save your lizard!

Necro 2015/05/18(Mon)03:29 No. 641185 ID: f4096e
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>>638093
I'm sorry Emerald...But BOOOZE!
She puff her cheeks "Mishter!"
Pfff...sorry, soory. How about an apology hugs?
She turns red "Y-yip...R-really?"
You don't like hugs?
"I-I-I DO!"She jump down right between you arms, red as a cherry but smiling"S-sho....C-c-can I a-ashk you a qusht-"
>Nooooo! my beatifoul deerbot! You monsters!I'll make sure you will never get out of that room!....as soon as I'll be able to reboot the energy of the facility...

grab lizard, ESCAPE!

Fondle lizard lightly.

>>641185
Tell him to shut up, he's ruining the moment!

...with your booze. And lizard. In that order.

Necro 2015/05/19(Tue)09:01 No. 641483 ID: f4096e
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>>641323
"Sh-shut up! I Wash going to a-a-a-a-" she starts to glow red" Booze!"
Right! Emerald jump on my back!
"A-aye!" she shift from your MANLY! arms to your back "Let's run!".
You sprint toward the door at the end of the room, you grab the fuel tank and slam it against the door,which gave in quite easy, you hands start to shake tough.
"M-mishter?"you fall to your knees, Emerald jump down your back "What's happening?!
I'm sober...I can't move.
>Hahahahahahahahaha You are dead! I'm almost done restting-
"shut up!"she takes your face between her hands "Where do you keep the booze bottles?"
In my pants...
"..."

>In my pants...
Well where else would it be. You don't have a shirt, and you lost your hat!

>>641483
Ask her to rummage through your pants and take hold of the biggest bottle she can find.

Necro 2015/05/21(Thu)13:27 No. 641876 ID: f4096e
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"C-c-can you g-grab t-them y-y-"
I can barely talk..j-just grab as...many as-.
"OK, shorry...D-don't f-f-f-force yourself" you can see the air being distorted by the heat of her cheeks as she muster the courage to rummage in your pant's " O-OK...Got one!"she take out a bottle and put it at your lips, you gulp it down fast.
M-more...
"...O-ok" she get another one, then immediately remove her arm from our pants, she turn even more red "O_O That's not human sized!"
Booooze....

>>641876
Isn't there booze in the fuel tank? Use some of your recovered strength to break it open.

create hole in tank, CHUG

>>641876
Pull her in uncomfortably close, so you can drink the booze out of her arms. You need to nurse on the precious, precious booze.

Necro 2015/05/27(Wed)13:55 No. 643510 ID: f4096e
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>>641878
>>641885
Not drunk enough..
>>641892
you gently put your arm around a still shoked Emerald and pull her closer to you.
"Y-yip!I-I-I'm no-not r-r-ready! I-I m-mean K-kobolds are s-sup-supposed o be s-s-s-tretchy, b-but..."
You chug the booze from her her hands, then you look at her we vacant eyes.
Booze? Thanks?
"N-no problem..."

Necro 2015/05/27(Wed)14:28 No. 643514 ID: f4096e
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>HAHAHAHAHAHA! To late!
The lights turn on again!
>Now I can activate the blastdoors!
As he say that a massive metal door close in front of the one you just busted.
"NOO!"
>YES! I WON! YOU DAMN CHEATERS!
You put Emerald down and slowly walk toward the fueltank. Emerald looks at you, you smile and punch a hole in the tank, then proceed to drink every drop of booze in it.
NOW! I'M DRUNK!
>Hahahah, it's too la-
The blast door cave in at your first punch.
"OH Damn YESH!"
Were you saying?
-drunkness level:Dionysus-

Necro 2015/05/27(Wed)14:44 No. 643518 ID: f4096e
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>>643514
You Pose as a team, then step inside the new room.
It's a massive laboratory, row and row of vats are in it, You can quite figure what's inside of them.
The Christmas nutso is silent.
Now what?
"S-something ish weird, I-I Can tell there ish a trap, b-but I can't tell Where it ish..."

Alright let's just try to trigger the trap, then. Toss some of the wreckage into the room.

>>643518
Finish this. You've literally got a godly level of booze on board.

Go fully on booze saiyan and hadoken blast the lab into nothing.

open keg, chug, destroy lab.

Necro 2015/06/17(Wed)04:57 No. 649059 ID: fab78f
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>open keg, chug, destroy lab.
Sadly you had drink till the last drop of booze already, this make you sad, then angry!
BOOZE!
>blast the lab off!
YES!
You grab the pavement and rip a massive slab of concrete from it, it float in front of you for a second, then you punch it.
The massive concrete slab turn into a deadly shower of concrete bullets crashing every tubes and their contents.
You also hear Emerald screaming something in the background, but te explosion you coused made it impossible to understand.

Necro 2015/06/17(Wed)05:06 No. 649062 ID: fab78f
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Ah, take that you dumb sicko!
"Pant pant" Emerald regain some of her composture "Y-yesh!"
>You have fell for my trap!
What?
The dust sette and it's replaced by a red mist
"Aah! T-the red shtuff!"

Necro 2015/06/17(Wed)05:16 No. 649063 ID: fab78f
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That disgusting sound you heard before fighting the first abomination is now almost deafening
"M-m-mishter!"
>hahahahah! you are doomed now!

>>649063
Vaccum breath. Inhale all the red stuff, ferment it in your mouth by pure force of will, and then swallow all the red booze at once.

channel your inner kirby.

I think eating the red stuff might be a bad idea. I say back up to the door and use it as a choke point.

>>649063
since we're still taking pages from the Hulk's playbook: Clap, real hard. Maybe it'll repel the mist and leave it clinging to the walls instead of being a breathing hazard.

Necro 2015/06/25(Thu)16:01 No. 650718 ID: fab78f
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>>649143
Emerald!
"Y-yesh?"
Cover your ears and get behind me
"A-aye" run behind you "W-what are you gonna-"
No time to answer!
You clap your hands!

Necro 2015/06/25(Thu)16:05 No. 650720 ID: fab78f
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The resulting shockwave clear up the floor in fron of you of the mist and most of the flesh growth in front of you but it's only enough to meka a path in between as it only pushed the red mist aside.
To the sides of the room, growing, there is a mass of twitching flesh and bones.

pick emerald up and run like the soup kitchen just opened and they have something special today.

Necro 2015/06/25(Thu)16:08 No. 650723 ID: fab78f
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Emerald is a bit stunned despite you being her shield
"W-wha-"
>NO! You wont leave this room! You must pay for all my ruined plans!

Emerald: snap out of it just in time to see an angry drunken god slamming into the thing at the end of the room and finally ending this farce in one hit.

Move! We must get to the exit. Trying to fight this thing would be far too sobering.

Necro 2015/07/15(Wed)13:48 No. 656103 ID: fab78f
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>Fighting whatever is in this room will be too sobering
>Fighting will be too sobering
>Sobering up!
>Sobering!
WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
The sealed up door in front of you explode outward in a shower of splinters!

Necro 2015/07/15(Wed)13:50 No. 656104 ID: fab78f
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>Aaagh! My sanctum! You'll pay for th-
You are now creep out. The room is small and badly lit, trash all over the place, the walls are covered in hand painted picture of reindeers.
>N-nooooo don't look!
Emerald enter the room
"...I-I..."

What am I looking at, a fat female raindeer?

>>656107
I would say a fat male fursuiter in his parents basement or something like that.
Anyway, it has a shiny red nose. Apply FIST there.

Alright make him call off his monsters. Then explain why he kidnapped you or you'll destroy all his art.

Threaten the artwork. They'll want to preserve their precious commissions!

a basement dweller of this magnitude has only one weakness, sunlight. take him to the surface!

I keep expecting a wall to peel away and reveal that this has all been a game show, and because of your fantastic performance you've won A BRAND NEW CAR. But it's a horrible prize, because you're too drunk to drive, and Emerald is too short.

have emerald check for traps. if none, apply violence to solve the problem. if yes, leave room and throw bits of stuff at it instead.

Necro 2015/08/13(Thu)09:07 No. 662031 ID: e4abe1
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>>656184
Eh, had lots of BOOZE I would have won anyway, plus Emerald is a nice plus.
Emerald,Can you sense traps in here?
"N-no I T-think...Th-the goop in the other ish dishturbing my trap shensh...shsho many essh...
:<
You pet her.
It's fine
"t-thanksh..." she say blushing
>>656125
>>656127
>>656130
Ok dude, we can do it in two way, I destroy all your art and rag you outside, where your skin will probably start to melt off, or you can let us go.
>>656113
"Or you could punch him"
I'd love it!
":3" she smile.
>P-please! you can burn me alive, but spare my Beloved waifus OCDNS!
Y-your what?

Sorry, can't hear you over my FIST in your FACE.

FALCON PAWNCH.

FINISH HIM

>>662031
Tease him. Threaten to S one of his OCDNS-es.

Necro 2015/08/18(Tue)08:51 No. 663684 ID: e4abe1
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>>662031
you are too stunned by the utter nonsense the creepy guy is saying to react.
Whit a rasping breath your capturer take out a small syringe containing a red fluid.

Necro 2015/08/18(Tue)09:12 No. 663688 ID: e4abe1
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>pant pant..Not yet! It's not OV-
>>662032
>>662033
>>662137
FALCON! PUNCH!

Necro 2015/08/18(Tue)09:30 No. 663692 ID: e4abe1
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>>663688
the fat blob and emerald fall on the ground as the chair give in.
You roll a few meters away from the chair, the blob is on the ground foaming, the syringe broken next to him.
T-that's the shtuff from before!, before you have a chance to react it has latched to the blob. The smell is hideous, tough just barely strong enough to cover the more disgusting one in the room...A afwul scream , then you find yourself out of the room, The handsome MAN! that captured your earth is carrying you.
W-we are free?!

Necro 2015/08/18(Tue)09:45 No. 663693 ID: e4abe1
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Almost. one more doo-
>SKreeeeEEEEEEeeee!!!
>Yes, my babies come to meeeeee!
Sound of flesh moving come from the room you just came out.
"Y-yip!"
FUCK, what to do now?

TRY ALL THE BUTTONS!!

>>663693
Close the door and jam it shut!

Then go uh... look at the mechanism that controls this door.

>>663693
There is only one solution.

MORE DRUNKEN VIOLENCE.

Either that or stall till Emerald manages to figure out what to do.

Stall with DRUNKEN VIOLENCE of course!

Necro 2015/10/08(Thu)11:08 No. 675416 ID: e4abe1
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You try All the button, lots of beeping happens, then, you see a small screen flash the word
incorrect password
C-can I try?
Emerald asks you
Sur-
>HahaHAHAhHah YoU W-wiLl N-nev-nevNEVneNEVER! FiGUre IT OuT!

oh oh , i know, it's "DEER"!

Necro 2015/10/08(Thu)11:27 No. 675419 ID: e4abe1
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>>675416
fuck, i'll try stalling that,
"I-I have one more booze bottle..."
You are the best!
"Y--yip! Th-thanksh!

Necro 2015/10/08(Thu)11:45 No. 675420 ID: e4abe1
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>>675418
"Hmm, It's probably something dumb...Deer?"
Error
"hmm"
Deer Noises!
The wall explode, from it the mangled body of your capturer appear, then two massive deer hands
> D-Do you L-lIKe MeeEEeeEEEEEEeeeee now?
For what for scratching a wall?
Lewd kobold noises.

uppercut their face.

>>675420
"Rudolph"?

Necro 2015/12/13(Sun)01:08 No. 688459 ID: e4abe1
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With a devastating upperdut you crush the creep's head on the ceiling floor.
Have taste of my fists!
(Lewd kobold waifu noises)

Necro 2015/12/13(Sun)01:31 No. 688464 ID: e4abe1
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Are you OK emerald?
"Y-y-yes...I-I f-feel f-fantashtic..."
She type rudolph on the keyboard
-wrong password-
"W-what!H-how?! C-cold Th-that blob r-really have used shomething not r-retarded?! I-I refuse to believe it!"

>>688464
"Christmas"? "Santa"? "Password"? "12345"?

Necro 2015/12/13(Sun)01:46 No. 688467 ID: e4abe1
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Suddenly!The magled body of the creep in egulfed by flesh creating a weird cocoon, then a roar and the wall collapse, a beast made of teeth eyes and bones erupt from it.
That should impress me?
"Kobold foaming sounds m-musht t-typt p-passshwrod...""

that password is swordfish

The password is =xmas. It's been right in front of us the whole time.

>foaming and stuttering
Is she suffering a lewd overload, or is there some horrible poison or chemical in the air we're too boozed up too notice.

Anything written on any of the reindeer pictures? Bet his waifu's name is the password

Necro 2015/12/14(Mon)10:00 No. 688713 ID: e4abe1
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I meant to update yesterday, but i have caught a bad cold so i went to bed early
>foaming and stuttering
>Is she suffering a lewd overload, or is there some horrible poison or chemical in the air we're too boozed up too notice?

Emerald, Are you sure you are OK? You are making some weird noises?
She shakingly rise her right arm and make a thumb up gesture.
>RoAAAaaAR!
A cacofony of screams make you concentrate on the enemy in front of you.

Necro 2015/12/14(Mon)10:35 No. 688718 ID: e4abe1
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>>688713
Pant pant... L-lets t-try C-Chrishtmash f-first...S-shound dumb e-enough...
-wrong password-
...Damn edgy sh-
-Overly manly fight sounds-
Y-yip~ T-that's N-not f-fair~
The beast arms explodes, but the coccon reamin safe and move further away from the front of the creature.

Necro 2015/12/14(Mon)12:49 No. 688744 ID: e4abe1
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M-must T-type password...C-can't take m-much more f-fight...L-let's try Xmas...If It'sh his shiitty reindeer's names I'll Shcream!
-Password accepted-
Yesh!
-Welcome home master~ I can I please you~?-
Says the image of a reindeer on screen
"...OK...T-that killed m-my libido-"
RIP AND TEAR!
Foaming Kobold Nises"N-ne-never M-mind...W-what to type?"

open door

open gate

release locks

Activate self-destruct

>>688744
format drive c:/

Goodbye commissioned artwork, fanfiction, OCs.

Necro 2015/12/16(Wed)10:10 No. 689139 ID: e4abe1
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>>688786
S-sweet Revenge! B-but let's see if W-we can G-get out before...
>>688748
S-same as above!
>>688746
-open door-
-Im sorry master~ I can't find that command~-
...I-I'm S-sho Formatting T-thish shit!
...Ohgod...
-open gates-
-How bold of you master~-
the reindeer blushes
C-confirm? -
"...Mishter! Hit him Harder!"
BOOOOOM!
Hard enough?
<3 pant pant <3 "Y-yes!"

>>688744
>>689139
Hey! Lizard! Why the fuck did you remove your stockings? Put them back on

A little birdie told me that hobos get off on stockings...

>>689139
MAXIMUM POWER! Punch it so hard you go full Superboy and break the universe!

>>689221
They were probably getting soggy.

Get those gates open, confirm the command!

Suggestion 2015/12/22(Tue)07:19 No. 689904 ID: e4abe1
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>>689221
>>689223
B-becaushe...I-I...
>>689311
She Bulsh so hard she emits light.
A-a-a-anyway! L-let'sh O-open T-thissh g-gate!
-Yes-
You naughty master~
A badly drawn animation of a deer opening her legs appears (reaally desperate kobold noises).
At the same time the gate starts open.
Now to format EVERYTHING!
-M-master! Are you sure You want to format everything?
>RooOOoaaR!
"Fuck Yesh!"

Suggestion 2015/12/22(Tue)07:39 No. 689905 ID: e4abe1
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The Beast try a desperate lunge in attempt to stop Emerald, but hoboman is ready, witha series of devastating punches the beast is torn apart,the remaining mass create a thougher shell around the initial coccon and a new body grows aound it.
You are not even trying anymore.
"Overly satisfied kobold noises"

>>689905
Let's get the fuck out of here.

sunlight is the basement dwellers weakness, once outside he will be scared to follow, even in this monster form.

Necro Suggestion 2015/12/24(Thu)08:51 No. 690200 ID: e4abe1
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>>689905
Mishter! The gatesh are open!
H-he wont follow us in the shunligh- FUCK! It'sh n-night time!
>BwHAhaH! You tHouUuGht I waS FuUUulish Enough TO DO ThIs DuRing ThE DAY?! YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE!

I mean... Just walk out the gate.

...You're a kobold...you can see in the dark

>>690200
Summon Santa for help! Shouldn't be hard, Drunken bums always have hearts of gold. The only loose end is Emerald.

You haven't been naughty, right?

What were you doing in that skimpy get-up with side-tie panties before all of this, anyway?

uh oh.

>>690200
It's time for the long dark night to be over. For Christmas Eve to end, and Christmas morning to begin.

Suggestion 2015/12/25(Fri)02:42 No. 690284 ID: fab78f
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>>690228
T-thish w-wash not my o-o-outfit!
...Except the panties...
Sh-shtill! santa isnot real sho w-who cares!

Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)02:48 No. 690286 ID: fab78f
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>>690256
IT'S TIME TO END THIS JOKE OF A DUNGEON!
(Koboldwaifu lewd noises)
With a devastating punch your capturer, and most of the wall behind it is turned into <nothing. Only the cocoon remain, wich starts to crack.

Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)02:55 No. 690287 ID: fab78f
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Suddenly the cocoon explode into a flash of light!
>Bwhahahahhaahha! IT'S OVER! GAVE OVER MY FINAL FORM!

Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)03:19 No. 690288 ID: fab78f
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As the light start to faid you ears paniced reindeer noises.
As your eyes adjust to the darkness emerald starts to laugh.
"Pffhahahahah! S-shomething w-went wrong?!"
...
>Noooo! it was the wrong serum!
...What?
"Hahaahah!"
>Noooo!
What now?

>>690288
He had a serum to turn himself into a deer furry but couldn't make a deer furry to fuck? That's probably the root of all of this, The guy's just so lonely he's gone nuts. I'm sure some kobold-on-deer lesbian smooching will make everything alright.

Well, grab "him" (heh) and leave. We can hand him over to the cops on charges of being a sick degenerate furry. Maybe someone out there will give us booze money, people are always more generous during the holidays.

Throw each of the girls over one shoulder and escape into the night. Can figure out what to do with them later.

Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)09:24 No. 690305 ID: fab78f
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>>690294
"I AM INTERESTED IN MASCULINE MEN ONLY!"
:I
Emerald?
°////° "I-it'sh n-not l-like I-I w-wash hiding i-i-it...."
...well, you are nice girl...
YIP!
>Noooo!
the tiny reindeer screams and rush towards you.

Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)09:36 No. 690306 ID: fab78f
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Emeraldstep in and punch her in the stomachso hard she is lifted in the air
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Rad!
"T-thanksh.."
Oh well , let's get the fuck out of here. you throw both girls on your shoulders.

Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)09:52 No. 690309 ID: fab78f
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Were to now?
"Hmm...I know where, it's a nice bar in the outskirt of my town...the owner got some scars on his face, but serves the best booze!"
BOOZE!
":3 Hehe, shall we go?"
AYE!

Christmas dungeon END Necro 2015/12/25(Fri)10:07 No. 690310 ID: fab78f
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Welcome, canI offer you something?
BOOZE!
Hehehehe!
The owner laughs
You look likes someone who had an adventure, want to tell me your story over a vouple of drinks?
"Shup barman...You wont believe thish...."

Good end! :D

>>690310
Make kobold your waifu.

>>690310
That kobold deserves a thorough boning.

>>690387
OH MY~
Soon :9