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Queen Honey Bubbles
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"Would either family rather save mom or kill her?"
>"Ihr death may be inevitable. Sie ist ein casualty of war."
>"That's a bit cold innit? Look, I'm sure we'd do everything in our power to save her, rather than kill her. But if all else fails, we gotta take her out. We can't let another Bone King live. I hope it won't come to that."
"I don't suppose I could spend part of my time with one family and part of my time with the other? Like a switch system of some kind?"
>"Zat would be quite unacceptable, Tifchen."
>"Yeah. Either you're with us or against us, m'afraid. Well, that's how most of us would see it anyway."
"I see. Well... Honestly I don't know much about either family. Could you maybe give me some info?"
>"Zat would be perfectly all right, kleine Tifchen. Us Rothwalds are ze most powerful Familie ins Europa. We-"
>"Most powerful my shiny red arse."
>"Ahem, we haff ze majority support in ze Conclave und we are of course ze wealthier Familie. You would live in palaces, Tifchen. Unsere hexenmeister are unequalled, und we haff a large research effort into discoverink more of ze Craft. You would be learnink from ze best from day one."
>"Yeah, well you're a bunch of lying wankers. How many people've you killed in those experiments, huh? Or how about how you gave asylum to Alexander and helped him try to possess Julie the first time around? Didn't feel like mentioning that?"
>"Zose rumours are nothink but lies. Ich would rekvest that you do not slander us so."
>"Hah yeah right. You'd like that wouldn't you. From what I hear you guys thought he was pretty hot stuff didn't you?"
>"Zat ist enough."
>"Ahem. Well, quite frankly I ain't the best person to advertise us Kinsleys, but let's see... For one, we've got the largest collection of arcane writings in known history-"
>"Not zat they are ever used, only hidden away."
>"That ain't fair. Some of that stuff is extremely dangerous, like melt-yer-face-off-and-drive-yer-mad dangerous. Anyway, we also have the largest collection of ancient relics and powerful artefacts. Despite what mister Suit-and-Tie there says I'm pretty sure we can match if-not-surpass their level of education. We've got the oldest lineage of magicians, by at least a seven hundred year margin. If you came with us, you'd get to receive a proper education at our academy, followed by an apprenticeship under a senior wizard. The Rothwalds'd prob'ly just teach you a buncha spells that go bang without teaching you how or why it works."
"Would I still be able to live with Dad while I was there?"
>"O'course."
>"Natürlich, Tifchen."
"Ok... I gotta think about this. Besides, I've got something I gotta give to the Kinsleys before I join either one."
>"Oh really? What is it?"
"This amulet that Thomas gave me."
>"... He gave you his amulet? Before he died? And it didn't crumble or anything?"
"Uh, no? Should it have?"
>"Well, they're supposed to crumble when the owner dies."
"Did he make me the owner or something? Can he do that?"
>"Umm. Dunno. Never heard about someone doing that. The only thing I can think of is if he.... No way. He did NOT."
"What? What is it?"
>"Huh. Looks like Thomas approved you for apprenticeship. I'm... not too sure how that works. Well, goddamnit!"
"...?"
>"It took me YEARS to get approved. Goddamnit and you're like what, ten? Eleven? No bloody way."
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