Initiate self destruct.

Baron of Spades 2010/06/30(Wed)12:11 No. 201429 ID: 6b8d8e
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And no, you will not have physical form. In fact save for the occasional twinkle in his eye when your program in synched with a Home Server, you will not be seen at all.

Baron of Spades 2010/06/30(Wed)12:12 No. 201430 ID: 6b8d8e
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No then, please customize your individual. Please nothing complex or he will resist the mental suggestion.

Suggestion 2010/06/30(Wed)12:26 No. 201431 ID: 5d5dbf
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how about we add a belt? does have pants but they are not shown.

Baron of Spades 2010/06/30(Wed)13:20 No. 201438 ID: 6b8d8e
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TORSO
-Default-
UPPER LIMBS
-Default-
LOWER LIMBS
Custom Belt
FRONTAL REGION
-Default hairstyle-

Confirm.

what is this i don't even

BSOD the host.

>>201438
Sure, we have to soften him up a bit before getting out the gimp suit.

wtf. no, you dont have the massice pecs needed for gimp suit nor bare chest.

let me scrub some armor on him at least.

Suggestion 2010/06/30(Wed)13:47 No. 201449 ID: a594b9
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This is now POMPADOUR QUEST.

5Copper!OcWN4aulz6 2010/06/30(Wed)13:51 No. 201452 ID: 707490
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there. a gun holster, 2 pockets and boots.

wich i forgot to color.

Baron of Spades 2010/06/30(Wed)14:06 No. 201461 ID: 6b8d8e
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>>201449
Confirmed. Inserting mental suggestion.

to better sync with hardware implanted, please suggest a -----/////////sassdre35555331
For now it be best to choose a perk that'll keep him alive. Cause if he dies you die.899999999)!@#!!!!!! Design that fits berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr>>>>>>>>>>>>??010100111101

You got 3 choices

2

>>201461
1, there has been too much damn talking. And a greaser should always be ready with their switchblade to show the preppy fucks who really rules high school and down town.

##############################
(1)DRUNKEN FIST!: He gets drunk. A lot. With this Any time he gets wasted he'll get a bonus to his melee skill and rate of fire for ranged weapons.

(2)No 'OFF' Switch: He knows how to talk his way out of a lot of situations, but with your addition he'll be able to blab for hours. People will do as he says either because they truly believe him or because they want him to shut up.

(3):Breaking and Entering: Just about everything has a lock of some kind on it. With this he will gain all the skills you hackers and theives out there have, and he will use any tool available to bypass a lock.

Don't worry, the KROLLPROTOCOL thinks your deciding how he should talk. It won't notice this bit of extra in the order.

TERRAN LIBERATION!
****************************************************------ please confirm.

in that case 3. doors shall not stop us.

>>201467
3

>>201467
1 is very tempting, very fucking tempting. 3 is also pretty tempting.

Oh fuck it. I'm picking 1 even though the chances for it are minimal.

2. Satan's a sweet-talker and so are we. Our words shall command the masses to do our bidding. We. Shall. RULE!

Baron of Spades 2010/07/01(Thu)13:20 No. 201841 ID: 6b8d8e
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Option 3.

Confirm decision.

Confirmed.

Welcome to Stambul City

Population 8 million.

Beginning transfer.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/01(Thu)13:38 No. 201845 ID: 6b8d8e
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"Why the fack did I think this was a good decision?"

Baron of Spades 2010/07/01(Thu)13:48 No. 201847 ID: 6b8d8e
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"Oh I get it. AI. Well I knew this would happen one day. Well, hi. This here's my room, and that there's my bed where I jack off and pass out after getting wasted.
Oh and that stupid program erased parts of my memory when adding those mental suggestions. One of those things was my name. So what the hell should you call me?"

Georgina.

>>201847

Good news you got some sweet perks even if it cost you your name. What would suck is if all you got was a funny accent, but that's not what you got at all. In fact your mental aptitude is completely accent free I would say.

How about Rito Suave. The e is not silent.

>>201857
sounds good.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/01(Thu)18:36 No. 201929 ID: 6b8d8e
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>>201873
"Fine whatever. Well then what do you guys suggest?"

ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS LIVING WITHING APARTMENT BLOCKS 12 TO 42 MAINTENANCE ROUTINES WILL BEGIN IN ONE HOUR. PLEASE VACATE UNTIL ROUTINE IS COMPLETE. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION.

"Well I'm in 14 so..."

>>201929

Oh my god run it's the robotic vacuum cleaners. That was how I got executed!

lets go, don't want to run into the cleaners.

Take your pillow and exit the room.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/01(Thu)22:49 No. 202107 ID: 6b8d8e
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"Cleaners eh? I always wondered what goes into our rooms. But that doesn't explain why my porn drive is wiped every time I get back. Well now I got my pillow, for some reason, and my credit chip with 700 left. I'll be getting my next Terran Welfare check in a week so until then I guess I could booze it up."

BOW BEFORE THE GREATNESS OF THE KROLL.

"I am getting sick of that damn thing."

PAY YOUR TAXES. OR PREFERABLY BOTH TO SAVE TIME.

>>202107
most likely they don't clean so much as vaporize everything and replace it with identical stuff. check out that wanted poster.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/01(Thu)23:34 No. 202124 ID: 6b8d8e
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>>202109
"Kay...uh."

"Hok Tuey. Stambul's most wanted for: Murder, Murder, Slander against the Benevolent Kroll Masters, Counterfeiting, and many more. Extremely dangerous. 10,000 Credit reward."

"10,000. Damn that'd be enough to get me out of this shithole and on to a real planet like Morgot or Kithxa. But these sightings are all on the other side of Stambul so my odds of finding him are real slim."

>>202124
they could be trumped up charges because he said something bad about the kroll. meaning he may not actually be dangerous they just hat him. still, can't hurt to be careful. you got a map? or can find one?

Baron of Spades 2010/07/02(Fri)00:12 No. 202140 ID: 6b8d8e
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>>202126
"I thought you AI knew this crap already. I don't got a map and I don't need one. Most of those sitings were in the other half of the city. The half reserved for native Stambulians, which in case you haven't noticed, I'm not. I only know how to get to the bar which is the only place I care about. Rest of the time I just get a taxi or something like that."

ALL HAIL THE KROLL.

"God dammit there it goes."

PAY THE KROLL TAX OR BE DESTROYED.

well since you don't seem to like bowing to the kroll overlords i think it is safe to tell you that we have been altered before you got us. instead of the accent you got the ability to open locked doors really easy. also some instructions on our side seem to have been left out.

>>202140
Well then lets find a new bar. One with a mixed terran/stambul clientele. Then you might pick up some leads, and if you can't then you can atleast get drunk and experiance inebriation in a new place with new people.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/02(Fri)13:13 No. 202255 ID: 6b8d8e
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>>202161
That's what my bar is. Mixed race. Though I wish they'd get some human strippers, the Stambulians are not easy on the eyes.

>>202141
Well fine whatever. When I get locked out I won't have to call my landlord anymore. But that does not get me drunk right now so excuse me.

well, now when the bar closes you can get in through the back door and get a bunch of free beer, how do you like that idea?

Baron of Spades 2010/07/02(Fri)13:17 No. 202260 ID: 6b8d8e
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Pick your poison

get the strongest thing there. unless of course it would kill you, then second strongest.

>>202260
Order shots and keep on drinking until you think the strippers look hot. Then find some cheap alien whores.

Arsenic, we can use it on our arrow tips.

They don't want that criminal alive, do they?

>>202352
Moron. Arsenic is a slow acting poison. Won't do shit if you tip arrow heads in it. Might dies like, a week later, but not immediately.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/04(Sun)00:52 No. 202997 ID: 6b8d8e
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>>202341
"I tried that once didn't work too well. Especially when I sobered up."
>>202262
"Gimmie you three strongest drinks, and mix em into a jug. Repeat that like five times."

Sir our strongest in Brainsmelter and that does not mix well with other human safe drinks. In fact it becomes a minor explosive I believe.

"Then gimmie five Brainsmelter."

Are you certain.

"Hell yes, I want to get so wasted I forget who I am, or even where to take a dump."

Well lookie here...some jumped up terrie. We don't get much o' that here nowadays...

Baron of Spades 2010/07/04(Sun)01:11 No. 203005 ID: 6b8d8e
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Now what's a terrie doin here? Specially such a fancy lookin' one? I mean you look like that terrie guy...what's his name? The fat thing that sang a lot in a place called. Las Angeles was it? Olvis? Blecis? Mabis?

Elvis?

Yeah, that's the one...he sung a lot didn't he terrie? Can't go past a damned Terrie hab without hearing some old fart play that crap. So terrie, do you sing? You got that singin types hair. So I bet you do.

Your order sir.

Ooooh. Brainsmelter. That there is a tall order terrie? You sure you can pay for all that?

"Shut up and let me fuck myself over in peace."

Oh no terrie. You is a singin type you are. So you better put on a good show.

>>203005
It's over 100 proof, right? Splash it on the lizard and then light it on fire.

[So, when will Family Business return?]

>>203008
When I get a new tablet. currently I'm doing this with my mouse. Much simpler design.

>>203008
there is two of them. that wont work too well.
take your other hand. point at him. pretend your finger is an air plane and have it fly around a little then when he is not expecting it jam it into one of his eyes.

>>203005
"I sing better drunk." [Aka at all]
Then start knocking those drinks back fast as you can.

>>203005
Hey, that guy ain't that Hok Tuey prick whose mug was on that wanted poster, is he?
Maybe not, with the sightings all on the other side of the city; but that's also a good excuse for why he's here now - less people have seen him, so it's not expected that he'd be here.

At any rate, don't let him know you think he might be Hok Tuey, but do try to figure out if he is. If he is, see about getting him wasted enough that you can overpower him and turn his ass-analogue in for the creds.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/05(Mon)04:14 No. 203581 ID: 6b852d
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>>203020
"nah neither of em are hok Tuey. You live here long enough you actually start to tell these Stambulians apart.

>>203018
>>203017
"Mmrrrrrrrrrrrrrow!"

What the Bak are you doing?

Baron of Spades 2010/07/05(Mon)04:15 No. 203582 ID: 6b852d
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"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooouuu!"

Baron of Spades 2010/07/05(Mon)04:15 No. 203583 ID: 6b852d
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"Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzow!"

Baron of Spades 2010/07/05(Mon)04:16 No. 203584 ID: 6b852d
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"Ooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooeeeeeeeeeoeeeeeeeeeeeeveuveuveuveuveuvueveu...."

Baron of Spades 2010/07/05(Mon)04:16 No. 203585 ID: 6b852d
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"WHAM BITCHES!"

What the Bak?!

Baron of Spades 2010/07/05(Mon)04:17 No. 203586 ID: 6b852d
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Using the surprise to his advantage, Rito delivers a punch with all of his drunken rage behind it. The Stambulian's head seems to conform around the fist for a split second before reeling from impact.

>>203581
Well they're a cocky bunch of bastards, I'll give them that. Finish your drinks in quick order, then smash one of the glasses into the face of the one nearest to you. Cut him up a bit, if the other one still wants to play then throw one of the other empty glasses at him before moving in to finish him with the broken glass.

Or if drunken brawling with random aliens aren't your thing then just ignore the fuckers and keep drinking until the strippers look hot.

>>203586
Oh wait you did that already. Ok, just smash a glass and cut the other one a bit to show him not to pick fights with drunk greasers.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/05(Mon)04:20 No. 203589 ID: 6b852d
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This starts a chain reaction as all the bottled up bigotry erupts. Terrans vs. Stambulians in an all out brawl.

Conflict detected.

Enemies
Angry drunk guy x 4

Allies
Angry drunk Terran x 2

Weapons
Beer bottle

>>203589
Smash bottle on an enemy head and then cut some motherfuckers. Nothing lethal you know, just so they learn not to fuck around with humans.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/06(Tue)23:25 No. 204437 ID: 6b852d
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>>203591
"BONK!"

Stambulian takes 16 damage. Stambulian is knocked out. Beer bottle breaks.

Angry Terran deals 4 damage to Stambulian.

Stambulian deals 4 damaged to Really drunk Terran

Last Stambulian stumbles on himself in a drunken stupor.

>>204437
Throw the bottle! Ranged weapon GO

take his knife and agress a random stambulian with both weapons.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/06(Tue)23:58 No. 204444 ID: 6b852d
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>>204441
>>204438
"Hey Buttnutsh! Take summathizsss!"

Rito equips knife and throws bottle at idle Stambulian. Alcohol penalty: reduced damage. Bottle to the face deals 2 damage.

Angry Terran critically hits Stambulian for 7 damage. Stambulian is incapacitated.

Drunk Terran and Stambulian are deadlocked.

assist angry terran by shanking the stambulian

>>204444
Assist Drunk Terran by slicing up his opponent a little. Don't stab them or cut them anywhere lethal; you don't want to go to jail for murder.

In fact maybe you should just drop the knife and punch him out instead.

>>204447
ack, meant drunk, assist drunk terran.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/07(Wed)01:28 No. 204488 ID: 6b852d
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Rito and allies attack Stambulian for 21 total damage. Stambulian is knocked out.

Stambulian retreats.

Rito gains 54 experience points.

Conflict resolved

"Yeah. S'whutt I thought! Yer dingnutz..."

There is a large brawl covering the main entrance. Leaving the bar from that direction will not be possible.

back way it is. if it's locked then use a stambulian as a battering-ram

>>204488
Leave by the back entrance. But before that you should let out a proud roar of victory and taunt your fallen enemies. Nobody fucking messes with greasers.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/08(Thu)12:15 No. 204995 ID: 6b852d
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"Yeah! Fux all y'all! Tunnel Snakesh ruleszz!"

Bar riot in progress. Authorities contacted. Please wait to be beaten by Crowd Control.

out the back door and let nothing stop you.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/08(Thu)12:22 No. 204998 ID: 6b852d
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"Okay. This wasn't expected. I've never been to the back before."

>>204998
Quick, call up your friends and have them get you with a ride so you can escape the authorities.

take that other door, let's see it's secrets!

Baron of Spades 2010/07/08(Thu)13:01 No. 205002 ID: 6b852d
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>>205000
"Hmmm. Locked."

Lockpick?

>>205002
You're a fucking master at opening locked doors. Reach down deep inside of you and feel the power to open the door. Then just fucking do it. Use whatever you have on hand.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/08(Thu)13:12 No. 205008 ID: 6b852d
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>>205003
"Mmmmmkay...Guess I should start feeling around for a weakspot..."

The hell is out there?!

Baron of Spades 2010/07/08(Thu)13:12 No. 205010 ID: 6b852d
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If you don't want me to kick your ass, or cloaca, or whatever you use to shit, you'd best walk away now!

Baron of Spades 2010/07/08(Thu)13:12 No. 205011 ID: 6b852d
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Augh!

"Well lemme see who I smashed in."

>>205010
Tell him two things. First that you're on the run for the law and need a place to hang out. And second that Tunnel Snakes fucking rulez! And if he lets you in you might consider making him a member.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/08(Thu)13:32 No. 205016 ID: 6b852d
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>>205012
"Well fuck. That's fuckin' Hok Tuey...I recognize that body armor from th' poster...n' I dunno any Stambulian here that has that many credit chips. And that's one bigass gun."


"Shit...I gottsta piss."

>>205016
Grab the gun. Tell him to not fucking try anything. Then piss on one of his walls, make sure you try to write "Tunnel Snakes Rule!" with pee.

Then I guess it's time to ask him what he thinks you should do. If you should turn him in or if he has an alternative that will work better for you.

yeah, grab the gun and be like 'i heard you have quite a bounty on you. unless you can give me a good enough reason not to do so i think i'll turn you in'

Grab the gun. Try to say something cool then just start pissing all over everything.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/08(Thu)17:04 No. 205053 ID: 6b852d
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"Hey. Hey you."

...

"I think he's out. Ah fuck it."

Baron of Spades 2010/07/08(Thu)17:05 No. 205054 ID: 6b852d
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"Ah yeah that's the stuff"

Take the credit chips, then shoot the guy in the gut.
After that, drag him to the authorities.

naw, don't shoot him. just drag him out like that.

>>205054
Ah well then, grab his credits, pistolwhip him a couple of times and then drag his sorry ass down to the authorities. You're gonna need some heavy cash anyway to properly set up for the gang so you can go all "Fuck you!" to the man.

>>205077

Pff the authorities, are you kidding me? They probably reward you with vaporization for turning in space criminals. This is the Kroll Empire we're talking about, not some nancy pancy federation of planets.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/10(Sat)20:32 No. 206093 ID: 6b852d
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>>205134
"Naw the Empire rewards this with pocket change. Calling it 'enforecement of loyalty.' Course they take half of it back as payment to the Kroll tax. My landlord did that to my neighbor once. No where the hell can I find some cops? Crowd Control beats people up on site. And the only station I know is on the Stambulian city limit.

The Kroll are your masters.

>>206093
Find a donut shop.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/10(Sat)23:19 No. 206185 ID: 6b852d
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>>206155
"Okay...what's a donut?"

... the kroll must die. drag him somewhere and tie him up and wait until he waks up. if the kroll hate him so much he will be an ally. it will be a tense alliance but your hate of the kroll will keep you together.

>>206185
A delicious fried pastry, usually frosted with sugar.
Is there somewhere the fuzz usually hangs out that isn't police stations? Eateries? Bars of a certain type?
...
Brothels?

>>206186
That's not a Kroll. That's a Stambulian.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)00:01 No. 206195 ID: 6b852d
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>>206186
Fight the Kroll on their home turf? That's crazy. Your asking me to fight the race that took the entire Sol system and MOVED it to their end of the galaxy. I'll need a bigger gun...fuck my buzz is making me nauseous.

>>206187
Well I do remember there being a road block over there...And cops like to hang around to keep people from prying as to why it's closed.

>>206195
Fine, let's go to the road block.

be ready for corrupt cops be ready to butter them up like 'well how about you claim you caught him, i get the money but you, you get in line for a promotion' a promotion means more power and for corrupt guys power is way more valuable then money.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)00:22 No. 206204 ID: 6b852d
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"Fine whatever. Oogh I feel sick now."

This street is closed Terrie. Turn around.

' i was just looking for some cops to turn in this very valuable prisoner. if you don't want him then i'll try elsewhere'

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)01:01 No. 206207 ID: 6b852d
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>>206205

Prisoner? What are you talking about?

i meant wanted dude, jeez. we were human, still are, can make mistakes.

"Don't you recognize Hok Tuey?"

>>206207
Grab Hok Tuey's face and make stupid grimaces with it towards the cop. Ask him if he doesn't recognise this ugly mug.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)15:17 No. 206409 ID: 6b852d
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>>206210
"You really can't tell?"

Urgh...the fuck am I?

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)15:18 No. 206412 ID: 6b852d
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"Hang on."

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)15:23 No. 206416 ID: 6b852d
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"Anyways..."
>>206217
"Look at this guy! He's Tuey himself."

And why bring him to me Terrie?

"I just want the money. You take him, get the credit, and whatever bonus you'll get for turning him in."

...deal. Here ya go.

10,000 credits gained
30 experience gained

If I we're you I'd use that money to get off this shit pile.

cool, let's go to the ship shop.

>>206416

>> you get the credit
>> 10000 credits gained

I like your money system. c:

>>206416
Fuck yeah, money. Now lets go find a ride that you can pimp. Respectable greaser have got to have a ride that they can cruise in. Won't be able to start up your gang without a sweet ass ride.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)16:45 No. 206477 ID: 6b852d
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>>206424
"Well first things first I'll need to get on a planet with a shipyard. Stambul is not allowed to have that sort of thing. So like that cop man said, I'm getting off this rock."

Whatever it takes man. Let's just blow this joint already.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)17:44 No. 206516 ID: 6b852d
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"I know. I know."

Welcome to the Stambulian Space Port Comlink branch Organic/Semiorganic species. Due to the increase in Pirate raids, most flights have been postponed.

"Well I just wanna get off this junk heap."

Processing your request...

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)17:47 No. 206520 ID: 6b852d
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Please insert your credit chip into the adjacent slot.

"Sure, sure, stand by."

"HURK!"

Health penalty. Lost 3 health points.

Perhaps sir would wait to recover and continue the transaction at a later time.

"No, no I'm good."

Credit chip accepted.

Please select a flight.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)17:48 No. 206522 ID: 6b852d
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"Oh damn...not that many left."

>>206522
Orion Cluster sounds promising. Lets go with that one. And stay away from Kroll 3, fucking Krolls would be such a buzzkill.

... maybe you should get a coffee or something to stop the barfing?

>>206527
Nah that should be good now. Or he might throw up two or three times more. But he's still standing up so it's clearly fine.

>>206522
The cheapest option is obviously the best.

Wait, maybe you should tell us what kind of place the Orion Cluster is? Or Ardak?

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)19:44 No. 206591 ID: 6b852d
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"Right then, Belshazzar it is!"

Printing ticket. Flights departs in two hours.

"Oh yeah. I am out of here."

16 experience points gained.

--------------++++++)()))))^&*&&*()@!#!)(#*)0000000000001198888000000000002xxer(((Well looks like you've been busy. You're getting the hang of controlling what's-his-face now...by the way what name did you give him?

he is Rito Suave, the E is not silent.

Rico Suaze.

>>206594
you miss the part where we named him?

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)21:37 No. 206639 ID: 6b852d
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>>206592
Rito eh? Well because you guys are more 'in tune' to this guy, you are able to execute more control to help this guy out. Every action you've made him do helped. If this was a game, you could say you leveled up.
Before I get carried away, you now have space for one more perk.

2

1!

indeed 1. he likes drinking and fighting so being able to make that work better would be nice.

>>206639
1.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)23:44 No. 206721 ID: 6b852d
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1?

Gotcha. And don't sweat it. This is running inside the Home Server. It's been here for years and the Kroll still haven't found it. I think our time however is closing. Just a warning: you're going into space now. It'll be harder to reach you, but we'll manage somehow. See you later.

Terran Liberation.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/11(Sun)23:45 No. 206724 ID: 6b852d
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((((((((@$#6yg8fnhu888881320000010100(*&(((Well now you show up. I was wondering if you broke or something."

naw, the Terran Liberation contacted us, we got you a sweet ass new power, whenever you get drunk you become a combat god more or less.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/12(Mon)00:02 No. 206730 ID: 6b852d
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>>206726
"Right whatever. Anyway while your we're doing whatever, I went space-side. It's kinda creepy how quiet it is. Normally I'm hearing Kroll propaganda."

probably wasn't enough room for all the speakers, haha. anyway, what is there to do on this brick?

>>206730
What's that out the window?

Baron of Spades 2010/07/12(Mon)00:43 No. 206749 ID: 6b852d
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>>206737
"Well now that I'm onboard, I guess the only things I can do is find my room, get wasted, or mingle with the posh folk. Or a combo of the three."

"Oooh, classy place."

Baron of Spades 2010/07/12(Mon)00:59 No. 206756 ID: c55630
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>>206740
"Space of course. Or do you mean the red thing? Stambul. Ugly ball of crap isn't it?"

let's find the room first so we know which way to go. then let's go mingle AND get wasted at the same time. get drunk on fancy drinks.

>>206757
Agreed.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/12(Mon)01:54 No. 206763 ID: c55630
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>>206757
"Well this is my room. All dull. Except that bottle o liquor. What is this Ginsey? Faaaancy."

>>206763
Stuff it in yer pants. Keep it for an emergency. For now let's get a couple drinks and then mingle drunkenly.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/12(Mon)02:09 No. 206766 ID: c55630
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>>206765
"Well maybe a swig first."

"Ah I've had worse. Anyway, looks like most mingling groups have solidified now. It'd be real odd to butt into any of em. While I'm sober."

Well you're a welcome sight.

"Uh?"

Baron of Spades 2010/07/12(Mon)02:11 No. 206767 ID: c55630
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Another Terran. All the way out here. Please come join us.

"Guess the old man's talkin to me."

"Right lemme load up and I'll be right over."

Of course. On my ship, your are the honored guest.

His hair looks funny father.

Hush girl, do not offend a guest. Tell me young lad. What is your name?

Rito. Rito Suave.

>>206769
The 'e' is not silent, right?

>>206770
Right.

>>206769
Indeed it is.

Now look at that, some sweet terran booty. Put your sauve in the highest gear and move in on that girl.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/12(Mon)03:34 No. 206778 ID: c55630
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"Suave. Rrrrrito Suave."

Hm hm. He's funny father.

Welcome Mr. Suave. I am curious, what is a man with your...pompadour, doing here?

>>206778
Tell them that you decided that Stambul wasn't big enough for a man with your obvious talents. So after a daring capture of Stambul's most wanted criminal you decided to head offplanet with the money from the bounty.

>>206781

Don't mention the part about the money from the bounty, but otherwise yes. You're heading offplanet just because you're awesome.

also fairly sure that is the captain and his daughter. impress both of them and you may get something nice :3c

Suggestion 2010/07/13(Tue)20:36 No. 207465 ID: ec2aa6
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>>206882
"Well let's just say I came across a hefty sum. So now I'm headin off to get my own ship and ply the starlanes....or something like that. I haven't fully thought it out."

Well that is certainly a large goal for one individual. Especially as a Terran. But let me speak as a word of advice from one captain to another: start with a small ship with a large arsenal. Ever since the Terran Empire was absorbed into the Greater Kroll Imperium, many ex-military Terrans have taken to pirating the Kroll trade lines. It's been getting so rampant to the point the Kroll economies are starting to feel the losses.

Especially because of that Warlock father.

Ah yes. The Warlock, if you encounter that your best chance of survival is simply to run. No shame in it. Though I doubt even they would attack the Belshazzar.

Mr. Suave, I'm curious. Where did you get your money. By your clothes you look to be a third class citizen, and getting a ship, much less securing transport off planet is quite expensive...

"Do you really wanna know?"

Dying to.

hmmmm... i suppose 'i caught a high priority thief and handed him in for the reward money. if he was just stealing from the kroll i may have left him alone but he was taken from us civilians too so i feel it was a good idea.'

if they ask how you did it say 'i got the drop on him, executed a perfect single strike that rendered him unconscious before he realized he was being attacked.'

>>207465
Tell the tale, but edited somewhat: You were minding your own business in a bar, when a big brawl breaks out. You see the troublemaker and recognize him as Tuely, you fight through, chase him out the back and kick in the door and punch his ass out. Turn him over to your cop buddy for the reward money and give him the credit, just like that.

Yeah tell this well-to-do ship owner that the police are corrupt and giving out cash rewards for criminals. OH WAIT

I warned you about mentioning the money. I told you dawg!

Just say you're something of a bounty hunter. Of course you can't reveal the details of the case. Sensitive stuff.

Also mention that you may be wearing third class clothing now, but he can't deny your first class hairdo.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/13(Tue)23:44 No. 207580 ID: ec2aa6
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>>207538

"Well first off, I may have the third class clothes but I have first class hair."

Ah so. But please, I wish to know how you managed to claim a pass on a ship as...affluent as my father's vessel.

"Well before I was a bounty hunter. Recently I have retired from it after bringing in a very dangerous criminal. I was hoping to go someplace else, to start anew in a business that is a lot more profitable."

I'm sure. But as my father has said, it is even more dangerous out here than planetside. With the Warlock prowling the stars, space is a very unsafe place.

Now now daughter.

He needs to know father. I'd hate to see such an interesting man die because he tried to take more than he can handle.

"Well miss..."

Stella.

"Miss Stella, don't you worry about me. I happen to have a little outside help when it comes to a fight."

Even so, the Warlockisn't a single person. it has an entire crew thirsty for blood and hungry for loot. And they are all kept under heel by a barbaric captain. The thought of it gives me shivers.

"Wow these conversations keep going back to this Warlock ship. I need some booze."

>>207580
Well drink up, you've earned it my good man. And besides...
>Though I doubt even they would attack the Belshazzar.
Murphy has been invoked, you can't have long left. Try and see if you can bang Stella before everything inevitably goes to shit.

Or else, while everything goes to shit.

get a few of the most potent drinks you can and tuck them in to your belt. you are probably gonna need them.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)00:49 No. 207597 ID: ec2aa6
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>>207584
"The hell's Murphy?"

My you are a thirsty one.

"Well apparently the AI I got tells me Murphy has been activated or something."

What's Murphy?

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

IT'S THE WARLOCK!

"Oh that. Damn I just sat down and everything."

THAT is murphy. hope they just want your stuff and not your head. if they want heads then best bet is everyone gets into escape pods and scuttle the ship. the explosion should at least cripple their ship allowing the pods to get to safety. if they attack the bridge first then stand by for another plan.

>>207597
Murphy's Law states "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong". Basically, they were tempting fate by saying "Oh that dangerous pirate vessel surely wouldn't attack US".

Start drinking.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)01:32 No. 207617 ID: ec2aa6
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Daddy, I need to get out of here!

"Right, first of all. Old man, where's the escape pods on this thing?"

On the aft end, starboard side! But we need'nt worry for now.

TORPEDO EXPENED. ENGINES DISABLED. BOARDERS INCOMING!

"Right well then..."

Alcohol levels critical. Engage Drunken Fist?

tell the old man to point the way, you will clear a path.
then tuck those beers into your belt in case we need to refuel, and engage drunken first. proceed to beat the shit out of any pirates that get in your way.

>>207618
Yep.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)02:11 No. 207628 ID: ec2aa6
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"LEAD THE WAY!"

Drunken Fist enabled

Oh....my....

proceed to kick any pirate ass that get's in your way.

>>207628
That was Murphy.

Anyway, drunken fist is engaged and there are pirates whose asses are in sore need of a boot imprint, your boot imprint.

So fight your way through to their leader, kick his fucking ass in a drunken rage and claim everything for yourself!

>>207680
we need to fight to an escape pod not to the leader. even with drunken fist and the boost if gives i doubt we can fight the captain. everyone knows that with pirates the captain is as strong as his entire crew put together.

>>207682
But this is a golden oppurtunity of a lifetime. And this isn't some two bit hood we have here. It's Rito motherfucking Sauve, leader of the tunnel snakes and greaser extraordinaire. Even without the drunken fist he would smack a pirate captain silly, with it we can't lose. Time to take over both ships and start our own pirate fleet!

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)15:07 No. 207856 ID: ec2aa6
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Listen up dirt bags. I'm Captain Hammer, and I'm taking this tub in the name of the Warlock.

>>207856

You've met your rival. You must humiliate him. Steal his eyepatch.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)15:13 No. 207861 ID: ec2aa6
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Any of you boot-licking crapsacks that have a problem with this can take it up with my crew. I'm sure you'll find an agreement.

Conflict detected

Enemies
Pirates (x?)

Allies
None

Weapons
Stam23 (0/2 shots, 2 shots left)
Knife
Fists

Drunken Fist Fighting Stance
=Motherfucking fists!=
Fuck you!
Right in the balls bitch!

>>207861
Ok, time to get out one of your drinks. Start sipping on it while walking up towards them. Tell them that you have an objection towards them and you wish to challenge them to a duel, either one on one working your way up to the captain or take them all on at once.

If they start laughing then throw the glass at the good eye of their captain while grabbing the one closest to you. Use him as a meatshield to close the distance with the rest, then shove in into them, then unleash the drunken fists of fury. Make sure nobody has a clean shot against you and that you're always close enough to grab someone to use as a meatshield.

If they accept the duel offer for one on one then just kick their fucking asses until you get to the captain. Then take out your last booze, drink up and then curbstomp the motherfucker.

use massive drunk power to throw knife at like mach 10 or something then pop two shots at them with that gun and get near the side of door behind cover. anyone sticks their face out grab it and crunch them and steal their gun.

>>207861
This is a multiple choice question?
>Right in the balls bitch!
This'll do nicely, crush the groin of the first you reach and take their weapons with the same motion. Hold them up and demand a duel, or just start unloading on em.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)18:55 No. 208057 ID: d8815a
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Fighting style switched to Right in the Balls Bitch!

Pirate takes 23 damage. Pirate is rendered unconscious

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)18:56 No. 208059 ID: d8815a
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Pirate takes 42 critical damage. Pirate is rendered unconscious.

I like that Terrie. Gapka, take him out.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)18:59 No. 208064 ID: d8815a
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Aye aye captain.

Pirate 1 takes 20 damage. Pirate is disabled.

Pirate 2 takes 68 critical damage. Pirate is comatose.

Pirate 3 takes 31 damage. Pirate is rendered unconscious.

Warning potential threat incoming.

use pirates in hands as weapons.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)19:02 No. 208069 ID: d8815a
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Not bad kid. But you lack style.

Gapka hits Rito for 25 damage. Rito is defeated.

Conflict resolved: Defeat

Mr. Suave!

Right Skivo, Gapka, take the Terries and lock em in the brig.

And the others boss?

Put em in whatever this clunker has for a brig.

Sure captain.

>>208064
Fling the pirates you're holding at this new threat, then smash his nose in.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)19:04 No. 208074 ID: d8815a
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As Rito loses consciousness, he watches as the pirates begin to plunder the vessel.

Geez look at all the loot!

Told ya this would be a huge haul.

HELL YEAH!

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)19:06 No. 208080 ID: d8815a
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Earth. Birthplace of Man. For a thousand years, it was the symbol of Human defiance against Kroll rule. For a thousand years, as every other world fell, Earth remained steadfast.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)19:07 No. 208081 ID: d8815a
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Now it is in the hands of...

GET UP YOU BITCH! BITE HIS LEGS OFF YOU FUCKER!!

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)19:08 No. 208083 ID: d8815a
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NUMBER 10 GRUXA! BUT WHAT'S THIS? BRUXA IS NOT MAKING HIS LIFE EASY!

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)19:09 No. 208084 ID: d8815a
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GRUXA PASSES! HE FEINTS! IT GOES TO GAXOOL! GAXOOL IS RACING DOWN THE COURT!

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)19:11 No. 208085 ID: d8815a
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IS HE GOING TO? YES! YES! HE IS! HE'S GOING ALL THE WAY! HE'S GOING FOR THE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUNK!

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)19:11 No. 208087 ID: d8815a
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"What. The. Fuck?"

"Alright where the fuck am I and why should I care?"

don't know and don't know. hopefully you stalled th pirates long enough for stella to escape and totally have the hots for your bravery.

>>208087
You impressed the pirate captain before you blacked out, he probably thinks he can recruit you or something. You probably impressed Stella and the captain too. Sure, getting your ass kicked was a downer but you made a good show of it. You could try to join the pirates, rescue the crew, or maybe take over the ship which is like the best of both.

But first, get your head on straight, find out where you're at and what you can do from here.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)19:31 No. 208106 ID: d8815a
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"I guess this is the brig then...Well it's certainly bigger than my apartment."

Damn you took your time getting up kid.

tell him "you get bitch slapped by Gapka and wake up fast and then we'll talk. so what the fuck you want?"

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)19:37 No. 208113 ID: d8815a
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>>208107

"Well I just got bitch slapped by that Gapka asshole. How would you feel?"

Not too bad actually seeing as I'm that asshole Gapka.

"Right. Foot in mouth."

"So you guys in it just for the loot, or you got some kinda political agenda?"

Yeah, we might actually agree with these guys' goals. We wouldn't mind kicking some Kroll ass.

>>208136
kroll ass sure, but they are kicking civilian ass which is no good.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)20:43 No. 208217 ID: d8815a
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"Well what now?"

Captain wants a word with you. I'm to escort you to his cabin when you woke up. Oh and kick your ass if you tried anything funny.

"Fair enough I suppose."

fine i guess. he beat you when you were at your best doubt we can take him now.

>>208217
So what's that thing over there on the bench or whatever?

>>208233

That's the hole where you poop.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)23:28 No. 208415 ID: d8815a
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Well aren't you an ugly son of a bitch.

"Screw you too."

Careful now. the captain just told me to take you to his cabin. He didn't say conscious. Anything you wanna know before we head out?

"yeah, i was trying to get my mak on with this hot chick when you showed up, she okay?"

regardless on answer go with him.

>>208415
Ask if you can get a drink too.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/14(Wed)23:52 No. 208419 ID: d8815a
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>>208416
"I was trying to make a pass at this hot girl and-"

Miss Mascara? She's fine. Locked up 3 cells down from you and next to Captain Old Fart.

"Can I get a drink?"

Not from me. Maybe from the captain. Maybe.

okay cool. let's see the captain then.

>>208419
Ask him if he could teach you how to fight later. You have to find out a counter to that fucking metal fist of his, that thing fucking hurt.

Other than that go see the captain. It's probably too early to take over the ship. But maybe if you impress him enough you will get some guns on the cruise ship and be given command over it. Then when you have racked up some more fighting experiance you can challenge that Gapka asshole and then the captain for command over the entire fleet.

>>208419
If you walk past her, be sure to give her a little wink. Implying heroics or something, who cares.

How about just follow him out to the captain's room? What's with all the questions?

You'd probably insult him by asking for a counter to his metal fist. Unless you're inclined to rip one of your arms off and put a metal fist on it you probably won't be able to impress him. Remember, your goal is to get to the captain's chambers conscious.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/16(Fri)13:38 No. 208928 ID: 3a8294
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Oh and hold still for a moment.

"Wha?"

Baron of Spades 2010/07/16(Fri)13:38 No. 208929 ID: 3a8294
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"Eeeyah!"

That should do it.

>>208928
What a fucking asshole... wait, did he just ruin your hairdo? Oh now it's on like motherfucking donkey kong! Fucker is going to pay in the future, once we figure out a counter to that metal fist to face kind of deal.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/16(Fri)14:03 No. 208939 ID: 3a8294
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"The fuck was that for?!"

That AI of your was sending out signals looking for its server. We don't need no Kroll Patrol ships picking that signal up. That last jolt should have shorted out its radio.
Enough of that shit. The captain awaits.

>>208939
Well the hair still looks fine. Guess he gets to live for now. Go meet with the captain.

Oh ok, that's fine by us we don't really need those assholes.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/16(Fri)18:22 No. 209115 ID: 3a8294
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Alright listen up now kid. You know how the pirating biz started? it started with Terries like us. That's right. Not all of us was very fond of bowing to the Kroll. So we started hitting the Kroll every way we could. Now most aliens already did pirating themselves, but never in the sheer size and force we did. They didn't use old Battleships like Warlock here, and they fought in small, disorganized cells. Then we came along and before we knew it, aliens resisting the Kroll rallied around humans.

We're a fucking legend. That's why I bought you along. You and the other two are the closest thing I've seen to original Terran. And I need another hand to keep the boys in line. They look up to Terrans as the original rebels, or some such shit. Play it right, you'll work up to my right hand man. Maybe even replace Gapka.

I heard that!

So whaddya say kid? Ya wanna join my crew?

"What about Stella and the other captain?"

Gramps is too passive, if anything is supportive to peaceful negotiation with the Kroll, and Glamour-puss probably doesn't even know how to hold a gun. Not sure what I'll do with them. That's why I ask you.

>>209115
Tell him that you accept. Provided you get your own ship and Stella. And maybe her father or something. Although it might be safer to let that geezer stay here in a decent cell.

>>209115
>> join my crew.

>>209119
>> your own ship

Yeah, how about you don't ask for your own ship.

Do ask for your own gun though.

You can steal this guy's ship after you've sized up his crew.

hmmmm, i suppose. the other unsaid option is death. see if you can bargain Stella into sharing your room. :3c

Baron of Spades 2010/07/16(Fri)20:40 No. 209188 ID: 3a8294
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"I accept. Only if I get my gun back. And Stella."

Your gun I can manage, but the girl? That depends on you. I don't care how far down her pants you are, you gotta show your an asset to me before I give you any perks. Even though your Terrie, you start at the bottom. Meaning swab duty. This ship is a thousand years old kid, and during that time it's only been cleaned out twice. Not even sure what's down there now. So as an extra, Gapka's going with you.

Aye captain.

Now then, get down to the Armory. Kiz will give you back all the stuff we found on ya. Now get outta here.

okay, let's clean this bitch so hard and so fast that we will get a badass nickname in spite of it only being cleaning duty!

anyway to kiz for now.

Time to get cleaning... and drunk. Really drunk.

>>209188
Ask for a bottle of rum to take the edge of the boredom of cleaning.

>>209260
naw, captain said no perks until we get out of our newbie status.

>>209271
Then we had better steal one so we can unlock our drunken fists of rage when necessary.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/18(Sun)20:27 No. 209976 ID: 46201e
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>>209272
"Say uh...mind if we stop for a drink before we head off to clean the Engine...room?"

Yeah sure. It's right next to the Armory anyway. But word a warnin, the boys won't be takin to kindly to you, seein as you forced a lot of them to see the doc. Ooh that guy's a dick. And we best be fast. the captain likes to check on his crew from time to time.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/18(Sun)20:32 No. 209977 ID: 46201e
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Hey Gapka, this the new kid?

Yeah, hang on.

Well are ya comin for his gun or ain't ya?

In a minute. Just stoppin for a drink. remember kid, if you wanna be well enough to do your job, try not to make eye contact.

sounds like a plan. follow him in, he knows the place better then you do.

>>209977
Just be cool, march in and out like a bauss. If anyone gives you shit tell them to take it up with the captain. If they try to rough you up, be as evasive and non damaging as you can manage.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/18(Sun)22:03 No. 210017 ID: 46201e
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OI KEEPAH! Terran Bomb on the rocks. And get somethin nice for the kid. preferabbly in a bottle. You gonna get wasted yeah?

"hey i chugged 4 Brainsmelters in a row, i can handle the strongest thing you got.

"I'm gonna clean out the house."

Baron of Spades 2010/07/18(Sun)22:16 No. 210027 ID: 46201e
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"Fuck yeah I am. Pile it o-"

Well Gapka!

Ah fuck, why'd you have to be here Skivo?

Well what else Gapka? We had a major haul, I got a huge bonus. I'm happy as hell and celebrating the only way I can on this junk heap.

What. Do. You. Want?

Well I heard recently that a certain morsel, a.k.a a new Terrie was aboard. Which means he's startin at the bottom of the heap yes? And I also heard that one Raskull was not particularly fond of the new morsel what with him delivering abone shattering blow to poor Raskulls reproductive area. I hear it is still swollen, and Raskull is waiting in the engine room for new morsel to come by.

"Hey I'm right here! Where's my drink?!"

Baron of Spades 2010/07/18(Sun)22:19 No. 210030 ID: 46201e
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>>210027
And this is the new morsel?!

just look past him, no eye contact. just blatantly ignore his attempts.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/18(Sun)22:53 No. 210040 ID: 46201e
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>>210031
"A bottle! Any bottle! Like the one right there!"

Awww! You're trying to ignore me. It's so cute! Listen Terrie! I'm tellin ya this for yer own good. Raskull is a clever one. He chose the engine room not only cuase he knows your goin down there, but also cause it's a very delicate place. No firearms, no plas-blades. Nothing except your fists! After all if you we're to rupture a tank, or cut a valve...

Baron of Spades 2010/07/18(Sun)22:54 No. 210041 ID: 46201e
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...boom.
Nothing else just boom.

i kicked his ass bare handed last time, will do it again.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/18(Sun)22:56 No. 210044 ID: 46201e
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That three-eyed idiot! Here ya go kid. Some sorta vodka or similar shit. Forget your gun. We got a nasty stain to clean outta the engine room, and it's called Raskull.

Good luck...little morsel.

Baron of Spades 2010/07/18(Sun)23:05 No. 210047 ID: 46201e
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Evaluation

Group

Rito Suave

Level 2
12 Close Combat
12 Ranged
12 Constitution
15 Defense

Experience: 32/100

Inventory: Stam23 magnum, switch blade, pillow, pile of credit chips

Gapka ???

Level 5
19 Close Combat
20 Ranged
25 Constitution
19 Defense

Experience: 2/100

Iventory:Plas-blade (left arm graft), Gauss pistol (Right arm graft)

Evaluation Complete

Episode Complete

Beginning new episode...

>>210047
Rito activates drunken fist and goes in first. Raskull's junk will be twice as swollen soon.

Cut holes in pillow case, place over head, disguise self as Ghost of Christmas Past.

Alternatively, don't do that, and instead attach the pillow to your chest area to soften any hits received in that area.

Check out the engine room before you decide how to approach this. As Gapka has senority and actually knows the ship, he should probably go first. Take a whiff see how strong that alcohol is. With luck you can clean out whatever abomination lurks down there using Raskull as a broom.