>>60550
Make sure her Wailord boyfriend isn't around, then take back your damn ball. Then snatch the Skitty, and ask Oak for a ball for your Skitty.

>>60550
GET YE SKITTY.

>>60550
BODY SLAM BOTH.

Pick up both, and run back, DONE MANLY STYLE

>>60550

Grab ball in one hand, skitty in the other.

Actually, just capture skitty if you can and continue on.

>>60550
Clive, you are a pokeyman master, assuredly you have some moves of your own.

USE HYPERBEAM

Axe him for help.

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)13:19 No. 60568 ID: fb5d8e
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ILL GET THAT SKITTY!!!

>"ILL GET YOU, SKITTY!"
>"Ski..tty..?"

Piledriver! Piledriver!

>>60568
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Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)13:35 No. 60581 ID: fb5d8e
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YES!!!!
I GOT ITT!!!!

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)13:35 No. 60582 ID: fb5d8e
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..huh?!

>"Sk.. skitty.. skitty..."

>>60582
prepare for rapin'

>>60454
>>60508

Being beaten in POKECOMBAT = TIT SIZE DOUBLING?

We must explore this hypothesis further!

Scratch that belly!

Throw it into the woods.

I don't know what.

Is this a form of combat? Mayby it's a tickle fight?

>>60582

Capture this pokemon. It is obviously the one for you.

>>60582
Become unnerved. Pick up pokeball, quickly walk away.

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)13:49 No. 60601 ID: fb5d8e
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uhh scratch the belly?
okay i guess

>"Skii-!!! Sk-skitty!!! Skkiiii--!"

Oh shit! Its trying to mate! Quick, get some other pokemon in here stat so you can get some kickass pokemon egg!

Keep it up, man.

>>60574
>>60582
>>60601
Hahahah oh god
I was just kidding what are you doing

>>60602
I think you Pokemon scrambled egg

MMM GOOD!

Oh man, this isin't fighting... what is doing?

"What are you doing you stupid poykeymaan?"

It's really cute though and after neither of you would be virgins~--- Oh mannn, what are you doing you stupid Skitty.

Become disgusted by yourself, and seek psychological help.

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)13:54 No. 60610 ID: fb5d8e
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>"OAKEY I GOT ANOTHER ONE GIMME POKEBALL"
>"What-- Pokeballs arent free, young man!"

>>60610

SCREW THE BALLS, I GOT MONEY.

>>60610
Aren't they like, $2? Here, have $10.

>>60610

I got CASH man! Don't be such a buzzkill!

"ALSO THIS ONE IS NOT HEALTHY EITHER, IT DOSEN'T SEEM TO WANT TO FIGHT. WOULD YOU LOOK AT IT?"

>>60601
This japanese isn't right.

It's the hiragana character for "Ha" with a katakana small "tsu," it should be a hiragana tsu or a katakana ha.

Also, the stroke order is wrong, the katakana small tsu's longer line is drawn from bottom left to upper right.

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)14:01 No. 60619 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Okay, okay, now take your healthy pokemon and get out!"
>"fuck yes"

okay guys LISTEN i just lost 10 bucks but now i have two sweet ass pokemon
bidoof named DEPRA-- I mean DERPA
and a skitty

>>60619

Are they both female?

Name your Skitty Slitty

DERPA and HURR(a?)

>>60619

ONWARD TO VICTORY AND GLORY AND A HOT WIFE

>>60623

TO THE GLORY HOLE

>>60619

You must improve them so the only logical thing to do is to have them fight each other TO THE DEATH.

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)14:07 No. 60631 ID: fb5d8e
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okay listen im running down the path to the next city right now but i could also run the gras i guess
but listen when should i let them fight
cos i dunno i cant do it while runnin

BUT HEY okay
>"skitty your name is now Slitty cos youre p sexy i dunno"

You should totally try crossbreading them.

>>60631
Go find some new trainers, and KICK THEIR FACES IN.

>>60632

Would that work?

>>60632

Croissant Bread? :3

>>60631

Run to the next town! We have no more pokeballs unless we wanna carry them again!

Actually that shit worked last time RUN THROUGH THE GRASS

>>60632
They're both in the Ground egg group ._.

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)14:14 No. 60642 ID: fb5d8e
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CROSSBREEDING?!
u mad
i could never do such a thin--

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)14:14 No. 60643 ID: fb5d8e
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Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)14:14 No. 60646 ID: fb5d8e
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...

>>60642
>>60643
>>60646
Do it.

>>60646

NOT CROSSBREEDING LIKE THAT! AHHH!

Steve is going to kick your fucking ass.

Go for it, man. Nothing bad could possibly happen.

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)14:16 No. 60651 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh you mean bidoof and skitty
i dunno

In b4 Skitty KILLS you.

That works too.

FUCK DAT POKEMON! You know you want to. It's a lot easier than beatin' all the gym leaders, and you gotta practice up for hotcrotch.

>>60651
Skitty doesn't look all that into Derp.

No no no. You need to get them drunk first and play Barry Moore.

I thought both Pokemon are female?

Unless...

The eyes, the EYES...

... Clive's an idiot. Maybe he'll be put out of his misery by a thankful Electrode

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)14:22 No. 60669 ID: fb5d8e
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OH YEAH THEYRE BOTH FEMALE
I AM SO STUPD

Ok, back to plan A on the crossbreeding.

WELL I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GET INVOLVED AFTER ALL THEN.

STUPID ARE YOU.

GO OUT AND FIGHT SHIT.

>>60657
Damn right! You don't wanna disappoint your lady-friend in bed, do ya?

Well you'll have to do then. But that is so nasty.. mmmm

>>60669
Get in that grass and fight stuff.

1. Find the Mystery Dungeon
2. Get turned into a Pokemon
3. Hot Skitty Action

This plan is foolproof.

>>60685
You do know that if he does that, he'll turn into a Wailord, right?

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)14:33 No. 60692 ID: fb5d8e
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alright well... if it's that important..

>"Let's do it, Skitty."

>>60691

Or worse.

A female Mew.

Look, who is to say whether a pokemon is a boy or a girl,aye? Just get bidoof in a tuxedo or something and BAM. Super beaver-things everywhere.

But enough mucking about. Have you forgot your goal of tapping dat parasol weilding ass? Get to a gym, posthaste!

Oh you murr. How can you be thinking of doing this? At least kiss first.

>>60692
Yeah, ok. Lets see where this goes.

>>60692
do not fuck the skitty
go fight stuff
make your brother proud

>>60692
Bah, mood is gone. Lets do the battle thing, THEN make hot passionate love.

Oh shit, the pokepolice got him.

>>60702
This is why you need to find the Mystery Dungeon first, I mean GAW.

>>60702
BAD END.

Finally, I got to see a quest end in failure!

GREAT, uh, SUCCESS?

Or actually maybe not so great, I don't know.

>>60702
Are you implying that pokemon are animals?

>>60714
They ARE animals. Fictional animals with super powers.

I am actually fully OK with this ending.

>>60715

What about the ones that are sentient?

I approve of this quest.

>>60719
Less bestiality, more xenophilia.

>>60719
then it moves into "is it still bestiality to fuck a nonpolymorphed dragon?" territory

>>60726
If it's sentient, sure.

Now you have to define sentience. Have fun with that boatload of drama...

>Load last save point

>>60863
Agreed.

This shit is amazing.

>This thread

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...D:

>>60767
The word you're looking for is sapience which is human level cognition and reasoning. The word you're using is sentience which is self-awareness. All animals are sentient, not all animals are sapient.

>>60891
Not quite true. Self-awareness is something that not all animals have. The most basic test is to plop one in front of a mirror and check to see if it reacts as if there's another animal there.

>>60892
I thought the test was to put something unusually on the animal's side, then place a mirror in front of it. If the animal positions itself to get a better look at the thing in the mirror, then they were sentient.

>>60892
Problem is that once they realize that it's not an animal, that doesn't work anymore. It's more that they don't understand the idea of a reflection.

For example, cats are moderately intelligent, occasionally pack hunters and relatively social animals. They jump at mirrors, but they only do it once or twice because they realize that it is a flat plane and not another animal.

Pokemantics.

>>60863
>Load last save point
We must win her HAND IN MARRIAGE.

NO BEASTIALITY THIS TIME GUYS. >:(