>>459455
"I need to get my friends freed, and if that doctor is who I think it is then I need him to save the life of... well, lets call him my future son in law.
What's your name, cutie?"

"this is just a trial thing, you convinced me to hear you out, not join your church"

Just so you know Abel, bunbuns are suicidal because they are made of delicious meat.

Suggestion 2012/10/01(Mon)22:42 No. 459498 ID: e94f05
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>>459478
no they're not, they're made of bread
They bleed dough man seriously just try and stab one
What the hell do you think bun cake is made of?

>>459498

You mean... it's not made out of meat?

1/3 chirps 2012/10/01(Mon)23:41 No. 459503 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] I'll uh, I'll think about it...what's your name anyways? I'm Abel

[Lulu] I'm lulu

[Priestess] What's this, i haven't seen a happier bunbun. Nice to meet you abel, i'm high priestess Julia- i'm sure lulu has mentioned me.

[Abel] Well, uh... i wanted to see if i could tag along with you to the jail?

[Julia]Of course, i'm tight on time as it is. Are you joining our congregation? Or just inquisitive?

[Abel] I... don't... know?

[Julia] Well don't fret, if you tag along with us after our errands i can tell you more.

[Abel] ...sure?

2/3 chirps 2012/10/01(Mon)23:45 No. 459504 ID: 34cbef
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[Julia] I'm glad there is at least someone around Aries that is as open minded as you, hard to find ladies like that these days.

[Abel] Um... i'm actually from off world...

[Julia] That's even better, maybe if you do consider joining us we can set up a sort of travelling missionary to go with you on your travels to teach you our works.

[Abel]...uh... maybe?

What kind of works? c.C

3/3 chirps 2012/10/01(Mon)23:58 No. 459507 ID: 34cbef
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[Julia] Abel, if you wait here we'll be right with you. We need to collect some sacrificial stock.

[Quint] Well, if it isn't the lost lady of the sea- what happened?

[Abel] Oh man five eyes, you have no idea how uncomfortable i am now. But i'm not behind bars though, so i guess i'm lucky.

[Quint] pfft, i know- but what's with the small party you're tagging along with?

[Abel] Well the little blue one caught me right after you guys went inside, and they want me to join some sort of cult or something.

[Quint] Meh, it happens to the best of us. But you sure did get bad luck with this lot

[Abel] Why is that, i think they'er kinda cute... albeit using some words wrong, i think it might be a cute cult. I mean, bunnies following something called the devourer and using sacrifice and concubine?

[Quint] You... you don't get out of your bar much, do you abel.

[Abel] Huh? b-but... lookit them.

[Quint] They are orgy loving ghouls and cannibals, don't let the big eyes and buck teeth fool you.

[Abel] Woah, crap, what? What do i do then? They want to get this doctor that's locked up here.

[Quint] Oh, that's beautiful, cus it is our guy. Okay so the ninjas can spring me and themselves out, but the big issue is getting out of the city is damn near impossible. I'm surprised they even want whimsical, they usually use female sacrifices... but it might be our ticket to actually getting him with us. Too many guards around the city, so it's up to you.

[Abel] ...okay, i really don't have much faith but sure.

[Quint] It's simple, it's up to you to either take him and run as soon as you leave the city or try to run with him at the cult church. It's up to you how you get him, but you have to get him.

>what's the plan?

okay so... we need to stick with the buns until the last minute. let them buy the doc then grab him and run.

>>459507
How about we convince them to let us take the doctor?
We truthfully state that we need his help to save our less-truthfully son, and we'll totally-bullshit bring him right back.
We could try to get them to assign Lulu to "teach us about their faith", then kidnap and un-brainwash her.

Actually they're not here to sacrifice the doctor. They're here to "buy" him. So someone must be really reeeeeally sick that they really reeeeally need doctoring of. Considering their uh... lifestyle it's not unsurprising.

1/3 chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)13:12 No. 459609 ID: 34cbef
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[Julia] Alright, I believe we have everything. Ladies, let's depart.

[Abel] Oh, the ninja girl.

[Petal] Traitor

[Abel] not my fault

2/3 chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)13:24 No. 459610 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] Uh... what do you do with these girls?

[Julia] Well we clean them up and let them stay in accomodations until we need them to be used as sacrifices.

[Abel] Are these sacrifices always girls?

[Julia] They have to be, it's our god's personal preferance.

[Abel] Uh... okay... and what are you needing the doctor for?

[Julia] Well I'm under the assumption that one of our sacrifice prep girls have caught something unpleasant and i don't want it spreading through the church.

[Abel]... caught what, like a cold or something?

[Julia] Well... i'm thinking it's more some sort of std... and i really don't want to take away her position only to have her give it to any of the other women.

[Abel] w-well... do you need this particular doctor? Wouldn't any sort of doctor do?

[Julia] Well, we needed to get a doctor before we started the sacrifice today- but I would be overjoyed if we could replace him with a female one. That way we can add another member to our congregation that we can also call upon in case something like this comes up.

[Abel] Well... if i could find a lady doctor to replace him, could i have him?

[Julia] I guess that'd be fair.

3/3 chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)13:26 No. 459611 ID: 34cbef
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[Constance] Shark!

[Abel] Shark!

[Julia] Abel, this is our driver. Constance, meet abel.

>_______

>Shark!
>Shark!
Squee!~

That's adorable. Fuzzy sharkgirls unite!

Exchange the tradition greeting of your people. Fin-bump, or whatever.

>Exchange the tradition greeting of your people. Fin-bump, or whatever.

What if saying shark is the traditional greeting?

chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)14:27 No. 459642 ID: 34cbef
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>>459632
[Abel] I thought i was the only jawile out this far, are you apart of this devourer thing also?

[Constance] Well, i'm more a mercenary/choffeur for these people. I never go anywhere near the church, too much blood and i don't like going into a frenzy. You don't have a fin, are you vegan or something?

[Abel] Well it's more like i choose to only eat ration packs, i gave up carnivore a loooong time ago.

[Constance] Doesn't that mess up your system?

[Abel] If you can handle being in a constant frenzy all the time it sort of gives you better senses, like i can smell much better then I used to.

[Constance] Oh, well that's neat.

>input before continuation?

...I almost said fin-bump or nose-rub. Way to mind read, chirps. XD

>constant frenzy all the time
Kind of explains the impulsiveness.

>input before continuation?
I got nothing. Cutsceen away!~

>>459611
Those are handcuffs. Ninja girl can totally escape on her own, so don't worry about her.
"So, Julia, what can you tell me about this Devourer guy? Was there a prior devourer that he ate to take the position? Is he some sort of ancient being?"

1/2 chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)15:48 No. 459670 ID: 34cbef
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[Julia] Alright, Constance can lock up the sacrifices and you can ride with us abel.

[Abel] mkay, do i have to sleep like they do?

[Julia] no no, one is a replacement sacrifice prepper and the other one is being promoted to sacrifice prep so they need to conserve energy.

[Abel]... okay, so what exactly is this whole sacrifice thing.

[Julia] It's traditional that we offer up a girl to the devourer in order to garner luck and favor from him. He watches over us there at the church, and outsiders don't see it but he also protects us when we are outside the church.

[Abel]...w-well what's this whole sacrifice thing entail or what do you guys usually do for it.

[Julia] The service lasts about two days. It starts with current events messages that I detail out, such as how our church is doing monetarilly and how missionaries abroad are faring with starting up churches. Then after that there is comunion, i say a prayer and we eat and drink to our god. After that the sacrifice preperations begin where the girls assigned to it go retrieve the great devourer from his den and have to arouse him so he will accept our sacrifice. Then when the devourer is ready he preforms the ritual of mating with the sacrifice for the whole time and finishes with him eating the sacrifice when he becomes exhausted. While the girls go get the devourer the rest of the church pairs up and begins mating aswell. After all this is done, which is the day after and everyone is spent and full, we say our goodbyes and return to our normal lives outside the church. Unlike me and a small few of the congregation, every other girl has a life that they lead to better introduce our church to others. Some are lawyers, engineers, and even movie superstars.

Oh, so no meat means no fin + constant frenzy. Fun times!

CONTINUE

2/2 chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)16:06 No. 459680 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] uh, why? It's not normal to be around things like that...

[Julia] Abel, you don't see it yet, but the devourer is the only true thing to ever exist.
Do you love someone?

[Abel] well, yeah, i do have a guy that i really like and i want to be with.

[Julia] Well the problem with him is that he isn't perfect, and he isn't going to be honest all of the time. You have no distinct assurance that he won't be seeing someone else when you're not there.

[Abel] no, no i have complete trust in him...

[Julia] How can you trust in that, what proof do you have that he won't cheat on you? How well do you know him? Unlike the devourer no man can truly be known.

[Abel] But you follow a monster that rapes and eats people!

[Julia] no, you follow a belief that everyone is innocent even if you don't know a single thing about them.

[Abel] Alright, then how is your monster better then my boyfriend?

[Julia] First off, he isn't a monster- he's a god who loves us but mourns our evil. Secondly he loves us so much that he is willling to be the worst sinner in order to be on our level of existence. He just loves us so much it's beyond non-beleivers comprehension, that's why we try to return our love by feeding him and giving him all these sacrifices.

[Abel] This is way too much, i'm starting to lose it.

[Julia] Can you say that your boyfriend is the perfect man who loves you so much he is willing to become imperfect for you? Can you say that you would do the same for him? I won't pressure you to join our church, but join us for our sacrifice- and if the day ever comes where you find that no man can ever love you like the way you want, our doors will always be open.

>input

These guys are absolutely insane.

Say you'll go, though--it'll let you have access to the church so you can spring the doctor [And Petal, if she can't get out herself] instead of having to sneak around these crazy cultists.

So their belief system is based on not having faith. They trust the only thing they can be 100% certain of. That's kind of odd.

Cutscene begin chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)18:05 No. 459717 ID: 34cbef
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another long cutscene, wait til end cutscene to suggest.

[Abel] I'll attend your crazy ritual, but i'm not joining your church.

[Julia]... Constance, can you stop here a second?

--------------------------------

[Abel] What, i don't wanna hear anymore.

[Julia] I want to point something out for you, but i don't want to overly offend you. Will you humor me on this?

[Abel]........... okay, but i'm not listening to whatever you say.

chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)18:07 No. 459720 ID: 34cbef
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[Julia] Abel, i want you to understand that you can't hide from us. You can't hide from him, no matter what you think you are or want you want to be you will still be you. The devourer always knew this and so do I.

chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)18:10 No. 459722 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] woah WOAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, Stop. Stopit, i don't wanna hear anymore.

[Julia] Everyone is a monster, abel. The bank teller, the best friend you have had, me

chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)18:12 No. 459723 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] No i said stop, get away from me

[Julia] And even you abel. Stop denying who you are because you think that's what a man wants, because the devourer loves you no matter what you are.

Oh, shit, bunny girl is trying to trigger Abel's blood frenzy involuntarily.

FIGHT IT ABEL!

chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)18:14 No. 459725 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] I SAID STOP, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING LISTEN!?

CRUNCH

[Julia] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)18:17 No. 459727 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] I hate this place, I hate you people, why do you keep pushing me. I am not someone who likes being treated like a piece of trash and I'm not taking what your selling. I don't think you can even fathom the world of hate I have for you.

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[Constance] What the hell did you think you were doing by antagonizing a jawile like that Julia!?

[Julia] errrr, i-it's nothing... trying to make... a point.

[Constance] You have bigger balls then my ex boyfriend. I brought the doctor over to see if he can patch you up.

[Julia] Don't hurt abel, she is still learning... I think she'd make a great member of the church.

>Input

Ok, know what? Continue fighting. Bust the ninja and the doctor and any other sacrifices here. No stealth just shark.

>>459729
Spit her hand out.

Swallow hand.

>I think she'd make a great member of the church.
...you know what, no.

People are imperfect. We fail. We hurt one another. We lose control. But we have to have faith in each other, and in the best of ourselves. The answer is not to forsake faith, to give up, and embrace the dark just because it's simple, and you can trust it to always do what it does. That's not belief, that's the absence of it.

I don't care what you can make me do. I'm not giving up on myself, or my friends. We're getting out of here. *To the doctor* And you're coming with us as soon as you finish patching her up.

Abel you should stop. She's obviously trying to antagonize you and you shouldn't give her the satisfaction of becoming the monster she claims you to be. Plus if you lose it again you may hurt someone we don't want to.

>>459734
Yes, you are a vegetarian sort of, and eating it might de-frenzify you or something? Frenzy is an advantage, right?

If you've already swallowed the hand, feel free to shark-fu punch yourself to force vomiting it back up. Show your determination.

>>459729
Spit that out or throw it up or whatever, then throw it at queen crazy there.
"Nobody's perfect, but we're defined by our drive to improve. Monsters are the ones who revel in their weakness and sin. You idolize your so-called god because you don't want to improve, you just want an enabler.
I know who I am, and I won't let you try to control me!"

>>459746
Oh, and Abel? You said you're in constant frenzy, so you should be in full control right now.

See the problem is these guys are helpless harmless bunbuns (cough) so worshipping a guy who eats them kind of makes sense in a twisted sort of way. But it doesn't apply to you. You could like, I dunno, bite his arm off. They're revelling in their helplessness as bunbuns seem wont to do, but you can never do the same because you have the ability to fight back. You'd just be lying to yourself if you tried to join. You can't worship the Devourer, because you devour.

"doc, reason i came here in the first place is to have you get a tumor our of the brain of my boyfriend's little brother, you wanna do that or you wanna watch these yahoos throw people to a monster?"

1/3 chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)21:24 No. 459795 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] Ptooie, Fuch ya

2/3 chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)21:25 No. 459797 ID: 34cbef
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[Julia] Why do you keep de-

[Constance] HEY WAI-

SMACK

[Whimsical] This is not healthy for an injured person, but i don't wanna be smacked.

3/3 chirps 2012/10/02(Tue)21:27 No. 459798 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] When you get done patching up that bitch, get inside. I'm done with these people, fuck i'm done with this planet.

>any last minute things?

Petal's onboard, right?

Also, do you actually neeeeeeeeeed Quint to get back offworld or can you just vamoose with his ship

Uh oh you forgot Quint!

Haha, good one right? Get thee gone.

>>459799
Dude. Quint's awesome.

...I hope whimsical is good at on the spot limb reattachment.

Well done, Abel. Not enough speechifying for my taste, but I guess smacking people around is more your thing. And you intimidated the target into captivity!

>>459810
I agree but a) time constraints, gotta get the Doc to the kid as soon as possible
b) Abel's kind of mad at him anyway!

She just beat down a trained merc and some idiot cultist. Abel is now best character.

>>459798
Kidnap Lulu! Nothing would piss off that nutjob like de-brainwashing one of her favorite minions.

>>459823
It would also piss of the giant God thing they worship.
you know, the cannible rapist..

1/5 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)12:02 No. 459922 ID: 34cbef
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[Petal] ...hey

[Abel] Oh, ninja, how long have you been free?

[Petal] For a while, don't mind if i sit here do ya?

[Abel] no, go ahead.

2/5 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)12:07 No. 459923 ID: 34cbef
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[Constance] Just wanna say that it wasn't a fair fight, she told me not to hurt you.

[Abel] Yeah, sure.

[Constance] Where you going off to now?

[Abel] Just getting outta here, i'm totally done with this planet. Hey, why don't you come with? Can't be too much fun hanging around psychos all day.

[Constance] Sorry, can't. These people pay me consistantly- but thanks for the offer. Good luck with the no fin thing, Also I want a rematch.

[Abel] Well, good luck to you also constance, and if you ever come by urtz there's a bar named after me- I'm sure i can find time in my busy schedule. I have to go, I've got a giant bug waiting for me.

[Constance] Okay, bye then.

3/5 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)12:09 No. 459924 ID: 34cbef
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[Constance] Those people look like they have all sorts of fun... Urtz, isn't that the space station? OH! Hey there mister big, I kinda lost all your food stuffs and got your lady friend all beat up, I hope this doesn't break my contract.

4/5 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)12:12 No. 459925 ID: 34cbef
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[Quint] Welcome back everyone, OH LOOK! Why if it isn't the good doctor, well fine sir would you like to come with us off this big ol yellow rock and experience the joys and wonders of the great deep space?

[Whimsical]... you're talking to me? I guess it wouldn't be against my agenda... sure.

[Quint] FAN-TAS-STICK! Now lets get you prepped for departure, abel he might have to sit on your lap.

[Abel] I just wanna go.

4.5/5 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)12:14 No. 459926 ID: 34cbef
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[Petal] Hahah, later bums. Thanks for the new ride, oh and take these too. We don't want'em.

5/5 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)12:15 No. 459927 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] Ugh, i don't want them either.

[Quint] ... cultists, well then. What are we gonna do with them?

>input

>>459924
Oh snap. Harold is gonna eat Constance and then come after us.

>Bunbuns, what do?
...set them free? I'm not sure why we didn't leave them with the others. Unless we want to take them with us and try and teach them how not to be crazy cultists or something, but that sounds like a lot of work.

OK at least Petal had good enough taste to give us a ride back to our duct tape ship-duo before stealing it.

We could rape and eat them alive. Its what they would want.

>>459924
um.. if one of you has a special Quint/Shark/Doctor ability to sence danger its probably shrieking like a banshee right now, id say listen to it.

Failing that, quint should get the doc inside and tell him what they need while he prep's the ship for take of whilst abel ask's the bunbun's if they want to take this opertunity to escape the crazy rape cult.

>>459954
Or we could sell them as slaves.
Or we could keep them as slaves.
Or we could give them to someone as slaves.
Or we could set them free, but that's too boring.

Basically it comes down to mercy or slavery as we don't want to outright kill them because that could leave Whimsical on our bad side and that's no good.

They COULD help Abel at her shop, but she doesn't want to do anything with them, they could also help with menial tasks on Rerk's ship, but mutiny is to be expected from cultist, or we could leave them to Whimsical as assistants which I bet they would be more cooperative with since they get to see blood 'n stuff but then again, they're cultists.

Decisions decisions...

do you wanna take them, do you wannna leave them? I will need a better answer then just maybe, guys.

im gonna say take them, but put them in the brig to be safe.
weve pissed the god of enough that if it was going to chase us it would do so with or without them, and this way we stand a chance of freeing them from what ever psychosis causes them to worship that...Thing

Yeah take em why not, something will come up eventually.

I say we just let them go--'smore trouble than it's worth to keep'em, and it's not like we're going to kill them [yet].

If we leave them we can't just leave them here in the middle of nowhere with no way home. She said all the none preppers had lives outside the cult when a ritual was about to take place and since one is only a replacement for a sick preper and the other only recently got promoted to prep they should have a home we can drop them off at since we definitely don't want to go to the church of the cult we just made enemies of.

As for whether I think we should take them. Take them, we'll befriend them and show them the world isn't as horrible as they think and even if you can never be perfect that doesn't make you a monster.

>>459927
"What the heck is this? Why are you huddling together like that? Are you afraid we WON'T rape and eat you?
Man, this is pathetic. At least we know these two are stupid, not evil."

We're taking them so we can un-brainwash them, buuuut we can't have them their cult owners getting any ideas about rescuing.
Abel should call Constance and ask her to bitch out the high priestess for ruining her diet and then leaving her with snacks.

1/4 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)17:41 No. 460031 ID: 34cbef
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[Quint] With my profound decision making skills, that of which is way too complicated to explain, I have decided that we are gonna take these girls with us.

[Abel] Well I already have a lap warmer, so you get them.

2/4 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)17:42 No. 460032 ID: 34cbef
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And the group successfully take off.

3/4 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)17:43 No. 460033 ID: 34cbef
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That's right, they successfully take off, without trouble or worry.

4/4 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)17:46 No. 460035 ID: 34cbef
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And now the time has come, Another dreaded mortallity roll. Whimsical is a miracle surgeon, able to use anything to preform and his success rate is fairly decent. But it isn't just his skills that he depends on, and that is where you come into the fold.

You will roll to see if plipper pulls through or... doesn't.
type in "dice 1d100" into your email field to roll.

100-60 Complete success
59-20 He tried his best, but no difference.
19-1 Dead on the table.

Make your rolls.

rolled 61 = 61

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O_O

rolled 26 = 26

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welp.

rolled 95 = 95

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ahhhhhh

rolled 15 = 15

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i know i'm the author, but hell i'll roll also.

rolled 61 = 61

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Well... we had it, but now the average is at 43.5. Let's see if we can pull that back up.

Average 51.6 now. Unless we're counting types of rolls- in which case we got 3 successes, 1 neutral, 1 fail.

Wait, is it number of successes? Average? First roll? What?

rolled 79 = 79

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>>460040
That roll was pure gold.

56.17, 4s/1n/1f

email field

EMAIL field, salestax

rolled 64 = 64

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Oh, I was putting it in subject. whoops. I'll delete those 2 now.

57.29, 5s/1n/1f

I really hope this is going by successes, and not averages. Because the more we roll, the more likely we are to start pulling it back down.

rolled 87 = 87

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Please let this help die program.

1/3 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)19:34 No. 460073 ID: 34cbef
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[Whimsical] I have good news and i have terrible news.

[Rerk] what is the bad.

[Whimsical] The cultists are the best assistants I've ever had, albeit a little crazy. You're little brother is perfectly fine now, a nights worth of sleep in the regen tank will make him good as new.

[Rerk] Oh... oh thank you so much. Was there any troubles? Will he be back to his normal self again?

[Whimsical] Well he won't be doing any triathlons that involve thinking and imagination i can tell you, but what was lost during the tumor this symbiot he has seems to be filling in quite well. I'd say the thing saved his life.

>>460072
That does it!

Average: 61, exactly. 6 successful rolls, 1 neutral, and 1 failure (from the author!).

2/3 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)19:37 No. 460075 ID: 34cbef
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And so the team returns back home to Urtz space station. Due to the quick surgery they have to resupply all of their provisions along with their medical equipment. And so after the long seven day travel back Abel, Quint, and Rerk head back to their favorite store owners little shop.

3/3 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)19:38 No. 460077 ID: 34cbef
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[Quint] Hey boss how.... what's this?

[Abel] Um, I don't get it regina, Is this some sort of joke?

>>460077
"What's that for?
Regina, you didn't fall in with a cult again, did you?"

Hunter End chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)19:41 No. 460079 ID: 34cbef
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[Regina] Wellllllll, I was at my local church the other day and I heard a funny little rumor about you.

[Abel] rumor? ...you're not...

[Regina] Yep.

[Abel] But they...

[Regina] That's right.

[Abel] But I-

[Regina] Don't care.

Hunter End

Wow he updated only a minute after the last roll and we barely squeaked by I think the dice are either fans of suspense or were trolling us.

>>460079
"Hey, your high priestess was literally asking for it! You don't cut yourself and smear the blood on a Jawlie's face unless you WANT to get bit!"

Wonder where the magic scarecrow ended up...

It's funny because it was Quint who kidnapped the cultist. Abel just bit an arm off and wanted to be left alone. You got Abel in trouble, Quint!

>>460033

Poor Harold his waifus are flying away...