Flint Ironwing

Awkrk Awk

Blackwing Darkraven

SPIRALLING TALON OF DEATH

Bob

>>66404
Dirk Strongtalon

ICCAWly

Hrókr

Mr Crowly

Edward Alexander

Koli

Jim.

Jim the crow.

Jim Crow.

Crowley

Crow T. Robot

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)15:09 No. 66424 ID: dda9dd
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>>66418
This...

Ceaver 2009/10/18(Sun)15:09 No. 66425 ID: 15f6d6
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Fint Awkrk Blackwing StrongTalon(of Death) Hrókr Alexander Koli is a fitting name for such a magnificent bird

Everybody will just call you Jim.

Okay, step two. your love! How to win her heart?!

Peep O'Marshmallow

>>66425
Serenade her with the song of your people.

>>66425
Gifts of eyes, dependable backup, and haunting songs.
Also dead things.
Find out what she likes.

>>66425
Do what crows do best (I assume): Loot shiny stuff and give it to her. Wimmenz loev da shiney shit.

>>66425

Fly over and squak loudly at her!

Make a heug pile of shineys. She loev many shinneys.

Fly over and say "PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP"

>>66425
Show her how intelligent we are. IE: Crack tough nuts with cars.

Ceaver 2009/10/18(Sun)15:22 No. 66451 ID: 15f6d6
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G.. go sing to her?! Oh. My. GOD! I can't do that! She.. she's like, mega super hot! LOOK AT HER!

Okay, shiny stuff or eyeballs. Oh god yes, delicious eyeballs. Yeah. Okay. Look, I could go to the building parts, or the park, or the docks? Which one should I go to?!

>>66451
Dock have many fish... many eyes, fish not try to escape.

>>66441
Even better. Crack tough cars with nuts.

>>66451

Park. Best place for shinies.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)15:25 No. 66456 ID: 12f282
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>>66451
Go to PARK.
Hope you meet a FAIRY with awesometacular DANCE SKILLS.

Squeegy 2009/10/18(Sun)15:32 No. 66465 ID: 73ad2b
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Plagiarism!

PLAY FREEBIRD!

Ceaver 2009/10/18(Sun)15:39 No. 66472 ID: 15f6d6
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(Dude, those are pidgeons. Pidgeons are fucking dumb! I'm a crow, we're like, super smart and shit!)

OKAY guys! Here is the park all down below me and shit! There is a gazeebo, and a little bridge, and some thick woods and stuff!!!!!! What looks good?!!!!

>>66472

Northwest of the gazeebo there's a shiny! Go there!

>>66472
GAZEEBO is clearly the correct choice.
Fly, young crow! Eyeballs and shinies await!

>>66472
Avoid the gazebo like your life depends on it. Because it does. Because it will EAT YOU.

Ceaver 2009/10/18(Sun)16:01 No. 66496 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, so, right down next to the gazebo and- WHAT THE FUCK!

>>66496

Land on his head and see if you can get those eyes out of his head. Watch out for the hands!

>>66496
zombie has a shinney, so bright and yellow.

>>66496
Mmmm, eyeballs and shinies. What, nobody said getting them was going to be easy. Put all your amazing crow skills to work, buddy.

It's a pirate! Pirates means booty! Booty means more of those shiny things close by!

Ceaver 2009/10/18(Sun)16:23 No. 66518 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, that ring was easy enough! I'm gonna need, like, a plan or some shit to take care of that eye, unless there is like, a super awesome plan you guys have?!

Land on top of the head and bend down to grab it. Keep a eye out for the hands.

Find one without arms, unmoving or a severed head. Also, what was that twinkling to the north of the gazebo? Obeserve from a tree.

>>66521

This seems like a good idea. Except for the twinkling object. We're holding it.

>>66521
wait.. you didn't bother to tell us the city is now zombie town... when did this happen?

I mean, I know they're humans and its pretty hard to tell when they go weird but still.

Ceaver 2009/10/18(Sun)16:44 No. 66529 ID: 15f6d6
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It looks like a bunch of shiny teeth in that one over there. I... I'm not sure if going after shiny teeth is such a great idea.

Oh, yeah, I didn't think it was too important. All the humans went to sleep about six months ago or so. For the first couple months, they would wake up when some more would come to the city, but they've all been asleep for a while now, unless you get too close! Silly humans!

So, uh, guys, we've got WAY more important shit to deal with! Is this ring enough? You guys are gonna have to look for ones without arms and stuff! Keep your eyes peeled!

>>66529
fly over to tree above that other shinney... looks like watch... see if human is sleepy...

>>66529

Bring the ring to your fair maiden.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)17:15 No. 66556 ID: 15f6d6
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OKAY! GOIN IN FOR THE CLOSE! Yeah, like I said! LOOKS LIKE SHINY TEETH!

You guys NOTICE anything else though? Should I go for it? Go for the eye? Get the hell out? IM SO CONFUSED!!!!

>>66529
Umm, is that a lot of people there on the right? Maybe we should go find something else.

>>66556
lets not try and steal teeth... to risky... could bite... and I see many wanderings behind you... many unsleepers.

>>66556
Lots and lots of ones with arms and legs in the woods, watching the one with no arms and shiny teeth. Kinda dangerous.

I'd say to get out of there.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)17:35 No. 66572 ID: 15f6d6
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OKAY! GETTIN OUT! It's a good thing you guys noticed those things were GETTING CLOSER since I SHOWED UP! That's the kind of thing I'm LIKELY TO OVERLOOK! So, Check out the Docks or the Downtown, or will this be enough, do you think?

>>66572
wear bling on leg, procure more bling downtown.

End of Chapter one Ceaver 2009/10/18(Sun)18:08 No. 66590 ID: 15f6d6
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There might be danger ahead for Jim Crow, but her presence alone is already twice all that.

>>66576
Pioneer crow themed rap career
Reign in that corvus bootay

((Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtmLVP0HvDg ))

The Crowmanticar, Chapter 2 Ceaver 2009/10/24(Sat)18:35 No. 69207 ID: 15f6d6
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Name: Jim Crow
Age: 6 years
Interests: That other crow who is totally hot, Shiny things, eyeballs.

>So guys, here I am! Where should I land? Do you see anything promising?

>>69207
Try that rather dark window.

>>69207
Well there's some orange thing to the left, and a broken window in that building ahead and to the right.

>>69207

Check out that red smudge.

Ceaver 2009/10/24(Sat)19:04 No. 69219 ID: 15f6d6
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Yeah, here's some red stuff right here! It looks like fresh blood! I haven't seen any *fresh* blood in ages!

>>69219
Follow, lets find and watch. These new sleepymans no fun to watch, just growl and sleep.

Old walkytalkymans much more interesting to watch, and they drop french fries all the time.

>>69219

Follow the blood. But be careful.

>>69219
Instead of directly following it, look over the edge away from the blood. Something could be waiting in ambush!

Ceaver 2009/10/24(Sat)19:29 No. 69230 ID: 15f6d6
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Alright, I'd better check this out! It could be super important!

I check real carefully before I peek over. There is tons of fog all over the place down here, so I can't see super far!

There's a ... I have no idea what the hell that is!

It's sort of flying, but it moves like a fish. It's got some little blooding things in it's uh... whiskers? I don't know!

>>69230
Looks interesting enough. Fly down there and try and communicate with it. Who knows maybe it can give you some tips on girls, not that you don't have that pretty much mastered, but hey, the more you know right?

>>69230
keep far away from it at all costs
try not to be seen

Go and look at it. Keep a safe distance.

try to shit on it

Ceaver 2009/10/24(Sat)19:48 No. 69240 ID: 15f6d6
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Alright! I'll go check this guy out and like, either shit on him or try to ask him about girls or something!

Uh, he's pretty fast! and, like, uh? Maybe he wants a hug?

>>69240
D'aaaaaww (s)he's adorable!

>>69240

Shit on him and go somewhere else!

calculate his airspeed and identify the right moment to shit in his mouth.

While attempting to shit on this thing, make certain it does not shit on you. That would be a bad day right there.

>>69240
Sit on his nose and say hi! Introduce yourself, Jim, we can poop on him later.

Ceaver 2009/10/24(Sat)20:09 No. 69252 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay! I'm gonna shit on this guy! I'll go right for the mouth! This will be so -urk!

>>69252
FFFF-

Shit self.

I would suggest leaving this place fast. Whatever it is, it seems unfriendly and somewhat hungry, which is not a good combination.

You can, however, gain it's friendship and trust as well as removing the hunger issue by taking a huge shit in it's mouth. This can't possibly go wrong.

>>69252

Say hello!

Ceaver 2009/10/24(Sat)20:22 No. 69258 ID: 15f6d6
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Next time, I'm not gonna say hello with my anus. I totally shit on this guy though!

He's goin' really fast! woo!

>"k-hey, guy!"

Ceaver 2009/10/24(Sat)20:35 No. 69260 ID: 15f6d6
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Man! Holy shit what the crap! I can sort of see that he's got some bloody thingums in his other grabbindoodles. Where the heck are we going?

>"HELLO, YOU! I'M NOT A GUY, THOUGH."

Oh shit, guys! For real?!

trust me, you did the right thing by shitting on him, chicks dig crows who shit on people.

"Well, hello lady. Wh-why is a girl like you hanging around such a place?" Romance it, nothing will go wrong. You'll still get your lady crow in the end. Romancing things has a lot more benefits then getting the girl of your dreams. For example, she'll probably let you go if she likes you enough.

>>69260

Say "of course you're not! I should have been able to tell from your sleek tentacles! Do you maintain those every day? Very cute!"

compliment her by telling her the human body entangled in her tentacles is very becoming

Ceaver 2009/10/24(Sat)21:02 No. 69267 ID: 15f6d6
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>"So, uh, what is a g-girl like you doing in a place like this, huh? Also, your canticles are like, cute, and that totally gross drippy thing is uh, is uh"

Guys, I don't think I can do this! Firstly, it's like I'm betraying my love, and seco-

HOLY SHIT SHE JUST JUMPED UP AND GRABBED A DUDE OFF THE ROOF!

was the guy already dead?

Ceaver 2009/10/24(Sat)21:16 No. 69270 ID: 15f6d6
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The dudes totally aren't dead. The ones in her grabber dealies are squirmin like crazy! I didn't even see that dude up there until she like, jumped up and OH GOD SHE'S LICKING ME!

>'SO NICE OF YOU TO SAY SO, LITTLE GUY! IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE HEARD A KIND WORD. HERE, LET ME CLEAN THOSE FEATHERS FOR YOU!'

Guys. This is so not cool!

>>69267
HOLY SHIT DUDE HOLY SHIT!! That was sweeeet!

Tell her this. Tell her that that maneuver was fucking ace, brah!

>>69270
Ask her why she's hugging the talkymen.

>>69270

Say you'd like to preen her tentacles for her. She's quite the lovely fish demon.

>>69270
Go with the flow, little crow dude! Compliment her grabbing abilities, and thank her for the bath - this is better than being squished.

explain to her that you had a horrific experience with tenticles when you were a young crow and ask her to let go before you get falshbacks.

Ceaver 2009/10/24(Sat)21:42 No. 69277 ID: 15f6d6
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Ugh, this is so gross. I don't even know how you'd preen a tentacle though.
>"so, like, that grab was totally aces, by the way, but I'm like, scared of testicles because when I was a kid, and, uh why're you grabbin' these du-"
OH GOD I CAN'T DO THIS! This is, like, super hella gross, for real. How many tongues does she HAVE?

>"Well, some of the returned dead gain sentience and shed their skin. I am collecting them, but work talk is so boring. Won't you come to my house with me? We can talk about whatever you'd like there."

>>69277

"That sounds delightful"

>>69277
DUDE! SHES MUST HAVE LIKE... A THOUSAND EYEBALLS! Go with her, collect to your hearts content.

>>69277
Go back to her house with her. You kinda, like, don't have much of a choice?

>>69277
Say maybe you would like to talk to her later but you have to get back to your lady crow friend.

the Cromanticar, End of Chapter 2 Ceaver 2009/10/24(Sat)22:11 No. 69289 ID: 15f6d6
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Her behavior is just... part of her charm. ugh.

>'So, yeah, let's go back to your place, but uh, just so you know, I've got a special lady I've got to get back to.'

>"Oh, honey, don't you worry about her."

>>69289
I am moderately terrified about hwere this is going.

>>69289
>"Oh, honey, don't you worry about her."

OH FUCK.

BAD END. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD END!

>>69295
If its not human is it still xenophelia? Not bad end yet.

Come on, Jim. You know you want her.

Crowmantimania, Chapter 3 Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)13:29 No. 71265 ID: 15f6d6
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...Okay, seriously, what the shit is going on here?

>>71265
Embrace merciful insanity, this way you might actually enjoy whatever comes next.
Probably not though, consider ways for suicide as backup plan.

>>71265
Dodge floating letters.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)13:47 No. 71268 ID: 15f6d6
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Crap, she almost hit those!

>"Oh no, here comes Geruin, this guy is so aggravating"

>"Hey! Hey Unia! Hey! Wow! You caught a whole lot of awakened! You're so cool!"

She whispers to me,

>"Ugh, seriously, how do I make this guy leave me alone?"

>>71268
Hell if we know... we're a crow.

>>71268
Suggest other business you have elsewhere?

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)14:00 No. 71272 ID: 15f6d6
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Oh god seriously? I have to give relationship advice to this thing? Really?

>"Just tell him you've got important shit to do"

>"HAY UH I'VE GOT IMPORTANT UH I've Got to bring these Awakened to the thing"

He doesn't seem too deterred.

>"WELL HEY! Can I come with you? Like, go over there with you?"

tell him its a part of a top secret project to do stuff and fulfill that one thing but hes not allowed to be apart of it

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)14:18 No. 71278 ID: 15f6d6
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I whisper that shit all over her like, KAPOW!

>"ITS A SECRET! You, Specifically, can't know about it."

>"WHATS THAT THING YOU GOT THERE CAN I SEE THAT THING?"

Ugh, damn, this guy is a pain in the ass.

>>71278
He can already see 'that thing' but no touching, important business and such.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)14:31 No. 71283 ID: 15f6d6
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>"You can see him just fine from there."

>"Come onnnn... Just let me play with it a little bit. What is it, what does it do?"

Oh fuck me! Oh shitballs! Fuckdicks! This is like, really unpleasant guys!

>>71283
Don't make noise, the more interesting you look, the more he will want to play with you.

>>71285
This, but also make yourself uncomfortable to the touch to him.

Peck that damn tendril of his as hard as you can.

>>71287
Careful he might rip us apart on reflex, tell him to let us go or we shall be very cross!

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)14:52 No. 71298 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, I try really hard to be still and then I peck the shit out of him!

Whatsherface gets really upset!

>"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH HIM YOU STUPID JERK! YOU ARE AN AGGRAVATING LITTLE ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW THAT? AND YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BROKE HIM. JUST..JUST GO THE HELL AWAY!"

Wow... that was fucking harsh.

>"But... Unia..."

>>71283
Shit on him!
Tell her to shit on him!

>>71298
He's just excited.. its probably you making him excited.

Tell her you're okay and tell her that it's alright so long as nobody got hurt. It's not like he meant to almost break you in half right?

>>71298
Tell her that, like, she can let go of us now or something? We'll stay with her and stuff - I mean, we just went through a dimensional portal, where the hell else are we gonna go?

>>71306
That'll learn 'im!

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)15:16 No. 71314 ID: 15f6d6
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>"So, hey. Uh, You can let me go now, right?"

>"Oh cutey, I'm not lettin' you go. Besides, you couldn't keep up with me."

Hey, uh... guys.

This might be really stupid of me to say, but uh. Maybe I should have tried to hook those two up instead of shitting in that guy's eye.

I don't actually WANT to get molested by this chick, you know?

Oh, and we're going in this thing now.

>>71314
Only one of use told you to shit at him... don't always listen to the first voice. Seriously.

I duno, you could have some really bad ass looking kids. Think of it, giant crows with the power to manipulate space and time. I say let it happen man.

>>71316
Are you suggesting... DEEP CROOOOOW??

>>71316
Live up to your name sake man, its time to make your name known not just in a city but around the cosmos. The Strongtalon name shall go down in history. And you shall be the first!

Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/11/01(Sun)15:32 No. 71321 ID: d1210a
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>>71319
I SHALL CAW THE CAW OF THE APOCALYPSE

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)15:33 No. 71323 ID: 15f6d6
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Alright, I gotta be real careful, but I'm not all that smart when it comes to people.

Now shes dropped me in this uh, thing room with uh...

>"Okay, sweet cheeks. you stay right here, I have to take care of some stuff."

So, seriously, I should go for it? Thats like... how would that even work?

Well, you just jam it in I suppose.

>>71323
Good question, you should ask the first time you get a chance. But not now, now we wait for her to do business with Mr.???

>>71323
Right now you shoulda kinda sorta worry about this skinless human thing first - the awesome sexings can wait.

Keep your distance, but maybe say hello?

>>71321
>APOCAWLYPSE
fixed

>>71323
Say hello to the evolved zombie thing.

Gracious, that fellow has no skin!

Well first you go find her eggs then you fertilize them I think. Isn't that how crows reproduce? This thing looks like the type of thing to make eggs. Don't worry, you don't have to love her to make Deep Crows at all.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)15:53 No. 71334 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay guys, Crows totally put it in, just so you know. My cloaca inverts all up in her cloaca, and then she lays fertilized eggs, just so you know.

GOD! I'm blushing.

>"khey there, kguy. Kwhy don't you kkome over khere?"

>"Hey. You don't have any skin."

>"Kwhy don't you kkome khere? I kkan tell you something kh.. nice."

>>71333
Do not get any closer to it.

>>71334
Can't you tell us nice things from here?

You can say from over there. What are you a pet?

No need to be rude - go right ahead and give him a handshake.

>>71334
Unless you have candy we can hear just fine over here thanks.

>>71334
You can hear him fine from right there.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)16:10 No. 71345 ID: 15f6d6
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>"Yeah, Okay buddy, unless you've got candy I'm not interested. I can hear you just fine from here. What are you anyway?"

>"KhI wance was a khman. I was kkhilled by the khundead, but my mind was not kkhompletely subsumed. I began to khthink for khmyself, and kwith a great khrending of flesh, I was khreaborn and I khawakened!"

>"then I got kh... khaught."

It reaches all up in its guts.

>"I don't have any kkandy, but khere is some nice liver for khyou."

>>71345
I don't think we want that, it's probably diseased.

>>71345
Don't you, kind of need that liver? I mean, you were just using it.

>>71345
So liek does she know all about this? Or are you the only one he's told?

>>71345
Aw, that's nice of him. It'd be rude not to accept the liver, go ahead.

>>71345
Groady liver! Yuck!

So like, what's the big deal with being awakened anyway? Why are there even any zombies in the first place? Humans are weird.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)16:34 No. 71371 ID: 15f6d6
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>"no thanks, guy. Plus, don't you, like, need that?"

>"Khnot really. KhI'll just khleave it kright there."

He slides it across the floor.

>"So, uh, big fishes know about all that stuff you told me?"

>"Khyeah. Kthey started to show khup kwhen kwe started to khawaken."

>"So, guy, what's up with being awakened? What's up with the dead humans anyway?"

>"Khwell, I don't khknow the specifics of kwhen the plauge began. Kwhen kyou've been bitten, thoughk, at first it is khlike a dreamkh. Kyou khkant really fokhus on kwhat is going on. If khyou are strong enoughkh, thougkh, kyou khkan beging to khwake up."

>"Khwant to get out of khere? I thinkh there might be a kkhey thoughk khone of these passages."

>>71371
You're totally not gonna eat me or anything, are you? Why are the fish collecting you guys anyway - what are they?

>>71371
As good as escaping would be, you have no idea where you are, much less how to get out. The only sensible option is to stay in here.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)16:54 No. 71384 ID: 15f6d6
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>"So, you're not gonna eat me or anything? Whats up with the fish anyway?"

>"Khwell, khafter khwe began to khawaken, the fog khkame. Kyou had to khave noticed the fog."

>"Yeah, guy, I totally did notice that shit!"

(I did too. There is fog all over the place).

>"thkhe fish khmake the fog. Khit is kwhat they khuse to fly khon. Sooo.... khready to khelp me get out of khere yet?"

>"Nah, I'mma just chill here."

So, should I really chill here guys, and wait for whatshername, or go poke around?

>>71384
He didn't really answer either of our questions!

So um, either question him some more or poke around a bit. It's cool either way.

Poke around a bit. But don't get too close to him.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)17:14 No. 71396 ID: 15f6d6
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Seriously guys? That is the most unhelpful suggestion ever.

You can see the room, right? There are three holes. I was put in through number 3. I think it's just a long tunnel, though.

>>71396
Yeah, chill out here. Better safe than sorry, and by sorry I mean left behind as she flies away without noticing her loss of passenger therefore leaving you stranded in this abyss forever.

Go in w/e hole sounds like it has the most fucked up shit in it.

>>71396
yeah lets explore some of those holes. I doubt we can leave without the portalfish anyhow.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)17:33 No. 71408 ID: 15f6d6
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Seriously guys? Seriously?

Okay, so there is the hole I came in, I'm pretty sure there is nothing there.

Then there is a little hole up on the ceiling in the no-skin guy's pen

then there is a bigger hole on the wall/ceiling outside of his pen.

I don't know where the fucked up shit is. Do I look like a yellow dude with swords for arms?

>>71408
Go in the bigger hole on the ceiling.

>>71408

Explore dem holes, ADVENTURE!

Number 2, 2 is lucky!

>>71408
Go in the bigger hole outside his pen.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)17:48 No. 71417 ID: 15f6d6
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Geez, finally. Seriously.

Okay, theres like, some blue light or some shit up ahead. I hear some noises.

>"YEAH! RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE!"

Should I keep going? It's kinda creepin me out.

Go for it.

>>71417
Voyeurism time!

Look at whatever is talking!

>>71417
I suggest we chill.

>>71417
Well, you've come this far. Take a peek, but be careful!

Crowmantimania, Chapter 3 End Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)18:20 No. 71431 ID: 15f6d6
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So be it.

>>71431
I came

WHOA.. I wha...i...who..WHOA

>>71431
That's terribly sexy.

>>71432
Yes. Yes, we can see that.

Was it nice?

>>71431
>8I

Crowmanticar IV, Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)16:42 No. 74470 ID: 15f6d6
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Ohman this is super freaking gross. I think they're asleep though.

>>74470
... that big swirly gate. We need to find it and get back to your girl. :<

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)17:01 No. 74492 ID: 15f6d6
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Kay, so, guys, I'm kinda freakin out here. I can either go back the way I came, which is where the freaky fish that caught me will eventually be waiting for me, or I can keep going deeper into this crazy cocoon thing or whatever it is. It looks like there's a really big hole up there. Man. What the hell is that fish gonna do to me?

Back the way we came, she should be back soon. Might be bad if she finds us gone.

>>74492
Bah, go up.

>>74492
Go up.

Go for the big hole.

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)17:11 No. 74504 ID: 15f6d6
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Yeah, I'm going up. Honestly, guys, I'm pretty freaking terrified of getting fishraped, specially after seein' what I just saw.

Okay, theres, like, a few really big holes, and a hole at the very top, and one little hole over on the left. Theres a space fish way up there, it doesn't see me or anything.

Uh, try the top hole. Might as well head up in general, gives you a better view.

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)17:40 No. 74551 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, so it looks like space fish are going in and out of the big holes. Damn, this tunnel is long. I'm startin' to get tired...

I hear some kind of whiny wimper noise coming from the little hole.

The tail on that space fish looks kinda neat!

>>74551
Check out the little hole.

Yeah, this place is huge... Do you think you could fly all the way back to where the portal was if you had to?

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)17:53 No. 74566 ID: 15f6d6
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Yeah, I'll check out the little hole. The tunnel doesn't go down very far. I can't tell if that's a dead end, or a tunnel that goes deeper, but it's super dark.

The colored portally things only appear when the space fish get up to them, and they disappear when the space fish come out again. There's go to be some way to open them, though.

The wimpery noise is coming from the back, there.

>>74566
Say hello to the lil' green eyes. :D

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)18:10 No. 74585 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, I'll hop down into the room and introduce myself.

>"s... sup?"

...


There is a cough sort of sound. Then the voice. The voice is sort of high pitched and mewly.


>"... it hurts"

>>74585
Oh god no.

Stay away from it.

>>74585
Yyyeah. That blood near the darkness is kinda forboding.

Ask it what hurts, but keep your distance.

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)18:26 No. 74603 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, yeah, I'll stay back over here.

>"s-so, uh, so guy, uh... what hurts?"

There is quiet for a minute, and then this -this horrid sobbing.

>"my heart."

...

>"are you a bird?" it mewls plaintively, "can you fly?"

>>74603
Say yes. Get a little closer to see what it is.

It's a CAT.
Get the FUCK out.

>>74603
IX-NAY ON THE OSER-CLAY.

In fact, hop a little back.

Inform it that you can fly quite well, thank you.

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)18:44 No. 74622 ID: 15f6d6
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FUCK! A CAT, SERIOUSLY?

"YEAH BUDDY I CAN FLY REAL GOOD!"

...

>"please help me. It hurts so much. if you can fly, maybe we can ..."

It starts choking or like... gargling or something.

>>74622
... hop up near the exit. Tell it to come out of the shadows. ... but not too close.

Say you're very concerned for your well being and if it wants your help it has to show itself.

>>74622
Oh come on, are you going to abandon someone who's stranded just like you?

Save it. ;_; It's hurting

It is going to spit something at you. Get ready to dodge.

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)18:59 No. 74638 ID: 15f6d6
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I'm Totally ready to dodge. Like, totally!

>"Hey! Uh... You're going to have to come out here if you want my help!"

it keeps choking and stuff. eventually it catches its breath.

>"c... can't. leash around neck..."

Oh. yeah. I probably should have noticed that earlier.

>>74638

Poor cat.

Help the cat. :<

Help it. ;_;

>>74638
This may come back to bite you in the ass. Literally.

Help cat. And ask if it was brought here to bed with one of the fish too.

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)19:28 No. 74684 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay! I'm gonna help this guy!

I'm gonna go up there real cautiously and stuf-

OHSHIT!

>"m... my heart hurts, Mr. Crow"

THERE IS A TONGUE. IN. MY. MOUTH.

IT IS NO A CROW TONGUE!

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)19:30 No. 74687 ID: f4963f
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>>74684
... That's no cat.

Back off!

>>74684
That's no cat.

That's a dog.

Or maybe a small fox.

Backwing away and go "WHOA MAN. WHOA. JUST. WHOA. WHAT THE HELL MAN, WHAT. THE. HELL. SERIOUSLY."

Holy what I dont uh...I..uhh. Just let him finish?

>>74684
That is NOT a cat. That is a DOG.

It is licking your face because it is happy you are helping it. Just tell it to stop, and let it off the leash. Do you think you can carry it while flying?

>>74688

Well, maybe an oddly built cat.

Regardless, back up and ask it what the hell it thinks it's doing. Angrily.

Everything in this world want's to have sex. Best world ever.

well you shove your tounge right back into his mouth. Geeze.

French kiss it.

>>74684
Whoa, tiny dog! Gnarly!

JIM FREE DOG

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)19:50 No. 74715 ID: 15f6d6
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>"HEY HEY HEY! BACK OFF GUY! JIM CROW DOESN'T SWING LIKE THAT!"

uh.. you guys are weird, but now that I think about it, it did feel kinda good.

When I flew back a little it pulled the thing down by its leash.

Oh, poop. Now it's crying.

>"Am i really so hideous that you think i'm male?"

Its ... like, gasping and sobbing all at the same time. like.. uh... ...

"Well i meant towards dogs..uh..that i just met"

>>74715

Apologize and clarify that you meant you don't date outside your own species... that often.

>>74715
I think you're a dog. :<

I'M SORRY. ;_;

But, but, but. I can get you off that leash, if you like.

>>74715

Clarify that you were, uhh, referring to the fact that, uhhhh, you're... different species?

get rid of its leash.

Poor boxdog- er, dog.

Why is she so tiny anyway? Aren't dogs, like, usually huge compared to you?

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)20:06 No. 74760 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, yeah, I'm untying the leash and stuff.

>"Hey, look, it's just that you're a dog and all. You know."

Wow... it's like, really going to town with the crying. Seriously. Now it is, I don't even know the word. Supercrying? Megacrying?

>>74760
Again, hug her.

Alright, straighten her the fuck out. She want's to live, right? Then she better not be a pussy about her appearance to another race she couldn't possibly mother children with. Say "You know what, your gonna make it out of here alive today. Then your going to make love with a wolf of a male, you see and raise the most badass children on the planet. You know why? Because you worked with Jim Crow on busting the fuck outta this place."

Even if your a sensitive type who doesn't want to break any hearts ever, realize that your going to have to sometimes if you wanna be a real crow.

"Don't worry, we're going to get you out of here. It'll be alright. I'm sorry about calling you male, I don't usually stick around long enough to notice stuff like that about things can eat me..."

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)20:31 No. 74807 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, while I get the leash off I'm gonna lay down the law. It looks like the leash was really biting into her neck pretty bad. It had like, partially healed into her. Gross.

>"Uh. Look. You're going to like, fuck a wolf and fucking raise giant wolfbabies and take over the universe, cause you busted out of here with JIM MOTHERFUCKING CROW!"

>"Gkh... kh.. I can't have babies. I dug a hole. It goes between the passages. But it doesn't matter. They did something to my heart. It hurts..."

Sit with her a moment so she can get used to not being necktied.

also so you can ask her some questions.

Jim Crow eh? What are you feelings towards black people?

[Just kidding. Ask what they did, and about the hole.]

Say "Well then we'll fix whatever happened!"

Try to get the leash off anyway.

"Don't worry, I'll help you however I can, just hold on. Now, can you tell me what they did? Do you remember it at all?"

Check out the hole, I guess.

Man we REALLY need to get that leash off of her.

Chapter 4 End Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)21:13 No. 74862 ID: 15f6d6
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Yeah, it's pretty bad. I'm gonna have to pick the pieces that are stuck in there out manually.

It's all warm and wet and slippery, but, like, comforting or something?

>"So, what did they do to you?"

>"Ngh... Can't you just... help me ... gh... heal .. my heart? Tell me that you want this."

>>74862
Ask if she knows how you can heal her heart.

>>74863
psst, she means she wants him to fuck her.

>>74862
This seems familiar somehow.

>>74869
Well yes I am certainly getting that vibe, but there may also be something that is physically hurting her heart, and something such as this might be difficult to assist with, as we are not precisely gifted when it comes to fingers.

Hope 2009/11/08(Sun)21:27 No. 74873 ID: 476456
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:3c

>>74862
Say you want this, thats what she wants.

>>74873
...where is THAT from?

>>75011
You do not want to know.

>>75011
>8|

The largest quest tgchan has ever had.
Starts here: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/500237.html

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)23:28 No. 75030 ID: a5187a
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>>75011

>>75011
>8I