Kaktus 2012/07/20(Fri)17:52 No. 434979 ID: b3ca75
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>Is... that your tongue sticking out inches in front of your face?
That is clearly a graphical error. You should really sacrifice your graphic card to the pizza elementals and buy a new one.
>Give him an awkward blowjob.
That’s… that’s surprisingly tempting, but no.

>Tell him it's okay, it's flattering.
Y-you really think so? I mean… it’s kind of… uh…
>Kiss him goodbye. Tell him you had a wonderful evening and you hope to do this again... soon.
I-I hope that to… And s-sorry for the ruined e-ending…
>Also tell him that he's the most adorable lizard. Because he is.
T-thank you… …Adorable? I was hoping for somti- I mean, goodnight, pleasant dreams and all that. Uh… I’ll see you tomorrow… Beautiful…

Well, goodnight…

Kaktus 2012/07/20(Fri)17:52 No. 434980 ID: b3ca75
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LEVEL UP!
You are now level 3!
You gain:
+3 hp

New spells!
Levitate – float a few centimeters above the ground for a short while

Ghost sound – Make an fake sound that you have previously heard up to 25 meters away. You cannot imitate more advance sound like something talking.

Illusion has been upgraded!
Moving Illusion – Create an Illusion that can move in simple patterns. Cannot be bigger than yourself.

Arcane punch has been upgraded!
Magic missile – more damage, better accuracy, longer range and just plain cooler.

Choose a spell path!
Golemancer – Specialize in animating and controlling homunculus and golems (Spell: animate homunculus)

Time binder – Specialize in bending time to your will! (Spell: Time sphere (slow))

Master Illusionist – Specialize in creating a new reality out of your own desire (Spell: Solid Illusion)

Note: All paths will get the same spells in the end. Path only determine in which order you’ll gain new spells and which spells will be more powerful.

>>434980
Time control. Because sure, it sucks at the beginning, but at high levels we can defeat even the mightiest of Pizza Elementals, by going back in time and terminating their asses.

Master illusionist for looney toons style hijinks.

>Ghost sound
>Make an fake sound that you have previously heard
...and we just came from a concert? Excellent.

Okay, the golemmancer is tempting. We can animate Timmy. And since we're some kind of construct ourselves, that could provide avenues to controlling understanding our own nature.

Solid illusion would be the easiest to weaponize and exploit though. Just think of all the awesome shit we could do! Anything we can imagine, and it can hurt. Boulders, floating daggers, tripwires, fake IDs... and when we get bigger illusion casting size we can make ourselves a functioning dragon to kill things for us.

Time magic is coo and all in general, but slow by itself sucks.

I vote illusionist.

>>434980
Illusionist, because as we've learned from Chee Quest, mastery of illusion HACKS REALITY.

Master Illusionist

Apllication applications applications!

This basically gives us unlimited access to mundane tools and/or weapons. Whatever we need or want. We can conjure illusions of knives, hammers, screwdrivers, silverware, plates, cups, keys, hairbrushes, toothbrushes, mirrors, handcuffs... anything. Don't you see what this means?

We've beat the inventory. We win.

Then there's all the nasty combat applications.

I can't wait to use illusions of a wall to block attacks.

Or create a solid illusion of a hole in the floor, knock someone down it, and then turn the illusion off, sealing them in rock.

Or just cast the illusion of an airtight box around someone and wait while they asphyxiate to death.

Wheee! =D

1: Golemancer

2: time

3 illusions.

Golemancer just seems fun. And gives us enough understanding of our own nature to fight back if we need to, probably. just in case we have some sort of innate weakness.

>>434998
Whoops, let me just fix that...

Anywho, I still think Time Powers would be cool in the long run, but hey, illusions could be cool too.

Illusionist is a pretty great class, but in this case I vote Golemancer.
Keep in mind that we are not just any golem, but a golem built for some SINISTER PURPOSE which likely involves our destruction. If we hack our own code, then when someone tries to use us as a magical vessel we can tell them "I'm sorry. I am afraid I can't do that." and then laugh and laugh.

>>434987
That happened mostly because (Chee Quest spoiler) they were all living in a huge illusion to begin with. Though high level illusionists can get pretty close to that point in other settings anyway...

Golemancer, because priorities.

Your dress is now a phone, go answer it.

Agreed on Golemancer possibly helping Lizbeth understand (and potentially even manipulate) her own nature.

Master Illusionist ; Alter (perceived) reality? Hell yea.

Golemancer as primary. Master Illusionist as a secondary path if at all possible.

Don't we have a thing to animate? Golemancer! We totally need to make that cute uh... thing we stole... from our creator's lair... animated!

I vote Golemancer because the idea of a construct constructing constructs appeals to me.

Time magic is still pretty cool. Because tons of people are picking golemancer, I'm switching my answer to time mage.

Golemancer.

Definitely Solid Illusion. Gain the powers of the holodeck!

Why are so few people picking time? What the hell is wrong with you?

time binding, yo.

>>435041
We've just got different priorities than you, dude. Also, there're no guarantees that we'd get broken time travel powers.

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)04:37 No. 435052 ID: b3ca75
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GOLEM: 7
TIME: 5
ILLUSION: 8

You chosen master Illusionist! You have gained a new spell!

Solid Illusion – Create an Illusion which fools both the eyes and touch. You can make Illusion have any property of a solid material that you have seen before. You cannot create any kind of advance chemical reactions, like fire or functioning organic life, or create anything that moves on its own. The Illusion cannot be bigger than yourself.

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)04:38 No. 435053 ID: b3ca75
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Meanwhile, in the hall of Justice!

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)04:38 No. 435054 ID: b3ca75
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Hey, superman, Hey! HEY! hey!
what do you want, douche face.

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)04:38 No. 435055 ID: b3ca75
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The dam downtown has burst and people is drowning, lets save them with whales! Whales, superman, WHALES!
shut up, dork face, I’m trying to watch my stories!
But what about the drowning people? And the whales! Whales, superman, WHALES!
They can drown for all I care, ass face, my stories is on! Go and die in a corner or something and leave me alone!

You now have control over Aqua Man!

Insert pathetic command_

Save them with SHARKS.

That'll teach them that they aren't man-eaters!

Suggestion 2012/07/21(Sat)07:00 No. 435061 ID: a7a256
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> Insert pathetic command_

clog the dam with corpses

>>435061
Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

kill yourself for having superpowers yet still being one of the most pathetic creatures alive.

>>435068
Hey now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl3ZZaXLEx0
>:(

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)08:44 No. 435071 ID: b3ca75
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>kill yourself for having superpowers yet still being one of the most pathetic creatures alive.
And lose all my earned points on Starbucks? NEVER!
>clog the dam with corpses
Excellent idea, now you just need some corpses!
>Save them with SHARKS.
You know what’s better then sharks? ZOMBIE SHARKS!

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)08:44 No. 435072 ID: b3ca75
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Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
You are unable to summon Cthulhu, as you made sushi of him last week to feed the yearly Justice League barbeque. You do have his cousin on speed dial thought! Let’s show those stupid surface dwellers who’s awesome! Starting with that TV mast! Take that stupid mast!

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)08:45 No. 435073 ID: b3ca75
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What is this!? Someone is disturbing my TV watching! ALL THE WORLDS MUST BURN FOR THIS INSULENCE!!!!!
Oh crap…

Insert Awesome command_

Dang liz, you have some weird dreams.

Okay Aquaman, you're facing an angry Supes. Now, with all the kryptonite that's fallen to earth, it stands to reason some of it must have fallen in the ocean. Heck, probably the majority of it, given how much more sea than landmass their is for falling green skyrocks to hit. Have a sea creature retrieve the nearest hunk for you.

Blame the Batman. He has a Kryptonite ring handy in case Supes goes crazy, if this is following canon. So probably not, but it's worth a try, and even if Supes didn't give it to him, he'll probably have some anyway. Since, y'know, Crazy Prepared.

Resist the urge to correct his spelling of insolence. It won't help.

Summon fish!

>>435086
Summon Bigger Fish

>>435088

Summon All The Fish.

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)13:39 No. 435096 ID: b3ca75
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> Have a sea creature retrieve the nearest hunk for you.
Of course! But you still need to buy time until you get your hands on some kryptonite…
>Blame Batman
Do you think I’m stupid, dick face?
Blast, he saw through my cunning ruse!
> Summon fish!
This might work... but it needs something more...
> Summon Bigger Fish
Getting closer…
> Summon All The Fish.
YES! Eat Whales, Dick! Whales, Superman, WHALES!

do you really belive some undercooked dinner will stop me, lard face? I will kill you for this INSULENCE!
> Resist the urge to correct his spelling of insolence.
actually, I think it is pronounced insolence.
I KEEEEEL YOU!

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)13:40 No. 435097 ID: b3ca75
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Aquaman gains Kryptonite
I… I can’t believe it! Who’s laughing now!
You’ll never get away with this, um… something face…?

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)13:40 No. 435098 ID: b3ca75
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AQUAMAN… PUNCH!

Aquaman attacks Superman for 9001 damage
Superman is slain!
You gain
+1.000.000.000 xp!
+9.999.999.999 gold!
+Red cape!

awesome…

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)13:40 No. 435099 ID: b3ca75
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And thus our “hero” AQUAMAN! Took over the world! But even with everyone under his tyrannical thumb, he felt like something was missing…

>Summon the biggest fish
yes…

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)13:40 No. 435100 ID: b3ca75
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Warning, fish mass exceeds that of normal values! ERROR! The Universe has committed an illegal action and will shut down! All your unsaved date will be lost! Have a nice day.

what the fu-

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)13:40 No. 435101 ID: b3ca75
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Game over.

run lizardwizard.exe

Wait! No, first:

BACKUP Pixel_Adventures\Saved_Games
UNINSTALL Pixel_Adventures.exe

insert disk: Pixel_Adventures
autorun Pixel_Adventures_installer.exe

REBOOT
RUN Pixel_Adventures\Epicmovie.wav

=D

Call a certified Russian cosmonaut to fix this through the Russian way.