Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)13:03 No. 679488 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT, FOLKS! BORIS DEATHLASER IS GOING TO BE CRUSHED.

OR WORSE.

MUCH MUCH WORSE..."

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)13:06 No. 679489 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "OH THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

BORIS SNEAKILY CASTED OUTGROWN YOURSELF AND BRITTLE ME BONES. I CAN HEAR THE AWFUL SOUND OF KILLO'S BONES CRUSHING UNDER HIS OWN WEIGHT.

EVEN WITHOUT AUDIOMANCY! JEEZ!

I AM SO GLAD I CAME UP WITH THIS TOURNAMENT!"

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)13:07 No. 679490 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND FOR A FINISHER, THE PEAK OF MEDICAL AND MEAT MAGIC: THE MEAT DRAGOLEM!

OUCH STRAIGHT FOR THE NOSE. AND WE ALL KNOW THAT'S WHERE THE CLOWN KEEP THEIR HEART!

AND SPARE KEYS!

BORIS WINS!"

Gnuk 2015/10/26(Mon)13:10 No. 679492 ID: c08db9
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "TIME TO CHOOSE YOUR REWARD, BORIS.

HERE ARE THE CHOICES: CLOWNMANCY, FRATAMANCY, DISCO MAGIC, ACID MAGIC, OVINOMANCY, MUSCLE WIZARDRY, COLOUR MAGIC, NINJA MAGIC AND SIZE MAGIC!

BE CAREFUL AND CHOOSE WISELY. THE NEXT ROUND IS GOING TO BE THE SEMIFINAL!

YOU ARE GOING TO MEET MAGICIANS AND WIZARDS AS STRONG AS YOU, MAYBE EVEN STRONGER!"

Sizeomancy!

Ninja or acid magic

Acid Magic because DNA is an acid. We can bring about some terrifying shit when combined with Medical Magic.

>>679492
musclewizardry, our lame physique's nearly gotten us flattened twice now

>>679492
Ninja Magic. Throwing stars will make up for our lack of ranged options, and it's a heaping helping of stealth and evasion on top of that.

Muscle.

Gotta keep the M Magic strong

Muscle magic.

Muscle.

Muskle magic. Gotta get them gains.

Muscle magic, obviously. Gotta keep the M streak!

Muscle magic, so we can GET BIG!

muscle+meat+meds = genetically modified beef. modified with mega muscles.

Muscle magic, for added alliterative appeal!

>>679500
Seconded. Smart move!

>>679492
Muscle magic, not only can we get buff and shit, but our opponents can get weak.

>>679553
Medicine, meat, metal, muscle. I agree.

>ninja or muscle
WWWWHHHYYYYY MUST I CHOOSE??? I want muscles but ninja sounds more useful so I'll go with that

Holy shit i just realized that cancer mages become muscle wizards through disease
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Muscle_Wizard#Cancer_Mage

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)05:37 No. 679620 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND MUSCLE MAGIC IT IS!

AND NOW! LET'S START THE SEMIFINALS!

BORIS DEATHLASER, THE MEDICINE MASTER VERSUS MATILDA THE MERRY MUTATION MAGE!"

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)05:39 No. 679621 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "FIGHT!"

Mutation Mage? Cast Surgical Emergency, you must rid her of her potentially lethal mutations for her own good.

Applied Eugenics should stop her from spreading those impure genes.

hrrrm...
We could do as the baron showed us and go HAMmer Time&Meatshield to engage in melee.
I feel like we want this person dealt with quickly rather than slowly.

Let's try SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER once again, with her as the target. If it hits, we can combo it with a CARDIAC ARREST since the lungs are close to the heart, and thus getting some charge from the thunder.

Prep them for surgery! Transmogrify their UV suit into a patient gown!

Any mutagenic disease you give her will only make her stronger.

As a medic, you're obligated to use EXPERIMENTAL CHEMOTHERAPY on your target.

Let's see how she likes a placebo saline solution TO THE EYES.

Use MUSCLE MAGIC and ROIDS to give HULK STRENGTH and then THUNDER CLAP!

>>679621
kiss her you fool

Seduce her with your grade a man meat

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)11:46 No. 679646 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND MATILDA MAKES THE FIRST MOVE!

OR...

DOES SHE?

SHE SEEMS IN PAIN MORE THAN ANYTHING. MAYBE IS SOMETHING RELATED TO HER NUCLEAR MAGIC?"

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)11:46 No. 679647 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "YEAH I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IS NOT RELATED TO ANY OF THE MAGIC SHE HAS AVAILABLE!"

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)11:47 No. 679648 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "OK.

THAT HAPPENED.

WHAT THE FUCK TIDDLYWINKS?"

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)11:50 No. 679649 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "YEAH, SURE TIDDLYWINKS. SINCE YOU ALSO KILLED MATILDA, I GUESS WE CAN JUST SKIP THE SEMIFINALS.

ALRIGHT THEN!

TIME FOR THE FINAL CONFRONTATION!

BORIS DEATHLASER, MASTER OF MEDICINE, VERSUS TIDDLYWINKS, THE GOREMANCER!

FIGHT!"

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)11:56 No. 679653 ID: c48e9d
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "YOU ARE A DICK, AREN'T YOU TIDDLYWINKS?

NOW I SEE WHY YOU PICKED METAMANCY, RULE MAGIC AND DIMENSION MAGIC.

GOOD JOB! THAT'S THE RIGHT SPIRIT IF YOU WANT TO BECOME THE NEW OMNIMNANCER!"

rolled 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1 = 14

---

Well if he is going to get rules-lawyery about it, I notice that "an even number on a die" does not specify the number of rolls.

Well Matilda is dead meat, and the body is still here because we didn't have a round end to teleport. Therefore we should use Medical, Meat, and Metal to cast ARISE, raising Matilda as a vengeful zombie wizard.

And if he tries to gore-port into us we can digest him by using Muscle, Medical, and Meat for a MONSTER METABOLISM.

rolled 0 = 0

---

Hey, 0 is an even number.

Muscle is Meat. Muscle is Metal. Muscle is Medical.
I want to combine all these into Perfect Muscle. Then kill him in one punch, administered at lightning speed.

rolled 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1 = 7

---

We are muscle wizard now. We cast Fist.

rolled 4, 1, 1, 4 = 10

---

ROID up and METAL those hands, we're casting the ultimate muscle magic spell, DOUBLE FIST!

rolled 0 + 2 = 2

---

Medical magic: heal the carnage. Revive Tiddlywinks' slain foes so he can reap what he sews.

rolled 0 = 0

---

Moved by the death of your lover. Awaken your hidden death laser powers. Combine DEATH LASER with RESURRECTION(Medicine+Meat+Muscle) to create INFINITE DEATH LASER trapping your foe in an eternal cycle of life and death.

rolled 53 = 53

---

Summon a meat monster with rabies and an extensive vocabulary.

Attempt to use Matilda's mutation powers on yourself, turning your fists into quantum sub-brains capable of punching reality itself.

rolled 1 = 1

---

Use Organ Donation to put parts of Tiddlywinks back into Matilda.

rolled 6, 4, 3, 3, 6, 2 = 24

---

Revive Matilda with a massive mixture of Medicine, Meat, Muscle, and Metal for the Ultimate Monster.

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)04:56 No. 679829 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "LOOKS LIKE THEY FIGURED OUT THE LOOPHOLES OF YOUR PLANS, TIDDLYWINKS!

AAAAAAND USING THE COMBINATION OF MAGIC, MATILDA'S CORPSE RISES AGAIN! SHE GRABS TIDDLYWINKS, STOPPING HIM FROM AVOIDING THE NEXT ATTACK!"

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)04:59 No. 679831 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "A POWERFUL BLOW FROM BORIS!"

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)05:00 No. 679832 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "BUT IT SEEMS THAT TIDDLYWINKS' ARM-AGEDDON SPELL CAME THROUGH ANYWAY!

HOPE YOU DIDN'T NEED THOSE ARMS, BORIS!"

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)05:01 No. 679834 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND TIDDLYWINKS TRIES AGAIN TO CHANGE THE RULES! LET'S SEE IT IF WORKS THIS TIME, GOREMANCER!"

>>678701
Use Prototype Prostheses to get cool cyborg limbs.

cast Tracheotomy to open his throat and make him stop changing the rules!

>>678701
Cauterize your stumps to stop the blood loss, use allergic reaction to make him allergic to blood, nerve damage to make him drop his wand and make some meat golems to help attack since they won't be affected by his goremancy too much,

>>678709
Surgery magic! Living donor! Amputate tiddlywink's arms onto our stumps, and leave him with bloody stumps.

We also steal his wand. and his magic.

rolled 55 = 55

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>>679647
Conjure Meat Arms with Metal chainsaws and gigantic psychic fists, and attach them using prosthetic surgery, and then induce schizophrenia using Tiddlywinks' stressed mind and some basic malaria.

>>1
Medical metal muscles. Arm yourself, cyborg style.

>>678701
Diagnose him with both hemophilia and hypertension. Between an inability to properly clot and high blood pressure even a nose bleed can be dangerous.

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)13:54 No. 679900 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND IT SEEMS YOU SHOULD HAVE STUDIED THIS BETTER, TIDDLYWINKS!

AND I'M SURE BORIS NEW ARMS ARE IMMUNE TO YOUR GORE MAGIC!


OH BOY THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS!

NICE!"

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)13:55 No. 679901 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND BORIS IMMEDIATELY PAYS FOR HIS ATTACK, SUFFERING FROM COLLATERAL GUT REACTION!

BOTH CONTESTANT SEEMS TO BE IN REALLY BAD SHAPE!"

Gnuk 2015/10/28(Wed)13:57 No. 679903 ID: c8bdae
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "BUT OF COURSE AS A GOREMANCER, VIOLENCE AND BLOOD HAVE NO EFFECT ON TIDDLYWINKS.

AGAIN WITH THE SPECIAL RULES? LET'S SEE IF THAT WORKS, TIDDLYWINKS.

ON THE OTHER SIDE, BORIS SEEMS TO BE IN ACTUAL PAIN, GUESS HAVING YOUR ENTRAILS EXPLODE OUT OF YOU COULD HAVE THAT EFFECT!"

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!

>>679903
as you say MADAM, but you don't seem to have much of an EYE for this sort of thing I must say.

quick summon a stage under TIDDLYWINKS with your metal magic and put it at just the right angle so all the pyrotechnic stage effect blast him into ash. Then use EMERGENCY ROOM to teleport yourself to your pocket dimension to patch yourself up.

>palindrome
You weren't very specific there, Tiddlywinks. If you meant the post number has to be a palindrome: >>1
If you meant the post itself has to contain a palindrome, your post >>679903 contains the word "palindrome".
And >>679906 contains text that is a palindrome.

There, bases covered.

>what do
Encase Tiddlywinks in metal. We may not be able to kill him by reducing him to gore, but we can seal the smooshed puddle in. Also, if it starts off molten, it'll cauterize all his gore.

>>679906
thank you.
So, muscle, metal and medical.
...I wonder if we could work Metal into doing some sort of soul-punching trick? OR better yet stop his magicks so that he dies from being a disembodied pile of organs and head.
Or...We could find a way to blind him or something like that.
Let the Eyes have it!

>>679906
You have a major wound while your enemy is made of bloody unprocessed meat. These both can be solved with two schools of magic in one spell: cast CURE.

>>679906
I think we should probably patch up with some Medical Magic. Emergency Surgery!

Also, it seems other suggesters are missing Twiddlywink's weak point: He needs his wand to cast! BREAK THAT WAND.

>>679906
Oh right we can also apply a Medical Leech to Twiddlywinks. Suck all that blood out of him to give him a bloodless death.

>>679906
Racecar. Just in case.
Boris, look at this guy. You know what he is?
A DORK.
I'm pretty sure BULLYING DORKS is a subset of muscle magic. Do that!

>>679906
Physician, heal thyself! Cast IRON LUNG to keep yourself alive until you can receive medical attention!

SHRIVEL Tiddlywinks' pile of organs with your muscle magic so he has nothing left to work with.

And snap that dumb wand in half this time.

>>679906
In order to prevent Tiddlywinks' goremancy from affecting you through pain, cast Morphine Overload on yourself. Pain can't stop you if you don't feel pain.

rolled 27 = 27

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>>96173
Oh ho, you ho oh u oy. Also, let's REPAPER your stomach with pregnancy tests.

Boris... it's almost time.

BEGIN FORCED REGENERATION ON HIS BRAIN CELLS, CONNECT RAW UNPROCESSED MEAT TO HIS NEURAL TISSUE, PUNCH HIM IN THE BRAIN WITH MAGIC GUITAR FISTS, AND IF POSSIBLE, MUTATE HIS INTESTINES INTO APPENDICES!!!

>>679903
>>679909
Cast DOCTER, HEAL THY SELF
Other ideas: Cast coagulant to turn his own blood against him. Cast BLOOD DONATION to to negate any blood loss we suffer.

>>680027
Hmm, let's see if this works. A Dog! A Panic in a Pagoda!

Cast GAUZE BINDING to get your guts back in and get that guy's gore under control!

>>679906
So we need something goreless. Let us go medieval on his ass and prescribe leeches, leeches, and more leeches. Suck him dry boys, and go ahead and forget to wash your hands properly.

Gnuk 2015/10/29(Thu)13:17 No. 680049 ID: 6b0fee
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "LOOKS LIKE BORIS (AND FRIENDS) HAVE FOUND YOUR WEAKNESS, TIDDLYWINKS.

FROM RAG TO LEECHES IS CASTED BY DEATHLASER, COVERING THE BLOODY REMAINS OF TIDDLYWINKS! DRAINING THE GOREMANCER FROM HIS BLOOD AND BLOCKING HIS NEW RULEMANCY SPELL!"

Gnuk 2015/10/29(Thu)13:19 No. 680051 ID: 6b0fee
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "WHICH GIVES ENOUGH TIME FOR BORIS TO CAST IRON MANDEN, TURNING HIMSELF IN A BLOODLESS METAL-BOT!

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MIGHT BE THE REAL END!"

Gnuk 2015/10/29(Thu)13:20 No. 680052 ID: 6b0fee
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "BUT BORIS WANTS TO END IN GLORY! THE CUMULATIVE POWERS OF MEAT, MEDICINE, MAGIC AND MUSCLE MAGIC IN A SINGLE SPELL! THE MEAT-A-MAGIC!"

Gnuk 2015/10/29(Thu)13:22 No. 680054 ID: 6b0fee
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND WITH THIS, THE ROUND IS OVER!

BORIS DEATHLASER, MASTER OF MEDICINAL MAGIC IS THE CHAMPION!

AND MY NEW FUTURE APPRENTICE!

DO YOU WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, BORIS? TO THE REST OF THE MAGES THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT OR DIDN'T WANT TO PARTECIPATE, BEFORE I REMOVE YOU FROM EXISTENCE SO THAT I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO BECOME A OMNIMANCER?"

Should maybe we do our craft and practice medicine on the losers? (Well, not Tiddlywinks). It's our calling, after all, and we can afford to magnanimous in victory since we're becoming all powerful.

"THE DOKTOR... IS IN!"

>>680054
"That was pretty fucked up and also pretty fun. Shame about radiation chick though, she seemed like a fun rival matchup."

Use Metal Magic to summon a mic and then drop it.

Boris.

It's time.

Transform your hands into Massive Metal Meaty Medically-Magnified Mitts.

And equip yourself with your father's gigantic DeathLaser Pistols that shoot Lasers of Death.

Kill Tim The FRAUD before he KILLS YOU AND STEALS YOUR POWERS WITH HIS FRAUDAMANCY!

>>680056
This.

>>680054
>BEFORE I REMOVE YOU FROM EXISTENCE

Wait, what?

>>680060
This will do.

>>680056
This,
>>680060
then this.

Aquire Metamancy from Tiddlyminks and unmask yourself. Reveal to the world you were Tim the Omnimancer the whole time, and you're still on top of the game bitches.

>>680070
you must be unbound from creation to learn the power of omnimancy.

>>680056
THIS

>>680076
the best plan

Magic is cool if you like magic you're cool.
Also don't be an ass like Tiddlywinks.

Gnuk 2015/10/30(Fri)05:59 No. 680163 ID: c866b8
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Gnuk 2015/10/30(Fri)06:02 No. 680164 ID: c866b8
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "REVIVING THE OTHER CONTESTANTS, EH?

IT'S ALRIGHT. YOU'LL EVENTUALLY GET OVER YOUR MORALS AFTER THE FIRST MILLENNIA!"

Gnuk 2015/10/30(Fri)06:07 No. 680166 ID: c866b8
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "I WAS GOING TO RESET REALITY ANYWAY AFTER REMOVING US FROM EXISTANCE, JUST TO BE CLEAR. IT WOULD BE A WASTE IF THOSE TYPE OF MAGIC WOULD DISAPPEAR FROM THE MULTIVERSE!

TO ALL OF YOU WIZARDS! THANKS FOR YOUR PARTECIPATION! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, ON THE NEW WILD WIZARD TOURNAMENT THAT WILL BE HELD BY EITHER ME OR BY THE FUTURE NEW OMNIMANCER, YOUNG BORIS HERE!

IF HE SURVIVES THE TRAINING, OF COURSE!

TIM OUT!!!"

WILD WIZARD TOURNAMENT: END

standing slow claps
sublime...

10/10 would wizard again.

Great quest!

Can't wait for part 2, if it happens!