Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)17:39 No. 32503 ID: cd08c0
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>>32413
> Get a monologue out of her.
Getting Hope to talk is easy. It's getting her to shut up that's the trick.

"Hope, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to save the world."

"... Rastin is dead."

"Yes. And I'll have to thank you for that. I couldn't have done it without you. But now comes the part where I start to make the world better. I'm going to purge the world of darkness with light."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)17:39 No. 32505 ID: cd08c0
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"I'm going to make a perfect world... filled with nothing but hope."

"Need a hand?"

>>32505
"Sounds pretty cool."

Use your inner lawyer kid. This'll end up with a bunch of yous running around.

...That doesn't sound like something a sane person would say.

Ask her WTF she is talking about.

Also, prepare thyself for THE TRUE FINAL BOSS, probably.

>>32501
Uhhh.... isn't that sort of... beyond human ken?

Shouldn't you be careful trying to change everything yourself?

WTF is wrong with the world as it is now?

Is that a wing coming out of her? One wing? Does that make her a... one-winged angel? :O

Also loot is set to party mode, so share, dammit!

>>32505
Uh... you mean that in a metaphorical sense, right? Not that you're going to get rid of the rest of the population and fill the world with nothing but clones of you, right?

>>32505
Wouldn't it get boring talking to yourself?

"You uh..know you're mutating right"

>>32515
>Zombies everywhere
>Cybernetic demon enslaving humanity

"Hope, just chill out a second. Stop and listen to yourself. You're already starting to sound crazy. Let's just calm down and think about how we're going to fix things."

Give her a second to let that sink in.

"Yeah. I'M telling YOU to calm down."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)18:21 No. 32556 ID: cd08c0
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>>32506 >>32510
> "Sounds pretty cool. Need a hand?"
"From you? No."

>>32513
> "But isn't that sort of... beyond human ken? Shouldn't you be careful trying to change everything yourself?"
"Oh no, not at all. It just involves forcefully obliterating anything that doesn't agree with me. Eventually the world will be perfect. All I have to do is remove the bad parts, first.

>>32515
> "What's wrong with the world as it is now?"
"You're kidding, right? This world is full of things like greed and gluttony... and war. I'm going to abolish these things. Then, as I gain more control, I'll recreate the world. Soon the only things left will be perfect."

> "You uh... know you're mutating right."
"Yes. I'm causing it.
... Incidently, have I ever told you how much I dislike you? You're violent, crude, and have no understanding for subtlety. Everything around you dies or explodes. And you have disturbing tendancies to molest people while drunk. The world would be a better place if you just died."

... Light begins building up around Hope's arm.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)18:21 No. 32557 ID: cd08c0
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"Hold still a moment, won't you?"

>Mutations
>Mox Wand
>Mox
>Xom
"GEORGE HIT HER WITH THE MOX WAND"

>>32557
Kara, I'd move if I were you.

>>32545
Right, I think this is a good time to say this.

Smash her in the face with a beer bottle.

>>32557
Yep. She's insane.
COMMENCE TO FINAL BOSS BATTLAN

Also
"...You're going to get rid of war... by killing anyone that doesn't agree with you.
Hope, even _I_ can see the hole in that logic."

Only Hope remained in box, and begged to be let out. But Pandora feared that Hope was lying to her, that Hope was actually another Evil that would torment the world.

Now, Pandora's Box has been opened again. And it seems she was right all along.

>>32557
FIGHT OR FLIGHT. CHOOSE ONE AND STICK TO IT. I recommend the latter.

Okay, so now we have a Light wannabe ruling the world, instead of a Simon wannabe. Not cool.

"Did you ever stop to wonder why I'm a surly alcoholic? Maybe it's because I'm surrounded by psychos like you, who think they know what's best for the world!

>>32578
>Okay, so now we have a Light wannabe ruling the world, instead of a douchebag who just happened to like Gurren glasses. Cool.

Hey Kara, did you take that coffee back off Rastin? Now's the time to drink it.

>>32586
No! Not yet!

Last time we used it, we were out for three days after less than a minute of crazy mode. Trying to use it early will just get us killed. We need to use it when we're out of options, because after we use it we won't have any anyway!

>>32590
This is a different coffee, isn't it? The original one was from some coffee shop and was just the strongest thing they had, and this new one was brewed with magic or something. Maybe it'll work better.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)19:59 No. 32621 ID: cd08c0
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>>32545
> "Hope, you're starting to sound crazy. Let's just calm down and think about how we're going to fix things."
"I've been thinking about how I'm going to fix things for quite awhile now. Before I met you, even. I just needed to find someone ignorant to help me kill Rastin, while I healed their wounds.

>>32559
> MOVE.
"I'm very calm. It's you who's running around."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)19:59 No. 32622 ID: cd08c0
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>>32566
> "You're going to get rid of war... by killing anyone that doesn't agree with you."
"Yes. Of course, there'll be some backlash, but it's not as though anyone will hate ME. I can change my shape now. And everyone knows Hope is a perfect little angel."

>>32578
> "Did you ever stop to wonder why I'm a surly alcoholic?"
"No. And I don't really care."

>>32558
> "GEORGE HIT HER WITH THE MOX WAND."
THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN FAIL.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)20:00 No. 32623 ID: cd08c0
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... Hope moves the crystal.
Come on. Using the unbreakable personification of magic as a shield is just...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)20:00 No. 32624 ID: cd08c0
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Wow, okay. Rastin wasn't kidding about lack of control.
The crystal has shot out a STRANGE FRAGMENT.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)20:01 No. 32625 ID: cd08c0
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. . .

>>32625
KARA PROTECT YOUR HUSBAND

Grab the shard. Jam it into your forehead.

>>32625
Save George! D:

>>32625
FFFFFFFFFF PROTECT GEORGE!
ALSO TOUCH THE FRAGMENT!
REMEMBER? RASTIN SAID HE LOST CONTROL OF THE PIECES THAT BROKE OFF!

>>32625

George, grab the shard!

>>32625
GRAB IT

RIDE IT LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL

GEORGE: TOUCH THAT SHARD

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)20:26 No. 32647 ID: cd08c0
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>>32628 >>32629
> Save George!
There seems to be some confusion. The fragment has skidded to a halt and come to a stop beside George.

>>32627 >>32631
> Grab the shard!
George, being closer, gets there first.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)20:26 No. 32648 ID: cd08c0
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... the STRANGE FRAGMENT uncurls itself in a way that it could only do if it were composed entirely of lines.
That's just even stranger.

"Excuse me. I'd like my cane back now."

>>32648
Give it back to him.

If you know what I mean.

>>32648
George, say "But... but... we need to win this fight! Can you help me?"

He'll understand your crazy made-up language.

..hand the nice man his cane george..

>>32648
George: Recognize Xom.
Give cane back and reluctantly ask him for help.
Brace for hilarious interpretation of your request.

>>32648

Give the fox-shaped crystal his cane back.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)21:12 No. 32667 ID: cd08c0
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What the fuck is going on?

>>32651 >>32655 >>32656
> Give the dapper gentleman his cane.
George gives Xom his cane back.

>>32650 >>32655
> GEORGE USE WORDS
"YAYA!"
"Kid, I know every language there is and I still don't know what you're saying."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)21:12 No. 32668 ID: cd08c0
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"WELL HEY THERE, SWEET THING. Name's Xom! Thanks for getting me out of there. In exchange, how 'bout I owe you a favor?"
Weird... fox thing. Seems to be... fizzling.
Making offers.
What?

>>32668
'Can I be more in touch with Sigurd?'

>>32668
Or Xom Booze, right now.

Either one.

>>32668

Ask him if he can make you permanently shitfaced drunk.
Not LITERALLY shitfaced. It's just a turn of phrase.

>>32668
"Sure, thanks. Help me with this crazy magical girl and let's just call it even?"

>>32671

That could have its disadvantages.

Instead, ask him if he could make a bottomless bottle of super-beer. Ignometics couldn't do it, but Xom is a fucking god.

>>32668
Oh geeze.
Don't touch him unless you like mutating.
Also be very careful how you word any requests for help.

Hm...
Lets just ask for help defeating Hope.
That seems... least likely to end with permanent physical effects upon our person.

#1. SIGURD POWER!
#2. MAKE US DRUNK!
#3. You, me, George, and a bed once this is over.

A god owing you a favor is like getting 3 wishes right?

>>32677
>Destroy Hope

You might want to specify that you want to destroy the Knight Templar crazy girl named Hope and not, say, the very conception of hope itself. Just sayin'.

As for one request...

>Strip away Hope's magical protection, please.

>>32668
Ask him to permanently mutate Hope into an ugly little devil, whom NO ONE will believe wants to help the world by killing people.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)22:35 No. 32698 ID: cd08c0
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>>32670 >>32671 >>32674
> ... booze?
"Haha! That's beautiful. That's by far the funnest choice.
Honey, I will get you tore up."

Kara's DRUNK status is now MAXIMUM GODLY ALLOWABLE.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)22:36 No. 32699 ID: cd08c0
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... unfortunately, Kara's constitution, although insanely mighty, is not quite to GODLY levels.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)22:36 No. 32700 ID: cd08c0
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Kara has passed out.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)22:36 No. 32701 ID: cd08c0
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. . .

IT'S NOT OVER! IT CAN'T BE OVER! KARA! WAKE UP!

>>32701
George: Give Kara some coffee! Now!

>>32700
Wow, this turned lame fast.

>>32701
Goodnight, Kara.

This is why you shouldn't drink and hero, kids.

>>32701

George, pretend you don't care that Hope possibly just wasted Kara, and wait for Hope to turn around.

Proceed to grab nearest weapon and/or sharp object and murder the fuck out of her.

Kara? Kara! KARAAAAAA!

>>32701
...Kara? KARA?
KAAAAARAAAAAAAAA!


GEORGE: APPLY COFFEE DIRECTLY TO THE KARA

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)23:31 No. 32724 ID: cd08c0
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>>32703 >>32717
Sigurd wakes up.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)23:32 No. 32725 ID: cd08c0
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SIGURD is here.

Sigurd's most trusted FRIEND is here, holding an empty cup. He has revived her.
The DORF is here. He has taken a blow for Sigurd while she was out. Truly he is one who thinks 'standing up front and taking damage' is an accomplishment.

The demon HOPE is here. She is attacking Sigurd's comrades.
The THIEF is here. She is attempting to hold back the demon.

There is a FOX here. ... His presence is confusing.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)23:32 No. 32726 ID: cd08c0
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THE BOX is here. It is currently possessed by HOPE.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)23:33 No. 32727 ID: cd08c0
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"FUCKING VERMIN!" The demon is yelling.
"You brought her back?! Like it's really going to matter?! You are so annoying!"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)23:33 No. 32729 ID: cd08c0
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"Why don't you just DIE?!"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)23:33 No. 32730 ID: cd08c0
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. . .

Flip the fuck out. Start punching the demon.

We'll tell you when to stop.

>>32730
...Hope must die. Charge her, Sigurd. Unleash your fury upon her.

>>32730

ffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

KILL THE DEMON. I DON'T FUCKING CARE HOW.

>>32730
The way is clear. The demon must die. Draw your sword, Sigurd.

DRAW YOUR SWORD.

TAKE EVERYTHING FROM HER!

>>32730
...Sigmund, you are NOT the demons. You must KILL the demons.

For your FRIEND. For us all. Take up GRAM and GUT A BITCH.

Take your sword and cut off her fucking wings.

UNLOCK THE CHEST. More important than vengeance.

>>32743
Agreed. Open Pandora's box. Better to have the unlimited power unleashed freely upon the world than controlled by Hope. (Not sarcastic, if you can't tell.)

Hope 2009/08/22(Sat)00:01 No. 32751 ID: 476456
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>>32746
>open pandora's box.

>>32751
No... No, now I get it. It's already been opened.

It's time for Hope to go back in the box.

>>32730
Oh god George! NO! D:

. . .

ANY HOPE (heh) OF REDEMPTION FOR YOU IS NOW DEAD, HOPE

SIGURD, THE BOX IS THE KEY.
THE DEMON MUST GO BACK INTO THE BOX.
SMITE THE DEMON AND SEAL HER AWAY

PUT HOPE BACK IN PANDORA'S BOX

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)00:59 No. 32795 ID: cd08c0
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>>32731 >>32732 >>32733 >>32735 >>32736 >>32737 >>32738
> RAGE
Sigurd charges.

she must kill the demons.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)00:59 No. 32796 ID: cd08c0
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The demon can fly.
"God, you are so STUPID."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)01:00 No. 32797 ID: cd08c0
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GRAM does not care of range. The demon flies back from the blow, but...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)01:00 No. 32798 ID: cd08c0
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"... you really shouldn't have bought me this shirt."

UNLEASH THE FINGER OF RAGE

>>32798
THAT ARMOR DOESN"T COVER HER FACE!
SMITE THE FOUL BEAST'S HEAD!

>>32798

USE GRAM TO CLIP THE FOUL CREATURE'S WINGS.

>>32798
Use your sword's downward force to propel yourself upward! Strike your opponent with your fist!

Explain to the demon that it cannot make anything of beauty by taking that which has beauty away.
>>32810
Then this.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)01:39 No. 32822 ID: cd08c0
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>>32801 >>32802
> AIM AROUND THE SHIRT
It is difficult. Gram is not built for accuracy, and the demon is further embodied by all the power in the box. Still, with persistance, Sigurd may wittle down her health, to... to...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)01:39 No. 32823 ID: cd08c0
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TRICKS AND SORCERY.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)01:40 No. 32824 ID: cd08c0
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>>32794 >>32755 >>32746 >>32743
> PUT HOPE IN HER BOX
That may work. Certainly, the box is indestructable. However, to do this, Sigurd would first need to place her IN the box. Currently, Hope is too mobile to do this.

The other method of victory would be to kill the demon before it can heal... or prevent it from doing so.

Sigurd cares not which, as long as she finds vengeance.

>>32824

Hey, I got an idea. If Xom's still around we might be able to lift him into the air and use him as a shield. Hope probably can't hurt a god.

But, if that idea's too retarded for you, then do the aforementioned Gram-thrust-then-punch thing, but try to grab Hope while you're at it.

Use Indestructable Box as shield and or club.

>>32824
Hey, why not just drop the goddamn ceiling on her? We're underground, second floor, ceilign can't be that high!

>>32501
YOU HAVE THE GAUNTLETS OF GOD'S MIGHT
WE SHALL KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE
CRUSH HER UNDER THE BOX
THROW IT. SWING IT. IT MATTERS NOT.
AS LONG AS YOU PIN HER UNDER IT

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)02:52 No. 32860 ID: cd08c0
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>>32810 >>32825
> Use your sword's downward force to propel yourself upward!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)02:52 No. 32861 ID: cd08c0
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>>32833
> why not drop the ceiling on her?
The room must be fairly massive to house the Box. And Gram is not strong enough to break the ceiling in one blow. However...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)02:53 No. 32862 ID: cd08c0
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Hope likes that idea.

> animooted

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)02:54 No. 32863 ID: cd08c0
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...
It is... difficult... to hold down a god. More so wounded. Hope will break her grasp before long.
... Sigurd... should do something, before that happens.

>>32863
STAB HER THROUGH THE HEART

>>32864
Through the face.

>>32865
No wait, HEADBUTT HER, then stabbity stab stab.

>>32863

Rip her head off, then raise her skull up in the air, with the spine hanging off of it, predator-style.

Failing that, just stab her with Gram and/or fire Gram point-blank into her face.

>>32863
WE NEED TIME TO CONSIDER WHETHER KILLING HER MIGHT HAVE SOME UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES
. . .
SHE SEEMS TO NEED HER ARMS TO CAST
TEAR THEM OFF.

Claw out her eyes.

>>32863
Kiss her!

>>32870
Seconding Kiss Her.

No. Put your thumbs in her eyes and squish.

>>32870
Thirding, but if George is actually dead, we'd better murder the fuck out of her later.

>>32870
Fourthing.

DON'T KISS HER HOW WOULD THAT EVEN HELP AT ALL
Stabshoot/headbutt the bitch. You can kiss her later or at least make it quick.

If by kissing you all mean bite out her tongue to stop her casting spells then yes. The bitch killed George.

>>32863
What would a true warrior do now, to end a fight with such a vile demon?

Headbutt the demon so hard you put a crater in the floor. Then while it is still dazed (assuming it even survives the headbutt) grab Gram and smite the creature in the face. No pausing to gloat, no hesitation. You are a warrior dispatching a monster, and every moment it spends in this realm is an affront to you and the gods.

Take no shit, Kara. Take no shit.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)17:36 No. 33054 ID: cd08c0
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> Stab her!
There is not TIME to attack mindlessly. The demon is fortified even beyond the shirt and will simply heal once she escapes. Some sort of plan is required.

>>32868
> We need time to consider...
We do not have time!
But if it truly matters, she can still be imprisoned.

> She seems to need her arms to cast.
> Tear them off.
This is a plan.

Sigurd grabs the demon's arm and PULLS. It is difficult, and uses what moment she had, but she will not heal from this.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)17:36 No. 33055 ID: cd08c0
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> Headbutt her!
> Kiss her!
The demon repels her advances.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)17:36 No. 33056 ID: cd08c0
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She seems to be slowing down now.

"You tore off my arm... you tore OFF my ARM... you stupid... STUPID! With your head shaped like a..."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)17:37 No. 33057 ID: cd08c0
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"... PUMPKIN!"

>>33057

Shit, eye lasers!

Is the ceiling high enough for Hope to go much higher than the top of the box? If not, climb it, then jump and grapple with her again. This time, rip off a wing.

>>33057
Hey a keyhole
What do we have to unlock it

Did she just call us a pumpkin head? We'll show her who has a head shaped like a pumpkin! And and... hers is a hairy pumpkin at that!

Also: "how appropriate, you're fat like pumpkin pie."

Wield the arm like a weapon, holding it by the wrist so Hope is battered by the soggy end.

>>33060
This, then
>>33058
then
>>33060

>>33059
Gram can open many things.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)19:17 No. 33083 ID: cd08c0
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"PUMPKIN!! PUMPKI-- I'm not angry. I am VERY CALM. Just... give me my arm back now."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)19:17 No. 33084 ID: cd08c0
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>>33061
> Wield the arm like a weapon.
Sigurd gives Hope back her arm.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)19:18 No. 33086 ID: cd08c0
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>>33058
> Is the ceiling high enough for Hope to go much higher than the top of the box?
The room is just big enough to house the box, although it is massive. Atop, there is enough space between it and the ceiling to move, but it is impossible to go much higher.

> This time, rip off a wing.
The demon tries to escape. But not this time.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)19:19 No. 33087 ID: cd08c0
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>>33059 >>33071
> Hey a keyhole.
Indeed. Although the box is mighty, Sigurd should have no problem opening it. To trap Hope inside only requires doing so, and then grabbing her for long enough.
The only other way to victory would involve slowly ripping her to pieces, piece by bloody piece. Hope cannot regenerate lost body parts. She can only seal wounds.
Either way may work, and likely no other.

>>33087
Think about it. Sealing away or killing Hope might have some pretty miserable side-effects. How about we just dismember her until she's an eyeless torso?

>>33087

You could always rip her head off. That should end things fairly quickly.

Also, do we have anything that Xom would like to trade for? It'd be nice to have a god on our side, even if it's only for a moment.

Opeeen da box!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)21:30 No. 33123 ID: cd08c0
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>>33090
> How about we just dismember her until she's an eyeless torso?
Hope has already proven she doesn't need arms to attack. She has all the power she can imagine, limited only by control. By that point she'll probably start breathing fire or something. No, the only way to end this is to kill her outright or seal her away.

>>33092
> You could always rip her head off. That should end things fairly quickly.
No doubt, but she'll fight back until the end. Ripping a god's head off isn't exactly easy.
Sigurd would have to weaken her further. One way or another, her head will be the last to go.

> Also, do we have anything that Xom would like to trade for?
Sigurd barely knows Xom. She has no idea what he would--OW.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)21:31 No. 33124 ID: cd08c0
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>>33106
> Opeeen da box!
Right, enough of this. One ending is as good as any other.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)21:31 No. 33126 ID: cd08c0
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. . .

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)21:32 No. 33127 ID: cd08c0
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Okay. Apparently it's more difficult to open than she'd thought. Sigurd will have to...
what?

"Hey there, sweet thing! Need some help?"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)21:32 No. 33128 ID: cd08c0
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"Lemmie get that for ya."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)21:32 No. 33129 ID: cd08c0
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The box is open now. It seems to be empty, save for a light.

>>33129
1. Thank Xom.
2. Obtain light.
3. Save world.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!

>>33129
IN WITH THE DEMON

LOCK IT SHUT

THEN

HURL IT INTO THE FUCKING SUN

ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)22:33 No. 33161 ID: cd08c0
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>>33129
> Obtain light.
As soon as Sigurd tries to grasp hold of it, it vanishes.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)22:34 No. 33162 ID: cd08c0
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>>33135
> ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT
> IN WITH THE DEMON
> LOCK IT SHUT
Sigurd could not agree more.
We have gone long past the point of caring.

"How stupid! What do you think you're doing?! You can't change the future! You're not special! Do you think you're a hero?!"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)22:34 No. 33163 ID: cd08c0
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. . .

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)22:35 No. 33166 ID: cd08c0
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"I'm a better one than you."

>>33166

Check on George, dammit!

>>33166
Not quite as satisfying as ripping her apart but...
FUCK YEAH
SUCK IT DOWN BITCH

...

Well... now wh-
OH FUCK
GO TO GEORGE NOW
PLEASE LET HIM BE ALIVE D:

Check up on your MOST TRUSTED FRIEND. Lets hope he is still okay...

Proper Viking Funeral for George.

Gram can help maybe.

>>33170
DUCT TAPE

WE STILL HAVE THE TAPE

WE CAN PUT HIM TOGETHER, RIGHT? RIGHT?






RIGHT?

>>33173
...speaking of the Duct Tape, duct tape that lock shut on your way down.

Can never be too careful~

Maybe we should lock this chest now, maybe? I mean... theoretically it's still unlocked, right?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)23:27 No. 33189 ID: cd08c0
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. . .

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)23:27 No. 33190 ID: cd08c0
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Kara's DRUNK status is now MODERATELY DRUNK.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)23:27 No. 33191 ID: cd08c0
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> George

So what did we learn from this adventure?

Maybe we learned that things aren't always what they seem, if you just view them from the proper side. Maybe we learned that people who try to do evil can still be better than people who try to do good.
Maybe we learned something about moderation or friendship, or how getting hammered doesn't solve problems, or something about the nature of what it is to be human. Something like that.

Kara doesn't know. And Kara doesn't care. This whole quest was just some excuse to break a lot of crap and screw around with some metaphysical bullshit tacked on the end.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)23:28 No. 33192 ID: cd08c0
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... but even if Hope was evil. Even if hope denies reality, or tempts you with a carrot before poking you in the eye with a stick.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)23:28 No. 33193 ID: cd08c0
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Even then...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/22(Sat)23:28 No. 33194 ID: cd08c0
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... it's still a nice thing to have.

>>33194

Hug George.

How can we do anything else?

>>33194
OH GOD

FIRST AID

DON'T DIE ON ME GEORGE!

>>33194
Manlytears.jpg

HUG GEORGE

>>33194

Hug George.

Manly tears.

Suggestion 2009/08/22(Sat)23:34 No. 33201 ID: bde1b8
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Hold him close.

End Kara Quest.

>>33194
>Kaya
OH GOD I TEARED UP

HUG GEORGE
BAW
FIRST AID FOR EVERY ONE

Use the crystal. Spend all the worlds magic to heal him.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/23(Sun)00:20 No. 33214 ID: cd08c0
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> Hug George
Gladly.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/23(Sun)00:20 No. 33215 ID: cd08c0
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>>33201
> End Kara Quest.
But there's so much left to do! What about the crystal? What about Xom? What about the giant robot? Shouldn't there be a dramatic escape sequence, while the building falls down?

. . .

Yeah, you know what?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/23(Sun)00:21 No. 33216 ID: cd08c0
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Fuck it.

Suggestion 2009/08/23(Sun)00:27 No. 33218 ID: bde1b8
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>>33216
*salute*

Fucking D'AWWWW :3

>>33216
GOOD END

Epilogue?

>>33216
This has been epic. Thank you, Reka. <3

Suggestion 2009/08/23(Sun)00:31 No. 33223 ID: fdc826
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>>33216

I cannot put into words how awesome this has been. Reka, you win the internet.

Clap.
Clap.
Clap.
Bravo. Brav-Fucking-O.

>>33216
Thanks for the ride, Reka. It was fantastic.

And thanks for Rastin the Epic Troll.

>>33231
Oh Shi-!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/23(Sun)01:15 No. 33234 ID: cd08c0
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>>33221
> Epilogue?

>>33234
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>33234

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-