Ooooh! Random teleportations! That's a good defense, oughta make things interesting!

1/3 Muo 2014/03/30(Sun)18:18 No. 568098 ID: d470e9
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I'll keep it the same with the random skill changes, but add in kleptomania. Yeah. Yeah that should be good to make sure some people are good at stealing stuff and then are bad at it when they try again.

I can also make my water flavored so that makes things popular. The nearby merchant even has people give me water to flavor it, so that's quite a few people drinking.

2/3 Muo 2014/03/30(Sun)18:18 No. 568100 ID: d470e9
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Some time later...
Uh oh that's a stealing-bag I think my hindsight is starting to judge my past decision making process. I just hope their skill at stealing me was swapped out and is bad now.

Uh it looks like one of them knows magic too and silenced me.

3/3 Muo 2014/03/30(Sun)18:18 No. 568102 ID: d470e9
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Yep they succeeded. They set me down and I reverse myself to pop my head out.

>"Alright, slime, you're ours now! And if you haven't gathered, you'll be our source of water, starting now with a toast for my colleagues! Hope you like the desert, because you'll be sticking around for awhile, haha! What the- fuck's sake, Rall, put on some pants!""
>"What are you going on abou- oh, shit."

Well I guess it's not out yet that my water is kind of magical so that's good. Maybe that 'random teleporting' thing will be good or maybe something else for a different situation.

Chaos curse the water you give them so it turns them into slimes. So the guys who tried to enslave you and use you as a captive water source find themselves in that boat instead.

>>568102
Fine but we expect to be paid for our inconvenience!

Make it so this drink will make them all randomly change how old they are.

>>568102
Teleport-switch places with them so that they're in the bag and you're not.

OH, oh, go along with this but charm there money bag or whatever they're using to hold the money they get to add itself to story's horde. This way we still gain money like we planned to do in the first place and when people find out your water is tainted with chaos we can use these guys as scapegoats. THEN when everyone is mad at them (an if they're not mad we can make them be angry) make it so everyone who drank your water turns into these three guy's and then throw some displacement teleportations spells so no one knows who is who. maybe make it so people in Durk's caravan are unaffected by whole turning into these three so we can get out of here quicker, we need to spread as much chaos as possible after all and the quicker the better right?

You could always just wait until they look away and leave, couldn't you? I mean, the top of the bag is open, and you're a slime. You can just ooze right out, right?

>>568102
alter the water to make the drinkers the epicenter of localized windstorms. its a desert. things will get dusty.

Or just make it so that everyone who drinks it will constantly get sand in their clothes. Even if they don't go outside.

Muo 2014/04/05(Sat)12:54 No. 569294 ID: d470e9
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>You could always just wait until they look away and leave, couldn't you?
Well they are looking away but there's only one exit so I couldn't really get too far so...

>Make it so this drink will make them all randomly change how old they are.
>Apply teleportation
>Curse it so it turns them into slimes

It won't be predictable but I can add both of these things on top of the usual so there's that.

I hide back in the bag again before they think I'm trying to escape, and it feels like they're trying to lift me up again.

When they open the bag can you grab them or rush out and try to escape? Or maybe you could partially absorb one of them so they can not attack you?

Oh drat, they left before you could give them any weird water.

...I suppose you should ready yourself to pop out of the bag at the most inopportune moment, for them.

Try contracting your body as small as you can. Then when they open the bag unleash it at them like a high power water cannon.

Are you still silenced? Magic 'em the moment they open the bag!

You really should try to keep an eye out, see where you're being carried. General spacial orientation is a valuable resource not to be given up lightly. Plus someone might see you being dragged through the streets.

1/2 Muo 2014/04/06(Sun)09:32 No. 569404 ID: d470e9
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>Oh drat, they left before you could give them any weird water.
Well actually it's fine since the water from me is still sort of part of me, and I can still affect recently extracted water just fine.

>You really should try to keep an eye out, see where you're being carried.
I was in a bag!

>Are you still silenced? Magic 'em the moment they open the bag!
I can't really talk but I can splash water at them as soon as they open the bag. So that is what I do! After getting shaken around I don't know why.

Uh oh, teleport is being casted.

2/2 Muo 2014/04/06(Sun)09:33 No. 569405 ID: d470e9
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And we end up just out of town, with the three thieves and Story surrounding me. Oh geez I casted more magic easily than I thought I could I think I am going to barf.

Wait, you're a smile overinflated with water. If you barfed, wouldn't that just be spraying more water around?

...make a fountain.

Is vomit even really a thing with slimes? Aren't you just sort of a solid mass of... slime? If so, aiming into the bag would let you reabsorb things and hopefully not be particularly gross?

Muo 2014/04/07(Mon)19:02 No. 569611 ID: d470e9
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>Is vomit even really a thing with slimes?
Well I mean I have a sense of balance and sickness and things like that so yes I think that is a thing.

I can just pour it out in the bag though and I'll just reabsorb it and it only will sound nasty, but really it's fine.

It's not fine it's going everywhere!

I hear some mumbling out of my bag and I think I hear Story Seeker trying to call me over to him, but I am kind of leaking and this is kind of bad, I will probably lose all my excess weight if I leave the bag right now! I'm already losing a bunch this is awful.

1/2 Muo 2014/04/07(Mon)19:56 No. 569635 ID: d470e9
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I just wait it out and wait for Story to come to me himself and

and

is that his arm? Yes yes that is he is digging around! With an old kobold arm too.

>"Story what are you doing?!" After my core?! "No that'll screw us up you sort of ha-"

2/2 Muo 2014/04/07(Mon)19:56 No. 569636 ID: d470e9
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Yep, I feel Muo's conscience inside of my own mass, or rather, our mass. It's... pretty simple!

So I guess that means I fused.

Yes that is correct, Story.

Ah, that must be Muo!

Yes that is still correct, we can read all of each other's thoughts.

I will have to employ the greatest of thought control, then.

Actually that's not true I know how to keep some thoughts to myself, but I don't think he does. I don't know how to use that information though.

think as one
become mega slime

You might have over done things with the Chaos magic. Looks like Story was under the affects of a bunch of stuff.

Try to get control over yourselves so you can get back to the wagon.

1/2 Muo 2014/04/07(Mon)21:03 No. 569652 ID: d470e9
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>Try to get control over yourselves so you can get back to the wagon.
This would be best! I think Tom has had enough. Probably. Maybe. I don't know.

We're in deep, though, so to actually get back to the wagon...

>think as one
>become mega slime
>think as one
>become mega slime

That's it, Story, let's work together to... uh...

2/2 Muo 2014/04/07(Mon)21:04 No. 569655 ID: d470e9
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Story that is not a mega slime there is nothing mega slime about this!

This isn't going to work at all! I might have to try to take over Story for awhile. I mean it's really rude and I'll feel bad and he won't like me as much anymore but I mean, those kobolds out there are probably mad at me right now.

>>569655
I think he was just trying to avoid thinking about that stuff. Like pink elephants. Give him some more time and think about pink elephants.

I honestly do not think you could do anything that story would hold against you. He is rather fond of you. Just tell him you are going to get the both of you to safety and to try and relax. He might be a bit confused but he would not be angry with you.

As for the other Kobolds they are going to be lucky if any of them can still function out there. I think you have about a dozen random effects wandering around this camp right now. Lets get out of here before your chaos magic starts crossbreeding and new stuff starts showing up.

Give him a second but if he doesn't get any better at it, take over and do what you have to do.

Explain to him that you're better at doing slime stuff, so you're going to be driving for a bit. He can try to... harmonize. Think of it in terms of bard stuff, maybe that will help.

He's always getting dragged along by powerful women anyways, I'm sure he's used to this kind of treatment.

Put all that gay stuff out of your mind Muoker, and think of all those shared experiences like hanging out with that Time Lord and giving massages to lizard people with yourself.

Anyway, I suppose drinking your own water doesn't really count, but if the thieves happen to have a sip, they'll teleport elsewhere and then you'll be free to wander back where you belong.

Alternatively, since you're an attractive lady and a charming bard, you could just pop out, make friends, and see if anyone knows how to get you back to their place.

Muo 2014/04/14(Mon)20:32 No. 570741 ID: d470e9
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>Put all that gay stuff out of your mind Muoker
What? I don't think any of that was gay! Was it? Wait I have to mega-slime.

I'll definitely try not to think about... oh wait I don't have any of those!

Okay Story Thinke- Story Seeker stopped thinking about things so I'm free to take over without forcing it.

>Oh hey Muo you did it we're a mega slime. It's a little crowded.
Yes.
>Well, Miss Muo, I leave us in your capable, slimy hands!

"Hello would all of you like to be friends?"
>"Shit! It's a monster slime!"
"Er, no, the proper term is a mega sli-"

They're running. I guess we could go back to the wagon now, because this town is kind of dry and hot and I don't think I like it very much.

Lets get back to the wagon then. Just try to keep Story away from anything distracting.

Being a two-headed giant seems to make all your troubles vanish! Who'd have thought ettins had something figured out?

Anyway, I suppose you can't drink yourself to teleport, so you're going to have to walk... I'd assume you have a good enough view with your spiffy new height that you can find your way back, and if you kinda scrunch up the sack here you can use it as an improvised set of boots and not track sand all over maybe.

In any case, I'd just head back to the wagon, make yourself comfortable, and act totally nonchalant about things. If anyone asks what's up with the size or the heads or the being a single superbeing, just stare blankly. Should be fun.

You know...this could be the only chance you have of having a freaky pseudo-3-way with megaslime action. Why not take advantage of that while you're here? Steal some hearts and minds, casanova!

well that happened, let's head back to the wagon. Also do you know how to separate from story or is that going to be an experience in itself?

>so you're going to have to walk
Roll. We'll roll through town like a giant boulder. Or katamari. Whichever chaos favors more.

1/2 Muo 2014/04/15(Tue)18:36 No. 570932 ID: d470e9
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>Also do you know how to separate from Story?
Yes, it just takes a little time and cooperation.

>You know...this could be the only chance you have of having a freaky pseudo-3-way with megaslime action.
I, uh... I think I'll go back to the wagon, now, I can't think of anyone I would want to have as a third party. Definitely not any of the people that put me in a bag.

I start rolling through town, and Story Seeker starts playing music while it happens. It's kind of cheery, I'm not sure he knows what's going on outside.

2/2 Muo 2014/04/15(Tue)18:37 No. 570934 ID: d470e9
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I get back to the wagon and get back into our two headed form.

>"Get on, we're leaving." Durk says.
"Okay." He didn't ask any questions... so I just get back in the wagon and we start dividing up.

>"Good job, Muo, that was a short trip! May I ask how you managed it?"
"I rolled a bunch and I think we shouldn't go back to that town ever again."
>"Might you spare any more details than that?"
"N... no, that's really all that happened."

well now that's over with want to mess with story some more? does he still think he's pregnant? if so make it feel like something is kicking him from the inside every so often.

>I start rolling through town, and Story Seeker starts playing music while it happens. It's kind of cheery
OK, we've got to find some excuse to Katamuo Damastory again.

So you caused a lot of chaos, and did a lot of stuff, and burned up all your mana, right? Sounds like you deserve a rest. Find a nice cozy place to curl up in a puddle and just gel for a while.

So wait, are you back to being two separate entities, or are you just back to being a two-headed megaslime?

Either way, you should probably avoid letting anyone take a sip out of you any time soon if the wagon's going to get moving again, and you should probably take a mental inventory. Still have the bag full of clothes, the Tom necklace, and a lifetime of weird adventurous memories?

Actually, being one combined superslime would be super convenient if you're visiting slime country. No need to make awkward introductions or find accommodations for solid people. Just tell all your old friends not to mind the second head you grew.

1/2 Muo 2014/04/20(Sun)18:12 No. 571746 ID: d470e9
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>well now that's over with want to mess with story some more?
Yeah I guess.

>Find a nice cozy place to curl up in a puddle and just gel for a while.
Actually this sounds nice, I'm so tired and I need to rest for some mana.

>Still have the bag full of clothes, the Tom necklace, and a lifetime of weird adventurous memories?
Check check and double check.

>Actually, being one combined superslime would be super convenient if you're visiting slime country.
Well I am going home so there are a bunch of slimes there. I will try to not completely forget about this when we ahhhhhh the wagon's upsidedown!

And now I think we're flying uhhhh I don't really know what to do

>"Hey Muo it's Tom remember that one spell you casted?"
"Er yes I mean there were a lot."
>"Yeah but there was one that was a long time ago that might help right about now."
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh random skill change?"
>"Holy shit Muo you were doing pretty well for awhile. No Muo you put an animal down under the wagon a hundred years ago and today is the day that it is going to explode in reproduction and carry this wagon over the moon."
"Oh ye- wait the moon?"
>"It's a figure of speech Muo geez! Just... do the thing and get us home. You home. You home and me to your home."

2/2 Muo 2014/04/20(Sun)18:12 No. 571747 ID: d470e9
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It smells like home now.

Yay! Say goodbye (and offer slime hugs) to your friends / Story before something crazy happens and Dirk drives them away. The exit will likely to sudden.

...leave one last chaos spell on him when you hug. Give it a long fuse, so it'll kick in well after he gets homes.

Work of Chaos - Thread 3 END Muo 2014/04/20(Sun)20:52 No. 571774 ID: d470e9
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I go and hug Story Seeker.

>"Hello, Muo!"
"This is goodbye, huh?"
>"Soon, perhaps, but I have a request for you and Durk! I am hoping that Durk was planning on staying a night here to rest before our trip back, and I would hope that you would show me around?"
"Oh, yes!"
>"I'm told our various grandfather clocks have gotten damaged." says Durk. "We won't be going until those are repaired."

"I do have a request though." says Muo. "Let's bind again so that I can look different when I meet my slime buddies. It's important to me for some reason."
>"Certainly!"

>"Good job Muo you did things. I'd give you a present or something but I mean you lost all the others and you don't really want a whole lot in life! So I'll just like wake you up in the morning instead of the middle of the night this time."

Well I did it so I guess I can sleep well tonight!

I'll miss Story though he was nice and didn't ignore me after a little while like most people except Tom.

Oh wait no I won't I remembered I set up a teleport gate back here when Story was doing those time loops. I sort of forgot about that. I meant to mention it and then... didn't. So uh... yeah I guess I could go back whenever.

Whoops.

Tom why didn't you mention the teleport gate I left behind?!
>"Muo why do you think?"

... okay I'll just tell Story Seeker about that teleporter and then I am going to bed.