Jack 2009/09/10(Thu)04:41 No. 41103 ID: 58f84b
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They're everywhere. There is no escape.

I can't keep living this lie.

[animated]

Jack 2009/09/10(Thu)04:46 No. 41105 ID: 58f84b
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They're coming.

Jack 2009/09/10(Thu)04:58 No. 41106 ID: 58f84b
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>"Check upstairs. One of them is hiding in the building."

Oh no. They're here. They're really here.
What do I do? They're coming for me!

You knew this day would come eventually. It is the destiny of your kind to be tread upon. There is only one way out, furkin. The only remaining question is, do you have the courage to do it?

Jack 2009/09/10(Thu)05:08 No. 41108 ID: 58f84b
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>>41107
I suppose I've always known.
>"FLOOR ONE CLEAR"
I could end it now. Just put the barrel in my mouth and squeeze the trigger.
But is there truly no hope left for my kind?
>"MOVE UP! SQUAD TWO REPORT IN!"

Can you maybe betray some of your vile kin to save your own flea ridden hide?
It's probably your best chance and concepts like "honor" and "conscience" are most likely foreign to you anyways.
Alternatively, get to da roof.

Jack 2009/09/10(Thu)06:30 No. 41115 ID: 58f84b
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>>41109
I would never betray the underground. Oh Sophie. I hope you're all right.
The roof. How fitting.
>"Control, we've got one on the roof. Recall chopper two."
They'll be here in a few minutes.

[animated]

>>41115
Well, I don't see you getting out of this one, pal.

>>41115

Jump!

Noooo.
Try to suffer, I mean survive as long as possible. You owe it to your filthy, disgusting ancestors.

Jack 2009/09/10(Thu)07:18 No. 41120 ID: 58f84b
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>>41116
>>41118
Too late.
They're here.
[animated]

>>41120
If you can't get away, just surrender.
I'm sure you'll take the vivisection, I mean interrogation just fine.
Maybe everything will turn out fine if you just believe in Jesus.

>>41120
Well uhm ... I don't think you can do anything other than slumping to the ground and peeing yourself. Or you could go out with some style and tackle him.

>>41120

Go down fighting!

Jack 2009/09/10(Thu)07:48 No. 41125 ID: 58f84b
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>>41122
>>41123
He's wearing power armor! I wouldn't stand a chance!
>>41121
I've got to surrender.
"Ok, you got me. I surrender."
>"Thou shalt not suffer the furry to live-"
"Bu-"
>"de~su"
[Animated]

>>41125
Still alive and not burning? If so, then uhm ... jump? I mean, you are a vile animal - man hybrid, you abominations ought to be able to jump rather well.

>>41127

Or die, if you're a man/beast hybrid.

You can do that pretty well right?

>>41125
Sorry to say it that blunt.
But your only chance now is making sexual advances to the AnonTrooper. He seems to be alone and everyone knows they secretly want it.
Maybe you'll have a chance to attack him while he rapes you.
Just think about Jesus.

Jack 2009/09/10(Thu)08:19 No. 41132 ID: 58f84b
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>>41127
>>41128
>>41130
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[animated]

>>41132

Burn you sorry abomination.

>>41132
Oh ... uhm ... Good end?

WEll done!

WEll done!

um. Stop drop and roll?
err... stop and roll?

>>41132
Can we switch to the good guy now or is this the end?

Anontrooper: Turn the flamethrower on yourself for being a /b/tard.

Joanne 2009/09/10(Thu)09:25 No. 41152 ID: 58f84b
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>>41139
"What's that control? You're breaking up. Oh fuck, my cam's glitching again."
>"Roger that Jay one, sit this one out. Squad two, continue the sweep."

Shit.
At least I got that one so it's not a total loss. My average ain't what it's supposed to be.

>>41152

What's your name? What's this group you're a part of?

How many more fucking furries are left?

>>41152
Are you saying we can't do the good work anymore?
Sucks.
Use the time to brief us on the background of this cleansing operation.

Joanne 2009/09/10(Thu)10:06 No. 41167 ID: 58f84b
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>>41153
Joanna Baxter, Illinois Fire Brigade, 81st precinct.
These things usually run in packs but I dunno. I hear we got the call for just this one.
They've been gettin harder to find in the past coupla years.

>>41156
What, whole shebang? Long story.
But yeah, someone tipped us off about one of these damn fuzballs living near here so we got the code sixteen. That's, ah, "Kill It With Fire".

But yeah looks like I'll be sitting the rest of this op out. Damn helmet's broken again. The chief's been trying to get me to upgrade to the new model, but I like this one.
'sides. The new model has those creepy red/green eyes. They freak me out even after eleven years.

Sounds like the buildings being cleared. It'll only be a few minutes until the all-clear.

We've been a bit absent recently. Where did they come from and what is the nature of the danger they pose?

>>41167

You are a woman? That is cool. We can work with that. Any family? Sisters preferably?
Oh and get that helm back on your noggin!

Joanne 2009/09/10(Thu)10:28 No. 41177 ID: 58f84b
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>>41169
Danger? Wouldn't know about that. I think they're just mildly annoying.
But hey, the SSK ordered their extermination so here we are.
It's not a bad job.

>>41170
Uhhuh.
Well my old man lives up in Maine but Susanne moved to London a few years back when she dropped out of school. Dad and her ain't talkin these days, but I can call her up on the Wire when I get home. That all right?

And fine, fine, quit your naggin. I know it's regs to keep the gear on until the all-clear but I can barely see through that thing.

>>41177
So it's just waiting until the mission is finished and going home?
No more nests to root out?

>>41177

Barely seeing is better than not seeing at all, because your skull was caved in, is it not?

Joanne 2009/09/10(Thu)10:50 No. 41184 ID: 58f84b
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>>41181
Well, yeah. That's about it.
Even if the party went on I'm not invited. Orders an all that.
>"All-clear, I repeat, all-clear."
Well shit. Ain't that dandy.
Back to the station I guess.

>>41184
Do you ever feel pity for those creatures?
They might have family and friends you know.

>>41193
>pity
You know, most people don't tend to feel pity for things they don't humanize. That's part of why fire is good for killing with.

Joanne 2009/09/10(Thu)11:30 No. 41204 ID: 58f84b
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>>41193
Hehe, you crack me up man.
Family? Friends? Those things?
Hehehe oh man I gotta tell that one to Johnny.

Oshi the others are down already. Gotta hurry.

>>41204
Good, good. Just making sure, sometimes people get weak and suddenly assume those things might have "rights" or something.
Carry on soldier.

Joanne 2009/09/10(Thu)11:54 No. 41219 ID: 58f84b
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>>41207
Shitshitshit
>"Late again, are we Baxter?"
"Uh, sorry sir. I was at-"
>"I will have none of your damn excuses. Get on the van."
"Yes sir."
>"Not in the compartment. That's for people who can get here on _time_. You'll be riding on top."
Fuck. "Yes sir."

I blame you for this.

Why? Surfing a van sounds fun. Do it!

Joanne 2009/09/10(Thu)12:17 No. 41234 ID: 58f84b
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Stupid stupid stupid...

>>41222
It's also dangerous as hell, but hey, the view is nice.

Don't be a pussy.

>>41234
Hold on tight. So how often are raids, and why are you late so much? Do they usually go as smoothly as this?

Joanne 2009/09/10(Thu)12:42 No. 41253 ID: 58f84b
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>>41236
Ey fuck you. You come out here and do this.

>>41237
Magtethers. I oughta stay attached to the ship, but that's not the issue.
To answer your questions, theres about ten-fifteen raids per night citywide, and we get maybe one or two a night.
And I'm not late that often, the cap just has it in for me for whatever reason. He's just a dick.

And our crew does things pretty smoothly, thankyouverymuch. I hear the boys in the 16th keep fucking raids up every now and then, but the 47th precinct is on the top spot in citywide scoreboards, has been for the past two years. I hear they're number five on the continental league.

But I gotta shut up now, we're taking off.

Here we go.

YEAHAHAHAHA! AWESOME!

'Am enjoying the absurdity of it all.

So far I feel absolutely nothing for any of the characters in this quest and I am loving every second of it.

Joanne 2009/09/10(Thu)13:49 No. 41294 ID: 58f84b
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YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH

>>41294
From the look on your face, you appear to be experiencing violent rape. Just lay back and enjoy it.

Joanne 2009/09/10(Thu)14:38 No. 41322 ID: 58f84b
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Pfffffff. Hey I didn't fall off.
And I'm not liquefied! Score!

>>41308
Think it's smart talkin rape-shit to a woman in power armor? Cuz I know a guy who can rig me up a strapon for this thing.

>>41322
play dead.

Joanne 2009/09/10(Thu)14:49 No. 41330 ID: 58f84b
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>>41325
That... doesn't sound half bad actually.

Well, the operator can see my life signs from the console, but with any luck he left for the coffee room when we left the LZ.

Shutting down suit power now.

>>41322
Really? Maybe you should get us in touch with him... we um. We may have a friend who might be interested...

>>41322
That should be standard issue.

Joanne 2009/09/10(Thu)15:25 No. 41352 ID: 58f84b
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>>41342
>>41347
I... see.

Well I know they ain't standard issue cuz the SSK (or S3K if you wanna be official) has parental controls by default. So all SSK gear is worksafe without a little tinkering.
(I know there are official blueprints for that stuff, it's just not manufactured)

>"Hey Bax, get yo skinny ass down ere, girl."
Uhh. Should I keep playin dead? It seems a bit childish.

>>41352
You haven't really played dead, so yeah, get down instead of that. Gotta be something more fun to do than laying on the van.

>>41383
Agreed. There should definatly be something more fun. Tell us more of what can be done once the worksafeties are off.

Joanne 2009/09/11(Fri)03:24 No. 41866 ID: 58f84b
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Pfffff. Twenty minutes left of my shift. God I hate it when we get a call just before shift change. We get diddly-squat overtime pay and it sucks ass.

>>41383
>>41392
For fun?
I guess I could either go talk to Johnny, play some cards with the guys or hook up to the Wire for a few minutes.

And the worksafes... Well, they're illegal to remove in public. I've only ever seen the wire without em once. Goddamn. Law 34 on fucking everything.

>>41866

Who is that on the ground?

Joanne 2009/09/11(Fri)14:48 No. 42141 ID: 58f84b
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>>41868
That's me, you dolt.

Oh fuckit. Imma pop out for a smoke.

Joanne 2009/09/11(Fri)15:05 No. 42152 ID: 58f84b
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Ahh much better.
And hey, a nice view of the S3K tower too. One of the perks of workin for the Man.

You guys've been askin some pretty odd questions. Where have you been for the past eleven years?

>>42152

Asleep, probably.

Joanne 2009/09/11(Fri)15:29 No. 42178 ID: 58f84b
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>>42157
Asleep?
Oh fuck you guys don't know anything? S3K? The Wire? Hivemind?

Well I'll explain while I'm smoking.
Eleven years ago there was this big MIT project going on. They wanted to create the ultimate human/computer interface. Dunno the specifics, but it's supposed to read your mind and do whatever it is you want it to do.
Sounds great doesn't it? For a while it was. Pretty soon there was a Wire terminal on every city block.
Things changed after the S3K corporation bought the system. They did something to it, wired em up to each other direct or something, and it got outta hand. Started spreading out to other systems, banks, traffic control, military networks, everywhere.
That pretty much paralyzed every government on the planet, but the thing is everything kept on working. There was no big collapse or anything, things just never stopped rolling. I don't really understand it, but there was a documentary about it a few years back. Apparently, whenever there's a big decision to be made the Wire terminals read the general consensus on a random poll directly from the users and act on it. A hive mind is what they call it. In a way, it's the ultimate form of democracy.

Anyways, I'm out of a cigarette. Anything else you need before I get back in?
Oh yeah, that tower you see there, that's the local Wire control node. S3K property.

>>42178

So humanity is controlled by a big network that reached sentience? Sounds like a transhumanists wet dream.
Does it work?

Joanne 2009/09/11(Fri)15:52 No. 42199 ID: 58f84b
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>>42180
Well I don't know about sentient, but it does work. After a fashion.

Let's just say that you'll want to avoid any pools.

>>42199
Because the Pool's Closed.

So how did all these memes become embodied? Was 4chan imprinted on the masses? Where did furries come from?

>>42351
>Where did furries come from?

I think that much is fairly obvious; this interface physically changes your body based on what your mind wants. Furries wanted to look like furries, so there you go.

...I wonder how many former-fa/tg/uy dorfs are running around?

And, oh god, what about /d/?

Joanne 2009/09/12(Sat)10:56 No. 43064 ID: 58f84b
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>>42658
Now you're gettin it.
That guy we fried was only a three I guess. He coulda taken the suit off. And those are a real bitch to find. Barely register on the VK test.

Pretty much all dorfs have migrated to the offworld colonies. Something about not finding magma and HFS close together or something like that. I think there was something about carp too. Crazy bastards.

And /d/. Hah. That's what the worksafes are for. All public areas are restricted, ever since after the San Francisco Incident.

"Signing out Mack, see ya tomorrow."
>"Hey Joanne, got mail for you. From corporate."
"Oh? Gimme. I'll read it when I get home."

Joanne 2009/09/12(Sat)11:36 No. 43085 ID: 58f84b
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I hate the subway.

>>43099
No promotion for you?
Or no more career for you?

Joanne 2009/09/12(Sat)12:34 No. 43105 ID: 58f84b
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Home.
[animation]

Damn.
Damn damn damn.

[Note: Reuploaded, >>43102 was after this post]

Joanne 2009/09/12(Sat)13:24 No. 43133 ID: 58f84b
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>>43102
That's exactly what it means.
It means I'm still stuck in this dead-end job living in this miserable apartment with no fucking life.
"Not Jäger candidate material."
Fuck you and your capital Ys.

*sigh*
The career prospects of a fireman aren't that great. Nobody is ever promoted to officer from the ranks. Sure the pay scales up a little bit but it's still the same shit. Night shifts, trudging through sewers in power armor, the endless competing for a good average.

Jägers are the investigative division of the Fire Brigade. That last op came from a public call but it's usually the Jägers who tell us where to find the rats. Now that IS a sweet gig. Anyone with a Jäger training and a few years of experience on the job has the option of going up the corporate ladder. Way up. The pay is about three times my salary. If I got in I'd be able to move out of this goddamn condemned hole.
...
But who am I kidding?
That was my third rejection.
I should just give up.

>>43133
...How are you talking to us, anyway? Have we taken the form of a blue glass orb and voices in your head, just the voices, or something entirely different?

I ask out of pure curiosity, but it honestly doesn't matter. We have led many to greatness, and even if we do lapse into the occasional millennial slumber, we're very good at what we do. You will be no different. You will become a Jäger, if that's truly what you want.

It is not a question of 'if' or 'how', but 'when'.

Joanne 2009/09/12(Sat)13:58 No. 43161 ID: 58f84b
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[Animated]
>>43146
Yes! I am Joanna motherfucking Baxter, and I WILL become a Jäger if it's the last thing I do!

[GAINED RESOLVE]

As for your question, it's the S3K direct feedback chip I had installed when I was first applying for Jäger training. It's a little old and flaky now, but apparently it still works. You are from the Wire, right?

>>43133
How does one become a Jager? (fuck umlauts)

>>43161
Ah, that's a more direct connection than we often get.
What do they normally look for in candidates?

Can you explain how in the hell we were inside that furfaggots mind for a little bit as well? Psychic feedback? Christ, how in the hell do you even know what is real anymore with all this psychic stuff manipulating the world. The shit you spew might not even be real fire.

Aww hell, who gives a fuck if the fires real or not, the shit is fun to spew around. BATTLE CRY YOUR AMBITIONS TO THE WORLD! UNREALITY CANNOT STOP YOU! JAGER! JAGER! JAGER!

Joanne 2009/09/12(Sat)14:47 No. 43193 ID: 58f84b
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>>43162
By getting into the training program, duh.
You can apply or get drafted into the program if you have some particularily high merit.

>>43167
The hell should I know. The requirements aren't made public.
I guess smarts, good condition, good people skills, the ability to stand on your head and hold your breath for ten minutes.
It's probably my grades in school. I wasn't exactly a top student.

>>43170
Well it's not really reality bending. It's just a network, after all. But my flamer uses propane-propelled napalm with - wait, did you say you were in the target's head? He's chipped? What the fuck? These things aren't exactly easy to come by, especially if you're a civvie. Huh.

I see... maybe achievements will get us into the Jäger regime! I bet there is some mystery involved with that whiny bitch's chip acquirement. Perhaps we'll foil some higher-up sympathizer's plans. If only they acknowledged that it's just some fetish like BDSM instead of a culture with rights and push their sick turn-ons in public, maybe those bastards wouldn't get burned up in the first place.

Joanne 2009/09/12(Sat)15:36 No. 43230 ID: 58f84b
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>>43197
That's more like it.
But how the hell am I going to get my hands on the evidence? It's 6:20 AM and the cleanup crew is already at the site.

>>43230
Where do they put the body? If they incinerate it, the chip should still be there.

>>43239
Might still be there. Might.
Come to think of it, maybe it's just the paranoia talking, but... Joanna, your captain.
You say he has it in for you.

Does he ever act suspiciously? Like someone who doesn't belong, or have you perhaps done something inadvertently that pissed him off?

Again, perhaps just the paranoia, but paranoia has saved more than one person on more than one occasion. If there is something sinister and wrong about him... if he's a sympathizer, that might be your ticket into the Jägers.

And if it doesn't get you into the Jagers, there's always blackmail.

>>43230

You have any friends there? Or maybe... would the body have been picked over for valuables before the crew got there?

Out of curiousity... you got any family?

Joanne 2009/09/13(Sun)05:11 No. 43802 ID: 58f84b
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>>43239
Hmm. The bodies are shipped off to S3K facilities somewhere. Dissect and incinerate, I guess. But... before they're taken to S3K they're kept in the county coroner's office.

>>43262
I guess it's possible they haven't taken the corpse yet.

And the captain... well, I can never really tell what he's thinkin what with that stupid mask the officers have to wear. I wouldn't take 'im for a sympathizer though, he's ruthlessly efficient at what his does.
I have no idea what I coulda done to tick 'im off.

Something sinister and wrong about him? Definitely.

>>43308
For that I'd need to dig up some dirt on one of em higher-ups, but I don't even really know who they are.

>>43778
Somehow I don't think a chip inside someone's skull qualifies as a valuable.
No friends as such but I sorta know Enrique from Wing Chun practice.

>>43789
Well, like I said, my dad's living in Maine and Susanne, my sis, is living in London.


So yeah. Where should I go, and what should I take with me?

Joanne 2009/09/13(Sun)07:49 No. 43807 ID: 58f84b
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>>43802
Did I lose connection? I can't hear you.
Fuckin cheap-ass Taiwanese piece-o-junk.

Fuck this. I'm taking these and heading out. If you can reach me before I make it to the subway we'll talk. Otherwise I'm headin out to the previous op site.

>>43807
-omething's wro- ... -sing connection, we- ... -urgent mes- ... -the blue one! I repe- ...

Joanne 2009/09/13(Sun)09:59 No. 43832 ID: 58f84b
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>>43814
Terrific.
Hopefully there'll be less interference outside.
I should really get you fixed, but do you have any idea how much wetware costs these days?
The blue one? What's that about?

Anyhow, in case you're not getting a good video feed I'm bringing my gun, my telescopic bo, my wallet, my zippo and my cigarettes. Anything else you think I need?

I'll grab some breakfast at the station. There's a new suche stand I've been meaning to try out.

Don't worry about that guy, he was trolling you. Good fun for all. Say hello to your neighbors. It's nice.

>>43832
lol trolled.

But seriously, it's like 6:30 in the morning. Even the folks on the Wire get kinda sparse around this time.

Ignore your neighbors, but make sure to bring a dog. Or curtains or something. Oh, and do you have any steroids?

Joanne 2009/09/13(Sun)11:45 No. 43889 ID: 58f84b
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>>43840
>>43850
Har har.
Now can it with the trollin.

'sides, my neighbor creeps me the fuck out. No way in hell am I saying anything to that weirdo.

So, now that we've "re-established contact" (dicks), should I try the morgue or the op site?
My FB badge looks nice and official, even if it wouldn't stand up for closer scrutiny.

>>43889
I'd be surprised if the body was still at the op site. The whole thing seemed far too efficient to allow that kind of oversight. Check the morgue first.

Joanne 2009/09/13(Sun)13:31 No. 43950 ID: 58f84b
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>>43899
Ok, county coroner it is.

Hopefully the Jägers will take their sweet time retrieving the stiff.

I don't say this often, but thanks for the pick-me-up earlier. 'preciate it.

Joanne 2009/09/14(Mon)14:50 No. 44592 ID: 18212a
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Hey, you there? Sorry, forgot to turn the chip back on.
We're here, coroner's office.

So how do I do this? I could either break in or try an talk my way past the security. Any other ideas?

>>44592
Are you good with words?

>>44592
I don't think you'll be able to talk your way past security. To put it delicately, you're about as charismatic as the average gaiafag. Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh. But the point is you seriously need to work on your people skills before any schmoozing goes on.

Any self-respecting coroner's office that sees as much business as one in your area should is going to have an area to offload trucks carrying corpses. They aren't going to take them in through the front door. How about scouting around the building to check for any rear entrances?

Joanne 2009/09/14(Mon)15:50 No. 44635 ID: 18212a
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>>44619
>>44616
Hey, fuck you.
...
But point taken. I'm goin around the back.

>>44635
>fuck you
I think we should just be friends. Friends without benefits, I mean...

But seriously though, look for any kind of back hole you can enter through. You want something that will help you come in. I don't know what the level of maintenance is, but it might be kind of dirty. You're just going to have to persevere, staying firm in the face of adversity.

Joanne 2009/09/14(Mon)16:59 No. 44704 ID: 18212a
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>>44637
Imma go ahead and ignore your raging innuendo.

Hmm. The gate is locked. No keyhole, must be a remote.

>>44704
Does that gutter look climbable? Do you think the cover for that door could support your weight? Can you get up on top of it? You might be able to kick that security camera hard enough to damage it, then hide on top of the door covering to jump down on top of anyone who comes out to investigate, Sam Fisher style.

Also, what's that box right below the security camera? Is that some kind of keypad for the door? If so, you might be able to do some lame MacGuyver thing with your cigarette to blow ash on the buttons so they stick to the ones that are used for the code. As long as they're using movie security systems, all you have to do is move from top left to bottom right, hitting all the buttons once and voila, you're in!

Joanne 2009/09/15(Tue)20:02 No. 45160 ID: 18212a
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>>44715
Lessee. I could totally climb that drain, and I guess I could manage that.

I could shatter that plastic camera easy. Or I could, you know, pull a wire loose.

Joanne 2009/09/15(Tue)20:22 No. 45181 ID: 18212a
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There's someone on the upper floor.

Joanne 2009/09/15(Tue)20:37 No. 45188 ID: 18212a
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...
well, shit.

Joanne 2009/09/15(Tue)20:57 No. 45201 ID: 18212a
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>Ride doctor like a mechanical bull.

>>45201
You are awesome.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/15(Tue)22:52 No. 45292 ID: 18212a
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[Combat music]

>>45292
Do you need us for any of this?

>>45201
Ride mechanical bull like a doctor.

Pff.
I did those last few updates in the middle of the night. Was dead tired and seemed like a good idea; wasn't my intention to fall into railroading again. Will attempt to stop, but it'll have to wait until tomorrow as I've been up 30h straight.

The idea was that you get to choose the action from the list at the end of that crappy animation. I'll try my best tomorrow to get us off this railroad track.

Love,
Nahkh

>>45430
Wait, what?

Oh, there is animation there! When I clicked it the first time it just sat at the first frame and never moved, so I thought it was just a static image. Which really didn't make sense.

I'm sorry Nahkh, I wasn't trying to be rude. I was just confused. That's not a bad idea at all.


Choose Special: Feint. Act relieved to see him, saying 'thank god you're here I really need your help!' Approach him as you say it until you're close enough to punch him in the gut when he's off guard. Then clobber him on the head hard enough to knock him out.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/17(Thu)03:29 No. 45771 ID: 18212a
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[Yeah gotta remember to mention whenever there is animation. Sometimes those gifs don't work right.]

[Animated]
>>45447
"Thank god you're here I really need your help!"
>"You locked out here or something?"
"Uhh, yeah."
A little closer...
>"But it's brass monkeys out here. How long have you been here?"
"... A while?"
Just a bit more...
>"You must be freezing. I just put the kettle on, want a cup?"
Wait, what? I'm close enough to deck him, what should I do?

>>45771
Special: Accept offer. Tea is never a bad thing. Plus it gets you inside the building where you can find a convenient closet or what-have-you for hiding an unconcious body/corpse, if such becomes necessary.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/17(Thu)07:27 No. 45786 ID: 18212a
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>>45780
"Yeah, thanks."
>"Well come on in then. I'm Ashcroft, what's your name?"
"It's, uhh..."

Francheska Delahour

Joanne 2009/09/17(Thu)09:04 No. 45810 ID: 18212a
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>>45795
"Francheska."
>"Nice to meet you, Francheska. The break room is right through here."

Ugh, the whole place reeks of disinfectant. I suppose it's better than the alternative.

>"It's nice to get visitors. There's nobody to have a proper chat with here during the night shift. Well, there's the night watchman but he's a bit of a nutter to be frank. So what were you doing out there when you got stuck?"

>>45810
This is what I was worried about. The guy's going to ask questions, and eventually we've got to get down to the morgue and away from him.

But for now just tell him you were on a smoke break. That'd make sense, right? People still go outside to smoke?

You might be able to get away with something like, 'Oh hold on, I forgot something. I'll meet you at the break room in a minute.' but then of course you've got a time limit before he gets suspicious and inevitably alerts security. You could try talking with him until you can leave more naturally, but that risks the body being shipped out to the S3K facility if it's here, not to mention the longer you interact the greater the chances your ruse is discovered.

Joanne 2009/09/17(Thu)09:36 No. 45821 ID: 18212a
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[Animated]
>>45811
"I was out having a smoke and I wandered in the open gate. It slammed shut behind me."
>"Sounds like it was malfunctioning. Must've been the damp from last nights rain."
"Yeah must've been. Thanks for letting me in."
>"You're welcome. We've all run into a spot of bad luck a few times. You were lucky though, the building is mostly empty and it could've been hours until I noticed you. Darjeeling okay for you?"

>>45821
Become aware of mysterious figure... running... outside.

...That could really be anything, if those doors lead outside. If they don't, you should probably worry about it.

>>45821
OHSHI-

Abort! You've got company, intentions unknown.

Incapacitate the doctor and get down to the morgue ASAP. Find the corpse, locate the chip, evacuate the premises.

Joanne 2009/09/17(Thu)10:30 No. 45840 ID: 18212a
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>>45826
>>45828
Righto. Taking him out-
[Animation]

>>45840

Yeah. Figures. Go investigate! Take meatsh... uh I mean doc with you.

Joanne 2009/09/17(Thu)11:39 No. 45866 ID: 18212a
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>>45850
"What was that?"
>"I don't know. Sounded like the window upstairs.
"I'm going to have a look, and you're coming with me."
>"Oh bugger that. The security guard is up there, he'll take care-"
>{A short scream and a drawn out growl echo from upstairs.}
>"Oh bugger me. What the hell was that?"

Joanne 2009/09/17(Thu)11:54 No. 45869 ID: 18212a
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That sounded like a six to me. I've never seen em live.

"Hey, which way to upstairs?"
>"Don't be daft. You can't go up there."
*stare*
>"Left, next to the main entrance."

Ok, so which way do we go?

>>45869

You do have your weapon with you, right? Good, because it is time to investigate!

Joanne 2009/09/17(Thu)12:56 No. 45886 ID: 18212a
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>"What was that, Francheska?"
"Sounded like a furry. Core six I guess. I've got a gun, but I don't think that'll do much good."
>"A gun? Just who are you?"
"Just a trashman."

>>45883
Yeah I've got my pistol, butt which way to investigate? Upstairs or the morgue?

>>45886
Can you take a level six?
The morgue would be very secure if you aren't up to fighting the thing.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/17(Thu)13:22 No. 45892 ID: 18212a
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[Animated]

>>45887
Depends on the specimen I guess. The core level just means how animal-like it is, not how dangerous it is. This one sounds big though. Like three- four hundred kilos big. I doubt my forty cal can take that down.

>>45892
I'm not seeing any animation, and I waited about 20 seconds.

Head for the morgue. It's probably here to recover it's fellow abomination. Get the chip first, then get out. Who knows what vital intel might be on there?

>>45893
Get the chip, see if the morgue is defensible, and CALL THIS IN
YOU NEED BACKUP
It can wait until you leave with the chip, though, if you leave.

I had to take the gif apart in gimp before I could spot the animation. Extremely small discolorations on the ceiling. I guess representing footsteps.

So it's upstairs. So go upstairs.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/17(Thu)13:57 No. 45905 ID: 18212a
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>>45896
>>45897
Morgue, right.
"What's the morgue door like?"
>"Metal, small glass window."

>>45903
No U.


It's coming down the stairs.

[Yeah sorry about the animation, looked bigger in 400% magnification :D)

>>45905
To the morgue!
Drag whatsisface, too!

>>45905
Then it's time for you to go downstairs. The sign for the morgue was back on the hallway you came through. Head down there, convince the doc it's the best way to stay safe.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/17(Thu)14:33 No. 45922 ID: 18212a
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[Animated]

>>45922

Tell blondie to run on ahead and hold open any doors. Shoot a couple times to slow it down and follow.

Joanne 2009/09/17(Thu)15:18 No. 45959 ID: 18212a
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>>45945
"OPEN THE DOORS, RUN!"

[Animated]

COntinue to run!

>>45974
And lock the damn doors behind you!

Are we programmed into cameras? We just got smashed! Maybe we can hack things and we just didn't know it.

>>45982
Ooh, good point. We are from the Wire after all.

Search for new vantage points and/or available nodes!

Connection lost CT 7210 2009/09/18(Fri)03:30 No. 46412 ID: 18212a
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[animated]
>>45982
>>46002
Node lost, resetting connection.

>>45974
>>45978
Direct feed restored.
>WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GUYS GO?

Joanne 2009/09/18(Fri)03:32 No. 46413 ID: 18212a
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[animated]

>>46412
The node got destroyed. We had to find a new one first.

>>46413
Seems the door is not going to last long. Any other exits?
As an aside: how heavy is that furry you bagged on your last mission? Could you carry it without getting slowed down?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/18(Fri)05:03 No. 46419 ID: 18212a
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>>46414
Well hurry up already!
The target was a full grown man, way too heavy to easily carry.

"Any exits out of here?"
>"No. That's the only exit."
"Shit, this isn't gonna last long."


>"LiTl PiG litl pig LET me CoM IN."

>>46419
Phone in help.
Nab that chip, or tell the one guy to do it while you guard the door.
Are there any of the following in the area: Fire extinguisher, large uncovered wires, crowbars (though melee should be a last resort), or sashimi?

>>46419

I don't think the little window is bulletproof. Shoot it in the eye.

"Not by the hair of my ass chin chin" *bang*

Scout around for jagged protursions for it to imp- Oh, right.. morgue. Umm, got anything flammable in there? I'm sure it's bad form to build a fire in front of the only exit but so is dying because of furries.

Nahkh 2009/09/18(Fri)06:15 No. 46424 ID: 18212a
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>>46420
I don't have a goddamn cell!
"Do you have a phone?"
>"Y-yes but it's upstairs."
"Well FUCK."

"Ok listen up, that thing is after that body the fire brigade brought in. Know where it is?"
>"Y-yea."
"There's a chip in the back of his head. I need you to get that for me. Can you do that?"
>"... Sure."
"But before you do, get me everything flammable. You have flammable chemicals here right?"
>"I think so."
"Now move!"

I don't see any exposed wires or fire extinguishers, and I have my telescopic bo for melee.

>>46421
"Not by the hair of my ass-chin-chin."
[animation]

>>46424

... Oh... I would start smoking now if only to calm my nerves. Try not to swallow the cig when it inevitably bursts in. See what flammable liquids you can find and throw sheets in front of door. You'll probably want to time this right.

Continue to shoot through the door? We can't really retreat without doctor scientist not being able to find us when he gets back.

>>46424
I would have left the window in, but that also works.
DON'T, I repeat DON'T get anywhere near that hole.
Wait for it to put something through and shoot the shit out of that.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)07:39 No. 48722 ID: 18212a
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>>46434
>>46435
[animated]
"WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE?"

>>48722
How do they get so mutated?... Just stay out of reach and keep its focus off bashing the door. How much ammo do you have on you?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)09:19 No. 48747 ID: 18212a
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>>48744
I don't know! I've never heard of one this bad.
I have two shots left. And that's it.

>"I found this, will this help?"
Oh I love that man.

>>48747
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

>>48747

You need to hit it with the jar. Don't you dare to fuckin miss. Start smoking several cigarettes if you haven't already. Remember, fire kills slowly and it seems horrible enough to chase you around on fire. I'm not sure if that's better.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)10:26 No. 48772 ID: 18212a
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>>48759
>>48752
[animation]

>>48772

Hmmmm, anybody got a little quip to put in before we run away from angry fireball?

"Huff and puff this" "smoking kills"

And now CLEANSING FIRE.

JARATE!

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)11:13 No. 48789 ID: 18212a
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[animation]
"Wanna go for a ride in my BMW?"

Monster: Actually attack. Don't just stand there while she does things to you.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)11:39 No. 48802 ID: 18212a
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>"Did you kill it?"
"Don't think so. Just scared it off. C'mon, we don' have that much time."

Find the dead furry, get the chip, and get the fuck out of there.

>>48810
But not through that door.
Have you called in a team yet?

>>48802

I take good doctor has the chip already? Then let's get out through the only exit available before it returns to block the way. Take the back exit again since that's closest. Mayby retrieve goldies cell along the way.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)12:26 No. 48829 ID: 18212a
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>>48813
Look I told ya already, we don't got no fuckin phone.
>>48810
>>48815
"Cmon, hurry up."
>"Look, do you want me to break it by mistake? Then hush. How's the hand?"
"Huh? Oh. Fine."
>"It doesn't look fine. Let me take a look at it."
"Get the damn chip."
>"Would you care to tell me who you really are, "Francheska"?"

>>48829
An overachiever.
Can we go somewhere that isn't in imminent danger of death by ripntear to discuss this?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)12:52 No. 48838 ID: 18212a
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"Can we go somewhere that isn't in imminent danger of death by ripntear to discuss this?"
>"Would you at least tell me your real name? Ah, there we go. Slippery little bugger aren't you? Hand me that sample dish would you?"

>>48838
You might as well tell him. It'll put him at ease. Hand him the dish and say, "Joanna".

Also don't let him keep the dish. As soon as he's done sealing it or whatever, get it from him. This is your discovery, your ticket into the BlutJägers, not his!

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)13:16 No. 48845 ID: 18212a
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"Joanna."
>"Nice to meet you, Joanna. Here, this is yours. Now, how do we get out?"

>>48845

We sneak through the back and pick your phone on the way. Stay behind me and be ready to run.

The Traveller Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)10:26 No. 49243 ID: 18212a
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"We sneak out the back. Do you have the remote for the door?"
>"Yeah."
"Good. Is your cell in the break room?"
>Nod
"We'll get that along the way. Stay behind me and be ready to run. I've only got two shots left but this piece of shit did fuck'all to it, even point blank. I might as well be holding a piece of cardboard."
>"I noticed such, yes."
I need a bigger gun.

>>49243
That's not the Traveller! :O

Ask him if there's a shotgun in the guard station. They usually keep them there in video games.

>>49243

Hey, doctor. Can you carry an airtank? Just in case the thing gets you in it's jaws. It will be totally cool. For us we mean.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)11:17 No. 49270 ID: 18212a
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[
>That's not the Traveller! :O
>So sure are we, my little magpie? The Traveller needs guidance, little one. Lost are we.
]
"Is there a shotgun in the guard room?"
>"I don't know, I'm just the pathologist! There is a weapons locker, but the night guard has the key."
"Well can you carry an airtank?"
>"An airtank? Sure, what's that, around five kilos? But we don't have one, it's not like the dead need a respirator."
Muffled voices from upstairs: "Oh, you poor darling, did the mean woman hurt you?" "It BurRns us. Hurt." "Aww, mommy will make it all better. Did you get your little brother?" "No, moTher. SorRry mother. MeaN womn stoPS me." "Oh dear. We can't have that can we?"

>>49270
I'm nobody's magpie. Get back to your thread!

Shit, they've got reinforcements. You've gotta get out of there. Just run for it, out the back door. Then find a phone or call it in somehow.

Unless... we are connected to the Wire...
>Attempting to access local emergency response grid

>>49270

Do you have a spare magazine? If you do you should rush them!

>>49270

I take it that you don't want to go out with a bang.

Grab phone and run. You can call for help while you run. You need power armor from the sound of things.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)12:32 No. 49292 ID: 18212a
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>Attempting to access local emergency response grid
[animation]
"Nine one one, what is your emergency?"

>>49292
We need a Code 16 at the county coroner's office. Staff are reporting one confirmed Core 6 furry in the building with at least one other present as well. Requesting that forces be dispatched to the vicinity immediately.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)12:57 No. 49309 ID: 18212a
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"Roger the code sixteen. I've alerted the fire brigade. Are you at 2121 W. Harrison?"

>>49309
One moment please, finding out.

>Searching for GPS application in the S3K direct feedback chip and cross referencing results to Google maps or the contemporary equivalent.

If that doesn't work, "Hey Joanne, are you at 2121 W. Harrison? Ask the good doctor if you don't know."

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)13:29 No. 49326 ID: 18212a
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>"Hold on one sec, finding out."
>ls /dev/gps/*
No files found.
>audiocastd hold
>"Hey Joanne, are we in 2121 W Harrison?"
"Huh? Yeah."
>audiocastd resume
"Hello? Are you there sir?"
>"Yeah, we're at 2121."
"Fire brigade eta three minutes. What's your situation?"

>>49326

Dead in one! Joanne get a fuckin move on!

>>49326
Situation's grim enough to warrant a joke about the convenience of our location.


>Search for any other available nodes in the building, including fire alarm/sprinkler systems, automated cleaning, light controls, and automated handicap door controls.

If possible, turn on all lights outside and open up the front doors behind the monster. Activate the fire alarm too, maybe it won't be able to handle the noise.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)14:21 No. 49341 ID: 18212a
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>"Dead in one."
>audiocastd exit
>"Joanne get a fucking move on!"
"I found it!"
>wirescanner -tlocal -no_warning
Scan results:
wlan/Wire Public Access
slocalmachine/Pathological database (0A:65:FD:10:00:00:19)
-restricted
wlan/Wire Emergency Services
wlan/Ia_Ia_Cthulhu_Fhtagn
-restricted
wlan/Borg_Collective
-restriced
slocalmachine/mah_toaster (0A:65:D0:15:27:00:02)
slocalmachine/env_control (0A:65:FD:10:00:00:25)
-restriced
>sshcrack.bin -FxAR 04:65:FD:10:00:00:25
.---. .-. .--. .-.
: . : .' `. : .; : : :
: :: : .--. `. .'.--. : :,-.,-. .--. .--. : : .--.
: :; :' .; ; : :' .; ; : :: :: ,. :' .; :' '_.': :_ `._-.'
:___.'`.__,_;:_;`.__,_;:_;:_;:_;:_;`._. ;`.__.'`.__;`.__.'
.-. :
`._.'

SPReAD ThE LoVE!

.
.
.

System accessed, bon apetit!
~envcon -l +extern
External lights on
~envcon -d open front1, front2
Opening front door
~envcon -E fire_global start
Activating all fire alarms
~disconnect

>>49341
(Check the discussion thread.)


"Joanne, you've got a fire brigade on the way. It'll get there in three minutes. Try to keep the thing distracted and in the building so it can be dealt with. And for moot's sake, don't get killed!"

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)14:44 No. 49348 ID: 18212a
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>>49345
[first off, here's a clearer version for the ascii splash, the rest looks fine right?

________ __ _____ .__ \______ \ _____ _/ |______ / _ \ ____ ____ ____ | | ______ | | \\__ \\ __\__ \ / /_\ \ / \ / ___\_/ __ \| | / ___/ | ` \/ __ \| | / __ \_/ | \ | \/ /_/ > ___/| |__\___ \ /_______ (____ /__| (____ /\____|__ /___| /\___ / \___ >____/____ > \/ \/ \/ \/ \//_____/ \/ \/

]
Hah! The alarm is distracting it big time.
"Hey blondie, we're leggin it!"

>>49348
Oh fine, I guess you might as well get out of there. It's after the corpse in the basement, so that'll probably delay it long enough for the fire brigade to get there.

And besides, you need to get that chip to the brass.

>>49348

GTFO

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/27(Sun)13:16 No. 52483 ID: 18212a
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>>49353
>>49449
>*SLAM*

OSHIT

How illegal is what you just did?

If not very, wait for the fire brigade to show up.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/27(Sun)14:00 No. 52515 ID: 18212a
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>>52490
FUCKING VERY, BUT THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW! SHIT!

>>52515
Bullets -> eyes.

GO FOR THE EYES, BAXTER, GO FOR THE EYES!

>>52515
Yell out, "You can have your little brother! He's downstairs behind you."

Then pull the doctor out of its reach and run.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/27(Sun)14:16 No. 52544 ID: 18212a
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>>52519
I can't get a shot in. It's taking everything we have to keep this door closed. If you have any ideas I'd fuckin love to hear em.
>"AAAGH!"

>>52544

Two bullets, two people, you do the math. Go on your own terms.

Suggestion 2009/09/27(Sun)14:22 No. 52555 ID: 931ee5
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Frantically tell the doctor to boot up the door locks.

Nah, but seriously,

~envcon -d close all
~envcon -d lock all

>>52544
Make forward motions at the doctor, then on the count of three dive forwards, roll, and try to de-eye the critter.
Then leg it.

What room are you in? What fucking room are you in? Look around, there has to be something. We might just have to let the beast in to escape.

If it plays by tropes, it will slow down and just circle you before deciding to eat and mash you. It's in the predator handbook.

>>52555
Oh, also, I meant that the envcom stuff was for US to do, not for you to get the doctor to do. We did, after all, open the front door, so I figure that it would not be beyond our abilities.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/27(Sun)15:01 No. 52629 ID: 18212a
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>>52555

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/27(Sun)15:43 No. 52691 ID: 18212a
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"I *WHEEZE* I think we lost him."
>"..."
"The *huff* fire brigade will be there just about now."
>"..."
"You all righ'?"
>"Am I all right? Ha. He he hee hehe"
"Huh?"
>"Ha ha ha *cough* *wheeze* Am I all right? HA HA HA"
"Heh."
>"HEE HEE HEE."
"Hehehe."
>"I AM ALIVE! WHOO HOO!"
"Yeah!"
>"C'MERE!"
"Huh?"

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/27(Sun)15:44 No. 52692 ID: 18212a
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~CHAPTER ONE END~

>>52692
Ahahahaha, score!