Suicide. You go to Hell when you kill yourself, so it should send you back home.

Torakosama 2015/06/27(Sat)16:08 No. 651222 ID: 5a1f9c
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>>651220
Brilliant, except Joey is a hell creature incapable of self harm! Hellthings like Joey just respawn at the point where they got hurt. That suicide thing would work on earth creatures. So, +1 GENIUS for you. Goody!

Now try again, smartass.

Obvious questions: where are you, and where's your home?

why may I ask are you not a fucking bird is your girlfriend a birdcess (that's probably too good for you huh)

Torakosama 2015/06/27(Sat)16:29 No. 651228 ID: f2a4fe
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>>651223
Joey is in some shitty pink forest called Magen Town. Everythung but the motherfucking sun is fucking pink. Even that rabbit is like a slight off-white pink. It sucks here. It smells like a diabetic nightmare and Joey just wants to burn everything.

As for home, that's Hell.
155 Alighieri Lane
Murdock, Hell, Underworld 666-66

>>651224
What does that even fucking mean?? First off, Joey is straight, female and does not want to fuck a bird. Second, leave the premisses, you're obviously inebriated.

kill and eat rabbit in cold blood.

Try to kill glowy yellow orb that ruins everything.

Unless you're smart enough to know that's a sun, in which case, yell at the sky instead

Flip off that sun; give him something to smile about.

Torakosama 2015/06/27(Sat)17:19 No. 651248 ID: f2a4fe
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>>651231
Joey's afraid the rabbit might be made of sugar and she doesn't care for sweets.

>>651235
>>651239
"'Ey, sun! Fuck you! Fuck you and your shitty grin!"
That was extremely cathartic. Nice suggestion.

Now how do we get the fuck out of here?

Toss the bunny straight up. Walk in whichever direction the bunny lands relative to you.

>>651248
What demon powers you got? It sounds like you're functionally invincible since if you die you just respawn. Are you especially strong or durable? Can you respawn a distance away from you die so you can't be spawncamped?

>Joey just wants to burn everything
Well, burning everything is one way yo go to hell.

>what do
Explore. You're gonna need to find some entrance or portal to hell, or some magical means of getting there. You're not gonna find either sitting here.

Torakosama 2015/06/27(Sat)17:41 No. 651259 ID: f2a4fe
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>>651249
Unnecessary violence to innocent creatures, you say?

Torakosama 2015/06/27(Sat)17:51 No. 651263 ID: f2a4fe
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>>651251
Oh, Joey is not by any means invincible. If she's killed by holy items, it's curtains for her. The end. Sayonara. Joey is however, resistant to flame, and unholy arms. She has the following powers:

Pyrokinesis
Advanced night vision
The ability to decieve (unless a lie spell is used)
She's pretty smart so there's that

"Get back here you piss-drinking shit-sucker!"
>>651257
Well, she's about to give chase, so that's exploring.

Everything smells like a diabetic nightmare? Hmm, you know that sugar burns, right? If you have trouble bringing you to Hell, consider lighting up some fire and see if you can't bring Hell closer to you. LIGHT IT UP!

CHASE BUNNY

KICK BUNNY

Run in the opposite direction, and when the bunny thinks that you've left, appear from the other side and kick him in the face!

>Well, she's about to give chase, so that's exploring.
Sure. A rabbit's random-walk is better than nothing.

Torakosama 2015/06/27(Sat)19:33 No. 651289 ID: f2a4fe
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>>651268
>>651269
>>651285

"Hahaha!"

Torakosama 2015/06/27(Sat)19:35 No. 651292 ID: f2a4fe
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Pow!

The rabbit is making a squeak of pain, surprise and cuteness.

So, what is the last thing you remember before somehow ending up here?

you have nice legs.

This place looks like it's possibly easy to get lost.
SO BLAZE A TRAIL WHEREVER YOU GO SO YOU DON'T LOSE TRACK OF WHERE YOU'VE BEEN!

>>651292
Is joey a boy or a girl?

>>651333
see
>>651228
>First off, Joey is straight, female

>>651292
Wow, your dress sure is cut short.

Look around. Have you ended up anywhere more interesting after the chase?

Torakosama 2015/06/29(Mon)08:14 No. 651646 ID: ef583c
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>>651293
Joey was home, then she got drunk, then she woke up in some field with bushes that apparently grow bubblegum, a smiling sun and some guys telling her to do shit in her head.

>>651344
Well, instead of a pink bush, we've come across a blue bush, for once. The bunny is just sitting there, staring, dazed. Joey thinks it might be stuck. The bubblegum bush is heavy with ripe fruit. The kettlecorn bush is still unripened. So much for food...

Nonetheless, nice. Now we're getting places.

Investigate blue bush?

Torakosama 2015/06/29(Mon)08:41 No. 651651 ID: ef583c
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>>651647
The blue bush looks like a clump of hair upon closer inspection. One in desperate need of a comb. Joey really didn't like how that rabbit is staring at her.

Torakosama 2015/06/29(Mon)08:46 No. 651653 ID: ef583c
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"I'm not a bush."

oh, it's some kind of blue creature? that's a step up. ask what it's deal is and why it's hanging out in pink land.

Torakosama 2015/06/29(Mon)09:19 No. 651658 ID: ef583c
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>>651655
"I'm an angel that fell from Heaven and instead of breaking all my bones, I got stuck in the ground, and now, something is caught in my hair. I'm Rasmir."

Joey didn't ask and doesn't really care. But an angel can prove useful. The angel is the antithesis of Joey: she's resistant towards holy items, and if she's killed by unholy items, it's goodbye.

Commence pointless, doubly-fatal fight to nonexistence: At least if you and this angel kill each other you won't be here anymore, which is a step up on our quest to get home, right?

Hrm. So I'm thinking first we punt the bunny outta that hair.
Then we ask if the Angel knows a way back to our respective homes, or if the best thing she can think of is fighting to the death, which, while it likely would look if not be awesome, would end in pointlessly killing us both, most likely.
Either way, that bunny probably will reappear at which point we attempt pyro kenesis on it since I bet that thing is evil, in a way that's bad for you.

>>651651
The sun changed for a moment...

>>651658
Give him a new 'do.

Seduce angel.

A devil meets an angel with anime hair? This sounds like a set up for a cheesy romance if I ever heard one.

This place doesn't have any serrated edges. Brainstorm how to craft some scissors out of the local environment.

Ask the angel if it knows how the hell to get out of this place.

Torakosama 2015/06/29(Mon)17:20 No. 651762 ID: 9d4750
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>>651667
Considering how the rabbit is just stuck in this random chick's hair, Joey risks getting her foot stuck in that bush-head.
As far as evil, I don't know about evil, but it sure is unsettling.

>>651692
Joey looks at the sun. Other than its shit-eating grin, it seems fine. And by the way, the angel is a girl. And Joey is not touching that nappy, gross hair!

>>651726
"Yo, angelface. You know how to get the flyin' fuck out of this pink hellhole?" Joey laughs. Hell is pretty cool, believe it or not.

Rasmir gives a dissenting grunt. "I have to actually see the surroundings to give any assistance."

set bunny/hair on fire.

>Considering how the rabbit is just stuck in this random chick's hair
Then would yanking on the bunny be a way of pulling her out without touching the hair itself and risking getting stuck?

"Help us" in the sky... Interesting...

Flames should be last resource... Maybe try to kick the bunny again? Or grab him by its ears?

Fire is probably a good solution here. It won't kill the angel, will it?

Torakosama 2015/06/29(Mon)20:53 No. 651803 ID: 9d4750
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>>651767
We got the damned rabbit, but not the damned angel.

>>651692
>>651770
You keep mentioning the frickin' sun but nothing about the sky seems odd to Joey!

>>651770
>>651775
If Joey sets Rasmir's head on fire, it will hurt her because of Joey's Demonic Disposition. Joey now has:

The Fucking Rabbit

>>651803
Bully the rabbit into digging her out. Rabbits dig rabbit holes, right?

Ignore angel, get tools to dig him out first.

Torakosama 2015/06/29(Mon)21:35 No. 651812 ID: 9d4750
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>>651804
>>651805
"I am not

Torakosama 2015/06/29(Mon)21:35 No. 651813 ID: 9d4750
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a guy!!"

Yeah we know but it got you angry enough to fix your situation.
Sup.

Exactly according to plan.

...And angels are different from demons HOW? (Other than the resistance/weakness to holy/infernal.)

Well, she's out. Smack hysterical angel in the face with rabbit.

>>651812
>>651813
Huh. Apparently both of you can hear us, or she wouldn't have been offended by that.

Torakosama 2015/06/29(Mon)21:58 No. 651830 ID: 9d4750
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>>651814
A-are you saying that Rasmir is not pretty?! Th-that's so mean!!

>>651818
O-of course she can hear you, you mean meanies! First, of all, you won't stop talking about going home and-and Rasmire has no home! She-she-!!...

>>651816
Wh-why do you wanna hurt Rasmir!?!

We've spent entirely too much time with an increasingly-annoyed demon, here. We need to get her home in Hell before she actually acts on my sarcastic suggestion to burn everything for miles until this place IS Hell.

>>651830
Because Joey was with us first. So we're more inclined to go along with her pattern of behavior. I mean we can't be both good AND bad.

Anyway, do you know anything about this place? Something about the sun and sky is weirding us out. Like this place is cursed or something.

>>651830
What? No, I just needed you pissed off so you'd fight your way out.
Also, we're the headvoices of a particularly sociopathic ic demon girl so expect us to be kinda dickholes.
Ya weepy sod.

>>651830
Wait, you're homeless?! That... doesn't seem right.

Rasmir, this place is NOT as it seems.
>>651651
>>651692
>>651762
>>651770
Fight back!

blow up pink lands.

Torakosama 2015/06/30(Tue)16:37 No. 652038 ID: 9d4750
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>>651835
Joey agrees with that voice.

>>651837
This is where the whole angels good/demons bad thing is completely different from what it was centuries ago. Angels can be bad, and demons can be good. The whole holy/unholy thing is more of a body thing than a mind thing. But neither Joey nor Rasmir seems to know what this place's deal is.

Torakosama 2015/06/30(Tue)16:37 No. 652040 ID: 9d4750
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>>651865
Yes, yes, blow up the pink shitty forest, because what the fuck is that?

Torakosama 2015/06/30(Tue)16:47 No. 652042 ID: 9d4750
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ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAWWWW--HISSSSSSS

Whatever it is, punch it in the mouth to assert dominance!

That would be scary... but it's... pink...

>>652047
Yo you should maybe not let that touch you, probably bad news bears.
what I am saying is tuck and roll the fuck out.

>>652047
Um. Keep in mind you're angel and demon. Is this thing holy or unholy? If neither, it can't kill either of you. If either, only one of you is in danger.

Anyway, fight it. Joey can light it on fire... what can you do, Rasmir?

Torakosama 2015/06/30(Tue)17:10 No. 652060 ID: 9d4750
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>>652057
"Do me a personal favor, Raspberry, and get the hell out of here!"

Torakosama 2015/06/30(Tue)17:20 No. 652064 ID: 9d4750
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HAAAAAHHH!!!

i hope it's as flammable as normal sugar. anyway, once it pulls back from pain RUN.

>>652064
well shit. drag demon ice cube to safety.

Nice.
Now let's honor Joey's last spoken words and RUN FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!

HEY! PINK AND CRAZY! CAN YOU HEAR US!?!

Torakosama 2015/07/05(Sun)15:51 No. 653253 ID: 1bf4d8
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>>652070
Rasmir is running. She is running fast and free. She uses some red vines and drags the demonsicle away with her.

Torakosama 2015/07/05(Sun)15:52 No. 653255 ID: 1bf4d8
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>>652071
It cannot.

Good.
now I'm gonna go ahead and guess that Joey is fine. I'm also going to guess you...Don't like fighting. Joey is maybe more skilled/has more of an aptitude for that, which makes me wonder what you can do...
The wings suggest flight, but if you can just outrun that pinky freaky I wonder if you could spare the breath to use more ice on it?

Torakosama 2015/07/05(Sun)18:41 No. 653298 ID: 6898b5
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>>653277
Rasmir is really tired already. And unless you really upset her, she is utterly incapable of fighting. Looks like the pink thing stopped chasing them, and Joey is defrosting.

need to find some place to thaw.

Don't you have some thermal abilities? I mean, it's not like your instructors just let you learn freeze abilities only if you do this to your friends...

>>653298
What other stuff can you do, angel?

If the pink think stopped chasing you, you can probably stop running, and just wait for Joey to defrost.

Ah, okay, you can rest now Rasmir...Umm, you wanna talk to us about how you got here? It seemed like something tragic happened, and now is a good time since Joey is still frozen over...

Torakosama 2015/07/05(Sun)19:31 No. 653308 ID: 7e2b63
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>>653300
Rasmir can breathe ice, has hydrokinesis, and ... she used to be able to fly. Her wings were clipped.

>>653300
Rasmir only has the ice and water elemental powers.

Torakosama 2015/07/05(Sun)19:31 No. 653309 ID: c197cf
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>>653304
... Rasmir was once an angel, pure and sweet. She was working to become a seraph. But she's become a Fallen. Her wings were clipped by a demon in disguise, and she failed to prove her innocence in the eyes of the highest order of seraphim.

As sad as that is to hear, shouldn't the difference in size between your wings be an even more serious flying problem? Can't you just get augmentations to replace the wing joints? Also, how are you able to fly with all that hair?

Torakosama 2015/07/05(Sun)19:57 No. 653315 ID: c197cf
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>>653314
"I'm fine, you idiot."

>>653315
haha, sorry about that, he's kind of an idiot.
so uh i think an ice blast to the monster would have worked better. or did you just sorta panic?

>>653315
ignore him, kome is crazy whackadoodle. brush your hair out o your eyes and get ready for a tirade because it look like joey's almost defrosted enough

>>653308
You okay, Joey?

>>653309
Wait, you were kicked out because someone else assaulted you with scissors? Talk about punishing the victim. That's in no way fair.

>>653309
Can they be uh... un-clipped?

>>653315
Dude, I was just trying to break the mood.

Important: Joey is still encased in ice. If you don't do something she might get sick from fever. Did you learn any remedies for that?

What does being a seraph entail?

Use hysrokinesis to launch some ice or water from the melted ice at the monster.

I...am sorry for your loss...
As a change of subject-it would appear that Joey is now free of her impromtu icy prison.
So...
I guess we're more or less back at square one. How do we get out of this place.

Torakosama 2015/07/06(Mon)11:04 No. 653441 ID: 6898b5
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>>653318
Rasmir panicked like a little panicky chicken.

>>653326
They can be restored through holy magic.

>>653328
Joey's a fire elemental, yes? She can just heat herself up. That could be why she's defrosting so quickly; she's heating herself up.

>>653320
... Rasmir actually had a relationship with said demon in disguise... and in the... uh ... bedroom... he accidentally clipped her wings. If he were an angel they'd grow back. Because of his unholiness, he tainted her, and thus, she was expelled from heaven. If Rasmir ever sees that lowlife again--

"Hey, icy, I figured out what that pink thing was."

Torakosama 2015/07/06(Mon)11:09 No. 653443 ID: c197cf
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"It's a shadow creature. It can be killed by light. Fire makes light. So if I see it again, I'll kill it. Don't freeze it. Something smells rotten in Denmark, and I'm willing to bet it has something to do with me being here. Also, I'm calling you Razz from now on."

>bedroom scissors accident
Someone was doing something kinky, weren't they.

Really says something weird about heaven if dating a demon is okay but accidentally getting hurt by one is banishable.

What happened to the good / evil thing for angels and demons being just an old prejudice?

>shadow
Then why's it pink?

>>653454
> dating a demon is okay
Did you miss the part where he was in disguise? They kicked her out for dating the demon, having her wings clipped was just how they knew he was one.

> good/evil angels/demons an old prejudice
Doesn't mean they aren't still enemies.

>>653441
>if Rasmir ever sees that lowlife again
You'll do what? Beat him up and then devolve into more angry sex?

They might have kicked her out for... larger and louder reasons. The wing clips being the icing on the cake. If your wings can be healed, why would they kick you out just for broken limbs? There are likely medical students who need tainted patients to practice on...

For now, get going. Look for stuff to pick up, this place is full of danger and sunshine; best you learn how to wield the former.

Let's...get our focus off of the past and into the future...Namely...Finding a way too get Joey home and a place for Rasmir to stay...I want to say hanging around here- but I dunno if Razz likes this place or not...Do you?

>>653562
Rasmir thinks this place is like home:shows a beautiful, happy image but hides terrible secrets and is full of pompous assholes who control everything while the public is either too afraid to speak, too stupid to see it or is well-off enough to not give a fuck.

>>653469
Demons already let the rivalry go. Angels however... they're typically more conservative in their beliefs.

>>653509
Oh they did. But that is neither here nor there.

Now's a good time as ever to go over what it is that Joey and Rasmir can do.

Torakosama 2015/07/07(Tue)17:38 No. 653804 ID: 6898b5
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"Ah, shit."

>>653804
Alright Joey you're up. Blast that thing with some fire.

Combo attack! Ice lens to focus the light from the fire. Burn it like an ant.

Yep, Joey Does the Fire thing, Rasmir takes cover...Actually, can you use your ice breath to make a wall of ice or something?

Torakosama 2015/07/07(Tue)19:40 No. 653834 ID: 6898b5
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>>653804
>>653817
>>653815

"Razz! You're ice and water, right?"
"Yes!"
"I need you to make a waterwall and freeze it. Make it huge!"

Torakosama 2015/07/07(Tue)19:41 No. 653836 ID: 7e2b63
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"I'm gonna blast this thing, okay?"
"O-Okay!"

Torakosama 2015/07/07(Tue)19:41 No. 653837 ID: 7e2b63
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HAAAH!!

Torakosama 2015/07/07(Tue)19:42 No. 653839 ID: 6898b5
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"HYAH!!"

Torakosama 2015/07/07(Tue)19:43 No. 653840 ID: 7e2b63
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SKREEEEEEEEEeeeeee...

Torakosama 2015/07/07(Tue)20:36 No. 653851 ID: c197cf
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Holy crap.

Torakosama 2015/07/07(Tue)20:36 No. 653852 ID: 6898b5
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That worked.

VICTORY SCREECH!

Then continue to walk and talk about this place.

Awesome.

So, anything visible around now or is it just pink nothing?

Hey Rasmir do angels usually have fangs?

Hey, cool. No reason to fear shadows now!

So uh, anything worth investigating in this new portion of the pink landscape you ran off to?

VICTORY SCREECH

now kiss

Consider victory nookie, realize this is a poor place for it and you haven't had a proper first date yet, reject idea of victory nookie.

SCORCH THE EARTH. Make the remaining enemies cower in your presence.

>>653863

WHAT REMAINING ENEMIES, KOME
WHAT ENEMIES ARE PRESENT

WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN, KOME

THAT, ladies, was awesome.
Now that we've taken down that shadow beast...I guess the question is what now.
Though I have a suspecion on WHERE you guys are, beyond the vague name Magen Town...Or maybe more like Magenta, and you've landed in a world based on colours.
That's maybe not a good thing, what with a potential...uhh...Basically, some kids with powers might show up, and if they do, be ready for action!
Though, yanno, I might be off on this one. It's a vague guess.

Torakosama 2015/07/08(Wed)19:05 No. 654093 ID: 7e2b63
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>>653855
Well, now there's a tiny black thing with a crown-shaped thing on its head. And how presumptuous! Angels and demons have vastly different physiologies. The only thing that truly separates an angel and demon is the presence of horns and a halo. Not all angels and demons have wings. Once we meet other angels and demons, you'll see.

Torakosama 2015/07/08(Wed)19:11 No. 654094 ID: c197cf
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>>653934
Joey and Rasmir live in Estrelona. If by kids you mean the Rainbow Warriors, well, that happened thousands of years ago. Joey almost forgot about that lesson in high school history.

But onto the now. You are presented with two options:

Get past the huge, possibly higher leveled guards blocking the next step towards home, Gambler's Fallacy

or

See what's up with this shitty pink forest, and maybe get some money and experience.

>>654094
Pink forest.

>Well, now there's a tiny black thing with a crown-shaped thing on its head
Loot crown.

>And how presumptuous!
Which would be why Z asked, instead of presuming.

>what do
Grind!

Inspect Save Us.

Torakosama 2015/07/08(Wed)19:53 No. 654114 ID: 7e2b63
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>>654099
Joey tries to pick up the crown to pawn it without shame. It must be a part of the little black thing's body.

>>654101
Rasmir, unlike Joey, sees the Save Us in the sky, and uselessly flutters a mere foot off ground. Having useless cripple wings really sucks.

>Having useless cripple wings really sucks.
What's required to fix wings? If you can't get anyone in heaven to fix them, maybe there's someone here? Or you can fix them yourself if we grind long enough?

Torakosama 2015/07/08(Wed)19:58 No. 654117 ID: c197cf
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"...K-Kettlecorn...."
Oh my god, this thing has a deep-ass voice.

Hello?

Torakosama 2015/07/08(Wed)20:27 No. 654127 ID: 6898b5
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>>654116
Holy magic, or a highly skilled cleric can restore angel wings. Rasmir, unfortunately cannot fix them herself. She isn't a cleric of any stretch. If she learns any aerial attcks, her wings as they are only deal 50% damage. This rule applies to all wings, angel, demon or halfling. If she got prosthetics, the damage ranges from 20% to 80%, but accuracy is always 100%. The only way to guarantee 100% damage is to heal her wings. We can deal with that in Gambler's Fallacy. For now, Joey has to deal with this twerpy... Errr... Joey thinks it's an Inkling.

>Urrgh... Please, madame... Pick some Fresh Kettlecorn off the Kettlecorn bushes and give me some. I... I can't maintain my body.

"What's in it for me?"

>"1500 XP, and 10,000 Lens"

"I dunno, I'm a busy woman... Can you make it 1500 XP for me and my angel friend."

>"Sorry... I cannot..."

What should Joey do?

UUUUUUUUGGGHHH, FINE. DO THE THING TO SHUT HIM UP.

>>654127
Yeah sidequest that thing.

What's an Inkling?

Ask where the kettlecorn bushes are, as well as the nearest town. Threaten to stomp on him if he doesn't pay up the 10,000 lens (unless you get 3,000 XP instead).

>>654127
Eh, fine, I don't want to look at that ugly failed mark on my quests list.

It goes without saying you better not attack us again. Next time I won't be helping you.

wait hang on-wasn't that inkling the guy behind the shadow beast?...Ehh, he won't try that again given how he got wrecked the first time.
Soo forest poking around sounds good to me.

Torakosama 2015/07/08(Wed)21:10 No. 654141 ID: 6898b5
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>>654129
>>654130
>>654135
>>654136

"Alright, ya little puke. If you don't pay, I'll kick your ass."

>"Deal."

"I want my experience, too. If you don't fork that over, I'll burn you to a crisp."

>"Deal."

"Also, out of curiosity, why were you a shadow crea--"

>"P-please go get my food..."

"Fine. Razz! We're out this bitch."

"I'm coming..."

Oh look the sun changed again

You may want to purchase a camera or PDA.

Ask for the inkling's name and organization. Start walking but then hide behind something and analyze the inkling, make sure they don't talk to their advisors in a mysterious way and stuff.

If nothing else we want that guy fed to keep him from going comatose so we can get information from him.

Is Razz ok over there?

Don't worry Razz we'll fix you up once we get into town.

Lil' gift dropped in /questdis/ for you, I also need ideas for your favicon so drop a line over there.
Check up on Razzle, they look kind Frazzled.

Link the thread, please. Thanks.

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/90830.html#92943 fanart thread
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/66907.html favicon thread

Torakosama 2015/07/10(Fri)12:40 No. 654725 ID: c197cf
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>>654165
Joey senses the candor in the little thing. But he seems to know more about the weirdness of this place than he lets on.

In this barren wasteland sugar hell, there is nothing but pink grass, and vegetation that grows candy and snacks. Snacketation?... Whatever. No stores until we hit the next town.

>>654167
>>654170
>>654632
Rasmir is ... sad that she can't fly to see if the sun is really the sun. Rasmir has heavy doubts about that. She saw its face change. And what is with this rabbit? It's holding... popcorn?

>>654725
Ask where it got that. Don't eat food offered by strangers.

Torakosama 2015/07/10(Fri)13:41 No. 654751 ID: 6898b5
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>>654732
The rabbit eats the popcorn and takes off.
"Ah!"

Torakosama 2015/07/10(Fri)13:42 No. 654752 ID: 7e2b63
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"Wait! Come back!"
Joey glances over and ... Rasmir is chasing after the white rabbit.

the rabbit has popcorn.

Torakosama 2015/07/10(Fri)13:43 No. 654755 ID: 6898b5
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Joey is done with this fucking sugar forest and that stalkery rabbit.

Torakosama 2015/07/10(Fri)14:28 No. 654768 ID: c197cf
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Joey wants to get this fucking sugar corn and feed that twerp of an inkling and destroy whoever put her here.

"Joey! I'm having trouble keeping up!"
"I'll get you later, Razz, but I gots personal biz with the rabbit."
"He knows where the kettlecorn is! I think. Don't kill him!"
"I'm gonna fuckin' mangle it."

That rabbit has been getting on Joey's nerves since she woke up. She feels its presence all the time ever since TOUCHING it. Why? What's this rabbit's deal?!

...Little bunny foo-foo there has been guiding us, I think. To what end, I can hardly imagine.

I think the rabbit wants to fuck you.

...I just thought of somethign! Back where Rasmir was buried, there was a kettlecorn bush!
Screw the rabbit, let's go back there if we can find the way!

It was unripened though.

>>654783
Then dig it up and give it to the inkling! He might pay extra for a kettlecorn generator.

>She feels its presence all the time ever since TOUCHING it.
Um. Are you allergic, maybe?

And is the bunny so bad? It lead you to someone who helped you overcome the shadow monster. You might not have fared so well on your lonesome.

Torakosama 2015/07/14(Tue)19:38 No. 655947 ID: 3d829f
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>>654770
>>654772
The foul, saccharine lagomorph must die.

Torakosama 2015/07/14(Tue)19:41 No. 655948 ID: 3d829f
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"You worthless, lesser thing. Why do you follow me? What is your purpose, worm?!"

>>654796
The creature is... sentient... not a rabbit... it's a.....
....

Torakosama 2015/07/14(Tue)19:41 No. 655949 ID: 3f1a61
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.... a.... sasaypi....? He helped... he... he... he is... Ki'iren...

Torakosama 2015/07/14(Tue)19:42 No. 655950 ID: 3f1a61
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.... Joey is ... losing herself.

Your hatred of the saccharine pink, hold on to it! The creature clearly knows your might and is acting in its self-interest to keep you from destroying its home with cleansing fire. Be emboldened, be satisfied, the threat of your wrath has made the world move for you! Now make use of this and continue.

>>655950
Hey. We know you're not a psycho. Calm down, center yourself.

we're here for you.

>>655949
Hmm, that's what the sky called him too. And it also said "DON'T KILL BUNNY" like a million times so maybe you should that. I mean not that we know what's up with the sky but it seems to be another victim here?

>>655950
Um um losing yourself how? Don't lose yourself that sounds bad!

>>655950
Quick, what's important to you? When you were home, what mattered? Not that stuff that made you angry- what was important

Hunh...
losing yourself...Is it something about not being back home in Hell?
...At any rate, I guess we can get the kettlecorn and give it to the shadow imp.

Torakosama 2015/07/16(Thu)20:15 No. 656391 ID: 6898b5
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>>655983
>>656016
>>656022
>>656131
>>656182
Rasmir thinks that Joey can't hear you... the sky seems to be telling her things. It reads that "Koa'amal is the Sun and Ki'iren is the Rabbit. Somehow, they're related. Neither Ki'iren or the sky can directly speak to them.

"Sky person? Are you Koa'amal?"

We might need augmented vision for this quest, my eyes hurt.

So, where EXACTLY is this place? Do not hold back any details.

What's a sasaypi? Joey said the rabbit is one.

So what is up with the whole "bleeding from the eyes" thing? On a probably related note, what is it you need help with?

Rasmir, do you recognize either of those names?

So, anything you need help with? I'm assuming there's something going wrong that we can help with, since right now Joey and Rasmir are sorta temporarily adventuring around in this world.

what the fuck is going on

i lost track of what is happening in this quest real quick

i thought we were trying to get to hell, here

Torakosama 2015/07/19(Sun)18:16 No. 657011 ID: 2c10fa
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>>656400
Since Rasmir doesn't know, she asks Koa'amal and OH GOD IT'S LIKE MILLIONS OF WHISPERS OVER TOP ONE ANOTHER GETTING LOUDER AND LOUDER.
Yeah, next time, maybe direct the question to who you're actually talking to so that this doesn't happen.

fine, guess we need to just figure it out later. look for water. staying hydrated is important.

>>657011
...aren't we only talking to one person though? Also there's nobody for Rasmir to talk to except the sky. I don't understand what went wrong just now. How is her head filled with whispers when neither Koa'amal nor Ki'iren can directly speak to her? Who's whispering?

Oh my apologies!
Question for the Sun: Is there any area effects that might mess with outsiders to this plane, like Rasmir and Joey here?

Torakosama 2015/07/19(Sun)20:01 No. 657023 ID: 225ac6
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>>656436
Sorry... Rasmir is sorry...

She can answer this one though. Sasaypi are tall, fairly intelligent primates. They're known for their colorful fur, and for its extreme shortness. Almost like not having fur. Kinda cool.

>>656523
She doesn't, but she thinks they're cool. "Rasmir" is so lame...

>>656552
Well, Rasmir is afraid to ask again... She asks Koa'amal if she can tell us what it is that's wrong with this place. Every time Rasmir looks at the words written in the sky, she feels empty, and she hears beautiful whispers from a young woman. Almost like a lullaby. For some reason, looking at too many of the strange sky words at once hurts her.

Torakosama 2015/07/19(Sun)20:21 No. 657025 ID: 225ac6
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>>657021
"Well? Is there?"
No.
>>657017
"Ms. Sky... um... are you a miss?"
Yes.
"Well, um... how can I hear you?"
Unholy magic has kept me trapped here for months.It seems I can only speak to select few.
Rasmir winces. She takes no damage, but it felt like she was shocked by static.
Sorry.

Frost breath to your right.

Torakosama 2015/07/19(Sun)20:30 No. 657028 ID: 1e667a
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>>657014
Rasmir asks the rabb-- Ki'iren to get some water. He/she(?) seems to know how to survive as a wild animal, so ... Ki'iren can get some.

"Are you a boy rabbit or girl rabbit?"
"..."
"Squeak once for boy and twice for girl."
"Squeak."
"Okidoki..."

Torakosama 2015/07/19(Sun)20:45 No. 657030 ID: 1e667a
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>>657026
Why? Rasmir doesn't see anything.

-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ... . . .. -. --. / .... . .-. / ... .--. .. .-. .. -

oh, souls. huh. got any soul food?
i kid i kid.

just try to keep her body alive while it figures out what to do.

Sun: Is a particular person to blame for trapping you?

>>657030
Why is there morse code stuck to her eyeballs?

Lick the morse code.

Torakosama 2015/07/19(Sun)21:32 No. 657041 ID: 225ac6
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>>657031
>>657032
"Koa'amal? Who did this to you? Where is your body?"
Louka did this to me. My body is being held by him. He plans to use it as a puppet for an artificial spirit. That sick bastard!
"Eek!"
Sorry.

>>657033
-.- .. .. .-. . -. / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / - .-. .- -. ... ..-. --- .-. -- . -.. .-.-.- / -.- --- .- .- -- .- .-.. .----. ... / ... .--. .. .-. .. - / .-- .- ... / -.. .. ... .-.. --- -.-. .- - . -.. .-.-.-

"Uhh.."

-.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / - --- / ..-. .. -. -.. / .... . .-. / -... --- -.. -.-- --..-- / .-. .- ... -- .. .-. .-.-.- / --. --- / --- -. / .-- .. - .... --- ..- - / -- . .-.-.- / .. .----. .-.. .-.. / -... . / --- -.- .- -.-- .-.-.-

>>657041
Okay. Translation:

YOU ARE SEEING HER SPIRIT
KIIREN HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED. KOAAMAL'S SPIRIT WAS DISLOCATED.
YOU HAVE TO FIND HER BODY, RASMIR. GO ON WITHOUT ME. I'LL BE OKAY.

So. Final question for Koa'amal: should we fetch the peppercorn?

>>657046
Joey can communicate via morse code on her eyeballs?
...
Okaaaaay then...
... at that point why not just writing?

oh, Bunny is bringing something. Is it a glass with water?

Torakosama 2015/07/23(Thu)05:22 No. 657667 ID: 1e667a
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>>657046
"Can I give the kettlecorn to this guy?"
Yes. I'll watch over your friend.
"Thanks. Oh, and Ki'iren? Thanks for the water... and you collected the kettlecorn? You're both so kind... I hope Joey is okay..."
I will warn you if anything happens.
"Okay... I'm gonna find the inkling..."
Be safe.
Rasmir feels like her mom is talking to her. This Koa'amal woman... she's certainly a kind one.

Torakosama 2015/07/23(Thu)05:26 No. 657668 ID: a400b9
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>>657260
It was a pail... of fresh water. Surprising that it wasn't soda or something.
---
Rasmir floats around looking for the little blob of ink and flesh. She finds him.

"Oh! You've found it!"
"What now?"
"Dump it in my mouth."
"Um..."
"Trust me..."

Torakosama 2015/07/23(Thu)05:29 No. 657669 ID: a400b9
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Rasmir does as she's told and the little inkling ... quite frankly just swallows it whole, hardly chewing it. Something... strange is happening.

yeah, give the guy his peppercorn.

hunh...testing, hello, brown dude, can you hear me?
And by the looks of it he's an angel? Well I guess that's good to know.

Torakosama 2015/07/23(Thu)06:07 No. 657677 ID: 225ac6
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>>657673
Ohoho! Nikpot wishes you a hearty hello! No, no, good sir. Nikpot is actually an inkling. Inklings are a mixture of Ink puppets, flesh and blood. They are creatures of magic and biology. At one point an abomination in the eyes of many, now considered a strange creature of mystery and wonder! Not even the Inklings themselves know what it is that makes them tick!

Ohohoho, but is your business not with this absolutely adorable winged wonder? Ahahah, the presence of these headvoices are directly attached to her! She seems to be an angel, not just by her face, but by her magical alignment! Holy magicks seem to emanate... but they're very weak. And this angel's halo seems to be... missing? How queer.
---
Rasmir is nervous as hell.

>Mixture of ink, flesh and blood.
Interesting.
Anyhow, I gotta ask, what happened to you that you ended up inside that shadow beast from before we ended up fighting?

EXP NOW.

Ask about how this area's physics work.

Torakosama 2015/07/23(Thu)07:16 No. 657683 ID: a400b9
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>>657678
Ohoho. Ahhh, it's a rather unfortunate tale. Louka wanted to rule in favor of the two rightful tribe leaders, Ki'iren and Koa'amal. He turned all of the denizens of this forest town into plants and animals, all but Koa'amal, whose spirit was removed from her body to be used as a puppet for his pleasure, and Nikpot who became the shadowbeast meant to ward off wayward wanderers. Using her power, Koa'amal made a mirage of the sun to communicate with whoever could see her. She wrote messages in the sky and augmented her mirage (in some rather disturbing ways) to gain attention.

>>651651
>>651692
Nonetheless, note was taken. Good on ya.

Your reward for reviving Nikpot is
>XP: 1500
>Lens: 10,000
>Allies: Nikpot
Rasmir gains 750 XP!
---
Rasmir is smiling -- dare one says -- devilishly.
>>657680
What do you mean physics? There's nothing weird about the laws of physics here...

>>657683
Don't they have soulless clones yet? Why is Louka so utterly desperate that he has to throw his rival into a coma and [[reap]] her empty shell? Koa'amal might disintegrate the poor warlord for utterly caking her body in [[diatomaceous earth]].

Also stranger danger Rasmir please BLAH 160 degrees to your right

We might need a catchy code word for Ice Breath.

So if we confront Louka, how do we keep him from immediately turning us into whatever?

>>657686
what?

>>657683
get some exp to joey too, maybe that will give her a level up and let her come out of it.

Torakosama 2015/07/23(Thu)07:58 No. 657697 ID: 225ac6
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>>657686
>>657689
>>657692
"Beat it, headvoices, before you see some shit you'll regret." Rasmir is no longer the quiet, shy girl. She's gone psycho sexy.

Torakosama 2015/07/23(Thu)08:11 No. 657698 ID: 1e667a
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>>657692
Joey wakes up and screams bloody murder.
Joey has gained 750 XP!

oh right, forgot she fell because she was into some kinky shit.

hi joey. seems levels really wakes people up.

Ay, I want to see some crazy shit. Joey, go find Rasmir.

I dunno what Joey's thoughts on the matter of that is...
But as for more relevant things, where exactly IS this Louka guy? I dunno how powerful that guy is but depending on how strong he is we might need a bit of preparation time before we can take him down.

>>657697
... is XP an aphrodisiac?

>>657698
First sidequest completed. Hey Joey, about that burst of rage... why'd that happen?

Torakosama 2015/07/23(Thu)14:48 No. 657737 ID: a400b9
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>>657704
coincidence and nothing more. If only you all saw what was happening inside of her head.

>>657706
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>657709
Louka's location? If this village town has a center where the leader stays, then that would be the ideal location. Strength? Most lowdown villains barely above average street thug are illusions. Smoke and mirrors. Like a Shepard tone; they fool the unsuspecting into believing the sound is ascending when it's static.

Torakosama 2015/07/23(Thu)14:48 No. 657738 ID: a400b9
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>>657721
Joey does not want to talk about it. Never. It never happened. It doesn't happen. We don't talk about it. Okay? It never happened and never bring it up again.

>>657738
Joey. If you need help with anything, you can ask us.

I know you probably don't trust us, but a lot depends on us sticking together and sticking the landing. Tell us what happened.

Torakosama 2015/07/23(Thu)17:46 No. 657756 ID: a400b9
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>>657740
Joey doesn't wanna talk about her stupid head things!

>>657755
Joey does trust you. She just doesn't like talking about her personal brain problems.

"You got me water? You mean to tell me in this sugarblanketed wasteland village-town forest place that there's actually water?
Ki'iren just looks nervously. The Sun whose name is Koa'amal and nobody seems to acknowledge that looks on in sisterly disapproval of how Ki'iren is cozying up to Joey.

>>657756
pat pat fuzzy bun bun who isn't actually a bun bun.

Anyway it sounds like our next quest is to bust into the village and take out the villain so we can rescue Ki'iren and Koa'amal.

Actually, I'm wondering if there's something else we can do around here, if only because it doesn't look like Razz will be swift in returning...And it'd be a decent idea I think to find something else to practice your combat abilities upon if the gaurds should prove too much.

[put a pause on, my tablet is on the blink]

Torakosama 2015/07/24(Fri)20:56 No. 657909 ID: c197cf
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>>657757
Just as Joey is about to pet Ki'iren just to spite Koa'amal, a piercing cry is heard! It sounds like Rasmir!

>>657758
What better way to practice than fighting whatever is atta-?

Torakosama 2015/07/24(Fri)21:00 No. 657910 ID: 6898b5
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"You fucking like that?"
"Y-yes!"

Who the hell is that second voice?! Uhh. Well, Joey is presented with a number of options:

-Break up whatever is happening with Rasmir and that poor fellow taking whatever she's giving
-Explore the actual settlement to see if there are people there in need of help, at the risk of being higher level than Rasmir
-Investigate so that when Rasmir returns, they know what's happening.

>lots of blushing
Well. Um. I think we know what she's doing. Best not to interrupt.

You know how this goes, just go over and see what slapstick comedy they managed to come up with. You need Rasmir alive and sane, and if Rasmir gets her wings chopped off, that won't be an option.

>>657910
That last option sounds like a good idea.

Peek in on their public sexing though. Their fault for not getting a room.

go check, make sure no one is hurt.

Nope. Noooope. Don't investigate until it quiets down unless you want to see some shit that'll make things seriously awkward later. Pat the bun bun and pretend nothing indecent is happening.

...Investigating sounds good.

Torakosama 2015/08/02(Sun)10:16 No. 659851 ID: 7e2b63
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>>657918
You just want an excuse to whack it to something kinky!
---
Well, since Joey really wants to not see Rasmir bumping uglies with some dude, she'll go ahead and start investigating the situation at hand. There are a few weird things that she wants the answers to. Who exactly was that twerpy inkling? What's with the plant life (and lack thereof)? Where are the rest of the civilians? Where can Joey get some real food? but the question that sticks out the most: Why and how did Koa'amal and Ki'iren get turned into the sun and a rabbit?

I think the rabbit wants your attention.

Torakosama 2015/08/02(Sun)10:51 No. 659857 ID: ac5cd1
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=jab jab jab=
Man, just what happened between Random Magic Man and these two sasaypis? Why the sun and a rabbit? What on earth?...

=jab jab jab=

What is it, bunbun? Did Timmy fall down the well?

>lack of plantlife.
...Now that you mention it that IS weird. Especially given the Inkling saying the citizenry was turned into plants and animals...
>food
probably in the city. I'm guessing.
>why sun and rabbit.
...An ominous idea comes to mind. This guy for whatever reason isn't out to rule, he's out to destroy. And he's going after the citizens to eat them now that he's turned them all into harmless herbavores like rabbits, or maybe pigs and cows...But that's a left field idea I think...
Oh, and the rabbit sees something I think?

Torakosama 2015/08/02(Sun)18:29 No. 659910 ID: 7e2b63
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>>659870
Joey can't ignore any possibilities.
After all, we have no idea just who it is we're face--

Torakosama 2015/08/02(Sun)18:30 No. 659911 ID: c197cf
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"What is it? You're breaking my concen--"

Torakosama 2015/08/02(Sun)18:31 No. 659912 ID: 7e2b63
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"my concentra...tion..."

Torakosama 2015/08/02(Sun)18:34 No. 659913 ID: c197cf
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"I'm starting to get scared. I'm starting to forget who I am... who I was. I don't even know what my name is. I used to. Help. Help me."

Torakosama 2015/08/02(Sun)18:37 No. 659914 ID: 6898b5
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What is... What is happening? Where is Rasmir? Where is Koa'amal?! Where's the sugary forest?! There's nothing here! No life, no pulse! Joey can't feel. It's not within her control. Is she doing this? What happened?! She is genuinely frightened.

THREAD END Torakosama 2015/08/02(Sun)18:42 No. 659916 ID: c197cf
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"I'm not in control and I don't like that. I don't know how this is happening. Ki'iren? How am I doing this? This feels familiar, but I don't know why! Head voices? Wherr are you? It feels blank where they used to be. They? Are they real? I don't understand! I'm so scared."

Joey is panicking. You've lost connection to her.

This once simple journey to home has become something much more intricate than anyone was expecting.

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/659919.html