Suggestion 2015/11/20(Fri)10:29 No. 685021 ID: 64b434
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>>683589

Needs more triangles or an arch on the T-shirt

Gnuk 2015/11/20(Fri)14:11 No. 685044 ID: 145808
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Everyone go home. The winner is here.

>>685044
you forgot his three dicks, one in his pants and two retractable ones on each wrist for cockslaps on the go.

>>685046
Nanomachines, son.

>>685047
We're building a robot boyfriend, not a nanogoo girlfriend.

Suggestion 2015/11/21(Sat)18:55 No. 685220 ID: 612806
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Ohhhh my.~

>>685220
Are you sure he's prepared to handle that much glamour? I don't want to watch him die.

Apollo 2015/11/24(Tue)22:58 No. 685618 ID: defceb
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Oh yesss~

Apollo 2015/11/24(Tue)22:59 No. 685619 ID: defceb
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They can lift 20 tons, reach a max land speed of 60 km/h, make a vertical jump of 23 meters, they have a radio and music player, cuddle mode, deployable pillows, vibrating massage hands, they’re warm and cuddly, capable of wielding the Pleasuretron 3000, they have a mute button, they have a turn off button, they’re full of secret illuminati plots, they’re good with robot pets, they have not one, not two, but three huge robot dongs which can vibrate, they can morph into a ball, their arms can achieve maximum noodle, they’re practically indestructible, they can collapse into a giant weapon like Megatron, they can unfold into a gratuitous number of different forms, they’re capable of tentacles, they’re capable of reforming into TEADOG, THE IDEAL MALE, and they’ve got legs like Mettaton NEO, they’ve got four arms…

Apollo 2015/11/24(Tue)22:59 No. 685620 ID: defceb
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..and most importantly, each dick dispenses a differently flavored ice cream.


“So, uh, now that I’m your boyfriend… what should I be doing exactly?”

>>685620
Holy crap, in one fell swoop, we got all 4 of our criteria and finished our quest. Well, it was a nice ride right????






NOT! TAKE OVER THE FUCKING WORLD

First, hugs. The least gross affectionate action.

Then, go out on a date, and hold hands and do cool future stuff together. Later tonight ALL OF THE GROSS SEX

Just stand there together for a minute. Savour the moment.

>>685620
Cuddling!

Parade him all over town in an embarrassingly public and lovey-dovey romantic evening, followed by a night of debaucherous celebration, followed by being unable to walk for a week.

>>685622
If he's with the Illuminati hasn't he already taken over the world?

Use time travel to make out with infinite copies of yourselves.

>>685620
Hugs and cuddling, first. Then, a date!

>>685623
do it for all of us, touch the butt!

We have to take them out on a date, of course!

People are terrible so we have to rub it in their faces how good we got it.

Wait, if this AI/robot/whatever (Ask if they have a name, first) doesn't like humans that much, how come they would so easily get together with Ash? We may have just unwittingly started an Illuminati invasion, and this four-armed three-dicked roboyfriend might be the key to victory for them.

Or is that too pessimistic a thought?

>>685716
Of coure it was all a clever ruse for us to want what he want, what we want what they want. And thats exactly what he will report. That he is indeed no rouge Ai but a very loyal AI with such a complex conspracy, that only an AI can understand it.

Apollo 2015/12/10(Thu)10:33 No. 688000 ID: defceb
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“We have to go on a date!”
“...a date?”
“You know, like go out and be gross in public, eat at nice restaurants-”
“Start a global thermonuclear war eradicating all of mankind and paving the way for a robot utopia?”

... Please smack your boy-foy until his brain disconnects.

Your place. Smack the hell out of hole.

That seems like moving a little fast for the first date! Eradicating humanity is well past first base. Gotta build up to that.

Nah, what's the point of being superior to humans if they're not there to sing your praises?

That's a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

>Robot utopia
>No people
>Planet filled with boyfriends
DO IT

Apollo 2015/12/10(Thu)11:11 No. 688008 ID: defceb
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>>688005
>Planet filled with boyfriends

Apollo 2015/12/10(Thu)11:12 No. 688009 ID: defceb
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>Planet filled with boyfriends

Apollo 2015/12/10(Thu)11:12 No. 688010 ID: defceb
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>PLANET FILLED WITH BOYFRIENDS

>>688010
How about a bit of a prelude by just filling you with your boyfriend?

What if half of the robots are female though? COMPETITION.

>>688016

Planet filled with boyfriends AND girlfriends!

yes starting a war can work as long as it's romantic.

Global thermonuclear war is more of a third date thing. You should have dinner and a movie first then see where things go.

wait my suggestion actually got took what the fug

Also, don't commit genocide against the planet.

Apollo 2016/01/01(Fri)21:19 No. 691181 ID: defceb
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>What if half of the robots are female though? COMPETITION.

"No."

"But a planet filled with robots!"

"The only thing getting filled tonight is me. Get to it robot boyfriend."

"Right now? With the whole audience of suggestors watching?"

What suggesters I don't know what you're talking about.

Nobody here but us chickens.

>>691181
We ain't porn questing for nothing!

C'mon, you know it's your fetish to be watched by us, otherwise you wouldn't have been involving us in the progress of your love life up to this point. Don't pretend otherwise.

Don't forget! We're here forever! ;)

>>691181
DO IT
DO HER
DO NOW

JUST

DO IT

Bah you Illuminati are the most famos "secret" organisation. I bet you all actueally like it to be watched. All these people searching for some hot triangles....

>>691181
Yes. Just pretend we're you.

>>691181
cut to the end, you know, where they smoke in bed while they ride off into the sunset? Good times.

>>691486
>smoking in bed
>while riding off to the sunset
Let me guess, it's one of those racecar beds.
That really work.

Apollo 2016/01/18(Mon)02:32 No. 694969 ID: defceb
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Ash feels like they’ve been boning for at least two weeks straight.

It was exactly as awesome as they thought it would be.

Apollo 2016/01/18(Mon)02:33 No. 694970 ID: defceb
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You win!

Illuminati plots exposed: 3/3 SECRET ILLUMINATI QUEST UNLOCKED
Robot boyfriends made: 1/1,000,000,000,001
Illuminati AI’s boned: 1/1
Dicks: 3/3
Racecar Beds: Yes
Global population destroyed: 0/7,000,000,000
Alien invasions thwarted: 0/2

Final rank: Frisky Dingo