>>587327
Go bowling!

Lets go to a nightclub and twerk all night long to the beat.

any cool dive bars in this town? or, alternately, any cool sales on crappy convenience store flavored vodka?

Suplex Sengen.

Frillsby 2014/10/12(Sun)22:40 No. 598087 ID: 0bd34b
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So Gallsby passed the fuck out when we were trying different things to stay cool. It was close enough to night that I've just let him sleep through to the next day. He had also been up for like 60 hours because I had mentioned in passing that it was a bad idea, and he was like "I BET I CAN DO IT AND IT WOULD BE FINE." No amount of "gallsby no" would dissuade him. He's been saying some weird shit in his sleep but it's probably fine. Our air conditioner is fixed now, so we can just chill in all senses of the word now.
Gallsby's still out like a light, and I'm not sure what shenanigans I should get up to with him asleep and no trouble happening.

Act like the president. Grab his crotch and ask him if he knows who the Patriots are. Delicately.

Do not molest the sleeping Gallsby. Do not. I'd say draw on him a little but it's not like you can draw on fur.

You could cook something. Or go bowling.

Set up a recorder next to him so you can embarrass him with his dream ramblings later.

Also you could dress him up and take embarrassing photos in whatever silly outfits you could fit on him without waking him up.

Record dream ramblings and set them to his ringtone. And on the answering machine.

Maybe put a silly hat on him. Drawing on him is a classic, put fur makes that harder. As do your terrifying claw-hands.

Smell him a little. Not so much as to be creepy just... you know... get a nose full of that musk.
Nothing creepy just bro shenanigans smell him.

pile as much food on top of him as you can

Steal his underpants and when he wakes up tell him a wizard did it.

Stack dog treats on him until he wakes up and shakes them off.

Can you lift your feet up over your head.

Frillsby 2015/01/08(Thu)20:40 No. 618988 ID: 32e321
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>>Molest/do not molest/strip the sleeping Gallsby
I've uh, never actually even seen Gallsby naked. I always end up losing when our dumb bets involve stripping. I look away when helping him get dressed, and we didn't actually look at each other when measuring ourselves. Taking off his underwear now would be like cheating, and I would never hear the end of it. I must acquire his crotch with feats of skill.

>>Stack dog treats/food on him
I can totally play stackems all up on this fool though. I grab a box of treats and start piling them on him.

Some of the treats on his crotch start rising up so I quickly start putting more on and try to not think about the cause of it. Nope. Just gonna keep putting treats on his crotch.

>"HI FRILLSBY"
"AAAFHWUHGggggggoddamnit Gallsby."
>"Why aren't you super saiyan anymore? Why are you putting all these treats on me? Is this a way to get cool? Am I cool?"

Current objective: Explain yourself
Ultimate objective: Acquire the crotch

>>618988
>Grab Gallsby boner
"Explain THIS first."
Route him HARD, just like his erect penis.

>>618999
Alternatively:
"Yes gallsby, but now you are TOO cool. We must warm up."
Proceed to grab boner.

>>618988
Dude, Frillsby, you already know you're both into each other. Like it isn't obvious. Why haven't you taken the next step yet? I mean, you knew he was gay for a long ass time but he didn't know you were gay. Right? Or do you not know he's gay and you just assumed all those weird flirts were coming from a straight guy so assured of his straightness that he could flirt all he wants with dudes and not give a shit what people think?

I mean, if you KNEW he was gay, but he didn't you, why did you ever ask him yourself? Who's supposed to take the first step?

Why shoot around the bush so damn much, because you're afraid of changing your friendship despite your constant clear arousal for each other that you both have gay boners ALL the time? I mean, is it EVER going to progress or are you both going to be stuck in the friendzone forever because you've both think you're IN the friendzone?

>>618988
You gotta grab that boner. Tell him to explain that boner.
And then confiscate his clothes.

>>618988
Tell him you were trying to find out how many of these things you could stack on him but I guess now you'll never know.

Then I GUESS you should go out on a date or something. Go to the beach, maybe!

Tell him that you were just prepping wake-up snackems for when he woke up.

Explain that you never galo'd the sengen.

Explain to him you were setting the scene for the next great American novel. You needed the proper inspiration, and sometimes inspiration is hot cool dudes covered in delicious snacks which you then eat.

Slowly reach out and grab one of the treats on the top of the pile and then slowly lick one side of it. Then stick the treat to his forehead.

Gallsby 2015/01/09(Fri)08:03 No. 619046 ID: 32e321
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[Character switch to Gallsby]

>"I was never a saiyan, Gallsby. That was a dream you had."
"wow dang."
>"Our AC is fixed now, and cool dudes covered in treats in the new hot thing. I'm gonna write a novel and this is what all the best novel writers do to get inspiration it's a reasonable course of actions okay."
"dang wow."
>"AlsoIwanttograbyourboner"
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaat"
"You can do that then, Frillsby. Definitely okay with that happening. Zero protest.
>"But I gotta earn it it's gonna like a sick cheevo Gallsby okay."
"Gotta up your gay murr score."
>"Gallsby no."
"Anyway that's silly, Frillsby. You're silly."
>"F-feats of skill tho."


Dang. He's a goof sometimes and will start thinking he doesn't deserve things unless he earns them in some arbitrary way.
What should I say to get Frillsby to accept the dillsby?
A. "Fight me. First to three gets the D."
B. "You literally saved my life like saving a princess in a vidjeo game. That means you get to grab the princess's dick, like in all the vidjeo games."
C. "You've earned it through winning over my heart and soul. And probably my liver and a maybe a lung."
D. "bruh"
E. Other

A.

Give him a sporting chance, though. He gets to chose the kind of 'combat' (so he can pick something in his favor). And heck, all three can be different!

Option D.
Uhh, y'know, the fourth one.

Or, if that doesn't work, something that would make him earn it, like option A.

>>619046
A.
Wrestling is the best foreplay. And it's win-win. If you win, you get HIS D. If you lose, well handjob or something else, I don't know!

"bruh"

Best out of 3 in naked twister.

D. Its so crazy it just might work.

Give him the D and some A iykwim

>>619046
A.
Nothing's more fair than a fight for the D.

B and D. For real.

A. I recommend a cock fight.

LawyerDog 2015/01/10(Sat)17:10 No. 619347 ID: 32e321
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"bruh."
>"No."
"Okay then fight me. First to three gets the D."
>"Wait what would you get if you win."
"The same thing, I get to grab your D."
>"Gallsby you have giant claws."
"Yeah so just win then."
>"..."
"Gotta make the stakes high, Frillsby!"
>"...What are we fighting in?"

A. "Loser of the last game picks the next game. Since you always lose you pick first."
B. "Hexagon Heat"
C. "Smash"
D. Other

>>619347
B.
Never Smash.
Because Smash is for babies.

A. Give him a chance before you beat him down with your awesome.

Naked Twister.

Wrestling.

The whole apartment:
rules: The floor is lava. No breakin' stuff.

Smash, because everything else is for babies.

>>619347
Settle it in Smash.

>>619347
GRRR SMASH

Challenge him to The Oldest Game, just because it sure has been a while since we've seen anyone here play it.

>>619347
A. It's the most reasonable thing.

>>619623

man, I missed that game. go for this.

Gallsby 2015/01/12(Mon)03:34 No. 619858 ID: c6fae3
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I challenge him to The Oldest Game, also known as Super Smash Bros 64. I decide to not try and sandbag, he might be able to tell anyway. As the N64 controller is the most perfect controller ever constructed, it'll be fine for me to play with my feet.

"Super Smash Bros. 64!"
>"The NA one, right? Those meat sounds in the Japanese version are fucked up I don't want none of that."
"Yeah son. But you're donezo, Yoshi is real as fuck in this game."
>"I will multi-shine your underwear off."
"Haha what. But you can't jump out of shine in this. Anyway: Best of 5, all Dreamland, you're gonna get rekt."

It turns out Frillsby is good at this video game. I think he might play 64 with Yams or something. I dunno how the hecko he was doing it but he was shining so much. SO much.
>"Land-canceled shines, baby." Oh okay.
The 6 blue lines end up being too strong. I manage to take one game but he ends up winning 3-1.
>"Yeaaaaaaaaaaah! Fox, baby."
"All right, you win the bet."
>"R-right. The bet."

Gallsby 2015/01/12(Mon)03:34 No. 619859 ID: c6fae3
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Frillsby's blushing like crazy before I even do anything.
>"...Pretty hot in here huh?"
"Frillsby can you even handle this? Are you going to catch on fire if I pull these down?"
>"No going back on a bet! Gonna grab that dick!"
His face is basically on fire after he says that. I finally pull down my underwear, and he just stares for a while.
"Well?"

Gallsby 2015/01/12(Mon)03:35 No. 619860 ID: c6fae3
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Chapter 2 End.

GOOD END