shit. sounds like you were practically alchemy-d while a baby.

>>508739
Give your mom a hug
"It's ok, Mom. Thank you."

Well, none of that seems to be all that useful, but if your dad was some kind of shaman or mystic then Vivian might be able to work her contacts to find out more information about him.

Baron 2013/05/04(Sat)15:53 No. 508745 ID: af9733
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"That's it?"

"No...he would visit from time to time, mainly to see you. He'd look you over, most of the time with a look of disapproval. He'd mutter something...I could barely hear him but I always caught parts of it."

"'the road of one'...'bones of three'...'soul of none' and he'd always look at you and say 'not enough'. I always wondered what that meant. He wouldn't even stay long enough for us to do our usual thing. Just visit you, leave some money, then leave."

"As you got older even that stopped. Afterwards I more and more strange people started appearing in the area, most just staying in the bars and inns nearby. They would gather outside my house and just...stare at your window...like expecting something to happen. I eventually got some muscle to chase them away but those events never left me."

"Wait, how does that have to do with father?"

"Those others. When they were chased off, they started yelling. 'You cannot stop the One's Open Path. Two will be made. You cannot hide the soul of none." It, oh gods I've seen all manner of weird shit in our town Sergei, but this...this just went to a level I've never seen before. I didn't want to tell you because honestly I don't want to remember. I'm sorry Sergei..."

You might want to mention those dissociative fugues you've been having where some guy uses your body to murder everything, and also the guy in your dreams who's the same guy btw. Perhaps he's the "two"?

We're the soul of none by the way. Pleased to meet you!

so your old man was into the occult then, well that usually never ends well for any involved. Oh well nothing we can really do about it now so just give your mother a hug and wait for your girlfriend to recover and then we can ask her to look into this crap, maybe even do it yourself if you've made some contacts throughout your police career.

Baron 2013/05/18(Sat)10:40 No. 511548 ID: 1aa29f
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"Oh..ma, it's alright. You didn't know at the time."

But that's just it. I did! I just felt that it would go away. I kept it hidden for so long, I thought it was finally safe to just forget! I'm sorry Sergei. I'm sorry I couldn't give you a better life."

"No ma, there is nothing you could that would make my life better than it is, and there is nothing you could do that could disappoint me. Except maybe dating that fellow with the lazy eye, he creeps me out."

"Hm. Hmhm~ Oh Sergei, that's a little rude to my clientele, but I understand what you mean. Thank you. Such a good boy."

Well that's all I'm getting from my mother. None of it makes any sense though. Soul of the none? What does that even mean. How does that relate to voices in my head? Ugh, I hope Vivian can shed some more light on this...

Crazy prophecies from mad cults rarely make much sense until after the fact. Then everyone can pretend they guessed more than they did.

For the moment ignore the prophecy stuff until you get more info. You have a mess to clean up and a city to protect.

i say just ignore this crap for now and we can deal with it later. Maybe when things settle down a bit we can check old police records since your mom did say she got them to chase the cult guys out a few times, might give us a clue about them or something. It's worth a look.

It's simple. Soul of none. What's the only thing that's a soul, that isn't anyone? We are! You can't point to the guy being us right now because he doesn't exist!

And the Two is that guy who keeps giving you "incidents". You're #1 he's #2. I guess they think he's going to like, bud off a second body or something? If he just takes over it'll be One becoming One! That part isn't as clear. And the guy in your nightmares that could either be #2 or your father I can't tell.

As for the bones of Three... idk you've killed lots more than three people, and lots more than three cultists. That doesn't make any sense yet.

Oh ask your mother if there was a twin who died.

Suggestion 2013/05/19(Sun)14:30 No. 511704 ID: c20108
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>>511576
>bones of the Three
They want the One to have the soul of None and the Bones of three different skeletal structures.

>Tsang Naji
>Sergal
>Rezan

They plan for The One Soul of the Two to possess the body of Three Bones, using the None Soul as an incubator spirit.

I'll draw this one for you.

Suggestion 2013/05/19(Sun)19:09 No. 511725 ID: 78c6ea

>>511704

Oh right, 3 races in your ancestry. Well that explains that!

Man kid, you're fucked.

Pavel 2013/06/01(Sat)15:15 No. 513907 ID: 1aa29f
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Oh gods, I hope your not right...this is going way above me. Maybe even above Vivian. She spoke of destroying threats to the Empire. So what does that mean she'll do to me? All this talk about prophecies and chosen ones, makes me feel like I'm wuite the danger. Speaking of which.

"Welcome home 'dear'! I was so worried for you!"

"Vivian? What are you doing out here? I thought you'd be-"

"Asleep? Of course not! How can I sleep at all when my dear is risking his life? Hurry up and get inside, I'm feeling an ungodly amount of pain."

"Oh-uh. You must be cold, please join me inside."

"Oh you are so thoughtful dear~. We don't have much time before Dogol shows up, fill me in on what you know."

Oh I feel bad about this, but I don't think I should tell her all about your um... theories. In fact, I'm not sure how much of my mother's story I should tell her...

Say you found out your old man was involved in some cult crap and through him now you have to deal with it. Oh and by the way it's one of those crazy ass cults so expect some weird shit to go down

Just tell her some crazy cult has you set in there sights because you are a rather unique crossbreed. Just say your father was apparently involved with them somehow but you are not sure exactly what the hell is going on.

You can tell her more later if she proves trustworthy enough.

>>513907
Tell her nothing until you get somewhere secure.

>>513907
Tell her once you get somewhere secure.
Don't leave out anything about the cult, but she doesn't need to know about your blackouts or anything else that could suggest the prophesy might really be coming true.

Never get caught keeping a secret. If you make yourself look like you're hiding things from her it'll set her against you, at which point you're screwed.

The name of the game is plausible deniability - don't keep anything secret from her unless you have a convincing idea why you 'didn't think to tell her'.
The blackouts, for example? A doctor said not remembering traumatic events is fairly common. That makes it a medical issue - who would think a medical issue was related to some prophesy?

Don't tell her about our theories. Tell her about your theories. We'll be satisfied with "the crazy head voices were being particuarly noisy this afternoon."

>>514149
What? No! No theories, only facts! She asked what Sergei KNOWS, not what he THINKS!

Baron 2013/06/08(Sat)01:01 No. 515206 ID: 1aa29f
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"You're sure this is suitable for us?"

"Absolutely a governor always has these private studys. No one interrupts us, no one can listen in, and best it still has the late govenor's private stock. Have some, it'll help calm your nerves, especially after the hell of today. Now come, let's debrief each other. I'll go first. That was not the Hegemony. That was obviously a cult, and I know for a fact the Hegemony does not deal with cults no matter how desperate they are. Question is what are they a cult of? Your turn."


"Oh, ah. Well, this cult, seems to be fascinated with me. Simply because I'm a mix breed of a bunch of races."


"Well that narrows it by a lot."

"It does?"

"Yes. In all the Empire, there are about a thousand cults active at any time. Of those thousand, only a dozen or so mean any real harm to the Empire, and of them, only a few have the resources to do what happened last night. Is there anything else you may know that may help narrow the list?"

"They seem to like speaking this prophecy. Something about the One and bones of Three or something."

"And now I know who they are."

"Really?" Who?"

"Cult of the One Master. Or just 'One Purpose' as they call themselves. They are all over the place, in both the Empire and the Hegemony. They have an unknown number of cabals hidden throughout the known world and probably have a membership count in the hundreds of thousands. I'm sure some must be very influential people because they have resources to match even the Empire's entire war effort. Do you know why they would be interested in you in particular? Why you and not any of the other mix breeds in the city(me included)?"

because your one of a kind. your part Sergal, Naji and rez which seem to fit part of there prophecy and we have reason to believe that our father may have been a member of influence and our birth was the end result of some kind of ritual or something. Not sure what the hell that all means but it does sound like something the cult would go out of there way for to ruin our day.

>>515206
"Apparently my father was part of their cult, and bred with my mom in the hopes of creating some sort of chosen one. He's the reason I'm part Sergal. Sergal mixes are rare, aren't they?

Oh, and my mom wasn't aware of any of this until she was already pregnant. She wasn't part of it, they just used her. Bastards.

Suggestion 2013/06/18(Tue)13:31 No. 517884 ID: 508f00
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"So apparently my father was part of their cult, and bred with my mom in the hopes of creating some sort of chosen one. He's the reason I'm part Sergal. Sergal mixes are rare, aren't they?"

"Oh I think they are yes. Especially nowadays."

"Yeah, I bet my dad didna even care for my mother. Thatbastard just used her!"

"Are you alright?"

"nO! I ain't alright. I'm angry at that sunnovabitch. Well I guess he is literally bein the son of a woman dog thing, no offense."

"You weren't supposed to drink it all in one go. Where's your glass?"

[/b]"You know what's a pain in the glass? Cults. Always with the doom predictions and wanting weird vague bullshit, do you know how many cultists I've had to arrest over my career?!"[/b]

"How many?"

"Like a thousand! It's like they are gettin revenge on me by getting me and my mom involved in their crap."

"Hmhm. At least your a funny drunk."

>>517884
"At least now we know who it is, and we can do something about it.
Ugh, anger and alcohol don't mix. Want to help me sleep it off?"

Quick now is the perfect time to make a move on her. You saved her life and were all manly killing and probably half eating a dozen cultists. Go seduce her like the awesome governor you now are.

you can not handle alcohol can you? Whelp being drunk is the best time to make bad decisions since then you have an excuse so might as well start hitting on her but if it looks like you're starting to bother her just drop it.

Baron 2013/06/26(Wed)09:57 No. 519591 ID: 1aa29f
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"uim..."

...

Baron 2013/06/26(Wed)09:58 No. 519592 ID: 1aa29f
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"You know, you're real cute."

"Thank you?"

"Yeah, reeeeal cute. I want ya."

Baron 2013/06/26(Wed)10:00 No. 519593 ID: 1aa29f
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"Aaaaaaand g'night."

"Well I heard worse proposals."

Wake up! Hot lady reciprocating ya

[mental slap]
she's agreeing!

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU GON GET LAID

... you can not handle alcohol at all kind, but you do make for an adorable ass when you're drunk.

>>519597
Drunken romp is a bad idea. Sergei is an incompetent drunk. This would create a bad precedent during future advances.

>>519654
only if he's on top.

Baron 2013/06/26(Wed)17:15 No. 519659 ID: 1aa29f
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I'm afraid that it's a moot point. I can't wake up. I tried everything but I seem to be stuck in some hellish nightmare world/universe thing.

And I'm nude...like crap isn't bad enough.

shit, i think you are gonna a have to battle for control of your body.

ask the big red guy above you if you can borrow a claw or a tooth or something.

huh, well do you see anywhere you can go really cause we might as well start moving if we can't do anything else.

Baron 2013/06/26(Wed)17:45 No. 519665 ID: 1aa29f
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I dunno if that's a good idea.

Hey who the hells' that?

Well not like anything else in your horrible nightmare world has clothes.

Might as well have a look around and wait for the inevitable horror monster to stop by and ask to borrow a cup of sugar.

Comb your back fur! You don't want to look unpresentable!

say hey.

see if he knows what's going on

Baron 2013/06/26(Wed)19:48 No. 519690 ID: 6435b3
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Well he's nude like I am, something tells me he doesn't know anymore than I do.

"Um. Hey."

"Hey? Do you know where we are?"

"No, I was hoping you did."

Called it.

Point out to that guy that you're pretty sure you're dreaming. Believe it or not it might just be useful...
Hey, could you imagine up some clothes while you're at it?

ask what he was doing before he found himself here

also ask him if his name is Venian don't ask me why I just have a hunch is all

What's that blue thing?

Ask him if he is or knows any halfbreeds. Just in case this is some cult thing trying to get the both of you.

Baron 2013/06/27(Thu)10:43 No. 519794 ID: 1aa29f
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Lemme try. Nope. No clothes. Not even some pants. I feel so wrong being in a dream with another guy like this...


"Off! Get off!"

Well I guess the blue things are sorta bridges to other places I guess? He seems to be using them so I might as well.

"Careful on these things! They'll try to drag you donwn!"

"Yeep! Thanks for the tip."

Well, I don't think I need to learn his name. It looks like we're gonna go separate ways, but I can see if he's in the same boat as me.

"Hey! Know any halfbreeds?"

"Plenty, why?"

"I was just wondering if maybe you are getting into some trouble with some cult. One Purpose sound familiar?"

"No, I haven't dealt with any cults..."

Dammit...

Two of the same thing on the front page?

IT'S DOUBLE QUEST TIME

Ask him what is this place before you get out of earshot!

hmm, I think he could be one of your ancestors but then again we don't have any prof of this of course but I have a good feeling. Either way you still have nowhere to go but forward so onwards and upwards I guess.

Oh and do you know any of the Rezan empires/kings whatever the hell the call there rulers, specifically one named Venian because that was him.

You've got a cute butt y'know?

Baron 2013/06/29(Sat)12:51 No. 520241 ID: 1aa29f
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"Do you have any idea where you're even going?"

"Forward. No other way to go."

"But-"

"I'll be fine."

He already asked me where we are, so I can guess he has no idea. And it doesn't matter how much my ass is cute, that's not going to help.

"Hey what's you name?"

I guess he's too far to hear me. Or maybe doesn't care. Ah well, doesn't matter. I mean Venian was a popular name after the Empire was reformed.

Baron 2013/06/29(Sat)12:52 No. 520243 ID: 1aa29f
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Oh gods, I hate cliffs!

well like he said no other way to go but forward, just try and get a running start

Baron 2013/06/29(Sat)14:06 No. 520253 ID: 1aa29f
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Um, no. I don't think I will.

Guess you can wait until the dead souls drag you into the abyss then. Unless there is something you can fashion into a bridge around here.

Ride the giant carrot!

Baron 2013/06/29(Sat)19:57 No. 520348 ID: 1aa29f
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What the hells...

>>520348

OK now the landscape is just toying with you.

if it;s repeating then you can jump from one to the next when the rock you are on lines up with the next. last rock will need a leap of faith. jump off right when it stats to move and the last rock should move to catch you.

Good news, we have found a way to help you get across this thing just wait a minute for us to figure this shit out.

If you're wondering how it seems that you and the other guy are going to be force to help each other out throughout this thing so yeah.

Baron 2013/06/30(Sun)14:05 No. 520432 ID: 1aa29f
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If you say so...have you figured it out yet? I'd rather not try and ride that giant orange thing.

okay it should stay like that, hop across

Man... never mind!

Baron 2013/06/30(Sun)17:37 No. 520471 ID: 1aa29f
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Okay, okay. Here-

Baron 2013/06/30(Sun)17:37 No. 520472 ID: 1aa29f
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-goes-

Baron 2013/06/30(Sun)17:38 No. 520473 ID: 1aa29f
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-NOTHIoh hey I made it. I guess I have to help what's-his name now or something...

Baron 2013/06/30(Sun)17:39 No. 520474 ID: 1aa29f
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Oh yeah I can see nothing wrong with me fiddling with this orb...

You are a man. That is a vagina. You know what to do.

pick up that staff and poke at it,

snrrrrk

well alrighty then, try touching the orb/staff thing next to you first and then move on to the other thing.

Baron 2013/07/02(Tue)11:45 No. 520828 ID: 1aa29f
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Fine, just a quick poke and-

"UUUUUU-mmph!"

"Oh hey it worked."

"Yes, thank you whoever you are..."

"Um. Don't mention it. Now what?"

NOW NOTHING. I HAVE WHAT I WANTED.

"Oh what now?"

PERFECT. JUST PERFECT. TWO SUBJECTS IN PERFECT SYNC WITH EACH OTHER.

"Who are you?"

"Yes, show yourself!"

I'M IN FRONT OF YOU.

so it's the floating axe wound?

>>520828
HI, MISTER ELDRICH HORROR!
As a matter of professional courtesy, would you please tell us if you pulled these two from different points in time? We need to know if you're mucking about with causality or not, since that could really cause some complications.

---

Sergei, what do you know about the Rezan people?

Baron 2013/07/02(Tue)12:07 No. 520836 ID: 1aa29f
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"The hells are you?"

IRRELEVANT. I KNOW YOU ARE THE TWO. AND HE IS THE ONE. ONLY THE THREE IS MISSING. IT MATTERS NOT. PROGRESS IS PROGRESS.

"That cultist. You?! Am I really dead?!"

DEAD? OH NO, HIS SOUL BELONGS TO OUR MASTER, AS YOU WILL TOO SOON.

"What?"


IT IS ENOUGH NOW TO KNOW YOU ARE THE ONES MY MASTER NEEDS. THAT OBSTACLE COULD ONLY BE SOLVED BY INDIVIDUALS IN SYNC WITH EACH OTHER. YOU STILL HAVE A PURPOSE TO SERVE. VENIAN HAS YET TO REALIZE HIS PATH. AS YOU HAVE YET TO REALIZE YOURS.

"What the-wait. You're saying he's Venian as in THE Venian?"

we told you that already, and ask him why he lives inside of a rock that looks a lot like a vagina.

also ask when you will wake up because as neat as this all was you would like to get back to the waking world as we got shit to do. (not sure what yet but hey you're a baron now so something is bound to come up sooner or later)

This thing looks like tar. I bet it's a tar baby, just provoking you to attack so you'll get trapped.

>>520836
Ok, what do you know about Venian? Is he a historical figure, a current leader, or what? We NEED to know this information.

At this point the best way to respond is to confuse it and make it think you're just insane. "So, mister zombie angler fish - IF that's really your name - Legion would like you to explain who your master is and what he wants. Oh, and Legion would like me to remind you that you are not the reaper, and should not be talking entirely in capital letters."

It seems that time travel is at work. Was Venian known for amazing insight into events that had not happened yet, because if not this is a great chance to give him some future knowledge because fuck the timeline.

Baron 2013/07/07(Sun)18:41 No. 522557 ID: 1aa29f
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"You're not telling me that's Emperor Venian. The first and only Emperor? I'll admit those scars are oddly similar but no. That can't be him. He's much taller than that."

YOUR TIME APPROACHES SOON

"Okay I'm sure the Information department exaggerates a little bit, but seriously, Venian was supposed to have more...defined muscles than that."

THE MASTER IS GETTING IMPATIENT SERGEI. WE ALL ARE.

"I've been hearing that a lot but no one is telling me what the hells I'm supposed to do, just a lot of noise and chest beating!"

ATTITUDE. HOW PRECIOUS. THE MASTER DOES ENJOY THOSE THAT SHOW RESISTANCE TO THE END.

I'm not one of your cultists I did not get the handbook for whatever the fuck this all is.

"the hell are you talking about? i'm not resisting, i just have no idea what i should be doing"

Hey! Giant vagina! You want a piece of this? You can't even walk. You're dripping all over the place, like a drooling moron? Master? Master of fail maybe! You couldn't master a kobold! Your little hook puppets are cute and all, but they won't get you anywhere! You're just running around in circles with, oh that's right, you can't run around in circles. Ha.

and now you're just talking in circles... good to know.

>>522557
Would I be more useful to the Master if I were Educated or stayed Ignorant?

You are doing all of this because the Master wants his plan to work properly, but clearly i am fucking this up for you guys by pure accident. Don't you think you're in a perfect position to fix that?

Suggestion 2013/07/12(Fri)14:18 No. 524022 ID: 1aa29f
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WHAT THE-WHAT IS THIS?! THIS HORRID WHITE FLUFFY THING! CEASE YOUR ENDLESS SONG! STOP! STOP THE MUSIC! STOP THE MUSIC!

"But I'm not singing..."

you should!

as a round!

row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.

yeah that's us just fucking with him... also do you still see Venian around because he's about to do something that's most likely going to help you 2 get out of here

Oh and for our vagina looking friend here (plays the most annoying sound in the world repeatedly) hope you like it.

I wouldn't be suprised if we drove him insane.
Heh, we can if we put our backs into it.
(Plays "Maccaron Chaccaron" on a loop)

>>524022
"You seem to be having a psychotic episode. Would you like to lie down? Perhaps have a cup of tea?"

Sergei 2013/07/20(Sat)12:56 No. 525809 ID: 1aa29f
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ARGRHGHRHBAHBRAHBRHGRBAGBRLARBHARBGAOLBGWAJEBHHEBAHRGBHRBHGEBWHGBEGEHERBAHDFBAHEDBHABDHHSDB
KAHKWBESHDBFHKBYQGEABHBFHKABRJHEAGBRJHBKJABFKJ

Sergei 2013/07/20(Sat)12:59 No. 525813 ID: 1aa29f
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! STOP! STOP IT PLEASE! NO MORE!

"Um, okay this is starting to go into a whole weird area."

Sergei 2013/07/20(Sat)13:09 No. 525821 ID: 1aa29f
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"GGIP!"

"Oh good you're not dead."

waky waky eggs and bacy.

well that was fun, so what's the plan for the day?

>>525821
if its any consolation, most dreams are forgotten within a few minutes of waking up.

Sergei 2013/07/27(Sat)16:04 No. 528364 ID: 1aa29f
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>>525962
>>525918
No, no, no. No plans. No wakey. No eggs. Too much pain.

"Oh 'Governor', it is time to get up."

"No. No get up. Head. Hurt too much."

Sergei 2013/07/27(Sat)16:05 No. 528368 ID: 1aa29f
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"You really can't handle your liquor can you?"

"No more. Never again."