How much heat can nanoassemblers safely endure? Maybe just buy a propane tank from a store, rig a burner for it. Scoop up some snow for a thermal buffer, bring it as close to a boil as needed, and circulate it through extremities like blood to keep things uniformly cozy.

Son 2016/01/06(Wed)06:35 No. 691979 ID: 7ae8e1
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>So... What. A mirror or the cupholder or something?
More like thirty of those.

>It sounds like only Default needs to eat the 3% of a car, so tell her to eat 0% of a car. That should solve that.
"Uh, eat zero cars."

"So much for grand THeft auto." the [default] with the muff shrugs.

>>Nanogoo dogsled
>This is too awesome not to do. Is there a thrift store or anything nearby we could buy winter clothes we could adapt for the doggies?
None that's open this time of night.

"OK, here's the plan: We make a dogsled."

"I'm lisTEning." the [default] that [default] specified had defaulted to being the brains of the outfit says.

"We make dog booties out of old tires, make an insulating suit for Graphene, maybe come up with some sort of internal heater too and then ride a dogsled back in style!"

"Hmmmm."

>Ponder why you are continually bringing more nanogoos into an environment which they cannot survive.
I am bad at family planning!

>Then stick your dick in the [defaults].
She's busy rescuing my date and her girlfriend! I don't think she'd appreciate it.

"I thiNK we'll need to just rec-c-cyCle the rest of the winter clothes. They're in wORse conditiOOon than I thought." Another goo enters, this one wearing an old collared shirt and a sweater-vest. So that's [default] #6.

>"Man, I never expected going to bed with someone to net so many kids so quickly."

"Y-y-you can name the neXt one if you like." she answers.

>If you have children with yourself, are the children ALSO you? Will they have an Electra complex that also qualifies as a narcissistic disorder?
I, I don't know.

>You know, given that Shopkeep just got kidnapped and possibly put in a dangerous situation, could you like... give us superpowers. Or a tiny backup of ourselves in us.
"And, um seeing this date's been interrupted by kidnapping and possible life threatening danger, can you give me superpowers now?"

"That'll take at least an hoUR for even basic stuff and yoU won't be good for much else whILe I'm doing that. Finding materiaLS, making sleds, insulation, superherO origins, am I supposed to do all the w-w-Work here?"

"Well, many hands makes light work?"

"Touche."

>If it's too much trouble to control that much mass at once, she could store or cache excess mass instead of making sleepwalkers. Just form a block or some other nondescript thing, but them somewhere warm, switch them to low power mode, then ignore them until you need more mass. (Or until something bad happens to the 'main' body). They go from being a hassle to secret backup bodies.
Uh, I might have to remember that for later.

>"If splitting up makes you dumber, what if you combine and become a super-genius?"
"And hey, why don't you combine your bodies and become some sort of super-genius if splitting's giving you some trouble?"

"The extra masS would make me smarter, yEs, but don't expect miracles. So what eXActly do you have in mIind in terms of enhancement?"

>Subdermal ballistics weave, autodoc implant (At least for neutralising poisons), super strength, and nanotube-reinforced bones.
>If [default] can do it, then get a cybernetic cell phone implant. That way if you get kidnapped you can call for help, give them GPS coordinates, and then play flappy bird on the back of your eyes until help arrives.
Uh, those sound pretty good, though I'd need a SIM card for a phone. What should I go with?

Toxin/drug filter, so you can drink your wine in peace.
Reinforced bones.
A built-in taser, that you can launch from your wrist like Spiderman shoots webs.

>>If you have children with yourself, are the children ALSO you? Will they have an Electra complex that also qualifies as a narcissistic disorder?
>I, I don't know.
Who's even the parent. If you're a clone, does that make you technically offspring too?

>Uh, those sound pretty good, though I'd need a SIM card for a phone. What should I go with?
Get all that stuff.

You could always just get the SIM card later and get the capacity to use one now.

We should get the enhanced eye stuff we discussed before. If [default] still can't mod your eyes without wholesale goo replacement, get built in contacts with the desired functions.

Enhance dong, obviously.

Nanogoo communication protocols. So we can plug into / talk to goos like you did before with the computer.

>lewd commentary
All right, your turn to pump me full of goo.

>>691979
SIM cards are only required to make phone calls. or do data. You're in the US, so by law phone companies are required to accept emergency phone calls even if there's no valid SIM.

I can't believe you don't have your own cell phone. The heck is wrong with you?

>>691993
Well, given the whole clone thing, his original cell phone is probably with/part of/got lost by [default] and he presumably didn't get a replacement when he was cloned.

The SIM card problem can be dealt with easily. Buy a disposable phone. It's for emergencies anyway.

>>691979
Well if you need fast, armor the skull and implant the phone in there. That way if you get exploded they can recover your head. And they won't lose signal easily if someone drops a bowling ball on you.

>night-vision, eyeball computer UI, a tech interface option for hacking
From before.

Also, ask her to make your junk kickproof.

>>691979
Ooh, get an attractive face.

>>692015
Night vision involves very heavy very difficult modification of the eye. It's relatively simple to feed data into the visual cortex or optic nerve, or interweave photoemitters in between the photosensitive cells. Night vision would require changes so drastic you'd be better off just making a new eye entirely.

>>691979
Super strength for swinging cars at enemies and hardening skin to protect from bullets, those would be really helpful. And if we combine them then we can do hand-to-hand combat with any attack robots the enemy sends at us! That way we won't be useless in a combat situation!

>>692015
We could just wear a cup, you know.

if they can improve our ability to maintain thermal regularity that would be great. would let us act as a heating system for nanos.

>>691979
Merging the two sleepyheads could possibly make for a more functional individual, at least.

Or would one that size not fit into the clothes you have?

>>692069
This. Huddle together for warmth!

Son 2016/01/10(Sun)18:43 No. 692851 ID: edf87a
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>Merging the two sleepyheads could possibly make for a more functional individual, at least.
>Or would one that size not fit into the clothes you have?
I ask her about it. She says this worked out best based on available clothes and processing power.

>I can't believe you don't have your own cell phone. The heck is wrong with you?
I do have my own phone. One phone. That means [default] doesn't.

>All right, your turn to pump me full of goo.
Time for my requests. "OK, so if you're going to be pumping me full of goo now, I'd like to be strong and tough and preferably bulletproof. And able to access the internet and see it and talk on the phone and talk with you with my mind."

[default] nods. "That should be EAsy. I've done es-s-sentially that for my girlfriend." Was there a slight emphasis on 'my'? "I bareLy even have to adapT the parts."

>Night vision involves very heavy very difficult modification of the eye. It's relatively simple to feed data into the visual cortex or optic nerve, or interweave photoemitters in between the photosensitive cells. Night vision would require changes so drastic you'd be better off just making a new eye entirely.
I think I'll pass for the moment.

>Toxin/drug filter, so you can drink your wine in peace.
>Autodoc implant (At least for neutralising poisons)
"Um, some sort of drug filter or first aid thing?"

"That's complicatED you know. I'd have to set it up with a l-L-library of poisons and drugs and iNJuries. I could do something RrrRReally basic for now."

"Uh that'll have to do I guess."

>A built-in taser, that you can launch from your wrist like Spiderman shoots webs.
"Some sort of taser?"

"I d-d-don't tHink that's a good idea."

Huh. "Why not?"

She frowns. "It's jUst bad." Hang on, isn't she vulnerable to electric shocks?

>If they can improve our ability to maintain thermal regularity that would be great. would let us act as a heating system for nanos.
"How about something to heat myself. That way I could help keep you warm in a pinch?"

"Oh yOu." I think she liked that.

>Also, ask her to make your junk kickproof.
All the 100% reliable ways to do that scare me.

>Enhance dong, obviously.
I express my desire for larger man-parts.

The [default]s exchange looks. "SeriOUsly?"

"Make me a monster, woman."

"Well then. Do you haVE any other insane reQuests?"

>Ooh, get an attractive face.
I tap my hands on my cheeks and slowly draw them down. "Oooh, I want a prettier face."

"HmmmMMmmm."

She sets to work. I lose consciousness.

Son 2016/01/10(Sun)18:46 No. 692854 ID: edf87a
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...

...

...

"Wake up, wake up!" Someone's shaking me. I reluctantly open my eyes.

It's [default]. "Oh, you're done?" I look around. There's extra stuff in my vision. A UI? We're still in the old warehouse. It's just her. The smart one. The other goos are nowhere in sight.

"I think I mesSEd up." She looks upset but her voice is very robotic.

"You, what?!" I think I need to do a quick inventory that all my body parts are intact.

She helps me to my feet. "What, no, caREful. I didn't finish on you. The proBlem is-"

Son 2016/01/10(Sun)18:47 No. 692855 ID: edf87a
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Someone kicks in the door.

Aaaaaah, it's obviously the Illuminati's goons! Kung fu goons?! How did they find us?! Why don't they have weapons?! Why is the Illuminati so low budget?! How are they a secret if they go around sticking their dumb triangle on everything?!

"eat four illuminati goon legs"

if you want to be less horrible then just punch the shit out of them.

>>692855
"Ok, fine, you wanna talk? Lets talk.
For starters, what are you guys even trying to accomplish here?"

Take cover! They've got invisible guns!

>>692856
Giving [Default] orders is a terrible idea. She's intelligent and perfectly willing to kill, and doesn't like having her free will overridden.
She'll probably eat their legs or something anyway.

If you're mutated, START THROWING ^&*( and see what comes out of your new tentacle paws!

>She frowns. "It's jUst bad." Hang on, isn't she vulnerable to electric shocks?
If so, that would make your goo vulnerable to electric shocks. Meaning any built in cyborg taser could be prone to a rather messy backfire.

>"I think I mesSEd up." She looks upset but her voice is very robotic.
Um. I wonder if the [default] instance that went after them bought it. Or if she lost any of the others.

>what do
Query your UI to report your condition! If something is broken or unfinished, you need to know so you don't make it worse.

Also look down and see if you're naked.

Prepare to defend yourself and your doppelganger from goons, she doesn't sound like she's 100% right now.

>UI stuff
Tag [default] as sexy goo-girl me and the baddies as triangle jerks.

Are we sure those aren't nanogoo minion bodies disguised as bad kung fu illuminati goons?

Son 2016/01/10(Sun)20:48 No. 692898 ID: edf87a
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>Are we sure those aren't nanogoo minion bodies disguised as bad kung fu illuminati goons?
"Hang on a second." I look back at [default]. "Those are you, aren't they?"

The goons shed their helmets. Yup. It's her. [default] goes over to them.

"Well, as Dad woULd say: Pranked you good, son!"

"Oh come on, I saw through that right away."

"NooOooo, you diDn't."

Wait, what?!

how deep does the rabbit hole go?

She made you look like Coffee Guy.

Not the worst move, he makes more than you at work and stuff, but shortsighted seeing as you can't impersonate him. Cause you suck.

Right, get your UI to do a systems check. All systems go?

>She made you look like Coffee Guy.
There's no way she could be that cruel. If she did that you'd have to rip your face off and get a new one grown!

>what else
Ask for a status update. How goes operation hunt down the conspiracy and rescue girlfriend?

Has [default] been behind this all along? Did she make a human copy of herself and play dumb as to where it came from?

Oh no Son, you are the nanogoos! ...Well, if you weren't before, you are now, I mean you did ask for it.

She was the French waiter, wasn't she. If she went back to before the warehouse, then yeah, you didn't see through it right away, only this part of it.

>>692898
You're boning SHOPKEEP right now, aren't you goome?
With your futa nanoboner!
And now you're feeling up your own nanoclones and acting like their your bitches!

How fucked up can ME get?

>>692898
...how did she get those clothes?

Also, if the whole illuminati thing was a prank from the start and she was the waiter then did she already have an extra body's worth of mass when you first encountered her in the house? Or did she manage to eat enough of the car to make the waiter's body in time to show up at the date? Also where did she get THOSE clothes? Did she knock out one of the real waiters and steal them for the prank?

...also if this was a prank then maybe it was also a test. Which you failed by letting the waiter get away. At least it also means shopkeep is fine.

>>692898
Wait. And Shopkeep was in on it.

...Why do I get the feeling this was going to end up in some oddly elaborate, but somehow sexy, deathtrap?

Ask for a mirror. I'd guess you look like a masculine shopkeep now. Or just shopkeep.

>>692951
Not cool, we'd be doing the same thing. Don't say that.

You know, it occurs to me that either she's been lying about the eyes, or the waiter didn't actually HAVE eyes, and she was using the other more overt body to serve as his eyes, at least while he was near Son.

Son 2016/01/17(Sun)05:29 No. 694710 ID: edf87a
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>...how did she get those clothes?
"Where did you get those outfits?"

"I made them WHile you were unconsciIiious. [default] explains. "Using nanomachines!"

>She was the French waiter, wasn't she. If she went back to before the warehouse, then yeah, you didn't see through it right away, only this part of it.
"And you were the waiter too?"

"Oh no, it's very s-s-SIMple. I put most of my mass into ONe body, left the rest to eat the car and followED you to the restaurant. Then I went to the bottle-shop, bought some cheap wIne, changed the label and bRibed the burliest waiter to act susSpiciously."

>Wait. And Shopkeep was in on it.
>...Why do I get the feeling this was going to end up in some oddly elaborate, but somehow sexy, deathtrap?
Story of my life.

>...also if this was a prank then maybe it was also a test. Which you failed by letting the waiter get away. At least it also means Shopkeep is fine.
>Ask for a status update. How goes operation hunt down the conspiracy and rescue girlfriend?
"So this was a test? How did operation hunt down the conspiracy and rescue girlfriend go?"

More goo comes in. The smugness in here is hitting critical levels. "The OPeration was a complete success. I saved her from myseeEEelf. We also h-h-had a NIce dinner."

>You're boning SHOPKEEP right now, aren't you goome?
>With your futa nanoboner!
>And now you're feeling up your own nanoclones and acting like they're your bitches!
>How fucked up can ME get?
Yeah! I open my mouth to say words.

>Not cool, we'd be doing the same thing. Don't say that.
I shut it. I don't know about that. It was kind of a dick move!

"How'd I do?" I manage.

Shopkeep pushes to the front. "The important thing is that you tried."

Oh goddamnit.

>Has [default] been behind this all along? Did she make a human copy of herself and play dumb as to where it came from?
I pick a goo-me. "But wait, then who cloned me? Was it you all along?"

[default] shrugs. "I have no idea!"

Son 2016/01/17(Sun)05:30 No. 694711 ID: edf87a
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In the end, I didn't understand anything.

THE END

>>694711
at least you got to literally fuck your goo self

>>694712

And at the end of the day, that's all that really matters.

>>694711
At least we got an awesome nano-dog out of it.

>>694711
[Default] pranked herself. Pretty sure that would make Dad proud. Success!

>>694711
Ahh, you and shopkeep look similar!
I hope you're not cousins! That would be par for the course for you!

So in the end we trolled ourself and got to ride in a cool robot dogsled. Even if there's still mysteries all over the place I'd say this was a pretty good day.

Also, shopkeep got her harem, so someone definitely won.

...haha, Shopkeep and Son make of of those they even look alike couples.

>>694711
Illuminati conspiracies uncovered -1

Who cares, got superpowers.

So we harassed and assaulted a complete stranger for no good reason? And let him get away? This could land us in deeper trouble than eating that guy nobody liked.

Oh well. Oh what fun it is ride in a seven-goo open sleigh!

>>694711

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-goo open sleigh! HEY!