FlynnMerk 2012/08/01(Wed)18:13 No. 438237 ID: 0521d2
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[Rover]-So to help cheer up the author I hereby declare that this episode is a Christmas Special~!!

t'isn't the season yet you fools! the fuck are you guys doing?

Rover 2012/08/01(Wed)18:30 No. 438242 ID: 0521d2
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>>438241
[Blake]-Eum... Rover... It's August?

Rover 2012/08/01(Wed)18:30 No. 438244 ID: 0521d2
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>Christmas Time With Blake and Rover~♫

Huzzah!

Rover 2012/08/01(Wed)19:44 No. 438281 ID: 0521d2
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>A little cute bold tugs on Rovers sweater.

[Cunny]-Eum... Excuse me mister Rover sir, I have a question.

[Rover]-Oh Cunny, Hello. What can I do for you?

[Cunny]-I don't know what Christmas is, whats is it?

[Rover]-Oh my... Eum... How about we let Eden answer that.

[Cunny]-Eh Eden, what's Christmas?

In summary, everyone gets naked in the snow, then the children play the drums while mommy and daddy try their hardest all night to wake up the sun.

>>438281
Oh, no, Rover. You're not passing the buck this time.
You want a Christmas Special, you get to explain the meaning of Christmas.

Happy times under a glowing Christmas tree, kids get various presents from mommies and daddies, eggnog is passed around and everyone has a good time of cheerfulness.

Christmas in August? Are you a fan of the Funday Pawpet Show or something?

Christmas Time, Carollers start to sing bringing indescribeable joy... Enjoying the sickles of ice hanging from the roof... Standing listening to people sing-whine until you want to grab a large, heavy stick... in short It's a time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year.

It's traditional for anyone who doesn't understand Christmas to be haunted by a minimum of three ghosts. Have fun, kid.

Rover 2012/08/02(Thu)15:35 No. 438430 ID: 0521d2
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[6a1ec2]-In summary, everyone gets naked in the snow, then the children play the drums while mommy and daddy try their hardest all night to wake up the sun.

[Cunny]-Really?

[Rover]-Not quite...

[Seven01a19]-Oh, no, Rover. You're not passing the buck this time.
You want a Christmas Special, you get to explain the meaning of Christmas.

[Rover]-Sounds like it. You see Cunny, Christmas is a special day, where people from all around get together and enjoy their family and rest. And if you've been good that year you may be rewarded.

[b7169d]-Happy times under a glowing Christmas tree, kids get various presents from mommies and daddies, eggnog is passed around and everyone has a good time of cheerfulness.

[Rover]-Basically, there's allot more to it, but that sums it up.

[Cunny]-It sounds lovely~

[Rednic]-Christmas Time, Carollers start to sing bringing indescribeable joy... Enjoying the sickles of ice hanging from the roof... Standing listening to people sing-whine until you want to grab a large, heavy stick... in short It's a time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year.

[Cunny]-I'm so exited, when is it?!

[Blake]-December 25th

[Cunny]-But it's August?

[Rover]-Ahh don't mind that, we're going to have a Christmas anyways~!

[c1a7db]-It's traditional for anyone who doesn't understand Christmas to be haunted by a minimum of three ghosts. Have fun, kid.

[Cunny]-Re-really?

[Rover]-Don't worry I'm sure they'll be nice ghosts. But enough about that, let's get this holiday started!!
So Tg, I've gotten all the characters together, we are gonna have such a great holiday. What should we do first? Crafts, carols, decorate the tree Oh maybe look in on the supper or drinks, maybe a bit of holiday sports or some stories?

>>438322
never heard of it

make crafts TO decorate the tree!

>>438430
'Everybody'?
No Qwern? Poor Cunny.
But wait.. who's that at the front door, drunk and late to the party..?

Back from my anime convention, gonna post in a few days

>>438430
You forgot that christmas is also the time of most family-intern murder- and violence-crimes... probably as many people are neither honest enough to not gather people they don't like nor have enough stamina to endure the time with them...

But don't worry, we are all nice, happy and harmonic here!

Jesus Christ
no one understands the modern meaning of Christmas
It's about watching goddamn Die Hard that's what.
Motherfucker's don't know jack shit 'bout christmas, get with the times.
And watching that shitty cartoon Pac-Man Christmas special, maybe one Christmas Carol inspired story too, either a homage, a parody, official movie of a Christmas Carol, or something like Scrooged.

But it's mainly just about watching Die Hard.

>>439618
And Con Air, that movie has Christmas written all over it.

>>438455

Quern is busy holding up the tree. Thing's on its last legs' last legs. Nothing left but dry needles and peeled bark.

Flynn 2012/08/07(Tue)16:13 No. 440231 ID: 0521d2
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>>439570
[Rover]-Well half the folks here as Psychopathic murder killers, so we can expect at least one death. But It is true that we're a friendly bunch~

>>439618
[Rover]-Ah yes... Christmas specials. I'm not a fan of television myself, but the kids will love it I'm sure.

>>438455
>>439717
[Rover]-Qwern's here, like 6a1ec2 said, he's fixing up the tree.

[Cunny]-Realy?! Qwern's here!

[Blake]-I think he is.

>*Knock~knock*

[Rover]-Wait who's that?

>Rover opens the door to a stout dwarf.

[Rover]-Hello, who are you?

[Guss]-Ai'm Guss, Urist's Unk'l. Please ta meet'yah!

[Rover]-Eum... Well, welcome I guess?

[Guss]-Ai'm also de Ghost oh Christ'ms Past, I'm eer ta give Li'l Cunny da tour.

[Cunny]-Ghost!!

Quick, run back and forth through a hallway of doors!

Rover 2012/08/07(Tue)16:36 No. 440237 ID: 0521d2
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[Guss]-Cal'm D'wn Li'l lassy. I ain't a mean ghost... Yu're Cunny Right?

[Cunny]-Y-yes...

[Guss]-Great! I'm gonna show yah Da Best P'rts oh yer Christ'ms Past.

[Cunny]-Realy!?!

[Guss]-Yup! He'er it is.

[Cunny]-Eum... I didn't see anything?

[Guss]-Dat's Cause yah Don't have a past Christ'ms yah dumb Bitch! Dis is yer first. Now, w'ere's da Ale at I'm par'tched.

>Guss Stumbles off towards the kitchen.

[Cunny]-He's mean... *Sniff* Why was he mean to me *Sniff~sniff* On Christmas...

other then qwern most dwarfs are drunk jerks. so for a dwarf that was actually being nice.

Oh that's right Cunny your <insert totally legal age in kobold> years of life so far have been spent without the magic of the holiday season! Either that or he's lying and is just here to get at the alcohol. Either way, happy holydays!

Rover 2012/08/10(Fri)15:26 No. 441448 ID: 0521d2
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>Cunny clings onto Rover and starts to cry

>>440249
[Rover]-Oh Cun~cun don't cry. Dwarfs can be harsh sometimes, I'm sure he didn't mean it.

[Cunny]-You... You think so?

>>440251
[Rover]-It's your first Christmas and you shouldn't cry. How about you go see Qwern and help him with the tree.

[Cunny]-Okay *Sniff*

>Cunny trots off towards the tree.

>>438446
>>439618
[Rover]-Lets head off to the workshop to help Fincy with the Christmas crafts and decorate the tree. Then we can all watch some Christmas specials.

Rover 2012/08/10(Fri)16:24 No. 441483 ID: 0521d2
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>Transition tune~♫

[Chapter 2 ~ Christmas Crafts]

Rover 2012/08/10(Fri)16:25 No. 441484 ID: 0521d2
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[Rover]-Hey there Finn, watcha making?

[Finn]-Painting some figurines.

[Rover]-That's awesome, but what does that have to do with Christmas?

[Finn]-Nothing, It's august.

[Rover]-Why don't you do something Christmas oriented instead?

[Finn]-Because it ain't Christmas.

[Rover]-But?!

[Finn]-Fuck off and let me paint my daemonette in peace.

[Rover]-*Pout*

Man that Fincy's a real piece of work. How can we get her into the Christmas spirit?

Get her finished miniatures and dip half of each miniature in red paint and dip the other half in green paint.

With forró, of course.

Offer presents. Crash commercialism and greed is what gets most of what would be otherwise uninterested people into Christmas.

>>441501
yeah that will teach her. if she fights back punch her in the dick

Rover 2012/08/15(Wed)18:31 No. 443617 ID: 0521d2
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Sorry for the delay, I've been rather busy. I'll be going back to school soon, so I'll have a lot of free time... That makes more sense than you would think

>>441517
What's forró?

>>441563
Presents come tomorrow on Christmas, tonight's just the Eve. But I'll make sure to give her something nice... Like more of these!

>>441501
>>442580
>Rover pick's up a little daemon women figuring and dunks her in green paint before dipping it in red, ruining the red paint in the process.

[Fincy]-Rrrooovveerrr!!!

[Rover]-Hehee... Marry Christmas?

[Fincy]-You gay fucking... RRraaaahhh!! I'll kill you!!

Wow! This wasn't smart, Euh... H-how about design some Christmas ornaments while I try to talk my way out of this.

Dip it in brake fluid. Gets it right off.

>>443624
She's probably more angry about the ruined red paint. That's impossible to fix, although it can still be used if stirred, if that sort of brownish red color is needed.

> I'll kill you!!
Wish for a sudden Christmas Zombie Apocalypse.

> What's forró?
Just call her for a dance, okay?

Throw the figurine behind her. That might give you enough time to escape with your tail intact!

Rover 2012/08/15(Wed)21:49 No. 443719 ID: 0521d2
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>>443646
>Rover tosses the figurine, but Fincy keeps advancing, almost angrier since you threw her thing.

>>443630
[Rover]-H-hey it's not so bad... You can stir the red to make a brown right?

[Finn]-I need that red to make my flawless pink you fag...

>>443624
[Rover]-Well the toy isn't ruined... B-braker fluid will get it right out, and Y-you can repaint it Hehee... More fun painting right?

>>443641
Wishing!!

[Rover]-Hey let's just dance our troubles away~

>Fincy Slams Rover to a wall

[Finn]-You better say your prayers, cause I'm about to fursecute you all the way to next Friday.

Eehhh! I think dancing's still an option here, but I don't know how. Any advice on how to not get killed?!

crotch kick.

Nothing can save you now but a kiss to the lips.

That, or Blake's right behind you with a water bucket.

No, no! You horrible people!

> I think dancing's still an option here, but I don't know how.
Eh, you know how to dance? Take the lead, then. Embrace her.

Jump on her and kiss her right on the lips. Start stroking her hair, and don't let go for anything.

>>443923

This won't revoke your gay status, by the way. Just trust me on that.

[1/2] Rover 2012/08/16(Thu)19:02 No. 444018 ID: 0521d2
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>>443737
>>442580
>Panicked and frightened Rover Pulls in and knees Finn in the crotch.

[Finn]-Eerk!!

[Rover]-Ah crap! I didn't think.

>>443753
>>443923
>>443982
>Rover leans into her and kisses her lips.

Bleh~ Better than being killed on Christmas I suppose.

[2/2] Rover 2012/08/16(Thu)19:07 No. 444019 ID: 0521d2
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>>443764
>>443641
>>441517
>Shocked by the blow and the kiss, Fincy remains silent and motionless. Still panicked Rover grabs Fincy by the hand and swings her around, trying his best to dance with her.

I just kicked a girl in the balls then kissed her on Christmas Eve and now I'm dancing, there's something very wrong about all this!

>After the dance Rover sets Fincy down.

[Rover]-Eum... I'm sorry... About everything. I'm gonna go get some ice for you... M-mary Christmas?

How about you guys makes some ornaments while I go get some ice? Then we'll decorate the tree with Cunny and Qwern.

don't worry, as long as she had something to eat she'll heal fast.

Rover 2012/08/16(Thu)19:21 No. 444022 ID: 0521d2
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>In the workshop you find the makings for just about any decoration you can think up, as well as some templates to guide you. Feel free to have fun and doodle while I think of what happens next.

Suggestion 2012/08/17(Fri)18:45 No. 444350 ID: bf54a8
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have only mspaint but some simple ornaments. have a creeper in a stone building. a candycane with familiar colors. and a adamantine pickaxe.

Rover 2012/08/20(Mon)19:29 No. 445756 ID: 0521d2
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>>444021
>Rover returns with an ice pack and some snacks for Fincy.

[Rover]-I'm sorry about ruining your figurine.

[Finn]-It's fine, I'll just repaint it... Thanks for dancing with me~

>Fincy still looks a little in pain, but she's smiling and seems happy none the less.

[Fincy]-I'll work on some Decorations for the tree, you go help other people out~

[Rover]-Sounds good.

Well she cheered up, was it the kick?

>Rover grabs a few balls and leads into the living room. Cunny, Goldie and Qwern are there, they seem to be having a happy Christmas.

Hmn... Should I help them hang up the ornaments or go look in on something else?

>>445756
Did Qwern invite those other demons he's friends with? I wonder how they react to not-really christmas parties.

think they can be.. what hapened to the tree? how can you hang ornaments without branches

Thinking they might be a bit high on christmas "Cheer" might've been sharing the bottle around.

trade hats with tree, hang the ornaments on people

[1/3] Rover 2012/08/27(Mon)20:44 No. 448606 ID: 0521d2
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Yes, Qwern brought his demon friends with him, such a nice bunch~

>Just then Captain Indrick Boreale Deep Striked very near to Rover.

[Rover]-Oh my! Captain Boreale, are you here to celebrate the magic Christmas with us?

[2/3] Rover 2012/08/27(Mon)20:44 No. 448607 ID: 0521d2
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[Boreale]-No!

>The Captain hurls Rover to the ground under his mighty boot.

[3/3] Rover 2012/08/27(Mon)20:45 No. 448609 ID: 0521d2
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>More Spehss Mahrens DeepStrike through out the party, using a technique known as Steel Rehn.

[Spehss Mahrens]-Kill the Xenos!! Purge the daemons!!

>And that my friends, is how Captain Boreale stole Christmas. The End~

>>448609
true story ;;

>>448609
One of the stranger ways to cut a quest short, i think.

>>448623
Strange? It's a classic cop out! Only the cops dragging away / killing everyone happen to be space marines.

Hehe, yeah, classic. *sniff*

Best end.