>>6814
There is only one way to end this. Wriggle hand through the grasp and position ourselves. Thrust our collective crotch and the panties, into her face.
TODAY WE LIVE AS MEN!

>>6818
Also, yell, "ZE WARLDU!"

Wait for her to fall over from blood loss. Steal her panties. Add to panty collection. Increase in power.

Agenda:
OUR NAME IS MUDY! WE WILL SEDUCE -ALL- THE BABES!

Clearly we have unlocked our greatest power.

>>6814
Whap Axebeard and Bladetree as hard as you can with your free hand. Maybe with her distracted, her powers over them have lessened some.

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)20:24 No. 6824 ID: f21281
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FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING NOTHING AT ALL

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)20:24 No. 6825 ID: f21281
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NOTHING AT ALL

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)20:24 No. 6826 ID: f21281
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NOTHING AT ALL!

We should suck on our finger/paw/whatever a boldling's finger equivalent is while blushing and rubbing one of our nipples while arching our back coyly, panting heavily and say
'They.... feel so... *gasp* good....'
Rub our nose a bit, slap the ass and ask her
'does it feel.... hot in here?' with a heady blush and gleam in our eye.

This should push her over the edge.

>>6826
Stupid sexy Mudy...

I mean really, there is no option Musy WOULD follow other than 'seductive boldling plan: FULL SPEED AHEAD!'

It's like the one thing we are really good at so far.

Blutjaeger number 2, YOUR HEART IS OURS!

Stand up on the table, slowly turn around. Reach up. Grab her by the shoulder straps.

Say "Your nose! Let me kiss it better."

>>6818 >>6826 >>6827 >>6830
ITT: barely disguised cyber.

>>6829
*Mudy, not Musy, but you could probably figure that out on your own, I would imagine.

But yeah, shit has been going bad recently, and you know what we have NOT been doing while shit has been going bad? being suave and seductive, which so far has a great track record of furthering our aims.

So clearly, the only logical choice is to seduce the Blutjaeger, thereby reversing our recent string of bad luck/events with 'stupid sexy boldling' powers.

Yes, this makes perfect sense to me.

>>6832
If you've got a better suggestion, we're all ears.

Wait. I've got one.

Say, "It seems I have you at a disadvantage. But we've yet to face our final challenge! There were to be three. I challenge you to a staring contest with my champions, Gunther and Hans!"

>>6833
Mudy the Jack of Hearts.

Theory: We were locked away because the skull king knew that his daughters would find us unspeakably hot.

>>6834
You see, there is a difference between suggesting a course of action, which is no doubt viable, and going into excruciating detail about it, which can be a troubling sign all by itself.

>>6835
Does that make the Skullking the King of Hearts?

>>6834

FUCK OFF, DIE, AND SEE
>>6703

>>6834
Win. If she doesn't pass out or run away from blood loss soon, we need to try this.

>>6841
What are you hoping to archive here? Spoil everyone's fun? Won't work. Show off? Won't work. Get some attention? Here, have a dozen words from me - happy now?

>>6841
Giving up isn't in our lexicon.

>>6837
Does that mean their brother will find us hot as well?

I'm... I'm afraid, /quest/...

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)20:47 No. 6848 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy continues to wiggle his butt as he ponders a way of increasing Kuhral's state of uncomfort. He brings his finger to his mouth, but is intercepted by a sharp claw, rending into his skin.
Two boiling red eyes glare at him as he's held down violently.
>"THINE HEART... STILL BELONGS TO ME."

Oh fuck she went from figurative to literal.

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)20:50 No. 6850 ID: fb5d8e
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Suddenly all goes quiet.
Mudy lays his sore head on the tavern table to catch his breath -- The collar is still choking him.


>END CHAPTER 14

>>6847
Wait, wut? There must be some way to have her faint from bloodloss. Unless we're going in that direction already.

Surprise noserub as she gets close enough?

Uh...uhh..."A heart isn't something you can just bet away"

Then uh.... KEEP DANCING, CANT STOP THE RHYTHM CANT STOP THIS BEAT! OH GOD

SAVED BY THE POWER OF LUST!

>>6854
Unless we choke after all.

...

...

With your last ounce of strength, look up and see what the fuck Gunther and Hans were staring at.

>>6852
She's not a kobold - the noserubs, they do nothing!

>>6848
She's just saying what she wants to believe~

>>6858
That is a wonderful idea.
>>6856
C'mon Reaver this; give us an epilogue!

>>6858
Remembering that we could as well be his son (although unlikely, it's a nice theory to consider), incestuous, too.
In your face, Oedipus.

Hm. my 6858 went poof. Oh well.

>>6868
But it is said to have been a wonderful idea. Please restore.

>>6870
Ehh. Just suggesting deposing the skull king, taking his throne for ourselves, and setting up a polygamous relationship with his daughters. Possibly the son, too, if we swing that way.

>>6885
We are a Boldling, one the Bold would pursue these women, and that is what we shall do.

Also, is there a set schedule for MudyQuest? I am new to tgchan, and was curious if there is a set schedule.

MUDY: Seriously consider becoming a homosexual. These women are all mad. Prince Silvermoon
seemed nice.

(>>6887 is responding to this post, deleted and resposted on account of mistyping)

>>6888

Looks like daily..at one random time during the day for.... eight hours.

>>6863
Assuming the Blutjaegers are the Skullking's children, we've seen one half-kobold and one catgirl so far. Since Mudy's a pureblooded kobold, it's doubtful that we're another of his children.

That is, of course, assuming that all the above information is correct.

>>6894
It is also safe to assume that we are not the Skullking himself, considering said entity must be humanoid to some degree. But I digress, this is best reserved for the discussion board.

Also, we must steal Kuhral's panties and add them to our fine collection.

I say we try and get Totenkopf or Darkmoon to just zap the damn shackles off of us while Kuhral is out cold.

If that doesn't work, we have a slightly drunk, surly dwarf with a sledgehammer and we really don't need a wrist to play the flute; fingers sure, and an elbow to move our hand back and forth, but not a wrist so much. We can safely splint it later.

If Kuhral wakes during this, threaten to use the same brute-force tactics to remove the one on our neck. We are a bard, we will not be chained down to but one woman, one town and we will not be cornered or controlled.

Plus, the bitch cheats.

>>6967
Kuhral isn't there anymore. She pulled a Batman and disappeared.

>>6894

Actually, Raital remarked that some of his brothers and sisters show more of their heritage, and some less. Could be that we're just happily all kobold-like.