>>270178
Seconding the preparation of C4. But don't get too much into the mist. Shit happens in demonic mist.

Then split the team. Send the Doc and Lick to the trees on your left, we got to make sure the demons don't get through to the buildings and hide there.

Also, keep the team alert. No slacking. Just because you got there fast as fast, doesn't mean a demon in wtf-camouflage didn't already get through and is preparing to take your souls to his master.
Also, we don't now if what we are dealing with is humanoid in appearance. Might be good to keep an eye on the sky and on the ground.

Skalfak 2011/01/10(Mon)09:23 No. 270192 ID: f604d6
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I didn't have a shovel so I "borrowed" the farmer's tractor. Since Agent Smeth called and reported that nothing's come through yet, I'm keeping the team together. The portal isn't that big and I don't want any friendly fire either.

The portal is surrounded by C4 on remote det and now we're just waiting. But when - or if - something comes out, should we just kill it or try to identify it first?

>>270192
Well, it's demons alright. So better be safe than sorry, but make an honest effort at identifying it first. If it seems like something you can capture or at least take down less messy than with C4, do it. We'll need all Intel we can possible get.

>>270192
1. Stay low.
2. Take out emerging enemies.
3. Drive tractor against portal.

>>270192
Kill anything that exits the portal. Demons are creatures of lies and temptation. Better to make them dead before they can speak with you.

You might have to kill the family who lived at the farm as well afterwards. Can't risk that they're possessed.

Anyway, that creeping mist seems a bit worrying. You got any flares to throw into it to illuminate the matter?

Demons can come in many guises, some very much non-standard. The mist itself might, at the very least, be harmful, so try not to breathe it. Perhaps the good doctor could bottle some of it for later testing? We -are- talking about an atmosphere that could be totally alien to this world's.

>>270192
Do you have any weapons capable of stunning rather than killing them? We could interrogate them if they speak english then sell them on the black market.

We'll be selling the corpses either way.

Skalfak 2011/01/10(Mon)11:16 No. 270260 ID: f604d6
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I don't think we can take any samples. We can add "sample-taking equipment" on the shopping list when we get back.

Something's coming. You want a closer look or do I kill it?

Doesn't LOOK dangerous. Continue observing.

Suggestion 2011/01/10(Mon)11:29 No. 270265 ID: 42dbd5
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Clearly kissing dudes.
Open fire!

Skalfak 2011/01/10(Mon)12:04 No. 270286 ID: f604d6
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Skalfak 2011/01/10(Mon)12:06 No. 270290 ID: f604d6
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WHAT

>>270286

It's just a scared kid. Probably drew the short straw for being a scout.

>>270290
Slap that shit out of it's hands and go upside it's head for wasting your time.

Open fire!

>>270290
Murder that shit.

Tell it to drop its weapon and surrender or you will open fire.

Huh.

Well, you could probably very easily disarm it without much trouble. Hold if killing it for a bit, we could probably get some useful information out of it or something

Keep an eye on the portal.
Maybe some real demons are soon to follow.

>>270286
He's just cannon fodder, they're probably watching him to see how many guns are pointed at the portal. Has he spotted you yet? If not you can just camp until the rest of the force comes through, then blow the place to hell (no pun intended).

>>270333
What are you talking about? that is clearly a real demon. Look at the horns! And he is pointing a vorpal plastic knife at the squad!

Tell it to freeze and drop the weapon.

Blow the explosives!

All of them!

All of the explosives!

Clearly it is either a young conscript, an attempt to play on your human emotions of compassion and mercy, or a shapeshifter. Attempt to capture it so we can run experiments on it later.

is that a plaid skirt?

oh murrrr~

Well fuck, now we have an demon.
Safely contain it for atrocious medical experiments.

don't kill her!

pfffft

>>270349
Hell yes.

Tell the doc to keep it sedated and guardd, then turn your attention back at the portal. If this was a scout... well, you catch the drift.

Lick 2011/01/10(Mon)14:20 No. 270370 ID: f604d6
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STOP WHISPERIN', I CAIN'T HEAR YA.

JUST LET ME SAFELY CONTAIN THIS HERE THANG FOR ATROCIOUS MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS AFORE SOMEONE SUGGESTS IT SO WE CAIN GET ON WITH THEM IMPORTANT THANGS.

CAIN I AT LEAST DETONATE THEM SEEFORES? I DIN'T GET TO BLOW UP NONE 'CAUSE A THAT PORTAL DISAPPEARIN'.

>>270370
Noooooo way, we didn't get any money yet from selling demon-torture-porn. Safely bring back the C4, we'll need.

Lick, we promise you'll get to blow up something awesome before this is over.

The portal is collapsed, now back to base, team, and prepare for SCIENCE. SCIENCE OF PAIN, that is.

Lick 2011/01/10(Mon)14:39 No. 270379 ID: f604d6
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THANKS, BUD. THAT'S MIGHTY NICE OF YA.

I'M DRIVIN'.

>>270379
Nope, Ka gets to drive. Her job to fix it so she gets to drive it if she's around.

>>270379
FFFFF- Bad demoman, no 'splosives for you for christmas.

By the way, Lick, could you make a kind of security device for our prisoners? An explosive collar with remote control? Think about it while Ka drives you back to base.

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YEAH, I CAIN MAKE ONE. JIST NEED A POUND A SEEFORE AND A LONG DETCORD.
THINKIN' A WHICH, NEED TA PUT SOME SEEFORE OR SEMTEX ON THAT THERE SHOPPIN' LIST. A COUPLE A THOUSAND POUNDS OUGHTA DO IT. DETONATORS AND SOME DUCT TAPE. MAYBE A COUPLE A SHOVELS.

BUT YEAH, GOOD MISSHUN. SCORE ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS.

Personally I think that the ATROCIOUS MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS should be replaced with COMPLETELY REASONABLE MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS.
We should probably find out whats going on before skipping straight to the torture.

Hahahaha good mission indeed.

Now lets take it back to base so Vergewaltiger can run some tests and see what makes these demons tick.

We still have three spaces left on the team, I believe. This one seemed to be knocked out with a simple knee to the gut, but we need to figure out whether or not these things can actually be killed with conventional weaponry at some point so we can get a priest or a preacher of some sort on the team to bless our weaponry

>>270400
Well we should be able to sell the demonchick into sexslavery for fetish clubs. Although that seems strangely like something they would have planned. Probably safer to just dissect her and sell the parts to various occult asswipes.

It's a good thing we didn't waste our time getting a demonologist, because we just captured a demon expert.

Bring it back and have the doctor look after it. Once it regains consciousness have him give it a nice cup of earl grey and find out why it would appear alone, terrified and with a dinner knife. Once we get its story, if that doesn't already give us info on what's happening, it shouldn't be too hard to find out from it about what's happening with this demon invasion and how to deal with it.

>>270349
I thought the Sergeant Major was about to spank her. It was a good thought.

>>270436

That seems reasonable.

>>270448

This option is still open if it doesn't answer our questions. I'm pretty sure spanking is a totally okay interrogation method.

>>270400
Wait, who's that guy in the passenger seat?

>>270464
The driver of the cab we used to extract. He's obviously very scared because there is a crazy as shit redneck in the driving seat.

I don't think Lick can hear us if we DON'T TALK IN CAPS. I THINK MAYBE ALL THOSE EXPLOSIONS DAMAGED HIS HEARING AND THAT'S WHY HE'S TALKING ABOUT WHISPERING HERE >>270370

HEY LICK HOW ARE YOU AT RADIO TRIGGERED DETONATORS? MIGHT WORK BETTER FOR A CONTROL COLLAR.

That was odd, but mission sort-of accomplished, I guess. Good job, team! Though, honestly, I think you should've just thrown her back in before you blew the popsicle.

VERY NICE WORK THERE MR. DEMOLITION GUY. WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT SEEFORE.

Hm. I guess we'll also have to add shackles and prisoner-keeping gear to that shopping list. Or maybe you'll just have to make do with duct tape.

*sigh*

Things just keep on piling up. We're gonna have to prioritize on our shopping. Esasmus, do you have any specific requests or ideas? Just as an FYI, hooker money (or 'morale spending', if you like) is out of the question, at least until you prove your usefulness sufficiently. Also, you are emphatically NOT allowed to attempt any seduction whatsoever of the hell-girl. Just... don't. Some of these things could have non-standard vaginas. Imagine sticking your li'l Johnny in a woodchipper and you'll be about there.

>>270465

I like him, let's hire him too, see if he wants to be the team's regular driver!

>>270400
Try to hire the cab driver. He seems pretty cool guy, doesn't afraid of tits in the backseat.

Before SCIENCE starts, Skalfak and Vergewaltiger should play the good cop/bad cop game with the demon. Or rather bad cop/horrifying cop.

Then we can find out how demon skin reacts to objects intruding at 1000 mph.