>>36753
Firstly, I'd like to say that your .gif-making skills are unmatched on all of tgchan, and I'm absolutely loving the quest so far.

Anyway, I'd still like to subdue and capture the adorable little bastard if possible, but if it comes down to it, we may have to kill it. I'll leave the specifics to the rest of you /quest/ionable gentlemen; I'm off for the night.

>>36753
WAS THE AXE YOUR ONLY WEAPON? I THINK NOT.

You are wounded, and the beast knows it. It will try to go for your throat, to finish you. That is when you will strike. You must wait for it to pounce, opening its maw, and at that moment ram your sword down its gullet. Be sure to twist it around.

Change of tactics. Get out of there, buy some meat, try to appease the beast. We can tame it and make it our mount!

>>36762
I don't think we can leave, seeing as how it is blocking the entrance.

Suggestion 2009/09/01(Tue)00:19 No. 36796 ID: 5d5024
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>>36755
>>36759

>to be concluded

>>36796
I really have to take my hat off to your gif making skills.

And this isn't just any hat, mind you. It was my now deceased Grandfather's favorite hat.

>>36796
Aww, man, there goes our mount. I was going to suggest we name him Phillip, too. ;-;

>>36917
He was going to eat us.

>>36918
we invaded his home. self defense.

Lets hope our star shield protects us. Or... like... someone jumps in the middle...

>>36939
>we invaded his home. self defense.
In texas, maybe.

Suggestion 2009/09/06(Sun)13:03 No. 39010 ID: 5d5024
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>>36796

>>39010
Fuck. YES.
Kid, you are GOING places.
Now... we might wanna see about some first aid...

>>39010
Retrieve thy sword, mighty hero. Then pose as a one man team of awesome, cause shit just got real.

>>39010
Don't stop to celebrate just yet. There might be more of the thing you've just killed. Run towards the monster and retrieve your weapon from it. Be ready to defend yourself.

>>39010
*salute*

Good man.

Now look around you, see if there's anything worth taking from its lair.

hot shit!

you just killed a damn monster! and, its hide is tougher than yours, I can see by the way it got less cut up on those thorns. Know anything about leatherworking? The only way I know involves scraping the hide of fat and putting it in a container of piss, but that's also fairly gross. try lye or something.

>>36950
You say that like castle laws aren't the best thing ever.

Salute our fallen foe, retrieve and clean our sword, then hoist the beast into town to make armor from it's hide.
But, you know... in a way respectful of the dead.

Suggestion 2009/09/06(Sun)16:14 No. 39044 ID: 5d5024
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You stand proudly.

>>39044
Oh snap!

Run away and wait for it to die.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/09/06(Sun)16:17 No. 39046 ID: 795b36
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>>39044

>>39044
Very well, the sword didn't hurt you to much apparently.
Now take the opportunity and charge the invader, it'll be rather defenseless right now.

>>39044
Wait for it to charge, then COMBAT ROLL out of its way! As soon as you are clear, charge for your sword!

TAKE NO SHIT! PUNCH IT DOWN!

Suggestion 2009/09/06(Sun)18:29 No. 39091 ID: 5d5024
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>>39045
>>39051 (cute, but the monster is an inderect et cetera)

You flee, but the beast is hot on your tail!

Oh god! Get it off! Get it off! PUNCH EVERYTHING!

>>39091
That COMBAT ROLL would worked just fine to get away from its lunge, I think.

Regardless, RUN LITTLE MAN RUN.

>>39091

Run for the tree!

>>39091
We made a trap, didn't we? Lure it to that.

Give the creature a hug.

Suggestion 2009/11/12(Thu)13:05 No. 76093 ID: bf1e7e
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>>39096
>>39102

On your way out of the lair, you pick up your axe from the entrance

>>76093
SPIN AND SLICE

No no no. No Spinning! Keep running! We had a trap remeber? The Stick, and the tree!

We could easily fit in the space.. or cut it as we run by! Hopefully it isn't immune to death by tree falling.

>>76105
Yes, let's try and lead it back to our trap.

Suggestion 2009/11/12(Thu)16:04 No. 76134 ID: bf1e7e
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>>76097
>>76105
>>76112

>>76134
>youtease.jpg

Did... did we get it? oh god, are we ok? Status report!

>>76142
You appear to be alive... lucky you.

Rampardos has fainted.

>>76142
Quick!
Carve it before the quest ends!

Ahem. I mean, see if you can't carve any useful/valuable materials from it.

Suggestion 2009/11/12(Thu)17:30 No. 76155 ID: bf1e7e
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>>76149

You know that monster parts are highly valued for alchemical purposes, and some of them are useful for other reasons, but in your previous life as a simple citizen of the kingdom you never learned much about those things!

If you're going to carve off parts of the monster and take some with you, you'll need to decide what to take. The creature is far too large for you to carry it back yourself.

Take the head as a trophy. We'll get it stuffed and mounted on our wall

Take its horns, claws, teeth and hide. If you don't know how to properly skin the monster then take the tail instead.

>>76155
the heart and the eyes
eat the heart raw, like a true badass
cook the eyes like a civilized human being

Suggestion 2009/11/12(Thu)18:10 No. 76161 ID: bf1e7e
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You don't know anything about skinning monsters, and you don't know how to tell their weird organs apart.

But you can take the eyes, fangs, horns, and head all at once; and you cut off the tail for good measure. You clean up a bit and recover your sword as well. This takes some time, and it is evening before you are prepared to set off back toward the town.

Suggestion 2009/11/12(Thu)18:17 No. 76163 ID: bf1e7e
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>>76161

Oddwin, roughly how large is the plot of land you intend to purchase?

Do we know anybody who'll buy this crap?