>>37774
Well played, Xom. Well played.

Anyway, leave them to their bickering. Lets go see what Fluffy is up to.

>>37774
Damn you, instinct to preserve bilateral symmetry.

Say "Ow! Man, that joke is OLD!"

>>37774
WHAT!
You have one hand too many, dear!
Many cure of mutations won't be so bad after all.

Looks like four arms.

DO WE HAVE FORE DAMN ARMS NOW

>>37796
We certainly do have forearms now.
In fact, we've had forearms for quite some time.

>>37813
FOUR. ARGARBLE

>>37774
So is this Yog just a Yog or Yog-Sothoth? Also aren't there any other lawful gods you could worship? Like, say... Tiamat? :3c

>>37764
> I recall being a bit successful in drawing in followers to Yog, for whatever reason..
It's probably because of your giant... uh... no never mind.

Anyway, tell Yog that as kind as it is of him that he wants you back, you're kindof busy doing your own thing.
... but ask about that Filbert thing. That sounds important.

>>37857
You seem unfamiliar with Dorf Quest gods. Yog is the be-all end-all god of Law. The only alternative is Pelor, god of Judgement, and that is really not the same thing.

>>37866
If we want alternatives we can side with lawful good or lawful evil. Maybe go true neutral.

Tell Yog that we'll talk to him about this opportunity later. We're currently guests in our own home and evidently Yog was not invited. We'll discuss things with him later, once the entertaining of guests is over.

Freis 2009/09/25(Fri)19:23 No. 51314 ID: f6b265
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>>37779

Damn you, instinct to preserve bi-lateral symmetry! Alright, calm down, it won't be any good to go get pissy at the god of chaos..

>>37814
>>37789
>>37813
>>37787

Shut up! I have two arms! Two! I've no idea what you're talking about!

>>37864

..My giant what?

>>37898

"Can we discuss this later..? We're currently guests in our own home, we'll talk with you later, once our gracious 'host' is done entertaining us"

>...VERY WELL.

>>51314
Go see what Xom and Fluffy are doing before they get into too much trouble.

Put your hat on but turn it backwards go give you awareness behind you.

Also, assess this shirt situation. You seem to be running low on shirt.

Say "Xom, that joke was old and hurt. And hurt my feelings."

Make a pouty face. You've seen fluffy do it a thousand times.

>>51314
Your giant...
REASONING AND LOGIC SKILLS

You know, you should probably right down some basic facts about yourself. Number of eyes, location of hair, inability to breath fire, that sort of thing. I get the sneaky suspicion Xom may be able to change things in such a way that you accept the change as having allways been there. Best to have something to refer to later, so you can be sure.

>>51314
your giant booooooooobs

>>51347
>>51444
Your giant boobs, now nicknamed Reason and Logic!

"Now yog, if you'll excuse me, i'm having tea with xom, which may or may not be fatal."

Freis 2009/09/26(Sat)06:01 No. 51507 ID: f6b265
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>>51330

>Go see what Xom and Fluffy are doing before they get into too much trouble.

Freis 2009/09/26(Sat)06:02 No. 51508 ID: f6b265
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>>51342
>>51399
Hold that thought. I've a sudden urge to hurt something.

>>51347
>>51444
>>51466
I. WHAT. NONE OF YOU ARE HELPING. AND WHY WOULD YOU IMPLY I WOULD GIVE MY BREASTS A NAME ANYWAY?!

Call athoritatively to get Fluffy's attention and make him aware of the situation. Make sure he understands that his behavior is unacceptable.

>>51509

HIS behavior? He's not the one doing the fondling.

Xom is just sitting there watching while Meshia harasses Fluffy. Why would you blame him? You need to stop acting so lewdly in front of your guest!

>>51517
Agreed. How could you? Geeze. Though it's hard to blame you... Fluffy does look so round and soft and so inviting...

Get all mad and pouty.

Alternately, assist in the creation of a Fluffy sandwich.

>>51508

Of course you wouldn't! That's why we did it for you.

Alternatively, are you sure that's Xom standing there? She looks rather familiar.

>>51507
join in on that shit

>>51507
join in on that shit

Isn't that you fondling Fluffy??

>>54809
Yeah, geeze. Cut it out, there will be time for that later.

Freis 2009/10/03(Sat)20:41 No. 56627 ID: f6b265
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"St-stop, you're not M-Meshia.."

"Oh ho? What makes you say that?"

"...W-well.. for one.. y-you're not mean enough.."

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/10/03(Sat)20:41 No. 56628 ID: f6b265
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"W-Waah! Mean! Meaaan! Meshiaaaa!"

..Sort of serves him right, but still.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/10/03(Sat)20:42 No. 56630 ID: f6b265
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>"Oh dear, she was supposed to bring the tea in, not molest your that boy~"

>>56630
hey, whatever will entertain the guests.

>>56630
I'd tell you to backhand Xom, but...

>>56630

Why don't you join her? It will be a Fluffy Sandwich!

>>56638
Do it.

Whisper in Fluffy's ear that you'll reward him if he's good.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/10/03(Sat)23:44 No. 56731 ID: f6b265
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>>56634

HE GETS MORE THAN A BACKHAND.

Xom finds this hilarious!

>>56731

Awww, just when it was getting good!

>>56731
Inspect hands, then go slap yourself.
The other you.
You knew what I meant.

Give Xom a taste of his own medicine, by which I mean get behind him, nibble on his shoulder, and put your hand up his skirt.

>>56743
This is pretty much the best advice you could follow in this situation.

>>56743
That sounds like a really good idea. See if you can make him cry without hurting him.

>>56743
Thirded.

>>59407
I support this because of how hilarious it will be whether it works or fails.

Raycaster finds this hilarious!

Wow. Rabbit punched the God of Chaos.