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30783 No. 30783 ID: cd08c0

Chapter Four.
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No. 30784 ID: cd08c0
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30784

Kara wakes up.

GEORGE is here. HOPE is here, asleep in the chair with her BOOK.

On the nightstand is a NOTE, alongside some crumbs.
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No. 30787 ID: f4963f

HUG NOTE
READ GEORGE
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No. 30788 ID: 1afd58

HUG GEORGE
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No. 30789 ID: 15b56e

>>30784
Pray to Thor to let you borrow Mjöllnir for a few days.
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No. 30794 ID: f78140

hug george. carry-hug him to the fridge, get properly sloshed.
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No. 30795 ID: a3b36a

Check how you feel. Do you feel okay? Hung over? Peaceful? Violent? Oddly lecherous?

Also, read crumbs, clean note.
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No. 30796 ID: 1f5d37

>>30784
READ NOTE
HUG TOM.. er GEORGE
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No. 30797 ID: 0d5afc

>>30784
Retrieve arms from drawer.
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No. 30798 ID: acdc9b

READ HUG
NOTE GEORGE
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No. 30799 ID: f44349

HUG NOTE
READ GEORGE

Nowait.
The other way around.
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No. 30803 ID: cd08c0
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30803

> hug George
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No. 30804 ID: cd08c0
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30804

> read NOTE

'Brought you a sandwich from the shop. I will expect reimbursement for the damages to our store.
By the way, you owe me five dollars for the sandwich.
~ Jeslyn ♥'


>>30795
> Status Report
Kara feels pretty okay. She is SOBER. She is NOT VERY ANGRY AT ALL. One or both of these will likely change soon.

>>30794
> go to the fridge
Kara... has no idea where she is right now. This isn't her house.
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No. 30805 ID: 6164e0

Ask hope where we are.

Then go about finding prevous, food and booze.
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No. 30806 ID: a3b36a

Okay?

Sober?

Not angry?

Oh my. If you're not careful, you might actually get happy for a bit. Might even smile.
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No. 30809 ID: f44349

>>30804
Notice strange two-tailed cat.
Ponder where the hell it came from.

Also, yeah priority one is FIND OUT WHERE WE ARE AND WHAT HAPPEN so wake up Hope and get ready to have your ear talked off.
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No. 30813 ID: f78140

>>30809
two tailed? check magic detector! monies is always good, especially since we apparently owe Jeslyn some.
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No. 30818 ID: cd08c0
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30818

>>30809
> Notice strange two-tailed cat.
Noticed.

>>30805 >>30809
> wake up Hope
Hope stirs after a moment.
"Hm..? You passed out from the attack, so we took you to the hospital. You've been out for three days. You don't remember?"

... come to think of it, Kara doesn't. She remembers getting mind raped, and then she drank coffee, and then everything went black. That must've been when she passed out.
Did Prevous kill the Supervisor?

"... Jeslyn and Prevous have both been staying here to keep an eye on you. If they're not here, they're probably in the cafeteria."

>>30813
> DETECT MAGIC
... It is radiating low levels of magic! Less than George, actually. Maybe a cat with two tails just isn't as far off normal as a cutething.
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No. 30820 ID: 1afd58

>>30818
Isn't George just adorable? Rub his little nose affectionately.

Also thank Hope for bringing you here, since you are currently sober and not angry. It's a rare treat.

Then go angrily find some booze.
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No. 30822 ID: a3b36a

>>30820
Little? His nose is bigger than hers!
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No. 30833 ID: 6faa8c

>>30818
Let's see if we can walk...
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No. 30839 ID: cd08c0
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30839

>>30833
> Let's see if we can walk...
Walking is easy. Kara learned when she two.
She said she felt fine, remember? Just a little sober.

>>30820
> find booze
A brilliant idea, with one tiny flaw: this is a hospital.
Where exactly should we start looking?

> thank Hope
Hope says it was simply the logical decision.
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No. 30840 ID: f78140

>>30839
tell hope it doesn't mean she doesn't deserve to be thanked anyway.
head to cafeteria to find PEY'J and LANCE.
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No. 30841 ID: 5fe4a8

We should probably pay back the sammich lady for blowing up her store. Also, find out who ate our sammich.
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No. 30842 ID: 8c60d4

Look for some medical alcohol.
Do you got your shotgun? If not start looking for it.
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No. 30843 ID: 2af4d3

>>30839
Try finding the Nurse's lounge or something. Maybe they'll have booze there.
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No. 30844 ID: f4963f

Has it really been three days? We must be as hungry as all hell. Go down to the cafeteria.
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No. 30863 ID: 1689ab

Look, I dont care where the fuck you find Booze in a hospital, just fucking find some. We aint staying sober for the fun of it here.
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No. 30880 ID: cde660

>>30844
Hospital food? We can do better than that, I'm sure.
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No. 30886 ID: cd08c0
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30886

>>30840
> "It doesn't mean you don't deserve to be thanked anyway."
Hope... doesn't really know what to say to that.


>>30842
> Do you got your shotgun?
Kara takes stock of her possessions. She has $7095, and is carrying:
An Ant Farm, a Bottle of Tranquilizer Pills, Clarice, a Grenade Launcher, two Grenades, the Key to the BIGASS TRUCK, an MIB Suit, her Shotgun of FLAMING DEATH, four pairs of Yellow Sunglasses, and a SHITLOAD OF AMMO.

Hope says she is carrying her CELL PHONE and MANUAL.

George is still carrying his PISTOL and the MOX WAND.


>>30842 >>30843
> MEDICAL ALCOHOL
A quick trip to the Nurse's station gets Kara the (annoyed) explanation that, no, they do not have medical alcohol for her. If she really wants to get hammered, though, there's a bar not that far from the hospital.
She also gets a checkout form, which she is grudgingly obliged to fill out.


>>30840 >>30841 >>30844
> Find Pey'j, Jeslyn, & Lance?
Kara heads to the cafeteria.

JESLYN and PREVOUS are here. Lance is nowhere to be seen.

>>30844
> We must be as hungry as all hell.
Now that you mention it, Kara could definitely eat.
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No. 30889 ID: 1afd58

>>30886
Don't steal any of prevous' food, but do get some of your own and some for hope and george if they want any.
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No. 30890 ID: 1689ab

Buy the most fuckexpensive thing on the menu. Demand it be cooked a very specific, complicated, unusual way. Take on bite. Ask for ketchup. Lol at the highclass trolling. Leave big tip. Ask if they serve any alcohol or alcohol-like beverages in the caf.
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No. 30953 ID: 6164e0

>>30886
Okay, lets eat (careful not to touch prevous' food), get in the truck, and hit both a liquor store for beer and save enough to get the Shotgun enchanted somehow so that the recoil from shooting is either neutralized or better yet re-directed into the shot to make it EVEN FASTER.

So that we end up with a SCATTER RECOILLESS RAILGUN WITH BURNING SHOT.
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No. 30987 ID: cd08c0
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30987

>>30889 >>30890 >>30953
> FOOD

>>30890
> Highclass trolling.
It's a hospital, so Kara basically gets what they'll give her. She does, however, make a big stink about the preparation, gets a lot of aggravated looks, and then confuses everyone with a fifty dollar tip.
It's just as well Kara got her own food. Trying to steal from Prevous might've lost her an arm.
Afterward, everyone is full for the day.
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No. 30988 ID: cd08c0
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30988

>>30953
> Get in the truck
AND WE'RE OFF. About damn time! Now, where should... we...
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No. 30989 ID: cd08c0
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30989

... huh.
Kara's pretty sure that OMINOUS BLACK TOWER wasn't part of the skyline last time. How long was she out again?
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No. 30993 ID: 98dab8

>>30953
Force doesn't work that way. Even with magic. We can negate the force by making it go somewere else, but making something push on itself is a vastly different sort of thing than the mortal sorcery we have access too. I never really understood why there was additional kick in the first place though, since the shot is supposed to enlarge upon exiting the barrel. Perhaps this enlarging - or the fire part - is explosive. For that matter, I'm sure the shotgun needs to be cleaned at this point.
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No. 30994 ID: bde1b8

>>30989
Coupla days.

Ask Hope about OBELISK. Ask to be sure it does not have a laser on top.
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No. 30999 ID: 98dab8

Go to Ominous Black Tower. Rape it.
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No. 31016 ID: 5fe4a8

>>30989

Inquire politely as to what precisely the hell happened while we were out.
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No. 31021 ID: 6164e0

>>30989
Ignore the tower, remember, your gun is useless until you fix the recoil problem, and since it is very possible that even more high powered mooks might show up, you should get that taken care of NOW.

TO THE MAGIC SHOP, TO ENCHANT YE GUNNE WITH YE RECOIL-NULLING MAGICS
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No. 31022 ID: f4963f

>>31021
Don't forget to show them your magic pussy.
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No. 31023 ID: 6164e0

>>30993
How about the recoil is then redirected as a kinetic wave that is targeted in the direction of the shot. Not so much of a SCIENCE! blapheme, more of a force curving.

That sound workable with this worlds magic?
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No. 31025 ID: f78140

>>31021
>>31023
wouldn't it be of greater utility to just get kara some gloves of super strength? recoil isn't a problem if you're strong enough, and then she could beat someone to death if she ever runs out of bullets or can't find a gun.
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No. 31035 ID: cd08c0
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31035

>>30993
> WORDS WORDS WORDS
oh. god.
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No. 31037 ID: cd08c0
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31037

>>30994 >>31016
> Ask Hope about OBELISK.
> WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED.
"It appeared two days ago, over the Paraply building. Rastin must be gathering power. Zombies are becoming more frequent, too, and they've even got some weird robots patrolling around. It'll just get worse the longer he has the crystal. I don't think it has a laser on top. Yet."

>>30999
> RAPE THE TOWER
Shut up, Reverse Satan.
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No. 31041 ID: 9e9b47

>>31037

Oh fuck. Robots? Robots are generally less hurt by shooting.

Maybe it's time we went to check out this tower. We probably can't take the place by kicking down the door, but we can at least scope it out, maybe sneak inside.
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No. 31043 ID: 1afd58

>>31035
Haha George either hears the voices too or just likes mimicking Kara.

Either way: Adorable.

Anyway, go back and get that gun enchanted for less recoil.
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No. 31084 ID: 6164e0

>>31037
ANYWAY.

Lets get your gun some enchantment to deal with the recoil. Then we can go hunt down anything and laugh at it.
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No. 31108 ID: 1689ab

>>31037
Lasers? Do we like lasers? Who fucking cares. We are not nearly drunk enough to care about this shit. Find that fucking bar. Then lets get pissed and fuck some shit up.
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No. 31482 ID: cd08c0
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31482

>>31108
> WE ARE NOT NEARLY DRUNK ENOUGH
Kara would agree, but somehow her lack of ability to kill shit seems more pertinent.

>>31025 >>31084 >>31043 >>31022
> BUY MAGIC
Kara goes to Ignometics, which is accomplished via a travel sequence too boring to draw here. Once there she immediately finds Jay and demands goods and services!

Jay says he'll give her $8500 for allowing them to scan the two-tailed cat.
Furthermore, he can apply some shock absorbers to her shotgun, fortified by magic, to reduce recoil at a cost of $6250.
Is that what she wants?
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No. 31483 ID: bde1b8

>>31482
That is very much what she wants. Super Recoil Reduction us, Jay!
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No. 31484 ID: f4963f

>>31482
How are we doing for money with that $8500?

Though we do have to pay Jeslyn back...
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No. 31485 ID: 5fe4a8

>>31482

Hell yes.

Also, inform him of the effects of the cat lotion. If they ever want to sell that stuff, they should put "DO NOT INGEST" on the label or something.
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No. 31486 ID: f78140

>>31482
NO! get super strength gloves instead. she'll be strong enough to deal with the shock, and she'll get to punch through walls as an added bonus!
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No. 31487 ID: f4963f

Ask Jay how much gloves of SUPER STRENGTH would be, and if they would assist in handling tremendous recoil.
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No. 31488 ID: 5fe4a8

>>31486
Oh, hey, now there's an idea. Punching through walls is always welcome.
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No. 31489 ID: 7eda8b

Can't we just shotgun through walls?
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No. 31490 ID: f78140

>>31489
what if someone takes away our shotgun? are we going to flail weakly at them, or punch their face through a wall?
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No. 31491 ID: 1689ab

I think the more important question here is "Do these fuckers give free beer with purchase?"
And only slightly less important, "Do these fuckers have magical super-beer?"
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No. 31492 ID: 98dab8

>>31490
They'd take our gloves too.

Let's just go with the anti-recoil.
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No. 31495 ID: cd08c0
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31495

> CAT SCAN
Kara recieves $8500!
Incidently, Jeslyn says that $8500 should just about cover all the damages to her store.

>>31484
> How are we doing for money?
After allowing Jay to scan the strange two-tailed cat, Kara now has $15595, at least until she starts paying for shit.

>>31486 >>31487 >>31488 >>31490
> MAGIC GLOVES
Jay says a pair of magic gloves should be easy to make, and would certainly assist Kara withstand recoil. They'd come to about $3995. It's cheaper than the shotgun due to complexity; enchantments become more complex as they layer on top of each other.
However, what she chooses to buy is really up to Kara.
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No. 31496 ID: bde1b8

Buy GLOVES.
Buy RECOIL ENCHANTMENT.
Give 4000$ to JESLYN. Tell her we will pay her the rest when we get it [because I know we will].
Ask JAY if he wants a look at HOPE's HEALING HANDS. If we did that already then oops I forgot.
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No. 31497 ID: 7eda8b

>>31495
"For two doors? That's crap. They're not worth more than a few hundred."
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No. 31509 ID: fa0991

>>31495
Kiss her in the hopes that she'll be too dazed to continue being greedy.
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No. 31511 ID: fa0991

>>31495
also, get the gloves. they're a lot less conspicuous than the shotgun, so we'll be able to surprise people with our GODLY strength.
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No. 31512 ID: 1afd58

>>31509
Or maybe to suggest an alternate payment. :3c
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No. 31515 ID: cd08c0
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31515

>>31509 >>31512
> kiss Jeslyn
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No. 31516 ID: cd08c0
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31516

"You owe me a dollar for the kiss."

>>31497
> "$8500 for two doors? That's crap. They're not worth more than a few hundred."
Jeslyn reminds Kara that the store is missing pretty much its entire front WALL, not just the two doors.

>>31496
> BUY EVERYTHING
Kara's not going to buy both! One would completely defeat the purpose of the other.

>>31511
> Buy Gloves
They're cheaper and more versatile anyway.

Kara has acquired GOD HAN--wait no that's not what it's called. GODLY GLOVES. Yeah, that's it. Her MIGHT is considerably higher for as long as they are equipped. She has regained full use of her shotgun!

Kara now has $11600, and no fucking idea what to do.
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No. 31518 ID: 2ea804

>>31516
Find Mexican Jesus, of course. What else.
His powerful combat magic will aid us a against whomever we're fighting.
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No. 31519 ID: 1afd58

>>31515
aw, George <3 his wife kissing girls.

Anyway, just pay her back now. Get it out of the way.
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No. 31520 ID: fa0991

>>31516
Ditch Jeslyn, ram truck through dark tower.
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No. 31530 ID: e8d8be

>>31518

I'm with finding Mexican Jesus, we can scan him then use him to take out the tower.
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No. 31531 ID: 71fa60

Maybe you can get more money by having them examine you. Unless it was just the coffee. In that case you should get more of that coffee-like-thing for extra money (and maybe you'll need it again).
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No. 31533 ID: 6faa8c

Enchant truck?
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No. 31553 ID: bde1b8

>>31531
>Maybe you can get more money by having them examine you.
I like this idea. We are clearly not natural. Actually check yourself with the magic detector first. With the gloves and shotgun off of course.
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No. 31598 ID: 7eda8b

>>31516
>Jeslyn reminds Kara that the store is missing pretty much its entire front WALL, not just the two doors.
"So? I didn't do that part. Go bug Rastin for money."

Give Jeslyn 300 bucks for the doors and then buy the gloves. If Jeslyn throws a fit, tell her to go to hell.

...Then smile and give her a dollar for the kiss by dropping it on the ground.
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No. 31644 ID: ed8d8a

>>31598
She has been nice, if a bit greedy, to us since we met her. why would you want to alienate her like that.
We could offer to pay her in installments or something I guess. Stalling without pissing her off inordinately. The important thing is to keep her from thinking of us as an ATM she can withdraw gobs of cash from any time she feels like it. We need that money for boozeImeansupplies
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No. 31704 ID: 1689ab

Endless bottleof beer. How much would it cost us?
Can we make it so that we can summon it from anywhere at any time?
Can we make it indistructable?
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No. 31714 ID: cd08c0
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31714

>>31520
> ditch Jeslyn
There's really no reason to. Even if Jeslyn is annoying, she's already been paid to join the group. She'll stay regardless of whether or not Kara pays her for the store. ... probably.

>>31644
> Stall without pissing her off inordinately.
"I'll pay you later, okay? Right now I need the money for boozeImeansupplies."
Jeslyn reluctantly accepts this condition.

>>31531 >>31553
> Maybe you can get more money by having them examine you.
> We are clearly not natural.
Eh... buh... what? Kara doesn't know what you're talking about. Why wouldn't she be natural?
... anyway, the magic detector says she's completely normal.

>>31518 >>31530
> FIND MEXICAN JESUS
Kara has no fucking clue where to even begin.

>>31520
> ram truck through dark tower.
... you know what? Kara could probably do that. She can't think of anything else she could do to prepare, and Rastin is only going to get stronger the longer she puts it off.
Is there anything else she should buy, do, or check for, before she goes off to save the world?
This is the time for last minute preparations.
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No. 31715 ID: 5fe4a8

Bazooka.
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No. 31716 ID: bde1b8

>>31714
Pick up some super coffee before you head on over. And also get a little drunk.

Then pay Jeslyn and drive your way into that tower.
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No. 31742 ID: 9e9b47

>>31714

Hell let's see if they can magic our car. Offer all the money we got. Cover it with smashing POWAH
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No. 31768 ID: 98dab8

>>31714
>> FIND MEXICAN JESUS
>Kara has no fucking clue where to even begin.
Mexico.
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No. 31782 ID: 1689ab

WHY ARE WE NOT GETTING FUCKING DRUNK!?
This should be priority 1! Not priority "last minute suggestions!"

Go buy an endless bottle of beer or, fuck, just go to the fucking bar and get some regular beer. WE ARE FAR TO SOBER TO BE DEALING WITH THIS BULLSHIT!
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No. 31823 ID: cd08c0
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31823

>>31768
>>> FIND MEXICAN JESUS
>> Kara has no fucking clue where to even begin.
> Mexico.
Allow her to rephrase: Kara has no fucking clue where to even begin telling you how stupid that is.

>>31742
> MAGIC CAR
Jay confirms that they can make the truck more durable, but considering it can already drive through most suburban houses and take a direct hit by a grenade, Kara doesn't see why she'd need to.

>>31782
> WORDS WORDS WORDS
You make Kara's head hurt.

Creating ENDLESS ANYTHING is impossible. Ignometics has already told Kara they can't grow or regenerate anything, and furthermore you're not even listening are you.
Kara's ANGER level is now MODERATELY PISSED.

>>31716
> Pick up some super coffee. Also get a little drunk.
Kara doesn't really understand why she needs to get coffee AND get drunk. Doesn't one defeat the purpose of the other...? Still, she's surrounded by NERDS. Asking quickly sets her up with some STORMWATER COFFEE, whatever the fuck that is. Jay says it's strong enough to blast her eyeballs out the back of her head.
She has beer in the truck, lest you forget. She can probably reach a sufficient level of drunk on the way to wherever she's going next.
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No. 31828 ID: bde1b8

>>31823
Drink and drive girl. We are now on our way to smash through a building. A certain big black robot guarded Paraply building.
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No. 31829 ID: 2ea804

>>31823
Ask the fucking nerds about the tower.
They have all that being smart stuff down, maybe they know how to deal with it.
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No. 31843 ID: 9e9b47

>>31823

FUCK THE TALKING let's get on the road!!! Pass out some beers to everyone and let's head to the tower to blow that fucker Rastin out of his pants. Drinking and driving and killing is awesome.
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No. 31856 ID: 7eda8b

>>31823
What's needed to get Kara at prime fighting potential?
>>
No. 31875 ID: e5d95c

>This is the time for last minute preparations.

But... there must be something else you can do!
Think of the sidequests, Kara! Think of those poor sidequests!
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No. 31885 ID: 06fc25

Fuck side quests, this is a low level run.
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No. 31890 ID: cd08c0
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31890

>>31829
> Ask nerds about stuff.

> Stormwater Coffee
Stormwater Coffee is made by magically distilling coffee beans. The coffee itself isn't magic, just the process. This also means that once they've crafted the process, making the coffee itself is as cheap as any other coffee, and can use any type of bean, although cheaper kinds might effect taste. The name 'Stormwater' comes from the odd effect it has on the water used in brewing, and ... why did Kara care about this? It feels like pointless exposition nobody asked for.
Hypothetically, the same idea could be used with fermenting beer, but they haven't even started the research on that yet. Maybe in a few years or so they can share the fruits of their labor.

> The Tower
Aside from making the Paraply building much taller than it used to be, the Ignometics staff doesn't know what's up with the tower. It seems to be made out of stronger than normal materials, but Kara should still be able to get in.

> Rastin
Jay doesn't have any idea what Rastin might be capable of. Nobody ever sees Rastin, outside of his broadcasts. However, according to the sorting algorithm of evil, he's probably quite powerful. After all, he's the final boss, right?
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No. 31891 ID: cd08c0
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31891

>>31828
> Drink and drive, girl.
Kara is now MODERATELY DRUNK. Drunk enough so that saving the world seems like a damn good idea, anyway.

...

...
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No. 31892 ID: cd08c0
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31892

"Kara? Do you think of yourself as a hero?"
FFFF Hope is talking.
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No. 31893 ID: 476456

"Heros become heros after they do things and..stuff."
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No. 31895 ID: 98dab8

>>31892
"no."
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No. 31896 ID: bde1b8

>>31892
"...A hero? They shot me, I shot them back. That's what it boils down to."
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No. 31897 ID: 5fe4a8

>>31892
Sure, we're a hero. We fight evil, right? And we saved that kid once. Although after that...

A little heroic, maybe. We're like a three on the hero scale. We're better than Aquaman, at least.
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No. 31906 ID: 1689ab

"Hell yeah I do! Check this out!"
Then belch as loud as you can.
"If that aint heroic, I dont know what is."
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No. 31910 ID: cd08c0
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31910

Kara actually thinks about that question.

> "... A hero? No. Heroes become heroes after they do things."

"That's true. I was just thinking. You know, in the olden days, like of Greek and Norse mythology, a hero wasn't always someone who was nice. In fact, a lot of them were jerks.
Back then, a hero was just anyone who could do amazing things. It was anyone who had the power to stand among the gods."

...

> "A little heroic, maybe. We're like a three on the hero scale."

"... well, it's probably not important."
>>
No. 31911 ID: cd08c0
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31911

> "We're better than Aquaman, at least."

...

...
>>
No. 31912 ID: cd08c0
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31912

...

WELL WE'RE HERE.
Funny, it's somehow... less impressive than Kara was expecting. But it probably doesn't matter, since things are going to be exploding soon anyway.

There seem to be some guards out front. How should we do this?
>>
No. 31914 ID: 5fe4a8

>>31912
If the truck looks like it'll fit through those double doors there, don't stop until we're inside. Otherwise, see how many of them you can run over before you open fire.

Either way, make sure everyone's got a gun ready. Make sure someone uses those grenade launchers.
>>
No. 31915 ID: bde1b8

>>31912
Our foot is still on the gas, right? Tell everyone in back to hold on tight, and just keep going.
>>
No. 31916 ID: 98dab8

How convenient, they're lined up for us. See if you can take both of the ones on the right out with the car, and open up on the other two with the shotgun.
>>
No. 31918 ID: f44349

>>31912
Hm...
I'm tempted to just say RAM VEHICLE DIRECTLY INTO DOOR
But... I get the feeling that would just end with us surrounded.
Ah-ha!
RAM VEHICLE DIRECTLY INTO AS MANY DUDES AS POSSIBLE
ALSO PROCEED TO SHOOT SURVIVORS
>>
No. 31920 ID: b9a87f

>>31912
Onward into battle, charge in on your mighty steed, with a song on your lips!
SONS OF THE GODS
TODAY WE SHALL DIE
OPEN VALHALLAS DOOR
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN
WITH SWORDS IN THE WIND
HAIL GODS OF WAR
>>
No. 31925 ID: 6164e0

>>31912
Time to see how those super-strength gloves work in conjunction with grapplin and shotgun shenanigens.
>>
No. 31943 ID: cd08c0
File 125076553084.gif - (7.39KB , 400x400 , 224.gif )
31943

>>31914 >>31915 >>31916 >>31918 >>31920
> RAM VEHICLE DIRECTLY INTO DOOR
Oh hell, we all knew it would come to this.
Kara hits the gas, charging towards the guards with reckless abandon. Before the point of impact, she swerves a bit, trying to take out the two on the right before slamming through the doors.

She hits both head on, completely shredding the Sweeper underneath the truck. Unfortunately, despite slamming directly into it, she fails to completely total this... weird... robot looking... thing, which is still on the hood of her car.
>>
No. 31944 ID: cd08c0
File 125076554781.gif - (4.56KB , 400x400 , 225.gif )
31944

"DIRECTIVE 004 INITIALIZED."

... huh.
>>
No. 31949 ID: bde1b8

>>31944
Well, you have a shotgun. Put it to use.
>>
No. 31954 ID: 370f77

The robot's tougher than the Bigass Truck?! Inconceivable!
Your other weaponry probably won't do much, either, but that's okay. Your business is with Rastin.

Charge past the robot, tell the receptionist about your urgent appointment, and make for the stairs.
>>
No. 31956 ID: 7eda8b

Hit the brakes so it flies off, then lean out the window and shoot it.
>>
No. 31957 ID: cd08c0
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31957

>>31949 >>31956
> Shoot it.
Well, if you want to take the obvious route.
>>
No. 31958 ID: cd08c0
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31958

... God damn what are these things made of?! Kara's attacks are certainly having an effect, but it doesn't change the fact that these things are crazy durable. And now it's shooting back at her. That's just great.
>>
No. 31959 ID: cd08c0
File 125077148782.gif - (5.69KB , 400x400 , 228.gif )
31959

>>31954
> Fuck it.
Kara has better shit to do. Thankfully these things are rather slow.

Hope reminds Kara that they need to be head lower. Rastin should be in the second sub-basement, so that means...
>>
No. 31960 ID: cd08c0
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31960

... oh come on this is not even remotely fair.
>>
No. 31961 ID: 7eda8b

Rip that door off and use it as a shield.
>>
No. 31962 ID: b9a87f

Enter frenzy
Kill
Please Odin
Advance
Repeat
>>
No. 31975 ID: cd08c0
File 125077733692.gif - (5.03KB , 400x400 , 230.gif )
31975

>>31961 >>31962
> Rip door off
> Enter frenzy
No problem for Kara's GODLY STRENGTH!
>>
No. 31976 ID: cd08c0
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31976

Mental Note: Telekinesis is a Psychic Attack.
>>
No. 31977 ID: cd08c0
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31977

Ow.
>>
No. 31978 ID: cd08c0
File 125077741823.gif - (4.46KB , 400x400 , 233.gif )
31978

Okay, that hurt, but... but Kara is totally okay. Yeah. Now what?!
>>
No. 31979 ID: 1afd58

>>31978
They have HUGE BOTS! HUGE BOTS TO SHOOT AND KILL!
>>
No. 31981 ID: a20bcd

>>31978
Tell George to use his wand ... somehow.
>>
No. 31987 ID: cd08c0
File 125078734813.gif - (4.34KB , 400x400 , 234.gif )
31987

>>31981
> "George! Use the wand ... somehow!"
SURE WHY NOT. NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
George used the MOX WAND on the Supervisor!
>>
No. 31988 ID: cd08c0
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31988

... huh. Well, that took care of that problem. Wonder what happened to him? Probably not important.
>>
No. 31989 ID: cd08c0
File 12507874282.gif - (11.54KB , 400x400 , 236.gif )
31989

> Meanwhile, animated.
>>
No. 31990 ID: cd08c0
File 12507874519.gif - (4.87KB , 400x400 , 237.gif )
31990

WELL THAT WORKED WELL. LET'S TRY IT ON THE ROBOT.
>>
No. 31991 ID: cd08c0
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31991

> animated
>>
No. 31992 ID: cd08c0
File 125078749743.gif - (5.08KB , 400x400 , 239.gif )
31992

... That didn't work as well.
>>
No. 31993 ID: 2cbe3e

>>31992

...Well, guess we can go below now, right?

Technically nothing stopping us from getting to Rastin, even though to doomed the city to be besieged by a ginormous robot.
>>
No. 31994 ID: a20bcd

>>31992
Awesome! Zap the floor!
>>
No. 31995 ID: d8e181

Remind the robot that so long as density remains the same, mass increases proportionally to volume, while muscle power (organic, hydraulic, or otherwise) increases proportionally to surface area.

In other words, mass is cubed while strength is squared. The robot should collapse on itself if it tried to move.
>>
No. 32003 ID: 7eda8b

Let's focus on the Rastin problem for now. I think.
>>
No. 32007 ID: f4963f

>>31995
THE MOX WAND CARES NOT FOR YOUR PETTY PHYSICS.
>>
No. 32010 ID: 2ec5b1

>>31992
I'd say it worked perfectly.
>>
No. 32012 ID: ed8d8a

>>31995
...magic
>>
No. 32015 ID: cd08c0
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32015

>>31995
> The robot should collapse on itself if it tried to move.
And yet it didn't.

>>31993
> ... Well, guess we can go below now, right?
It's the funniest thing: the two Scrubbers left don't put up any sort of fight at all! They just let Kara's group walk on by.
>>
No. 32016 ID: cd08c0
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32016

>>31994
> Zap the floor!
It doesn't save them, though.
>>
No. 32017 ID: cd08c0
File 125079394223.gif - (3.93KB , 400x400 , 242.gif )
32017

Kara enters the first basement. According to Hope, there's a second basement right below this one, where Rastin is, along with his MAGIC CRYSTAL. There's also a speaker system here, which for some reason is pumping out a constant stream of techno music.
>>
No. 32018 ID: cd08c0
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32018

"STOP, SIGURD! We, the Sweepers, are tired of being thought of as mere cannon fodder! Now we have banded together, to make our final stand! We stand here as one! Prepare yourself! This ends now!"
>>
No. 32019 ID: cd08c0
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32019

. . .
>>
No. 32020 ID: 2cbe3e

Shotgun everyone. Punch the rest.
>>
No. 32021 ID: 7eda8b

Say "Just fuck off and I probably won't kill you."
>>
No. 32024 ID: 98dab8

Shotgun should take out plenty at once. Go for it.
>>
No. 32029 ID: 331584

rape them all to death
>>
No. 32034 ID: 099247

Fist fight.

All of them.
>>
No. 32035 ID: fdc826

Punch one in the face. The resulting explosion of gore and shattered bones should make effective anti-sweeper shrapnel.
>>
No. 32044 ID: a20bcd

>>32019
MOX THEM
>>
No. 32045 ID: 6164e0

>>32019


Set a new Rate of Fire record with the shotgun.
>>
No. 32046 ID: f44349

>>32018
"...If you're tired of being canon fodder then why are you working for this 'Rastin' asshole?
Couldn't you... idunno... just go home?
I mean... even if you DID beat us, we're totally gonna kill most of you..."

...Failing that...

SHOTGUN TIME
>>
No. 32051 ID: 649108

Try to convince them to join you. You give better benefits (like not getting killed) and have budgeted a generous booze-fund.
>>
No. 32053 ID: cd08c0
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32053

>>32020 >>32024 >>32029 >>32034 >>32035 >>32045
> Kill them.
Done.
>>
No. 32054 ID: cd08c0
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32054

Kara swerves through the corridors, which mostly seem to be empty, and GOD DAMMIT THIS TECHNO MUSIC IS ANNOYING.
>>
No. 32056 ID: cd08c0
File 125079900594.gif - (4.56KB , 400x400 , 247.gif )
32056

Eventually she comes to the last leg of her journey.
>>
No. 32058 ID: cd08c0
File 125079902996.gif - (5.18KB , 400x400 , 248.gif )
32058

... huh. What're these?
>>
No. 32060 ID: bde1b8

>>32058
...ask Hope. She seems to know everything.
>>
No. 32061 ID: f44349

>>32058
CLOOOOONES!
...But of who?
>>
No. 32062 ID: a20bcd

>>32058
I don't know, maybe you should kick them open?
>>
No. 32063 ID: 6faa8c

>>32058
DESTROY THEM! THIS IS WHERE RASTIN GETS HIS ARMY!
>>
No. 32064 ID: 98dab8

There seems to be a button associated with each.

Press buttan.
>>
No. 32065 ID: fdc826

>>32058

Well, you're in the "LONING LAB", so I guess they're loning vats.

Watch out though, some sweeper lones might pop out unexpectedly.
>>
No. 32066 ID: 2cbe3e

I have a bad feeling we're not going to like who they've been cloning.
>>
No. 32078 ID: cd08c0
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32078

>>32060
> Ask Hope
For possibly the first time ever, Hope says she doesn't know. Well, she doesn't know what they're for. But they are obviously clones.

>>32063
> ATTACK OF THE CLONES
There aren't nearly enough capsules for a clone army! There are maybe ten or so in the entire room.

>>32064
> There seems to be a button associated with each.
Actually, they're tiny screens with readouts displaying the name and status of each.

>>32066
> I have a bad feeling we're not going to like who they've been cloning.
Well, there aren't any Kara clones, if that's what you mean. But some of these names are... odd.
>>
No. 32079 ID: 2cbe3e

>>32078

Holy crap it's that black guy you pushed earlier!

I mean... maybe we wanna do something about that Rastin clone.
>>
No. 32080 ID: fdc826

>>32078

This room is full of convoluted bullshit.

Break everything and set some shit on fire, 'cause that's how you roll.
>>
No. 32081 ID: f98e0b

>>32078
Maybe you are the latest in a long line of Karas, Nics, and Rastins, repeating the same thing over different times or dimensions for some weird reason.
>>
No. 32082 ID: 2cbe3e

>>32081

She said there's no Karas. I thought sort of the same thing.
>>
No. 32083 ID: f98e0b

>>32082
Then maybe she's here to break the chain.
>>
No. 32088 ID: 649108

Open one of the pods, or find some sort of feed-in tube and pour some beer in it. For the lulz.
>>
No. 32090 ID: 5fe4a8

>>32082
It's a big evil tower. Who's to say there's not more than one cloning lab?
>>
No. 32094 ID: cd08c0
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32094

>>32079 >>32080
> Maybe we wanna do something about that Rastin clone.
Yeah. Maybe we do.
>>
No. 32095 ID: cd08c0
File 125080396187.gif - (7.26KB , 400x400 , 251.gif )
32095

>>
No. 32096 ID: cd08c0
File 125080398331.gif - (4.52KB , 400x400 , 252.gif )
32096

. . .
>>
No. 32098 ID: bde1b8

>>32096
Just... walk past him. This is too pathetic.
>>
No. 32099 ID: f4963f

... right. General Ackbar time.
>>
No. 32101 ID: a20bcd

>>32096
SHOOT HIM OH GOD DO IT ALREADY
>>
No. 32102 ID: fdc826

>>32096

Try to light him on fire, somehow, without killing him right away.

Lighting a sleeping dude on fire has too many potentially hilarious consequences for me to care if this is a trap.
>>
No. 32103 ID: 961ddb

>>32099
Admiral, not general.
>>
No. 32107 ID: cd08c0
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32107

>>32099 >>32101 >>32102
> IT'S A TRAP!
> light him on fire.
Kara has only one means of creating fire.
>>
No. 32108 ID: cd08c0
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32108

Going down.
>>
No. 32109 ID: cd08c0
File 125080792656.gif - (4.66KB , 400x400 , 255.gif )
32109

. . .

*ding!*

. . .
>>
No. 32110 ID: cd08c0
File 12508079516.gif - (6.98KB , 400x400 , 256.gif )
32110

"Hi there! Would you like some tea?"
>>
No. 32112 ID: a20bcd

>>32110
Irish tea?
>>
No. 32113 ID: 1afd58

>>32110
Is it your birthday?

If so, yay! Surprise party!
>>
No. 32114 ID: f44349

>>32110
ಠ_ಠ
What.
>>
No. 32116 ID: fdc826

>>32110

Twenty minutes ago, in my quest, I made a teleporting, faceless zombie wave at the main character from outside of a window.

And yet, I still say:

wat
>>
No. 32118 ID: 961ddb

>>32110
Coffee time naow
>>
No. 32122 ID: 5ba271

>>32110
This is the most elaborate method of throwing someone a surprise party I have ever seen.
>>
No. 32127 ID: 9e9b47

>>32110

Look let's get some answers. This shit was planned, and if this was planned this guy's got a plan if you just rush in. Play his game for a bit and see what this fucker's all about.

Make sure the others are on that robot in case it attacks. You can take Rastin if need be I think.

Well I hope.

...inb4demon
>>
No. 32130 ID: cd08c0
File 125081063147.gif - (4.84KB , 400x400 , 257.gif )
32130

>>32113

> Jeslyn looks at Kara. "Is it your birthday?"
"NO! It is not my fucking birthday."

> Prevous is already running into the room. "Yay! Surprise party!"
"IT IS NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY."

Kara's ANGER status is now FFFFFFFFFFFFF.
>>
No. 32131 ID: cd08c0
File 12508106499.gif - (5.59KB , 400x400 , 258.gif )
32131

> "IT IS NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY."

Rastin calmly sips his tea. "I know."

"THEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS."

"Because it was funny."
>>
No. 32132 ID: cd08c0
File 125081066948.gif - (5.48KB , 400x400 , 259.gif )
32132

>>32118
> Coffee time naow.
NO. NO IT IS NOT COFFEE TIME NAOW. Now... now is the time when Kara needs a drink.

>>32112
> "... Irish tea?"
"Sorry," Rastin says, "Only decaf."
>>
No. 32134 ID: a20bcd

>>32132
Flip the fuck out. Go berserk on his ass. Smite him with your righteos fury.
>>
No. 32135 ID: 9e9b47

>>32132

Sit down and demand ANSWERS. I guess he's not gonna try and attack outright. Tell him you've killed his clone, so his nefarious plan has been ground to a halt.
>>
No. 32136 ID: 2ec5b1

Why would you not kill him? That was like the whole idea right there.
>>
No. 32137 ID: 9e9b47

>>32136

Oh right, threaten with GUN
>>
No. 32138 ID: a20bcd

Wait, it's probably just a clone or something. See anything SUSPICIOUS?
>>
No. 32139 ID: 5ba271

>>32135
>Tell him you've killed his clone, so his nefarious plan has been ground to a halt.

What.
No, don't do this, this is fucking stupid. Let him assume the clone is fine so he thinks he won't be able to permanently kill him.
>>
No. 32140 ID: 9e9b47

>>32139

I'm pretty sure he knows. Really, I just want to see how he responds. He must know we've bashed apart his entire fort, after all, and seeing the banners makes me sure he's been watching us the whole time anyhow.
>>
No. 32141 ID: cd08c0
File 125081183278.gif - (5.30KB , 400x400 , 260.gif )
32141

>>32134
> Flip the fuck out.
Oh god so tempting.

>>32135
> Sit down and demand ANSWERS.
There is nowhere to sit. Rastin has the only chair.

> "I want ANSWERS."
"I'm sure you have a lot of questions, so before we do our little fight to the death, I'll answer them to the best of my ability."

> "... I killed your clone, so your nefarious plan has been ground to a halt."
"Really now. Oh dear, whatever shall I do, now that I am out one clone. Truly, you have wounded me."
>>
No. 32143 ID: a20bcd

>>32141
Compliment him on his glasses.
>>
No. 32144 ID: 9e9b47

>>32141

Ask him who the fuck he is. Really. I mean, all we've heard is that this dude's found crystals and was all mysterious before that. How did he amass so much power so quick?
>>
No. 32145 ID: 6faa8c

>>32141
>I am out one clone.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

CHUG THE COFFEE. IT'S SIGURD TIME.
>>
No. 32147 ID: f44349

>>32141
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
I MEAN, MAGIC!? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! WHERE DID THAT SHIT COME FROM?!
>>
No. 32150 ID: cd08c0
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32150

>>32147
> "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
"Why, I thought that should be obvious. I'm Rastin. The one who'll sit on the throne of this world."

>>32144
> "How did you amass so much power so quick?"
"Oh, I found the crystal, of course. The person who attunes to it gains limitless power, limited only by what they can manage to control.

>>32147
> "Where did magic come from, anyway?!"
"Oh, that's a fun question. It comes from the crystal."
>>
No. 32151 ID: cd08c0
File 125081435172.gif - (5.23KB , 400x400 , 262.gif )
32151

"Except... that's not exactly right, you see. You see, it's not that the crystal dispenses magic. It's that the crystal IS magic. It is the very personification of what magic is. How should I explain it?
Before, you could think of the crystal as 'turned off'. It existed, but wasn't doing anything, and nobody could use it. But after I found it, I 'turned it on', and now magic is doing things again, because that's what magic does.
Of course, the person who can do the most with magic is the person who owns magic itself.
Do you understand? The crystal Is Magic."

...

>>32143
> "Your glasses are nice."
"Thankyou. They're a recolour from my favorite anime."
>>
No. 32153 ID: 9e9b47

>>32151

So... Rastin controls magic? Like, all of it? Does that mean he can do like whatever he wants or something?

Also, can we just SHOOT that crystal? If it breaks that seems like a good ending right there.

Ask him if he's human.
>>
No. 32156 ID: f44349

>>32151
Uh... whats Hope doing...?

. . .

So wait... If we kick Rastin's ass and take the crystal... does that mean WE control magic?
'Cause that's pretty awesome. I mean- uh... that'd thwart his plans once and for all. Yeah.
>>
No. 32158 ID: a20bcd

>>32151
The big thing in the background is the crystal? Then covertly tell Hope to somehow do stuff with the thing, while he's not paying attention or something.
>>
No. 32169 ID: cd08c0
File 125081712220.gif - (4.41KB , 400x400 , 263.gif )
32169

>>32153
> "So... you control magic? Like, all of it? Does that mean you can do like whatever you want or something?"
"Potentially. I did mention the 'limited by what they can control' caveat, didn't I? I haven't quite mastered it, but I will, in time.
Actually, I've had my share of screw ups. Awhile ago I tried to do something I wasn't prepared for, and some fragments of the crystal shot off and scattered. It's not a big deal, but it does mean I can't access those fragments until I find them again. They're not very powerful on their own, but it's a princible of the thing. You could think of them as very narrow elements of the godhood I've acquired."
"... lack of control is very dangerous, with this sort of thing."

> "Could I just SHOOT the crystal?"
"It's indestructable to normal weapons, and abnormal, and pretty much anything else you want to throw at it. It is Magic, after all. How could you destroy Magic?
... I suppose you could banish it. But I don't think you're the kind of person who can do that."

>>32156
> "So wait... If I kick your ass and take the crystal... does that mean I control magic?"
"Well, you'd have to kill me first.

It attunes to the owner. It can only be used by the owner. At least in its truest form. It's made finding the fragments a bit more difficult than I'd like. There are a few complicated ways to change ownership...
... but the simplest means you'd simply have to kill me."
>>
No. 32170 ID: cd08c0
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32170

>>32153
> "Are you human?"
"As human as you."
>>
No. 32171 ID: c42be6

>>32151
Just shoot him, already.
>>
No. 32173 ID: 9e9b47

He's not even fighting back or raising an arm to defend himself...

Does he want us to kill him or something?
>>
No. 32181 ID: f44349

>>32173
>Does he want us to kill him or something?

ITS A TRAP!
>>
No. 32189 ID: 7eda8b

"Hey, I'm just gonna check if you're bluffing, akay?"

Then shoot him in the face.
>>
No. 32190 ID: cd08c0
File 125081998997.gif - (4.58KB , 400x400 , 265.gif )
32190

>>32173
> "... you're not even fighting back. Do you want me to kill you or something?"
"Oh, heavens no! I'm sorry, did you want to fight now? It's just that... you're essentially the first person to make it this far! How could I resist the chance to gloat?"
>>
No. 32191 ID: cd08c0
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32191

"However, if you want to fight, I'll certainly oblige you. After all..."
>>
No. 32192 ID: cd08c0
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32192

"... I intend to live for a very long time!"
FFFFF--
>>
No. 32193 ID: 98dab8

Who thinks he's got a phylactery somewhere?
>>
No. 32194 ID: cd08c0
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32194

"Now, now, you've gone and broken my table! For shame."
FINAL BOSSES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT THIS WAY.
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No. 32196 ID: f44349

>>32192
>>32194
FUCKING ASS!
KILL HIM TO DEATH
KILL THE PISS RIGHT OUT OF HIM
>>
No. 32197 ID: a20bcd

>>32194
Coffee. Drink it
>>
No. 32198 ID: 9e9b47

>>32193

He just said we only killed one clone. It's gonna be more like The Emperor in the Star Wars Extremely Horrible Expanded Universe. Tons of bodies to hop to.

Anyhow SHOOT HIM!
>>
No. 32199 ID: a20bcd

>>32194
There is only one way to permanently kill him: PUNCH HIM IN THE SOUL!
>>
No. 32202 ID: 034a30

>>32199
Though a viable idea, we have no idea how to do that.

>>32194
Have Kara and Prevous occupy Rastin while the others distract/eliminate/recruit the robot somehow.
>>
No. 32211 ID: 6faa8c

DRINK COFFEE RECEIVE POWER. TRUST US KARA.
>>
No. 32212 ID: cd08c0
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32212

>>32196 >>32198
> FUCKING ASS!
> KILL HIM TO DEATH
> KILL THE PISS RIGHT OUT OF HIM
> SHOOT HIM!
"Of course, failing eternal life..."
HOLY CRAP HE'S FAST.
>>
No. 32213 ID: cd08c0
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32213

"... I'd settle for having a lot of fun before I go~!"
>>
No. 32215 ID: cd08c0
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32215

>>>>32211 >>32197 >>32145 >>32118
> COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE!
Why do you keep screaming for coffee?! This is hardly the time!
FINE, IF IT WILL SHUT YOU UP.
>>
No. 32216 ID: cd08c0
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32216

"Yoink~"

...

SON OF A
>>
No. 32217 ID: 9e9b47

I think it's time those teammates of yours made themselves useful.

BUMRUSH! Prevous go in first, and everyone else just try and dog pile him. Maybe George can wand him.
>>
No. 32219 ID: 6164e0

>>32216
HE JUST STOLE YOUR COFFEE!

NOW, IT IS YOUR LIFE MISSION TO DRINK THAT COFFEE.
>>
No. 32220 ID: 6faa8c

>>32216
SON OF A BITCH

GIVE THAT BACK
>>
No. 32228 ID: 034a30

>>32216

Have the others surround him, limit his mobility! You can't kill what you can't hit!
>>
No. 32238 ID: cd08c0
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32238

>>32220
> "GIVE THAT BACK."
"Now what would be the fun in that?"
>>
No. 32239 ID: cd08c0
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32239

>>32217
> BUMRUSH! Prevous go in first, and everyone else just try and dog pile him.
Oh god, Prevous, you are so slow.
>>
No. 32240 ID: cd08c0
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32240

Jeslyn grabs Rastin's leg!
"YOINK, BITCH."
>>
No. 32241 ID: cd08c0
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32241

"... you bloodied my cravat."
>>
No. 32243 ID: 5fe4a8

>>32241
Look out! He's probably going to go on the offensive now, so forget about hitting him for a second and get ready to dodge the shit out of something.
>>
No. 32252 ID: 9e9b47

>>32241

Put away gun for a moment, rush it to battle with FISTS!

I'll bloody more than your cravat motherfucker!
>>
No. 32282 ID: cd08c0
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32282

>>32243
> Look out! He's probably going to go on the offensive now!
What? Why do you say that? He's barely even attacked so--
WOAH HOLY CRAP.

Jeslyn SLAMS Kara out of the way before she can have Rastin's GOD HAND plow through her torso.
>>
No. 32283 ID: cd08c0
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32283

"... you still owe me for my shop..."
>>
No. 32284 ID: cd08c0
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32284

>>32252
> rush it to battle with FISTS!
No need, Rastin comes to her.

The force of the blow shudders through her arm. If it weren't for her GODLY GLOVES, Kara's certain it would've shattered into a million pieces by now.
As it stands, she can just barely match him.

"It's so much more personal this way, isn't it?!
Up close truly is the best form of combat!"
>>
No. 32288 ID: fdc826

>>32284

Continue with the fistfight, then, suddenly, kick him right in the nuts. No amount of magic can protect you from that.
>>
No. 32289 ID: 9e9b47

>>32284

SMASH Rastin up good. Or at least try. He's still holding your coffee, and presumably can't fight as well right now. If he drops the coffee, wait for a cheap shot from the bastard before diving to catch it.
>>
No. 32294 ID: ed8d8a

>>32288
no amount of magic? a 5 dollar athletic cup can...
>>
No. 32296 ID: 77571f

>>32294
But that's not very magical, now is it?
>>
No. 32297 ID: 6faa8c

>>32284
>Up close truly is the best form of combat

"Hand to hand... is the basis of all combat!"

greyfox.jpg
>>
No. 32299 ID: 9e9b47

>>32296

How about an anti-impact runic cup forged from mithril by dwarves?
>>
No. 32300 ID: 034a30

>>32284
SHOOT HIM POINT BLANK. Be wary of any Gurren shade fragments that may result; they'll take an eye out.
>>
No. 32326 ID: cd08c0
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32326

>>32288
> Continue with the fistfight, then, suddenly...
Was that cheating, Rastin?
>>
No. 32327 ID: cd08c0
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32327

>>32289
> He's still holding your coffee, and presumably can't fight as well right now.
That also means that if Kara catches his fist...
>>
No. 32328 ID: cd08c0
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32328

... he can't really block very well, can he.
>>
No. 32330 ID: cd08c0
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32330

"Heh heh... that was... that was truly underhanded. That was good! You'll keep me on my toes.
... Still. I think I'm really hurting here. I think I'm in a lot of pain!
So, I think I'll show you just what it is you're up against.
>>
No. 32331 ID: cd08c0
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32331

"My name is Rastin. And I'm a SNIDE Motherfucker.
And I'm the one that will pierce the heavens, the Earth, and through to tomorrow!"
>>
No. 32332 ID: cd08c0
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32332

"Because... It's FUN."
>>
No. 32335 ID: 9e9b47

I got a bad feeling that is going to produce an unpleasant effect.

>through to tomorrow!
>>
No. 32340 ID: bde1b8

>>32332
COMBAT ROLL!
>>
No. 32343 ID: 77571f

>>32331
>And I'm the one that will pierce the heavens

Yell out, "Enough with the phallic imagery!"
>>
No. 32345 ID: 06fc25

Counter with projectile vomit
>>
No. 32359 ID: e55c57

Previous! DYNAMIC ENTRY!
>>
No. 32367 ID: cd08c0
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32367

"BECAUSE WHY NOT?!"


>>32340
Kara dives out of the way. Somewhere in the back of her mind, she realizes that it came at her completely straight, and was actually a very easy attack to avoid.
>>
No. 32368 ID: cd08c0
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32368

... just before Rastin uses her distraction to hurl her airborne using some kind of fucked up earth... wave... thingy.
Right before jumping after her, magical energy swirling around his fist like some kind of drill.

>>32343
> "Enough with the phallic imagery!"
Rastin is grinning. ASSHOLE.

WHAT NOW.
>>
No. 32369 ID: bde1b8

Shotgun UP.

Use the unreduced, massive Recoil as a dodge.
>>
No. 32370 ID: 5fe4a8

>>32364
He's attacking the ground now! Don't put up with that! Attack the ground harder with FURY FISTS!
>>
No. 32372 ID: f4963f

Use your shotgun's ridiculous recoil to change your path! Possibly spraying him in the process.
>>
No. 32376 ID: 06fc25

Oppose his masculine Yang with your feminine Yin. By which I mean use your feminine wiles to distract him so one of your cohorts can cheap shot him.
>>
No. 32382 ID: e55c57

>>32368
Only one force can match Spiral Energy, and that's unbridled drunken rage. Forget about dodging - attack with all you've got!
>>
No. 32384 ID: cd08c0
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32384

>>32369
> Rocket Jump.

"BECAUSE--"
>>
No. 32385 ID: cd08c0
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32385

"Fuck it."
>>
No. 32386 ID: cd08c0
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32386

Rastin breaks Kara's fall.
>>
No. 32387 ID: 06fc25

>>32386

Find his face and keep punching it until it has the consistency of runny pudding.
>>
No. 32390 ID: cd08c0
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32390

...
Kara stands up. Her braid is all untangled -- Rastin nicked it with his drill.
Rastin is laying here. No doubt he has some cunning trick or asshole move. He...
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No. 32391 ID: cd08c0
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32391

Rastin removes his glasses, holding them out to Kara.

Underneath...
>>
No. 32392 ID: cd08c0
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32392

... he's just a guy.

"Kara... ... we had fun, right? It was... ..."
>>
No. 32393 ID: cd08c0
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32393

... Rastin is dead.
>>
No. 32394 ID: 034a30

>>32393
....huh. That's.... not as satisfying as it should've been.
>>
No. 32395 ID: 331584

Hm, make sure he's dead and then sell his body
>>
No. 32396 ID: 98dab8

>>32392
;_;
>>
No. 32397 ID: 98dab8

So... Attune the crystal. Or fuck with it, at least.
>>
No. 32398 ID: 6faa8c

TOUCH THE HUGE FUCKING CRYSTAL.

PUT ON GLASSES.

BECOME RASTIN.
>>
No. 32399 ID: f44349

>>32392
>>32393
Wh- what? D:

THATS NOT HOW THE FINAL BOSS IS SUPPOSED TO ACT AT ALL. :<
>>
No. 32400 ID: 034a30

>>32398
And then Kara was a Simon.
>>
No. 32401 ID: c42be6

Man, if that is the same Rastin as Apocalyption's is based on, maybe we should actually meet him before Vresch disposes of him.

But that's not relevant to this quest at all, is it? I suppose we should see about doing something about the crystal. Perhaps ask Hope what we should do?
>>
No. 32404 ID: c4e8c0

Take the glasses!
>>
No. 32407 ID: 06fc25

Fix your braid. Priorities, people.
>>
No. 32408 ID: e55c57

>>32399
Seriously! The tower of doom isn't even crumbling to the ground. Now that's shoddy evil engineering.
>>
No. 32409 ID: cd08c0
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32409

>>32398 >>32404
> Take the glasses.
Kara takes Rastin's glasses. He did, after all, give them to her. ... they don't detect as magic in any way.

Kara has received GURREN GLASSES and STORMWATER COFFEE.

>>32399
> THAT'S NOT HOW THE FINAL BOSS IS SUPPOSED TO ACT AT ALL.
No, it's really not.
>>
No. 32410 ID: cd08c0
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32410

>>32397 >>32398 >>32401
> TOUCH THE CRYSTAL?
> Ask Hope...

... uh...

...

...

ffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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No. 32411 ID: bde1b8
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32411

>>32393
...Sleep well, fair troll.
>>
No. 32412 ID: 034a30

>>32410
... oh. Now I get it.
>>
No. 32413 ID: c42be6

>>32410
Looks like we have some escalation on our hands. First things first, we need to establish what she wants to achieve, and how she's going to do it. Then can decide whether we want to stop her or not, and, if so, how. In short: Get a monologue out of her.
>>
No. 32414 ID: c4e8c0

>>32410
Charge and kiss her!
>>
No. 32415 ID: f44349

>>32410
...Well...
...
...Fuck.

I guess we should've seen this coming...
>>
No. 32416 ID: 06fc25

>>32414

Yes. We can rule at her side as the belligerent drunken muscle to her calculating intellect.
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No. 32417 ID: 00bfab
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32417

>>32393
>>
No. 32418 ID: 099247

>>32416
Or we can get extra shooty and claim da big toof for ourselves.

I'd suggest just aiming the gun at her and await what she has to say...
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No. 32419 ID: 1689ab

Look. A situation like this? One thing to do. Go home. Rastin's dead. This is no longer our buisness. Lets just go enjoy our newfound wealth and let the girl do whatever. She's the nice enough sort, right? Whats the worst that can happen?
>>
No. 32420 ID: c4e8c0

>>32419
Dude, she just got some kick-ass magic equipment. What kind of person would she be if she wouldn't whoop as much ass as she can?
>>
No. 32421 ID: 06fc25

>>32419

She could institute prohibition.
>>
No. 32422 ID: c4e8c0

>>32420
Not necessarily Hopes ass, of course.
>>
No. 32441 ID: 2cbe3e

Just demand what Hope is doing. She TECHNICALLY is the only one good with magic, so this may be a good thing.

But I highly doubt it.
>>
No. 32443 ID: 2cbe3e

Also, Rastin dead forever? HA! Yeah right.
>>
No. 32481 ID: 5fe4a8

>>32419
>What's the worst that can happen?

That had better be sarcasm.
>>
No. 32485 ID: 98dab8

>>32443
Reka said in #rubyquest that he is indeed dead, at least as far as this quest is concerned.
>>
No. 32486 ID: 7eda8b

Shoot Hope.
>>
No. 32492 ID: 85a8b4

>>32486
seduce hope
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No. 32502 ID: cd08c0
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32502

> 300 posts?!
New thread created.
>>32501
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