>>55564
mountain dew, a backpack, and a bed.

Go to bed.

>>55561
Crawl into backpack and sleep.

>>55561

Sleep the sleep of your people.

>>55561
Fuck Dew, Marry Bed, Kill Backpack

Insomnia 2009/10/01(Thu)23:13 No. 55579 ID: aba0a3
File 125446398131.png - (31.88KB , 800x600 , GOTINTHEBED.png )

Alright, so I got in the bed, but it doesn't seem to be getting anywhere.

>>55579
Tail in ear, because you can!

Resume plotting to destroy Gnome.

>>55579
masturbate to clearly erotic poster.

>>55579

Second panel with no end?

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

>>55579
Hold your breath until you pass out. This will not kill you, as your body will automatically begin breathing again.

SCIENCE!

Close your eyes and pretend to be asleep. Relax your breathing and systematicly move through each muscle in your body making sure that each of them is as relaxed as you can make them.

Insomnia 2009/10/01(Thu)23:26 No. 55592 ID: aba0a3
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I masturbate to plots of destroying Gnome.

Gnome loves it.

I love it.

I fall asleep shortly after!

Chapter 22 end.

NOSTALGIC TAKEOVER achieved.
NAUGHTY BASTARDS achieved.
NOCTURNAL EMISSION achieved.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/02(Fri)02:02 No. 55628 ID: 18212a
File 125447417068.gif - (10.11KB , 640x400 , nemesis.gif )

I face my arch nemesis.

I am in my toolshed, with all manner of equipment.

How should I exact revenge?

Full on headbutt.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/02(Fri)02:16 No. 55630 ID: 18212a
File 125447497922.gif - (14.12KB , 640x400 , nemesisend.gif )

>>55629
TAKE THAT YOU BITCH!

QUEST 23 END.

GLASSFACE END ACHIEVED.
ANGRY ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.

!VLjztGw7SQ 2009/10/02(Fri)11:22 No. 55658 ID: 6756f8
File 125450777068.png - (12.12KB , 600x600 , Space pirate.png )

You are a space pirate. What do you do?

>>55658
Install minor constrictions in all morph-ball size tubes.

>>55658
raid a ship crewed by a catgirl, a sheepgirl, a cuteboldgirl, and a girl missing an eye and her tongue.

>>55661
>in all morph-ball size tubes.
>morph-ball size tubes.
>tubes.

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES!

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES!!!!

>>55658

Get a real job, find a good wife, settle down and have kids. Leave life of piracy behind.

>>55661
THIS! Then make armor out of tubes

Sing a charming space-sea shanty.

Suggestion 2009/10/02(Fri)12:47 No. 55691 ID: 6756f8
File 125451283817.png - (27.74KB , 600x600 , ihaventreadjenquest.png )

>>55661
>>55662
>>55664
>>55669

You decide to multitask. You build TUUUUUUBEarmor, hijack said ship, fill it with tubes, and put some constrictions in the tubes to fuck Samus over.

MULTITASKING END

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES ARMOR ACQUIRED

SAMUS IS FUCKED ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
WHY THE FUCK DID MY INTERNET SHIT OUT ON ME RIGHT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Suggestion 2009/10/04(Sun)08:56 No. 56850 ID: f98e0b
File 125467180622.png - (23.13KB , 800x600 , hurr.png )

You are a chaotic good drow outcast with two scimitars whose mission is to redeem his wicked heritage!

>>56850
Make out with your sister.

>>56850
Make out with your best friend's girl.

...who is your sister.

While he's stuck somewhere.

Feel no moral qualms about this, just ANGST.

Suggestion 2009/10/04(Sun)09:09 No. 56855 ID: f98e0b
File 125467254316.png - (17.76KB , 800x600 , durr.png )

You don't have a sister. You have a big cat though.

You try to make out with it and it eats your head.

GOOD END ACHIEVED
CAT DEFEATED WILD GARY STU
CAT HAS GAINED A LEVEL!

Suggestion 2009/10/04(Sun)09:59 No. 56866 ID: b1e366
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You are a HERBIVOROUS BUNNY GIRL trapped in an underwater research facility with a ONE-EYED CAT.

What do you do?

>>56866
Look for those fabled hidden cameras.

Take no shit! PUNCH EVERYTHING!

Hug Note, Read Tom with third eye and others closed.

>>56866
Find TARP.
Have HOT RABBIT SEX under TARP to foil CAMERAS.

Suggestion 2009/10/04(Sun)10:15 No. 56878 ID: b1e366
File 125467651286.png - (12.42KB , 800x600 , 2.png )

>>56869
You punch the SHIT out of Tom!
Tom is confused and feels betrayed.

RABBIT PUNCH achieved.

Cunt punt

>>56878
Kick him in the groin! Pull his hair! Twist his nipples! Poke him in the eye!

!VLjztGw7SQ 2009/10/04(Sun)10:50 No. 56890 ID: 4d26aa
File 125467861410.png - (18.95KB , 600x600 , line.png )

You are stuck in an absurdly long line. This angers you. Wat u do?

Dick kick

>>56890
Frottage the person in front of you, while snapping your fingers and humming a Vengaboys song.

Start a conga line. That should get people moving.

!VLjztGw7SQ 2009/10/04(Sun)11:03 No. 56902 ID: 4d26aa
File 125467941358.png - (20.19KB , 600x600 , Conga.png )

Why, this is much more entertaining! The wait will feel like no time at all, now!

CONGA LINE ACQUIRED
GROINKICK END ACHIEVED

Xom is amused.

Enigbro !VIRGIN/FJM 2009/10/07(Wed)20:13 No. 60284 ID: 1c48f4
File 125497157989.jpg - (175.53KB , 640x480 , drawanmyocdonotstele.jpg )

You are a PATHETIC NERD who spends every waking hour on your computer browsing threads on forums no one has ever heard of.

You've stumbled upon a quest thread wherein the forum's denizens are posting extremely short quests. Using your MOUSE you crudely form your original character posing the question "WHat Silly Hat Should I Wear????" in MS PAINT.

Some totally random suggestions include "top hat", "muffin", and "the letter W".

There is no doubt in your mind; the community is on the edge of its seat. What do you do?

>>60284
A muffin shaped like a W on top of a top hat!

>>60284
A big poofy muffin-shaped hat with a W on it. The community will go nuts. Bonus points if you use Wario colors.

>>60284
A hat made of the scraps of material left over when every hat in existence was ever made.

Enigbro !VIRGIN/FJM 2009/10/07(Wed)22:03 No. 60340 ID: 1c48f4
File 125497819849.gif - (90.90KB , 640x480 , drawanmyocdonotstele2.gif )

As the final stroke is drawn there is no doubt in your mind - it is perfect...

(ANIMATED)

Epilogue:

Achievement earned: Mother's Reassurances!
Achievement earned: Tears as Masturbatory Lube!

>>60340
Oh man. Priceless.

Adept!!MvMGOwL2H3 2009/10/08(Thu)09:45 No. 60403 ID: f4963f
File 125502035531.jpg - (109.14KB , 800x600 , BoobieQuest_1.jpg )

You are a BLUE-FOOTED BOOBIE. You are extremely disturbed by the lack of BOOBIES on /quest/. What do you do?

>>60403
Develop a footfetish

Drink until you see boobies.

Adept!!MvMGOwL2H3 2009/10/08(Thu)10:00 No. 60408 ID: f4963f
File 125502124769.jpg - (110.95KB , 800x600 , BoobieQuest_2.jpg )

>>60404
This is so much easier to deal with!

BOOBIEFOOT FETISH ACHIEVED!
AUTOEROTICISM ACHIEVED!

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)14:30 No. 60684 ID: b1e366
File 125503743517.png - (8.21KB , 800x600 , 3.png )

There is delicious cake here, but it is on the end of a deadly obstacle course. What do you do?

Leave and purchase your own cake using money.

>>60684
1 Realise the screen loops
2 Walk left.
3 Climb wall.
4 ????
5 CAEK

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)14:35 No. 60697 ID: b1e366
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>>60687
You leave. Cake isn't worth this bullshit. You buy some at a store, it's pretty good.

QUITTERS NEVER WIN, BUT THEY ALSO DON'T DIE HORRIBLY achieved.
UR MR RATIONAL achieved.

Aww... I wanted to be the guy...

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/08(Thu)14:38 No. 60712 ID: 18212a
File 125503793650.png - (13.86KB , 800x600 , shortquest.png )

There is delicious cake here, but it is on the end of a deadly obstacle course. What do you do?

Use the portal gun!

In a stupid way that doesn't actually solve the problem, no less!

>>60713
above and below WHEEEE

>>60712
1. Shoot one portal above you
2. and one below you
3. ????
4. VICTOLY

BE THE GUY. BEST FRUIT, SPIKE AND MOON!

Start a miniquest on a community quest thread and don't update it for an hour, thereby locking anyone else out of doing one.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/08(Thu)16:11 No. 60819 ID: 18212a
File 125504346586.png - (36.11KB , 800x600 , quest.png )

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


>Terminal velocity achieved.
[was guilt-tripped into doing something else, sorry]

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)17:34 No. 60897 ID: b1e366
File 125504847912.png - (9.52KB , 800x600 , 5.png )

IT IS TIME.

Ｂｕｔ　ｃａｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｏｖｅｒｃｏｍｅ　ｈｅｒ？　ＦＯＯＬ

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)17:43 No. 60904 ID: b1e366
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>>60900
*sob*

INCONSIDERATE TO THE INANIMATE achieved.

What? but... aww... come on... five more minutes...

Rowan 2009/10/08(Thu)18:06 No. 60917 ID: 45afb1
File 125505041555.png - (6.13KB , 272x306 , Short Quest 1.png )

You don't feel like doing anything right now.

>>60917
Nap.
Then binge on really bad webcomics.
Then make some curry with whatever you have on hand.

Thats no attitude to have! FUCK THAT SHIT! DO EVERYTHING! BREAK FREE OF THIS MALASE AND SHOW THE UNIVERSE WHAT YOUR MADE OF! YOURS IS THE PASSION THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

Nyah~ http://www.onemanga.com/Chiis_Sweet_Home/1/00-cover/

>>60917
Then don't.

Rowan 2009/10/08(Thu)18:22 No. 60930 ID: 45afb1
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>>60920
>>60921
>>60923
>>60922
You decide to read strange new comic with bored kitty while watching Gurren Lagann again and eat a bowl of ramen. You continue to ignore your unupdated quests.

IGNORANCE achieved
RAMEN achieved
KAMINA achieve
MULTI-TASK achieved
SHORT QUEST MEME achieved

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)18:26 No. 60933 ID: b94893
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YOU ARE CUTEVREAN NOT-HATCH CAUGHT IN A LOVE RECTANGLE BETWEEN CUTELORHKE NOT-TAV, CUTELYXIAN NOT-SHADRAN AND CUTEDAHL NOT-VEN.

YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING AND YOU ARE STUCK IN THE GLOWING BLUE DICK FOREST.

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

>>60933

KILL YOURSELF.

>>60933
Be super Kawaii and try to find Not-Rain and kick her in the knee

>>60933
Invite them all over for STRIP NOT-POKER.

PUNCH EVERYTHING

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)18:35 No. 60947 ID: 7eda8b
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Arm grenade.

Consume grenade.

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)18:51 No. 60960 ID: b94893
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>>60938
>>60947
YOU EAT A GRENADE

IT IS DELICIOUS AND HAS NO CONSEQUENCES WHAT SO EVER

QUEST END
12 OF 63 SECRETS FOUND
15 ENEMIES KILLED
5 SUITORS WOOED
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: TOP KURT COBAIN
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: NOT A PINE CONE
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: CONFETTI
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: DOWNY SOFT
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: SPEED DEMON
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: STIFF KNEES
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: STALE MOVES
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: NO R 4 U

What number are we on Typo !!L1ZwWyZzZ5 2009/10/08(Thu)18:52 No. 60963 ID: 135d9a
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You are A GUY, I guess?

And you're on the MOON or something but that's not important.

There is a BAG OF CASH? here.

What do you do?

explode due to the vacuum of space

>>60963
Buy a rocket and survey your new kingdom. Moon kingdom.

>>60963
Blow it up to see if there's water! This makes perfect sense!

>>60966
Well not explode so much as have the air in your lungs violently wrested from you and soon lose consciousness.

Unless this isn't the moon. Then grab maybe-cash!

Asphyxiate

Typo !!L1ZwWyZzZ5 2009/10/08(Thu)19:00 No. 60976 ID: 135d9a
File 12550536535.png - (5.58KB , 600x400 , shortquest2.png )

>die of space

You try really hard but you can't seem to make yourself not breathe enough to die!

Maybe this isn't the moon.

>>60963
YOU ARE ON THE MOON
IT IS VERY COLD AND YOU WILL DIE SHORTLY

>>60976
YOU ARE ON THE MOON
IT IS VERY COLD AND YOU WILL DIE SHORTLY

>>60976
then knock down that background! you must reveal this lunar landing as the hoax it is!

>>60922
My eyes exploded from the diabetes I contracted.

WHAT Typo !!L1ZwWyZzZ5 2009/10/08(Thu)19:16 No. 60993 ID: 135d9a
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You try to act a second time, but suddenly SCIENTISTS BLOW UP THE MOON-THING. FOR SCIENCE.

0 of 1 GIANT BAGS OF NOT CASH picked up
UNREALISTIC EXPLOSION achieved
POORLY EXECUTED REFERENCE TO RECENT NEWS achieved
COP-OUT ENDING achieved
RAN TOO LONG achieved
SUICIDE FAIL achieved
ARR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN' achieved
THIS DIDN'T WORK OUT SO WELL achieved :(
WE BLEW UP THE WATER achieved

Quest 36 Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)11:25 No. 65305 ID: 4553b2
File 125571750772.png - (27.03KB , 600x400 , 36.png )

A loli is firing bullets at you!

>>65305
HUG ERI

>>65305
Die horribly to make her feel bad and realize that she is teh dem0nz.

>>65305
Dodge, or use a BOMB to take all the shots off the screen.
Continue firing, have tea after.

There's only one possible thing to do:

Fire lolis at the bullets!

>>65305
Step in the path of those bullets, have dramatic death scene, make her feel sorry for killing people, have last minute sex before horrible death.

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)11:37 No. 65313 ID: 4553b2
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You dive in the way and suffer a dramatic death!

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)11:37 No. 65315 ID: 4553b2
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You attempt to elicit last minute make up sex, but lolis care not for boxmen.

BEWARE THE CUTE ONES achieved!

>>65315
NOOOOoooooo...