"Mallo.. Whatever shall we do with you? No jail seems to be able to hold you, no force can stop you. You're too dangerous to be let into the public. We'd.. Rather not dirty our hands by killing you.. No, that would be wrong. How about we play a game instead? If you can leave this building alive you're free. Sound good? Oh, and thanks to the magic of Level Progression we've stripped you of all your powers. Looks like you'll just have to get them all back again somehow. but don't' worry, there's plenty of tribute fodder here for you to use." Mallo can feel her awesome powers being drained away. She asks what the catch is.
Tell him it's your religion, does he really want to have to deal with going to court for religious intolerance? ...Actually, you should MAKE this your religion, and get FOLLOWERS. Chaos indeed.
hmmm, he isn't a random smiler, he may actually be harder to beat.
>>227130 yank off his pants
>>227130 MAKE OUT WITH HIM
>>227139 That too. Make him disturb the peace together with you.
>>227138 While your at it You might as well lose yours too
>>227134 Yes. If he argues, show him your ELDER GOD boyfriend and demand he say it's fake again.
>>227138 And say "I really don't see what's so impressive."
>>227173 "Funny, your piece doesn't look disturbed. Want me to fix that?"
>>227134 >>227172 These. Do it. Become Mallo, Consort and High Priestess of the Church of Scientol err Minithulluism. One of the highest religious rituals shall be to become more like His Diminutive Highness through hot three-ways with him and his consort. Summon him for the policeman and proselytize to him together.
>>227247 In fact make the three-way tentaclefuck a prerequisite for conversion.
>Threesome Eww... Mallo would only ever consider fucking minithullu. She has only room for one man in her heart~ >Establish religion Maybe later when she can do some really godly things. >Pants him Now we're talking! Mallo quicklu pulls down the comps pants exposing his manhood to the world. the cop blushes as Mallo comments on his minuscule dick. Before he can reply she runs off again. "Calling all cops, I need backup over at sunny ave! Crazy redhead girl is causing chaos and refuses to smile! Or... wear a top. Mallo continues streaking while yelling obscenities at the cop. MORE XP GAINED
hahaha. good job. let's see, what next.... any places to get explosives? if so then get some and booby trap the pants. when he picks them up, BOOM, troll him so hard.
>>227391 1. Run into nearest source of flammable materials. 2. Take as many flammable materials as you can carry. 3. Ignite all the flammable materials you can't carry. 4. ??? 5. CHAOS!
>>227391 Ok, NOW challenge the mayor to a staring contest.
>CAUSE A FUCKING FIRE DONE! HAHAHAHA MALLO WATCHES AS THE LOCAL KID BOOK STORE BURNS! ALL THE CRAPPY SING ALONG BOOKS AND MANUALS ON HOW TO SMILE TURN TO ASH! HAHAHAHAHAHding
Oh hey, Mallo gained a lv! Mallo can gain a new bitchin power! Or save it up and unlock more shit! Mallo can... Power Up MALLO PUNCH Gain SUPER JUMP Gain TIME FREEZE(Only pauses an instant. Can save from Insta Death Traps and such) Gain MALLO YELL (Stuns some people and activates some traps) EXTEND DURATION OF SUMMON ELDER GOD Or gain a whole new Energy Bar!
>>227414 TIMESTOP
time freeze. eventually SOMEONE will pull out a gun and time freeze will let you dodge bullets.
>>227414 I'm gonna say EXTEND MINITHULHU DURATION, but failing that time stop.
>Time Freeze! FUCK YEAH! Mallo can bend the fucking space time continuum! She can pause time and really fuck someone up now! "Excuse me!" FUCK! It's that damn cop again! "Miss, I'm gonna have to insist you wear a shirt and then you're coming with me." Mallo's getting annoyed... Perfect time to use her new power!
>>227419 Timestop to get behind him, then kick him inna nuts. After that punch him up into the sky so it lands somewhere else, scaring the shit out of some people.
>>227419 Stop time. Strip him naked. Handcuff him upside down to a flagpole.
stop time and PUNCH him, then unfreeze and watch as he flies back without you appearing to have moved.
>>227419 Time freeze. Then steal his pants and underpants. Throw them over a power line. Lets see how he deals with it.
>>227420 This sounds like the only realistic one also WAY fun.
Do as he says and get dressed. In all his clothes. Stop time and strip him naked except for his underwear, which will be on his head. Take your skirt and tear it into strips and use them to hogtie him. Then it's time to IMPERSONATE A POLICE OFFICER.
>Stop Time. >Strip him naked. While Mallo has no interest in seeing his MINUSCULE PENIS again stripping him down would be funny as hell. Mallo uses all her energy to extend the Time Freeze and quickly takes off the cops clothes.
>Wear clothing >Put his underwear on his head and hogtie him with skirt. God you guys are more devilish then Mallo! She fucking loves her new headvoices! Mallo wears the cops clothes as her own and ties the poor fucker up. She whistles a tune as she walks away
"damn it... One day I'll get you back.... One day..."
Mallo has caused enough CHAOS for the day, she needs a break! She goes back to her shitty little apartment. It's not much but it's... Well, not much.
i guess just chill and see if anything good is on TV. and don't worry, pretty sure we all agreed that next upgrade would be to extend the time minithulu stays summoned.
crash on that couch
>>228027 Crash on couch with some ice cream. Watch TV to see if you hit the news or anything else cool happened. Or if there is some place in need of the tender touch of Mallo.
>>228027 Summon yer tentacled boytoy for some cuddles in front of the tv.
What happened to your many children? Did you or Minithulhu eat them all? Let's read one of your old RUDY MANN comic books that inspired you to be what you are today
>>228122 Or watch the RUDY MANN movie if you have it.
>>228027 Masturbate.
>Chill on couch Done >Summon Minithullu for cuddles Fucking done! This is just what she needs after a hard day. Seems Minithullu can stay just a bit longer if all he's doing is chillin. >Masturbate Maybe later. >Watch the News Hell yeah, let's see if anyone's reporting Mallo's latest deeds.
"Chaos in Smile Town!" Fuck yeah! Mallo hopes they caught some good footage of her owning that punkass cop! [i]"Earlier today Smile Town was destroyed by local chaos user...."
"The mysterious Scarlet X!" The fuck!?
Oh HELL NO. That better not be some chick trying to take Mallo's credit! Mallo is fucking FURIOUS now! She's not gonna stand for this!
SON OF A BITCH! she is so going dow- wait, how the fuck are we gonna find her?!
>>229493 No, you're going to leanback for this. Remember how getting attention gets you back in that fucking maze? Let this asssack take all the blame and they'll end up in that maze and die horribly. Meanwhile, become the mayor and order the police to beat the shit out of Scarlet X. Maybe they'll all kill each other a few dozen times - should be fun.
>>229493 RRGH FIND SOMETHING TO PUNCH
>>229507 Agreed, let this Scarlet X live... for now. We need to rest and get back energy for our visit to the mayor tomorrow.
>Leanback ........ Yeah. Mallo's too tired now. She'll kill that bitch tomorrow. For now Mallo cuddles with Minithullu and goes to sleep..
>>229784 !!! A heart! Grab it!
Let Scarlet X take the social credit for now. It may end up giving you extra time before the mysterious four-eyes try and track you down. Sooner or later you'll be doing stuff that nobody would Dare take credit for.
>>230071 Good plan, but I've got something better! Start a massive flame war about the credit. Drama is the best chaos!