NO. NO LAZING OFF. That's what got Tom mad in the first place!

Create a catsplosion. As in, accelerate their breeding capabilities to absurd levels.

I think you're definitely ahead of the game on spreading chaos. You should probably take a break and help people recover from the damage you caused. Offhand, it's worth checking...
- That you're totally out of the loot pile (and vice versa)
- Where your amulet went. Don't want to accidentally sell Tom into slavery because it got mixed in with the gems, do you?
- That the tailor is still around here. She hasn't really turned up in a while.
- That all those crazy spells you cast with the sex changes and the perceived sex changes and the backwards conversational tones have all worn off.

How about something simple to keep Story Seeker paranoid about slime babbies. With that kobold involved, you should get plenty of chaos for minimal effort.

hey quick question, how much do dragoons and dwarfs get alone, because I hear they hate each other for this and that. Think it would be a bit chaotic to turn ms drake into a real dragon, while she's in the dwarfen base/trading post thing?

No need to work yourself to the bone for chaos. You're doing fine, there.

Feel free to relax and recover a little, while learning things that might be used for later chaos.

After all, it's all about delivery. The right prank on the right person at the right time can be tens times as effective as just causing a riot, or getting another town drunk.

...especially since this town is full of dwarves. The beer already flows like water, here.

Muo 2014/01/29(Wed)20:04 No. 560049 ID: d470e9
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>How well do dwarves and dragons get along?
I have absolutely no idea how dwarves work.

I check to make sure I'm out of the gold pile, and that I've got the amulet, and that tailor is around here, and that all my previous magic like a bender changing is all out of power.

"Hey, uh, Story Seeker? Can I talk to you in private for a second?"
>"Certainly!" Okay he's following me.
"Uh, so, you might be making a slime soon."
>"I... am not certain how to deal with this!"
"Well, if you don't want your own clone running around, then you have to, uh..."

Oh shoot I did not think this through!

"Let me think, it's complicated!"

uh, think I might have an idea on how to mess with him but it depends, do you have enough power to change Story into a slime every now and then and to make him feel like something is gently kicking him from the inside? If so I think I have a way to freak him out.

"well look, since slims are mostly well, slime it can be really hard for someone to tell if they're about to split and even harder for others to if another slime is about to split. there are signs though, the first being a feeling of being nudged from the inside. Slimes just don't split right away, they first build up inside of the parent, usually around the stomach area and grow until they're strong enough to force there way out of the parent. So it starts simply with some kicks around the gut, then the kicking spreads to the chest and soon the whole body. Once it gets there the new slime will then force it's way out of the parents body and will take half of the parent's mass with them. And thous a new slime is born. Neat huh story?"

So what he has to do is hang upside down for a few hours until he pukes out the baby.

Nonono, here's what you do. First, you say "Hang on, let me make another chart." That buys you time to sneak off and plan, plus that last one was just plain good fun.

Then check in with Tom. He's been way too quiet for way too long. He didn't fall asleep and miss all these latest shenanigans, did he? He might need catching up. Or he might have notes.

If he doesn't really have anything to add, just make sure the chart you come back with has at least 50 different arrows on it and a slime splitting in two, vertically.

Make explicitly sure you explain that the orifice (if any) which the slime is expelled from is completely random.
Oh, and that there are sometimes cases where the nurtured slime takes over the hosts body, but those cases are extremely rare.
If still in doubt, Tom. He seems to be slacking/distracted lately.

The best way to make this lie believable is to not go into to much detail, or to make yourself sound sure. Doubt means he won't be pressured as much to disprove you, and then we're free to sneak in more evidence.

To start with, I think we need to make up an absurdly complicated slime pregnancy test.

Muo 2014/02/09(Sun)13:18 No. 561652 ID: d470e9
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>"But I'm not a slime right now."
"Well, yes, but that doesn't mean you can't be a host to a slime in general I guess I mean I mean! Buuuut you should probably become a slime when it feels like something is kicking your whole body from the inside, because what usually happens is that the slime takes half your mass and then goes away.
>"... oh. Uh, how soon is this?"
"Dunno!"
>"And who's the other parent?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh"
>"Nevermind that! I cannot say that I am particularly pleased by this turn of events, but I will make do."

>"Hey, Drippy!" It's Lawra.
"Hm?"
>"We need you to pack yourself with water, because we're going to enter the desert soon. You mind following me down to the river in preparation for tomorrow?"

Oh, Tom hasn't been talkative, I think he wants to see how well I can do on my own. This is kind of an easy chance to start thinking about what the water is going to do.

hm, how many people to you think we're going to come across in this trip? Cause what I have in mind is that anyone who drinks the water will have amazing luck... by taking luck away from those they come across, temporary of course.

Well messing with water in a desert is dangerous so lets keep it to stuff that will not get anyone killed.

How about making it so anyone who drinks has there hair grow at 100 times the normal rate. Extra points for getting people without hair to grow it.

Or because everyone is going to be sweating a lot you could make everyone's sweat a different color/smell.

Oh you could make the water be a truth serum. If everyone was speaking only the truth all the time there would be plenty of room for confusion.

Or a random mix of all of the above. Would cause mass confusion but should not end up with anyone dying of exposure.

No, opposite of a truth serum. People can only tell lies.

Obviously water you do has to be a low concentration. So they have to drink enough water for it to build up and something to happen. That way it doesn't kick in until we're halfway or more though the desert.

Hmm. Have we done random race / species polymorphs, yet? Or maybe something that randomly readings classes. Or roles in the caravan (moving skills / jobs around).

Corrupt the water with a virus that won't let the caravan crew read their menus correctly, changing names and skillsets around.
Relax just do it even though you don't understand what I'm talking about.

It'll cause the caravan so much chaos it will sweeten Tom's mouth to drool a whole new ocean.

>>561670

You could combine those two. Some sort of curse where you swap bodies with whoever last took a sip from the same container, or drank from it the day before. Shuffle cups around correctly and there's a lot of fun to have with that one.

Or granting everyone the wish the person that drank before them had...

Muo 2014/02/10(Mon)21:29 No. 561985 ID: d470e9
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The trip goes as smooth as can be, although I move really slowly on the way back and feel like I'm gonna burst. In fact this is really embarrasing when I'm full like this I lose a lot of physical slime capabilities like morph which is really ironic because this is when I want to morph the most.

Okay anyway I'll do two things to start off with. I'm gonna make it so that people can only tell lies, and scrambling around whatever the caravan people are using to tell who has what skills.

The caravan leaves again and after the first day we find another wagon that has a broken something or another on their wagon.

People have my use up some of my water so things should start happening. Tailor comes up to me though and starts shuffling her feet and whispering.

>"Hey Muo do you want some clothes? I mean I've never seen a slime with clothes but I dunno I mean maybe that's because they never get the chance and oh gosh this is a bad time to ask because I meant to ask earlier but now I don't know if I can make clothes fit and oh geez."

>>561985
Burble "Yes" at her. Then request she make extremely revealing outfits for you.

I'm going to assume she hasn't had a drink yet because none of that sounded like lies.

Give her a reassuring pat on the head and say you'd be happy to try some clothes. Maybe something to cover up how silly you look while all filled with water (or something you could relax into without bursting). ...although anything more normal you might have to wait a few days to try on.

New clothes are always nice, but you need to make sure it's something you won't just sort of absorb. Can she work with like... rubber or something? Ideally you want some kind of big thick solid dress you can literally pour yourself into.

Maybe a nice hat instead? Or a scarf? Something you'll be able to wear later.

Try not to spray her with water when you answer.

Muo 2014/02/14(Fri)15:26 No. 562587 ID: d470e9
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"I'd like to, tailor, but I'm, uh, not really well fitting right now. Maybe a hat or a scarf?" Oh geez I can't even talk without leaking but that's okay I can just absorb it again and I don't think anyone can notice since it's just... sort of what I normally do anyway.
>"Okay I'm on it and I'll ask again when you're uh you."

>I'm going to assume she hasn't had a drink yet because none of that sounded like lies.
Yeah it might be slow acting.

>"Drippy."
"Oh, hello, uh, Durk."
>"You're up. Those guys need water and someone to fix their shit for them. Go charge them your best."
"Uh, don't you think Gil would be..." Oh, wait.
>"Nope. Woman, you're the master on board. Get in the barrel so we don't lose any water."
"Alright."

I get put under the other party's wagon. One of them stares at me. I stare back.

I really have no idea how to fix a wagon. I mean it just sort of looks like the part is completely broken.

Or how to get money out of them.

Yeah no real advice on the carpentering. Is that a drive axle? Why would you even need one of those on a wagon? Go chaos that shit up I guess. Maybe you will get lucky and something will go well.

Nothing a bit of chaos can't fix!

Offer them water, 100 gold a gallon. Tell them it's really special water (which I expect it is at this point) Let them talk you down, of course.

As for the broken part, stick it together with some of your goo, and use chaos to make it work but wobble worryingly when nobody is looking at it. So every now and then they wind up stopping to check up on it and to them it looks perfectly fine and normal.

Obviously you should delegate. You'll supervise, find someone else to do the actual work.

Actually Muo just pick up a saw or something and try your best
Listen, it'll make sense eventually I'm sure you're actually a natural at it.
Hell, I'm sure if you just swung a hammer at the broken stuff it would get fixed.

the wagons wood right? can't you just use your chaos magic to to have the wood grow back into whatever it looked like before it broke, then if you want to you could make it that it would keep growing until some kind of wood golem or even a new creature that will think the first person it sees is it's mother. could be interesting to see how that turns out.

1/4 Muo 2014/02/24(Mon)19:55 No. 564226 ID: d470e9
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>Just pick up a saw or hammer or something and just try it
Uh... well...

2/4 Muo 2014/02/24(Mon)19:55 No. 564227 ID: d470e9
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tonk

3/4 Muo 2014/02/24(Mon)19:55 No. 564228 ID: d470e9
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Oh. I did it.

>"You did it!" the kobold also says.
"I'd like, uh... 50 gold for that and then, uh, 100 per gallon."
>"That... we only have 150, and we need more than single gallon!"
"Okay, I'll give you more gallons for that and one of your lizard thingies." They only have two, so they'd be just as bad off if I took both!
>"Yes, okay, done. Thank you."

4/4 Muo 2014/02/24(Mon)19:56 No. 564229 ID: d470e9
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I did pretty well back there.

>"Muo, Muo!" The tailor comes running to me. "I'm trying to make some clothes and I forgot how!"

Actually come to think of it, I know how to tailor now for some reason that is my fault.

Looks like your messing with the skill thing is actually changing peoples skills. Well find out what tailor is good at now and have her do some of that for awhile.

Tell her she's just tired and needs some rest.

Huh. Chaos magic plus caravan magic is having consequences.

Wait, you can tailor and carpenter now? Or you suddenly switched from carpenter to tailor?

Tell her it's probably just the heat getting to her. Heat makes people sleepy and forgetful and stuff. There's a reason people see mirages in deserts. They forget what's actually there!

Tailor should have gotten something if the skills were switched around. Maybe you could help her figure out what it was? She might not be so distressed if she has something else to distract her.

Offer to teach her!

You can still chaos magic, right? And you're still the chief water handler? You're not leaking or anything?

Well. It's clear one of two things happened here. Either you cast a spell that flipped around everyone's talents, in which case you're just going to have to ride it out, or you've become some sort of Skill Vampire, absorbing everyone's usefulness. If it's the former, apparently Durk still knows who can do what, so, let him do his thing and it'll all work out. If it's the latter, Story's usually pretty good at cheering people up, right? So, go talk to him about cheering up Tailor, and it should rub off onto you, so you'll know what to say to calm her down!

Muo 2014/03/16(Sun)11:37 No. 566571 ID: d470e9
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"I could teach you, but, uh.... well, let me see if Story has stuff to say. He's good at words. You might just be tired, though."

Oh, but he comes in right then.

>"Hello, Muo, Lachu! How are the both of you?" Story says.
>"Awful!" says Lachu.
"I was just about to go to you! Tailor forgot how to tailor." Muo says.
>"Ah, not a worry! Skills seem to go in and out, but they will revert to their original point at any time! In the meanwhile, we may simply enjoy having a taste of being skilled at a wide plethora of skills."
>"But I wanna tailor!"
>"And I remind you things will change back to how they were! Isn't that right, Muo?"
"Ah... yeah, probably."
>"Say, do either of you know how to sing, by chance?"
>"Oh... I think I do!" Lachu says. "Wait, no I don't. Wait, yes I do. No..."
....
"I know how to sing now. Not anymore."
>"Ah, I think I hav- and it's gone. In fact, I am getting a headache from the skills that I seem to be gaining and losing. I think I may take a trip to town to rest!"

That's not a bad idea. We've made such good time, I think that I have enough water that I can sell. I think I either never lost or got my merchanting back, because I bet I could get a good deal for it.

so do you know for sure whether or not everything will reset when this is all down and over or you have no clue?

>>566571
If it's a town they probably have a water supply of their own, but it wouldn't hurt to try selling a bit...

>headache
Sploosh your slimey head until it feels nice and fresh. Wash those achey bits right out!

Muo 2014/03/16(Sun)16:25 No. 566633 ID: d470e9
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>Do you know for sure whether or not everything will reset when this is all down and over or you have no clue?
I... have no idea. I mean, I think if there was a permanent change, people would get used to it, so Tom probably isn't interested in making it permanent, so it should be fine.

I go out, and I don't have a stall, but I barter to share a stall with a food merchant that will take a cut of my profits, and a small drink for himself.

I get a few customers that purchase a sparing bit, and they're willing to part with a gold piece for a small canteen's worth.

I can probably change the effects of the water, if I want to. Or just keep it the same.

Make it give everyone who drinks it a bout of 24 hour kleptomania.

Time delay the effects, so people don't notice for a while, and no one thinks to associate it with the water, or you.

...add a color change effect. This desert down is all drab and stuff. It could use brightening up.

There's already gonna be a bout of kleptomania, probably.

Make everyone's sweat smell really really good and addictive. Also, have it all different colors.

make it that any that drinks your water will also swap skills with people they past at random for a certain amount of time, that's been fun so far with the caravan I think we should spreed the fun around a little.

Yeah, making sure the locals get involved is always the way to go. The regulars seem to be getting jaded.

Ooooh! Random teleportations! That's a good defense, oughta make things interesting!

1/3 Muo 2014/03/30(Sun)18:18 No. 568098 ID: d470e9
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I'll keep it the same with the random skill changes, but add in kleptomania. Yeah. Yeah that should be good to make sure some people are good at stealing stuff and then are bad at it when they try again.

I can also make my water flavored so that makes things popular. The nearby merchant even has people give me water to flavor it, so that's quite a few people drinking.

2/3 Muo 2014/03/30(Sun)18:18 No. 568100 ID: d470e9
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Some time later...
Uh oh that's a stealing-bag I think my hindsight is starting to judge my past decision making process. I just hope their skill at stealing me was swapped out and is bad now.

Uh it looks like one of them knows magic too and silenced me.

3/3 Muo 2014/03/30(Sun)18:18 No. 568102 ID: d470e9
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Yep they succeeded. They set me down and I reverse myself to pop my head out.

>"Alright, slime, you're ours now! And if you haven't gathered, you'll be our source of water, starting now with a toast for my colleagues! Hope you like the desert, because you'll be sticking around for awhile, haha! What the- fuck's sake, Rall, put on some pants!""
>"What are you going on abou- oh, shit."

Well I guess it's not out yet that my water is kind of magical so that's good. Maybe that 'random teleporting' thing will be good or maybe something else for a different situation.

Chaos curse the water you give them so it turns them into slimes. So the guys who tried to enslave you and use you as a captive water source find themselves in that boat instead.

>>568102
Fine but we expect to be paid for our inconvenience!

Make it so this drink will make them all randomly change how old they are.

>>568102
Teleport-switch places with them so that they're in the bag and you're not.

OH, oh, go along with this but charm there money bag or whatever they're using to hold the money they get to add itself to story's horde. This way we still gain money like we planned to do in the first place and when people find out your water is tainted with chaos we can use these guys as scapegoats. THEN when everyone is mad at them (an if they're not mad we can make them be angry) make it so everyone who drank your water turns into these three guy's and then throw some displacement teleportations spells so no one knows who is who. maybe make it so people in Durk's caravan are unaffected by whole turning into these three so we can get out of here quicker, we need to spread as much chaos as possible after all and the quicker the better right?

You could always just wait until they look away and leave, couldn't you? I mean, the top of the bag is open, and you're a slime. You can just ooze right out, right?

>>568102
alter the water to make the drinkers the epicenter of localized windstorms. its a desert. things will get dusty.

Or just make it so that everyone who drinks it will constantly get sand in their clothes. Even if they don't go outside.

Muo 2014/04/05(Sat)12:54 No. 569294 ID: d470e9
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>You could always just wait until they look away and leave, couldn't you?
Well they are looking away but there's only one exit so I couldn't really get too far so...

>Make it so this drink will make them all randomly change how old they are.
>Apply teleportation
>Curse it so it turns them into slimes

It won't be predictable but I can add both of these things on top of the usual so there's that.

I hide back in the bag again before they think I'm trying to escape, and it feels like they're trying to lift me up again.

When they open the bag can you grab them or rush out and try to escape? Or maybe you could partially absorb one of them so they can not attack you?

Oh drat, they left before you could give them any weird water.

...I suppose you should ready yourself to pop out of the bag at the most inopportune moment, for them.

Try contracting your body as small as you can. Then when they open the bag unleash it at them like a high power water cannon.

Are you still silenced? Magic 'em the moment they open the bag!

You really should try to keep an eye out, see where you're being carried. General spacial orientation is a valuable resource not to be given up lightly. Plus someone might see you being dragged through the streets.

1/2 Muo 2014/04/06(Sun)09:32 No. 569404 ID: d470e9
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>Oh drat, they left before you could give them any weird water.
Well actually it's fine since the water from me is still sort of part of me, and I can still affect recently extracted water just fine.

>You really should try to keep an eye out, see where you're being carried.
I was in a bag!

>Are you still silenced? Magic 'em the moment they open the bag!
I can't really talk but I can splash water at them as soon as they open the bag. So that is what I do! After getting shaken around I don't know why.

Uh oh, teleport is being casted.

2/2 Muo 2014/04/06(Sun)09:33 No. 569405 ID: d470e9
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And we end up just out of town, with the three thieves and Story surrounding me. Oh geez I casted more magic easily than I thought I could I think I am going to barf.

Wait, you're a smile overinflated with water. If you barfed, wouldn't that just be spraying more water around?

...make a fountain.

Is vomit even really a thing with slimes? Aren't you just sort of a solid mass of... slime? If so, aiming into the bag would let you reabsorb things and hopefully not be particularly gross?

Muo 2014/04/07(Mon)19:02 No. 569611 ID: d470e9
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>Is vomit even really a thing with slimes?
Well I mean I have a sense of balance and sickness and things like that so yes I think that is a thing.

I can just pour it out in the bag though and I'll just reabsorb it and it only will sound nasty, but really it's fine.

It's not fine it's going everywhere!

I hear some mumbling out of my bag and I think I hear Story Seeker trying to call me over to him, but I am kind of leaking and this is kind of bad, I will probably lose all my excess weight if I leave the bag right now! I'm already losing a bunch this is awful.

1/2 Muo 2014/04/07(Mon)19:56 No. 569635 ID: d470e9
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I just wait it out and wait for Story to come to me himself and

and

is that his arm? Yes yes that is he is digging around! With an old kobold arm too.

>"Story what are you doing?!" After my core?! "No that'll screw us up you sort of ha-"

2/2 Muo 2014/04/07(Mon)19:56 No. 569636 ID: d470e9
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Yep, I feel Muo's conscience inside of my own mass, or rather, our mass. It's... pretty simple!

So I guess that means I fused.

Yes that is correct, Story.

Ah, that must be Muo!

Yes that is still correct, we can read all of each other's thoughts.

I will have to employ the greatest of thought control, then.

Actually that's not true I know how to keep some thoughts to myself, but I don't think he does. I don't know how to use that information though.

think as one
become mega slime

You might have over done things with the Chaos magic. Looks like Story was under the affects of a bunch of stuff.

Try to get control over yourselves so you can get back to the wagon.

1/2 Muo 2014/04/07(Mon)21:03 No. 569652 ID: d470e9
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>Try to get control over yourselves so you can get back to the wagon.
This would be best! I think Tom has had enough. Probably. Maybe. I don't know.

We're in deep, though, so to actually get back to the wagon...

>think as one
>become mega slime
>think as one
>become mega slime

That's it, Story, let's work together to... uh...

2/2 Muo 2014/04/07(Mon)21:04 No. 569655 ID: d470e9
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Story that is not a mega slime there is nothing mega slime about this!

This isn't going to work at all! I might have to try to take over Story for awhile. I mean it's really rude and I'll feel bad and he won't like me as much anymore but I mean, those kobolds out there are probably mad at me right now.

>>569655
I think he was just trying to avoid thinking about that stuff. Like pink elephants. Give him some more time and think about pink elephants.

I honestly do not think you could do anything that story would hold against you. He is rather fond of you. Just tell him you are going to get the both of you to safety and to try and relax. He might be a bit confused but he would not be angry with you.

As for the other Kobolds they are going to be lucky if any of them can still function out there. I think you have about a dozen random effects wandering around this camp right now. Lets get out of here before your chaos magic starts crossbreeding and new stuff starts showing up.

Give him a second but if he doesn't get any better at it, take over and do what you have to do.

Explain to him that you're better at doing slime stuff, so you're going to be driving for a bit. He can try to... harmonize. Think of it in terms of bard stuff, maybe that will help.

He's always getting dragged along by powerful women anyways, I'm sure he's used to this kind of treatment.

Put all that gay stuff out of your mind Muoker, and think of all those shared experiences like hanging out with that Time Lord and giving massages to lizard people with yourself.

Anyway, I suppose drinking your own water doesn't really count, but if the thieves happen to have a sip, they'll teleport elsewhere and then you'll be free to wander back where you belong.

Alternatively, since you're an attractive lady and a charming bard, you could just pop out, make friends, and see if anyone knows how to get you back to their place.

Muo 2014/04/14(Mon)20:32 No. 570741 ID: d470e9
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>Put all that gay stuff out of your mind Muoker
What? I don't think any of that was gay! Was it? Wait I have to mega-slime.

I'll definitely try not to think about... oh wait I don't have any of those!

Okay Story Thinke- Story Seeker stopped thinking about things so I'm free to take over without forcing it.

>Oh hey Muo you did it we're a mega slime. It's a little crowded.
Yes.
>Well, Miss Muo, I leave us in your capable, slimy hands!

"Hello would all of you like to be friends?"
>"Shit! It's a monster slime!"
"Er, no, the proper term is a mega sli-"

They're running. I guess we could go back to the wagon now, because this town is kind of dry and hot and I don't think I like it very much.

Lets get back to the wagon then. Just try to keep Story away from anything distracting.

Being a two-headed giant seems to make all your troubles vanish! Who'd have thought ettins had something figured out?

Anyway, I suppose you can't drink yourself to teleport, so you're going to have to walk... I'd assume you have a good enough view with your spiffy new height that you can find your way back, and if you kinda scrunch up the sack here you can use it as an improvised set of boots and not track sand all over maybe.

In any case, I'd just head back to the wagon, make yourself comfortable, and act totally nonchalant about things. If anyone asks what's up with the size or the heads or the being a single superbeing, just stare blankly. Should be fun.

You know...this could be the only chance you have of having a freaky pseudo-3-way with megaslime action. Why not take advantage of that while you're here? Steal some hearts and minds, casanova!

well that happened, let's head back to the wagon. Also do you know how to separate from story or is that going to be an experience in itself?

>so you're going to have to walk
Roll. We'll roll through town like a giant boulder. Or katamari. Whichever chaos favors more.

1/2 Muo 2014/04/15(Tue)18:36 No. 570932 ID: d470e9
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>Also do you know how to separate from Story?
Yes, it just takes a little time and cooperation.

>You know...this could be the only chance you have of having a freaky pseudo-3-way with megaslime action.
I, uh... I think I'll go back to the wagon, now, I can't think of anyone I would want to have as a third party. Definitely not any of the people that put me in a bag.

I start rolling through town, and Story Seeker starts playing music while it happens. It's kind of cheery, I'm not sure he knows what's going on outside.

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I get back to the wagon and get back into our two headed form.

>"Get on, we're leaving." Durk says.
"Okay." He didn't ask any questions... so I just get back in the wagon and we start dividing up.

>"Good job, Muo, that was a short trip! May I ask how you managed it?"
"I rolled a bunch and I think we shouldn't go back to that town ever again."
>"Might you spare any more details than that?"
"N... no, that's really all that happened."

well now that's over with want to mess with story some more? does he still think he's pregnant? if so make it feel like something is kicking him from the inside every so often.

>I start rolling through town, and Story Seeker starts playing music while it happens. It's kind of cheery
OK, we've got to find some excuse to Katamuo Damastory again.

So you caused a lot of chaos, and did a lot of stuff, and burned up all your mana, right? Sounds like you deserve a rest. Find a nice cozy place to curl up in a puddle and just gel for a while.

So wait, are you back to being two separate entities, or are you just back to being a two-headed megaslime?

Either way, you should probably avoid letting anyone take a sip out of you any time soon if the wagon's going to get moving again, and you should probably take a mental inventory. Still have the bag full of clothes, the Tom necklace, and a lifetime of weird adventurous memories?

Actually, being one combined superslime would be super convenient if you're visiting slime country. No need to make awkward introductions or find accommodations for solid people. Just tell all your old friends not to mind the second head you grew.

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>well now that's over with want to mess with story some more?
Yeah I guess.

>Find a nice cozy place to curl up in a puddle and just gel for a while.
Actually this sounds nice, I'm so tired and I need to rest for some mana.

>Still have the bag full of clothes, the Tom necklace, and a lifetime of weird adventurous memories?
Check check and double check.

>Actually, being one combined superslime would be super convenient if you're visiting slime country.
Well I am going home so there are a bunch of slimes there. I will try to not completely forget about this when we ahhhhhh the wagon's upsidedown!

And now I think we're flying uhhhh I don't really know what to do

>"Hey Muo it's Tom remember that one spell you casted?"
"Er yes I mean there were a lot."
>"Yeah but there was one that was a long time ago that might help right about now."
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh random skill change?"
>"Holy shit Muo you were doing pretty well for awhile. No Muo you put an animal down under the wagon a hundred years ago and today is the day that it is going to explode in reproduction and carry this wagon over the moon."
"Oh ye- wait the moon?"
>"It's a figure of speech Muo geez! Just... do the thing and get us home. You home. You home and me to your home."

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It smells like home now.

Yay! Say goodbye (and offer slime hugs) to your friends / Story before something crazy happens and Dirk drives them away. The exit will likely to sudden.

...leave one last chaos spell on him when you hug. Give it a long fuse, so it'll kick in well after he gets homes.

Work of Chaos - Thread 3 END Muo 2014/04/20(Sun)20:52 No. 571774 ID: d470e9
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I go and hug Story Seeker.

>"Hello, Muo!"
"This is goodbye, huh?"
>"Soon, perhaps, but I have a request for you and Durk! I am hoping that Durk was planning on staying a night here to rest before our trip back, and I would hope that you would show me around?"
"Oh, yes!"
>"I'm told our various grandfather clocks have gotten damaged." says Durk. "We won't be going until those are repaired."

"I do have a request though." says Muo. "Let's bind again so that I can look different when I meet my slime buddies. It's important to me for some reason."
>"Certainly!"

>"Good job Muo you did things. I'd give you a present or something but I mean you lost all the others and you don't really want a whole lot in life! So I'll just like wake you up in the morning instead of the middle of the night this time."

Well I did it so I guess I can sleep well tonight!

I'll miss Story though he was nice and didn't ignore me after a little while like most people except Tom.

Oh wait no I won't I remembered I set up a teleport gate back here when Story was doing those time loops. I sort of forgot about that. I meant to mention it and then... didn't. So uh... yeah I guess I could go back whenever.

Whoops.

Tom why didn't you mention the teleport gate I left behind?!
>"Muo why do you think?"

... okay I'll just tell Story Seeker about that teleporter and then I am going to bed.