Enemy 2015/08/14(Fri)20:21 No. 662453 ID: f68a09
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"'As disturbing as this "suicide" is, far more disturbing is our dimension's reaction to it,'" Bika reads aloud. "Reaction to it? Like they're saying this is new?"

"Keep going," you say. Dessert Bika pushes up against your stomach and murmurs in her sleep.

"'Reports continue to come in of a bizarre government program to create a state-sponsored dating service to bridge the gap between Human and Alien. These subsidized gigolos are supported by the taxpayers in their quest to boldly go where no man has gone before, past the bounds of civic and moral decency. The flagship stallion of this effort, Zackary Nguyen, is a-- Jesus, Zack. I'm in here."

She turns the computer toward you. Pictures of you going to the beach with Bika, divebombing the park with Meg, walking down the street with Polyphema, even a blurry cell phone picture of you and GG at the monster truck rally.

"Holy Moly," Bika says, scrolling through her phone while you look at her computer. "You're trending, Zack. Worldwide."
She holds the phone up. Your tinny voice:
"I believe in our species' ability to cooperate. That's all I have to say. Goodbye."

Your phone buzzes. Polyphema's texted you. You see that it has messages from all 3 of the other girls on it.

1]] Oh, shit.
2]] I'm not worried about it.
3]] I'm calling the HVAO.
4]] Well at least I'm distracting everyone from that dead guy, right?
5]] Cool. I'm famous.
6]] This has probably put an impact in my plans for the day, hasn't it?
7]] Touch Bika's butt.
8]] ______________

4,6,7

And check the messages, obviously.

3, 4, 6, 7.

4, 7, 2.

6, 4, 7, 3. Not much we can do to stifle this thanks to the Streisand effect, but if we could keep any more personal information from leaking out, that'd be good for our health.
Check your text messages.

4, 6, 7, 3

3, 4, 6, 7. Check messages.

>>662467
This.

And check our dang messages!

>>662453
>past the bounds of civic and moral decency
They make it sound like a bad thing.

"Cool. I'm famous. I'm not worried about it. At least I'm distracting everyone from that dead guy, right?"
Touch butt, check messages. We chill as fuck.

>>662467
>>662476
Thirded.

>>662467
>>662480
I'm kinda torn between these two.
We should definitely check our messages, though.

Enemy 2015/08/15(Sat)00:08 No. 662495 ID: f68a09
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"Well," you say. "At least I'm distracting everyone from that dead guy."
"Maybe you should get a big tattoo of us all and then go streaking." Bika rolls over. "Change the discourse."

You get your phone out and rub Bika's butt pensively. "This is going to change my plans for the day."
"Have they changed to hang out with me all day?"

Zack did you see the pics of us?
Spoiler alert: I look p fucking cool
We should find you a house with a bunker in the basement jic

Zaaaaak
Zaaaaaaaaak
z a k
bae wake up
zakry
one of the humans killed himself :(((((
i guess ull probably find out in the morning
im officially fired
they said since i didnt come in enough days ive been terminated but theyre the ones who told me to stay home!!!!!!!
im going to knock a fucking building over
for free

Zack we have to get out of the city again. THIS I BELIEVE
Bring your friends bring GG bring the others bring them all
Do you know anybody with a cabin? In a mountain or in amtrak? Or anywhere else that doesn't get the news?
antarctica* not amtrak. Autocorrect.

>>662495
Tell Bika you think you're gonna go house hunting today, with all the girls. If she approves, then:

Message GG you have another job lined up for her. Also you're gonna organize a gathering today, go look for a new house and shit.

Message Meg you're gonna organize a gathering today so you can all go looking for a house together, she gets to meet the other girls and maybe impress them.

Message Poly saying yeah she's right let's go house hunting with the other girls.

CABIN IN THE WOODS, CAAABIN IN THE WOODS

No but maybe the government would let us hang out at Camp David or something.

They could sort have changed to that. Rather than making visits to apartments with Meg we could look them up online (still with Meg) while sitting in Bika's restaurant.

GG, dont worry we know someone looking to offer u a job B)

>>662496
This! So this! Let's get the whole gang together! Time to get us a house! Somewhere quiet, private, and peaceful preferably.

>>662495
Well, Bika, the Oculot lady just suggested a cabin getaway with EVERYONE, including my human friends.
That is one of the weirdest plans, sounds like it would turn fun, weird, and complicated, but that sounds like it would be hard on you.
How WOULD getting a skut to go on a vacation work? If anyone deserves a getaway, its definitely you, Bika. My friends would love to meet you, I'm sure. I think they might be feeling neglected too, especially since I haven't called them for reals yet.

Contact friends, see if they have any relatives with spooky cabins where we can all get slashed together.

...This MIGHT turn into a multi-cultural orgy. We have a human friend interested in the warrior, who knows what the others would like, oh god we'll need some more dudes too for our human lady friends, so we should get Hiz on this. Oh man, we are SO inviting the floater from his group too so we can talk about him being the first floater with penis over smores. That penis conversation has only happened ONCE, and that is NOT ENOUGH.

House Hunting Party!
Let's scoop up a few Bikas, text invitations to our ladyfriends, and get this party rolling!
Also, let GG know about the job. That oughta cheer her up.

Meg: Upgrade your hardware. Get some armor or advanced radar, nothing offensive.

GG: Call up HVAO and request legal severance pay: "Contradicting Review; Fired For Following Orders And Safety Procedures With Full Intent To Minimize Harm". Find another job.

Poly: PLEASE don't leave. Just find some places that will get reporters blacklisted if they report being there. Homeless shelters, underpaid orphanages, third world supply centers, etc.

We should definitely get together with the girls and have a day of house hunting. Then we can goof off and get our minds off unpleasant interdimensional politics and whatnot.

>>662495
When going outside. Don a disguise.

Sunglasses, fedora, trenchcoat, fingerless gloves, fanny pack. Nobody will fucking touch you.

>>662496
>>662498
Thirded. Let's do this.

Bika: There's going to be a lot of hanging out today, and she is certainly invited.

Meg: Her coolness is undeniable. Our bunker can double as a love nest.

GG: We have a new, better job for her that's right up her alley.

Poly: A little time spent with good company should help to clear up her blues.

Let's rally this wonderful bunch of weirdos and get our day going.

We should let our human friends know about our plans for the day. Once we get a new place, let's invite them over along with the girls and have a big housewarming party. That should help perk people up after this recent nastiness.

We need to gather up our friends and lovers and come up with a plan. They can meet us at Bika's diner and help us decide what to do about our newfound publicity. We can also go on a house hunt/vacation to get away from town for awhile. Also, we absolutely must give GG that job. Her former employers had no right to treat her that way.

Bika's right there, she's smart, ask her what she thinks of all this.

Be VERY sneaky when going outside. Wear a disguise, never leave through the front doors of places when possible, try to stay off the street. Right now our #1 priority is not getting shot as soon as we step outside. We should probably buy a big house in the middle of nowhere as soon as possible.

>>662796
Avoiding front doors would make him more noticeable. People are really good at spotting people acting suspicious.

>>662495
Contact HVAO about doing an AMA session to establish some counter-spin. A few carefully chosen lines could change the tone of public opinion, particularly if people could be lead to believe your 'real' job is espionage - which isn't exactly untrue.

For now, though, we need to get the girls together and AWAY from the city. I'll reiterate that the Thousand Islands is a great place to hide from the world, as it has traditionally been populated largely by wealthy privacy-minded people.

The HVAO needs to run some kind of PR campaign. Get us back on the public's good side.

Anyway, we should gather our merry band and skip town for awhile. Shop for a house, take a vacation, etc..

We definitely need to offer GG that job now. Our poor, sweet, red child doesn't need more stress in her life. We also need to ask her when she'll be ready for us to meet her parents.

Oh, tell GG she should talk to her union rep about this situation, or threaten litigation if its both the work of the Union and/or the construction company she works for.
We have a job lined up for her, but still I want that company and/or union to suffer for their mistreatment of her and I won't take this standing down.

>>662962
>GG should talk to her union rep
>threaten litigation
Not a bad idea. She is well within her rights to do so.
That combined with the new job should brighten up her day.

>>662958
>ask her when she'll be ready for us to meet her parents
Good question. When will we get to meet the family? We should ask her when we see her.

We should:
-Eat breakfast.
-Call the HVAO for some PR work.
-Get the girls together to make some plans.
-Call our friends and see how they're doing.

Something occurs to me. In all this time, with all that's happened, we have not once called Zack's sister to see how she is and to let her know Zack's not hurt.
We should probably do that.

Perhaps before we do anything we should have breakfast, and write a report or two? We need to do that.

>>663140
This is an excellent idea.
We should also do this.
Breakfast and business before pleasure.

>>663140
This depends on whether or not my "Reports" in the questdis thread counted. If they did, we've already sent in reports.
>>/questdis/82490 >>/questdis/91083 >>/questdis/91131 >>/questdis/91908 And >>/questdis/92473 (The relations portion of that last one was dismissed as invalid for now, but there's a Floater's bit on it)

>>663074
...ZACK HAS A SISTER?!?

>>663283
yes and we're not banging her m8

>>663323

Yeah, she's not even an alien. It'd be weird.

Basicall, it's looking to be a busy, yet potentially enjoyable, day.
Let's start it off right by eating a delicious breakfast and getting our head in the game.
Then we need to make some phone calls. In no particular order: the HVAO, the girls, our friends, our sister.
We're becoming quite adept at networking.

>>663323
>>663351
What, no, yeah, I know; it's just weird that she hasn't been mentioned in apparently forever

Ok, so lets do the looking for a place thing but lets do what Poly suggested and get everyone together to meet. Obviously visitor relationships don't have the same kind of social taboos with regards to multiple girlfriends as humans do. It might be smart to introduce them in smaller steps but we are heading towards something nasty with the way earth politics are going so time for that kind of thing is limited. So go looking for a house, and if you find one get it and have a housewarming party. If you don't find a place rent a place and have a shits getting fucked up so lets get drunk party.

Call Poly and ask her to set this up, and also about all the potential visitor social faux pas we might encounter setting up something like this. Maybe invite some human friends and a couple of HVAO people too? Ask Poly about that part.

Enemy 2015/08/18(Tue)00:05 No. 663589 ID: f68a09
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You haven't had your sister's number in a long time.

You message Meg:

>sounds cool
>lovenest in the basement
No we are not calling the bunker the lovenest
>what do we call it
Slamfuck Manor
>lmao
>so we still on to look today?
>i was thinking of gathering all the girls together and looking for something
Hm
If youre up for it
I dont think its a good idea, Zack
>y
The only thing more dangerous than showing yourself out in public right now is showing yourself w/ the whole squad
Media isnt playing up polyamory yet but once they get a grip on that your place as pervert demonboy is assured
Shitstorm waiting to happen
Am I a buzzkill
>Nooo you might have a point
I mean you are a pervert demonboy
Maybe the world deserves to know
Id bring a helmet for you for when they start throwing rocks at us

You message Annika:

>Are you in the mood for skut food
Lol Ive never had it
>You should its great
>I might be organizing a thing soon can you rally the troops maybe
Thing? What thing?
Not orgy right?
The news says youre a man whore now
>Not orgy
>Ill keep you posted

You message GG:

>We have to talk to your union rep
>Litigation and shit
Zackkk
idk how to do any of that
do u
>Theres the internet
>Meantime i have another job for you lined up
what is
>Its with the skut. @ restaurant called Speed Luck Skut
ive heard of that place!!!
zack are you boning Speed Luck Skut
does this mean i get free food
wait though im really fucking torn up about my job!!!!
i loved that job!!!!
>Im sorry baby
>Its total bullshit
RIGHT
idk what to do the planet is falling apart
polys here btw she says hi

You message Polyphema:

>gg says youre there?
Yah! Spent the night
We missed you (c
Thats supposed to be a wink.
>you could always do the human wink
No compromises!
GG made me play Mortal Combat. She tore me in half
Zack what kind of violent content are you showing our baby???
>Gross poly
>Kombat has a k
Im inkredulous about that.

1]] Im gathering everyone together. Were going house hunting.
2]] Im gathering everyone together @ bikas restaurant. Its time to meet up in a safe zone and discuss this shit.
3]] Im calling the HVAO. I should do an ama or something about this shit.
4]] Ask GG when i should meet her parents. are we still on for that?
5]] Ask GG when i should meet her parents. see if youre invited too.
6]] Invite specific people to Bika's for today: ________________
7]] Go out somewhere: _________________
8]] ___________________

2) Squad, assemble! Get people to arrive at separate times (excepting Poly & GG, they're already together) and while you're waiting, 3, call the HVAO. But woah man, don't expose yourself to the madness of an AMA. That last A stands for anything, and they do mean *anything.*

1/2, 3, 4.

Team meeting/house hunting party, public relations stuff, and meeting the family.

Quite a full schedule.

If Bika's willing, there'd be no public outcry about a bunch of visitors visiting a visitor restaurant. For a visit. Heck, maybe there's a private party room, or booth or something? There are a bunch of rooms upstairs for all Bika's bodies so I assume the ground floor of this place is relatively spacious. Lay out your maps and get a strategy meeting going. Review your assets, bounce ideas off each other in person. If the media breaks down the door, have a couple of male Bikas sitting with you so they don't catch on you're having a harem council.

2, and then 1 over the internet so there's no big fuss about it. You can go visit each house you're really interested in with just like, one girl. GG probably, for the security, assuming she's not working.

3 is a good idea, but don't insist. Just field the possibility, see what they say.

2, 3, 6) Get Carlson. Everything's public now, so you're better off designing a general strategy than attempting to hide your media-plastered face.

A.) Gather everyone at Bika's restaurant. Discuss situation, lay out plans.

B.) Contact HVAO. Begin damage control operations.

C.) Ask GG about her parents. Are we still on? Has she been in contact with them recently?

>>663596
>>663609
Similar plans, both very good.
I would stress the secrecy and privacy of the meeting. The public's none too friendly right now.
I'm not sure how much help the HVAO can be at this point. However, they are our allies, so we should have a little more faith in them. Maybe they can help turn this to our favor.
I think GG could use some time with her parents. She's having a hard time right now, and a little parental reassurance should do her some good. We can still tag along and provide our own brand of support.

Whatever we do, preface it with asking Poly how to handle introducing everyone to each other without offending anyone.

>>663609
Solid plan.
>>663621
It pays to date an oculot, doesn't it?

>>663589
2]] That INCLUDES your friend's Aniika and Alan and the rest of the human gang.
Warn Bika that Alan may growl seductively at her more muscly females, because he'll assume we're not dating them.

2, 3, 4
Our group can have a big breakfast when they arrive. We should contact the HVAO while we're waiting.
I hope GG still wants us to meet her parents. I've been really excited about it.

We should invite at minimum the two HVAO agents that were watching us last time.

>>663781
Rella and Ambrose are probably pretty busy now.
I wouldn't mind seeing them again, but the HVAO probably has them doing something else.

i just had a thought.
poly is a seasoned war veteran. she's 300 years olx and she's seen some fucked up shit. she is not an immature anxious kid.

and yet she's SCARED. scared enough to go sleep at gg's. i think listening to the 'gtfo' plan might prove wise.

I think you are reading a little much into it, Poly isn't scared, she just wants to get closer to GG. She's got a thing for big burly warriors, right? It's also a visitor love circle thing.

>Slamfuck Manor
Pffffhahaha! Meg really is the most poetic one.

2 and 3, in whatever order is the most convenient.

2, 3, 4. We need our people and to figure some things out.

2, 8:

we should probably gtfo the city for a bit
buy a slamfuck manor in another town

Is it just me or is Zach not capable of affording Slamfuck Manor unless the economy has changed? Even with a lower population, real estate is still presumably expensive in New York, particularly anything worth calling a manor. Buying a house would eat up nearly all his funds, and there's bills plus security to worry about.

>>664294
just make the company pay for it by saying he needs it to hide from all the recent events

which honestly he kind of does

>>664294
Real estate in and around New York City is expensive, Upstate should be more reasonable.

>>664296
The government? Bad idea. It's more ammo for the xenophobes to use if they find the government spending more taxpayer money on a "decadent" mansion. Especially if it's named Slamfuck Manor. Their records haven't been secure thus far, either, and the location of said real estate would presumably be part of it.

>>664348
And that's more isolated. Further from anyone who might want to help us, not isolated enough to be a secret.

whichever route we go for, we need to check in with the hvao

Enemy 2015/08/22(Sat)12:47 No. 664478 ID: f68a09
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"Hey Bika," you say, as she lounges next to you and others of her start getting dressed. "Can I have a meeting of the minds at the restaurant?"
"Which minds?"
"The dates."
She puts her hands on her hips. "You want me to feed all your other girlfriends?"
"Uh." You scratch your neck. "Yeah. Kind of."
"GOOD." She baps you with her tail. "Time to poison the competition."
"I'm assuming you're kidding."
"What if I'm secretly a, uh--" The Bikas putting clothes on pause in thought. "What's the word? Tsundere?"
"Yandere."
"Nerd!"
"You also are a nerd."
"Very true." She sends a troupe of herself out of the room to get a meal ready. "Ganbare!"

You text everyone to meet at Speed Luck Skut.

sure thing
should i bring a pen for the application or something
>no need
nepotism ftw

Aaaa! Getting the band back together!!!! <3
For the first time!!!

K brt
Ill pretend to be able to taste things
what do you think skut food sounds like
>maybe it just sounds like the word skut over and over
The pokemon of cuisine

You call Carlson while you wait.

"Mr Nguyen." He sounds tense, but then he always does. "I assume you're abreast of current events?"
"Not if you have any more unpleasant surprises for me."
"The ubiquitous blessing of our current situation is that none of the unpleasantness is a surprise," Carlson says. "The terrible logic of intolerance rolls predictably on."
"That's a nice turn of phrase, sir."
"Thank you, Zackary. What's the purpose of your call?"

1]] Just checking in. How goes the grind?
2]] I need help finding a new place to stay. And maybe paying for it.
3]] I want to do some kind of PR thing about this.
4]] What's the HVAO going to be doing to keep me safe?
5]] Do you have any idea as to who did that leak yet?
6]] I'm at the Skut date's restaurant, about to make plans for the short term future. Thinking maybe some HVAO presence might merit appearance.
7]] I think I'm going to have to seriously withdraw from public life for a while. I could use help with that.
8]] ___________________

2 3 5

1, 3, 5, 6.

3, 7.
NOT 2! If the HVAO helps with research or pays for it then there will be records that could be leaked, which would make things MORE dangerous!
Instead of asking HVAO to pay for it, ask if you can rent a place and then submit an expense claim for it afterwards. That way the HVAO doesn't have any official record of where you're staying until after the fact.
(They could use this to honeypot the leak; rent a few places for 'Zach' then and screw with the records so everybody thinks a different, single place has been rented. If one of them gets leaked then you can narrow down the suspects.
Or they just rent one place and use it as a sting.)
Poly certainly has the finances to front the costs, and there's little doubt she'll agree to doing so if needed.

If Zach can do a PR event that spins his job as an "intelligence agent" then people will probably back off.
A good way to do that would be to have Zach give a statement that comes close to saying outright that he's a spy, then having the whole thing shut down and the records purged within minutes - a coverup is the best way to ensure something is spread far and wide.

>>664480
This.
If we're going to get a handle on this situation, then we need all hands on deck. The HVAO's assistance will be crucial, both in planning for the future and in calming the public. Hopefully they've sussed out the source of that leak.

Say you're going to look for a place that's a little more out of the way, at least for your fifteen minutes of infamy, and you may need some help with that. And how's everything holding up?

1, 4, 5, 7. Did the HVAO get our reports? I hope they're satisfactory.

First, get a situation report from him.
Then, ask him about the leak situation.
Finally, tell him about our PR idea.

1, 3, 5
Until that leak is dealt with, we need to be careful with the HVAO.
A PR campaign shouldn't be too much trouble, and I can't see many ways for it to go badly.

3 definitely.
Remind them that this is America, and our long history of intolerance that most people look back on with embaressment

"How goes the grind?"
5, 3.

3 5 6

>>664483
i was gonna say 2 but we should do this
renting a place from them sounds like a good plan

Enemy 2015/08/22(Sat)21:43 No. 664564 ID: f68a09
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"I was thinking," you say. "I want to do some kind of PR thing about this."
"I find that suggestion... misguided." You can almost see the guy rubbing his temples. "But if you want to go on record we won't stop you and we'll stand behind you. Potentially."
"What's potentially mean?"
"Only if it's a hell of a public statement," Carlson says. "We cannot afford anything less if you go public. We haven't done anything besides a bare press statement affirming the rumors and outlining the program. If you want to make a move before we figure ours out I suggest thinking very long and hard about it."

"Uhhh noted." You wander downstairs. Bika is cooking. It smells divine. "Have you found the leak?"

"We have narrowed it down to my department," Carlson says. "Including myself that means we have shy of 50 candidates. I'll be conducting interviews between everyone. I suppose I'll have Brittany give and record mine."
"What if we did some kind of trick thing?" you ask. "To catch them?"
"I'm listening."
"I rent a few places," you say. "You guys rent a few dummy apartments or whatever. Spoof something. I submit the rent as an expense report because I could use the help to pay for it and then we mix them in with all the others and restrict people's access so that nobody knows what's going on."
"Paid rent isn't a perk of the job, Mr. Nguyen."
"But getting my door kicked in is, Mr. Carlson."

Pause.
"You have a point," Carlson says. "I can still think of a bevy of reasons your plan is dubious and less-than-legal, especially if your rent is on our books. But I'll think about it."
"Thank you."
"Anything else, Mr. Nguyen?"
"How goes the grind?"
"Unlubricated and painful. Mr. Nguyen. I am fine-grained."
"That's vivid."
"There is a lot of pressure, Mr. Nguyen. From all quarters."
"Pressure for what?"
"For shutting the program down, of course," Carlson says. "Cutting you off."

There's a knock at the window. You look up sharply.
Polyphema's face is pressed against the glass. "Zackaryyyy!" Her voice is muffled. "Good morniiing!"

1]] Bika you have a customer.
2]] I need to call you back, Mr. Carlson.
3]] Let Polyphema handle the introductions. She's proven herself good at them.
4]] Introduce the ladies yourself: ________________________
5]] ___________________________

>>664564

2]] I need to call you back, Mr. Carlson.
5]] I need to be James Bond.

1, finish your call, make introductions afterward.

"I need to call you back, Mr. Carlson."
Hang up.
"Oh, Bika! You have a customer!"

>>664564
Tell Carlson that even if he stopped paying you, you'd still date them.

2, 1, 3.

Quickly finish our call, let Bika know she has a new friend to meet, then let Poly work her magic.

>>664570
do not do this

>>664564
Window Poly!
Let's end our call and go help her with introductions.

>>664567
>>664578
These two.
If Polyphema is here, then GG must be here, too.
I am super-pumped for all the girls finally meeting. It took us five threads, but we finally did it!

>>664564
"You have my condolences.
I'm going to be dropping off the radar for awhile - taking the girls and holing up somewhere. I'll keep in touch."

Introduce them to each other yourself. You called this meet-up, so it's your responsibility.

5) I'm going to be reviewing my options, Mr. Carlson. I'll be getting input from the ladies, too, for which purpose I need to be going. I may need to call you back for some more information. If it helps, Mr. Carlson, and if I can be called an expert by way of being the closest thing to, then in my expert opinion this program needs to continue. I've been learning things that I think are very important. I intend to keep learning even if the program is ended, and the difference will be that I won't have to tell you.

Then 2, 1, 4, though they're probably acquainted already.

2, 1, 3

Those quarters won't be rid of me that easily. I'll have to talk more later, Mr. Carlson.

Help with the introductions, it's only polite.

2) I need to call you back Mr Carlson, 5) but if working on a public statement to potentially distract and defuse tensions over the hostage crisis is a bad move at least give me some idea of what a better move might be.

4) We don't want to risk the confusion/potential for upset of having Polyphema handle introductions because she's not supposed to know everyone yet.

Well, doing PR is tricky and dangerous, but if it comes down to it and they're gonna shut down the program, it may be worth it.

>>664564
5. "Well if you do think up a way to use me for PR, and it's safe, I'm listening."

Enemy 2015/08/23(Sun)00:23 No. 664610 ID: f68a09
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"I need to call you back, Mr. Carlson," you say. "I'm having a pow-wow with the girls on what to do. But if you want my opinion--"
"I do."
"If you want my opinion this program needs to continue. I've been learning some really important stuff."
"I know, Mr. Nguyen. They're not shutting it down while I head the HVAO."
"Thank you, Mr. Carlson."
"Thank me when I come out the other side of this in one piece. Be well, Zack."

You hang up and look over to Polyphema, who's let herself in.
"Speed Luck Skut!" She spreads her arms wide. "It smells astonishingly good in here. Hello, Doll."
"Hi, Poly," you say.
"And this must be Bika." Polyphema wheels on her. "Hello, darling!"
Bika does a kind of half-bow. "Morning, ma'am."
Polyphema returns the gesture. "Sk shzz sk" a couple of pops "bazh, Shza Bika."
"Bza gyk shs zhs szz?" Bika's ears perk up.
"This and that," Polyphema says. "It's difficult when you don't have scent glands."
"You know the honorifics, though?"
"I hosted some important dynasties on the Other Side," Polyphema says. "You pick things up between territorial disputations."
"Don't worry," Bika says. "I'm not like the dynasty guys."
"No selling yourself short, Miss Bika." Polyphema straightens the hem of her dress. "Although fortunately for us there's no land or resources we have to barter over."
Bika raises an eyebrow at you. "None that aren't renewable, anyway."
You fidget.
"It's a singular honor," Polyphema says. "We hear a lot about you up in Chelsea."
"All good things, I hope?"
"The best," Polyphema says. "Hizalian especially. He's gaga over you. I hope you know."
"Word gets around about you in the village," Bika says.
"Same question re: all good things?"
"Oh totally." Bika shares a glance with you. "They tell me you're the one who talked down Razagan?"
"Razzy," Polyphema says, "had the seeds of his personal transformation already in him. I did help to cultivate him."
"Watered him with some wine?"
Polyphema beams. "A barrel or three may have given their lives. He meant well. You, I've heard, stopped the central park piss jug man."
Bika pulls out a chair. Her tail wags nervously. "Maybe we shouldn't talk about that one in mixed company."
Polyphema takes a seat. "I've been looking forward to this. Us alien dignitaries need to stick together more. Oculot! Skut! Human! A meeting of the minds."
"Where's GG?" you ask, acutely aware that there's some ice here that needs breaking.
"En route, doll," Polyphema says. "Little detour."

1]] Detour? What detour?
2]] Razagan?
3]] Piss jug man?
4]] How is she? Stoked for the new job?
5]] So what's been happening, Poly?
6]] How's Hiz?
7]] You two have heard of each other, huh? Any other big Visitor leaders I should know about?
8]] So Poly knows that I know, Bika. We can trust her.
9]] So I called you guys all together for a reason: _______________
10]] ______________________

1, 4, 5, 6
Let's set business to the side until everyone's gathered. Let's instead take this opportunity to get caught up with Poly and make things more comfortable. We should probably let the fact that Poly knows that we know present itself rather than just blurt it out.

>>664610
1 through 7. If we have more time, then let's talk about whatever we can.
I'm honestly not sure whether we should tell Bika that Poly knows or not. In retrospect, we were being pretty careless.

>>664614
1 through 8. Let's just be honest. We'll smooth things over somehow.

Bika, 8 because it's going to save us a lot of headaches when we're together. You can trust our little circle of friends to keep it safe.
Might as well hear about 3 before we're having dinner. Poly first, though. Then tell us about the crazy hobo man. Did he use any jar-based karate on you?
5, 4, 6.

>>664610
"You know she knows I know, you know?
We have time to kill until the others get here, so I want to hear about this mad pisser."

>>664615
I'm with this guy/gal. Besides, it would give us more to talk about.

I'm thinking 5, then 6, then 8. There'll be a 9 eventually but that's a lot of conversation to start.

>>664631
Fully against 8
1-7 is fine.

1 2 3

2? 3? Sounds like story time to me. How's GG holding up, I know she really liked that job.

1 through 7 are a definite must.

I would also like to point out that she originally told us not to tell any humans. She said nothing of Visitors.

>>664695
Agreed.

Good point. The only people who know that we know are the girls, and they already knew themselves, so the secret is still a secret.

6. Hiz is a good guy.

>"En route, doll," Polyphema says. "Little detour."
I got two guesses: One, she's gone to do some quick park-our. She's obsessed with it now that I taught her. Two, she's gone to The Site to have a "Talk" with some friends.

>>664786
As long as she's safe and no one gets hurt, she can do as she pleases.
Although, I wouldn't blame her if she totalled her former boss's car or something.

>>664695
I think that's a bit of shitty, excessively technical thinking, if we try to use it to rationalize being frivolous with her secrets. We know that the wrong visitor could still bring ruin to Bika if they were to learn that we know her secret. Let's be sensitive about this.

1-7. So many things to discuss!

>>664799
Agreed.
>>664806
Also agreed.

1]] I have concerns.
2]] Curious.
3]] VERY curious.
4]] I hope she's stoked.
5]] Update.
6]] Double update.
7]] Important Information.
8]] Bit torn on this one.
9]] Let's wait till everyone's gathered to discuss business.

1 to 7, and if we're going to discuss the skut secret, then let's try to do it with a little more tact and sensitivity.

Everything but 8. That's being too blunt. We need to handle it with a bit more finesse.
How? I'm not sure.
Maybe we should discuss it with Poly first. She has to have been through situations like this before.

10: "Hey, so just so you both know, I trust all of you girls, right? I'd have to, to call you all in, since I'm pretty sure anything I've let any of you know will be known to the other three by the end of today. So, you don't all have to be instant friends or anything, but I'm hoping all you ladies will be comfortable enough with each other that we don't have to bother awkwardly dancing around some things like we would with most people. You two are the best at the social stuff, so do you have any advice on how to make this little gathering go smoothly?"

That'll be a hint to Bika that we want to dispense with the skut secrets stuff, and to both of them that we'd like them to try and rest easy with each other. It'll also get their input on how to make everyone get along, and they are really the best for it.

>>665022
This.

Also, what would Poly like to eat? We can assure her it will be 100% poison free.

1, 4, 5, 6, 7.

What's everyone been up to without us?

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"Detour?"
"Little detour." Polyphema smiles an enigmatic smile. "Nothing to worry about."
"Is she OK?" you ask. "She really liked that job."
"I'm sure she'll really like this one," Polyphema says.
"What'd she do before?" Bika asks.
"Deconstruction," Polyphema says. "Of the sledgehammer variety."
"Hmm." Bika drums her fingertips on the table. "Don't know how much of that I'm asking for but it really can't hurt to have experience in it."
"It really can't," Polyphema agrees.
"You never know," you say. "But uhh who was the piss jug guy?"
"Ahhh the piss jug guy." Bika sighs. "Exactly what he sounded like. Jugged his piss."
"That doesn't sound so bad."
"Then he threw it at people."
"Oh. Visitor people?"
"All kinds of people. He liked visitors the most, though."
"How'd you stop him?"
Bika shrugs. "I stopped him."
"That sounds kind of mafia, Biks."
"Like I said," Bika says. "I don't like talking about that one. He's OK. He's sought professional help."
"I'm assuming you mean a therapist," you say.
"Yah. Uhhh normal kind. Not the physical kind."
"What about Razagan?"
"Well Razagan didn't so much throw piss," Polyphema says, "as punches."
"Angry guy?"
"Not exactly," Polyphema says. "Well yes but that wasn't the problem. He was a well-respected Garakton, you see; a very conservative kind of man. I'd call him traditional. And he wanted to revive Zok on this side of the dimension."
"Zok not being the thing for your foot."
"Nyet, Zack. It's a very complicated, rich-in-tradition kind of thing that translates into Human as duels to the death."
"Oh. Bad."
"Very bad," Polyphema says.
"How'd you talk him out of it?"
"A great deal of wine and a little bit of firehoop dancing." Polyphema grins and wiggles her hips. "And now the warriors in Chelsea have found a much healthier outlet."
"Do they like paint?"
She laughs and shakes her head. "They play football. You can't talk a Warrior out of bloodsport, Zackary. You simply have to divert it into terms humanity is comfortable with."
"Sounds like something Hiz would say."
"He's one for the spin," Polyphema says.
"How is he?"
"Better." Polyphema puts her hand on your leg under the table. "He needed that conversation, Zack. Thank you so much. I sicced him on you. He's been thunderclouds for years. I guess you were the deluge."
"It's ok," you say. "I kind of needed it too I think. It was very..."
"Cathartic," Bika suggests.
"Very," you say. "So I was actually--"

Enemy 2015/08/31(Mon)01:08 No. 665953 ID: f68a09
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"Aaaaaaaaaaay"
GG shoulders the door open.
"Look at all the weenies in here," she says. "It is Weenie Hut Jr. in here."
"Hey, GG," you say.
"Geeg!" Polyphema gets up and hugs her. "Dollface!"
Bika glances at you. "They know each other?"
"They've been introduced," you say.
Polyphema kisses GG.
"They hit it off," you say.
"I don't know, Zack," Bika whispers. "Is she cool just taking a job from me? What do I say?" Her tail twitches nervously. "I'm bad at meeting people."

To Bika, reassuringly: "Relax. Poly and I will help you."

To GG, playfully: "And just where have you been, young lady?"

>>665953
Okay, the only way you know that reference GG is that you legit grew up watching Spongebob and didn't just binge it, because it is HARD getting through it today. Good stuff sometimes, if you're channel surfing, but whoo is it hard to get into nowadays.

Bika, it's okay, we're all good company here. Now Meg will be the scariest one at first, but she's got a heart of gold. Poly went to a concert of hers, they didn't have a formal meeting, but seriously Poly is a hell of schmoozer. Alan's also the scariest human, keep your swole girl skuts away and you'll be fine, he's just a perv, but seriously I'm a hell of schmoozer too.

She's really grateful for the job offer Bika. Just let me and Poly help you get to know each other.

We'll let the business of who's in the know drop for now, bring it back up when it's just us and Bika (and Bika, and Bika... etc.)

No worries, little lady. She wants the job, and we want her to have it. It'll be fine.

As for you, Ms Grightogot, where have you been? Was the Salty Spittoon too much for you?

Just be cool, Bika. You've got this.

What have you been up to, Geeg?

Let's get these girls talking. We need to break the ice, and the best way to do that is to just jump right in. We can't talk about serious stuff because Meg's not here yet, so let's keep things light and simple for now. We should properly introduce Bika to GG, find out what GG's detour was for, and maybe get some food ordered.

We know how much you love big weenies, Geeg. You are a weenie fiend.
Anyway, meet Bika. She's the lady who requested your services.

>>665969
This.

>>666085
>We know how much you love big weenies, Geeg.
I see what you did there.

Reassure Bika and introduce her to GG.
Ask GG what she's been up to.
Order food and get comfortable.

Bika probably ought to draw up some sort of proper employment contract for GG. Doing stuff informally between friends always seems like a great idea right up until there's any sort of serious misunderstanding or legal complication.

As for how to break the ice... have every Bika available run up and jump on her all at once, no warning. Let go as soon as she starts to fight back, and say 'That was the interview. How much do you expect this job to pay?'

Bika underestimates herself. She just has to stay calm and trust herself. If she needs any help, then Poly and Zack are right there for her.

Let's get the ball rolling by introducing GG to Bika. We can order food, bring up the job, ask GG what she's been up to, and swap stories of our escapades.

>>665980
>She's really grateful for the job offer Bika. Just let me and Poly help you get to know each other.
Yeah.
>>666085
>We know how much you love big weenies, Geeg. You are a weenie fiend.
LOL! This too.
>>666267
>Let's get the ball rolling by introducing GG to Bika. We can order food, bring up the job, ask GG what she's been up to, and swap stories of our escapades.
All of this.

"C'mon, Bika. You're great with people! Remember Xu? Rella and Ambrose? Me? This is no different. Besides, GG's nice, and Poly and I are here to help. You've got this!"

>>666224
>have every Bika available run up and jump on her all at once, no warning
I have a niggling notion that that may not be the best idea.
>>666267
This sounds pretty good, though.

>>666556
I think it's on the right track. Whisper this plan in Bika's ear:
>walk up and shake GG's hand, say hello
>break off handshake
>next body comes up and does the same
>repeat ad Bika finitum

>>666430
Good pep talk.

>>665969
>To GG, playfully: "And just where have you been, young lady?"
I like that.

Let's get some food, then we'll deal with introductions.
Personally, I want to know what GG's detour was for. Hopefully she hasn't done anything unwise.

>>665969
>To GG, playfully: "And just where have you been, young lady?"

That sounds less like a Zack line and more like a Polyphema line.

>>667166
It's well within the realm of possibility that she's starting to rub off on us. She has a pretty infectious personality.

Enemy 2015/09/05(Sat)01:38 No. 667348 ID: f68a09
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"What have you been up to, young lady?" you ask.
"Getting the rest of my stuff," GG says. "And severance pay. They forgot to mail it to me."
"Silly them."
"Very silly." She sits down and beams. "Got a bunch of stuff out of my system."
"You didn't break anything, did you?"
"Nosir. Not for fucking free I didn't."
"You got this," you whisper. "Remember Xu? And Rella and Ambrose?"
"They were different," Bika says.
"How?"
"Not part of your dulabira. Everyone here is in bed but meee."
"We're all here to help. You got this."

A Bika from the back room wheels out a huge cart covered in skut buffet. GG gasps and almost stands up from her seat.
"You definitely got this," you say.

"Oh my God." GG shoves a plate of ribs across the table to Polyphema. "You have to try this."
"Doll please no I'm stuffed." Polyphema is already surrounded by bones and half-cleaned dishes, many of which GG practically forced down her. She leans back and puts a hand on her tummy. "I'd like to get out of this dress the same way I got into it tonight, thank you."
"Try iiiit. I'll make you sweat it out anyway."
"Will you." Polyphema tries to be suggestive, then burps. "O lord."
"In the gym, ya alley cat."
"Say gym again and I'm going to puke all over you.
You delicately reach past GG and get a dumpling off the tray.

"So, uhhh, GG." Bika edges up to the table. "Can I call you that?"
"Did you make these?" GG holds up an intensely aromatic chicken leg.
"Uhh yah. All of it."
"Then you can call me what the heck ever you want to call me," GG says. "Dude this was amazing."
"Thanks!"
"Zack why the fuck didn't you take me to this place earlier? We coulda had lunch here that one time instead of that diner."
"That would have made everything even more knotty than it already was," Polyphema says. "Tho I'm sure he considered it."
"Well now that you're here," Bika says, "I was uhhhh wanting to run something by you?"
"Is it the job?" GG asks.
"Uhhh yes actually."
"I'll take it." GG tears a hunk of chicken off with her teeth.
"You-- really?" Bika is shocked. "Just like that?"
"Heck yeah," GG says. "A friend of Zack's is a friend of mine. And also my stomach. Friend of stomach friend of mine."
"You don't even wanna know what it is first?" Bika asks.
"Will you feed me?"
"I mean yes. Definitely. Whenever."
"I will kill for you," GG says. "Not literally. But like well maybe. We'd have to talk about it."

1]] It's just a security job, GG. Bika needs someone to look tough.
2]] It's this other hive of skuts. We need your help dealing with them.
3]] Hey Bika do you play Mortal Kombat?
4]] Text Meg and ask her where she's at.
5]] So I was going to ask about visitor leaders earlier. It seems like Bika and Poly you two are kind of like politicians or something, huh?
6]] See, Bika? Painless. She was like freaking out just a bit ago.
7]] How have you been managing without the job, GG?
8]] So what do you think of what's going on with the Golborian prisoners?
9]] I could use a drink. Anyone want a drink?
10]] If it's a skut hive, just how on-the-table is killing one of them going to be?
11]] __________________

1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9.
These are the best choices.

1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9.

>>667353
I'm gonna have to agree.
We should also ask GG if we're still on for visiting her parents.

>>667353
>>667355
The only difference between these two is asking if Bika plays MK, so either is good.
Personally, I've always been more of a Killer Instinct kind of guy.

>>667378
>We should also ask GG if we're still on for visiting her parents.
Definitely this. The hype is too strong.

>>667348
>"Not part of your dulabira. Everyone here is in bed but meee."
Bika. Sweetheart. Babe.
You're just as much a part of this dulabira as the other girls. You have nothing to worry about in that regard.
We weren't playing around when we said we love you.

Where's Meg?

>>667378
Thirded, and hopefully she'll want to go soon.

>>667391
Very true. She should be more confident.

>>667398
Thankfully, we have the option to text her and find out.

>>667348
12. She wants you to join the skut mafia.

1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9
>>667391
>You're just as much a part of this dulabira as the other girls.
What's a good way to help her realize that?

>>667605
Saying so?

>>667612
Works for me!

Enemy 2015/09/05(Sat)23:14 No. 667689 ID: f68a09
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You text Meg:
>Where is u at

On way

Had meeting ran over and forgot I cant fly

Fuck that still btw

"It's just a security job." You tuck your phone back into your pocket. "Bika needs you to look tough."
GG flexes. "That shit I do pro bono."
"But like in her vicinity."
"The vicinity of this stuff?" GG is loading down another plate. "Sign me up."
You laugh. "See? Painless. She was freaking out about asking you."
"It's because I'm terrifying."
"I wanted to make a good first impression," Bika protests.
GG smacks her lips blissfully and stacks her plate on top of the impressive pile of finished ones. "You've made like eight, duder."

"How have you been managing without the last job?" you ask.
"Gymming it out," GG says. "Feel that right there."
She reaches across the table and pokes the muscle at her forearm. You dutifully feel.
"Immaculately sculpted as ever," you say.
"Only even MORE." She slaps the table. A fork jumps. "Trust me."

"Speaking of, am I still seeing your parents?"
"Oh dude yeah absolutely," GG says. "Now that they've seen you in the news especially."
"Why?"
"My dad thinks you're a sissy."
You blink. "What?"
"He saw how diplomatic your answer was, probably," Polyphema explains. "Not a headbutt in sight."
You chew a spare rib. "Shit."
"It will be a-ok. More than a-ok." Polyphema pats your back. "Just be yourself. A more aggressive version of yourself. Maybe snort a line of cocaine first or something."
GG throws a bone at her. "Poly."
"Well don't do that."
"For now," you say, "I think I could use a drink."
"Hear hear," GG says.
Polyphema raises her empty glass. "Here here!"
Bika gives you an uncomfortable look, glancing at Polyphema.

A shimmering roar echoes past the eatery. Everyone jumps as it fades.
Then it roars back into life and Meg's at the door.
"Hey."

1]] Hey!
2]] What was that meeting about?
3]] You don't think that was kind of dangerous without a helmet? And at street level?
4]] Everyone, this is Meg. She's ____________________
5]] Indicate to Bika that booze will be fine.
6]] Indicate to Bika that she might want to keep an eye on Polyphema's consumption.
7]] Indicate to Bika to come sit down with everyone already.
8]] Take Bika aside to reassure her again.
9]] So: to business. I've called you all here to discuss _______________________
10]] ____________________

1, 4 (She's: a blue blur, flying around at the speed of sound, got places to go gotta follow her rainbow), 2, 6, 8, 7.

1, 4. "She's the babe that's so sexy on stage everybody wants to bang her." Nod or wink or something in Poly's direction.

>>667691
yes

1, 4 (New Yorks' newest diva), 2, 6, 8, 7.
Let's get everyone acquainted and situated, then move on to business.
Also, we're going to have to talk to GG sometime about getting on her parents' good side.

>>667691
>>667702
Either of these.
>Also, we're going to have to talk to GG sometime about getting on her parents' good side.
Definitely.

Oh, and GG, did you mention that time I headbutted a dude on the subway to them? I can do Garakton diplomacy too!

1, 4 (a paintball enthusiast and a very gifted singer), 2, 6, 8, 7.

>>667706
Zack's pretty tough, all things considered. He may not be the most physically impressive specimen, but he never backs down from a challenge. We can win over GG's parents, especially with her help.

>>667702
>>667706
These.

>>667827
This.

>>667827
>>667833
Thirded!

>>667706
Zack's done plenty of awesome shit!
Survived the war (as a child!), kicked a priest, harassed a drunk redneck, flew with a Floater, and more! He's done quite a bit!
By the time he's done, GG's parents will be begging him to date her.

>>667702
>>667758
1, 4 (a paintball enthusiast, a very gifted singer, and New Yorks' newest diva), 2, 6, 8, 7.

>>667953
>Zack's done plenty of awesome shit!
Damn straight! And he's set to do a lot more!

4 (among her entire species, uncontested master of the arts of love) 6 7 9 (how we're going to explain this whole government-subsidized dulabira thing to the general public)

Whatever we do, we have to give Meg a welcoming smooch.
In fact, smooches for all the girls!
Including all the Bikas!

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You give a little nod of acknowledgement to Bika and make a gesture you hope conveys watch that. You tap the chair next to her and Bika hesitantly comes over to sit.

"Hey, Speed racer," you say to Meg. "This is Meg, guys. New York's newest diva."
"And how," Polyphema says.
"That was tight, Meg," GG says.
"Were you at the concert?"
"Naw I wish. I was talking the entrance."
"Thanks." Meg floats inside. "They gave me a height restriction but not a speed one."
"Bastards," Polyphema says. "Oh but Meg I never got the chance to tell you after the concert that your singing was rapturous."
"You were that Oculot next to Zack?"
"Yes, ma'am! I wouldn't have traded that seat for the world."
"I think I accidentally flashed everyone in the front row," Meg says. "That hover-up thing was not planned."
Polyphema grins. "You say that like it didn't 100% augment the experience."
"I wish I'da gone," Bika says.
"Nah," Meg says. "99% of it was boring bullshit."
"I thought it was very well-performed," you say.
"Tell me you weren't falling asleep," Meg says.
"Kind of."
"I wanna hear your music, though," Bika says. "I read the review in the Times."
"There was a review in the times?"
"They called you transcendent," Bika says.
"Transcendent." Meg considers the word. "Cool."
"Where'd you get that varsity jacket?" Polyphema asks. "I love it."
"You like?" Meg turns around in the air. "Thrift store."
"Holy shit, dude." GG is licking her fingers. "Mm. That's a come-up."
"Right?"
"Every time I thrift all I find is baby clothes and like relaxed cut jeans," Bika says. "Not that I don't buy those, but."
"You gotta hit the right places at the right times," Meg says. "It's a science."
"Is it the kind of science you can teach?" Polyphema says. "Because I have to go with you next time."
"Thrift stores I don't know about," GG says. "Finding good shit in my size isn't a thing you do."
"Bet I could find something." Meg looks her up and down. "We could check the lost and founds at the gyms Shaq goes to."
GG laughs. "Or the Hulk."
"You kid, Grightogot, but I know of few others who could really represent torn-up purple jorts," Polyphema says.
"His shit is one size fits all," Meg says.
"People say that but my theory is that he actually has the pants on underneath his people pants all bunched up," Bika says. "And all his coworkers think he wears adult diapers but they don't say anything because they don't want to piss him off. Can I get you a chair?" she asks meg.
"Nah." Megumi hovers up another foot. "I'm a floater. I float."


"So, Zackary." Polyphema crosses her legs and smiles at you. "The gang, for the very first time, is all here."

And we look good.

I think we can get down to business now. Let's discuss Zack's housing predicament, then lay out some plans for a vacation or something. Everyone could do with some time away from the city.

Okay, so, it's business time. Now that you're all here. It is time. For business. Yes. Uh.
First order of business is the recent media circus that's sprung up around the HVAO leak. It's not good for our safety, so Poly had the idea that we should all get out of town for a bit. We could go somewhere out in the woods for a trip, and let the hubbub about our private lives simmer down a bit. What do we all think of that?

Second is I'm apartment hunting after I got a visit from the Racism Fairy a few days ago. So I was looking for your inputs on getting a new place to stay, and then I'll look some up online.

I'd also like to thank Bika for the amazing food again. Thank you.

>>668127
>>668132
What they said.

Maybe Zack should buy a house away from the city where he and his friends and lovers can chill without being hated on all the time.

>>668110
Time to get a VW van and solve mysteries.

>>668132
This.
>>668134
>Maybe Zack should buy a house away from the city where he and his friends and lovers can chill without being hated on all the time
Might want to check with Annika and the others first, but this isn't a bad idea.

>>668132
This covers everything. However, I would like to ask the girls: who wants to meet Zack's human friends?

It is time to get down to business. Segue as naturally as possible and get to it.
>>668132
>I'd also like to thank Bika for the amazing food again. Thank you
Be certain to say this. Bika deserves praise.

I can't help but worry a little that being in a cabin in the woods is a standard everyone-dies scenario.

>>668132
I really like this, although "the woods" is only one example of where we could go.
We should get the girls' opinions on a good getaway spot. It would only be fair.

>>668237
I share the concern, although I would think GG alone would be enough of a deterrent against any non-supernatural threats.

>>668240
>We should get the girls' opinions on a good getaway spot
Well, of course. We want everyone to have fun, not just us.

>>668127
>>668132
>>668134
>>668176
>>668240

>>668110
Yes. Time for an orgy.

Would it be possible for Zack and GG to simply rent some space in Bika's building?

"And you have no idea how happy that makes me."

Right! So, business time. Time for business.

New housing. Vacation plans. Any thoughts, girls?

>>668257 ?
also
yes, say "and we look GOOD."
(now, problem is, can bika go very far from her hive?)

>>668328
Depends how many bikas we take.

Enemy 2015/09/08(Tue)19:27 No. 668477 ID: d78cc1
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"Yeah and it's awesome," you say. "Thanks again for the venue, Biks. And the food is amazing. As always."
"Thanks, Bika," everyone else choruses. GG burps for emphasis. Bika giggles.
"I mean I don't eat but it's very nice looking," Meg says. "Aesthetically."
"Not hungry to hear anything?" you ask.
"All juiced up." Meg adopts a physically impossible air-squat near Bika's head.
"You hear what you eat?" Polyphema asks.
"Yea."
"Fascinating."
"It was kind of a mistake."
"A fascinating mistake, doll."

"OK," you say. "So. A few things on the agenda. Uhhhh number one: I don't have a house anymore. I am homeless."
"Hobo," GG says.
"Thank you for your sensitivity during this trying time, GG. I was wondering if we could like workshop this issue. Of my homelessness. Just kind of toss it to the group."
Bika raises her hand.
"Popcorn Bika," you say.
"Get a home," Bika suggests.
Everyone applauds.
"Thank you, Bika," you say. "That sounds like a great plan. Now moving forward with that:"
"You didn't hear my plan," GG says.
"What's your plan?" you ask.
"Cardboard box," GG says.
"Moving forward with Bika's plan:"
"On the boardwalk."
"Where do you guys think I should live?" you ask.
"There's totally room here," Bika says. "I can clear out some Bikas and get you a room."
"Could GG be here too?" you ask. "Since she's working? GG is that cool with you?"
"Ice cube cool," GG says. "Can't be worse than my room. I never fixed that bite mark."
Polyphema raises an eyebrow. "Bite mark?"
"I want to come," Meg says. "I only have a tube. Is there room for me?"
"Oh, right," you say. "Meg only has a tube."

Enemy 2015/09/08(Tue)19:28 No. 668478 ID: d78cc1
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"Wait wait wait," Polyphema says. "Everyone: raise your hands if you would live in sin with Zackary Nguyen."
She raises her hand. Everyone else also raises their hands.
"OK now raise your hands if you would live in sin with one another and Zackary Nguyen," Polyphema says.
She raises her hand. Everyone else also raises their hands.
Bika raises hers with hesitation. "I mean the closer to my place the better for me."
"Oh my God," GG says. "We're all so thirsty."
"I just need like a bed," Meg says.
"I'm just thirsty," GG says.
"Well if I'm invited," Polyphema says, "money is no longer an object."
"Poly I can't ask you to put money up to house us."
"That's right you can't because I'm doing it anyway!" Polyphema straightens her dress with satisfaction. "Having a bunch of attractive young people in your debt is the privilege of wealth and age. As long as all of you call me Sugar Mama."
"I can pitch in," GG says.
"You don't have a job, doll," Polyphema says.
"She does now," Bika says. "And I can help too. I mean but the closer the better."
"I'm like broke," Meg says.
"I'd support you, Megumi, darling," Polyphema says. "Anything for the arts. And Zack can volunteer a good chunk of change himself, I'll bet."

"How much money do you have?" you ask.
"Enough," Polyphema says.
"For what?"
"That's my blanket answer for all questions monetary," Polyphema says.

1]] I think shacking up with Bika makes the most sense. Is it ok if everyone's here?
2]] Then I guess it's time to look around and see what "enough" can get us.
3]] Nothing too flashy, Poly. We gotta stay modest.
4]] What about going somewhere upstate, then? A little less in the public eye?
5]] __________________

>clear out some Bikas
>bite mark
Man, people are just dropping secrets left and right. "why can't I hold all these secrets"

Anyway, well, before we decide on a permanent solution, wasn't there some kinds of temporary ones we were considering? Like, I remember something about inviting all of Zack's old friends to camp out in a cabin. Was there an actual cabin we had in mind, or was that entirely supposition? Also, on that note, we might consider going someplace just until the furor dies down a bit - under the assumption that it will. In any case, a touch of 3, probably, though I guess if you all moved cross country or something it might stop mattering; dunno. That sounds...difficult, though.

Is it safe to put everyone together, and even if it is, should it be at the restaurant?

Remind Poly of 3. I can't help but feel any option besides 1 leaves Bika out, though.

Ok first of all it has to be big enough so everyone can have some private space. Nothing ruins a good thing like not having enough room to have some alone time when you want it.

Two it can be flashy as we want on the inside but I want somewhere safe. So if something bad happens we can protect ourselves. No concrete fortress but also not some cabin with half the walls being full length windows either.

As for upstate it might be a bit out of the way but might be good to have a backup cabin if we can up there. Moving out of town is a last resort. Bika would have to move out of her territory and unless you all want to take up bird watching and fishing there would be quite the commute to have fun in town. So lets talk this option over for a while.

3 We've got the PR angle to consider; we don't want to stand out with this and don't want to look bad when we inevitably do. Something -discreet- is best. If it's something like a chunk of an apartment block, then that's cool.

Also has to be local for Bika. If there's nothing in the area, then default to 1. Or, like, a mix.

3. Nothing too flashy, I'm already under pressure here, and I'm still not far enough into GG's training to not be squished with pressure.
(5) Seriously, though, I'm supposed to be proof that people can get along. If I go all flashy I won't look people anymore, and people-people will think "oh man I can't be that awesome."

4

>>668478
We need a house that looks totally modest on the outside, but a house that looks totally amazing, bigger and totally secure on the inside. I'm talking secret base levels of underground spaces

Wait, do these houses even exist?

Combine 1, 2, and 4. "Alright, Poly, if we're going to be throwing unreasonable amounts of money at this problem, let's see what we can do with that. Bring in some contractors to upgrade security, renovate, and possibly expand Bika's place, while also looking around for a quiet hidey-hole up in the mountains, and commission a few of those top-shelf anatomically-correct-crash-test-dummy sex toy things to look like me, so Meg can carry 'em around and keep the spies guessing about where I really am."

>>668478
so the wilderness plan is out?

we need security and we need to stay hidden. bika's is untraceable and it would take an angree mob to get to us there but thing is, they have an angry mob. we need a place above a police station or hire security guards or something. I'd say get the hvao involved with security but i want to remain as self-reliant as possible in case they fold under the pressure.

also some riot gear would be nice, tear gas and gas masks mainly, to avoid poly having to blow people up

There's kind of a balance between somewhere being accessible and therefore easier for hostiles to get at, but also harder for them to get at without alerting basically everyone and the cops being nearby and so on, and somewhere remote, where it'd be harder for hostiles to get but also there'd be no-one to help or at least record it for the news.

I'm leaning towards the former, since it seems this group will still find out eventually and come after you, so it'd be better to make them have to avoid publicity. Plus it looks like Bika would be happier. Ask her if she's noticed anywhere nearby for sale or rent. Maybe even some non-residential space that could be fixed up? Renovation would be a good option for making a place that's comfy on the inside but doesn't attract attention outside, and you could add your own security arrangements.

So, a place of your own, but no rushing it and buying up just what's available as soon as possible. Shacking with Bika will do for a while, as long as she continue to be ok with it.

>>668503

Okay everyone living together would be awsome but you'd need to establish all sorts of boundries and be super clear about needs. Like Bika seems to want stay where she is, Meg is the very first floater to be part of a dalubria and probably has a bunch of shit for everyone to learn, Poly has a million secrets that are probably like acid in her mind and she's going to have to find a more healthy way of managing them before somthing dangerous happens, and GG is uhh probably going to end up needing a way to hit things safely for when somthing inevitably ends up going totaly crazy. But I fully support cohousing if it can happen without everyone hating eachother.

Aw, I don't want Bika to have to kick any Bikas to the curb!

1.

With all of us living together it'll be way easier.

>>668556
Can any given Bika legally own, and competently use, a basic bolt-action hunting rifle? Not many restrictions on those in the U.S., with the whole 'right to keep and bear arms' thing, particularly since ROF is too low for spray-n-pray and longarms are too big to be concealable. Ten Bikas with rifles, defending a choke point, could probably chew up and spit out any angry mob the city could conceivably throw at them, short of combinations of weaponry, discipline, and body armor that can't really be called a 'mob' anymore.

Might be bad for PR, but hey, if maniacs break into your home with torches and pitchforks, deal with the immediate problem first and apologize to their next-of-kin afterward.

I am all for cohabitation. With the whole gang working together we can turn any place we choose to live into a veritable palace, though I think it would be wise to err on the side of modesty. We should be sure to choose somewhere near Bika's territory. We want this to work for everyone.

>>668803
That sounds like it would provoke outright riots and gunfights in the streets.

Anyways, voting for 1.

>>668803
I'm much more in favour of the Home Alone approach to riot defense. In addition to steel grating to pull down over the windows, shopping-mall-style, see about getting a battering-ram proof door (which do exist), and maybe some less-than-lethal deterrents, like tear gas and stingballs. All of which really don't put forward the whole "friend of humanity" image, but they're better than a makeshift Bika militia and more secure than secrecy and hope.

>>668478
1 is kind of the only workable option. Bika is effectively acting as the police for a big chunk of Visitor population. If she up and left, that's going to cause problems for a lot of people, people Bika almost certainly feels responsible for protecting.

We need someplace comfortable, modest, and near Bika's territory. Bika's main house may be the quickest, easiest option, but we can still shop around if the group so chooses.

It'll take some work. Everyone will have to get used to each other and we'll have to do some financial figuring, but it definitely seems like coming together in this uncertain time is the best bet.

Enemy 2015/09/12(Sat)16:48 No. 669244 ID: d78cc1
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"I think staying at Bika's or a place right near it is probably the most workable option," you say. "And it's gotta stay modest."
"Awwww," Polyphema says. "No champagne fountains?"
"Maybe a very small champagne fountain."
"Champagne birdbath," Meg says.
"I'll shop around a little," Polyphema says. "I know some fantastic Visitor-Friendly realtors I can talk to."
"If they're still visitor friendly," Bika says.
"Mmm. True." Polyphema frowns faintly. "Do you know anyone in the area?"
"I can put some feelers out," Bika says.
"That's a spooky word," GG says. "Feelers."
"It's a human expression for indirect fact-finding," Meg says. "Blame the humans."
"Always blame the humans," Bika says.
Polyphema raises her botttle. "Rule of thumb!"
"Poke around," Bika says. "With my feeeelers."

"OK," you say. "Item 2. Uhhhhh GG."
"ZZ."
"Parents thing." You rub your arm subconsciously. It feels a little more toned than it was. Maybe? "When can I clear my name?"
"Whenever, dude," she says. "You could come over for dinner. If you're still with it. I get if you're not. But like I'll be there. And you can bring someone else for, like, moral support. If you want to get all dulabira-y."

1]] ASAP.
2]] Let's give it a little more time.
3]] I can go on my own. It'll look better that way.
4]] A little backup might help.
5]] So we're having dinner at their place?
6]] I should host them somewhere. Bet they'd like Speed Luck Skut.
7]] _______________

>>669244
1, 4, 6.
Don't drag it out. It has to happen, so get it done.
Poly has probably done this before. She'll earn their respect easily enough, and her respect for Zack will help things along.

3.

Let's avoid making this thing a Thing as much as we can. For one, I don't think diplomatizing it's gonna work; they know oculots after all. At least, it won't work without being noticed.

Anyway, worse that happens is we make a bad impression and get several bone fractures. Maybe a small coma.

1, 3, 5.

It is time to prove ourselves. Showing up with an entourage would look weak, so GG should be our sole company. Facing them in their own home would show that we have confidence and courage aplenty, so we should do that.

Like Poly said, we must puff ourselves up and give not an inch. Garakton respect bravery and confidence, so let's show them what we've got.

1, 4, but not 6 because we're leaning on Bika's good will a lot as it is. Maybe if we make sure we pay fully for the service as usual.

Also Bika would have to be our +1, and taking the tiniest girl wouldn't help our reputation vis-a-vis sissiness. Poly would also not be too helpful there, they'd likely sense how take-charge she is. Meg would probably be the most impressive, actually.

>>669246
>>669253
All of these.
Except the bone fractures and potential coma.
Let's avoid those.

2, 4, 5. You might want to introduce them to Poly sometime too, now.

1, 3, 5. WE AIN'T NO SISSY!

>>669253
Second.

>>669253
>>669280
Thirded!
>>669271
>WE AIN'T NO SISSY!
NO WE AIN'T!

ASAP. There's no way we're getting much bulkier anytime soon, so we should just go ahead and work with what we have. Thankfully, we have an entire team of Visitors to give us advice before we go.

I do think that we should go alone, aside from GG. Having our entire dulabira there to back us up would look pretty wimpy, and just Poly alone would have them thinking we were trying to diplomance them into submission.

Dinner at their house would be lovely. No doubt Warrior cuisine is as powerful and charming as the Warriors themselves. Perhaps we'll learn more about the culture while we're at it.

>>669255
Seconding Meg as the +1. Check if her dating instruction manual includes any relevant tips for a situation like this.

ASAP. With Geeg. Their place.
However, before we go, we need to gather as much information as possible.
What are their names?
What are their interests?
Do they have any hobbies?
Are there any topics we should avoid?
Things of that nature.

"Always blame the humans? Haha cool. Why're a billion of us dead?"

>>669463
NO.

>>669463
Yeah sure let's throw everything thus achieved in the quest so far away. Just burn it to the ground.

>>669464
Oh you're right, we should totally ignore them making offensive jokes about Zack and an entire species. Racism is cool guys, especially when it's done by an "oppressed" subculture who just got away with committing genocide. Totally ignore that suggestion, there's nothing to be insulted by :^^^^))))))))

>>669466
Remember mother's words. Never give into hate, Zack.

>>669468
Fair point. The idea was that Zack shouldn't just do nothing about them shit-talking humanity, but I can see how I went overboard. Hindisght, 20/20, all that. My apologies. Still, we shouldn't be letting them give in to hate, either, should we?

>>669472
Yeah look you can just be like "always blame the humans?" with the right intonation and a kind of half-smirk so as to be like "hey that's not cool" without being awkward as all hell about it, y'know?

>>669473
If ANYTHING this is what we should do.
Almost all the girls have expressed admiration for humanity or at the very least a sentiment of gratitude for the way we do things. This is a discriminated against minority group blowing off steam, as they have in the past in Poly and GGs case , not a bunch of girls we're good friends with suddenly turning racist

>>669281
Counterpoint: Oculots and Warriors have A Thing, and her parents would understand that. GG and Poly met through Zack, but it's pretty obvious that they have direct romantic involvement.
It's not that GG would bring Zack and Zack would bring his other girlfriend, it's GG bringing HER girlfriend and boyfriend who also happen to be dating each other, because GG is going to have to introduce both of them and this is more convenient.

>>669492
A fair point, yes.

Enemy 2015/09/15(Tue)18:00 No. 669810 ID: d78cc1
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"I'm flying solo," you say. "And I'd love to come over to their place for dinner ASAP."
GG sits forward with a grin. "We on?"
"On like Donkey Kong."
"Good luck," Meg says.
"Who needs luck?" You hold up one of your arms and flex. "Check this out."

The girls squint.

"Well," Polyphema says. "They'll love your confidence."
"There's definitely lines there that weren't there before," Bika says.
"Good luck," Meg repeats.
"They'll love ya," GG says. "And if they don't I'll beat the crap out of them until they do."
You reholster the gunshow. "Are you being serious?"
"We'll see how the evening goes," GG says. "Dad's busy tomorrow night but the day after tomorrow we're all good I think."
"OK." You take a breath. "We're on for 2 days."
"Bene!" Polyphema takes another slug of brew. Bika taps her fingers on the table. "Any other important bulletins to share, Zackary?"

>>669810
Vacation plans!

Poly mentioned wanting to get out of the city for awhile, and we are interested.

Assuming the other girls are invited, and possibly our human friends, we would like to talk about vacation plans.

It's not just about us, Poly. Do you girls have anything to add? Any plans or projects?

Planning a vacation, and that's it from me. Anyone have something else to bring up?

Maybe we should have asked if any of them wanted to come. Oh well.
Anyway, yes. Vacation plans, anything the girls have to add. Maybe just hanging out?

Gary wanted you and GG to help him move some stuff, right? He said he'd pay.

>>669878
Sorry to say, but that happened all the way back in thread 3.
>>/questarch/634208

>>669882
Ah, right. I thought we just forgot, thanks for correcting me.

As far as vacation plans go, we can't go too far or Bika will end up spread thin. Ask the girls what ideas they have.

We should make sure not to lose touch with Zack's human friends either. Maybe one of them has an idea.

>>669870
This.
We have a group of people desperate for a good time.
There must be something somebody wants to do.

"Well, you mentioned wanting to get out of town for a while. How about that?"

>>669870
>>669948

Enemy 2015/09/17(Thu)23:00 No. 670311 ID: d78cc1
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"Planning a vacation, maybe," you say. "Poly wants to get out of town and I support that notion 100%."
"Oh word," GG says. "I too support that."
"Same," Meg says.
"Hell yep," Bika says. "I can manage here without like a dozen of me."
"What if I bring my friends along?"
"They're cool," GG says.
Meg shrugs. "Cool if they're cool."
"I've been dying to meet them," Polyphema says. "The moose jumper. I have to shake his hand."
"So we're settled on that," you say. "Awesome. I'll text my guys and ask them, you all can get whoever you want and talk to them about it too. And uhh I'll start a chat thread thing on facebook and we can all post our ideas on it. TBD sometime after dinner with GG's 'rents."
Bika salutes. "Aye-aye, captain!"

"And that's it from me," you say. "Anyone else with anything to add before we go off the record?"
"Yo actually yeah," Meg says. "Question for the group."
"Ask away."

"Can I be the one who gets to fuck Zack tonight?" Meg asks. "Cuz I've only ever done it once.

Like ever.

Why is everyone staring.

Why is Polyphema laughing."

1]] Sure thing, Meg.
2]] Sure thing, Meg. Anyone else want in?
3]] That's not exactly usual table conversation, Meg.
4]] I throw that question out to the group.
5]] I was actually going to sleep over at _____________'s.
6]] Neither of us really have a room for it, Meg.
7]] Maybe we should set up like a rotating schedule.
8]] This chicken is delicious. Has anyone tried the chicken?
9]] _____________________

3, uh 1 too?

Explain 3, but follow that up with 2. The lady asked you a question, Zack.

>>670311
9. The girls must engage in mortal combat to decide.

3 followed by 4.

6, 9. Neither of you have a room for it, but if she and Bika are alright with it, you could have a three-(plus)-some. Not sure how to word that cleverly.

>>670311
9]] You know, Meg, I think Poly might have mentioned she some interest in you.
You know, GG, I think Bika might have mentioned some interest in you.
You know, Zack, I think Zack mentioned some interest in you.
Oh STOP IT, Zack, you're getting narcissistic again.

>>670316
Agreed. Meg gets Zack first in the free-for-all.

3, 2, 7 and 9. The schedule will be determined by the winner of a monster truck rally.

tbh your love circle is getting a little bit big for one-on-one to be a regular activity. Might have to get in the mindset of regular group sex.

>>670316
>>670328
Thirded.

Bring 'em all on! We'll get the whole buildin' shakin'!

3, 2, 4 sounds sound. Points for boldness.

>>670311
2

Explain 3, then definitely 2.
This love train's picking up steam!

>>670311
4 + 9 "What, I don't get to choose for myself?"

>>670311
9) Iunno, I've been thinking we should get everyone! I just wonder how...

2, but whisper 3 in her ear first and maybe ask to look over that training manual yourself someday.

As for 6, ask Bika to clear as many of herself as aren't interested in sex with Meg out of a room upstairs. Also 8 because the chicken really is delicious.

Enemy 2015/09/19(Sat)22:07 No. 670751 ID: d78cc1
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You ahem. "That's not exactly appropriate table manner, Meg. But sure. Anyone else want in?"

A second, lengthier silence falls across the table.

For a second or two you think you might have crossed a bridge too far a bit too fast, but then the ever-game Polyphema raises her eyebrow, then her hand.

"I, for one, want to have an interesting night," she says.
GG snorts and raises her hand too.

"I wasn't necessarily expecting this kind of curveball," Meg says, sounding guarded.

"Don't worry, Megumi," Polyphema says. "Just consider it an open invitation to borrow my room for the evening, since the two of you seem to be homeless vagrants at the mo. Grightogot and myself can entertain one another on the couch if we need to."

She brings her hand down to her chin and looks across the table at Bika. "Unless Miss Bika cares to hostess?"

Bika evinces visible discomfort. "I dunno," she says.

1]] C'mon. It'll be fun.
2]] Don't worry about it, Bika. We'll be at Poly's.
3]] Just come over to Poly's and hang out for a while.
4]] I think me and Meg should probably just stay in a vacant room here. Sorry, Poly.
5]] __________________

>>670751
1, 5

"How about some party games first to break the ice?"

Something something POLY. Anything to do with Poly.

2. We respect Bika's boundaries.

>>670757
Although, we will miss you.

>>670751
2, because gentlemen don't coerce.
that goes for meg too, she decides if poly and gg are in and where we stay.

"Don't worry about it, Bika. If you'd rather not? That's fine. If you'd rather just hang out? That's fine. I just want everyone to be happy. That's all I ever want."

Yeah, meg decides!
>>670761

"Hey, I'm not interested in making anyone do anything they aren't comfortable with. Meg, Bika, I assure you this'll be a safe environment for us to explore new experiences, but if you aren't comfortable, then that's fine, too. Ultimately, we're all in this to enjoy ourselves and to enjoy each other. No pressure one way or the other."

>>670813
This sounds really good. All we're trying to do is help everyone have a good time. If we're going too fast, then we're sorry.

Yeah, 2.

2, 3. Has Bika even been to Poly's place before? If it's as palatial as the budget would imply, a few bodies might be able to have fun exploring whichever areas the rest of the dulabira aren't using for sex at the moment.

Enemy 2015/09/21(Mon)00:01 No. 671284 ID: d78cc1
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"OK," you say. "That's totally fine. No pressure."
Bika chews on her fingernail. "Sorry."
"It's seriously alright." You stand up and scoot your chair in. "So we'll be at Poly's? If you need me or anything just text. And come on over if you want. Just to hang out."
"Okey dokey." She gives a weak smile. "Bye, guys."

That probably could have gone way better, you decide, on the way to Polyphema's apartment.
The subway ride is blessedly without incident, although just to be safe all of you take separate cars and make no eye contact on the platform.
If anyone notices you they aren't audacious enough to approach you about it.

Polyphema shoulders open the door. "Home again home again!"
She steps inside and tosses her wallet and such onto a couch to her right. "Mi casa es su casa, friends."
GG crooks her neck as she enters. "Gotta get a bigger doorway."
"Nice coop," Meg says.
"Thank you, birdie. Your nest awaits." Polyphema points to her room. "GG and I can put on some music or something. Unless can I get you a drink or something."
You look to Meg, who gives an affably noncommittal shrug.

1]] Thanks, Poly. We'll, uh, be right back.
2]] Drinks sounds good.
3]] Deep six the drink but hang out for a while.
4]] Group bonding activity!!!! _____________________
5]] I hope I didn't just fuck up with Bika back there.
6]] Poly maybe we should talk about this day drinking thing.
7]] __________________

>>671284
5, and 3. Unless we want to make something sufficiently interesting out of steeped stuff and juice.

3, 5.
Let's try to keep the booze to a minimum.

We should do something to make up with Bika. I worry about her.

2

Chug! Chug! Chug!

5, 6, 7) Maybe you should reinforce the building just to be safe. Nothing serious, just plan some bulletproof redecorating with a hint of lavender-petal paint.