Gnuk 2015/10/22(Thu)04:06 No. 678703 ID: ccaee6
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "GREETINGS WIZARDS AND SORCERERS! SHAMANS AND ILLUSIONISTS! LICHES AND BITCHES! IT IS I, TIM THE OMNIMANCER, THE GREATEST WIZARD THAT EVER EXISTED. THE ONLY OMNIMANCER, MASTER OF EVERY SINGLE TYPE OF MAGIC IN THE ENTIRE COLLECTION OF MULTIPLE PARALLEL, TANGENT AND SECANT UNIVERSES!

TODAY I AM HERE FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

AFTER MILLENIA, I,TIM THE OMNIMANCER, HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO TAKE AN APPRENTICE, SO THAT I CAN TEACH HIM/HER/IT/THEM/WURXLPLUX THE WAYS OF OMNIMANCY!!!

BUT I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE JUST THE FIRST RANDOM MORON THAT THINKS THAT PULLING A DOVE OUT OF HIS OWN ASS IS PURE MAGIC. YES I AM TALKING TO YOU ASSDOVER THE INSOLENT.

NO! I AM GOING TO CHOOSE THE BEST WIZARD, ASIDE ME OF COURSE. I AM GOING TO CHOOSE THE WIZARD THAT IS THE BEST IN HIS OWN TYPE OF MAGIC, BECAUSE ONLY THROUGH COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF ONE KIND, YOU CAN EXPAND THE MIND TO THE OTHER TYPES. SUCH IS THE WAY OF OMNIMANCY.

YES I KNOW IT SOUNDS DUMB, WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING? COMMON SENSE IN MAGIC? YEAH, I THINK YOU ALREADY CALLED YOURSELF OUT OF THIS, BUDDY..."

Gnuk 2015/10/22(Thu)04:15 No. 678705 ID: ccaee6
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "SO ANYWAY. AS I WAS SAYING. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO SAY: ' But Tim... since you are an omnimancer that has more power in your pinky than the rest of the entire wizard community, why don't you just spell the best one of us to become your apprentice already?'

WELL MY DEAR, THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE.

IT'S 'SHUT UP. I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THE MULTIUNIVERSE, WHY WOULD I EVEN LISTEN TO YOU?'.

ALSO IT'S NO FUN COME ON.

WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING ALL THE POWER IF YOU CAN'T ABUSE IT FOR FUN?

YEAH I KNOW, RIGHT?

SO ANYWAY. I, TIM THE OMNIMANCER, HAVE DECIDED TO CREATE THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT OF MAGIC. THE "WILD WIZARD TOURNAMENT"! IN WHICH YOU WILL COMPETE AGAINST EACH OTHER IN MAGICAL DUELS AND BATTLES TO DECIDE WHO IS BETTER!

AND NOW LET'S START WITH THE INTRODUCTIONS.

YOU!

YEAH YOU THERE!

TELL ME WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT TYPE OF MAGIC YOU CAN CAST!"

>>678705
DEMARCUS BROWN, I'M A FIRE WIZARD

I SPIT STRAIGHT FIRE AND MY WORDS BECOME REALITY

name: Tetrix Duval
magic: Sugarmancer

I am Kano Hameel.
I specialize in Transformation Magics.
I use it to transform my surroundings into monsters, minions, and more.

>>678707
rap wizard battles are best wizard battles

alternatively, ASSDOVER THE INSOLENT

Secta Bae.
I think bugs are really neat.

>>678705
They Call me...Flexxx McNasty

I'm a motherfucking muscle wizard, and I cast Fist.

Milenia the metamancer. Our power is chiefly concerned with the control and/or manipulation of conventions and contexts, especially with relation to magic itself, as it is inherently self-referential.

Our field is potentially absurdly OP, but practically confusing and difficult to bring to bear. ...although it was pretty cool that one time bringing it bear literally brought forth your powers as a bear.

Argenti, the White Wizard.

With power over all white things.

>>678717
If this guy doesn't look like a KKK member, I'm disappointed.

>>678720
Alternatively, has dark/brown skin

>>678723
ARGENTINA IS WHITE!

"DuskDawn the Verbumancer, sir. I found a way to limit the cooldown of any specific spell that changes two specific things/actions with verbumancy, and even a way to exchange two words that don't have the same first letter or even nouns with verbs and so on, as long as they do share the same first character in another language. In other words, I can either decrease the cooldown of my spell or change ANYTHING at the cost of a normal spell time.

Also, I've learned over 50 different languages. It used to be 6 before I became a witch.

I'm SO CLOSE to obtaining true lexiconical power. If you make me your apprentice I might be able to complete the equation and attain mastery over the universe once and for all!"

*Private*
Verbumancer is the creation of Cygnus.
Faction: Independent
Age: 23
Species: Chakat
Gender: Yes
That's not an answer: YES IT IS
*/Private*

Killo the Clown
Clownomancy

Tyson the Space Druid, summoner of natural forces such as vast empty space, gravity, and nuclear fusion.

>>678714
Or muscle wizard is good too.

I am Boris Deathlaser. No, my magic is not death lasers, that was my father's, Niko Deathlaser. I take after my mother's side of the family and cast medicinal spells. Even so, I am well trained in turning a healing spell into hurting spell. Tumors, numbing spells, giving you high cholesterol, I can break you as well as I fix you.

Gnuk 2015/10/22(Thu)11:16 No. 678760 ID: ccaee6
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let's keep actual quest characters out of being playable. It can make things weird.

TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AAAAAAAAAAH YES! QUITE THE LIVELY BUNCH WE HAVE HERE! SO MANY INTERESTING QUIRKS TOO. ASIDE FOR YOU ASSDOVER THE INSOLENT. NO ONE LIKES YOU.

NOW... LET'S CHOOSE WHICH ONE OF YOU WILL START FIRST!

THAT'S QUITE THE ADVANTAGE I'D SAY!!! WHO'S UP FOR THAT?"


- choose here: http://strawpoll.me/5802843

1 - Demarcus Brown
2 - Tetrix Duvall
3 - Kano Hameel
4 - Secta Bae
5 - Flexxx McNasty
6 - Milenia
7 - Argenti
8 - Killo the Clown
9 - Tyson
10 - Boris Deathlaser

...What was wrong with my character request...

>>678830
It was a quest character.

>>678830
>>678837
I don't get it. I liked the Verbumancy system that Cygnus used in his quest, so I generated a new character who used that type of magic.

>>678839
you poorly described it, it sounded like you were talking about the character rather then the system.

>>678839

I have to apologize. As i read your suggestion i thought you were referring to the actual character in the verbumancer quest, rather than a character that uses a specific kind of magic.

Gnuk 2015/10/23(Fri)03:14 No. 678872 ID: 6db343
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "EXCELLENT, YOUNG BORIS DEATHLASER! MASTER OF MEDICINE MAGIC! YOU WILL BE IN THE FIRST ROUND!"

Gnuk 2015/10/23(Fri)03:16 No. 678873 ID: 6db343
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "GOOD LUCK ON SURVIVING, BUDDY PAL!"

Gnuk 2015/10/23(Fri)03:20 No. 678874 ID: 6db343
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND SO THE WILD WIZARD TOURNAMENT BEGINS!

FIRST CONTESTANTS ARE:

BORIS DEATHLASER, MASTER OF MEDICINE MAGIC!
BARON BARTWURST, THE MEATMANCER!
TICTOC, LORD OF TIME!
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST: AMTRAK THE TRAIN WIZARD!"

Gnuk 2015/10/23(Fri)03:22 No. 678875 ID: 6db343
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "REMEMBER KIDS! THIS IS A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

TIME TO SHOW ME AND THE OTHERS YOUR WACKIEST AND MOST POWERFUL SPELLS!!!

NOW FIGHT!"

Gnuk 2015/10/23(Fri)03:24 No. 678876 ID: 6db343
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND IT SEEMS THAT BARON BARTWURST DECIDED TO SEIZE THE INITIATIVE BY CASTING MEAT SHIELD AND HAMMERTIME.

LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING STRAIGHT FOR YOUNG BORIS!

I WONDER HOW OUR MEDICINE MASTER WILL REACT."

Uh... cast cancer!
Cancer in their... magic glands! Just, tons of malignant cancerous tumors, all over the place.

Cast a high strength Reattach! Make that HAMmer and steak fly towards their original owners!

quick, cast a powerful sedative spell to make him go completely limp, then summon a scalpel and stab him in the throat while he's helpless.

>>678878
Do this and cast Hormonal Therapy on Baron. Make him an emotional wreck!

Cast Arteriosclerosis (artery clogs and damage due to cholesterol or fat buildup) to turn his own unhealthy powers against him!

Gnuk 2015/10/23(Fri)06:31 No. 678887 ID: 6db343
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "THAT'S A GOOD MOVE! YOUNG BORIS SPELL REATTACH WORKED INCREDIBLY WELL!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU CREATE WEAPONS OUT OF DEAD TISSUES THAT CAN BE REJUVENATED, FOLKS!

AND NOW BARON BARTWURST IS UNARMED!"

Gnuk 2015/10/23(Fri)06:33 No. 678888 ID: 6db343
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND AS A COMBO, BORIS ADDS A COUPLE OF SPELLS TO REDUCE THE BATTLE ABILITIES OF THE BARON.

ARTERY CLOG, SEDATIVES AND HORMONES, APPLIED STRAIGHT WITH A DIETAL INJECTION, TURNING BARON'S STRONG POINTS AGAINST HIM!"

Gnuk 2015/10/23(Fri)06:35 No. 678889 ID: 6db343
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND WITH AN INCREDIBLE SHOT, AMTRAK SCORES A DOUBLE KILL!"

Gnuk 2015/10/23(Fri)06:37 No. 678890 ID: 6db343
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "APPARENTLY THE LORD OF TIME'S TIME POWER WERE NO MATCH FOR THE UNPREDICTABILITY OF TRAIN DELAYS!


AND NOW ONLY TWO WIZARDS REMAIN IN THE RING. AND AMTRAK SEEMS TO BE READY TO CAST ANOTHER SPELL.

WHAT IS BORIS GOING TO DO?

THE TENSION WOULD KILL ME IF I WASN'T AN OMNIMANCER!"

cramps, all up in in his everything, to cause a miscast.

Use Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation to shut down his brain's magic area. And then perform a vasectomy on him according to Hippocratic oath.

...What? A medical magus should have access to all kinds of fancy medical equipment.

Crank up the pressure in his boiler, then leave him gasping for air! (stomach cramps, coughing fit. Not a good thing to have amidst all this coal smoke...)

>>678895
Coal smoke... that's it! Spam asthma area-of-attack spells! Against a regular opponent they can cause wheezing and suffocating, but Amtrak has been around trains his whole career, his lung capacity is too low to handle asthma!

>>678890
Lets see how well he can choo choo with explosive diarrhea and vomit.

Gnuk 2015/10/23(Fri)13:20 No. 678912 ID: 294224
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND YOUNG BORIS ANSWERS WITH THE CLASSIC DROP THE COUGH, CAUSING AMTRAK TO HAVE A MOMENTARILY ASTHMA ATTACK!

IT LOOKS LIKE BORIS IS ALSO TRYING TO CRAMP IT TO ELEVEN!!!"

Gnuk 2015/10/23(Fri)13:23 No. 678913 ID: 294224
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "BUT IT SEEMS AMTRAK HAS MANAGED TO FINISH HIS SPELL, EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF COUGHING HIS LUNGS OUT!

LOOKS LIKE BORIS IS GOING TO SEE WHAT IS THAT LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL IF HE DOESN'T FIND A WAY OUT OF THE PAIN TRAIN TUNNEL!"

Adrenalin burst! Tackle the train wizard and get an orderly to restrain the patient!

>>678913
I see two options here: Either reinforce our own body so that it doesn't take too much damage from the impact, or cast a delayed healing spell so that we come back from the dead.

I'm guessing we can't just step off the tracks?

>>678915
Yes, we need a Medical Miracle up in this.

We need to outrun the train! Quickly, summon the GURNEY OF SWIFT TRANSPORT to move the patient away from the scene quickly and safely!
The patient being ourselves. You're not supposed to ride the equipment by yourself, but are you going to pretend you've never rode a wheelchair for fun?

>>678913
trains are powered by fossil fuels, right? plants and bones that have rotted for eons to become oil

what happens if we heal that?

>>678919
The locomotive keeps its momentum.

Hang on! If we're dead for even a nanosecond we've lost the contest! Don't think TIM THE OMNIMANCER (The Greatest and Bestest!) wouldn't DELIGHT in pointing out such a humiliating defeat, especially as we'd be alive to witness it!

No, we must be clever in our usage of our medicinal magic. Cast a Convenient Body Disposal spell for a quick six-foot deep pit to jump into!

Or just lay down in the middle of the track, arms carefully tucked in so you aren't run over by the wheels of the pain train. I swear, some wizards leave all kinds of mysterious loopholes in their ultimate spells... maybe so that the unschooled non-wizard barbarians actually stand a chance at defeating them, I guess?

>>678918
Seconding this scheme, get some space on your gurney and you'll have time to cast something else!

Gnuk 2015/10/24(Sat)05:14 No. 679029 ID: e05658
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "YOUNG BORIS DECIDES TO USE HIS OWN ADRENALINE RUSH TO TRY AND OUTRUN THE INCOMING ATTACK!

I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO WORK, DEATHLASER.

MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOME LASERS OF DEATH WITH YOU, IT WOULD HAVE MADE THINGS EASIER!

EH?

EH?"

Gnuk 2015/10/24(Sat)05:16 No. 679030 ID: e05658
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO BUY SOME SPACE TO CAST HIS GURNEY OF SWIFT TRANSPORT, HOPING IT WILL BE ENOUGH!

LET'S SEE HOW IT PANS OUT!"

Gnuk 2015/10/24(Sat)05:17 No. 679031 ID: e05658
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "IT LOOKS LIKE THE GOURNEY HAS JUST BOUGHT BORIS ONLY ENOUGH TIME TO THINK ABOUT THE THINGS HE DID IN HIS LIFE, AS THE DEATH TRAIN SEEMS TO BE SPEEDING MORE AND MORE!

LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE END FOR BORIS!"

Gnuk 2015/10/24(Sat)05:19 No. 679032 ID: e05658
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND DOWN GOES AMTRAK! UNABLE TO COMPLETELY BREATH, HIS CONCENTRATION BREAKS, DESTROYING THE ENCHANTMENT OF THE PAIN TRAIN TUNNEL!

IT LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST ROUND IS OVER!

BORIS DEATHLASER WINS THE ROUND!

GOOD JOB YOUNG BORIS!"

Gnuk 2015/10/24(Sat)05:23 No. 679033 ID: e05658
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND NOW IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE YOUR PRIZE FOR WINNING THE ROUND, BORIS!

WHAT, YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO USE JUST MEDICINE MAGIC? THAT'D BE BORING!

YOU GET TO CHOOSE AND KEEP ONE OF THE POWER OF YOUR ADVERSARIES, ALONGSIDE YOUR OWN!

EXACTLY, MY DEAR!

THE FIRST STEP FOR BECOMING AN OMNIMANCER IS TO LEARN HOW TO USE OTHER MAGICS AT THEIR HIGHEST POTENTIAL AND TO COMBINE THEM!

NOW CHOOSE WHAT YOU WANT: TIME MAGIC, MEAT MAGIC OR TRAIN MAGIC? YOU CAN ONLY GET ONE FOR NOW! BUT YOU WILL GET A NEW ONE IF YOU BEAT THE NEXT ROUND!"

>>679033

Welp, this is convenient and awesome.

Time! To keep up that proud wizardly tradition of futzing up the space-time continuum.

go for time, it will help your medical powers greatly. no more worrying about your patient dying on you because you could get to them in time.

Time magic is overrated. Besides, meatomancy is closer to our original theme. Become the meatmaster!

I'm kinda tempted to choose meat magic so we could heal meat products into combat allies or commit crimes against nature Frankenstein style, but time magic seems more useful even though it proved ineffective against trains.

Go with time magic.

Hrrm...
Meat!
If all it takes to beat time is some lame train delays, we can snag it at a later date.

Train magic, we need to be able to cast some harder hitting finishing moves.

>>679038
Same poster. Okay, I'm opting for meat magic. Let's have some meat golems.

Primary choice is meat magic: You can use meat magic to cultivate various vaccines and diseases on the fly. More effective than spending time to conjure a large quantity of a deadly disease if you concentrate the summon inside an easily conjured meat slab.

Second choice is train magic. What can I say? Amtrak proved how effective this stuff is.

Gnuk 2015/10/24(Sat)06:52 No. 679048 ID: e05658
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "LOOKS LIKE BORIS DEATHLASER PICKED MEAT MAGIC! GOOD FOR YOU PAL!

YOU LOOK LIKE A SCRAWNY NERD, PERHAPS YOU'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO PUT ON SOME NICE WEIGHT WITH THAT!"

Gnuk 2015/10/24(Sat)06:55 No. 679049 ID: e05658
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "OK ENOUGH WITH THE BORING STUFFS! LET'S GET BACK TO BUSINESS!"

Gnuk 2015/10/24(Sat)07:01 No. 679051 ID: e05658
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND WELCOME TO THE SECOND ROUND, WIZARDS!

OUR NEXT CONTESTANTS ARE:

KEVIN THE 'MAGICIAN', MASTER OF... MAGIC? CHEAT? WHO CARES! HE MUST BE GOOD AT SOMETHING!
SASHA SALAVARIA, THE LIZARD WIZARD!
BORIS DEATHLASER, MASTER OF MEDICINE MAGIC!
SECTA BAE, THE BUG ENCHANTER!

LET'S SEE NOW IF THEY PREFER TO WIN WITH THEIR OWN POWERS OR IF THEY ARE GOING TO IMPRESS US WITH THE NEWFOUND ONES!

BUT ENOUGH OF THIS!

FIGHT!"

Begin with a defensive by surrounding yourself in a fortress made of meat. Cultivate some diseases while your enemies duke it out.

play defensively to start, we don't know what any of these guys are capable of. Try building some meat golems to fight for you.

>>679052
I, too, suppprt the meatfort.

>>679052
Another vote for the meatfort.

Perhaps bolstering the Meat Fort with performance enhancers? We can do that right?

Summon the Ethereal Plane of Infinite Meathooks!

>>679052
>>679053
>>679060
Meat fort protected by meat golems that are enhanced with drugs

GMO meat

Look at them, they're all made out of meat. They're made out of human meat, lizard meat and bug meat. I wonder what happens when you take away all their meat?

>>679101
Oh yes, cast Long Pork spell on Kevin the Magician. Fuck him up islander style.

You are meat wizard now

use your magical Man-meat to seduce the ladies

>>679120
But Boris isn't an eromancer yet!

Does meat also mean flesh? Like still attached
Hold on if we have control disease can we also control decay? All we need is control over insects and we can become the Plague Lord

Gnuk 2015/10/25(Sun)03:13 No. 679252 ID: 117f74
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "YOUNG BORIS DECIDES TO START WITH A DEFENSIVE MANEUVER, ENCASING HIMSELF INSIDE A MEAT FORTRESS MK 2!

PROBABLY BIDING HIS TIME TO SEE HOW THE OTHER WIZARDS WILL DO!"

Gnuk 2015/10/25(Sun)03:15 No. 679253 ID: 117f74
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AAAAAAAND IT SEEMS LIKE BORIS IS CREATING AN ARMY OF MEAT GOLEMS TO FIGHT FOR HIM.

BUT IT SEEMS HE'S GOING TO RECEIVE A SURPRISE!"

Gnuk 2015/10/25(Sun)03:19 No. 679254 ID: 117f74
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "KEVIN THE 'MAGICIAN' LITTERALLY PULLED ONE OF THE OLDEST TRICKS IN THE HISTORY OF MAGIC, THE HAT TRICK, TRAPPING BORIS DEATHLASER MIDWAY AND PREPARING FOR HIS NEXT SPELL SAW THAT COMING!

I DON'T KNOW HOW BORIS IS GETTING OUT OF THIS ONE, FOLKS. IT MIGHT BE CURTAINS FOR OUR NEWLY MADE MEATMANCER!"

Look at this fool of a meat bag

Wouldn't it be something if his goose was cooked

Use Placebo Effect to switch yourself with a meat golem!

quick have your meat golem pull you back by grabbing your bottom half. There is no way that this guy is stronger then a golem.

Use voice-activated Summon Nurse spell to summon your lovely nurse assistant to help you with the uncooperative patient. Then cast Restraints on said patient.

>>679254
What the fuck, it's like we're fighting Hattori.

I thought of blocking the saw with some form of tough Meatmagic like gristle or something, but if the saw can go through bone I don't think even the toughest meat would work.
I don't suppose one of those meat golems can just pull us back through? Then Kevin will wind up sawing his own arm off.
Another option is to cast False Limb(torso), and make like a ninja log trick.
One final mindfuck option is to reveal that our body is almost entirely artificial anyway so sawing us in half is only a minor inconvenience, because MEDICINE!

Administer a strong does of sedative gas and then stitch his arms onto his back.

Use Second Opinion spell to switch with another wizard.

Gnuk 2015/10/25(Sun)05:58 No. 679267 ID: 117f74
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND FIRST BLOOD HAS BEEN DRAWN! BORIS DEATHLASER MANAGED TO SWITCH HIMSELF WITH ANOTHER CREATURE IN THE RING THANKS TO HIS SECOND OPINION SPELL.

LUCKY FOR HIM THE SWITCHED CREATURE WAS SECTA BAE, THAT IS NOW ONLY HALF THE WOMAN SHE USED TO BE!

TALKING ABOUT A BUZZSAW OFF, AM I RIGHT?"

Gnuk 2015/10/25(Sun)06:01 No. 679268 ID: 117f74
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND SINCE BORIS SWITCHED WITH BAE, HE'S NOW FACING A MENACING SASHA SALAVARIA, ALREADY PREPARED WITH A COMBINED REPTILE-LIGHTING SPELL. LIGHTING SNAKE WHIPS 2, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!"

So hey where your meat golems?

Well, only one thing to do here.

"EMERGENCY CRYOSTASiS" spell!

Or anything from the freezer. Blood bags, maybe?

Cast Induce Hypothermia on her. She's a lizard and thus cold-blooded, so she will either die due to lack of heat or enter hibernation. Then you can Dissect her FOR MEDICAL SCIENCE!

quick, summon a giant ice pack used to reduce swelling and drop it right on top of her.

Summon a group of mice, commonly used as test rodents for experimental medical cures! Perhapa they'll distract her electric snakes!

Distract the snakes with delicious meats. Use adrenaline and other performance enhancing drugs, close the distance, and fillet her with a scalpel.

>>679276
Yes, mice full of experimental drugs for the snakes to eat. Since the snakes are connected to her, all of those experimental drugs will poison the snakes and her!

Placebo, so the snakes attack a fake you.

>>679268
whatever else we do, combine it with syphil-gonna-herpi-aidsa-bola-jock itch.

>>679283
Don't forget small pox, bubonic plague, and malaria! You can always rely on the classics!

Cast SAUSAGE GRINDER on those snakes!

Gnuk 2015/10/25(Sun)11:16 No. 679299 ID: 117f74
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND WITH SOME REALLY QUICK THINKING, BORIS COMBINED MEDICAL MAGIC AND MEAT MAGIC. CREATING SMALL SPIKED MEATBALLS.

AND IT SEEMS THE MEATBALLS WERE FILLED WITH PURE, UNADULTERED, HYPOTERMIA!

THAT COLD BLOOD ISN'T TREATING YOU RIGHT, EH, SALAVARIA?"

Gnuk 2015/10/25(Sun)11:18 No. 679300 ID: 117f74
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND THERE IS THE MEAT GOLEM! COMING THROUGH! I WAS WONDERING WHERE IT WAS!

AAAAAAAAAND SALAVARIA IS OUT AS WELL!

THIS MATCH IS BRUTAL!

JUST THE WAY WE WIZARDS LIKE IT!"

Gnuk 2015/10/25(Sun)11:22 No. 679302 ID: 117f74
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "DEAR BORIS, YOU SHOULD REALLY WORK ON YOUR SENSES! AS AN OLD SAYING GOES: 'NEVER LEAVE A TRICKAMANCER OUT OF YOUR SIGHT. OR HE'LL CHOKE YOU WITH HIS CHAIN OF HANDKERCHIEVES!'

TCH TCH TCH.

A NOVICE MISTAKE! LET'S SEE IF IT IS GOING TO BE BORIS' LAST MISTAKE AS WELL!"

Ah, but doesn't every magician place tiny, fine-edged knives in every one of their hankerchiefs?

Goad him into summoning scalpels and then cast Open-Heart Telekinesis Surgery. For added insult, have him make his heart disappear, and then perform overcharged shock therapy (because you're not allowed to perform shock therapy on patients with heart conditions - and if his heart is literally somewhere else...).

>>679302
Summon a scalpel to cut the hankerchiefs. Then inject a dose of MEGA SUPER STEROIDS into your golem.

Cast Intubation on yourself to restore oxygen levels in your lungs.

Then cast Terminal Stage: Lung Cancer spell on Kevin. Let's see how he likes being out of breath.

Cut these hankies with a scalpel then sic the golem on that foolish trickamancer.

Sever Umbilical Cord! Then retaliate with Giant Mutant Head Lice!

Can we make him have a heart attack or a stroke?

>>679302
Hankies? small scraps of cloth?! More like gauze! DOMAIN OF MEDICINE! pull them to you!

Turn his own spell against him with a tourniquet spell around his neck.

i'm a spiritual lyrical miracle individual

Gnuk 2015/10/25(Sun)14:34 No. 679335 ID: 117f74
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "QUICK THINKING FROM BORIS DEATHLASER! CUTTING THE HANDKERCHIEF CHAIN WITH HIS SCALPEL SUMMONING!

I DOUBT THAT THE MEAT GOLEM WILL BE ABLE TO HIT KEVIN THOUGH, IT'S REALLY SLOW!"

Gnuk 2015/10/25(Sun)14:36 No. 679336 ID: 117f74
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "OOOOOH BUT IT SEEMS KEVIN HAS BEEN HIT BY A STAY STILL MY HEART!

BUT WILL THAT BE ENOUGH TO STOP KEVIN?"

Gnuk 2015/10/25(Sun)14:37 No. 679337 ID: 117f74
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "YES.

YES IT WILL!

AND THE SECOND ROUND IS OVER!

BORIS WINS!"

Gnuk 2015/10/25(Sun)14:39 No. 679338 ID: 117f74
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND AS BEFORE, DEAR DEATHLASER GETS TO CHOOSE A NEW TYPE OF MAGIC TO OWN FOR HIS OWN!

WHAT WILL BE THIS TIME: REPTILE MAGIC? TRICKAMANCY? BUG MAGIC? LIGHTING MAGIC? GAMBLING MAGIC? OR METAL MAGIC?

CHOOSE WISELY!"

Gambling magic. Who doesn't love casting spells with uncertain outcomes?

>>679338
METAL MAGIC METAL MAGIC M E T A L M A G I C

Either trickamancy for that badass hat trick, or lightning magic for some harder hitting spells. (railguns?)

...The metal...
WE CANNOT RESIST THE METAL! AND THEN NONE OF OUR FOES WILL!

Trickamancy.

Most surgery involves cutting people up because you need to take something out or modify something inside. If you can extract shrapnel from inside a body by grabbing it from a hat, or placing tainted meat inside someone's mouth, it would increase your combat and medical effectiveness, especially in the self-heal category.

guys you arent fully understanding how op metal magic is, ANYTHING pertaining to suffering and death becomes a part of our repertoire.

melting faces? yes, Metal
bones shattering inside people? super Metal
HARBINGERS OF THE END TIMES? Y'ALL BEST BELIEVE THATS METAL.

Metal magic. Because medicine is one of the most brutal professions.

LIGHTING MAGIC

We can use it to supper charge our defibrillator, plus if it can set things on fire we could douse someone in rubbing alcohol and then set them ablaze with a well places lighting strike.

Metal, Meat and Medicine!

>>679338
METAAAAALLLLL

So am I the only one wanting bugs for Plague Lord :(

Fine we'll have METAL but I'm telling you guys it's probably not going to be what everyone thinks it's going to be.

Metal seems like a really flexible spell school, but we already have a flexible spell school in Medicine. We should be looking to enhance our ability to excel in specific common actions like immediate killing power, which we are lacking in.

Lightning!

>>679356
LIGHTNIIIIIIING

METAAAAAL

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)03:43 No. 679416 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND METAL IT IS, BORIS MY BOY!

OFF TO THE NEW ROUND! NO TIME TO LOSE!

NEXT UP:

LORD BUTTCHUG, THE FRATOMANCER!
DISCO MANNY, THE DISCO WIZARD!
KILLO THE CLOWN, CLOWNOMANCER!
AND BORIS DEATHLASER, MASTER OF MEDICINE MAGIC

FIGHT!"

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)03:45 No. 679417 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "WHAT A SURPRISE! KILLO IS HIT BY A COMBINATION OF TWO SPELLS FLAMING DEAN CAR PRANK AND STAYING DEAD!"

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)03:47 No. 679418 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "APPARENTLY BOTH LORD BUTTCHUG AND DISCO MANNY DECIDED TO WORK TOGETHER FOR THIS ROUND, TAKING DOWN THE REST OF THE OTHER WIZARDS BEFORE DECIDING THE WINNER!

LOOKS LIKE THE BOUND OF PARTYING HARD IS STRONGER THAN ANYTHING ELSE! THAT'S ALMOST CUTE...

BAD NEWS FOR BORIS THOUGH! SINCE IT SEEMS THIS ROUND IS GOING TO START WITH A 2V1!"

Cast Saturday night FEVER and roofie COCKTAIL

quick, summon a giant death metal stage with music so kick ass it will literally melt there faces off with enough pyromaniacs to burn the sky.

No time to waste-we've got disrupting to do.
Frat boy gets EMERGENCY SURGERY on either his chest or his privates, something that takes away his manhood.
Disco boy can get a blast of METALWAVES to knock him around.

Cast You Can't Kill The Metal to become impervious to disco bullshit. Then fuck up Buttchug's day with Alcohol Poisoning debuff.

Cast leprosy.

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)05:53 No. 679426 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "TRYING TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE, BORIS CASTS STAGE OF THUNDERING SOUNDS AND OTHER METAL OBJECTS HOPING THE BLASTS OF THE MUSIC WILL AT LEAST DISTRACT THE ENEMIES, AS HE CAST A FEVER ON DISCO MANNY AND A POWERFUL ANAESTHETIC ON LORD BUTTCHUG.

WITHOUT ANY EFFECT! AS EVERY WIZARD SHOULD KNOW, THAT FRATAMANCER ARE IMMUNE TO THE POISONS THEY USE ON OTHERS AND THAT DISCO WIZARDS ARE ALWAYS AFFECTED BY THE WEEKEND EVENING FEVER MAKING THEM IMMUNE TO ANY SICKNESS!"

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)05:57 No. 679427 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND LORD BUTTCHUG NOW COUNTERACTS WITH I THINK YOU HAD ENOUGH, BRO!, CAUSING BORIS TO INSTANTLY BECOME DRUNK!

BAD NEWS FOR ANY WIZARD ASIDE FRATAMANCERS, ALCHOL WIZARDS AND DAVE!"

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)05:58 No. 679428 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND NOW DISCO MANNY IS READY TO END BORIS WITH HIS NEWLYFOUND POWERS OF MUSCLE WIZARDRY!

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE BYCEPS!

FUTURE LOOKS GRIM FOR DEATHLASER!"

Cast increased metabolism on yourself, use the alcoholic energy to make a patty wagon. A frat boys only weakness, the cops.

As for disco wizard, if he is down with the sickness, time to administer dance off!

Use meatomancy to drain away his large meaty biceps. Any idea what Killo is doing during all this? We may need to fight duo with duo.

Use HEARTY MEAL and SALINE DRIP to process the alcohol as quickly as possible. Send a cup of rubbing alcohol Fratboy's way, bet he can't tell the difference!
Try the Giant Mutant Head Lice again on Afro Manny, they've got plenty of room to grow.

Use INSTANT TRANSFUSION to swap your (alcohol-saturated) blood with Disco Manny's.

You're a Metal Wizard, Boris. Drunkenness is a part of the deal and it should boost up the effectiveness of the MOSH PIT spell where you use your own body as a ricosheting projectile against multiple targets.

EL KABONG Disco-brat, perform a lobotomy using the pointy l-shaped thing that you sometimes find on electric guitars. Misdiagnose his condition and cast amputation, using a meat golem with some METAL VIKING AXES.

As for frat boy, get psychological. Yell at him that he is a corporate slave-in-training, a cowardly idiot in self-denial about how his talents are NOTHING but assets and disposable tools for a power that could not care about his existence if they were busy raping and murdering his hawt daughter to make their tiny dicks look big. The moment he wins this tournament they will step out of the shadows and order him to worship him and he will obey because he's a booze-addled HIPSTER.

And then give him rabies somehow. Point him at Tim. If he gets angry at you, goad him into fighting Disco by claiming that Disco wants to kill you both himself.

>>679429
ITS TIME. BLOOD AND THUNDER BORIS!
Transfuse your alcohol into an army of metal meat golems for a moshpit unlike any other. And summon Satan while you are at it, because there is no metal quite like black metalllll. Finally, afflict the bro with a gene simmons tongue as a distraction.

>>679428
Meatomancy and Medicinomancy that pair of biceps into TWO MALIGNANT TUMORS. Then cast the Metalmancy + Medicinomancy spell on Fratboy, SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)07:21 No. 679441 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "BUT OF COURSE METALMANCER DON'T SEEM TO HAVE MUCH PROBLEM ACTING WHILE DRUNK. A QUICK CAST OF BLOOD FOR BLOOD AND BORIS AND DISCO MANNY'S SITUTATIONS ARE REVERSED.

TOO BAD DISCO WIZARDS DON'T STAND ALCOHOL AS WELL AS OTHER PARTY WIZARDS, EH?

OH AND IT SEEMS BORIS ALSO SLIPPED A BIT OF TUMOR WITH HIS OWN BLOOD. WHAT'S GOING TO BE MANNY'S REACTION TO THIS? I WONDER IF HE HAS ANY TRICK UP HIS SLEEVES!"

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)07:21 No. 679442 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "..."

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)07:23 No. 679443 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "GUESS NOT!

ON ANOTHER NOTE, KILLO IS BACK IN THE FIGHT!

HE MUST HAVE USED HIS SIZEMANCY TO AVOID MOST OF THE DAMAGE.

EITHER THAT OR IT IS TRUE THAT CLOWNS DON'T FEEL ANY PAIN!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SCARIER TO BE HONEST"

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)07:25 No. 679445 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "SPEAKING OF BEING SCARY, WHAT IS KILLO UP TO NOW?

IT LOOKS LIKE CLOWNMANCY, BUT I CAN'T TELL WHAT EXACTLY.

TO BE HONEST I CAN. I AM A DAMN OMNIMANCER, BUT WHERE'S THE SUSPENCE IN THAT, RIGHT?"

>>679443
team up with partybro, metal is way more college tradition than disco

summon a rain of corpses to pelr the clown while we gain some distance

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)07:26 No. 679447 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "I GUESS BUTTCHUG AND MANNY ARE OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT NOW..."

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)07:27 No. 679448 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND KILLO STRIKES BORIS AS WELL! I GUESS WE CAN SEE WHO'LL BE THE WINNER OF THIS ROUND, UNLESS DEATHLASER COMES UP WITH A PLAN TO DEFEAT A GIANT KILLER CLOWN THAT MIGHT BE FROM OUTER SPACE."

Cast iron lung.

Cast Gigantism on Killo - turn his size against him as his heart and lungs start having problems with supplying his body with blood and oxygen and his bones become more brittle under his immense weight.

Dude, this might call for the most dreaded medicine magic attack of all: Medical billing and repo nightmare! Combo that with sausage chain bindings and heavy metal poisoning.

Fight clowns with clowns. Summon the unholy magics of KISS!

wait, we're a plague doctor with metal magic, shouldnt we maybe be taking advantage of that?
cast medical malaise and storm of metal, lets make us a sick new album cover

Start off with LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE to make him start uncontrollably laughing. While distracted focus all power into summoning a meat dragon to combat the clown.

>>679456
He's a clown, this would be hilariously ineffective.
They're ALWAYS laughing.

>>679458
Damn your right.
Still want to try summoning that meat dragon though.

>>679447
I probably should not have giggled at that.

>>679448
LOL

>>679451
Yeah, this seems like the best strategy. The square-cube law states that larger entities become more structurally unstable as their volume increases, because in 3D space the ratio between volume and surface area also increases.

So start with arthritis and end with leukemia. Try to insert hallucinogenic drugs into his system while you're at it (Metal Magic + Medic Magic)

>>679451
This. Cast Osteoporosis to further weaken his skeleton since it his bones will already be under massively increased pressure per area.

>>679448
Does anyone remember the game Brütal Legend with Jack Black in it? Since we have the power of metal magic, why don't we use an attack from that game? I vote for using the Facemelter attack!

>>679448
Cast Amputate Nose.

>>679447
Heart attack, augmented with the power of meat, we turn his blood to pure cholesterol, and with the power of metal, we crank it to 11, which is one past 10.

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)13:03 No. 679488 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT, FOLKS! BORIS DEATHLASER IS GOING TO BE CRUSHED.

OR WORSE.

MUCH MUCH WORSE..."

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)13:06 No. 679489 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "OH THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

BORIS SNEAKILY CASTED OUTGROWN YOURSELF AND BRITTLE ME BONES. I CAN HEAR THE AWFUL SOUND OF KILLO'S BONES CRUSHING UNDER HIS OWN WEIGHT.

EVEN WITHOUT AUDIOMANCY! JEEZ!

I AM SO GLAD I CAME UP WITH THIS TOURNAMENT!"

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)13:07 No. 679490 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND FOR A FINISHER, THE PEAK OF MEDICAL AND MEAT MAGIC: THE MEAT DRAGOLEM!

OUCH STRAIGHT FOR THE NOSE. AND WE ALL KNOW THAT'S WHERE THE CLOWN KEEP THEIR HEART!

AND SPARE KEYS!

BORIS WINS!"

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)13:10 No. 679492 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "TIME TO CHOOSE YOUR REWARD, BORIS.

HERE ARE THE CHOICES: CLOWNMANCY, FRATAMANCY, DISCO MAGIC, ACID MAGIC, OVINOMANCY, MUSCLE WIZARDRY, COLOUR MAGIC, NINJA MAGIC AND SIZE MAGIC!

BE CAREFUL AND CHOOSE WISELY. THE NEXT ROUND IS GOING TO BE THE SEMIFINAL!

YOU ARE GOING TO MEET MAGICIANS AND WIZARDS AS STRONG AS YOU, MAYBE EVEN STRONGER!"

Sizeomancy!

Ninja or acid magic

Acid Magic because DNA is an acid. We can bring about some terrifying shit when combined with Medical Magic.

>>679492
musclewizardry, our lame physique's nearly gotten us flattened twice now

>>679492
Ninja Magic. Throwing stars will make up for our lack of ranged options, and it's a heaping helping of stealth and evasion on top of that.

Muscle.

Gotta keep the M Magic strong

Muscle magic.

Muscle.

Muskle magic. Gotta get them gains.

Muscle magic, obviously. Gotta keep the M streak!

Muscle magic, so we can GET BIG!

muscle+meat+meds = genetically modified beef. modified with mega muscles.

Muscle magic, for added alliterative appeal!

>>679500
Seconded. Smart move!

>>679492
Muscle magic, not only can we get buff and shit, but our opponents can get weak.

>>679553
Medicine, meat, metal, muscle. I agree.

>ninja or muscle
WWWWHHHYYYYY MUST I CHOOSE??? I want muscles but ninja sounds more useful so I'll go with that

Holy shit i just realized that cancer mages become muscle wizards through disease
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Muscle_Wizard#Cancer_Mage

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)05:37 No. 679620 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND MUSCLE MAGIC IT IS!

AND NOW! LET'S START THE SEMIFINALS!

BORIS DEATHLASER, THE MEDICINE MASTER VERSUS MATILDA THE MERRY MUTATION MAGE!"

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)05:39 No. 679621 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "FIGHT!"

Mutation Mage? Cast Surgical Emergency, you must rid her of her potentially lethal mutations for her own good.

Applied Eugenics should stop her from spreading those impure genes.

hrrrm...
We could do as the baron showed us and go HAMmer Time&Meatshield to engage in melee.
I feel like we want this person dealt with quickly rather than slowly.

Let's try SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER once again, with her as the target. If it hits, we can combo it with a CARDIAC ARREST since the lungs are close to the heart, and thus getting some charge from the thunder.

Prep them for surgery! Transmogrify their UV suit into a patient gown!

Any mutagenic disease you give her will only make her stronger.

As a medic, you're obligated to use EXPERIMENTAL CHEMOTHERAPY on your target.

Let's see how she likes a placebo saline solution TO THE EYES.

Use MUSCLE MAGIC and ROIDS to give HULK STRENGTH and then THUNDER CLAP!

>>679621
kiss her you fool

Seduce her with your grade a man meat

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)11:46 No. 679646 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND MATILDA MAKES THE FIRST MOVE!

OR...

DOES SHE?

SHE SEEMS IN PAIN MORE THAN ANYTHING. MAYBE IS SOMETHING RELATED TO HER NUCLEAR MAGIC?"

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)11:46 No. 679647 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "YEAH I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IS NOT RELATED TO ANY OF THE MAGIC SHE HAS AVAILABLE!"

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)11:47 No. 679648 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "OK.

THAT HAPPENED.

WHAT THE FUCK TIDDLYWINKS?"

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)11:50 No. 679649 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "YEAH, SURE TIDDLYWINKS. SINCE YOU ALSO KILLED MATILDA, I GUESS WE CAN JUST SKIP THE SEMIFINALS.

ALRIGHT THEN!

TIME FOR THE FINAL CONFRONTATION!

BORIS DEATHLASER, MASTER OF MEDICINE, VERSUS TIDDLYWINKS, THE GOREMANCER!

FIGHT!"

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)11:56 No. 679653 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "YOU ARE A DICK, AREN'T YOU TIDDLYWINKS?

NOW I SEE WHY YOU PICKED METAMANCY, RULE MAGIC AND DIMENSION MAGIC.

GOOD JOB! THAT'S THE RIGHT SPIRIT IF YOU WANT TO BECOME THE NEW OMNIMNANCER!"

rolled 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1 = 14

---

Well if he is going to get rules-lawyery about it, I notice that "an even number on a die" does not specify the number of rolls.

Well Matilda is dead meat, and the body is still here because we didn't have a round end to teleport. Therefore we should use Medical, Meat, and Metal to cast ARISE, raising Matilda as a vengeful zombie wizard.

And if he tries to gore-port into us we can digest him by using Muscle, Medical, and Meat for a MONSTER METABOLISM.

rolled 0 = 0

---

Hey, 0 is an even number.

Muscle is Meat. Muscle is Metal. Muscle is Medical.
I want to combine all these into Perfect Muscle. Then kill him in one punch, administered at lightning speed.

rolled 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1 = 7

---

We are muscle wizard now. We cast Fist.

rolled 4, 1, 1, 4 = 10

---

ROID up and METAL those hands, we're casting the ultimate muscle magic spell, DOUBLE FIST!

rolled 0 + 2 = 2

---

Medical magic: heal the carnage. Revive Tiddlywinks' slain foes so he can reap what he sews.

rolled 0 = 0

---

Moved by the death of your lover. Awaken your hidden death laser powers. Combine DEATH LASER with RESURRECTION(Medicine+Meat+Muscle) to create INFINITE DEATH LASER trapping your foe in an eternal cycle of life and death.

rolled 53 = 53

---

Summon a meat monster with rabies and an extensive vocabulary.

Attempt to use Matilda's mutation powers on yourself, turning your fists into quantum sub-brains capable of punching reality itself.

rolled 1 = 1

---

Use Organ Donation to put parts of Tiddlywinks back into Matilda.

rolled 6, 4, 3, 3, 6, 2 = 24

---

Revive Matilda with a massive mixture of Medicine, Meat, Muscle, and Metal for the Ultimate Monster.

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)04:56 No. 679829 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "LOOKS LIKE THEY FIGURED OUT THE LOOPHOLES OF YOUR PLANS, TIDDLYWINKS!

AAAAAAND USING THE COMBINATION OF MAGIC, MATILDA'S CORPSE RISES AGAIN! SHE GRABS TIDDLYWINKS, STOPPING HIM FROM AVOIDING THE NEXT ATTACK!"

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)04:59 No. 679831 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "A POWERFUL BLOW FROM BORIS!"

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)05:00 No. 679832 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "BUT IT SEEMS THAT TIDDLYWINKS' ARM-AGEDDON SPELL CAME THROUGH ANYWAY!

HOPE YOU DIDN'T NEED THOSE ARMS, BORIS!"

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)05:01 No. 679834 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND TIDDLYWINKS TRIES AGAIN TO CHANGE THE RULES! LET'S SEE IT IF WORKS THIS TIME, GOREMANCER!"

>>678701
Use Prototype Prostheses to get cool cyborg limbs.

cast Tracheotomy to open his throat and make him stop changing the rules!

>>678701
Cauterize your stumps to stop the blood loss, use allergic reaction to make him allergic to blood, nerve damage to make him drop his wand and make some meat golems to help attack since they won't be affected by his goremancy too much,

>>678709
Surgery magic! Living donor! Amputate tiddlywink's arms onto our stumps, and leave him with bloody stumps.

We also steal his wand. and his magic.

rolled 55 = 55

---

>>679647
Conjure Meat Arms with Metal chainsaws and gigantic psychic fists, and attach them using prosthetic surgery, and then induce schizophrenia using Tiddlywinks' stressed mind and some basic malaria.

>>1
Medical metal muscles. Arm yourself, cyborg style.

>>678701
Diagnose him with both hemophilia and hypertension. Between an inability to properly clot and high blood pressure even a nose bleed can be dangerous.

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)13:54 No. 679900 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND IT SEEMS YOU SHOULD HAVE STUDIED THIS BETTER, TIDDLYWINKS!

AND I'M SURE BORIS NEW ARMS ARE IMMUNE TO YOUR GORE MAGIC!


OH BOY THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS!

NICE!"

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)13:55 No. 679901 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND BORIS IMMEDIATELY PAYS FOR HIS ATTACK, SUFFERING FROM COLLATERAL GUT REACTION!

BOTH CONTESTANT SEEMS TO BE IN REALLY BAD SHAPE!"

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)13:57 No. 679903 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "BUT OF COURSE AS A GOREMANCER, VIOLENCE AND BLOOD HAVE NO EFFECT ON TIDDLYWINKS.

AGAIN WITH THE SPECIAL RULES? LET'S SEE IF THAT WORKS, TIDDLYWINKS.

ON THE OTHER SIDE, BORIS SEEMS TO BE IN ACTUAL PAIN, GUESS HAVING YOUR ENTRAILS EXPLODE OUT OF YOU COULD HAVE THAT EFFECT!"

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!

>>679903
as you say MADAM, but you don't seem to have much of an EYE for this sort of thing I must say.

quick summon a stage under TIDDLYWINKS with your metal magic and put it at just the right angle so all the pyrotechnic stage effect blast him into ash. Then use EMERGENCY ROOM to teleport yourself to your pocket dimension to patch yourself up.

>palindrome
You weren't very specific there, Tiddlywinks. If you meant the post number has to be a palindrome: >>1
If you meant the post itself has to contain a palindrome, your post >>679903 contains the word "palindrome".
And >>679906 contains text that is a palindrome.

There, bases covered.

>what do
Encase Tiddlywinks in metal. We may not be able to kill him by reducing him to gore, but we can seal the smooshed puddle in. Also, if it starts off molten, it'll cauterize all his gore.

>>679906
thank you.
So, muscle, metal and medical.
...I wonder if we could work Metal into doing some sort of soul-punching trick? OR better yet stop his magicks so that he dies from being a disembodied pile of organs and head.
Or...We could find a way to blind him or something like that.
Let the Eyes have it!

>>679906
You have a major wound while your enemy is made of bloody unprocessed meat. These both can be solved with two schools of magic in one spell: cast CURE.

>>679906
I think we should probably patch up with some Medical Magic. Emergency Surgery!

Also, it seems other suggesters are missing Twiddlywink's weak point: He needs his wand to cast! BREAK THAT WAND.

>>679906
Oh right we can also apply a Medical Leech to Twiddlywinks. Suck all that blood out of him to give him a bloodless death.

>>679906
Racecar. Just in case.
Boris, look at this guy. You know what he is?
A DORK.
I'm pretty sure BULLYING DORKS is a subset of muscle magic. Do that!

>>679906
Physician, heal thyself! Cast IRON LUNG to keep yourself alive until you can receive medical attention!

SHRIVEL Tiddlywinks' pile of organs with your muscle magic so he has nothing left to work with.

And snap that dumb wand in half this time.

>>679906
In order to prevent Tiddlywinks' goremancy from affecting you through pain, cast Morphine Overload on yourself. Pain can't stop you if you don't feel pain.

rolled 27 = 27

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>>96173
Oh ho, you ho oh u oy. Also, let's REPAPER your stomach with pregnancy tests.

Boris... it's almost time.

BEGIN FORCED REGENERATION ON HIS BRAIN CELLS, CONNECT RAW UNPROCESSED MEAT TO HIS NEURAL TISSUE, PUNCH HIM IN THE BRAIN WITH MAGIC GUITAR FISTS, AND IF POSSIBLE, MUTATE HIS INTESTINES INTO APPENDICES!!!

>>679903
>>679909
Cast DOCTER, HEAL THY SELF
Other ideas: Cast coagulant to turn his own blood against him. Cast BLOOD DONATION to to negate any blood loss we suffer.

>>680027
Hmm, let's see if this works. A Dog! A Panic in a Pagoda!

Cast GAUZE BINDING to get your guts back in and get that guy's gore under control!

>>679906
So we need something goreless. Let us go medieval on his ass and prescribe leeches, leeches, and more leeches. Suck him dry boys, and go ahead and forget to wash your hands properly.

Gnuk 2015/10/29(Thu)13:17 No. 680049 ID: 6b0fee
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "LOOKS LIKE BORIS (AND FRIENDS) HAVE FOUND YOUR WEAKNESS, TIDDLYWINKS.

FROM RAG TO LEECHES IS CASTED BY DEATHLASER, COVERING THE BLOODY REMAINS OF TIDDLYWINKS! DRAINING THE GOREMANCER FROM HIS BLOOD AND BLOCKING HIS NEW RULEMANCY SPELL!"

Gnuk 2015/10/29(Thu)13:19 No. 680051 ID: 6b0fee
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "WHICH GIVES ENOUGH TIME FOR BORIS TO CAST IRON MANDEN, TURNING HIMSELF IN A BLOODLESS METAL-BOT!

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MIGHT BE THE REAL END!"

Gnuk 2015/10/29(Thu)13:20 No. 680052 ID: 6b0fee
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "BUT BORIS WANTS TO END IN GLORY! THE CUMULATIVE POWERS OF MEAT, MEDICINE, MAGIC AND MUSCLE MAGIC IN A SINGLE SPELL! THE MEAT-A-MAGIC!"

Gnuk 2015/10/29(Thu)13:22 No. 680054 ID: 6b0fee
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND WITH THIS, THE ROUND IS OVER!

BORIS DEATHLASER, MASTER OF MEDICINAL MAGIC IS THE CHAMPION!

AND MY NEW FUTURE APPRENTICE!

DO YOU WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, BORIS? TO THE REST OF THE MAGES THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT OR DIDN'T WANT TO PARTECIPATE, BEFORE I REMOVE YOU FROM EXISTENCE SO THAT I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO BECOME A OMNIMANCER?"

Should maybe we do our craft and practice medicine on the losers? (Well, not Tiddlywinks). It's our calling, after all, and we can afford to magnanimous in victory since we're becoming all powerful.

"THE DOKTOR... IS IN!"

>>680054
"That was pretty fucked up and also pretty fun. Shame about radiation chick though, she seemed like a fun rival matchup."

Use Metal Magic to summon a mic and then drop it.

Boris.

It's time.

Transform your hands into Massive Metal Meaty Medically-Magnified Mitts.

And equip yourself with your father's gigantic DeathLaser Pistols that shoot Lasers of Death.

Kill Tim The FRAUD before he KILLS YOU AND STEALS YOUR POWERS WITH HIS FRAUDAMANCY!

>>680056
This.

>>680054
>BEFORE I REMOVE YOU FROM EXISTENCE

Wait, what?

>>680060
This will do.

>>680056
This,
>>680060
then this.

Aquire Metamancy from Tiddlyminks and unmask yourself. Reveal to the world you were Tim the Omnimancer the whole time, and you're still on top of the game bitches.

>>680070
you must be unbound from creation to learn the power of omnimancy.

>>680056
THIS

>>680076
the best plan

Magic is cool if you like magic you're cool.
Also don't be an ass like Tiddlywinks.

Gnuk 2015/10/30(Fri)05:59 No. 680163 ID: c866b8
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Gnuk 2015/10/30(Fri)06:02 No. 680164 ID: c866b8
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "REVIVING THE OTHER CONTESTANTS, EH?

IT'S ALRIGHT. YOU'LL EVENTUALLY GET OVER YOUR MORALS AFTER THE FIRST MILLENNIA!"

Gnuk 2015/10/30(Fri)06:07 No. 680166 ID: c866b8
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "I WAS GOING TO RESET REALITY ANYWAY AFTER REMOVING US FROM EXISTANCE, JUST TO BE CLEAR. IT WOULD BE A WASTE IF THOSE TYPE OF MAGIC WOULD DISAPPEAR FROM THE MULTIVERSE!

TO ALL OF YOU WIZARDS! THANKS FOR YOUR PARTECIPATION! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, ON THE NEW WILD WIZARD TOURNAMENT THAT WILL BE HELD BY EITHER ME OR BY THE FUTURE NEW OMNIMANCER, YOUNG BORIS HERE!

IF HE SURVIVES THE TRAINING, OF COURSE!

TIM OUT!!!"

WILD WIZARD TOURNAMENT: END

standing slow claps
sublime...

10/10 would wizard again.

Great quest!

Can't wait for part 2, if it happens!