>>71345
Aw, that's nice of him. It'd be rude not to accept the liver, go ahead.

>>71345
Groady liver! Yuck!

So like, what's the big deal with being awakened anyway? Why are there even any zombies in the first place? Humans are weird.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)16:34 No. 71371 ID: 15f6d6
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>"no thanks, guy. Plus, don't you, like, need that?"

>"Khnot really. KhI'll just khleave it kright there."

He slides it across the floor.

>"So, uh, big fishes know about all that stuff you told me?"

>"Khyeah. Kthey started to show khup kwhen kwe started to khawaken."

>"So, guy, what's up with being awakened? What's up with the dead humans anyway?"

>"Khwell, I don't khknow the specifics of kwhen the plauge began. Kwhen kyou've been bitten, thoughk, at first it is khlike a dreamkh. Kyou khkant really fokhus on kwhat is going on. If khyou are strong enoughkh, thougkh, kyou khkan beging to khwake up."

>"Khwant to get out of khere? I thinkh there might be a kkhey thoughk khone of these passages."

>>71371
You're totally not gonna eat me or anything, are you? Why are the fish collecting you guys anyway - what are they?

>>71371
As good as escaping would be, you have no idea where you are, much less how to get out. The only sensible option is to stay in here.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)16:54 No. 71384 ID: 15f6d6
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>"So, you're not gonna eat me or anything? Whats up with the fish anyway?"

>"Khwell, khafter khwe began to khawaken, the fog khkame. Kyou had to khave noticed the fog."

>"Yeah, guy, I totally did notice that shit!"

(I did too. There is fog all over the place).

>"thkhe fish khmake the fog. Khit is kwhat they khuse to fly khon. Sooo.... khready to khelp me get out of khere yet?"

>"Nah, I'mma just chill here."

So, should I really chill here guys, and wait for whatshername, or go poke around?

>>71384
He didn't really answer either of our questions!

So um, either question him some more or poke around a bit. It's cool either way.

Poke around a bit. But don't get too close to him.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)17:14 No. 71396 ID: 15f6d6
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Seriously guys? That is the most unhelpful suggestion ever.

You can see the room, right? There are three holes. I was put in through number 3. I think it's just a long tunnel, though.

>>71396
Yeah, chill out here. Better safe than sorry, and by sorry I mean left behind as she flies away without noticing her loss of passenger therefore leaving you stranded in this abyss forever.

Go in w/e hole sounds like it has the most fucked up shit in it.

>>71396
yeah lets explore some of those holes. I doubt we can leave without the portalfish anyhow.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)17:33 No. 71408 ID: 15f6d6
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Seriously guys? Seriously?

Okay, so there is the hole I came in, I'm pretty sure there is nothing there.

Then there is a little hole up on the ceiling in the no-skin guy's pen

then there is a bigger hole on the wall/ceiling outside of his pen.

I don't know where the fucked up shit is. Do I look like a yellow dude with swords for arms?

>>71408
Go in the bigger hole on the ceiling.

>>71408

Explore dem holes, ADVENTURE!

Number 2, 2 is lucky!

>>71408
Go in the bigger hole outside his pen.

Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)17:48 No. 71417 ID: 15f6d6
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Geez, finally. Seriously.

Okay, theres like, some blue light or some shit up ahead. I hear some noises.

>"YEAH! RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE!"

Should I keep going? It's kinda creepin me out.

Go for it.

>>71417
Voyeurism time!

Look at whatever is talking!

>>71417
I suggest we chill.

>>71417
Well, you've come this far. Take a peek, but be careful!

Crowmantimania, Chapter 3 End Ceaver 2009/11/01(Sun)18:20 No. 71431 ID: 15f6d6
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So be it.

>>71431
I came

WHOA.. I wha...i...who..WHOA

>>71431
That's terribly sexy.

>>71432
Yes. Yes, we can see that.

Was it nice?

>>71431
>8I

Crowmanticar IV, Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)16:42 No. 74470 ID: 15f6d6
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Ohman this is super freaking gross. I think they're asleep though.

>>74470
... that big swirly gate. We need to find it and get back to your girl. :<

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)17:01 No. 74492 ID: 15f6d6
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Kay, so, guys, I'm kinda freakin out here. I can either go back the way I came, which is where the freaky fish that caught me will eventually be waiting for me, or I can keep going deeper into this crazy cocoon thing or whatever it is. It looks like there's a really big hole up there. Man. What the hell is that fish gonna do to me?

Back the way we came, she should be back soon. Might be bad if she finds us gone.

>>74492
Bah, go up.

>>74492
Go up.

Go for the big hole.

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)17:11 No. 74504 ID: 15f6d6
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Yeah, I'm going up. Honestly, guys, I'm pretty freaking terrified of getting fishraped, specially after seein' what I just saw.

Okay, theres, like, a few really big holes, and a hole at the very top, and one little hole over on the left. Theres a space fish way up there, it doesn't see me or anything.

Uh, try the top hole. Might as well head up in general, gives you a better view.

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)17:40 No. 74551 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, so it looks like space fish are going in and out of the big holes. Damn, this tunnel is long. I'm startin' to get tired...

I hear some kind of whiny wimper noise coming from the little hole.

The tail on that space fish looks kinda neat!

>>74551
Check out the little hole.

Yeah, this place is huge... Do you think you could fly all the way back to where the portal was if you had to?

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)17:53 No. 74566 ID: 15f6d6
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Yeah, I'll check out the little hole. The tunnel doesn't go down very far. I can't tell if that's a dead end, or a tunnel that goes deeper, but it's super dark.

The colored portally things only appear when the space fish get up to them, and they disappear when the space fish come out again. There's go to be some way to open them, though.

The wimpery noise is coming from the back, there.

>>74566
Say hello to the lil' green eyes. :D

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)18:10 No. 74585 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, I'll hop down into the room and introduce myself.

>"s... sup?"

...


There is a cough sort of sound. Then the voice. The voice is sort of high pitched and mewly.


>"... it hurts"

>>74585
Oh god no.

Stay away from it.

>>74585
Yyyeah. That blood near the darkness is kinda forboding.

Ask it what hurts, but keep your distance.

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)18:26 No. 74603 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, yeah, I'll stay back over here.

>"s-so, uh, so guy, uh... what hurts?"

There is quiet for a minute, and then this -this horrid sobbing.

>"my heart."

...

>"are you a bird?" it mewls plaintively, "can you fly?"

>>74603
Say yes. Get a little closer to see what it is.

It's a CAT.
Get the FUCK out.

>>74603
IX-NAY ON THE OSER-CLAY.

In fact, hop a little back.

Inform it that you can fly quite well, thank you.

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)18:44 No. 74622 ID: 15f6d6
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FUCK! A CAT, SERIOUSLY?

"YEAH BUDDY I CAN FLY REAL GOOD!"

...

>"please help me. It hurts so much. if you can fly, maybe we can ..."

It starts choking or like... gargling or something.

>>74622
... hop up near the exit. Tell it to come out of the shadows. ... but not too close.

Say you're very concerned for your well being and if it wants your help it has to show itself.

>>74622
Oh come on, are you going to abandon someone who's stranded just like you?

Save it. ;_; It's hurting

It is going to spit something at you. Get ready to dodge.

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)18:59 No. 74638 ID: 15f6d6
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I'm Totally ready to dodge. Like, totally!

>"Hey! Uh... You're going to have to come out here if you want my help!"

it keeps choking and stuff. eventually it catches its breath.

>"c... can't. leash around neck..."

Oh. yeah. I probably should have noticed that earlier.

>>74638

Poor cat.

Help the cat. :<

Help it. ;_;

>>74638
This may come back to bite you in the ass. Literally.

Help cat. And ask if it was brought here to bed with one of the fish too.

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)19:28 No. 74684 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay! I'm gonna help this guy!

I'm gonna go up there real cautiously and stuf-

OHSHIT!

>"m... my heart hurts, Mr. Crow"

THERE IS A TONGUE. IN. MY. MOUTH.

IT IS NO A CROW TONGUE!

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)19:30 No. 74687 ID: f4963f
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>>74684
... That's no cat.

Back off!

>>74684
That's no cat.

That's a dog.

Or maybe a small fox.

Backwing away and go "WHOA MAN. WHOA. JUST. WHOA. WHAT THE HELL MAN, WHAT. THE. HELL. SERIOUSLY."

Holy what I dont uh...I..uhh. Just let him finish?

>>74684
That is NOT a cat. That is a DOG.

It is licking your face because it is happy you are helping it. Just tell it to stop, and let it off the leash. Do you think you can carry it while flying?

>>74688

Well, maybe an oddly built cat.

Regardless, back up and ask it what the hell it thinks it's doing. Angrily.

Everything in this world want's to have sex. Best world ever.

well you shove your tounge right back into his mouth. Geeze.

French kiss it.

>>74684
Whoa, tiny dog! Gnarly!

JIM FREE DOG

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)19:50 No. 74715 ID: 15f6d6
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>"HEY HEY HEY! BACK OFF GUY! JIM CROW DOESN'T SWING LIKE THAT!"

uh.. you guys are weird, but now that I think about it, it did feel kinda good.

When I flew back a little it pulled the thing down by its leash.

Oh, poop. Now it's crying.

>"Am i really so hideous that you think i'm male?"

Its ... like, gasping and sobbing all at the same time. like.. uh... ...

"Well i meant towards dogs..uh..that i just met"

>>74715

Apologize and clarify that you meant you don't date outside your own species... that often.

>>74715
I think you're a dog. :<

I'M SORRY. ;_;

But, but, but. I can get you off that leash, if you like.

>>74715

Clarify that you were, uhh, referring to the fact that, uhhhh, you're... different species?

get rid of its leash.

Poor boxdog- er, dog.

Why is she so tiny anyway? Aren't dogs, like, usually huge compared to you?

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)20:06 No. 74760 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, yeah, I'm untying the leash and stuff.

>"Hey, look, it's just that you're a dog and all. You know."

Wow... it's like, really going to town with the crying. Seriously. Now it is, I don't even know the word. Supercrying? Megacrying?

>>74760
Again, hug her.

Alright, straighten her the fuck out. She want's to live, right? Then she better not be a pussy about her appearance to another race she couldn't possibly mother children with. Say "You know what, your gonna make it out of here alive today. Then your going to make love with a wolf of a male, you see and raise the most badass children on the planet. You know why? Because you worked with Jim Crow on busting the fuck outta this place."

Even if your a sensitive type who doesn't want to break any hearts ever, realize that your going to have to sometimes if you wanna be a real crow.

"Don't worry, we're going to get you out of here. It'll be alright. I'm sorry about calling you male, I don't usually stick around long enough to notice stuff like that about things can eat me..."

Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)20:31 No. 74807 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, while I get the leash off I'm gonna lay down the law. It looks like the leash was really biting into her neck pretty bad. It had like, partially healed into her. Gross.

>"Uh. Look. You're going to like, fuck a wolf and fucking raise giant wolfbabies and take over the universe, cause you busted out of here with JIM MOTHERFUCKING CROW!"

>"Gkh... kh.. I can't have babies. I dug a hole. It goes between the passages. But it doesn't matter. They did something to my heart. It hurts..."

Sit with her a moment so she can get used to not being necktied.

also so you can ask her some questions.

Jim Crow eh? What are you feelings towards black people?

[Just kidding. Ask what they did, and about the hole.]

Say "Well then we'll fix whatever happened!"

Try to get the leash off anyway.

"Don't worry, I'll help you however I can, just hold on. Now, can you tell me what they did? Do you remember it at all?"

Check out the hole, I guess.

Man we REALLY need to get that leash off of her.

Chapter 4 End Ceaver 2009/11/08(Sun)21:13 No. 74862 ID: 15f6d6
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Yeah, it's pretty bad. I'm gonna have to pick the pieces that are stuck in there out manually.

It's all warm and wet and slippery, but, like, comforting or something?

>"So, what did they do to you?"

>"Ngh... Can't you just... help me ... gh... heal .. my heart? Tell me that you want this."

>>74862
Ask if she knows how you can heal her heart.

>>74863
psst, she means she wants him to fuck her.

>>74862
This seems familiar somehow.

>>74869
Well yes I am certainly getting that vibe, but there may also be something that is physically hurting her heart, and something such as this might be difficult to assist with, as we are not precisely gifted when it comes to fingers.

Hope 2009/11/08(Sun)21:27 No. 74873 ID: 476456
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:3c

>>74862
Say you want this, thats what she wants.

>>74873
...where is THAT from?

>>75011
You do not want to know.

>>75011
>8|

The largest quest tgchan has ever had.
Starts here: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/500237.html

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)23:28 No. 75030 ID: a5187a
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>>75011

>>75011
>8I