>>17738
Lets try this...

WAKE UP FROM BAD DREAM

Its been a good run guys, but it's time to just end it all.

Kill yourself, Mudy, do it~

>>17738

USE KEY. Damn.

USE KEY ON DOOR. Damn.

USE KEY TO OPEN DOOR. Dammit.

UNLOCK DOOR. .....

UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEY. FUCK DAMMIT AUUUGH

*Answer was INSERT KEY

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)21:59 No. 17744 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy chokes up.
A million words run through his head, but the stinging pain in his chest prevents them from coming out.
He decides it's for the best.

Mudy silently leaves the tent.
Suddenly the desert night's cold has a bite again.

He taps the back of the sandworm, ordering Cheryl to stop.
Her soft naive cooing quickly vibrates under Mudy's feet.
>"~~~WHAAAT DOOO YOOOOUUU NEEEEEDDD CUUUTEEEYYYY~~~"

>>17744
"Kill me, please."

"Some people... fell off. We need to go pick them up."

Let's go get Axebeard and Bladetree, Cheryl.

>>17744
Cheryl... please help me find the people that my sister just threw off of you. I don't want them to die in the desert.

>>17744
"Turn around, we need to go to where Raital threw the others."

>>17746

this

>>17744
Did you happen to see which way the other passengers were flung, Cheryl?

>>17744
Ask Cheryl for relationship advice.

>>17744

The comfort of cloaca, turn around cheryl. It's time to go where no bold has gone before.

>>17744
"Cheryl, can you please go find the two people that were thrown off earlier?" Play something on your flute. Anything. The first thing that comes to your head. The music will lessen the pain.

>>17744

"Turn around. We need to find the others. Raital threw them off."

Climb up to Cheryl's head and scratch it absentmindedly.

"You know, life's complicated sometimes."

While we wait for Cheryl to get the duo, sit down and sulk.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)22:12 No. 17760 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Some people... fell off."
, Mudy says between shivers
>"We need to go pick them up."

>"~~~OOOOKAAAAY CUUUTEEEEYYY~~~IIIILLL FIIINND THEEEEEMMM~~~"
Mudy feels the sandworm slow down and make a slow turn.

The night seems especially cold this time, or perhaps it is the chilling emptiness coming from within that makes it so unbearable.

You guys realize our sister has borderline personality disorder, right?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)22:13 No. 17762 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy sneezes.

A warm hand touches his head.

>>17762
What?

>>17762
OHFUCKOHFUCK

>>17762
oh SHI it's Kurhal

>>17762
who~

>>17762
Well, this is a pretty decisive change from our recent string of good luck.

But whatever, we come back from this even better than before, you know it.

>>17762
Use CUTE EYELASHES to parry...
Fuck, not Exalted.
Uh...
Bite hand.

>>17762
Look up, wonder how the hell Raital snuck past you like that.

>>17762
"What do you want, LuLu? :<"

"unhand me sir! I MAY BE IN WOMANS PANTIES BUT I'M IN A DAPPER MOOD FOR A BOUT OF FISTICUFFS"

>>17771

This.

>>17762
Look up.
"Either Raital was joking and I'm a even bigger jerk now, or you're a Blutjager."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)22:32 No. 17775 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hello, mine little brother!
>I was worried I would nay be able to catch up, so it's truly thy kind gesture that thee would turn yonder sandworm aroooouuuund~"



>End of chapter 28

>>17774

If she is joking she's totally asking for a tickle fight.

>>17775
Are her eyes actually pink or is it just the night time lighting?

>>17775

Oh, thank god it's you.

>>17775
Just let her kill you. This charisma/relationship/diplomacy shit's annoying.

Suggestion 2009/07/29(Wed)22:34 No. 17781 ID: 0d5afc
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>>17775

>>17775
OH MY GOD HOTNESS I WANT TO BANG YOU

>>17775
Oh god DAMNIT.

>>17775
"You know what? You know what?! I ain't got time for this shit right now! Bend that fat cat ass of yours over cause Imma ruin it."

>>17775
"Oh and the day just keeps getting better. What's next? Is the whole worm going to fall into a spontaneous dimensional rift and drop us in the lair of Demogorgon?"

>>17775
"You know... I've finally figured out why you gouge people's eyes out. It's because they can't get it up any other way when looking at you."

>>17789
Well played sir

well played

"Hello, Kuhral... can... Can this wait?

...

Your little brother has some heavy thinking to do. :.<"

"Bitch I am not even in the mood for this. Piss off."

Act fast Mudy, you've got the perfect opening. Use the height that Io gave us and give the tallfolk a Glasgow smile in her nether regions. Then, while she's reeling about in unimaginable agony, take the blade to her face and tear that shit apart like an orange!

Look at the smug bastard! She'll never see it coming!

Realize that this whole bloody mess on the worm is your fault for thinking a few days or hours are enough to change what someone has learned their whole life.
ILLNESS ACKNOWLEDGED: YOU'VE TURNED INTO AN ARROGANT DICK
If you ever get the chance, tell Raital, Bladetree, and Goldwomb.

Suggestion 2009/07/30(Thu)13:06 No. 18071 ID: 0d30bc
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fuck the rest of those wankers, Raital is all we need.

I would just like to point out that everyone overreacted to Raital's overreaction.
That is all.

>>18097

This describes the entire internet.

>>17775
"You can't win, Dar--err, Kuhral. If you strike me down now I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine..."