Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/17(Mon)14:10 No. 30784 ID: cd08c0
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Kara wakes up.

GEORGE is here. HOPE is here, asleep in the chair with her BOOK.

On the nightstand is a NOTE, alongside some crumbs.

HUG NOTE
READ GEORGE

HUG GEORGE

>>30784
Pray to Thor to let you borrow Mjöllnir for a few days.

hug george. carry-hug him to the fridge, get properly sloshed.

Check how you feel. Do you feel okay? Hung over? Peaceful? Violent? Oddly lecherous?

Also, read crumbs, clean note.

>>30784
READ NOTE
HUG TOM.. er GEORGE

>>30784
Retrieve arms from drawer.

READ HUG
NOTE GEORGE

HUG NOTE
READ GEORGE

Nowait.
The other way around.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/17(Mon)14:32 No. 30803 ID: cd08c0
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> hug George

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/17(Mon)14:32 No. 30804 ID: cd08c0
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> read NOTE

'Brought you a sandwich from the shop. I will expect reimbursement for the damages to our store.
By the way, you owe me five dollars for the sandwich.
~ Jeslyn ♥'


>>30795
> Status Report
Kara feels pretty okay. She is SOBER. She is NOT VERY ANGRY AT ALL. One or both of these will likely change soon.

>>30794
> go to the fridge
Kara... has no idea where she is right now. This isn't her house.

Ask hope where we are.

Then go about finding prevous, food and booze.

Okay?

Sober?

Not angry?

Oh my. If you're not careful, you might actually get happy for a bit. Might even smile.

>>30804
Notice strange two-tailed cat.
Ponder where the hell it came from.

Also, yeah priority one is FIND OUT WHERE WE ARE AND WHAT HAPPEN so wake up Hope and get ready to have your ear talked off.

>>30809
two tailed? check magic detector! monies is always good, especially since we apparently owe Jeslyn some.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/17(Mon)15:09 No. 30818 ID: cd08c0
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>>30809
> Notice strange two-tailed cat.
Noticed.

>>30805 >>30809
> wake up Hope
Hope stirs after a moment.
"Hm..? You passed out from the attack, so we took you to the hospital. You've been out for three days. You don't remember?"

... come to think of it, Kara doesn't. She remembers getting mind raped, and then she drank coffee, and then everything went black. That must've been when she passed out.
Did Prevous kill the Supervisor?

"... Jeslyn and Prevous have both been staying here to keep an eye on you. If they're not here, they're probably in the cafeteria."

>>30813
> DETECT MAGIC
... It is radiating low levels of magic! Less than George, actually. Maybe a cat with two tails just isn't as far off normal as a cutething.

>>30818
Isn't George just adorable? Rub his little nose affectionately.

Also thank Hope for bringing you here, since you are currently sober and not angry. It's a rare treat.

Then go angrily find some booze.

>>30820
Little? His nose is bigger than hers!

>>30818
Let's see if we can walk...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/17(Mon)16:42 No. 30839 ID: cd08c0
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>>30833
> Let's see if we can walk...
Walking is easy. Kara learned when she two.
She said she felt fine, remember? Just a little sober.

>>30820
> find booze
A brilliant idea, with one tiny flaw: this is a hospital.
Where exactly should we start looking?

> thank Hope
Hope says it was simply the logical decision.

>>30839
tell hope it doesn't mean she doesn't deserve to be thanked anyway.
head to cafeteria to find PEY'J and LANCE.

We should probably pay back the sammich lady for blowing up her store. Also, find out who ate our sammich.

Look for some medical alcohol.
Do you got your shotgun? If not start looking for it.

>>30839
Try finding the Nurse's lounge or something. Maybe they'll have booze there.

Has it really been three days? We must be as hungry as all hell. Go down to the cafeteria.

Look, I dont care where the fuck you find Booze in a hospital, just fucking find some. We aint staying sober for the fun of it here.

>>30844
Hospital food? We can do better than that, I'm sure.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/17(Mon)17:54 No. 30886 ID: cd08c0
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>>30840
> "It doesn't mean you don't deserve to be thanked anyway."
Hope... doesn't really know what to say to that.


>>30842
> Do you got your shotgun?
Kara takes stock of her possessions. She has $7095, and is carrying:
An Ant Farm, a Bottle of Tranquilizer Pills, Clarice, a Grenade Launcher, two Grenades, the Key to the BIGASS TRUCK, an MIB Suit, her Shotgun of FLAMING DEATH, four pairs of Yellow Sunglasses, and a SHITLOAD OF AMMO.

Hope says she is carrying her CELL PHONE and MANUAL.

George is still carrying his PISTOL and the MOX WAND.


>>30842 >>30843
> MEDICAL ALCOHOL
A quick trip to the Nurse's station gets Kara the (annoyed) explanation that, no, they do not have medical alcohol for her. If she really wants to get hammered, though, there's a bar not that far from the hospital.
She also gets a checkout form, which she is grudgingly obliged to fill out.


>>30840 >>30841 >>30844
> Find Pey'j, Jeslyn, & Lance?
Kara heads to the cafeteria.

JESLYN and PREVOUS are here. Lance is nowhere to be seen.

>>30844
> We must be as hungry as all hell.
Now that you mention it, Kara could definitely eat.

>>30886
Don't steal any of prevous' food, but do get some of your own and some for hope and george if they want any.

Buy the most fuckexpensive thing on the menu. Demand it be cooked a very specific, complicated, unusual way. Take on bite. Ask for ketchup. Lol at the highclass trolling. Leave big tip. Ask if they serve any alcohol or alcohol-like beverages in the caf.

>>30886
Okay, lets eat (careful not to touch prevous' food), get in the truck, and hit both a liquor store for beer and save enough to get the Shotgun enchanted somehow so that the recoil from shooting is either neutralized or better yet re-directed into the shot to make it EVEN FASTER.

So that we end up with a SCATTER RECOILLESS RAILGUN WITH BURNING SHOT.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/17(Mon)19:58 No. 30987 ID: cd08c0
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>>30889 >>30890 >>30953
> FOOD

>>30890
> Highclass trolling.
It's a hospital, so Kara basically gets what they'll give her. She does, however, make a big stink about the preparation, gets a lot of aggravated looks, and then confuses everyone with a fifty dollar tip.
It's just as well Kara got her own food. Trying to steal from Prevous might've lost her an arm.
Afterward, everyone is full for the day.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/17(Mon)19:58 No. 30988 ID: cd08c0
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>>30953
> Get in the truck
AND WE'RE OFF. About damn time! Now, where should... we...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/17(Mon)19:58 No. 30989 ID: cd08c0
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... huh.
Kara's pretty sure that OMINOUS BLACK TOWER wasn't part of the skyline last time. How long was she out again?

>>30953
Force doesn't work that way. Even with magic. We can negate the force by making it go somewere else, but making something push on itself is a vastly different sort of thing than the mortal sorcery we have access too. I never really understood why there was additional kick in the first place though, since the shot is supposed to enlarge upon exiting the barrel. Perhaps this enlarging - or the fire part - is explosive. For that matter, I'm sure the shotgun needs to be cleaned at this point.

>>30989
Coupla days.

Ask Hope about OBELISK. Ask to be sure it does not have a laser on top.

Go to Ominous Black Tower. Rape it.

>>30989

Inquire politely as to what precisely the hell happened while we were out.

>>30989
Ignore the tower, remember, your gun is useless until you fix the recoil problem, and since it is very possible that even more high powered mooks might show up, you should get that taken care of NOW.

TO THE MAGIC SHOP, TO ENCHANT YE GUNNE WITH YE RECOIL-NULLING MAGICS

>>31021
Don't forget to show them your magic pussy.

>>30993
How about the recoil is then redirected as a kinetic wave that is targeted in the direction of the shot. Not so much of a SCIENCE! blapheme, more of a force curving.

That sound workable with this worlds magic?

>>31021
>>31023
wouldn't it be of greater utility to just get kara some gloves of super strength? recoil isn't a problem if you're strong enough, and then she could beat someone to death if she ever runs out of bullets or can't find a gun.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/17(Mon)20:59 No. 31035 ID: cd08c0
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>>30993
> WORDS WORDS WORDS
oh. god.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/17(Mon)21:00 No. 31037 ID: cd08c0
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>>30994 >>31016
> Ask Hope about OBELISK.
> WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED.
"It appeared two days ago, over the Paraply building. Rastin must be gathering power. Zombies are becoming more frequent, too, and they've even got some weird robots patrolling around. It'll just get worse the longer he has the crystal. I don't think it has a laser on top. Yet."

>>30999
> RAPE THE TOWER
Shut up, Reverse Satan.

>>31037

Oh fuck. Robots? Robots are generally less hurt by shooting.

Maybe it's time we went to check out this tower. We probably can't take the place by kicking down the door, but we can at least scope it out, maybe sneak inside.

>>31035
Haha George either hears the voices too or just likes mimicking Kara.

Either way: Adorable.

Anyway, go back and get that gun enchanted for less recoil.

>>31037
ANYWAY.

Lets get your gun some enchantment to deal with the recoil. Then we can go hunt down anything and laugh at it.

>>31037
Lasers? Do we like lasers? Who fucking cares. We are not nearly drunk enough to care about this shit. Find that fucking bar. Then lets get pissed and fuck some shit up.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/19(Wed)01:29 No. 31482 ID: cd08c0
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>>31108
> WE ARE NOT NEARLY DRUNK ENOUGH
Kara would agree, but somehow her lack of ability to kill shit seems more pertinent.

>>31025 >>31084 >>31043 >>31022
> BUY MAGIC
Kara goes to Ignometics, which is accomplished via a travel sequence too boring to draw here. Once there she immediately finds Jay and demands goods and services!

Jay says he'll give her $8500 for allowing them to scan the two-tailed cat.
Furthermore, he can apply some shock absorbers to her shotgun, fortified by magic, to reduce recoil at a cost of $6250.
Is that what she wants?

>>31482
That is very much what she wants. Super Recoil Reduction us, Jay!

>>31482
How are we doing for money with that $8500?

Though we do have to pay Jeslyn back...

>>31482

Hell yes.

Also, inform him of the effects of the cat lotion. If they ever want to sell that stuff, they should put "DO NOT INGEST" on the label or something.

>>31482
NO! get super strength gloves instead. she'll be strong enough to deal with the shock, and she'll get to punch through walls as an added bonus!

Ask Jay how much gloves of SUPER STRENGTH would be, and if they would assist in handling tremendous recoil.

>>31486
Oh, hey, now there's an idea. Punching through walls is always welcome.

Can't we just shotgun through walls?

>>31489
what if someone takes away our shotgun? are we going to flail weakly at them, or punch their face through a wall?

I think the more important question here is "Do these fuckers give free beer with purchase?"
And only slightly less important, "Do these fuckers have magical super-beer?"

>>31490
They'd take our gloves too.

Let's just go with the anti-recoil.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/19(Wed)02:59 No. 31495 ID: cd08c0
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> CAT SCAN
Kara recieves $8500!
Incidently, Jeslyn says that $8500 should just about cover all the damages to her store.

>>31484
> How are we doing for money?
After allowing Jay to scan the strange two-tailed cat, Kara now has $15595, at least until she starts paying for shit.

>>31486 >>31487 >>31488 >>31490
> MAGIC GLOVES
Jay says a pair of magic gloves should be easy to make, and would certainly assist Kara withstand recoil. They'd come to about $3995. It's cheaper than the shotgun due to complexity; enchantments become more complex as they layer on top of each other.
However, what she chooses to buy is really up to Kara.

Buy GLOVES.
Buy RECOIL ENCHANTMENT.
Give 4000$ to JESLYN. Tell her we will pay her the rest when we get it [because I know we will].
Ask JAY if he wants a look at HOPE's HEALING HANDS. If we did that already then oops I forgot.

>>31495
"For two doors? That's crap. They're not worth more than a few hundred."

>>31495
Kiss her in the hopes that she'll be too dazed to continue being greedy.

>>31495
also, get the gloves. they're a lot less conspicuous than the shotgun, so we'll be able to surprise people with our GODLY strength.

>>31509
Or maybe to suggest an alternate payment. :3c

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/19(Wed)06:13 No. 31515 ID: cd08c0
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>>31509 >>31512
> kiss Jeslyn

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/19(Wed)06:13 No. 31516 ID: cd08c0
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"You owe me a dollar for the kiss."

>>31497
> "$8500 for two doors? That's crap. They're not worth more than a few hundred."
Jeslyn reminds Kara that the store is missing pretty much its entire front WALL, not just the two doors.

>>31496
> BUY EVERYTHING
Kara's not going to buy both! One would completely defeat the purpose of the other.

>>31511
> Buy Gloves
They're cheaper and more versatile anyway.

Kara has acquired GOD HAN--wait no that's not what it's called. GODLY GLOVES. Yeah, that's it. Her MIGHT is considerably higher for as long as they are equipped. She has regained full use of her shotgun!

Kara now has $11600, and no fucking idea what to do.

>>31516
Find Mexican Jesus, of course. What else.
His powerful combat magic will aid us a against whomever we're fighting.

>>31515
aw, George <3 his wife kissing girls.

Anyway, just pay her back now. Get it out of the way.

>>31516
Ditch Jeslyn, ram truck through dark tower.

>>31518

I'm with finding Mexican Jesus, we can scan him then use him to take out the tower.

Maybe you can get more money by having them examine you. Unless it was just the coffee. In that case you should get more of that coffee-like-thing for extra money (and maybe you'll need it again).

Enchant truck?

>>31531
>Maybe you can get more money by having them examine you.
I like this idea. We are clearly not natural. Actually check yourself with the magic detector first. With the gloves and shotgun off of course.

>>31516
>Jeslyn reminds Kara that the store is missing pretty much its entire front WALL, not just the two doors.
"So? I didn't do that part. Go bug Rastin for money."

Give Jeslyn 300 bucks for the doors and then buy the gloves. If Jeslyn throws a fit, tell her to go to hell.

...Then smile and give her a dollar for the kiss by dropping it on the ground.

>>31598
She has been nice, if a bit greedy, to us since we met her. why would you want to alienate her like that.
We could offer to pay her in installments or something I guess. Stalling without pissing her off inordinately. The important thing is to keep her from thinking of us as an ATM she can withdraw gobs of cash from any time she feels like it. We need that money for boozeImeansupplies

Endless bottleof beer. How much would it cost us?
Can we make it so that we can summon it from anywhere at any time?
Can we make it indistructable?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/19(Wed)20:40 No. 31714 ID: cd08c0
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>>31520
> ditch Jeslyn
There's really no reason to. Even if Jeslyn is annoying, she's already been paid to join the group. She'll stay regardless of whether or not Kara pays her for the store. ... probably.

>>31644
> Stall without pissing her off inordinately.
"I'll pay you later, okay? Right now I need the money for boozeImeansupplies."
Jeslyn reluctantly accepts this condition.

>>31531 >>31553
> Maybe you can get more money by having them examine you.
> We are clearly not natural.
Eh... buh... what? Kara doesn't know what you're talking about. Why wouldn't she be natural?
... anyway, the magic detector says she's completely normal.

>>31518 >>31530
> FIND MEXICAN JESUS
Kara has no fucking clue where to even begin.

>>31520
> ram truck through dark tower.
... you know what? Kara could probably do that. She can't think of anything else she could do to prepare, and Rastin is only going to get stronger the longer she puts it off.
Is there anything else she should buy, do, or check for, before she goes off to save the world?
This is the time for last minute preparations.

Bazooka.

>>31714
Pick up some super coffee before you head on over. And also get a little drunk.

Then pay Jeslyn and drive your way into that tower.

>>31714

Hell let's see if they can magic our car. Offer all the money we got. Cover it with smashing POWAH

>>31714
>> FIND MEXICAN JESUS
>Kara has no fucking clue where to even begin.
Mexico.

WHY ARE WE NOT GETTING FUCKING DRUNK!?
This should be priority 1! Not priority "last minute suggestions!"

Go buy an endless bottle of beer or, fuck, just go to the fucking bar and get some regular beer. WE ARE FAR TO SOBER TO BE DEALING WITH THIS BULLSHIT!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/19(Wed)23:05 No. 31823 ID: cd08c0
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>>31768
>>> FIND MEXICAN JESUS
>> Kara has no fucking clue where to even begin.
> Mexico.
Allow her to rephrase: Kara has no fucking clue where to even begin telling you how stupid that is.

>>31742
> MAGIC CAR
Jay confirms that they can make the truck more durable, but considering it can already drive through most suburban houses and take a direct hit by a grenade, Kara doesn't see why she'd need to.

>>31782
> WORDS WORDS WORDS
You make Kara's head hurt.

Creating ENDLESS ANYTHING is impossible. Ignometics has already told Kara they can't grow or regenerate anything, and furthermore you're not even listening are you.
Kara's ANGER level is now MODERATELY PISSED.

>>31716
> Pick up some super coffee. Also get a little drunk.
Kara doesn't really understand why she needs to get coffee AND get drunk. Doesn't one defeat the purpose of the other...? Still, she's surrounded by NERDS. Asking quickly sets her up with some STORMWATER COFFEE, whatever the fuck that is. Jay says it's strong enough to blast her eyeballs out the back of her head.
She has beer in the truck, lest you forget. She can probably reach a sufficient level of drunk on the way to wherever she's going next.

>>31823
Drink and drive girl. We are now on our way to smash through a building. A certain big black robot guarded Paraply building.

>>31823
Ask the fucking nerds about the tower.
They have all that being smart stuff down, maybe they know how to deal with it.

>>31823

FUCK THE TALKING let's get on the road!!! Pass out some beers to everyone and let's head to the tower to blow that fucker Rastin out of his pants. Drinking and driving and killing is awesome.

>>31823
What's needed to get Kara at prime fighting potential?

>This is the time for last minute preparations.

But... there must be something else you can do!
Think of the sidequests, Kara! Think of those poor sidequests!

Fuck side quests, this is a low level run.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)00:53 No. 31890 ID: cd08c0
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>>31829
> Ask nerds about stuff.

> Stormwater Coffee
Stormwater Coffee is made by magically distilling coffee beans. The coffee itself isn't magic, just the process. This also means that once they've crafted the process, making the coffee itself is as cheap as any other coffee, and can use any type of bean, although cheaper kinds might effect taste. The name 'Stormwater' comes from the odd effect it has on the water used in brewing, and ... why did Kara care about this? It feels like pointless exposition nobody asked for.
Hypothetically, the same idea could be used with fermenting beer, but they haven't even started the research on that yet. Maybe in a few years or so they can share the fruits of their labor.

> The Tower
Aside from making the Paraply building much taller than it used to be, the Ignometics staff doesn't know what's up with the tower. It seems to be made out of stronger than normal materials, but Kara should still be able to get in.

> Rastin
Jay doesn't have any idea what Rastin might be capable of. Nobody ever sees Rastin, outside of his broadcasts. However, according to the sorting algorithm of evil, he's probably quite powerful. After all, he's the final boss, right?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)00:53 No. 31891 ID: cd08c0
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>>31828
> Drink and drive, girl.
Kara is now MODERATELY DRUNK. Drunk enough so that saving the world seems like a damn good idea, anyway.

...

...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)00:53 No. 31892 ID: cd08c0
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"Kara? Do you think of yourself as a hero?"
FFFF Hope is talking.

"Heros become heros after they do things and..stuff."

>>31892
"no."

>>31892
"...A hero? They shot me, I shot them back. That's what it boils down to."

>>31892
Sure, we're a hero. We fight evil, right? And we saved that kid once. Although after that...

A little heroic, maybe. We're like a three on the hero scale. We're better than Aquaman, at least.

"Hell yeah I do! Check this out!"
Then belch as loud as you can.
"If that aint heroic, I dont know what is."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)01:41 No. 31910 ID: cd08c0
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Kara actually thinks about that question.

> "... A hero? No. Heroes become heroes after they do things."

"That's true. I was just thinking. You know, in the olden days, like of Greek and Norse mythology, a hero wasn't always someone who was nice. In fact, a lot of them were jerks.
Back then, a hero was just anyone who could do amazing things. It was anyone who had the power to stand among the gods."

...

> "A little heroic, maybe. We're like a three on the hero scale."

"... well, it's probably not important."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)01:41 No. 31911 ID: cd08c0
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> "We're better than Aquaman, at least."

...

...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)01:41 No. 31912 ID: cd08c0
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...

WELL WE'RE HERE.
Funny, it's somehow... less impressive than Kara was expecting. But it probably doesn't matter, since things are going to be exploding soon anyway.

There seem to be some guards out front. How should we do this?

>>31912
If the truck looks like it'll fit through those double doors there, don't stop until we're inside. Otherwise, see how many of them you can run over before you open fire.

Either way, make sure everyone's got a gun ready. Make sure someone uses those grenade launchers.

>>31912
Our foot is still on the gas, right? Tell everyone in back to hold on tight, and just keep going.

How convenient, they're lined up for us. See if you can take both of the ones on the right out with the car, and open up on the other two with the shotgun.

>>31912
Hm...
I'm tempted to just say RAM VEHICLE DIRECTLY INTO DOOR
But... I get the feeling that would just end with us surrounded.
Ah-ha!
RAM VEHICLE DIRECTLY INTO AS MANY DUDES AS POSSIBLE
ALSO PROCEED TO SHOOT SURVIVORS

>>31912
Onward into battle, charge in on your mighty steed, with a song on your lips!
SONS OF THE GODS
TODAY WE SHALL DIE
OPEN VALHALLAS DOOR
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN
WITH SWORDS IN THE WIND
HAIL GODS OF WAR

>>31912
Time to see how those super-strength gloves work in conjunction with grapplin and shotgun shenanigens.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)03:52 No. 31943 ID: cd08c0
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>>31914 >>31915 >>31916 >>31918 >>31920
> RAM VEHICLE DIRECTLY INTO DOOR
Oh hell, we all knew it would come to this.
Kara hits the gas, charging towards the guards with reckless abandon. Before the point of impact, she swerves a bit, trying to take out the two on the right before slamming through the doors.

She hits both head on, completely shredding the Sweeper underneath the truck. Unfortunately, despite slamming directly into it, she fails to completely total this... weird... robot looking... thing, which is still on the hood of her car.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)03:52 No. 31944 ID: cd08c0
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"DIRECTIVE 004 INITIALIZED."

... huh.

>>31944
Well, you have a shotgun. Put it to use.

The robot's tougher than the Bigass Truck?! Inconceivable!
Your other weaponry probably won't do much, either, but that's okay. Your business is with Rastin.

Charge past the robot, tell the receptionist about your urgent appointment, and make for the stairs.

Hit the brakes so it flies off, then lean out the window and shoot it.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)05:30 No. 31957 ID: cd08c0
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>>31949 >>31956
> Shoot it.
Well, if you want to take the obvious route.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)05:30 No. 31958 ID: cd08c0
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... God damn what are these things made of?! Kara's attacks are certainly having an effect, but it doesn't change the fact that these things are crazy durable. And now it's shooting back at her. That's just great.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)05:31 No. 31959 ID: cd08c0
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>>31954
> Fuck it.
Kara has better shit to do. Thankfully these things are rather slow.

Hope reminds Kara that they need to be head lower. Rastin should be in the second sub-basement, so that means...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)05:31 No. 31960 ID: cd08c0
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... oh come on this is not even remotely fair.

Rip that door off and use it as a shield.

Enter frenzy
Kill
Please Odin
Advance
Repeat

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)07:08 No. 31975 ID: cd08c0
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>>31961 >>31962
> Rip door off
> Enter frenzy
No problem for Kara's GODLY STRENGTH!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)07:09 No. 31976 ID: cd08c0
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Mental Note: Telekinesis is a Psychic Attack.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)07:09 No. 31977 ID: cd08c0
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Ow.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)07:10 No. 31978 ID: cd08c0
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Okay, that hurt, but... but Kara is totally okay. Yeah. Now what?!

>>31978
They have HUGE BOTS! HUGE BOTS TO SHOOT AND KILL!

>>31978
Tell George to use his wand ... somehow.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)09:55 No. 31987 ID: cd08c0
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>>31981
> "George! Use the wand ... somehow!"
SURE WHY NOT. NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
George used the MOX WAND on the Supervisor!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)09:56 No. 31988 ID: cd08c0
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... huh. Well, that took care of that problem. Wonder what happened to him? Probably not important.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)09:57 No. 31989 ID: cd08c0
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> Meanwhile, animated.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)09:57 No. 31990 ID: cd08c0
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WELL THAT WORKED WELL. LET'S TRY IT ON THE ROBOT.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)09:57 No. 31991 ID: cd08c0
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> animated

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)09:58 No. 31992 ID: cd08c0
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... That didn't work as well.

>>31992

...Well, guess we can go below now, right?

Technically nothing stopping us from getting to Rastin, even though to doomed the city to be besieged by a ginormous robot.

>>31992
Awesome! Zap the floor!

Remind the robot that so long as density remains the same, mass increases proportionally to volume, while muscle power (organic, hydraulic, or otherwise) increases proportionally to surface area.

In other words, mass is cubed while strength is squared. The robot should collapse on itself if it tried to move.

Let's focus on the Rastin problem for now. I think.

>>31995
THE MOX WAND CARES NOT FOR YOUR PETTY PHYSICS.

>>31992
I'd say it worked perfectly.

>>31995
...magic

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)11:44 No. 32015 ID: cd08c0
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>>31995
> The robot should collapse on itself if it tried to move.
And yet it didn't.

>>31993
> ... Well, guess we can go below now, right?
It's the funniest thing: the two Scrubbers left don't put up any sort of fight at all! They just let Kara's group walk on by.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)11:45 No. 32016 ID: cd08c0
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>>31994
> Zap the floor!
It doesn't save them, though.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)11:45 No. 32017 ID: cd08c0
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Kara enters the first basement. According to Hope, there's a second basement right below this one, where Rastin is, along with his MAGIC CRYSTAL. There's also a speaker system here, which for some reason is pumping out a constant stream of techno music.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)11:46 No. 32018 ID: cd08c0
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"STOP, SIGURD! We, the Sweepers, are tired of being thought of as mere cannon fodder! Now we have banded together, to make our final stand! We stand here as one! Prepare yourself! This ends now!"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)11:46 No. 32019 ID: cd08c0
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. . .

Shotgun everyone. Punch the rest.

Say "Just fuck off and I probably won't kill you."

Shotgun should take out plenty at once. Go for it.

rape them all to death

Fist fight.

All of them.

Punch one in the face. The resulting explosion of gore and shattered bones should make effective anti-sweeper shrapnel.

>>32019
MOX THEM

>>32019


Set a new Rate of Fire record with the shotgun.

>>32018
"...If you're tired of being canon fodder then why are you working for this 'Rastin' asshole?
Couldn't you... idunno... just go home?
I mean... even if you DID beat us, we're totally gonna kill most of you..."

...Failing that...

SHOTGUN TIME

Try to convince them to join you. You give better benefits (like not getting killed) and have budgeted a generous booze-fund.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)13:09 No. 32053 ID: cd08c0
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>>32020 >>32024 >>32029 >>32034 >>32035 >>32045
> Kill them.
Done.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)13:09 No. 32054 ID: cd08c0
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Kara swerves through the corridors, which mostly seem to be empty, and GOD DAMMIT THIS TECHNO MUSIC IS ANNOYING.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)13:10 No. 32056 ID: cd08c0
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Eventually she comes to the last leg of her journey.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)13:10 No. 32058 ID: cd08c0
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... huh. What're these?

>>32058
...ask Hope. She seems to know everything.

>>32058
CLOOOOONES!
...But of who?

>>32058
I don't know, maybe you should kick them open?

>>32058
DESTROY THEM! THIS IS WHERE RASTIN GETS HIS ARMY!

There seems to be a button associated with each.

Press buttan.

>>32058

Well, you're in the "LONING LAB", so I guess they're loning vats.

Watch out though, some sweeper lones might pop out unexpectedly.

I have a bad feeling we're not going to like who they've been cloning.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)13:48 No. 32078 ID: cd08c0
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>>32060
> Ask Hope
For possibly the first time ever, Hope says she doesn't know. Well, she doesn't know what they're for. But they are obviously clones.

>>32063
> ATTACK OF THE CLONES
There aren't nearly enough capsules for a clone army! There are maybe ten or so in the entire room.

>>32064
> There seems to be a button associated with each.
Actually, they're tiny screens with readouts displaying the name and status of each.

>>32066
> I have a bad feeling we're not going to like who they've been cloning.
Well, there aren't any Kara clones, if that's what you mean. But some of these names are... odd.

>>32078

Holy crap it's that black guy you pushed earlier!

I mean... maybe we wanna do something about that Rastin clone.

>>32078

This room is full of convoluted bullshit.

Break everything and set some shit on fire, 'cause that's how you roll.

>>32078
Maybe you are the latest in a long line of Karas, Nics, and Rastins, repeating the same thing over different times or dimensions for some weird reason.

>>32081

She said there's no Karas. I thought sort of the same thing.

>>32082
Then maybe she's here to break the chain.

Open one of the pods, or find some sort of feed-in tube and pour some beer in it. For the lulz.

>>32082
It's a big evil tower. Who's to say there's not more than one cloning lab?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)14:32 No. 32094 ID: cd08c0
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>>32079 >>32080
> Maybe we wanna do something about that Rastin clone.
Yeah. Maybe we do.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)14:33 No. 32096 ID: cd08c0
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. . .

>>32096
Just... walk past him. This is too pathetic.

... right. General Ackbar time.

>>32096
SHOOT HIM OH GOD DO IT ALREADY

>>32096

Try to light him on fire, somehow, without killing him right away.

Lighting a sleeping dude on fire has too many potentially hilarious consequences for me to care if this is a trap.

>>32099
Admiral, not general.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)15:38 No. 32107 ID: cd08c0
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>>32099 >>32101 >>32102
> IT'S A TRAP!
> light him on fire.
Kara has only one means of creating fire.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)15:38 No. 32108 ID: cd08c0
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Going down.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)15:38 No. 32109 ID: cd08c0
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. . .

*ding!*

. . .

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)15:39 No. 32110 ID: cd08c0
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"Hi there! Would you like some tea?"

>>32110
Irish tea?

>>32110
Is it your birthday?

If so, yay! Surprise party!

>>32110
ಠ_ಠ
What.

>>32110

Twenty minutes ago, in my quest, I made a teleporting, faceless zombie wave at the main character from outside of a window.

And yet, I still say:

wat

>>32110
Coffee time naow

>>32110
This is the most elaborate method of throwing someone a surprise party I have ever seen.

>>32110

Look let's get some answers. This shit was planned, and if this was planned this guy's got a plan if you just rush in. Play his game for a bit and see what this fucker's all about.

Make sure the others are on that robot in case it attacks. You can take Rastin if need be I think.

Well I hope.

...inb4demon

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)16:23 No. 32130 ID: cd08c0
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>>32113

> Jeslyn looks at Kara. "Is it your birthday?"
"NO! It is not my fucking birthday."

> Prevous is already running into the room. "Yay! Surprise party!"
"IT IS NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY."

Kara's ANGER status is now FFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)16:24 No. 32131 ID: cd08c0
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> "IT IS NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY."

Rastin calmly sips his tea. "I know."

"THEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS."

"Because it was funny."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)16:24 No. 32132 ID: cd08c0
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>>32118
> Coffee time naow.
NO. NO IT IS NOT COFFEE TIME NAOW. Now... now is the time when Kara needs a drink.

>>32112
> "... Irish tea?"
"Sorry," Rastin says, "Only decaf."

>>32132
Flip the fuck out. Go berserk on his ass. Smite him with your righteos fury.

>>32132

Sit down and demand ANSWERS. I guess he's not gonna try and attack outright. Tell him you've killed his clone, so his nefarious plan has been ground to a halt.

Why would you not kill him? That was like the whole idea right there.

>>32136

Oh right, threaten with GUN

Wait, it's probably just a clone or something. See anything SUSPICIOUS?

>>32135
>Tell him you've killed his clone, so his nefarious plan has been ground to a halt.

What.
No, don't do this, this is fucking stupid. Let him assume the clone is fine so he thinks he won't be able to permanently kill him.

>>32139

I'm pretty sure he knows. Really, I just want to see how he responds. He must know we've bashed apart his entire fort, after all, and seeing the banners makes me sure he's been watching us the whole time anyhow.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)16:43 No. 32141 ID: cd08c0
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>>32134
> Flip the fuck out.
Oh god so tempting.

>>32135
> Sit down and demand ANSWERS.
There is nowhere to sit. Rastin has the only chair.

> "I want ANSWERS."
"I'm sure you have a lot of questions, so before we do our little fight to the death, I'll answer them to the best of my ability."

> "... I killed your clone, so your nefarious plan has been ground to a halt."
"Really now. Oh dear, whatever shall I do, now that I am out one clone. Truly, you have wounded me."

>>32141
Compliment him on his glasses.

>>32141

Ask him who the fuck he is. Really. I mean, all we've heard is that this dude's found crystals and was all mysterious before that. How did he amass so much power so quick?

>>32141
>I am out one clone.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

CHUG THE COFFEE. IT'S SIGURD TIME.

>>32141
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
I MEAN, MAGIC!? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! WHERE DID THAT SHIT COME FROM?!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)17:25 No. 32150 ID: cd08c0
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>>32147
> "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
"Why, I thought that should be obvious. I'm Rastin. The one who'll sit on the throne of this world."

>>32144
> "How did you amass so much power so quick?"
"Oh, I found the crystal, of course. The person who attunes to it gains limitless power, limited only by what they can manage to control.

>>32147
> "Where did magic come from, anyway?!"
"Oh, that's a fun question. It comes from the crystal."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)17:25 No. 32151 ID: cd08c0
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"Except... that's not exactly right, you see. You see, it's not that the crystal dispenses magic. It's that the crystal IS magic. It is the very personification of what magic is. How should I explain it?
Before, you could think of the crystal as 'turned off'. It existed, but wasn't doing anything, and nobody could use it. But after I found it, I 'turned it on', and now magic is doing things again, because that's what magic does.
Of course, the person who can do the most with magic is the person who owns magic itself.
Do you understand? The crystal Is Magic."

...

>>32143
> "Your glasses are nice."
"Thankyou. They're a recolour from my favorite anime."

>>32151

So... Rastin controls magic? Like, all of it? Does that mean he can do like whatever he wants or something?

Also, can we just SHOOT that crystal? If it breaks that seems like a good ending right there.

Ask him if he's human.

>>32151
Uh... whats Hope doing...?

. . .

So wait... If we kick Rastin's ass and take the crystal... does that mean WE control magic?
'Cause that's pretty awesome. I mean- uh... that'd thwart his plans once and for all. Yeah.

>>32151
The big thing in the background is the crystal? Then covertly tell Hope to somehow do stuff with the thing, while he's not paying attention or something.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)18:12 No. 32169 ID: cd08c0
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>>32153
> "So... you control magic? Like, all of it? Does that mean you can do like whatever you want or something?"
"Potentially. I did mention the 'limited by what they can control' caveat, didn't I? I haven't quite mastered it, but I will, in time.
Actually, I've had my share of screw ups. Awhile ago I tried to do something I wasn't prepared for, and some fragments of the crystal shot off and scattered. It's not a big deal, but it does mean I can't access those fragments until I find them again. They're not very powerful on their own, but it's a princible of the thing. You could think of them as very narrow elements of the godhood I've acquired."
"... lack of control is very dangerous, with this sort of thing."

> "Could I just SHOOT the crystal?"
"It's indestructable to normal weapons, and abnormal, and pretty much anything else you want to throw at it. It is Magic, after all. How could you destroy Magic?
... I suppose you could banish it. But I don't think you're the kind of person who can do that."

>>32156
> "So wait... If I kick your ass and take the crystal... does that mean I control magic?"
"Well, you'd have to kill me first.

It attunes to the owner. It can only be used by the owner. At least in its truest form. It's made finding the fragments a bit more difficult than I'd like. There are a few complicated ways to change ownership...
... but the simplest means you'd simply have to kill me."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)18:12 No. 32170 ID: cd08c0
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>>32153
> "Are you human?"
"As human as you."

>>32151
Just shoot him, already.

He's not even fighting back or raising an arm to defend himself...

Does he want us to kill him or something?

>>32173
>Does he want us to kill him or something?

ITS A TRAP!

"Hey, I'm just gonna check if you're bluffing, akay?"

Then shoot him in the face.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)18:59 No. 32190 ID: cd08c0
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>>32173
> "... you're not even fighting back. Do you want me to kill you or something?"
"Oh, heavens no! I'm sorry, did you want to fight now? It's just that... you're essentially the first person to make it this far! How could I resist the chance to gloat?"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)19:00 No. 32191 ID: cd08c0
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"However, if you want to fight, I'll certainly oblige you. After all..."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)19:00 No. 32192 ID: cd08c0
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"... I intend to live for a very long time!"
FFFFF--

Who thinks he's got a phylactery somewhere?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)19:00 No. 32194 ID: cd08c0
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"Now, now, you've gone and broken my table! For shame."
FINAL BOSSES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT THIS WAY.

>>32192
>>32194
FUCKING ASS!
KILL HIM TO DEATH
KILL THE PISS RIGHT OUT OF HIM

>>32194
Coffee. Drink it

>>32193

He just said we only killed one clone. It's gonna be more like The Emperor in the Star Wars Extremely Horrible Expanded Universe. Tons of bodies to hop to.

Anyhow SHOOT HIM!

>>32194
There is only one way to permanently kill him: PUNCH HIM IN THE SOUL!

>>32199
Though a viable idea, we have no idea how to do that.

>>32194
Have Kara and Prevous occupy Rastin while the others distract/eliminate/recruit the robot somehow.

DRINK COFFEE RECEIVE POWER. TRUST US KARA.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)19:40 No. 32212 ID: cd08c0
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>>32196 >>32198
> FUCKING ASS!
> KILL HIM TO DEATH
> KILL THE PISS RIGHT OUT OF HIM
> SHOOT HIM!
"Of course, failing eternal life..."
HOLY CRAP HE'S FAST.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)19:40 No. 32213 ID: cd08c0
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"... I'd settle for having a lot of fun before I go~!"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)19:41 No. 32215 ID: cd08c0
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>>>>32211 >>32197 >>32145 >>32118
> COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE!
Why do you keep screaming for coffee?! This is hardly the time!
FINE, IF IT WILL SHUT YOU UP.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)19:41 No. 32216 ID: cd08c0
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"Yoink~"

...

SON OF A

I think it's time those teammates of yours made themselves useful.

BUMRUSH! Prevous go in first, and everyone else just try and dog pile him. Maybe George can wand him.

>>32216
HE JUST STOLE YOUR COFFEE!

NOW, IT IS YOUR LIFE MISSION TO DRINK THAT COFFEE.

>>32216
SON OF A BITCH

GIVE THAT BACK

>>32216

Have the others surround him, limit his mobility! You can't kill what you can't hit!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)20:59 No. 32238 ID: cd08c0
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>>32220
> "GIVE THAT BACK."
"Now what would be the fun in that?"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)20:59 No. 32239 ID: cd08c0
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>>32217
> BUMRUSH! Prevous go in first, and everyone else just try and dog pile him.
Oh god, Prevous, you are so slow.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)20:59 No. 32240 ID: cd08c0
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Jeslyn grabs Rastin's leg!
"YOINK, BITCH."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)21:00 No. 32241 ID: cd08c0
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"... you bloodied my cravat."

>>32241
Look out! He's probably going to go on the offensive now, so forget about hitting him for a second and get ready to dodge the shit out of something.

>>32241

Put away gun for a moment, rush it to battle with FISTS!

I'll bloody more than your cravat motherfucker!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)22:20 No. 32282 ID: cd08c0
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>>32243
> Look out! He's probably going to go on the offensive now!
What? Why do you say that? He's barely even attacked so--
WOAH HOLY CRAP.

Jeslyn SLAMS Kara out of the way before she can have Rastin's GOD HAND plow through her torso.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)22:20 No. 32283 ID: cd08c0
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"... you still owe me for my shop..."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)22:21 No. 32284 ID: cd08c0
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>>32252
> rush it to battle with FISTS!
No need, Rastin comes to her.

The force of the blow shudders through her arm. If it weren't for her GODLY GLOVES, Kara's certain it would've shattered into a million pieces by now.
As it stands, she can just barely match him.

"It's so much more personal this way, isn't it?!
Up close truly is the best form of combat!"

>>32284

Continue with the fistfight, then, suddenly, kick him right in the nuts. No amount of magic can protect you from that.

>>32284

SMASH Rastin up good. Or at least try. He's still holding your coffee, and presumably can't fight as well right now. If he drops the coffee, wait for a cheap shot from the bastard before diving to catch it.

>>32288
no amount of magic? a 5 dollar athletic cup can...

>>32294
But that's not very magical, now is it?

>>32284
>Up close truly is the best form of combat

"Hand to hand... is the basis of all combat!"

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>>32296

How about an anti-impact runic cup forged from mithril by dwarves?

>>32284
SHOOT HIM POINT BLANK. Be wary of any Gurren shade fragments that may result; they'll take an eye out.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)23:40 No. 32326 ID: cd08c0
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>>32288
> Continue with the fistfight, then, suddenly...
Was that cheating, Rastin?

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)23:40 No. 32327 ID: cd08c0
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>>32289
> He's still holding your coffee, and presumably can't fight as well right now.
That also means that if Kara catches his fist...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)23:40 No. 32328 ID: cd08c0
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... he can't really block very well, can he.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)23:41 No. 32330 ID: cd08c0
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"Heh heh... that was... that was truly underhanded. That was good! You'll keep me on my toes.
... Still. I think I'm really hurting here. I think I'm in a lot of pain!
So, I think I'll show you just what it is you're up against.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)23:41 No. 32331 ID: cd08c0
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"My name is Rastin. And I'm a SNIDE Motherfucker.
And I'm the one that will pierce the heavens, the Earth, and through to tomorrow!"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/20(Thu)23:42 No. 32332 ID: cd08c0
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"Because... It's FUN."

I got a bad feeling that is going to produce an unpleasant effect.

>through to tomorrow!

>>32332
COMBAT ROLL!

>>32331
>And I'm the one that will pierce the heavens

Yell out, "Enough with the phallic imagery!"

Counter with projectile vomit

Previous! DYNAMIC ENTRY!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)00:30 No. 32367 ID: cd08c0
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"BECAUSE WHY NOT?!"


>>32340
Kara dives out of the way. Somewhere in the back of her mind, she realizes that it came at her completely straight, and was actually a very easy attack to avoid.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)00:30 No. 32368 ID: cd08c0
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... just before Rastin uses her distraction to hurl her airborne using some kind of fucked up earth... wave... thingy.
Right before jumping after her, magical energy swirling around his fist like some kind of drill.

>>32343
> "Enough with the phallic imagery!"
Rastin is grinning. ASSHOLE.

WHAT NOW.