>>6735

Wellp, we can take comfort in the fact that she'd taken us down, willing or unwilling. Even if Totenkopf, Dagger, Swordtree and Axebeard would be in a functional shape.

>>6740
"And why bother with this false contest?"

>>6744

Games are over. She has twisted the rules, she would just go "lolno, two out of three and you lost."

>>6735
"Oh. Well, we never really had a chance to start with, then, did we."
"Nice to meet you. Does second Blutjaeger come with a title? Raital was of Silver..? Does that even mean anything? Because I always meant to ask and then it was too late..."
...
"So, yeah, congratulations. You've defeated a lone kobold. What happens now?"

>>6735
Say "I function with the information I am granted, with the merest sliver of personal power I posses, and with every drunk, unconscious, unhelpful asset I have at my disposal. I feel no shame in losing a match of personal strength disguised as intellect. I regret nothing."

Not really anything we can do. We lost the moment we picked an intellectual challenge with someone much smarter than us.

Give in.

It won't be so bad. She's so pretty, and she's nice to us if we cooperate.

It'll be so much easier than hunting for the skull king.. won't it? Think of it, Mudy. You'll be safe.. warm.. fed every night. A lovely mistress to pet you and rub your nose.

No worrying about danger or trouble. No worrying about who will die next because of a bad decision. Remember Ivar and Rune? You killed them. No one else will have to die because of you.

It's no longer your responsibility..

>>6743
Oh lord, just as I read this, the Imperial March came up on my playlist.

"Allow me to play a song in respect for my new mistress..."

Play a loud, obnoxious note on your flute to try and wake everybody up.

>>6752

Silence. Defiance is the only thing we have left. Without it, we will be nothing but slaves.

Chances are she could beat us regardless if the party was awake and sober.

..or if she lost.

I suppose it couldnt hurt to tell her we're wearing raital's panties. (even if we're not).

...well actually it'll hurt a lot but do it anyway

Suddenly recall Blutjaeger powers, kill everything in the face.

Or not. But defy her. Defy her no matter what.

>>6756
Dohoho, that would be amusing at least. I say do it.

Play...diabolus in musica(Devil's Chord)

>>6760
>IDDQD

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)19:51 No. 6765 ID: fb5d8e
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>"And what now, then? What exactly are you going to do?"
, Mudy bravely asks.
>"And why bother with this false contest?"

Kuhral grins.
>"Oh, do not misunderstand, Mudy. This has nothing to do with thou. Tis simply a case of needing bait for the catch, and Raital is a slippery fish.
>But I know what she wants... and thou just lost it to me~"

Mudy knows he's completely lost. This being is far more powerful than he and his companions combined. There's only one last trumpcard to play.

He tells her he's wearing Raital's panties.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)19:52 No. 6766 ID: fb5d8e
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>"...What?"

Ok, even i'm shocked by that one.

>>6766

Oh god. We're so very, very dead.

And also her tanktop. And we sniffed them.

AND WE LIKED IT.

>>6766
If you don't believe us, take a peek.

We wont tell~

>>6766
Sternly say "Did I stutter?"

>>6768
Yes. They were delicious.

>>6766
"YOU HEARD ME."

Author 2009/07/15(Wed)19:55 No. 6774 ID: d5b2d6
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>>6766
I love you.

My, how delightful this Mudy Quest is! Why, and look! An update! Well, let's see what our delightful little kobold bard is up to and-

Oh.

Ahem, well, let's see. If this lady is indeed a Blutjager, then we can expect much of the same power as we saw from Raital. And our dear Kobold is quite incapable of defeating someone in serious combat. Remember last time characters resorted to a terrible threat with physical action? I believe it resulted in eye lasers and bad ends, but I could be mistaken.

So, the thing to do at this point is to use Mudy's incredible intelligence and charisma to win the day. Unfortunately, it seems as though this has been attempted, but I refuse to see this as a dead end, even now. There's an opening, we need only grasp it. So, then-

MY GODS. Brilliant! You fellows are marvelous! Then we've discovered it! The Blutjager's weakness! They're all apparently xenophiles and perverts! Wonderful! Victory is at hand!

Hey, she can't kill us yet! She can, tops, maim us very, very horribly.

"She won't need them when she comes to claim your life with Darkbeing, will she, now?"

>>6766
"Yes. They are very freeing, round and soft and so inviting~."

>>6778
This, a million times.

>>6778
Oh haha. This, this.

>>6778
Wow.

But phrase it as simply: "They're round and soft and so inviting~"

>>6782
Yes. I'm sorry for saying "this", but this.

>>6778
MASTERSTROKE

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)20:08 No. 6794 ID: fb5d8e
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Seeing the Blutjaeger's response, power returns to Mudy's heart. He decides to deliver the finishing blow.
"Round and soft and so invitin--!"
He is cut off as Kuhral smacks him on top of the tavern table and lifts his skirt. She is frozen in place, her eyes fixed on the boldling's bum.

>"But.. How.."
, she stammers as small red lines trickle from her nose.
>"Where did thou.."

>>6794

Wiggle your bottom.

"Take a guess..."

>>6795

Best course of action :D

>>6794
*eyegleam*
"They were a gift, from her to me. Something to remember our-" *pregnant pause* "-time together..."

>>6794
*eyegleam*
"They were a gift, from her to me. Something to remember our-" *pregnant pause, arch eyebrow* "-time together..."

Look over shoulder.

Adopt a huge, shit-eating grin.

>>6794
Wiggle your bottom.
"... and s-so... inviting..."

>>6794
"Since I'm wearing Rital's panties, you know what THAT means, right? Can you guess what she is wearing, or not wearing right now?"

>>6800
Darnit, ignore this one. It won't let me delete it.

Judging by her reaction, she is into crossdressers. Hard.

:|

Perhaps Kuhral is hot for sister? Not that we could blame her. Raital's frickin' hot.

Pray bladetree and goldwomb havent been faking unconciousness this whole time due to elven and dorfen resistance to charms.

>>6809
As if they could help us against a Blutjager.
Wit is our only hope now.

BLADETREE: Awaken. Blink. Say "What ist thou doing!?"

>>6809

Mmm. If anyone were to wake up right now, I figured it'd be Hans or Gunther, but I imagine they've got nowhere near the strength to handle an opponent of this magnitude. Best let our daring hero finish this task himself, and in the most bardly fashion possible.

It's up to him to seduce the barmaid.

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)20:19 No. 6814 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy wiggles his butt towards the Blutjaeger. He peeks over his shoulder.
>"... and s-so... inviting..."

>"Hruck!"
The response is nothing more than a muffled cry as it begins to rain red inside the tavern.

As much as it hurts me to suggest that, we need to keep up the effort. There is only this much blood in a catgirl body.

>>6814
There is only one way to end this. Wriggle hand through the grasp and position ourselves. Thrust our collective crotch and the panties, into her face.
TODAY WE LIVE AS MEN!

>>6818
Also, yell, "ZE WARLDU!"

Wait for her to fall over from blood loss. Steal her panties. Add to panty collection. Increase in power.

Agenda:
OUR NAME IS MUDY! WE WILL SEDUCE -ALL- THE BABES!

Clearly we have unlocked our greatest power.

>>6814
Whap Axebeard and Bladetree as hard as you can with your free hand. Maybe with her distracted, her powers over them have lessened some.

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)20:24 No. 6824 ID: f21281
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FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING NOTHING AT ALL

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)20:24 No. 6825 ID: f21281
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NOTHING AT ALL

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)20:24 No. 6826 ID: f21281
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NOTHING AT ALL!

We should suck on our finger/paw/whatever a boldling's finger equivalent is while blushing and rubbing one of our nipples while arching our back coyly, panting heavily and say
'They.... feel so... *gasp* good....'
Rub our nose a bit, slap the ass and ask her
'does it feel.... hot in here?' with a heady blush and gleam in our eye.

This should push her over the edge.

>>6826
Stupid sexy Mudy...

I mean really, there is no option Musy WOULD follow other than 'seductive boldling plan: FULL SPEED AHEAD!'

It's like the one thing we are really good at so far.

Blutjaeger number 2, YOUR HEART IS OURS!

Stand up on the table, slowly turn around. Reach up. Grab her by the shoulder straps.

Say "Your nose! Let me kiss it better."

>>6818 >>6826 >>6827 >>6830
ITT: barely disguised cyber.

>>6829
*Mudy, not Musy, but you could probably figure that out on your own, I would imagine.

But yeah, shit has been going bad recently, and you know what we have NOT been doing while shit has been going bad? being suave and seductive, which so far has a great track record of furthering our aims.

So clearly, the only logical choice is to seduce the Blutjaeger, thereby reversing our recent string of bad luck/events with 'stupid sexy boldling' powers.

Yes, this makes perfect sense to me.

>>6832
If you've got a better suggestion, we're all ears.

Wait. I've got one.

Say, "It seems I have you at a disadvantage. But we've yet to face our final challenge! There were to be three. I challenge you to a staring contest with my champions, Gunther and Hans!"

>>6833
Mudy the Jack of Hearts.

Theory: We were locked away because the skull king knew that his daughters would find us unspeakably hot.

>>6834
You see, there is a difference between suggesting a course of action, which is no doubt viable, and going into excruciating detail about it, which can be a troubling sign all by itself.

>>6835
Does that make the Skullking the King of Hearts?

>>6834

FUCK OFF, DIE, AND SEE
>>6703

>>6834
Win. If she doesn't pass out or run away from blood loss soon, we need to try this.

>>6841
What are you hoping to archive here? Spoil everyone's fun? Won't work. Show off? Won't work. Get some attention? Here, have a dozen words from me - happy now?

>>6841
Giving up isn't in our lexicon.

>>6837
Does that mean their brother will find us hot as well?

I'm... I'm afraid, /quest/...

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)20:47 No. 6848 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy continues to wiggle his butt as he ponders a way of increasing Kuhral's state of uncomfort. He brings his finger to his mouth, but is intercepted by a sharp claw, rending into his skin.
Two boiling red eyes glare at him as he's held down violently.
>"THINE HEART... STILL BELONGS TO ME."

Oh fuck she went from figurative to literal.

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)20:50 No. 6850 ID: fb5d8e
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Suddenly all goes quiet.
Mudy lays his sore head on the tavern table to catch his breath -- The collar is still choking him.


>END CHAPTER 14

>>6847
Wait, wut? There must be some way to have her faint from bloodloss. Unless we're going in that direction already.

Surprise noserub as she gets close enough?

Uh...uhh..."A heart isn't something you can just bet away"

Then uh.... KEEP DANCING, CANT STOP THE RHYTHM CANT STOP THIS BEAT! OH GOD

SAVED BY THE POWER OF LUST!

>>6854
Unless we choke after all.

...

...

With your last ounce of strength, look up and see what the fuck Gunther and Hans were staring at.

>>6852
She's not a kobold - the noserubs, they do nothing!

>>6848
She's just saying what she wants to believe~

>>6858
That is a wonderful idea.
>>6856
C'mon Reaver this; give us an epilogue!

>>6858
Remembering that we could as well be his son (although unlikely, it's a nice theory to consider), incestuous, too.
In your face, Oedipus.

Hm. my 6858 went poof. Oh well.

>>6868
But it is said to have been a wonderful idea. Please restore.

>>6870
Ehh. Just suggesting deposing the skull king, taking his throne for ourselves, and setting up a polygamous relationship with his daughters. Possibly the son, too, if we swing that way.

>>6885
We are a Boldling, one the Bold would pursue these women, and that is what we shall do.

Also, is there a set schedule for MudyQuest? I am new to tgchan, and was curious if there is a set schedule.

MUDY: Seriously consider becoming a homosexual. These women are all mad. Prince Silvermoon
seemed nice.

(>>6887 is responding to this post, deleted and resposted on account of mistyping)

>>6888

Looks like daily..at one random time during the day for.... eight hours.

>>6863
Assuming the Blutjaegers are the Skullking's children, we've seen one half-kobold and one catgirl so far. Since Mudy's a pureblooded kobold, it's doubtful that we're another of his children.

That is, of course, assuming that all the above information is correct.

>>6894
It is also safe to assume that we are not the Skullking himself, considering said entity must be humanoid to some degree. But I digress, this is best reserved for the discussion board.

Also, we must steal Kuhral's panties and add them to our fine collection.

I say we try and get Totenkopf or Darkmoon to just zap the damn shackles off of us while Kuhral is out cold.

If that doesn't work, we have a slightly drunk, surly dwarf with a sledgehammer and we really don't need a wrist to play the flute; fingers sure, and an elbow to move our hand back and forth, but not a wrist so much. We can safely splint it later.

If Kuhral wakes during this, threaten to use the same brute-force tactics to remove the one on our neck. We are a bard, we will not be chained down to but one woman, one town and we will not be cornered or controlled.

Plus, the bitch cheats.

>>6967
Kuhral isn't there anymore. She pulled a Batman and disappeared.

>>6894

Actually, Raital remarked that some of his brothers and sisters show more of their heritage, and some less. Could be that we're just happily all kobold-like.