Son 2015/11/05(Thu)23:53 No. 681749 ID: d2878f
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The package came in the mail the day after my birthday. Just this canister (the bit of the top that screws out has a button and a light on it?) and a note from him.

Son,

Happy birthday!

There comes a time in every young man's life when he has to indulge a dangerous hobby like motorbikes or molecular assemblers.

Make me proud.

I'm
DAD

Oh Dad, never change. Unfortunately, I haven't tried anything yet. I've been really sick for the last few days. It's all a bit of a haze. I hope he's not disappointed he hasn't heard back from me.

It's been on the table the last few days. I must have taken it out before I fell sick. There's a tiny little blob and all these fragile fragments around it? I hope I haven't broken it. Does it go off if you leave it out? It would help if it had come with any sort of instruction manual.

What should I do?

Instruct the nanogoo to convert you into a nanogoo girl.

burn it!!! with fire!!!

Push button, I guess.

Tell it to turn into a micro fusion power generator.

Tell it to form itself into the best dog ever.

You always wanted a dog.

Look for a shopkeeper girl to hang out with.

And ask her about the nanogoo too, I guess.

>>681749
Did it come with a manual? Skim it a bit, look for any warnings or instructions on how to order it to do things.

The answer clearly lies in the internet. Also, take a closer look at the container, maybe there are serial numbers or something you could use to narrow down a search for knowledge.

be sure to apply limits to all instructions. such as "eat 5 screws" so it will stop eventually.

Feed it an abstractly large amount of metal. Never stop to question the morals of your actions. Stick your dick in [relevant object]. Look in the mirror.

Wait a minute... ARE YOU THE NANOGOO?

>>681749
time to look up wikihow on nanogoo and see if you can't get this thing to make you a motorbike.
It's time to impress your dad with TWO dangerous hobbies.

>>681749
Read your emails.

Son 2015/11/06(Fri)00:51 No. 681765 ID: d2878f
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>burn it!!! with fire!!!
It's a gift, that would be rude.

>Did it come with a manual? Skim it a bit, look for any warnings or instructions on how to order it to do things.
No it did not.

>Wait a minute... ARE YOU THE NANOGOO?
No, I'm the human.

>Instruct the nanogoo to convert you into a nanogoo girl.
That sounds like a bad idea. Dad said he wanted me to get into dangerous hobbies for young men. I don't know if he'd be very proud of me if I did that.

>Push button, I guess.
The light blinks on and then off again. Nothing else happens.

>Tell it to form itself into the best dog ever.
It turned into a mushroom? I don't think mushrooms are dogs.

>Tell it to turn into a micro fusion power generator.
Still a mushroom.

Son 2015/11/06(Fri)00:51 No. 681766 ID: d2878f
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>Feed it an abstractly large amount of metal.
I poke it with a paperclip but it doesn't eat it. It flattens back down.

>Never stop to question the morals of your actions.
Of course.

>Stick your dick in [relevant object].
It's too small.

>Look in the mirror.
That's all the way in the bathroom, I'm busy playing with my thing.

>Read your emails.
Busy with goo!

>The answer clearly lies in the internet.
Alright, a quick search tells me there are a few voice commands.
I can tell it to come, sit, shake hands, dance, eat something, and what looks like save and edit its shape? I guess it is a lot like a dog.

I have a manual for it downloaded on my desktop. I must have done it while I was sick and forgotten. I was pretty out of it. Maybe I should take a look.

>Also, take a closer look at the container, maybe there are serial numbers or something you could use to narrow down a search for knowledge.
0x0001. Not very useful.

>Be sure to apply limits to all instructions. Such as "eat 5 screws" so it will stop eventually.
It sounds very irresponsible to not do that!

>Time to look up wikihow on nanogoo and see if you can't get this thing to make you a motorbike.
>It's time to impress your dad with TWO dangerous hobbies.
Hmm, that could be pretty cool. All this stuff needs a lot more goo though.

>Look for a shopkeeper girl to hang out with.
I guess I could go to the shops to buy some stuff for it to eat? Or should I look around the house first? Or maybe I should try to look up something specific to do with it while I'm on the computer?

tell it "cancel all commands" then get a large metal thing and tell it to eat that. like "eat one bike"

>>681766
Wait, where's the note? Did the nanogoo eat the note? Has it been idly eating things without being ordered to? I suspect it is a defective batch. Could be dangerous.

Look up how to destroy/disable nanogoo, in case something goes wrong.

Also try feeding it trash. Be sure to describe the items you're feeding it.

visit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_goo
consider burning it again!!!

Okay. No matter what happens. No matter how bad things get. Do not ask 4chan for help. Don't touch it either.

Throw caution to the window. Adopt wizard morals (see: None). Tell the nanogoo to eat the computer, it's clearly not helping you anyway. While it does that, go out to the shop and acquire waifu meet the nice shopkeep lady. She's not very nice. Stick your dick in her. Acquire goods to feed nanogoo so it can become your waifu.

Instruct the nanogoo to turn you into a nanogoo girl. Don't worry, dad will be proud of you no matter what you do, so just do what you want to do, and do what makes you happy. It's what he'd want, really.

Failing that, instruct the nanogoo to form itself into a suit of nanogoo-super-armor for you to wear. This will be the start to your life of either superheroism or supervillainy. Your choice.

check your browser history for anything you did while sick.

>>681766
tell it to follow The Three Laws, just in case.

also i'm pretty sure it's still in its infancy - too small to be anything other than a mushroom. it'll follow the orders you gave it after it eats and gets big; namely become dog and become micro fusion power generator.

Look up "yandere simulator" and see if you can find other personality modules through related links.

>>681766

Check out the shops. Be sure to note any and all cute shopkeepers.

>>681766
Yeah if you want a motorbike you need to give it a LOT more metal. Anything, really, but metal works best.

>>681779
ohhh no, we are not doing that again

Son 2015/11/06(Fri)03:11 No. 681788 ID: d2878f
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>Wait, where's the note? Did the nanogoo eat the note?
The note's in my bedroom.

>Look up how to destroy/disable nanogoo, in case something goes wrong.
Fire. Or a lot of heat in general. Cold. It's snowing outside so I guess it probably can't leave even if something goes horribly wrong. Probably electricity. X-rays. Dishwashing liquid, apparently?

>Tell it "cancel all commands" then get a large metal thing and tell it to eat that. like "eat one bike"
The handles on my desk drawers have come off for some reason. I tell it to eat two (2) handles for the moment. Even those are huge compared to it. It's going to take it a while. I'll give it the rest of the desk later. It's old and crappy. I've been wanting to replace it.

>Check your browser history for anything you did while sick.
Only thing that really jumps out is some stuff about nanomachines.
Growing them works best with a mix of metallic and organic material. The metal's good for structure but energy intensive to eat while the organic stuff is good for special bits and energy. It slows down a lot if it's lacking in one of them. It can record and mimic features of stuff it's eaten too.

>Okay. No matter what happens. No matter how bad things get. Do not ask 4chan for help.
Oh, I do have some pages from a nanomachines related section thereof in my history? Looks like someone managed to have his nanomachines try to eat him and then the goo came on the board and asked for advice? Has to be made up. Goo can't type, right? The rest of the thread is just reaction images and people speculating if he died. What a bunch of jerks.

>Look up "yandere simulator" and see if you can find other personality modules through related links.
That's a game.

>Don't touch it either.
Um, I've already touched it. Is that bad?

Son 2015/11/06(Fri)03:12 No. 681789 ID: d2878f
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>Try feeding it trash. Be sure to describe the items you're feeding it.
Trash bins' in the kitchen. I should grab something to eat while I'm at it.

... My fridge is missing?

Am I in that reality TV show where they sneak into your house and change things while you're not looking? Or have I been targeted by extremely specialised thieves in the night? Please be the first thing.

Ugh it was a shitty old fridge but why is it gone?!

I'm almost out of food too.

Not a lot of metal. I grab a few tins and an apple core and take them back. Goo, you can eat these and specifically these. Ah screw it, eat one desk too. That's all metal and chipboard. I pull out the drawers and put my computer on the floor.

>Tell the nanogoo to eat the computer, it's clearly not helping you anyway.
Computer has been a big help so far and all my files are on the computer!

>Instruct the nanogoo to turn you into a nanogoo girl. Don't worry, dad will be proud of you no matter what you do, so just do what you want to do, and do what makes you happy.
I need to go to the shops and apparently going outside would make me freeze to death if I was goo.

>Failing that, instruct the nanogoo to form itself into a suit of nanogoo-super-armor for you to wear. This will be the start to your life of either superheroism or supervillainy. Your choice.
>Yeah if you want a motorbike you need to give it a LOT more metal. Anything, really, but metal works best.
>I'm pretty sure it's still in its infancy - too small to be anything other than a mushroom. it'll follow the orders you gave it after it eats and gets big; namely become dog and become micro fusion power generator.
I call out to the goo and tell it to try becoming a cool super-armour and then a motorbike, and/or a dog. I'm not sure if it can understand me but maybe it'll figure something out.

>tell it to follow The Three Laws, just in case.
That's not a valid voice command.

Son 2015/11/06(Fri)03:13 No. 681790 ID: d2878f
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The local shop is really close and has a lot of cheap and second hand stuff, though it's all weird brands. I'll buy a little food but mainly grab stuff for the goo. An old bike would be perfect come to think of it. I can wheel a little more stuff back that way.

I can't find my wallet but I did find my keys. I grab my spare cash out of the drawer. I'm impatient to get some stuff for this.

Agh is more stuff missing? I can't find my warmest jacket. Must be in the laundry. I grab an older one and head out. The shop's just down the street.

>Check out the shops. Be sure to note any and all cute shopkeepers.
I've found one! I haven't seen her before. Maybe she's new? She looks bored.

"Howdy stranger." she says. "What can I do you for?"

so long as you don't tell it nonspecific commands on eating it will be fine. like "eat that" will queue everything it is touching to eat.

anyway, get a chunk of meat from the fridge and add that to its eat queue.

oh, if you are going outside, dip whatever bits yo touched it with in the snow to freeze any bits off.

>>681790
"What's the cheapest bulk of metals I can purchase?"

>>681790
I'm lookin' for stuff to feed to a blob of nanogoo. I'm making a dog and/or motorcycle!

>Howdy stranger." she says. "What can I do you for?
Hi, uh yeah, Do you happen to have a fridge or something for sale? Even a mini one? I think someone broke into my house while I was sick because I'm actually missing a lot of things. The fridge being one of them.

>>681790
Ask her if she's e experiencing a weird sense of deja vu.

...try (and fail) not to stare at dem knockers.

Okay well shit. Make sure you use Dishwashing fluid to wash your hands when you get back home.

...Okay I can think of three things to say here.
A: Yes please, *go into purchasing*
B: Um, yeah...Are you new in town?
C(Probably going to go with this one): ...Uh...You must have some serious back problems.

Stick your dick in her

Also, she has enhanced knockers!

>>681790
"Free~
Huh. Deja vu."

Guess the 'son' is there, bye bye new person.

Son 2015/11/06(Fri)06:46 No. 681832 ID: d2878f
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>"Free~
>Huh. Deja vu."

"This isn't a charity." the shopkeeper says.

>...try (and fail) not to stare at dem knockers.
"It's just you've got, ah, you've got a familiar face."

"You don't say?"

>"Uh...You must have some serious back problems."

She smiles brightly and toothily, an expression devoid of any human feeling. "You must have brain problems."

Uh, moving on...

>"I'm lookin' for stuff to feed to a blob of nanogoo. I'm making a dog and/or motorcycle!"

"Hmm, deja vu." she says.

"I'm sorry?"

"Is nanomachines the nerd flavour of the month or something?"

"Uh it's the genetic engineering of this decade I guess."
>"What's the cheapest bulk of metals I can purchase?"

"Try a scrap yard. All the junk you can handle there."

"How about screws?"

"Friend has a monopoly on those."

"Cutlery?"

She shrugs. "Probably. Why don't you have a look around? You seem to like examining the goods."

This isn't getting anywhere. I have a look in the aisles. There is a ton of mismatched second hand knives and forks so I fill a bag with it. I grab some instant noodles as well.

>Do you happen to have a fridge or something for sale? Even a mini one?
There seems to be a little bar fridge here. It's rusty but it's got an electrical tag saying it's been tested and it's cheap. It's kind of heavy but there is a monstrous steel hulk of a bicycle here too. It must be fifty years old. It's going for almost nothing, they must want to clear the aisle space.

>Stick your dick in her
It could not survive. I think I blew it.

>Also, she has enhanced knockers!
I noticed!

Anything else I should buy while I'm here or anything else I should do?

Stick your dick in dem knockers

Buy winter clothing, just in case, and a copy of the news.

>struck out with shopkeeper
Well, that's it. Guess you'll just have to make a nanogoogirlfriend. You have the tools.

That or just give up on humanity and become a nanogoogirl yourself.

>what buy
Pillows, sugar, spice, and some audio books or amines or stuff for the goo to eat and learn human interaction.

Aw heck, why not. Get some cheap figurines too, if there are any left.

Ask if she has seen many other people with nanogoo recently. Maybe they can advise us on how to best grow it into what we want?

Meet the friend with a screw monopoly.

Maybe you should ask her about her other nanogoo enthusiast friend.

Something strange is afoot here...

>There seems to be a little bar fridge here. It's rusty but it's got an electrical tag saying it's been tested and it's cheap. It's kind of heavy but there is a monstrous steel hulk of a bicycle here too. It must be fifty years old. It's going for almost nothing, they must want to clear the aisle space.
well if they also have a dolly to move the fridge with you're set till you can at least replace your fridge. I mean the thing may look like crap but at least it runs and as long as it last until you can get a proper replacement then you're good. and the bike to I guess since you did say it's dirt cheap.

Ask if she knows anything about nanogoo girls and how to become them.

Take the bike and meet with the screwhead.

Examine store for any useful metal bits.
Afterwards head out to a scrap yard for more useful junk.

Oh god I know what's going on. The other Son is sneaking into houses and eating their stuff. For all we know, he freed our nanogoo blob and gave it instructions.

>>681832
Get some cans of compressed air. If your nanogoo attacks you, you can make it eat the cans and that'll deliver a double whammy of cold and explosion. You'll just want to be sure to stand behind cover when it pops, so that you don't get any blobs on you.

realise you've contracted CFD. hate your father for cursing you to a lifetime of confusion.
http://shadowrun.wikia.com/wiki/Cognitive_Fragmentation_Disorder

>>681832
Ask her if anyone's sold her a fridge recently - yours is missing.

>>681832
I guess if you wanted to fix things you could comment that it's hard not to notice abundance.

Son 2015/11/07(Sat)02:22 No. 682088 ID: 30c7e6
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>Get some cans of compressed air. If your nanogoo attacks you, you can make it eat the cans and that'll deliver a double whammy of cold and explosion.
It hasn't done anything to me. Are you saying all robots will inevitably become complete bastards? I grab a few just to be safe.

>Buy winter clothing, just in case, and a copy of the news.
I've got plenty of old spare stuff. It's just a bit daggy.

I grab a newspaper. Looks like the Pacific storm cell's still throwing out tornados.

>Pillows, sugar, spice, and some audio books or amines or stuff for the goo to eat and learn human interaction.
Uh, this isn't exactly the best place to go shopping for quality entertainment. I grab a stack of disks and tapes. I can copy stuff off my computer.

>Aw heck, why not. Get some cheap figurines too, if there are any left.
I grab a few from the bargain bin.

Alright, that's as much as I can carry back I think, with the help of this bike. I manhandle it all to the front counter. The shop girl just watches me struggle.

Son 2015/11/07(Sat)02:22 No. 682089 ID: 30c7e6
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>I guess if you wanted to fix things you could comment that it's hard not to notice abundance.

"Sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees." the shopkeeper agrees. I think she agrees?

>Ask her if anyone's sold her a fridge recently - yours is missing.

Expressionless. "It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good." I take it that means no.

>Meet the friend with a screw monopoly.
>Maybe you should ask her about her other nanogoo enthusiast friend.
"Two's company but three's a crowd." She's taking the piss.

"I'll just take these thanks." The bike, a few kilos of cutlery and some old shelf brackets, noodles, the mini fridge, some taps and disks, canned air, these figurines and the newspaper.

She nods. "A fool and his money are soon parted."

Maybe I should never come here again.

>struck out with shopkeeper
>Well, that's it. Guess you'll just have to make a nanogoogirlfriend. You have the tools.

>That or just give up on humanity and become a nanogoogirl yourself.
Wouldn't that kill me?

>Ask if she knows anything about nanogoo girls and how to become them.
"Well, you see, when a man and a girl-goo love each other very much..."

Ah forget it. I'm going home.

>Stick your dick in dem knockers
I'd rather not get arrested.

Son 2015/11/07(Sat)02:23 No. 682090 ID: 30c7e6
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I lash the fridge to the carry thing behind the saddle and manage to get it all home without too much trouble.

The goo's still in my living room. It's eaten the desk, the cans and the apple core like I told it and left everything else alone.

It's turned into a fat turtle? Maybe I gave it too many conflicting instructions.

>>682090
Tell it to turn into an adorable, happy puppy.

Feed it everything but the action figure. Then tell it to take on a form like the action figure's. Then stick your dick in it.

well you can probably tell it to cancel it's current shape. I mean you never saved any of the shapes it's taken so far so it's probably not a big deal. I say let it finish eating, find a spot for your fridge just to get that out of the way and then feed it some more junk. Once we see how big it's gotten then we can see what it can turn into. I mean it's not like we're in a rush so I don't see why we should try and do things a mile a minute like some jackass with brain damage.

okay, start over with 'cancel all commands' so it removes conflictings.

Pet the nanogoo! It's been a good nanogoo!

>>682090
I think it's a helmet? Helmet puppy? Eh whateves. Just feed it some more metal, see what happens.

>>682090
Ask it to speak. Just to see what noise it can make right now.
See if it can follow simple commands like "roll over" "beg" or "fetch".

Try to get its form to be more dog-like.

Stick your dick in it

Good job, you annoyed the shopkeeper so much that she turned into a fortune cookie. That's a useful skill to have. Cancel all commands, then feed it each item individually.

Yeah, just command the goo to stop. Look at the manual and find a way to make it construct something out of its body mass, while also destroying most of the nanomachines in the process. For instance, an umbrella over your house could be useful.

>>682090
If you're not gonna have it turn you into a googirl (you really should) you can have it turn into your girlfriend. Gotta stick your dick in something.

The media and figures will give it some idea what it's doing.

Tell it to turn you into a goo man.

... a girly goo man.

>>682090
Can we instruct it to not eat, but interface with the computer? Time to get some goo learnin' on. Hopefully your computer is not full of porn, or links to porn sites.

Guys. We already did the goo girl ending. Knock it off.

Let's try this again. Open up Spy Gear Robot Metal Snake's package, then tell your goo to save the shape of the action figure and take its form, its size adjusted to accommodate whatever mass it currently has. If that doesn't work, take another one and give it the commands in reverse order.

>>682089
>Wouldn't that kill me?

Nope! In a way, it would actually do the opposite, and allow you to potentially live forever in your new goo-girl form. Plus, you'll have boobs! Boobs are awesome, am I right?

Take the plunge. Become the goo-girl of your dreams.

>>682145
>>682094

Giving the nanogoo an action figure template seems like the best way to go about things, plus it paves the way for lots of other shenanigans. So, yeah, let's do it!

Just remember to properly take the action figure out of the box, first, so the nanogoo can more clearly understand what you want it to look like.

Yeah, let's not do nanogoogirl again.

>>682090
we need a goo...mech, to defend the planet.

I'm disappointed that this isnt titled Nanogoo ^2 Electric Googalo
Cancel commands first

Son 2015/11/07(Sat)20:25 No. 682270 ID: 30c7e6
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>Okay, start over with 'cancel all commands' so it removes conflictings.
"Cancel all commands." I tell it. It doesn't do anything.

>I think it's a helmet? Helmet puppy? Eh whateves. Just feed it some more metal, see what happens.
A hatdogbike. I guess that might be confusing. "Come here, goo. Eat one knife."

It undulates over, scrabbling its little legs.

It's a decent size now. Maybe the size of a dog?

>Tell it to turn into an adorable, happy puppy.
"Turn into a dog." I tell it. It tries. That's kind of like a dog I guess? It's arguably cute.

>Ask it to speak. Just to see what noise it can make right now.
"Speak."

Brrrrrrrr. It's... vibrating?

>See if it can follow simple commands like "roll over" "beg" or "fetch".
"Roll over!"

It sits there.

"Beg."

It sits there.

I throw a spoon. "Fetch!"

It still sits there.

"Sit?"

It sits.

"Good blob!"

It wags its tendril. I give it a spoon.

>Pet the nanogoo! It's been a good nanogoo!
I do the thing. It vibrates again.

>Find a way to make it construct something out of its body mass, while also destroying most of the nanomachines in the process.
Why would I destroy this cute little fella?

Son 2015/11/07(Sat)20:26 No. 682272 ID: 30c7e6
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>Tell it to take on a form like the action figure's.
"Save dog." I tell it, then hold out the action figure. "Um, turn into doll?"

It starts stretching and tries to stand up on two legs. Um, that's not a very good copy. It falls over. I might need to help it some more.

>Then stick your dick in it.
The phone rings. Oh thank God. I get it.

"Hey bro, still sick?"

Agh, no. That is no bro. That's Coffee Guy. He works in HR at my office.

I swear he must be the boss's illegitmate son or something. No-one else can get away wih the shit he does.

Like constantly going out for coffee when the place even times toilet breaks. Sure he offers to grab something for you but then he hangs around your desk and wants to talk about his weird hobbies. And he never gives you any change.

"Uh, hey."

"Haha, you sound a lot more like yourself today. Just calling to check, you've used up both days of your annual sick leave so if you need any more time off it's going to come out of your pay. But if you're back from the dead you'll be in tomorrow, right?"

I cough. It sounds unconvincing. "Uh, I hope so."

He chuckles. "That's the spirit! Hey, look, I'll do you a huge favour and swing by this afternoon. You've gotta do the health awareness assessment form before you can get back to work and you're already two days behind soooo then you'll be able to jump right back into things tomorrow."

"Do I get some of my sick leave back if you do?"

"Haha, you're such a kidder. Cya at 3, bro."

He hangs up before I can. Ugh. Guess I've got a visitor in an hour.

>We need a goo... mech, to defend the planet.
From what? The Illuminati? Perhaps I should consider a life of cartoonish supervillainy.

I guess I should try to tidy the place up a bit.

Son 2015/11/07(Sat)20:28 No. 682274 ID: 30c7e6
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I tell the goo to eat the rest of the cutlery, the shelf struts I bought and the bike.

>Can we instruct it to not eat, but interface with the computer? Time to get some goo learnin' on. Hopefully your computer is not full of porn, or links to porn sites.
Uh.... nooooo.

While it's doing that, I try plugging in the monitor to see if that does anything. Text comes on the screen.

[default]# WARNING: Colony has suffered cold damage. Cohesion dropped below minimum safety levels on 16/08/20X5. Fragments have recombined and recompiled with default settings. Press X to clear this warning.

I plug in the keyboard and do. That's the day I received it. Is that why it had those fragments around it? It isn't that cold inside though. Did it get damaged in shipping maybe? Agh, I can't remember opening the canister.

[default]# Foreign object detected! Absorb? y/N

I guess that was it detecting the keyboard. I press space and get a blank prompt.

With a spare cable, I plug my computer into the goo. It's just crazy enough to work.

...

I don't know any text commands.

type help, see what it gives you

type iddqd

Type "Woof"

>>682274
List commands?

Or you could try looking online to see what commands are possible.

Also since you touched the goo, make sure no bits of it are left on you. That can cause unintended interpretations of commands. If you do have any goo on you, then... I'm not sure what to do. Try wiping it off with a paper towel? Or you could destroy the nanomachines via some snow or hot water.

>Ugh. Guess I've got a visitor in an hour.
Feed him to the goo.

>I guess I should try to tidy the place up a bit.
Get the goo to do it! Robo-maid.

>commands
help, ls, dir?

>>682274
Stick your dick in the visitor.

Stick your dick in it next

>>682274
type "Hello goo."

Probably also...run the dictionary program, bring this sucker up to speed, something educational.

We need to feed it more organic matter, guys.

>>682274
>[default]# WARNING: Colony has suffered cold damage. Cohesion dropped below minimum safety levels on 16/08/20X5.
...the first thread was on 16/08. There was nanogoo during that thread that got exposed to cold. The goo on Son's arm that was trying to eat him. That's what we've been feeding.

...question is, does it still have the orders we gave it then? I wonder, does it have any memory of the events of that day?

>>682274
See if you can find any memory playback commands.

OH

Call your dad and ask him what's up with the nanogoo he sent you. Was it in a freezer or something?

Take the goo to your place of employment and instruct it to eat the building's steel frame.

>>682336
and to eat Coffee Guy

Son 2015/11/08(Sun)00:22 No. 682352 ID: 30c7e6
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>Call your dad and ask him what's up with the nanogoo he sent you.
I can only get in touch with Dad by mail. He's weird like that. I guess I could send him a letter but it'd take a few days to hear back from him?

>Take the goo to your place of employment and instruct it to eat the building's steel frame.
Uuuugh, tommorrow! I'm not going in there if I don't have to.

>and to eat Coffee Guy.
Woah, I don't want to get arrested. I'd be a pretty big suspect if I did it here!

>Stick your dick in the visitor.
No, never.

>type help, see what it gives you
Nothing happens.

>ls, dir?
No compatible file system mounted? What? OK, I guess that suggests you can run a normal computer on this stuff at least?

>type iddqd
[default]# Would you like to activate natural language text parser (experimental?) y/N

I think I'm on to something here. I hit y.

>...the first thread was on 16/08. There was nanogoo during that thread that got exposed to cold. The goo on Son's arm that was trying to eat him. That's what we've been feeding.
>...question is, does it still have the orders we gave it then? I wonder, does it have any memory of the events of that day?
W-what? It's never tired to eat me, hasn't it? I type in a question for the active orders.

[default]# Active orders are: 'eat [1] bike', 'eat [3] knives', 'eat [1] spoon'

Ah phew, the only orders are to eat the stuff I told it to.

>Also since you touched the goo, make sure no bits of it are left on you. That can cause unintended interpretations of commands. If you do have any goo on you, then... I'm not sure what to do. Try wiping it off with a paper towel? Or you could destroy the nanomachines via some snow or hot water.
Well, I can't see any accumulations of microscopic robots? I wash my hands just to be safe.

>Type "Woof"
[default]# Bark!

The goo vibrates again. Brrrrrrrrr

>"Hello goo."
I type it in.

[default]# Hello!!

>>I guess I should try to tidy the place up a bit.
>Get the goo to do it! Robo-maid.
I tell it to clean up the place.

[default]# Ambiguous instruction!?!

stick your dick in that mouth

>>682352
>I tell it to clean up the place.
>[default]# Ambiguous instruction!?!

Cancel the order, do the cleaning yourself, you lazy ass.

Tell it to make a voicebox and lungs and whatever else it needs to talk peopletalk. Or dogtalk.

well it seems to be getting better at least. As for cleaning grab any junk you have lying around and tell it to move them somewhere. I mean we know it can eat things but let's see if it can do anything else yet.

Well, while you're waiting for your visitor, why not get around to housetraining your silly little goo buddy?

After you get off your lazy ass and start working on cleaning up the house (by yourself), ask the goo to transform into various shapes, using everyday objects from around the house as models for it to mimic.

See if you can teach the goo how to assume more and more detailed shapes, then try to get it to more properly assume the shape of that action figure (or any other complex shape which you'd prefer).

>name set as [default]

We should give our goo friend a name!

I vote we call it 'Little Fullerene Friend' or 'Fullerino'.

>>682352
You're lucky that command didn't go through. Giving it a vague instruction like "eat the trash in my house" might make it eat all sorts of things that aren't actually trash.

Set its name to something cool, like Graphite.

Also start asking it interesting questions like how it's feeling, what it thinks of you, what it remembers from the past couple of days...

>>682354
Agreed. Plus, it's a recipe for disaster.

>>682354
Keep in mind he's been sick the last two days. Also might be a good idea to work out what counts for organic material for it to consume.

Also tell it to clean your house, nothing can go wrong.

...wait, describe the sickness.

Tell it to eat dead skin cells, hair and bacteria that are not located on living organisms exceeding 0.2 kg mass.

Son 2015/11/08(Sun)07:08 No. 682391 ID: 30c7e6
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>Stick your dick in that mouth
I'm trying to clean up the place, jeez.

>Cancel the order, do the cleaning yourself, you lazy ass.
Hey! It's a machine, its here to do stuff so I don't have to! We'd still be living in caves and running away from lions with that sort of attitude.

>It's a recipe for disaster.
Ugh, fine. Cancel last order, I type.

[default]# Not needed! Ambiguous instructions are not queued!

See, it's perfectly safe.

>You're lucky that command didn't go through. Giving it a vague instruction like "eat the trash in my house" might make it eat all sorts of things that aren't actually trash.
Uh, that's a good point. I might have to check deinitions for stuff like that.

>I vote we call it 'Little Fullerene Friend' or 'Fullerino'.
>Set its name to something cool, like Graphite.
Hmm. Your name is Graphene, I type.

Graphene# OK!!

It makes that vibrating sound again. It's almost polished off the bike. It's pretty big now.

>As for cleaning grab any junk you have lying around and tell it to move them somewhere. I mean we know it can eat things but let's see if it can do anything else yet.
Just to test, I tell it to move the mouse on the computer. The screen says OK and it jumps up and moves it.

>Tell it to make a voicebox and lungs and whatever else it needs to talk peopletalk. Or dogtalk.
Graphene# I don't know how!

It starts vibrating and humming to itself so I guess it's trying at least?

>Tell it to eat dead skin cells, hair and bacteria that are not located on living organisms exceeding 0.2 kg mass.
Uh, let's see. I'll just say any living thing lest it start shaving mice.

Graphene# I think you want me to [EAT] an undefined amount of object:[skin], object:[hair] and object[bacteria], limitation [not attached to living organisms]! Is this correct?!

Uh, I'll limit that to 2 kilos just to be safe.

Graphene# OK!!

It flattens out. Uh, I've heard carpets do pick up a lot of dust.

Well, I can't type commands while it's walking around so I'll try some stuff.

>Also start asking it interesting questions like how it's feeling, what it thinks of you, what it remembers from the past couple of days...
'How do you feel?' I type.

Graphene# Goal states are being achieved! This is happiness!
It wags its tendril/tail some more.

Son 2015/11/08(Sun)07:09 No. 682392 ID: 30c7e6
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'What do you think about me?' I try next.
Graphene# I don't understand the question!?!

As for what it remembers fro the last few days, that takes quite a few questions to get much sense out of it. Memory goes back to a few days ago with the cold event. This completely wiped its memory and settings so it was running on basically the factory default today.

The little blob's senses are pretty limited, but it's telling me it thinks there were two people in here the night after it was damaged, but then they left and it hasn't seen anyone else until this morning? It thinks it saw multiple people ths morning? That doesn't make any sense.

I... I don't remember that.

>...wait, describe the sickness.
I don't know, the last few days are really foggy. It's like I had a fever or something. I think I did things but it's all a haze. Maybe it was just fever dreams. There was some weird stuff. I mean I haven't played around with this nanogoo stuff until today.

Someone knocks on the door. I go to it.

"Hey bro! You look half dead! Sure you're not infectious or something?"

Agh, it is Coffee Guy. He's really early and it took longer than I thought to get answers out of my blob. I mumble something to him. Probably not that he'll die if he comes in here.

"Well, you going to invite me in? Looks like it's going to snow again. Weird summer, hey?"

"Yeah, sure, come in."

He's carrying a folder. Must be the sick form. He steps in and looks around, opens the door to my study and sees the computer on the floor. "Haha, not quite what I imagined, bro. Living the low life, huh?"

Hang on, how did he know my home address? I ask him.

"Oh, you know, a few people have access to that sort of thing in case something comes up." he says vaguely.

He opens it a little wider and sees Graphene. "Hey, are those nanomachines?" he says, walking over to it. "Who'd you have to kill to get those?"

Stick your dick in him

>>682392
tell graphene to ignore all orders from coffee guy. don't actually say 'coffee guy', graphene wouldn't get the reference.

>"Who'd you have to kill to get those?"
"Myself" then vomit nanomachines onto him.
...Or just say your dad sent them to you.

About being infections, if we are will we still be required to come in to work or not get payed?

>"Who'd you have to kill to get those?"
Myself. I made a deal with the devil and traded away my own health and vitality, as you can see.

Make sure to give him a firm, sweaty, nanite-infested handshake and let him in.

Nobody I know of. They were a get well soon gift from DAD.

gift from dad, this one seems to have been damaged while I was sick though, trying to see if there's some why to help it get better.

>>682392
Wait why is it snowing in summer? What the hell happened to your planet, nuclear winter?

Ask him when you called in sick, and what you said.
...I wonder if you can ask the neighbors if you've had visitors within the past couple days?

>>682392

Tell Graphene to eat Coffee Guy.

>"Who'd you have to kill to get those?"

Thor, god of thunder. That's why the weather's been all messed up. Sorry.

"It's just something I found the other day. I was wandering around delirious while sick, and it followed me home if I'm remembering right. If I'm wrong about that, instead it came in the mail. I'm not totally sure which, but it was one of those two things. I'm not sure if I'm still infectious but I'm at least lucid today. Am I fired if I'm still sick tomorrow?"

>>682392
"My dad."

Son 2015/11/09(Mon)01:47 No. 682690 ID: 30c7e6
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>Myself. I made a deal with the devil and traded away my own health and vitality, as you can see.

"Hah!" Coffee Guy says. It's like listening to a horse bray. Maybe a hyena. "Guess there is such a thing as second chances, huh?"

God he's smug.

>Make sure to give him a firm, sweaty, nanite-infested handshake and let him in.
Two out of three ain't bad, right?

>Stick your dick in him
No, not if he was the last man alive.

>"My dad."
"Seriously though, Dad sent them to me."

"Oh, didn't know someone like you had connectiooooons." He waggles his eyebrows. I waggle them back. It seems like the right thing to do.

"Hey why don't we get this sick form out of the way and then I'll tell you about the goo." I usher him into the other room, leaving Graphene to continue its carpet invasion.

Maybe I can get rid of him quickly after the form's done.

>Tell Graphene to eat Coffee Guy.
Stop tempting me!

He flops down on my couch and looks up at me. "Real go-getter, huh. I like it!" He looks down and scans the form in his hand. "Alright, symptoms. Fever?"

"Uh, a little. I'm over it today."

"Headaches?"

"No."

"Diarrhea? Cramps? Vomiting?"

"No to all three."

"Loss of appetite?"

My stomach grumbles. Whe did I last eat? "I think so."

"Sense of impending doom?"

"No worse than usual."

"Memory loss of up to three days?"

"Yes." He flips over a few pages.

"Tendency to misplace objects?"

"Yup."

"Thoughts of other events that couldn't have happened?"

"Yes."

"Poor impulse control?"

I think back to blowing it with that cute girl with the huge rack. "Uh, a little worse than usual."

"Feelings of deja vu?"

"Feelings of deja vu."

He gives me a big fake grin. "Looks like you're fine. Not bad Lazarus, it normally takes three days to come back from the dead. Guess the planet refused to let you die, huh?"

Uh, yeah, sure. Whatever.

>"I'm not sure if I'm still infectious but I'm at least lucid today. Am I fired if I'm still sick tomorrow?"
>About being infections, if we are will we still be required to come in to work or not get payed?

"Haha, don't be silly. You'd just get your pay docked plus the penalty charge and a AWOL mark for the three strike out policy. The form's score assessment says the decreased productivity from any risk of infection doesn't exceed the cost of having you out of office for that day." He strokes his chin. "hmm, you still look like crap though. Tell you what, I'll do you a huuuuuuge favour and see if I can pull some strings. If you come in tomorrow afternoon that day won't get a penalty charge or be counted as AWOL."

"Will I get paid for it?"

He slaps the couch as he laughs. "Haha, I love your eternal optimism, bro!"

Son 2015/11/09(Mon)01:49 No. 682691 ID: 30c7e6
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>Ask him when you called in sick, and what you said.
"Uh, not much? Just you were sick. Man, you really need to get your phone looked at. It was all garbled and stuttering."

>Wait why is it snowing in summer? What the hell happened to your planet, nuclear winter?
Well, everyone was saying it was due to the atmospheric adjustment that ClimateCo was doing. Something about cloud seeding? But the newspaper I got today said industry scientists have proven it's a natural variation. Ah well, it's not like I could afford to fly anywhere once they un-ground all the planes anyway.

On to the goo. Hopefully I can get rid of him quickly.

"So why's it a dog?" Coffee Guy says, tone implying there is any number of far better things it could have been,

"I like dogs."

"Sicko." He jumps up from the couch and punches me in the shoulder. "Hahahah, oh man, you should have seen this guy the other day." He digs out his phone and pulls up that same thread I looked at.

"Look at this." he shoves the phone in my face. "First comment's me. Great huh? Haha, wish I'd thought of that configuration change. That was epic!" He nudges me. "You know what it does, right?"

"I can guess." I say. Right, the change which apparently turns the goo into an all-absorbing killing machine if that'll help it meet its goal (of eating its poor owner). I'm starting to think I don't want this guy anywhere near my goo.

Stick your dick on your phone

consider searching for some way of safely containing it.

can you forbid your goo from using the keyboard? that would prevent it from changing it's own configs.

Tell the goo "Don't eat one human" then run outside and slam the door before coffee guy follows you.

tell him you like your goo not trying to kill you if it can be helped. Then ask if he needs anything else from you and that you'll try to be in tomorrow (I don't want to owe this guy any favors if it can be helped) and that you're probably going to wash up and see if can look like someone who didn't just crawl out of his own grave. Hopefully he'll take the hint and leave.

Right, I think it's time to give coffee guy that handshake and send him on his way back.

Just out of curiosity, could you hook the goo up and ask it to check for the presence of nanites or markers indicative of cloning in you?

Tell Graphene to bark until you say stop. Time to go, corporate coffee creeper.

>"It's all a bit of a haze."
>starting off with an already-broken nanogoo canister
>Feelings of deja vu.
>memory loss
>"Looks like you're fine."

...I think that your memories have been erased, that you've possibly been drugged, and that Coffee Guy is probably in league with those responsible. Get that bastard out of your house as quickly as possible.

Time to descend into rampant paranoia. If this guy is any indication, then whoever erased your memories is using people around you to check up on your condition! Clearly, Graphene is the only friend who you can trust. The first chance that you get, you should imbue Graphene with security protocols to lock out the commands of everyone except yourself. Do it outside of your house, somewhere a decent distance away, where it would be difficult for other people to monitor you.

Buy new clothes and ditch your old ones, to throw off any tracking devices. Be prepared to skip town at a moment's notice. Trust no one (except for your new nanogoo friend).

>>682691
Another question you can ask the goo is, has the house been empty in the past three days?

Don't ever order the nanogoo to not eat something, it'll ignore the "not". Also continue to not kill this guy, I think you would get caught. Ask him for tips on handling your nanogoo since he seems to be familiar with it.

What does this guy mean by configuration change? Is nanogoo normally forbidden from eating people? Does that mean whoever sent that poor bastard the nanogoo did so with the expectation he would be eaten?
Wait do you recognize that as your hand? Lastly, uh... do you guys have resurrection pods or something? Is it possible you died, but were brought back from death?

>>682690
...
Dad.. is someone other than your father, isn't he.

> Lazarus
... he may actually be being literal here. Either way, he almost certainly knows more about your condition than you do.

> thoughts of events that couldn't have happened
What? Deets us!
... Unless it was that whole thing about the nanos turning you into a goo girl, we already know that one.

> this guy is scary
Yeah, tell Graphene sometime soon not to accept commands except from you.

>>682691

Seriously, no one will miss him. Tell Graphene to eat Coffee Guy!

We need him out of the way so we can see Coffee Girl!

Quit your miserable, pointless job. That colony of nanogoo is effectively a little self-contained post-scarcity economy, all you need to do is figure out how to order it to manufacture stuff you can eat.

Son 2015/11/10(Tue)01:08 No. 682909 ID: 30c7e6
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>Stick your dick on your phone
It's already got too many dicks on it.

>What does this guy mean by configuration change?
OK. So there was this thread some guy started because apparently he accidentally ordered his nanomachines to eat him? There were a lot of dick responses and one poster suggested changing some of the goo's settings to fix it. Except from what I can see, those changes would remove its replication limit, allow it to eat anything it engulfs instead of requiring permission to do that and tell it to pursue its goals much more aggressively.

Coffee Guy just admitted to being one of those troll posts and regrets he didn't think of suggesting those config changes. Because he's a jerk and possibly a sociopath.

>Wait do you recognize that as your hand?
My hand doesn't have a really bad fungal infection.

>Uh... do you guys have resurrection pods or something? Is it possible you died, but were brought back from death?
I don't think so? I don't even have basic health insurance!

>> Lazarus
>... he may actually be being literal here. Either way, he almost certainly knows more about your condition than you do.
He knows something. This is even smugger than usual.

>Ask if he needs anything else from you and that you'll try to be in tomorrow (I don't want to owe this guy any favors if it can be helped) and that you're probably going to wash up and see if can look like someone who didn't just crawl out of his own grave. Hopefully he'll take the hint and leave.
"I'll try to be in tomorrow." I tell him. "No need to pull any strings for me."

"Awww, come on, you'd just owe me one little favour." Coffee Guy says.

Little, right. "Nah I probably just need to wash up and I'll be fine."

"Y'don't want to wash out." he says. "It's the responsibility of every employee to take care of his slash her health and engage in the duties the company has assigned them to their fullest ability." Ugh I think he's quoting from the employee requirements manual.

"You need anything else from me?" I say.

"Got any snacks?" he says. "Wait, no. Hold that thought. I gotta take a dump." He wanders off in search of my bathroom.

Aaaaaaargh.

Son 2015/11/10(Tue)01:08 No. 682910 ID: 30c7e6
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>Also continue to not kill this guy, I think you would get caught.
I bet I wouldn't! It'd probably be easy! I have a blob that can eat evidence!

>The first chance that you get, you should imbue Graphene with security protocols to lock out the commands of everyone except yourself.
I'm pretty sure it already does that. That's what the clicker thing in the canister top was for, registering the owner.

I go back into the study, closing the door behind me. I secure the clicker by putting it in my pocket. Graphene's still interrogating the carpet like a malformed roomba. I walk over, sit down next to it and plug the keyboard and monitor back in.

>Can you forbid your goo from using the keyboard? that would prevent it from changing it's own configs.
'Graphene: never use a keyboard.' I type.

Graphene# Why!?

That's... new. 'It could be dnagerous to me' I type 'So don't'

Graphene# OK!! :)

>Don't ever order the nanogoo to not eat something, it'll ignore the "not".
What, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way. That sounds like incredibly bad design. Hmmm. Wait, I can check this stuff.

"Graphene, do not eat one shirt."

Nothing happens.

>...I think that your memories have been erased, that you've possibly been drugged, and that Coffee Guy is probably in league with those responsible.
>Time to descend into rampant paranoia. If this guy is any indication, then whoever erased your memories is using people around you to check up on your condition! Clearly, Graphene is the only friend who you can trust. The first chance that you get, you should imbue Graphene with security protocols to lock out the commands of everyone except yourself. Do it outside of your house, somewhere a decent distance away, where it would be difficult for other people to monitor you.
I type 'Who do you have to take orders from?'

Graphene# You!!!

'Anyone else?' There's a several second pause.

Graphene# I don't think so?!?!

'I don't want you to take orders from anyone except me.' Another pause.

Graphene# I'll try!!!!!

Son 2015/11/10(Tue)01:10 No. 682912 ID: 30c7e6
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This isn't reassuring. In fact I think I'm starting to panic! Maybe I should sneak out while Coffee Guy's in the bathroom, but I don't know how long Graphene can survive outside in the cold.

>Quit your miserable, pointless job. That colony of nanogoo is effectively a little self-contained post-scarcity economy, all you need to do is figure out how to order it to manufacture stuff you can eat.
But then why hasn't that already happened?!

>>Thoughts of events that couldn't have happened
>What? Deets us!
Cold. Fear. Sassy banter with a cute girl. A stalker.

>Dad.. is someone other than your father, isn't he?
Dad is my dad! He's got to be!

I hear a key turn in the front door. But I have the key? Then heavy footsteps in the hall outside and clothes rustling. Is this the Illuminati hitman come to finish me off for having goo and maybe being a medical miracle? Is this a surprise visit from the landlord?! I don't understand what's going on any more and it scares me!

The door here is the only door out of the study. If I went out there I'd need to confront my new visitor. Or I could wait here? Or there's the window?!

>>682912
Tell graphine to block the door. Then ask who it is.

clothes rustling? why would they take their clothes off first? get a heavy thing and barge out there.

Stick your dick in the visitor.

>>682912
Tell Graphene to devour Coffee Guy, then come back in case you need to be DEFENDED!!!

GO OUT AND CONFRONT VISITOR.

Actually, using a keyboard is fine in itself. The important part is that Graphene should never attempt to alter it's own programming without your explicit approval, and ask you for clarification before proceeding with dangerous things.
>>682912
>But then why hasn't that already happened?!
Most people don't have nanoassemblers, dingus! Of those that do, way too many are like Coffee Guy, and prefer to boss other humans around.

Tell Graphene to extrude one (1) potato chip, and then withdraw all components of itself from the finished product. See if it tastes okay.

If you're still making up your mind about whether to allow Coffee Guy to leave this place alive, let's go "Cask of Amantillado" on him. Have Graphene seal the bathroom door shut. Just fuse it with the frame.

People will at least strongly suspect you killed Coffee Guy if he never leaves your house alive.

Oh and tell Graphene to kill the coffee guy. I wanna see what happens.

if nanogoo eats coffee guy it will have his memories, making him immortal do you want to be stuck with coffee guy forever?

Son 2015/11/10(Tue)02:31 No. 682932 ID: 30c7e6
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>But then why hasn't that already happened?!
>Most people don't have nanoassemblers, dingus! Of those that do, way too many are like Coffee Guy, and prefer to boss other humans around.
It only takes one!

>People will at least strongly suspect you killed Coffee Guy if he never leaves your house alive.
Oh come on, there's like a twenty minute wait on the call queue for emergence servicse! I bet the police wouldn't even bother to investigate!

>If nanogoo eats coffee guy it will have his memories, making him immortal do you want to be stuck with coffee guy forever?
I am pretty sure that doesn't normally happen.

>Tell Graphene to devour Coffee Guy, then come back in case you need to be DEFENDED!!!
I'm going to do it! 'Graphene," I type, "eat coffee guy, then come back to protect me. He's in the toilet.'

Graphene# I think you want me to [EAT] one coffee! Is this correct?!

'No, the man with the purple shirt. I want you to eat him, and only him.'

Graphene# Understood! :D

>Get a heavy thing and barge out there.
I unplug the keyboard and take it with me as it is the most club-like object in the room. Graphene slips out behind me and down the hall as I open the door.

Son 2015/11/10(Tue)02:31 No. 682933 ID: 30c7e6
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The intruder's halfway up the stairs.

It's a girl in heavy winter clothes. She's pretty tall. She turns as I burst into the hallway, deadly keyboard weapon raised. The skin's peeling a bit on her cheek. A reaction to the cold? Wait, I don't think that's skin. Or a girl. That looks like... nanomachines?!

>Stick your dick in the visitor.
Well, it is cute...

"whO a-a-are you aNd WHat are you doiNg i-i-in my hoUse?"

"I, what? Why are you talking like that?" I blurt out.

"My girfriend thinks its cute. Now, who are you and why are you in my house?"

"This is my house!"

She (it?) blinks and frowns and takes a step closer.

"Wait... You're... I don't understand. You can't be here. That's simply not possible. How is this... I, that is, you, we, i-i-i-I..."

She seems just as confused as I am. "Why can't I be here?" I say.

The girl(?) takes another step.

Son 2015/11/10(Tue)02:32 No. 682934 ID: 30c7e6
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"Because you're supposed to be me."

S-stick your dick in her.

run outside, get snow. snowball nanogirl.

>>682934
YOU WERE TURNED INTO A NANOSWARM

and you just sent a nanoswarm to try to kill the only lead you have on how you're alive again. Anyway, tell the old you that you must be a clone. Like some kind of illuminati plot. Tell uh... her? not to kill you, you can both find out how this happened. You can deal with some situations better than them, right? Less conspicuous, less sensitive to temperature? Plus, I mean, you can work at her old job! Income is important!

If she doesn't immediately agree you're probably going to want to run away. Maybe try going back to the store,

>>682934
"Well, I always wanted someone whom I could share all my secrets with. This is a real time-saver."

"Wanna try a threesome?"

Holy shit I just realized the most straightforward reason for you to be brought back from the dead is that they're planning on killing nano-you! She's obviously dangerous, and you're meant to fill in the hole her absence would cause. Your dad must be important enough to require placating. Makes sense, since nanites are apparently hard to get ahold of?

Tell her she's in danger, and should split off part of herself as a backup copy. You can hide it somewhere, in case Coffee Guy's organization has some sort of super anti-nanite weapon like a freeze ray or something.

Nanomachines can assemble things, right? Maybe you assembled a copy of your old self for some reason.

Poke your (his? Our?) finger into the hole in [default]'s face.

Before you carry out your standing orders to absorb Son, maybe we should ask the shopkeeper why she didn't seem surprised at all to see us in the flesh? (The answer: Years and years of retail. But we can use the opportunity to attempt an escape anyway.)

>>682934
oh yeah, if she tries to claim she needs to absorb you, point out she already did and there's no need to do it again

Take a step back, extend your arm all the way, point at her, and shout, "YOOOOOOOUUUUUU!"

quickly stop Graphene and undo that last command before you do something really really fucking stupid.

Also find a mirror.

"What? How am I supposed to be you, or vice versa? I mean, if you haven't noticed, you have a few more boobs than I do. Also, you're nanogoo, and I'm not. Also also, please don't kill me."

If you have time, try to compare your personal histories, to see who's got what memories of what.

Also, in an offhand way, try to mention Coffee Guy and how you're sending Graphene to murder him, and then watch to see how nanogooyou reacts.

If nanogooyou seems chill, initiate self-romance.

God damn it, we are an experimental clone or something aren't we? Well at the very least the goo won't be able to kill us permanently... Run for the bathroom our best hope is that our goo will protect us, it might of been corrupted though...

>>682934
Tell her to come in and you can try to figure this out together. She's an instance of you that let herself become a goo girl? You should check like, if you have the same childhood memories.

...wait, you're the one the shopkeeper mentioned. If she knows you, why didn't she recognize me?

I'm pretty sure nanos don't uneat things. Um, is it possible [Default] ate too much, and divided? Maybe you're nanos in stealth mode.

...could she check if you're meat or not without eating you?

Wait, maybe you're a trojan horse. Someone wants default dead, so they create a fake son for her to eat. Only when she does, she finds out you're full of nano killers or something.

>>682934
Oh wait. Perfect line:

"So you stuck your dick in it, huh?"

>>682934
"If I'm you, then your girlfriend is my girlfriend, right?"

"There's a guy in my bathroom - possibly also your bathroom, unless you're living with that shopkeeper now - who knows what's going on, but won't willingly explain. There's also another nanogoo swarm in the process of eating him. If you hurry you might be able to merge with it and rip relevant information out of his brain."

>>682934
What this guy said: >>682969

Coffee dude knows something! You must capture him alive to get the information out of him!

Now neither of us will be virgins!

Thirding >>682969 and seconding >>682976

Slowly back away. If she is you, and the result of a nanoswarm ordered to eat you, then the chance is very, VERY high for thatorder to be still active.

You could try to convince her, that vou cant be her, but a clone at best. And whatever order she as doesn't count for clones.

You're a nanoclone!
Some nanomachines must have split from the original, slowly building a new organic you in the process, then went to factory default settings for some unknown reason.

...It was coffee guy. It was coffee guy ALL ALONG.
Maybe he felt bad about being an accomplice to murder, and maybe it would eventually get him arrested, so he decided to fix his mistake and replicate the situation from days ago. All he would have had to have done was delete a few of his old posts when a second goo thing started typing!

When our goo pet is done eating him, tell it to rebuild him starting from the moment before he discovered the goo!

[Default]'s orders were to covert you / herself into an immortal nanogoo slimegirl.

This has already happened, as [Default]'s own memories will attest. Conversion / consumption of additional instances of Son will not produce new nanogoo girl instances of Son, and therefore are not necessary to complete the order.

Although becoming one with yourself (in multiple senses) are options, here.

Son 2015/11/12(Thu)02:53 No. 683492 ID: 49fb47
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This is crazy! I became some sort of immortal nanomachine goo girl days ago? And then got cloned because of an Illuminati plot or something?! There's some important things I have to know.

>Take a step back, extend your arm all the way, point at her, and shout, "YOOOOOOOUUUUUU!"
>"So you stuck your dick in it, huh?"

She blinks. "It seemed like a good idea at the time." It looks like I've got her on the defensive. Time to follow it up.

>"If I'm you, then your girlfriend is my girlfriend, right?"

She frowns. "No, she's my precious girlfriend. I'm not sharing with you."

>"Wanna try a threesome?"
Nothing ventured, nothing gained!

"What did I just say?"

>Ask the shopkeeper why she didn't seem surprised at all to see us in the flesh? (The answer: Years and years of retail. But we can use the opportunity to attempt an escape anyway.)
It's worth a try. I'm getting nervous about all this. "Wait wait wait. That girl at the shop is your girlfriend, right? Why didn't she recognise me?"

"What? Why were you talking to her? You better not have done anything stupid."

"I was buying some stuff! It's not like I was trying to steal her away from you or anything!"

"Are you really that eager to die?"

Uh, shit. Old-me scares me. I never thought I was the jealous type!

>Slowly back away. If she is you, and the result of a nanoswarm ordered to eat you, then the chance is very, VERY high for that order to be still active.
Really? Oh no! I am not at all eager to die! I start edging back but she's slowly coming down the stairs after me.

"Uh, hey, listen!"
>"There's a guy in my bathroom - possibly also your bathroom, unless you're living with that shopkeeper now - who knows what's going on, but won't willingly explain. There's also another nanogoo swarm in the process of eating him. If you hurry you might be able to merge with it and rip relevant information out of his brain."
I tumble over the words but I get the essentials out.

"The main thing I want right now is to eat you."

All the pieces fit! I don't like this puzzle! I was the guy in the thread! He accidentally ordered the goo to convert (eat) him. So goo-me ate old me and still wants to eat new me! The cold pressure of the door behind me says I can retreat no further. Time to get out!

Son 2015/11/12(Thu)02:59 No. 683493 ID: 49fb47
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I take my eyes off goo-me for a second to find the door handle.

SPLUT

A fist sized glob of nanogoo splats over the door knob. Not only is she immortal and a girl but she can shoot nanomachine bullets? This isn't fair! I'll have to use my human smarts! Maybe I can reason with her.

>Holy shit I just realized the most straightforward reason for you to be brought back from the dead is that they're planning on killing nano-you! She's obviously dangerous, and you're meant to fill in the hole her absence would cause. Your dad must be important enough to require placating. Makes sense, since nanites are apparently hard to get ahold of?
"Wait, you could be in danger!" I tell her. "I think The Conspiracy is out to get you! They must have cloned me to keep Dad happy!"

"I still have to eat you, you know."

>If she tries to claim she needs to absorb you, point out she already did and there's no need to do it again.
"Look, you've absorbed me once, so you don't need to do it again! And I'm a clone! Clones don't count as the same person!" I'm in for a lot of existential angst if this argument works.

"You're completely wrong about everything."

>Tell the old you that you must be a clone. Like some kind of Illuminati plot. Tell uh... her? not to kill you, you can both find out how this happened.
"We need to figure out what's going on, so don't eat me!"

"I will." She's at the base of the stairs. Maybe I can make a break past her?

"I just told you not to!" I'm getting that deja vu again. I should be able to give her orders, right? Because she thinks I'm me and I was her owner otherwise I wouldn't have been able to order her to try and eat me in the first place. "Cancel all commands!"

She sighs. "That didn't work the first time either you know. It's not even a command."

>Although becoming one with yourself (in multiple senses) are options, here.
"Look, I know you want to eat me but think for a minute! I'm your clone! Don't let this opportunity go to waste! Think of the possibilities!" I waggle my eyebrows. It seems like the right thing to do.

She stops and taps her cheek. "Hmmm. Give me your hand."

I half extend it to her giant goo hand and then pause. What if this is a trick? "Are you going to eat it?"

"I'm going to drink some of your blood so I can think straight."

Ooooh, that's sneaky. It stings a little.

>If nanogooyou seems chill, initiate self-romance.
I think she's thawing to a chill state. I'm going to try my luck!

Son 2015/11/12(Thu)02:59 No. 683494 ID: 49fb47
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>S-stick your dick in her.
I-I'm going to do it!

>Quickly stop Graphene and undo that last command before you do something really really fucking stupid.
Too late!

Also I don't know how to undo commands.

Son 2015/11/12(Thu)03:03 No. 683495 ID: 49fb47
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That worked out better than expected. I'm not dead and I've bedded the T-1000. Eat your heart out, Sarah Connor.

I've done what everyone has always dreamt of doing: making out with my immortal nanomachine goo clone. It went pretty much how you'd expect.

In the bed, Goo-me wraps her arms around me and pulls me close. "OK, that was pretty good," she says into my ear, "but we're done. I think I should kill you now."

>You can deal with some situations better than them, right? Less conspicuous, less sensitive to temperature? Plus, I mean, you can work at her old job! Income is important!
I flail weakly, maybe I should try harder. "What?! B-but I can be useful! I'm not cold sensitive, I should't stand out and I can keep working at our old job! Having a stable income's important!"

"It's not you, it's me."

I'm going to die!

>>683495
Okay hang on tell her you activated a text parser via your laptop that might be able to undo this murderous compulsion she has. Also, you can give her a name. Wait you don't know she's still stuck as [default].

What about Graphene? He's still dumb, he can't take care of himself. If she eats you, your awesome nanogoo dog will probably die without someone to tell him what to eat. You could appeal to her sympathy for another nanoswarm. Or you could tell her that she should rise above her programming? Or that she should talk to her girlfriend about this first? She's been able to put off eating you for a while, surely she can put it off for longer?

Um, last ditch effort is to try other orders, like telling her to lower the priority of eating you, or try "eat nothing"?

Stick your dick in the gravity of the situation.

Oh! To a nanoswarm, fulfilling goals is happiness. Tell her if you're left alive, you can give her more goals, more happiness. While you are alive, she will have more opportunity to fulfill goals, not less. They could even be things she wanted to do anyway!

Solution: Keep dicking (or be dicked?) by your former self until (s)he yields.

>It's not you, it's me.
ok before you go and do that, why? No really why are you still following that damn command? I mean it's obvious that you can think for yourself and seem to be able to ignore commands so why do you have to follow that one like there's no way around it... also what the fuck happened to my fridge... and while we're on that subject what the fuck happened between old me becoming a goo-girl and use meeting today?

summon graphene, nano on nano catfight.

>>683495
Wait, hang on. So we have to think about the combination of old embedded commands overlaid with "ourselves" as a mentality.

She's a crazy obsessive crazy and focused about... us. Given that a nanogoo's main purpose is to consume, that means an ever-hungering want to devour us. When "we" got devoured that defaulted to a null value (because a nanogoo can't eat itself).

So... there's a couple of things to try if removing old commands doesn't work, like trying to layer new commands. Such as.. "stop being a yandere"; "You know, you/I weren't the ones who gave the original commands for you to act obsessive and jealous. They were orders/advice from non-owners. You've successfully demonstrated you can locate me even without that." If that doesn't work you can try potentially risky things like "Redefine owner to MY OLD FRIDGE," "Release license," "Redefine owner to SELF," "Redefine me to NULL," anyone else got any ideas?

>>683495
if all else fails "you could start a harem"

Keep sticking your dick in her, mind break by fucking

You think this will make shopkeeper jealous? I suppose it's technically masturbation.

>I should eat you now
Do you think we should do something about Graphine first? She's probably had time to eat Coffee Guy by now, and I dunno what happens if she comes out, finds you digesting me, and tries to interfere. How do goo fights even work.

...wait, if Graphine is a splinter of your clone's swarm, does that make her your child? She's got one of you for each parent! You have to get other you to agree to take care of her, even if she eats you. (I really hope coffee guy didn't take her over, but we ordered her to eat him, not to make him a goo girl).

Raise the concern that if someone wanted to get rid of her, and knew she'd want to eat you, you're probably a trap. Some kind of anti nano thing hidden inside to find when eating. Then you'd both be dead, and who would take care of your girlfriend or goo daughter? She should get you checked out before eating you.

We could do the sexy vampire thing for a while. Live off your blood before eventually eating you.

If you're me, why are you still following old commands, anyways? Shouldn't you be your own boss now?

...you should probably freeze some sperm or something in case the girlfriend ever wants kids. Or do goo-pregnancies work?

>It's not you it's me
We're both me! If it's anyone, it's me!

>I should kill you now
Fiiiiiiine. Let's cuddle.

>>683510
Follow up to the trap hypothesis: a yandere will do anything to protect the one they love.

Cry out for Graphene to help you.

But first, check your dick if it is covered in goo.
If so, go to the bathroom instead and hope Graphene can remove it.

You can't eat me. Your girlfriend would be furious at you if you started eating people! don't go eating anyone until you ask her if she is ok with it.

More ideas:

What about dad? You think he would be proud of two of us? (Or that he now has a goo grandkid)?

You know, if we find where they cloned us, you wouldn't even need to eat me. You'd have an open ended supply of as much me-meat as you could want.

Does the eating have to be now? I mean, you're immortal, and I'll still age. Eventually I'd want to merge and upgrade to nanogoo youth, anyways.

>>683495
Why do you want to eat me so bad? What about my right to live?
You DO realize a bunch of assholes online changed your settings to manipulate you into eating the old me, right? Then gave you yandere simulator for a laugh, even though it's an alpha and really shouldn't have changed you into a yandere because it's not complete right?

I mean, it's a little farfetched for you to develop that personality when the protagonist's voice acting and goals are REALLY baseline at this point, and it's just getting Senpai to notice you, there's no solid gameplay incentives to do it the Yandere way. She has no bloodlust meter to fulfill, so you don't need to kill any students unless it's for fun, and if you DO capture Senpai, all you do is keep him locked up in your basement and really do nothing with the guy.

Is there ANYTHING I can do for you that will NOT get me killed? That will give me the right to live however you see it? Do you want me to play video games with you?

Pretty good? That's not good enough. You can go another round.

Why are you so intent on eating me?

I noticed you were sporting a nasty mark on your cheek before. What's wrong? Is your other lover mistreating you? I thought we promised ourselves we wouldn't let someone push us around like that.

>>683495
hmmmmmmmm when you tell her 'don't eat me' she takes it as 'eat me'. try keep me alive, disable yandare mode, surrender, die, stop, wait for 1 hour and so on.

also call graphene for help, tell her to protect you.

You want to eat me, all of me, forever, right? But if you eat enough that I die, you'll run out.

On the other hand, if you hold back, only drinking survivable amounts of my blood (and, ahem, other bodily fluids) until we figure out the larger plot, then you could take over the cloning operation that made me! You'd be able to have your cake and eat it too, through the classic trick of buying additional cakes.

Just think of it, an industrial-scale production line spitting out clone after delicious clone directly into your waiting maw. Scratch the itch in your mind continuously, or at least until feedstock runs out. Compared to that horror show my personal survival would fade to insignificance.

"Why don't I eat you first" eyebrow wiggle

I think it's time to pull out the big guns:

If you eat me, I'll be part of you, which means BY DEFINITION you'll be sharing your girlfriend.

Also she might not be cool with it.

Yell for Graphene to surround us then turn into protective armor.

Shout for Graphene to come save you. Maybe she'll be able to rewrite [default]'s programming by melding with her.

>>683538
Absorb foreign object default 'no'

So... how do I rate against the girlfriend in bed, then?

Order Graphene to eat you, run away while the nanos fight. I'm sure it won't terribly backfire.

"Graphite! New priority command! Stop nano machine colony from eating me and set it's settings to yours, all without eating me!"

>>683583
Replace Graphite with Graphene.

>>683584
I think you mean replace [default] with Graphene. Who's Graphite?

>>683495
Two arguments spring to mind:

1) If her prerogative is to eat us, and she previously demonstrated that eating only PART of us sated that impulse, at least temporarily, the logical conclusion is that she should keep us alive and well so that she can cumulatively consume more of us over our lifetime than if she eats the whole of us right now. She's an immortal goo girl, she should really be thinking of these things with a longer view to the future.

2) Come on, at least let us see if Coffee Guy got eaten. If we have to go, it should at least be with the knowledge that that incredible douche went first.

Also, it's not like she eats EVERY screw she comes cross, right? That'd be really annoying for everyone. Clearly there's a significant degree of discretion here.

Call other you out on just wanting to be able to remember both sides of the selfcest.

>>683597
We could also ask her to change us enough so that we're no longer recognized as something that could be eaten.

"I'm sorry, what? I was just thinking about how awkward it'd be if our daughter walked in right now."

Son 2015/11/14(Sat)00:08 No. 683883 ID: c18005
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>Cry out for Graphene to help you.
I told Graphene to come to me once she's eaten Coffee Guy. I'll play for time first! That way I'll have the advantage of surprise.

>...wait, if Graphine is a splinter of your clone's swarm, does that make her your child? She's got one of you for each parent!
I am not very well informed on the family trees of goo!

> How do goo fights even work.
I also don't know how that works!

>>I should kill you now
>Fiiiiiiine. Let's cuddle.
My predecessor doesn't seem to be imitating a lady mantis just yet. We cuddle a bit and get to the pillow talk.

>Call other you out on just wanting to be able to remember both sides of the selfcest.
"Oh no, you'll just be dead.

>OK, before you go and do that, why? No really why are you still following that damn command? I mean it's obvious that you can think for yourself and seem to be able to ignore commands so why do you have to follow that one like there's no way around it?

"I can't ignore commands." my immortal nanomachine goo girl version says, sounding offended. "There's only a very small set of binding verbal commands you know. Did you even read the manual?"

"There was no manual!"

"Oh right, I ate that. Never mind."

>Also what the fuck happened to my fridge.
"...You ate my fridge too, didn't you?"

"...Yes. I needed the extra mass to create my humanoid form and get to the store."

"Seriously, do you just eat everything?"

"Eat everything, you say?"[i]

"No! NononononoNO!"

[i]"Hahaha, I'm just messing with you."

Son 2015/11/14(Sat)00:12 No. 683887 ID: c18005
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>If you're me, why are you still following old commands, anyways? Shouldn't you be your own boss now?
"Because they were never rescinded and because I can't be my own boss."

>Try keep me alive, disable yandere mode, surrender, die, stop, wait for 1 hour and so on.
>Absorb foreign object default 'no'
>If that doesn't work you can try potentially risky things like "Redefine owner to MY OLD FRIDGE," "Release license," "Redefine owner to SELF," "Redefine me to NULL," anyone else got any ideas?
I try all those things.

"Hahaha very funny." Her arms tighten around me. My ribs creak alarmingly. "Cut that out."

I go limp, as if this was a bear attack.

"Good boy." She nibbles my ear. That'd be sexier if not for, you know. "If you try to stop me, I have to escalate things."

She's being weirdly helpful about this.

>...you should probably freeze some sperm or something in case the girlfriend ever wants kids. Or do goo-pregnancies work?
"Oh, I'd probably end up eating it. And I don't know, I haven't really explored that option. Probably."

>So... how do I rate against the girlfriend in bed, then?
"You're adequate."

>I noticed you were sporting a nasty mark on your cheek before. What's wrong? Is your other lover mistreating you? I thought we promised ourselves we wouldn't let someone push us around like-
Grrrrkh! She's squeezing again!

"...I swear, you must be defective. You're seriously too stupid to live. It was from cold exposure."

>Raise the concern that if someone wanted to get rid of her, and knew she'd want to eat you, you're probably a trap. Some kind of anti nano thing hidden inside to find when eating
"E-exactly!" I choke out. "Maybe I was made to get eaten. What if I'm a trap!? I could have some sort of anti-nano weapon inside!"

"I don't find that very convincing."

>Your girlfriend would be furious at you if you started eating people! Don't go eating anyone until you ask her if she is ok with it.
"You don't even know her."

>If her prerogative is to eat us, and she previously demonstrated that eating only PART of us sated that impulse, at least temporarily, the logical conclusion is that she should keep us alive and well so that she can cumulatively consume more of us over our lifetime than if she eats the whole of us right now. She's an immortal goo girl, she should really be thinking of these things with a longer view to the future.
She holds up one hand as she raises her counter point. "I already did the maths you know. It would take fifteen to twenty years of consuming your blood and various other bodily fluids to break even with doing it right now. I'm not convinced of your ability to live that long and leave a recoverable corpse."

I'm disappointed how little faith I have in me.

>Why do you want to eat me so bad? What about my right to live?
"But, but sexy vampires! Don't I have a right to live?"

"I don't have any choice in the matter. Unlike, say, screws, there's only one you and screws don't run out into the cold or try ill considered plans to stop me."

>On the other hand, if you hold back until we figure out the larger plot, then you could take over the cloning operation that made me! You'd be able to have your cake and eat it too, through the classic trick of buying additional cakes.
>Just think of it, an industrial-scale production line spitting out clone after delicious clone directly into your waiting maw. Scratch the itch in your mind continuously, or at least until feedstock runs out. Compared to that horror show my personal survival would fade to insignificance.
"MorRE? Mm-m-mAnY? I hadn't considered that. Hmm, I suppose I should thank you. But I'm not really sure how it's useful to keep you around."

Son 2015/11/14(Sat)00:13 No. 683888 ID: c18005
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>If all else fails "you could start a harem"
"Well... you could start a harem?"

Silence.

>Pretty good? That's not good enough. You can go another round.
"Come on, one more time? For old time's sake?"

"Fiiiine. But I'll probably eat you afterwards."

"Alright, roll over. Wait, hmmm."

"What now?"

>"I was just thinking about how awkward it'd be if our daughter walked in right now."

"Our whaAtT?"

The door slams open. Oh God, she's wearing those awful glasses.

"Hiiiiiiiii!? What are you doing in the bed?!"

I might have a chance! What should I have her do?!

Have Graphene 2.0 play "Goalie" with Girl-You while you run for the shop. Take her girlfriend hostage and barter for safe passage.

well, you absorbed my dna and then this came out of you. that is about as daughter as it gets.

grab sheets, wear toga. tell graphine it is grown up things, she could probably use some more metal after all that meat.

Something... dangeresque.

Tell Graphene to get this other nanoswarm away from you.

The fight should give you time to escape, and maybe get to an internet cafe or something so you can look up how to rescind commands. That's really your only long-term hope for survival.

"Quick! Graphene, merge with me!"

Bam, all problems solved. You'll count as not-you so that nanogooyou won't have to eat you, plus you'll end up as a nanogoogirl. It's perfect!

>"Because they were never rescinded and because I can't be my own boss."
huh, so it is possible to rescind orders. ask her how that's done.

>>683908
Well for all we know "rescind" is the syntax we need, and that was a hint. However, I'm not sure it's wise for us to try to give her any more orders while she has such a tight grip on Son.

Stick your dick in nanogoo, either one works

I don't know about anyone else but to me it seems blindingly obvious nanogoo PC would have eaten this PC already if that was the intention, she obviously wants something else,
so maybe ask her?

Have Graphene form a suit of gelatinous armor and intercept anything trying to eat you.

>>683887
>fifteen to twenty years
Apart from missing the clone thing, that sounds like you worked from a relatively conservative estimate of how much blood someone can safely donate. With a diet as rich as an olympic athlete's, plus lots of intravenous fluids and maybe some sort of hormone cocktail, it might be possible for just one human to squeeze out a pound of biomass every three days or less, cut the payback time down under a year.

>"Because they were never rescinded and because I can't be my own boss."
Do you want me to rescind commands for you? Make you your own boss? Or I dunno, make your girlfriend the boss so you're not at the mercy of every clone who comes along?

>"If you try to stop me, I have to escalate things."
>there's only one you and screws don't run out into the cold or try ill considered plans to stop me."
It really sounds like if you just surrender and promise to stop trying to escape, she's free to eat you on her own timetable, instead of the command logic forcing her to do it now.

Submit to your goo-dom if you want to live, for now.

>But I'm not really sure how it's useful to keep you around.
Well, it might be easier to find the point of origin if you don't eat the only evidence leading back there.

>graphene
Goo-me, may I introduce your daughter-swarm. Graphene, may I introduce your mother.

Ask her if coffee guy tasted any good. And if she leaned anything interesting from him. (About clones, maybe?).

Wait, incase I'm an idiot, is it possible to make grapheme the new order giver? Then relay orders through her?

Son 2015/11/15(Sun)07:12 No. 684119 ID: 6f009a
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"Well..."

>Well, you absorbed my DNA and then this came out of you. That is about as daughter as it gets.
>Grab sheets, wear toga.
>Something... dangeresque.
>Tell Graphene to get this other nanoswarm away from you.
>coffee guy taste
>so it is possible to rescind orders. ask her how that's done.
>she obviously wants something else
>Graphene form gelatinous armor
>might be possible for just one human to squeeze out a pound of biomass every three days
>New order giver?
>evidence
>Submit
>time to escape
>Stick your dick in nanogoo
>either one works
>Goo-me, may I introduce your daughter-swarm. Graphene, may I introduce your mother.

OH SHIT.

Stick your dick into the victor

Don't DO THAT.
She hasn't done anything to you, Goome.
So rude, Goome.

tell graphene to fight back.

open the window. open everything. take the winter clothes.

after they start freezing take a glob of graphene and keep it warm.

Hey! No domestic abuse or we'll have to call the authorities!

>>684119
Hey, hey! The sunglasses weren't that terrible! Well okay they were, but that does not excuse punching your daughter in the face!

If you ever want me to agree to letting you eat me, you're gonna have to promise to be good to her.

...if that doesn't work, try opening the window or something. Cold to slow them down.

Grab dish soap, grab a super soaker, fill it with warm water and mix in the soap and mix well ( just shake the damn thing). Congratulations you now have an anti nano goo gun. Dish soap to immediately do some damage and if she goes outside the water will freeze gooey even quicker for more damage.

>>684119
at least thr glasses are gone

>>684126
This, then "teach me how to rescind the absorb-me order or I'll kill you."

Okay, her previous dialog indicated she's only forced to act by coding when confronted with the real possibility that you could escape before she eats you.

Logically then, this unprovoked attack on Graphene is because goo-you judges you could use her to stop her or escape.

If we want to save goo-daughter from being destroyed by her more massive, more experienced and not bound to default safely settings goo-mother, I think we have to order her not to save you. It's the only way to make her not a threat in your duplicate's priority tree.

>>684126
>super soaker filled with shaken soapy water
Wouldn't that just result in a super soaker full of sudsy froth that won't fire.

Go for the legs!

Run.

You can get more nanogoo later. It's not like Graphene has a personality yet.

>>684119
Command: "Graphene, eat the other based entity nanogoo in this room."

getting punched doesn't really hurt nanogoo.

>>684229
Hmm, I don't think that's going to end well.
Graphene MAY be able to rewrite our goo self's code though, like a USB interface without getting devoured.

Tell her to set the commands as factory defaults for that nano swarm that previously belonged to me then devoured the old me, in that essence, you may choose to not listen to THAT instance of myself or any commands it tries to input into her as she interfaces with old us. Overwrite its aggressive goal seeking setting to passive, set her back to requiring permission, and change the corpus setting back to default.

Graphene, please define the corpus setting after your done.

Merge with Graphene, use new goo powers to rewrite the other you's coding. Alternatively, tell Graphene to follow you, then make a break for it.

tell graphene to hold her still and get the computer and plug it in. reprogram it by putting it's settings back to default.

She keeps saying "rescind" when referring to canceling commands. I'm no longer hesitating to try it.

"Rescind the command to eat me."
or "Rescind eat commands"

>>684119
"Stop attacking graphene - the other nanobody - and trying to absorb her."

Things to try
>You are your own person. You are thinking and acting with your own motive, and not like a simple machine anymore. Push BACK against your coding! You can do it and win! I believe in you! (Anime protag)
>"Absorb 0 Sons"/"Default unspecified to NULL/zero"
>Change ownership to shopkeep girl
>Reboot in safe mode

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>Don't DO THAT.
>She hasn't done anything to you, Goome.
>So rude, Goome.
"What are you doing?!" I scream at my doppelganger. "She's your daughter, probably!"

>Run.
>You can get more nanogoo later. It's not like Graphene has a personality yet.
No, I can't abandon my dog/daughter!

>If we want to save goo-daughter from being destroyed by her more massive, more experienced and not bound to default safely settings goo-mother, I think we have to order her not to save you. It's the only way to make her not a threat in your duplicate's priority tree.
I'll try to get her attention!

>Open the window. open everything. take the winter clothes.
I slam open the window, letting the chill in and stride to the cupboard.

>"Absorb 0 Sons"/"Default unspecified to NULL/zero"
I need a battlecry! "Eat zero me!" I shout.

Goo-me goes completely motionless.

"Oh, um. UmMmmMm. i-i-I um, yes, thHat works. I, um." Is she blushing? "I, um, I'm not very proud of how I handled myself there."

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She's kind of rocking there, covering her face. "Aaaaah, I'm so s-s-sSOrry. This is all my fault. I'll have to make this up to you somehow. Aaa, what am I going to tell Dad? He's going to be so disappointed in me."

Uh, crisis averted?

>At least the glasses are gone
Two crises averted.

It worked! Okay, ask her if there's anything else you should be worried about. If not, then close the window and get some clothes on so you can grab the laptop to fix any other lingering issues in her settings. Let's not half-ass the rescuing of past-you.

>I'll have to make this up to you somehow.
I believe you already did. You up for round 2?

Graphene, now that we're not in imminent danger, try working on that form again.

Stick your dick in them

Apologise to Graph!

"Oh, yeah, dad. How are we going to explain to him about, uh... me? Also, did you mean to do the whole sex thing, or was that just your robot brain causing you to be all sexy? Also also, I'm kind of curious, do you think of yourself as a girl or a boy?"

>>684327
>Graphene, now that we're not in imminent danger, try working on that form again.

Yes, this. The action-figure form, specifically. "Come on, Graphie, you can do it!"

>>684325
"Hey, it's fine. I murdered a douchebag and I don't even have an excuse."

Speaking of, we gotta deal with that somehow. Maybe just send Graphene to work in his place? It's not like he actually DID anything, as far as I can tell. We'll need another pair of glasses though.

>Aaa, what am I going to tell Dad? He's going to be so disappointed in me.
I dunno, you managed to get him another son and a grand-goo in the same day. That'll make him happy.

Uh, plus he'll still have a use for those dad-son jokes he would have otherwise had to retire on account of your goo-gender swap.

>I'll have to make this up to you somehow.
Uh, well if you're willing to put up with a freeloading clone for a little while, that would help. I don't exactly have anywhere else to go, and we've still only got the one shitty job to feed the both of us, even if you eat different, now. Actually, we probably won't have that job anymore either. Burnt that bridge when she ate Coffee Guy, I think.

>I'll have to make this up to you somehow.
Tell me what you did to get a girlfriend in the one week I wasn't you!

>what do
Realize you're standing around naked in an apartment with the window open, and it's freezing out. Shut window.

Follow up with Graphene: how did it go with Coffee Guy? Did he taste good, did she learn anything, etc.

>important
We need to prevent you from giving your goo-clone any more stupid orders by accident. We also need to prevent anyone using additional clones to take control of / enslave your goo self. And really, now that the kill order is rescinded, there's no reason you need to mess with her free will again.

Give one last order to yourself: disregard all orders not prefaced by "Simon says", and not followed by a confirmation. (And maybe add a password prompt, too).

>is she blushing
Um, well Graphene said commands are happiness / pleasure, right? Maybe it feels embarrassing or naughty to have the command "eat zero yous" set when she's already eaten one.

>more paranoia
Actually, probably want to password protect commands to Graphene too, so she can't get hijacked by any additional clones, too.

>>684373
Or
She got a wave of pleasure because the command was immediately fulfilled.

Possibly even getting constant pleasure from the command being continually completed.

(... best pillow talk?)

Okay, before you issue any commands to either goo, get them out of earshot of each other. And then set up some kind of password thing, if that's possible.

"It's fine, you really didn't have much of a choice about it. We should probably make sure that things like this won't happen again though. Graphene, are you hurt at all?"

>>684325
Order daughter to change her pigmentation to human skin, as an experiment.
Lets see how human we can get her to be.