>>663693
There is only one solution.

MORE DRUNKEN VIOLENCE.

Either that or stall till Emerald manages to figure out what to do.

Stall with DRUNKEN VIOLENCE of course!

Necro 2015/10/08(Thu)11:08 No. 675416 ID: e4abe1
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You try All the button, lots of beeping happens, then, you see a small screen flash the word
incorrect password
C-can I try?
Emerald asks you
Sur-
>HahaHAHAhHah YoU W-wiLl N-nev-nevNEVneNEVER! FiGUre IT OuT!

oh oh , i know, it's "DEER"!

Necro 2015/10/08(Thu)11:27 No. 675419 ID: e4abe1
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>>675416
fuck, i'll try stalling that,
"I-I have one more booze bottle..."
You are the best!
"Y--yip! Th-thanksh!

Necro 2015/10/08(Thu)11:45 No. 675420 ID: e4abe1
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>>675418
"Hmm, It's probably something dumb...Deer?"
Error
"hmm"
Deer Noises!
The wall explode, from it the mangled body of your capturer appear, then two massive deer hands
> D-Do you L-lIKe MeeEEeeEEEEEEeeeee now?
For what for scratching a wall?
Lewd kobold noises.

uppercut their face.

>>675420
"Rudolph"?

Necro 2015/12/13(Sun)01:08 No. 688459 ID: e4abe1
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With a devastating upperdut you crush the creep's head on the ceiling floor.
Have taste of my fists!
(Lewd kobold waifu noises)

Necro 2015/12/13(Sun)01:31 No. 688464 ID: e4abe1
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Are you OK emerald?
"Y-y-yes...I-I f-feel f-fantashtic..."
She type rudolph on the keyboard
-wrong password-
"W-what!H-how?! C-cold Th-that blob r-really have used shomething not r-retarded?! I-I refuse to believe it!"

>>688464
"Christmas"? "Santa"? "Password"? "12345"?

Necro 2015/12/13(Sun)01:46 No. 688467 ID: e4abe1
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Suddenly!The magled body of the creep in egulfed by flesh creating a weird cocoon, then a roar and the wall collapse, a beast made of teeth eyes and bones erupt from it.
That should impress me?
"Kobold foaming sounds m-musht t-typt p-passshwrod...""

that password is swordfish

The password is =xmas. It's been right in front of us the whole time.

>foaming and stuttering
Is she suffering a lewd overload, or is there some horrible poison or chemical in the air we're too boozed up too notice.

Anything written on any of the reindeer pictures? Bet his waifu's name is the password

Necro 2015/12/14(Mon)10:00 No. 688713 ID: e4abe1
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I meant to update yesterday, but i have caught a bad cold so i went to bed early
>foaming and stuttering
>Is she suffering a lewd overload, or is there some horrible poison or chemical in the air we're too boozed up too notice?

Emerald, Are you sure you are OK? You are making some weird noises?
She shakingly rise her right arm and make a thumb up gesture.
>RoAAAaaAR!
A cacofony of screams make you concentrate on the enemy in front of you.

Necro 2015/12/14(Mon)10:35 No. 688718 ID: e4abe1
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>>688713
Pant pant... L-lets t-try C-Chrishtmash f-first...S-shound dumb e-enough...
-wrong password-
...Damn edgy sh-
-Overly manly fight sounds-
Y-yip~ T-that's N-not f-fair~
The beast arms explodes, but the coccon reamin safe and move further away from the front of the creature.

Necro 2015/12/14(Mon)12:49 No. 688744 ID: e4abe1
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M-must T-type password...C-can't take m-much more f-fight...L-let's try Xmas...If It'sh his shiitty reindeer's names I'll Shcream!
-Password accepted-
Yesh!
-Welcome home master~ I can I please you~?-
Says the image of a reindeer on screen
"...OK...T-that killed m-my libido-"
RIP AND TEAR!
Foaming Kobold Nises"N-ne-never M-mind...W-what to type?"

open door

open gate

release locks

Activate self-destruct

>>688744
format drive c:/

Goodbye commissioned artwork, fanfiction, OCs.

Necro 2015/12/16(Wed)10:10 No. 689139 ID: e4abe1
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>>688786
S-sweet Revenge! B-but let's see if W-we can G-get out before...
>>688748
S-same as above!
>>688746
-open door-
-Im sorry master~ I can't find that command~-
...I-I'm S-sho Formatting T-thish shit!
...Ohgod...
-open gates-
-How bold of you master~-
the reindeer blushes
C-confirm? -
"...Mishter! Hit him Harder!"
BOOOOOM!
Hard enough?
<3 pant pant <3 "Y-yes!"

>>688744
>>689139
Hey! Lizard! Why the fuck did you remove your stockings? Put them back on

A little birdie told me that hobos get off on stockings...

>>689139
MAXIMUM POWER! Punch it so hard you go full Superboy and break the universe!

>>689221
They were probably getting soggy.

Get those gates open, confirm the command!

Suggestion 2015/12/22(Tue)07:19 No. 689904 ID: e4abe1
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>>689221
>>689223
B-becaushe...I-I...
>>689311
She Bulsh so hard she emits light.
A-a-a-anyway! L-let'sh O-open T-thissh g-gate!
-Yes-
You naughty master~
A badly drawn animation of a deer opening her legs appears (reaally desperate kobold noises).
At the same time the gate starts open.
Now to format EVERYTHING!
-M-master! Are you sure You want to format everything?
>RooOOoaaR!
"Fuck Yesh!"

Suggestion 2015/12/22(Tue)07:39 No. 689905 ID: e4abe1
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The Beast try a desperate lunge in attempt to stop Emerald, but hoboman is ready, witha series of devastating punches the beast is torn apart,the remaining mass create a thougher shell around the initial coccon and a new body grows aound it.
You are not even trying anymore.
"Overly satisfied kobold noises"

>>689905
Let's get the fuck out of here.

sunlight is the basement dwellers weakness, once outside he will be scared to follow, even in this monster form.

Necro Suggestion 2015/12/24(Thu)08:51 No. 690200 ID: e4abe1
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>>689905
Mishter! The gatesh are open!
H-he wont follow us in the shunligh- FUCK! It'sh n-night time!
>BwHAhaH! You tHouUuGht I waS FuUUulish Enough TO DO ThIs DuRing ThE DAY?! YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE!

I mean... Just walk out the gate.

...You're a kobold...you can see in the dark

>>690200
Summon Santa for help! Shouldn't be hard, Drunken bums always have hearts of gold. The only loose end is Emerald.

You haven't been naughty, right?

What were you doing in that skimpy get-up with side-tie panties before all of this, anyway?

uh oh.

>>690200
It's time for the long dark night to be over. For Christmas Eve to end, and Christmas morning to begin.

Suggestion 2015/12/25(Fri)02:42 No. 690284 ID: fab78f
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>>690228
T-thish w-wash not my o-o-outfit!
...Except the panties...
Sh-shtill! santa isnot real sho w-who cares!

Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)02:48 No. 690286 ID: fab78f
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>>690256
IT'S TIME TO END THIS JOKE OF A DUNGEON!
(Koboldwaifu lewd noises)
With a devastating punch your capturer, and most of the wall behind it is turned into <nothing. Only the cocoon remain, wich starts to crack.

Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)02:55 No. 690287 ID: fab78f
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Suddenly the cocoon explode into a flash of light!
>Bwhahahahhaahha! IT'S OVER! GAVE OVER MY FINAL FORM!

Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)03:19 No. 690288 ID: fab78f
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As the light start to faid you ears paniced reindeer noises.
As your eyes adjust to the darkness emerald starts to laugh.
"Pffhahahahah! S-shomething w-went wrong?!"
...
>Noooo! it was the wrong serum!
...What?
"Hahaahah!"
>Noooo!
What now?

>>690288
He had a serum to turn himself into a deer furry but couldn't make a deer furry to fuck? That's probably the root of all of this, The guy's just so lonely he's gone nuts. I'm sure some kobold-on-deer lesbian smooching will make everything alright.

Well, grab "him" (heh) and leave. We can hand him over to the cops on charges of being a sick degenerate furry. Maybe someone out there will give us booze money, people are always more generous during the holidays.

Throw each of the girls over one shoulder and escape into the night. Can figure out what to do with them later.

Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)09:24 No. 690305 ID: fab78f
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>>690294
"I AM INTERESTED IN MASCULINE MEN ONLY!"
:I
Emerald?
°////° "I-it'sh n-not l-like I-I w-wash hiding i-i-it...."
...well, you are nice girl...
YIP!
>Noooo!
the tiny reindeer screams and rush towards you.

Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)09:36 No. 690306 ID: fab78f
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Emeraldstep in and punch her in the stomachso hard she is lifted in the air
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Rad!
"T-thanksh.."
Oh well , let's get the fuck out of here. you throw both girls on your shoulders.

Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)09:52 No. 690309 ID: fab78f
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Were to now?
"Hmm...I know where, it's a nice bar in the outskirt of my town...the owner got some scars on his face, but serves the best booze!"
BOOZE!
":3 Hehe, shall we go?"
AYE!

Christmas dungeon END Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)10:07 No. 690310 ID: fab78f
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Welcome, canI offer you something?
BOOZE!
Hehehehe!
The owner laughs
You look likes someone who had an adventure, want to tell me your story over a vouple of drinks?
"Shup barman...You wont believe thish...."

Good end! :D

>>690310
Make kobold your waifu.

>>690310
That kobold deserves a thorough boning.

>>690387
OH MY~
Soon :9