hmm, I think he could be one of your ancestors but then again we don't have any prof of this of course but I have a good feeling. Either way you still have nowhere to go but forward so onwards and upwards I guess.

Oh and do you know any of the Rezan empires/kings whatever the hell the call there rulers, specifically one named Venian because that was him.

You've got a cute butt y'know?

Baron 2013/06/29(Sat)12:51 No. 520241 ID: 1aa29f
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"Do you have any idea where you're even going?"

"Forward. No other way to go."

"But-"

"I'll be fine."

He already asked me where we are, so I can guess he has no idea. And it doesn't matter how much my ass is cute, that's not going to help.

"Hey what's you name?"

I guess he's too far to hear me. Or maybe doesn't care. Ah well, doesn't matter. I mean Venian was a popular name after the Empire was reformed.

Baron 2013/06/29(Sat)12:52 No. 520243 ID: 1aa29f
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Oh gods, I hate cliffs!

well like he said no other way to go but forward, just try and get a running start

Baron 2013/06/29(Sat)14:06 No. 520253 ID: 1aa29f
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Um, no. I don't think I will.

Guess you can wait until the dead souls drag you into the abyss then. Unless there is something you can fashion into a bridge around here.

Ride the giant carrot!

Baron 2013/06/29(Sat)19:57 No. 520348 ID: 1aa29f
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What the hells...

>>520348

OK now the landscape is just toying with you.

if it;s repeating then you can jump from one to the next when the rock you are on lines up with the next. last rock will need a leap of faith. jump off right when it stats to move and the last rock should move to catch you.

Good news, we have found a way to help you get across this thing just wait a minute for us to figure this shit out.

If you're wondering how it seems that you and the other guy are going to be force to help each other out throughout this thing so yeah.

Baron 2013/06/30(Sun)14:05 No. 520432 ID: 1aa29f
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If you say so...have you figured it out yet? I'd rather not try and ride that giant orange thing.

okay it should stay like that, hop across

Man... never mind!

Baron 2013/06/30(Sun)17:37 No. 520471 ID: 1aa29f
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Okay, okay. Here-

Baron 2013/06/30(Sun)17:37 No. 520472 ID: 1aa29f
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-goes-

Baron 2013/06/30(Sun)17:38 No. 520473 ID: 1aa29f
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-NOTHIoh hey I made it. I guess I have to help what's-his name now or something...

Baron 2013/06/30(Sun)17:39 No. 520474 ID: 1aa29f
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Oh yeah I can see nothing wrong with me fiddling with this orb...

You are a man. That is a vagina. You know what to do.

pick up that staff and poke at it,

snrrrrk

well alrighty then, try touching the orb/staff thing next to you first and then move on to the other thing.

Baron 2013/07/02(Tue)11:45 No. 520828 ID: 1aa29f
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Fine, just a quick poke and-

"UUUUUU-mmph!"

"Oh hey it worked."

"Yes, thank you whoever you are..."

"Um. Don't mention it. Now what?"

NOW NOTHING. I HAVE WHAT I WANTED.

"Oh what now?"

PERFECT. JUST PERFECT. TWO SUBJECTS IN PERFECT SYNC WITH EACH OTHER.

"Who are you?"

"Yes, show yourself!"

I'M IN FRONT OF YOU.

so it's the floating axe wound?

>>520828
HI, MISTER ELDRICH HORROR!
As a matter of professional courtesy, would you please tell us if you pulled these two from different points in time? We need to know if you're mucking about with causality or not, since that could really cause some complications.

---

Sergei, what do you know about the Rezan people?

Baron 2013/07/02(Tue)12:07 No. 520836 ID: 1aa29f
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"The hells are you?"

IRRELEVANT. I KNOW YOU ARE THE TWO. AND HE IS THE ONE. ONLY THE THREE IS MISSING. IT MATTERS NOT. PROGRESS IS PROGRESS.

"That cultist. You?! Am I really dead?!"

DEAD? OH NO, HIS SOUL BELONGS TO OUR MASTER, AS YOU WILL TOO SOON.

"What?"


IT IS ENOUGH NOW TO KNOW YOU ARE THE ONES MY MASTER NEEDS. THAT OBSTACLE COULD ONLY BE SOLVED BY INDIVIDUALS IN SYNC WITH EACH OTHER. YOU STILL HAVE A PURPOSE TO SERVE. VENIAN HAS YET TO REALIZE HIS PATH. AS YOU HAVE YET TO REALIZE YOURS.

"What the-wait. You're saying he's Venian as in THE Venian?"

we told you that already, and ask him why he lives inside of a rock that looks a lot like a vagina.

also ask when you will wake up because as neat as this all was you would like to get back to the waking world as we got shit to do. (not sure what yet but hey you're a baron now so something is bound to come up sooner or later)

This thing looks like tar. I bet it's a tar baby, just provoking you to attack so you'll get trapped.

>>520836
Ok, what do you know about Venian? Is he a historical figure, a current leader, or what? We NEED to know this information.

At this point the best way to respond is to confuse it and make it think you're just insane. "So, mister zombie angler fish - IF that's really your name - Legion would like you to explain who your master is and what he wants. Oh, and Legion would like me to remind you that you are not the reaper, and should not be talking entirely in capital letters."

It seems that time travel is at work. Was Venian known for amazing insight into events that had not happened yet, because if not this is a great chance to give him some future knowledge because fuck the timeline.

Baron 2013/07/07(Sun)18:41 No. 522557 ID: 1aa29f
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"You're not telling me that's Emperor Venian. The first and only Emperor? I'll admit those scars are oddly similar but no. That can't be him. He's much taller than that."

YOUR TIME APPROACHES SOON

"Okay I'm sure the Information department exaggerates a little bit, but seriously, Venian was supposed to have more...defined muscles than that."

THE MASTER IS GETTING IMPATIENT SERGEI. WE ALL ARE.

"I've been hearing that a lot but no one is telling me what the hells I'm supposed to do, just a lot of noise and chest beating!"

ATTITUDE. HOW PRECIOUS. THE MASTER DOES ENJOY THOSE THAT SHOW RESISTANCE TO THE END.

I'm not one of your cultists I did not get the handbook for whatever the fuck this all is.

"the hell are you talking about? i'm not resisting, i just have no idea what i should be doing"

Hey! Giant vagina! You want a piece of this? You can't even walk. You're dripping all over the place, like a drooling moron? Master? Master of fail maybe! You couldn't master a kobold! Your little hook puppets are cute and all, but they won't get you anywhere! You're just running around in circles with, oh that's right, you can't run around in circles. Ha.

and now you're just talking in circles... good to know.

>>522557
Would I be more useful to the Master if I were Educated or stayed Ignorant?

You are doing all of this because the Master wants his plan to work properly, but clearly i am fucking this up for you guys by pure accident. Don't you think you're in a perfect position to fix that?

Suggestion 2013/07/12(Fri)14:18 No. 524022 ID: 1aa29f
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WHAT THE-WHAT IS THIS?! THIS HORRID WHITE FLUFFY THING! CEASE YOUR ENDLESS SONG! STOP! STOP THE MUSIC! STOP THE MUSIC!

"But I'm not singing..."

you should!

as a round!

row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.

yeah that's us just fucking with him... also do you still see Venian around because he's about to do something that's most likely going to help you 2 get out of here

Oh and for our vagina looking friend here (plays the most annoying sound in the world repeatedly) hope you like it.

I wouldn't be suprised if we drove him insane.
Heh, we can if we put our backs into it.
(Plays "Maccaron Chaccaron" on a loop)

>>524022
"You seem to be having a psychotic episode. Would you like to lie down? Perhaps have a cup of tea?"

Sergei 2013/07/20(Sat)12:56 No. 525809 ID: 1aa29f
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ARGRHGHRHBAHBRAHBRHGRBAGBRLARBHARBGAOLBGWAJEBHHEBAHRGBHRBHGEBWHGBEGEHERBAHDFBAHEDBHABDHHSDB
KAHKWBESHDBFHKBYQGEABHBFHKABRJHEAGBRJHBKJABFKJ

Sergei 2013/07/20(Sat)12:59 No. 525813 ID: 1aa29f
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! STOP! STOP IT PLEASE! NO MORE!

"Um, okay this is starting to go into a whole weird area."

Sergei 2013/07/20(Sat)13:09 No. 525821 ID: 1aa29f
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"GGIP!"

"Oh good you're not dead."

waky waky eggs and bacy.

well that was fun, so what's the plan for the day?

>>525821
if its any consolation, most dreams are forgotten within a few minutes of waking up.

Sergei 2013/07/27(Sat)16:04 No. 528364 ID: 1aa29f
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>>525962
>>525918
No, no, no. No plans. No wakey. No eggs. Too much pain.

"Oh 'Governor', it is time to get up."

"No. No get up. Head. Hurt too much."

Sergei 2013/07/27(Sat)16:05 No. 528368 ID: 1aa29f
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"You really can't handle your liquor can you?"

"No more. Never again."