>>226850
WHY DON'T YOU PUNCH HIS FACE IN THEN

he is so god damn smug. but from how aloof he is i don't think we can take him... YET. later mallo, he shall be destroyed.

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)04:42 No. 226859 ID: cf68aa
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>PUNCH HIM

FUCK YEAH! MALLO UNLEASHES FUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR ON HIS ASS!

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)04:43 No. 226860 ID: cf68aa
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".... You have 10 seconds left"

FUCK!

>He may be too strong

No shit! If Mallo had all her powers this fucker would be deader then conscience!

point at your eyes and then at him, then walk through the door like a boss.

>>226860
Yell NEXT TIME, 4-EYES! NEXT TIIIIIIME!

ANI Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)04:56 No. 226863 ID: cf68aa
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>point at your eyes and then at him, then walk through the door like a boss.

Mallo does this and while she's still Pissed Off that she couldn't beat 4 eyes it still makes her feel badass.

She walks back to her hometown.

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)04:56 No. 226864 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo remember why she left her home town...

>>226864
Smash that sign.

may as well. gotta start somewhere.

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)05:23 No. 226869 ID: cf68aa
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>Smash Sign

No problem. That damn thing always pissed her off anyway.

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)05:23 No. 226870 ID: cf68aa
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"Excuse me, Miss Mallo"

Mallo turns to see a policewoman. She kindly asks what the fuck does she want and why the hell is her mouth like that.

"Mallo, you know everyone in smiletown must smile. And uh... Well I'm afraid I need to take you to jail for breaking that sign."

At this point Mallo is so pissed that it is no longer a matter of 'if' she should hurt her but 'how' she should.

>>226870
Why don't we just make friends with her~

AHAHHAHAHA punch her in the cunt.

>>226870
Punch that smile off her face. Literally.

Cut hear ears off, just like you cut off your own.

>>226870
Summon your boyfriend.
The sanity loss will do more damage than you ever could - without killing her, anyway.

>>226871
naww, while debilitating it's just one hit. start wit the ears, those need to come off. then fix her face, manually. THEN cunt punch.

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)05:41 No. 226882 ID: cf68aa
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>Combine ideas

Mallo likes that. Though she's not quite Pissed Off enough to rip out the chicks ears everything else is A-OK.

Mallo starts off with a swift kick to the crotch. While Ms. :3 face doubles over in pain Mallo gives her a punch to the jaw. She thinks she heard some teeth fall out.

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)05:41 No. 226883 ID: cf68aa
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Before Ms. :3 has a chance to recover Mallo finishes it off by summoning her Elder God Boytoy.

She's fucking scarred for life now.

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)05:41 No. 226884 ID: cf68aa
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It feels good to be free again.

Now that Mallo has fucked up that :3 faces shit what else should she do? She has a whole city to herself.

>>226884
LET'S GET FUCKING SHITFACED

Let's go to city hall or wherever and proclaim that you are their new ruler. Anyone who disagrees loses their ear privileges, painfully.

i have to agree with the getting drunk idea. a good beer right now would be great.

>>226887
No, no, no, you challenge the mayor to a staring contest for his seat of power.
Ignore what he says and have your boyfriend stare him down.
If he wins, then he gets to continue being the mayor.
If he loses, you take his position.
The city either has a madman passing laws that read "minithulu f'tang", or they have you in control.
Either one works out fine.

>>226889
You know that works perfectly, Mallo gains power by causing chaos. And with this plan, EVEN IF WE LOSE WE STILL CAUSE CHAOS! Let's do it!

>>226884
huh. you are smiling.

seconding hitting the bar.

I dunno, I think we'll have more fun if we start subtle and work our way back up to bringing down the world.

But before anything else, we go get plastered.

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)06:26 No. 226914 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo REALLY likes the Mayor plan but first things first, it's been 3 fucking days since she's had a drink!

She busts into the nearest Bar(About 4 miles away) and binges on anything around her.
Things begin to get crazy.

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)06:26 No. 226915 ID: cf68aa
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But before Mallo can really get to enjoying herself the local jock/idiot Beefcake Blastmountain speaks up.

"Hey Mallo, why don't you cover up before someone sees something, oh wait, there's nothing 'to' see!"

He laughs his ass off and looks around to try to get others to join him. they know better.

the ONLY reason he has not yet had his face punched in is cause Mallo couldn't find him before he was locked up. Mallo is PISSED OFF right now.

>>226915
Make him eat his own arm.

>>226917
i agree, self arm eating is the best way to go.

>>226915
Use him as a club to express your anger at the nearest available cop car.
Or the sidewalk.

Grab him, grab his arm and slowly separate the two. Then beat him half to death with it. And then shove it up his ass. THEN pull it out and make him eat it.

>>226924

Sounds excessive, but ooh so sweet!

>>226915
OH SHIT WE'RE IN RAGE QUEST

>>226976
You noticed that NOW?

>>226979
Hey, I didn't even realize this quest was still running until half an hour ago.

MALLO PUNCH him in the head, repeatedly, until he is a stain on the ground. Then proceed to make a joke to the effect of "Who's flat NOW?"

Man, we can make sure this place was never Smiletown in the first place. We have to go back in time and make sure Timmy's Dad wins the race and Mom's heart. You obviously exsist in the split timeline where he lost, well bitch it is time to go BACK IN TIIIIIME!

 

I forgot this

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)14:56 No. 227105 ID: cf68aa
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>Arm ripping
Mallo will only do such things if she is FURIOUS. Pissed off is not quite good enough, nice idea though.

>Time Travel
Mallo doesn't have enough POWAH yes!

>Punch

Now 'there's' something Mallo can do!

She grabs Beefcake by his shirt and proceeds to punch the FUCK outta him!
Soon he's just a bloody pancake on the groun. Mallo asks him who's flat now fucker!?

Knowing this city though they'll bring him back to life. Doesn't make it feel any less good!

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)14:56 No. 227106 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo is actually feeling pretty good now. No one seems to report the murder so no real chaos is caused but it feel damn good beating the crap outta that dude.
Mallo relaxes and sips her beer.

What now? Mallo needs more of her bitchin powers back.

>>227106
Start the Mayor vs Minithullu staring contest to take over the city.

>>227106
Walk around town half-naked.

>>227106
Whatever you do, wherever you go, stay topless. Chaos will certainly accrue. Consider dancing in front of a highchool.

Arson! fire is very chaotic.

>>227118
And sing as you do so
I don't just want to set the world on fire~

Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)15:43 No. 227129 ID: cf68aa
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>Fire
>Walk around naked

Mmm... Mallo doesn't have anything to start a fire on her at the moment. If she did all of this damn city would be in flames!

Some streaking is easy to accomplish and she already has everything she needs~

Mallo runs outside and climbs atop the city fountain. She shows off her half naked self with pride causing many of the people around her to freeze up.

Half these idiots probably haven't even seen their own partners boobs!

MALLO HAS GAINED XP

STATUS- MILDLY ANNOYED Mallo 2010/09/06(Mon)15:43 No. 227130 ID: cf68aa
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After a few minutes Mallo gets bored of all the gasps and steps down.she begins walking to the nearest store for matches when ANOTHER FUCKING COP stops her.

"Excuse me miss, I'm gonna have to arrest you for disturbing the peace"

This man must be new...

>>227130
Flip him the bird and say Fuck da Police. Abscond through the streets while yelling obscenities to the cop.

Tell him it's your religion, does he really want to have to deal with going to court for religious intolerance?

...Actually, you should MAKE this your religion, and get FOLLOWERS. Chaos indeed.

hmmm, he isn't a random smiler, he may actually be harder to beat.

>>227130
yank off his pants

>>227130
MAKE OUT WITH HIM

>>227139
That too. Make him disturb the peace together with you.

>>227138
While your at it

You might as well lose yours too

>>227134
Yes.
If he argues, show him your ELDER GOD boyfriend and demand he say it's fake again.

>>227138
And say "I really don't see what's so impressive."

>>227173
"Funny, your piece doesn't look disturbed. Want me to fix that?"

>>227134
>>227172
These. Do it. Become Mallo, Consort and High Priestess of the Church of Scientol err Minithulluism. One of the highest religious rituals shall be to become more like His Diminutive Highness through hot three-ways with him and his consort. Summon him for the policeman and proselytize to him together.

>>227247
In fact make the three-way tentaclefuck a prerequisite for conversion.

Mallo 2010/09/07(Tue)01:27 No. 227391 ID: cf68aa
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>Threesome

Eww... Mallo would only ever consider fucking minithullu. She has only room for one man in her heart~

>Establish religion
Maybe later when she can do some really godly things.

>Pants him

Now we're talking! Mallo quicklu pulls down the comps pants exposing his manhood to the world. the cop blushes as Mallo comments on his minuscule dick.
Before he can reply she runs off again.

"Calling all cops, I need backup over at sunny ave! Crazy redhead girl is causing chaos and refuses to smile! Or... wear a top.

Mallo continues streaking while yelling obscenities at the cop.

MORE XP GAINED

hahaha. good job. let's see, what next.... any places to get explosives? if so then get some and booby trap the pants. when he picks them up, BOOM, troll him so hard.

>>227391
1. Run into nearest source of flammable materials.
2. Take as many flammable materials as you can carry.
3. Ignite all the flammable materials you can't carry.
4. ???
5. CHAOS!

>>227391
Ok, NOW challenge the mayor to a staring contest.

Mallo 2010/09/07(Tue)04:28 No. 227413 ID: cf68aa
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>CAUSE A FUCKING FIRE

DONE!
HAHAHAHA MALLO WATCHES AS THE LOCAL KID BOOK STORE BURNS!

ALL THE CRAPPY SING ALONG BOOKS AND MANUALS ON HOW TO SMILE TURN TO ASH!

HAHAHAHAHAHding

Mallo 2010/09/07(Tue)04:28 No. 227414 ID: cf68aa
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Oh hey, Mallo gained a lv!

Mallo can gain a new bitchin power! Or save it up and unlock more shit!
Mallo can...

Power Up MALLO PUNCH
Gain SUPER JUMP
Gain TIME FREEZE(Only pauses an instant. Can save from Insta Death Traps and such)
Gain MALLO YELL (Stuns some people and activates some traps)
EXTEND DURATION OF SUMMON ELDER GOD
Or gain a whole new Energy Bar!

>>227414
TIMESTOP

time freeze. eventually SOMEONE will pull out a gun and time freeze will let you dodge bullets.

>>227414
I'm gonna say EXTEND MINITHULHU DURATION, but failing that time stop.

Mildly Pissed Off Mallo 2010/09/07(Tue)04:38 No. 227419 ID: cf68aa
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>Time Freeze!

FUCK YEAH! Mallo can bend the fucking space time continuum! She can pause time and really fuck someone up now!

"Excuse me!"

FUCK! It's that damn cop again!

"Miss, I'm gonna have to insist you wear a shirt and then you're coming with me."

Mallo's getting annoyed... Perfect time to use her new power!

>>227419
Timestop to get behind him, then kick him inna nuts. After that punch him up into the sky so it lands somewhere else, scaring the shit out of some people.

>>227419
Stop time.
Strip him naked.
Handcuff him upside down to a flagpole.

stop time and PUNCH him, then unfreeze and watch as he flies back without you appearing to have moved.

>>227419
Time freeze. Then steal his pants and underpants. Throw them over a power line. Lets see how he deals with it.

>>227420
This sounds like the only realistic one also WAY fun.

Do as he says and get dressed. In all his clothes. Stop time and strip him naked except for his underwear, which will be on his head. Take your skirt and tear it into strips and use them to hogtie him. Then it's time to IMPERSONATE A POLICE OFFICER.

Mallo 2010/09/08(Wed)04:32 No. 228024 ID: cf68aa
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>Stop Time.
>Strip him naked.

While Mallo has no interest in seeing his MINUSCULE PENIS again stripping him down would be funny as hell.
Mallo uses all her energy to extend the Time Freeze and quickly takes off the cops clothes.

Mallo 2010/09/08(Wed)04:33 No. 228025 ID: cf68aa
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>Wear clothing
>Put his underwear on his head and hogtie him with skirt.

God you guys are more devilish then Mallo! She fucking loves her new headvoices!
Mallo wears the cops clothes as her own and ties the poor fucker up. She whistles a tune as she walks away

Mallo 2010/09/08(Wed)04:33 No. 228026 ID: cf68aa
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"damn it... One day I'll get you back.... One day..."

Mallo 2010/09/08(Wed)04:33 No. 228027 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo has caused enough CHAOS for the day, she needs a break!

She goes back to her shitty little apartment. It's not much but it's... Well, not much.

i guess just chill and see if anything good is on TV. and don't worry, pretty sure we all agreed that next upgrade would be to extend the time minithulu stays summoned.

crash on that couch

>>228027
Crash on couch with some ice cream. Watch TV to see if you hit the news or anything else cool happened. Or if there is some place in need of the tender touch of Mallo.

>>228027
Summon yer tentacled boytoy for some cuddles in front of the tv.

What happened to your many children? Did you or Minithulhu eat them all?

Let's read one of your old RUDY MANN comic books that inspired you to be what you are today

>>228122
Or watch the RUDY MANN movie if you have it.

>>228027
Masturbate.

Mallo 2010/09/11(Sat)04:56 No. 229490 ID: cf68aa
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>Chill on couch
Done

>Summon Minithullu for cuddles
Fucking done! This is just what she needs after a hard day. Seems Minithullu can stay just a bit longer if all he's doing is chillin.

>Masturbate
Maybe later.

>Watch the News

Hell yeah, let's see if anyone's reporting Mallo's latest deeds.

Mallo 2010/09/11(Sat)04:56 No. 229491 ID: cf68aa
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"Chaos in Smile Town!"

Fuck yeah! Mallo hopes they caught some good footage of her owning that punkass cop!

[i]"Earlier today Smile Town was destroyed by local chaos user...."

Mallo 2010/09/11(Sat)04:56 No. 229492 ID: cf68aa
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"The mysterious Scarlet X!"

The fuck!?

FURIOUS Mallo 2010/09/11(Sat)04:57 No. 229493 ID: cf68aa
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Oh HELL NO.
That better not be some chick trying to take Mallo's credit! Mallo is fucking FURIOUS now!

She's not gonna stand for this!

SON OF A BITCH! she is so going dow-

wait, how the fuck are we gonna find her?!

>>229493
No, you're going to leanback for this.
Remember how getting attention gets you back in that fucking maze? Let this asssack take all the blame and they'll end up in that maze and die horribly.
Meanwhile, become the mayor and order the police to beat the shit out of Scarlet X. Maybe they'll all kill each other a few dozen times - should be fun.

>>229493
RRGH FIND SOMETHING TO PUNCH

>>229507
Agreed, let this Scarlet X live... for now. We need to rest and get back energy for our visit to the mayor tomorrow.

End of Chapter 1 Mallo 2010/09/11(Sat)22:23 No. 229784 ID: cf68aa
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>Leanback

........ Yeah. Mallo's too tired now.
She'll kill that bitch tomorrow.

For now Mallo cuddles with Minithullu and goes to sleep..

>>229784
!!! A heart! Grab it!

Let Scarlet X take the social credit for now. It may end up giving you extra time before the mysterious four-eyes try and track you down. Sooner or later you'll be doing stuff that nobody would Dare take credit for.

>>230071
Good plan, but I've got something better!
Start a massive flame war about the credit. Drama is the best chaos!