Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)10:26 No. 48772 ID: 18212a
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>>48759
>>48752
[animation]

>>48772

Hmmmm, anybody got a little quip to put in before we run away from angry fireball?

"Huff and puff this" "smoking kills"

And now CLEANSING FIRE.

JARATE!

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)11:13 No. 48789 ID: 18212a
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[animation]
"Wanna go for a ride in my BMW?"

Monster: Actually attack. Don't just stand there while she does things to you.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)11:39 No. 48802 ID: 18212a
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>"Did you kill it?"
"Don't think so. Just scared it off. C'mon, we don' have that much time."

Find the dead furry, get the chip, and get the fuck out of there.

>>48810
But not through that door.
Have you called in a team yet?

>>48802

I take good doctor has the chip already? Then let's get out through the only exit available before it returns to block the way. Take the back exit again since that's closest. Mayby retrieve goldies cell along the way.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)12:26 No. 48829 ID: 18212a
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>>48813
Look I told ya already, we don't got no fuckin phone.
>>48810
>>48815
"Cmon, hurry up."
>"Look, do you want me to break it by mistake? Then hush. How's the hand?"
"Huh? Oh. Fine."
>"It doesn't look fine. Let me take a look at it."
"Get the damn chip."
>"Would you care to tell me who you really are, "Francheska"?"

>>48829
An overachiever.
Can we go somewhere that isn't in imminent danger of death by ripntear to discuss this?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)12:52 No. 48838 ID: 18212a
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"Can we go somewhere that isn't in imminent danger of death by ripntear to discuss this?"
>"Would you at least tell me your real name? Ah, there we go. Slippery little bugger aren't you? Hand me that sample dish would you?"

>>48838
You might as well tell him. It'll put him at ease. Hand him the dish and say, "Joanna".

Also don't let him keep the dish. As soon as he's done sealing it or whatever, get it from him. This is your discovery, your ticket into the BlutJägers, not his!

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/21(Mon)13:16 No. 48845 ID: 18212a
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"Joanna."
>"Nice to meet you, Joanna. Here, this is yours. Now, how do we get out?"

>>48845

We sneak through the back and pick your phone on the way. Stay behind me and be ready to run.

The Traveller Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)10:26 No. 49243 ID: 18212a
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"We sneak out the back. Do you have the remote for the door?"
>"Yeah."
"Good. Is your cell in the break room?"
>Nod
"We'll get that along the way. Stay behind me and be ready to run. I've only got two shots left but this piece of shit did fuck'all to it, even point blank. I might as well be holding a piece of cardboard."
>"I noticed such, yes."
I need a bigger gun.

>>49243
That's not the Traveller! :O

Ask him if there's a shotgun in the guard station. They usually keep them there in video games.

>>49243

Hey, doctor. Can you carry an airtank? Just in case the thing gets you in it's jaws. It will be totally cool. For us we mean.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)11:17 No. 49270 ID: 18212a
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[
>That's not the Traveller! :O
>So sure are we, my little magpie? The Traveller needs guidance, little one. Lost are we.
]
"Is there a shotgun in the guard room?"
>"I don't know, I'm just the pathologist! There is a weapons locker, but the night guard has the key."
"Well can you carry an airtank?"
>"An airtank? Sure, what's that, around five kilos? But we don't have one, it's not like the dead need a respirator."
Muffled voices from upstairs: "Oh, you poor darling, did the mean woman hurt you?" "It BurRns us. Hurt." "Aww, mommy will make it all better. Did you get your little brother?" "No, moTher. SorRry mother. MeaN womn stoPS me." "Oh dear. We can't have that can we?"

>>49270
I'm nobody's magpie. Get back to your thread!

Shit, they've got reinforcements. You've gotta get out of there. Just run for it, out the back door. Then find a phone or call it in somehow.

Unless... we are connected to the Wire...
>Attempting to access local emergency response grid

>>49270

Do you have a spare magazine? If you do you should rush them!

>>49270

I take it that you don't want to go out with a bang.

Grab phone and run. You can call for help while you run. You need power armor from the sound of things.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)12:32 No. 49292 ID: 18212a
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>Attempting to access local emergency response grid
[animation]
"Nine one one, what is your emergency?"

>>49292
We need a Code 16 at the county coroner's office. Staff are reporting one confirmed Core 6 furry in the building with at least one other present as well. Requesting that forces be dispatched to the vicinity immediately.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)12:57 No. 49309 ID: 18212a
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"Roger the code sixteen. I've alerted the fire brigade. Are you at 2121 W. Harrison?"

>>49309
One moment please, finding out.

>Searching for GPS application in the S3K direct feedback chip and cross referencing results to Google maps or the contemporary equivalent.

If that doesn't work, "Hey Joanne, are you at 2121 W. Harrison? Ask the good doctor if you don't know."

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)13:29 No. 49326 ID: 18212a
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>"Hold on one sec, finding out."
>ls /dev/gps/*
No files found.
>audiocastd hold
>"Hey Joanne, are we in 2121 W Harrison?"
"Huh? Yeah."
>audiocastd resume
"Hello? Are you there sir?"
>"Yeah, we're at 2121."
"Fire brigade eta three minutes. What's your situation?"

>>49326

Dead in one! Joanne get a fuckin move on!

>>49326
Situation's grim enough to warrant a joke about the convenience of our location.


>Search for any other available nodes in the building, including fire alarm/sprinkler systems, automated cleaning, light controls, and automated handicap door controls.

If possible, turn on all lights outside and open up the front doors behind the monster. Activate the fire alarm too, maybe it won't be able to handle the noise.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)14:21 No. 49341 ID: 18212a
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>"Dead in one."
>audiocastd exit
>"Joanne get a fucking move on!"
"I found it!"
>wirescanner -tlocal -no_warning
Scan results:
wlan/Wire Public Access
slocalmachine/Pathological database (0A:65:FD:10:00:00:19)
-restricted
wlan/Wire Emergency Services
wlan/Ia_Ia_Cthulhu_Fhtagn
-restricted
wlan/Borg_Collective
-restriced
slocalmachine/mah_toaster (0A:65:D0:15:27:00:02)
slocalmachine/env_control (0A:65:FD:10:00:00:25)
-restriced
>sshcrack.bin -FxAR 04:65:FD:10:00:00:25
.---. .-. .--. .-.
: . : .' `. : .; : : :
: :: : .--. `. .'.--. : :,-.,-. .--. .--. : : .--.
: :; :' .; ; : :' .; ; : :: :: ,. :' .; :' '_.': :_ `._-.'
:___.'`.__,_;:_;`.__,_;:_;:_;:_;:_;`._. ;`.__.'`.__;`.__.'
.-. :
`._.'

SPReAD ThE LoVE!

.
.
.

System accessed, bon apetit!
~envcon -l +extern
External lights on
~envcon -d open front1, front2
Opening front door
~envcon -E fire_global start
Activating all fire alarms
~disconnect

>>49341
(Check the discussion thread.)


"Joanne, you've got a fire brigade on the way. It'll get there in three minutes. Try to keep the thing distracted and in the building so it can be dealt with. And for moot's sake, don't get killed!"

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/22(Tue)14:44 No. 49348 ID: 18212a
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>>49345
[first off, here's a clearer version for the ascii splash, the rest looks fine right?

________ __ _____ .__ \______ \ _____ _/ |______ / _ \ ____ ____ ____ | | ______ | | \\__ \\ __\__ \ / /_\ \ / \ / ___\_/ __ \| | / ___/ | ` \/ __ \| | / __ \_/ | \ | \/ /_/ > ___/| |__\___ \ /_______ (____ /__| (____ /\____|__ /___| /\___ / \___ >____/____ > \/ \/ \/ \/ \//_____/ \/ \/

]
Hah! The alarm is distracting it big time.
"Hey blondie, we're leggin it!"

>>49348
Oh fine, I guess you might as well get out of there. It's after the corpse in the basement, so that'll probably delay it long enough for the fire brigade to get there.

And besides, you need to get that chip to the brass.

>>49348

GTFO

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/27(Sun)13:16 No. 52483 ID: 18212a
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>>49353
>>49449
>*SLAM*

OSHIT

How illegal is what you just did?

If not very, wait for the fire brigade to show up.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/27(Sun)14:00 No. 52515 ID: 18212a
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>>52490
FUCKING VERY, BUT THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW! SHIT!

>>52515
Bullets -> eyes.

GO FOR THE EYES, BAXTER, GO FOR THE EYES!

>>52515
Yell out, "You can have your little brother! He's downstairs behind you."

Then pull the doctor out of its reach and run.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/27(Sun)14:16 No. 52544 ID: 18212a
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>>52519
I can't get a shot in. It's taking everything we have to keep this door closed. If you have any ideas I'd fuckin love to hear em.
>"AAAGH!"

>>52544

Two bullets, two people, you do the math. Go on your own terms.

Suggestion 2009/09/27(Sun)14:22 No. 52555 ID: 931ee5
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Frantically tell the doctor to boot up the door locks.

Nah, but seriously,

~envcon -d close all
~envcon -d lock all

>>52544
Make forward motions at the doctor, then on the count of three dive forwards, roll, and try to de-eye the critter.
Then leg it.

What room are you in? What fucking room are you in? Look around, there has to be something. We might just have to let the beast in to escape.

If it plays by tropes, it will slow down and just circle you before deciding to eat and mash you. It's in the predator handbook.

>>52555
Oh, also, I meant that the envcom stuff was for US to do, not for you to get the doctor to do. We did, after all, open the front door, so I figure that it would not be beyond our abilities.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/27(Sun)15:01 No. 52629 ID: 18212a
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>>52555

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/27(Sun)15:43 No. 52691 ID: 18212a
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"I *WHEEZE* I think we lost him."
>"..."
"The *huff* fire brigade will be there just about now."
>"..."
"You all righ'?"
>"Am I all right? Ha. He he hee hehe"
"Huh?"
>"Ha ha ha *cough* *wheeze* Am I all right? HA HA HA"
"Heh."
>"HEE HEE HEE."
"Hehehe."
>"I AM ALIVE! WHOO HOO!"
"Yeah!"
>"C'MERE!"
"Huh?"

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/09/27(Sun)15:44 No. 52692 ID: 18212a
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~CHAPTER ONE END~

>>52692
Ahahahaha, score!