...I hope whimsical is good at on the spot limb reattachment.

Well done, Abel. Not enough speechifying for my taste, but I guess smacking people around is more your thing. And you intimidated the target into captivity!

>>459810
I agree but a) time constraints, gotta get the Doc to the kid as soon as possible
b) Abel's kind of mad at him anyway!

She just beat down a trained merc and some idiot cultist. Abel is now best character.

>>459798
Kidnap Lulu! Nothing would piss off that nutjob like de-brainwashing one of her favorite minions.

>>459823
It would also piss of the giant God thing they worship.
you know, the cannible rapist..

1/5 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)12:02 No. 459922 ID: 34cbef
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[Petal] ...hey

[Abel] Oh, ninja, how long have you been free?

[Petal] For a while, don't mind if i sit here do ya?

[Abel] no, go ahead.

2/5 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)12:07 No. 459923 ID: 34cbef
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[Constance] Just wanna say that it wasn't a fair fight, she told me not to hurt you.

[Abel] Yeah, sure.

[Constance] Where you going off to now?

[Abel] Just getting outta here, i'm totally done with this planet. Hey, why don't you come with? Can't be too much fun hanging around psychos all day.

[Constance] Sorry, can't. These people pay me consistantly- but thanks for the offer. Good luck with the no fin thing, Also I want a rematch.

[Abel] Well, good luck to you also constance, and if you ever come by urtz there's a bar named after me- I'm sure i can find time in my busy schedule. I have to go, I've got a giant bug waiting for me.

[Constance] Okay, bye then.

3/5 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)12:09 No. 459924 ID: 34cbef
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[Constance] Those people look like they have all sorts of fun... Urtz, isn't that the space station? OH! Hey there mister big, I kinda lost all your food stuffs and got your lady friend all beat up, I hope this doesn't break my contract.

4/5 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)12:12 No. 459925 ID: 34cbef
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[Quint] Welcome back everyone, OH LOOK! Why if it isn't the good doctor, well fine sir would you like to come with us off this big ol yellow rock and experience the joys and wonders of the great deep space?

[Whimsical]... you're talking to me? I guess it wouldn't be against my agenda... sure.

[Quint] FAN-TAS-STICK! Now lets get you prepped for departure, abel he might have to sit on your lap.

[Abel] I just wanna go.

4.5/5 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)12:14 No. 459926 ID: 34cbef
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[Petal] Hahah, later bums. Thanks for the new ride, oh and take these too. We don't want'em.

5/5 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)12:15 No. 459927 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] Ugh, i don't want them either.

[Quint] ... cultists, well then. What are we gonna do with them?

>input

>>459924
Oh snap. Harold is gonna eat Constance and then come after us.

>Bunbuns, what do?
...set them free? I'm not sure why we didn't leave them with the others. Unless we want to take them with us and try and teach them how not to be crazy cultists or something, but that sounds like a lot of work.

OK at least Petal had good enough taste to give us a ride back to our duct tape ship-duo before stealing it.

We could rape and eat them alive. Its what they would want.

>>459924
um.. if one of you has a special Quint/Shark/Doctor ability to sence danger its probably shrieking like a banshee right now, id say listen to it.

Failing that, quint should get the doc inside and tell him what they need while he prep's the ship for take of whilst abel ask's the bunbun's if they want to take this opertunity to escape the crazy rape cult.

>>459954
Or we could sell them as slaves.
Or we could keep them as slaves.
Or we could give them to someone as slaves.
Or we could set them free, but that's too boring.

Basically it comes down to mercy or slavery as we don't want to outright kill them because that could leave Whimsical on our bad side and that's no good.

They COULD help Abel at her shop, but she doesn't want to do anything with them, they could also help with menial tasks on Rerk's ship, but mutiny is to be expected from cultist, or we could leave them to Whimsical as assistants which I bet they would be more cooperative with since they get to see blood 'n stuff but then again, they're cultists.

Decisions decisions...

do you wanna take them, do you wannna leave them? I will need a better answer then just maybe, guys.

im gonna say take them, but put them in the brig to be safe.
weve pissed the god of enough that if it was going to chase us it would do so with or without them, and this way we stand a chance of freeing them from what ever psychosis causes them to worship that...Thing

Yeah take em why not, something will come up eventually.

I say we just let them go--'smore trouble than it's worth to keep'em, and it's not like we're going to kill them [yet].

If we leave them we can't just leave them here in the middle of nowhere with no way home. She said all the none preppers had lives outside the cult when a ritual was about to take place and since one is only a replacement for a sick preper and the other only recently got promoted to prep they should have a home we can drop them off at since we definitely don't want to go to the church of the cult we just made enemies of.

As for whether I think we should take them. Take them, we'll befriend them and show them the world isn't as horrible as they think and even if you can never be perfect that doesn't make you a monster.

>>459927
"What the heck is this? Why are you huddling together like that? Are you afraid we WON'T rape and eat you?
Man, this is pathetic. At least we know these two are stupid, not evil."

We're taking them so we can un-brainwash them, buuuut we can't have them their cult owners getting any ideas about rescuing.
Abel should call Constance and ask her to bitch out the high priestess for ruining her diet and then leaving her with snacks.

1/4 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)17:41 No. 460031 ID: 34cbef
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[Quint] With my profound decision making skills, that of which is way too complicated to explain, I have decided that we are gonna take these girls with us.

[Abel] Well I already have a lap warmer, so you get them.

2/4 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)17:42 No. 460032 ID: 34cbef
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And the group successfully take off.

3/4 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)17:43 No. 460033 ID: 34cbef
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That's right, they successfully take off, without trouble or worry.

4/4 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)17:46 No. 460035 ID: 34cbef
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And now the time has come, Another dreaded mortallity roll. Whimsical is a miracle surgeon, able to use anything to preform and his success rate is fairly decent. But it isn't just his skills that he depends on, and that is where you come into the fold.

You will roll to see if plipper pulls through or... doesn't.
type in "dice 1d100" into your email field to roll.

100-60 Complete success
59-20 He tried his best, but no difference.
19-1 Dead on the table.

Make your rolls.

rolled 61 = 61

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O_O

rolled 26 = 26

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welp.

rolled 95 = 95

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ahhhhhh

rolled 15 = 15

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i know i'm the author, but hell i'll roll also.

rolled 61 = 61

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Well... we had it, but now the average is at 43.5. Let's see if we can pull that back up.

Average 51.6 now. Unless we're counting types of rolls- in which case we got 3 successes, 1 neutral, 1 fail.

Wait, is it number of successes? Average? First roll? What?

rolled 79 = 79

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>>460040
That roll was pure gold.

56.17, 4s/1n/1f

email field

EMAIL field, salestax

rolled 64 = 64

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Oh, I was putting it in subject. whoops. I'll delete those 2 now.

57.29, 5s/1n/1f

I really hope this is going by successes, and not averages. Because the more we roll, the more likely we are to start pulling it back down.

rolled 87 = 87

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Please let this help die program.

1/3 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)19:34 No. 460073 ID: 34cbef
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[Whimsical] I have good news and i have terrible news.

[Rerk] what is the bad.

[Whimsical] The cultists are the best assistants I've ever had, albeit a little crazy. You're little brother is perfectly fine now, a nights worth of sleep in the regen tank will make him good as new.

[Rerk] Oh... oh thank you so much. Was there any troubles? Will he be back to his normal self again?

[Whimsical] Well he won't be doing any triathlons that involve thinking and imagination i can tell you, but what was lost during the tumor this symbiot he has seems to be filling in quite well. I'd say the thing saved his life.

>>460072
That does it!

Average: 61, exactly. 6 successful rolls, 1 neutral, and 1 failure (from the author!).

2/3 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)19:37 No. 460075 ID: 34cbef
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And so the team returns back home to Urtz space station. Due to the quick surgery they have to resupply all of their provisions along with their medical equipment. And so after the long seven day travel back Abel, Quint, and Rerk head back to their favorite store owners little shop.

3/3 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)19:38 No. 460077 ID: 34cbef
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[Quint] Hey boss how.... what's this?

[Abel] Um, I don't get it regina, Is this some sort of joke?

>>460077
"What's that for?
Regina, you didn't fall in with a cult again, did you?"

Hunter End chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)19:41 No. 460079 ID: 34cbef
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[Regina] Wellllllll, I was at my local church the other day and I heard a funny little rumor about you.

[Abel] rumor? ...you're not...

[Regina] Yep.

[Abel] But they...

[Regina] That's right.

[Abel] But I-

[Regina] Don't care.

Hunter End

Wow he updated only a minute after the last roll and we barely squeaked by I think the dice are either fans of suspense or were trolling us.

>>460079
"Hey, your high priestess was literally asking for it! You don't cut yourself and smear the blood on a Jawlie's face unless you WANT to get bit!"

Wonder where the magic scarecrow ended up...

It's funny because it was Quint who kidnapped the cultist. Abel just bit an arm off and wanted to be left alone. You got Abel in trouble, Quint!

>>460033

Poor Harold his waifus are flying away...