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Princess Dusk Bringer
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Okay, okay, we can take a hint. Get to the sleeping with and gender shenanigans on whatever date you're comfortable with.
>Tell me about the past you don't have.
Oh, yesterday I woke up in a dungeon full of skeletons and had to fight my way out. I thought I just had amnesia, but on the way out I discovered I'm actually some kind of 'vessel', which the crazy guy we killed today confirmed, and the magic sign in the guildhall told me I'm not a lizard at all, but a construct. Also, I keep dying but being fine because the world is actually a video game and I can save.
Screw that, we're lying. Or rather, we'll tell bits of truth, but not the details, so he can't get upset by it later.
You're a lizard wizard specializing in reality warping, obviously. You get around as a traveling adventurer and explorer. Your hobbies include signing and checking out cool decor in different places. You love doughnuts. You've inanimate animal companion you'd like to animate some day. And you're not exactly sure how far you are from home at the moment, due to a botched teleport earlier in your adventures. You're sure you'll get back their eventually, though. You've got no real family waiting for you though, so it's fine.
You also have some crazy guiding voices for some reason, but you knew that already. Not sure what they are. Come with the reality warping, maybe?
There, all of that is technically true and skirts the messy bits.
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