Karl 2010/04/19(Mon)13:58 No. 166959 ID: e9a4f7
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>Oh, here's the box she came in.

Fuck her in the butt

Karl 2010/04/19(Mon)13:59 No. 166961 ID: e9a4f7
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>and she had a note on her.

>I still can't make heads or tails of it.

Take her into the shower and clean her up. While you're in there with her, seduce her. Stop if she resists, but otherwise keep going.

Okay, let's get the obvious stuff out of the way first. Is there anything written on the back of the note? Is there anything hidden in the cracks of the box?

First, offer her some food and water. Then show her to your shower and say she could get cleaned up if she wants. Don't go in there with her while she does it. Stay outside and wait for her to finish.

Get her some decent clothes for her to wear after the bath.

Ask her who she is, who put her in the box, and what the note is talking about.

She's clearly a robot, and wired to explode if she gets upset or hurt. So be really nice to her.

WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT FONDLE, FUCK, OR MAKE ANY MOVE ON HER.

>>166992
Oh, quit being a baby. She needs a bath or a shower, and she needs Karl's help to do that.
Besides, there's nothing wrong with it if she's willing.

>>166999
OK LET'S DO IT

Two people, one bath!

You guys did all catch the part about her being a LITTLE GIRL, right? Bloody hell. No perverted, stuff, Karl.

>>166967
This is the best suggestion so for, in my option. Do this.

Dead iPod Karl 2010/04/19(Mon)19:59 No. 167133 ID: cf68aa
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>>166960
>>166965

>Hey guys it's Karl. Okay first thing's first, what the hell!? I'm not gonna have sex with some little kid or seduce her! I could get into some serious trouble if like her parents claim her or something!

>I'd be all over the news as the guy who saw a helpless girl then raped her!

>>166967
>Second, no there's nothing on the back of the paper or in the box. I tired asking her some stuff but she kinda just stared at me. I'm not sure if she understands me at all.

>Anyway I asked her if she wanted to wash up and again she just gave me that stare. So I took her into the bathroom and showed her the shower and stuff. I think she got it so I left one of my shirts there. I don't have any thing else that would it her and the shirt is pretty big.

>So I kinda left my camera on and I got it later. I couldn't find my Ipod so I looked around a bit and still couldn't find the darn thing.

>>166989
>Get this! So I'm about to delete the footage in my camera and I stop for a second and I keep watching. Look! She ate my ipod! Not like swallowed it whole I mean she spent like a good ten minutes chewing it before she swallowed!

>Should I like call the hospital or something!?

>>167133
Nah. What else was in the footage?

>>167133
Do you have ANY idea what those things contain? Don't call the hospital, rush her to the ER and explain what happened!
GO!

>>167133
ohboy. go to hospital, if she digested it its gone, if not, the small metallic pieces can easily cut her inside

wait, doesnt the ipod uses a special battery that contains hydrogen under huge pressure?

>>167141
LiPoly. Highly toxic.

no, she is totally a robot, she wouldn't be able to crunch the hard drive if she wasn't.

Relax, she's just upgrading. Your PS3 is next on the menu.

>>167146
This is true.
Of course that would mean somebody left a robot sex toy on your doorstep, so you would be obligated to use 'her'.

Odd Ears Karl 2010/04/19(Mon)20:50 No. 167168 ID: cf68aa
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>>167151
>Use her? Like a maid or something?

>So it's pretty late now. I would've posted sooner but I've been like freaking out.
>So I was gonna take her to the hospital and get her checked out and stuff but I've been reading some of the things you guys posted about her like being a robot and stuff.
>So I decided to check, nothing like under her shirt, but just like her head.

>I hope you guys can see the picture... I pulled it back with a pin. So on her head where her ear should be is this panel thing. There's like one on each side and I don't know what they do but one is cracked. I was trying to look at them but she kinda got annoyed and pulled away when I touched them to much.

>So.. i think she is a robot. This stuff usually only happens in like manga and stuff.

>I don't know what I should do.

>>167168
By "Use her" we meant "Stick it in". Pork her with something to make sure 'she' is anatomically accurate first, then go to town.
Robot sex. You are less of a man if you pass this chance up.

>>167168
Offer her a snack. Have any old electronic things you don't need? You can always find some cheap used and useless stuff and give that to her. That is assuming she just eats them for materials. If she wants complex components she may be a bit more costly to feed.

Besides that treat her like a guest, if not a friend. Talk with her and be nice regardless of if she responds to it. Talk about yourself or something.

Oh and what were you saying about your inheritance? Were you left a bunch of cash?

>>167168
Inspect the rest of her body. Her eyes, mouth, hands, etc. Check for more damaged areas.

in that case she probably actually has a self destruct override if you try doing 'IT'. since she eats she may grow. and a good priority is to find her power cord.

>>167168
Call over one of your tech friends. Or summon your powers of robot maid repair. Seems like it has been damaged and is not functioning properly because of it. Must have been one of your asshole friends thinking it would be fun to send over a defective one.

Um... What's the date?

>>167183
That's silly. Who would make an anatomically correct robot that explodes when you fuck it?

I'm trying to reveal vital plot information. You're just going to have to trust me that this will work out fine.

So, does she have a ☢nuclear☢ power source? Does she have a plug?

>>167216
someone with a mean sense of humour, that's who.

Karl 2010/04/19(Mon)23:20 No. 167224 ID: cf68aa
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>>167171
>>167216

>I am not having sex with a little girl! Robot or not that still seems wrong!

>>167189
>??? What do you mean?

>>167187
>I really don't have any friends.

>>167177
>Yeah I got some money. About $50,000 left over to me. I've been trying to spend as little as possible and after two years I'm down to $47,000.

>So I kinda don't have many electronics I want to part with. I tried giving her a sandwich and she didn't want it at all. So I gave her one of my old mice, the kind with the ball in it. And so she took it and ate the mouse then slurped the cord like it was pasta!

>This girl is not human!

>>167180
>>167183

>Okay, So I started to see if she was damaged in other places like her hands and arms and stuff. She didn't really say anything about it.
>I couldn't find a plug but when I saw her neck there were like these scars going down it. So I pulled down the shirt a bit and theres this like little latch thing or something.
>I think I can open it but what if she's like not a robot and I peel away an old wound or something!?

try asking her about it, maybe try saying like 'can i perform maintenance?'

>>167224
OPEN IT

>>167224
Just open it.

>>167224
She's eating electronics, she is a robot of some sort. Doesn't mean she'll like you poking around in there though. Ask her if you can take a look.

You need to go find some old electronics to give her, if she ate a mouse she doesn't care if its good or not. You could probably get loads of broken computer parts for literally nothing. And she might be eating those things in order to repair herself, so work on getting a supply for her as soon as possible.

Of course maybe better electronics do more good for her. If you can ask her if old electronics are as good as new ones for her and get a response that would help.

>>167254
it could just be the raw materials. so go to a computer scrap-yard and just pick up a wheel barrow full of parts. processors, hard drives, flash drives, you name it. another thing you could try is just get the raw parts, a cylinder of silicon, a spool of copper wire. the hardest to get would be gold which computers have trace amounts of.

>>167224


Start buying broken hardware on eBay. Hard drives, XBOXes, iPods. They're usually only a few bucks a pop. Odds are she doesn't actually digest them...though that would be interesting if she did...Anyway, it should be a relatively cheap food source for her.

In the meantime ask around Radio Shacks and computer stores if you can have their super broken stuff. Just make sure to take it apart and throw away completely fused/zorched parts.

I have the sneaking suspicion melted hardware will make her sick.

>>167306
>>167266
>>167254

It sounds like we need to do an experiment. Go online and buy a really top end computer part (CPU, etc) for ~$700. Then get a working, but kinda old computer part. Then get a non-working but not burnt up or something piece of hardware.

Feed them individually to her. Note her reaction. It would make sense that better parts are better for her, but lets check first. And don't worry about the 1000 bucks...this is for science!

>>167224
Tell her to Run Diagnostic.

>>167224
No aquaintances or similar that you can call on for these kinds of problems? If not then see if you can find robot girl tech suport on the internet.

Karl 2010/04/20(Tue)11:38 No. 167365 ID: e9a4f7
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>>167230
>>167233
>>167334

>Hey guys it's Karl again. So I gotta tell yuo about what happened last night.
>turns out the girl sleeps and stuff, she's still asleep now. It's been about 6 hours.

>So I asked her if she could do like a diagnostic check. She opened her mouth like she wanted to say something but all that came out was this sorta low whisper. I couldn't really make out what it was. So I asked if it were okay to open her up. She didn't say antything so I took it as a yes.

>Her back plate is stuck pretty tight and it took me a while to open it.
>If there were any doubts that she were a robot this cleared it up. She has some wires and chips back there but some of it looks pretty beaten up and burnt. Some of the wires look cut to. I'm not to good with electronics so I don't wanna mess with anything...
>You know I've seen like those little robot action figures and stuff but nothing this big or advance!

>Anyway I got her some old parts from my pc and she seemed to like them. I also got her some old copper wiring and she ate them just as fast.
>I opened the back panel again and it looked a little better to!

>I'm gonna go buy those computer things tomorrow and see what she prefers. The stores are closed now and I don't wanna go to the scrap heap right now.

>Til then!

oh sweet.advanced self-repair system. it may take a while but at least now we know she is going to get better sometime.

>>167365
Since she chews it you can be certain that she just wants the raw components. So she'll eat cheap and expensive parts all just the same.

Go to a scrapyard and let her pick out what she wants to eat from all the junk. Most computers that wind up there are in working order and are simply obsolete or suffering from software problems, but since she CHEWS them she would be just fine with broken parts.

If you want to spend money on expensive parts then wait for her to be repaired enough to tell you how her repair system works.

>>167365
Scrapheap is your best bet. There is lots of old electronics there. She should be able to find what she needs there to restore basic functionality. Then you can find out more about her. Like who sent her, what she is and what she wants.

>>167369
If you do go to a scrap-heap though, be careful to get parts with minimal corrosion, and clean them off, first.
Don't wanna find out what corroded materials or bio-filth will do to her.

>>167365
Sounds good, but if you are going to leave her home make sure she understands not to eat all you electronics while you're out.

Oh and try to get things without all kinds of plastic, focus on a variety of metals and chip boards and stuff. I don't think the plastic hurts her but it shouldn't do her as much good. It's like... empty carbs or something.

>>167374
Actually, bring her with.
You won't need to transport all the stuff you want, and she won't eat your TV.

Fixed(?) Karl 2010/04/20(Tue)14:04 No. 167404 ID: e9a4f7
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>She spoke!

>Okay, I should start from the beggining.
>So I was going to take her to the scrap heap but I was thinking it might eb bad to take her out right now.
>Like, I've been watching the news and stuff and I haven't seen any reports of a missing robo girl so I'm not sure about her. I could take her out and then some shady guys dressed in black could take her away!
>So I decided to leave her home. I told her I'd be right back and to not eat any of my electronics. She didn't say anything but I think she understood.

>So I went out to the scrapyard and got some computer things and old things like some thrown out 360's and Ps3's. I also got more parts like wires and stuff and old computer ships. Some of the things there looked as good as new.

>So i went back home with my new stuff and she hadn't eaten anything. Actually she was sitting in the exact same spot I left her.

>Anyway I gave her the new stuff and she seemed to really enjoy the newish computer stuff but she ignored the Xbox. So I did a little test and split it open and she began eating the insides.

>Then she spoke!

>She said "At f-f-fifty percent. Regggain ssspeach motorrr cognitive need can't......"
>And that was it. I've tried to get her to say more but she won't talk.
>Still it's something. I just wish I knew more about how her body worked.

>>167404
Seems like she's at 50% capacity and just regained her speech motors. She needs more electronics. Go fetch another batch at the scrapyard.

>>167404
Continue feeding operation. Begin discreet internet searches about robot conspiracies or something. Use a ip service like TOR (The Onion Router) to keep yourself relatively annonymous...

>>167404
You should try getting some broken cameras for their lenses. I think she needs eyes.

Also, maybe some speakers and microphones for her ears.

Xbox too big for her? Get some old gameboys.

Suggestion 2010/04/20(Tue)14:40 No. 167419 ID: a6ca77
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Also get some hair clips or something...Let's see this face already!

>>167404
Take your car to the scrapyard and fill it with parts, then let her go to town on them.

i think the 'cognitive need can't..' part means that while the speech parts are better, her brain can't take the strain of using them yet.

the outer case of an xbox is a sturdier plastic then the motherboards are printed on. she may be able to eat recyclable plastic.

>>167469
Circuit boards are fiberglass, not plastic.

>>167404
Is her hair getting longer? Is she getting any bigger? Or just heavier I guess, she should but that would be hard to test. You know, because she's eating all this stuff it needs somewhere to go, and probably can't use everything. She might use some of the non electric stuff to "grow up" her external form, if she can. Even then at some point she wouldn't use all of it.

It may seem crude, but I'm a bit worried what her kind of waste material would do to your septic systems.

>>167500

Thinking along similar lines...what other kinds of inputs does she need? Electricity? Water? Other types of food? So many questions...

the inverse of your situation is this
http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=3849
robot girls that self-destruct if you DON'T stick it in them.

Pretty cute Gene 2010/04/21(Wed)00:25 No. 167776 ID: cf68aa
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>>167413
>>167406
>>167413


>Hey Tgchan. It's night time now and the girl's asleep again.
>So I went back to the scrapyard and I got like cameras and some just scrap metal and stuff. I also got her one of those vintage Gameboy Advace SP things.
>I brought it back and again she was just sitting in the same spot. The only time's I see her move is to go to sleep or to eat.
>So I gave her the stuff and she really liked the camera's but she took one bite of the gameboy and just tossed it aside, same thing for the scrap metal.

>>167500
>>167507

>Those are actually some good questions... I don't know what else she needs since she doesn't talk much. And I haven't seen her go into the bathroom other then when she took her first shower here.

>>167419

>Here, I hope this came out well.

>So I need to know what should I be getting her and stuff? her eyes look messed up and so do her inside. Also she walks like she's limping or something.

>>167407
>I'm gonna do that and post the results later tonight.

>>167776
Try feeding her more complicated electronics like motherboards. Also, get her a couple of microphones and camera lenses, see how she reacts to the innards of a television.

>>167776
How strange.
Ask her for a status report, and what components she needs the most.

>>167776
She isn't moving very well? Get her some motors. Like, remote control cars and stuff. Plus, more cameras. Her eyes still aren't fixed.

>>167776
So her needs are at least a bit more particular. You should focus on getting more advanced components for her. Newer computer parts, advanced game systems, etc. None of which need to be in working order of course. For metals it'll be a bit harder, since getting spools of copper wire or such is going to be more cost and work. I'd say avoid raw metals, and just get more things like hard drives for that purpose.

While she is still repairing she is probably making use of almost everything she is eating, so there wouldn't be much need to toss anything out yet.

>>167781
that's a good one. motors for motor control. haha.

Get a battery. Feed it to her. If she eats it she likely runs on electricity...otherwise we'll have to figure it out ourselves...

You could try offering her oil, gasoline, and alcohol.

>>167820


I wouldn't feed her a battery, considering the contents. However get a 9 volt and see if she'll 'drink' the energy. Make sure to tell her not to eat the whole thing.

After that an outlet with any adapter plug might do the trick.

And you can take a car battery for emergency charges if you're every out and about.

>>167918
Yeah, Batteries are not a good idea for eating.
Maybe show her a car-battery, and see what she does.
If she tries to grab the terminals, stand back and watch.
If she tries to bite it, pull her back.
They're big, so she might not try to eat it if she can't fit it in her mouth, and they have high amperage, so if she can get energy, it'll give her a pretty big boost.
However, they contain a mixture of water and Sulfuric acid, so if she does try eating it, it could damage her.
Just stand by to keep her safe.

>>167918
>>167928

You guys are worried about what she eats after giving her a bunch of computer parts? She's not human...we have no idea how it works...

Anyway, the idea was more about getting a 9v and seeing if she swallowed it whole or something...Something to indicate she has internal battery stores...

>>167937
I'm worried because she's capable of being damaged, and battery acid is VERY potent.
She's more likely to just stick the terminals to her tongue, or grab them, than to actually eat the battery, since she seems to know what would or wouldn't be good for her, but I'm trying to err on the side of caution.
You raise a good point, though. Give her a 9v, and if she swallows it, get some more small batteries. If she sticks the terminals on her tongue or something, get her a car battery. If she discards or ignores it, just find some more electronics.

Sugar Karl 2010/04/21(Wed)13:36 No. 168028 ID: e9a4f7
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>Hey Tgchan, Karl here again.

>>167778

>Okay so I asked her for a status report. She just sorta looked at me and mumbled something I didn't understand.

>So for the past day I've been going back and forth and getting her better parts like motherboards and RAM and I got some wires and stuff to.

>She's been getting mnore picky. Like for the wires she strips away the rubber and eats just the metal on the inside of it and she doesn't eat the balls that are in mice anymore.

>>167841
>>167928
>>167937
>>167952

>So I gave her all the batteries I could find from 9v ones to car batteries. At first she looked at them then she licked the car battery. After that she kinda just tossed them aside and ignored them. I also gave her oil, alchohol and water but she didn't seem to want any of those.

>I was kinda worried about what she's doing for energy since I haven't seen her like recharge or anything.

>Then last earlier I got my answer.
>I stepped out for a bit and I heard something in the kitchen. I noticed she wasn't where she normally would be so I grabbed my camera and snagged this picture.

>I don't know if you can tell but sh ate a whole bag of sugar. A WHOLE BAG. Then she got water from the tap and just left the kitchen.
>I'm even more surprised since the sugar was in the top shelf...
>She's just gets more mysterious each day.

>Also I checked online and there have been no reports of fighting bots her size. I'll show what I got soon.

>Til then!

>>168028
Keep giving her parts for now, and pick up some glucose syrup. If you can't find it pure then get some Kero syrup, since that would still be better than a bag of sugar.
Ask her for a status update and what she needs just before each post, since that information is very important.

its possible she is limping due to dislocated or misplaced bones.

can you check if her bones are straight, intact and connecting properly?

Continue feeding operation....but don't forget to be discreet. If you've been going to the same scrapyard for your parts for a while now, find another one.

Also, try asking your coworkers if they have any non-functioning computers/electronics they want to get rid of. Since you work in a supermarket, there should be tons of people you are slightly acquainted with. If they ask about it, say you're trying to do a kind of art project with it. If they ever ask to see the project, say that it didn't go anywhere.

Karl 2010/04/21(Wed)14:12 No. 168040 ID: e9a4f7
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>Hey guys.

>So I did a google search so see if there were any reports of a missing robot girl or anything and it didn't turn up anything. There's no missing persons reprts or anything. She must cost millions though! I know a decent robo fighter costs like 3k.

>>168029
>Like maple syrup?

>I've got that.
>So I asked her what she needs and she seem spoke again!

>She turned to me and said

>"Memory 25%. Cognitive 15%. Mobility 40% Partially damaged left leg. Speech 79%. Vison is impaired innnn both eyes, currently at 34% Internal Organs critical, need immediate repair, currently at 9%, materials being used to repair functionss nnnnneded tttto mo..........."

>And then she just stopped again. She tried to talk cause I could see her mouth moving but she didn't say anything.

>All that talking tired her out cause now she's asleep again.

>>168033
>So I checked her legs while she was asleep and her left leg is bent slightly. Not like broken but really just bent.

>>168035
>Ah damn... That reminds me... I need to go to work again.., I've called in sick like two days now. But yeah I gotta be more secretive about this.

>Okay, I gotta go now but if you guys can figure out anything it'd be much appreciated! Thanks!

>>168040
Start grabbing random junk, but include a steel bar with it. Rebar, if you can get it.
Also grab various grades of plastics both hard and soft, some silicone parts, plenty of electric motors and desktop computer power supplies, and whatever high-quality cameras you can find - interchangeable lenses for focusing, and digital cameras for the CMOS sensors.

Open up her back panel and use a flashlight to look around. You need to find out what her organs are made of.

Also: Tell her to put everything possible into repairing her internal organs, and ask what materials they requires.

>>168040
enjoy typing to us from your iphone, she will eat the computer.

Um... Maybe you can give her some paper and a pencil, see if she can communicate by writing?

get some speakers and microphones.

>>168040

Ok...Another way to get lots of parts cheaply is Ebay...

There are tons of old computers /electronics on eBay that are being sold for parts relatively cheaply.

For about $150 dollars you should be able to get...

2 non-working, old laptops
2 old cellphones
25 Feet of high quality/heavy guage copper wire.

If you are running out of things to scavenge at the dump and can't get you coworkers to part w/ old electronics...You can always turn to Ebay as a last resort...

i dont know about your country, but here in pig disgusting and outdated land, there are always some repair shops that receive equiepment too old to be repaired, thse usually are donated to art institutions, engineering schools or junkyards.

Also, I want to know more about your background Karl...In the next post if you could expand on your education, life, family, etc...

Someone sent this to you for a reason. I want to see if there is anything in your background that stands out...

Also, I kinda want to know your education level to see about getting you a better job...Yeah, I know the economy isn't great right now...but I'm pretty sure you can do better than a supermarket min-wage job...

Another good investment sugar wise is pure cane sugar, if you can find it.
Keep getting her RAM and motherboards, and start getting her hard drives, processors, et cetera.
Also get her some very clear glass, some sand or silica powder, a camera phone, and some rare earth magnets.
Keep feeding her wire, get uncoated wire, save her some effort, and get some electric motors and steel re-bar.
That should give her the raw materials she needs according to the latest diagnostic.

>>168094
She ate a bag of pure cane sugar - crystalline sucrose.
I'm saying he should get her some glucose, since then she doesn't need to expend any energy breaking it down before using it.

Hmm. Internal organs. Apparently you haven't given her much of anything that matches their functionality, since it's only at 9%. It seems as though she can use sugarwater for sustenance. Keep getting her bags of sugar. Just go with what works. You can try a few different types of sugar to see if she prefers one kind.

For her internal organs... Wait a second, can you find some busted-up battle droids? I'm sure if she cannibalizes something like that she'd improve dramatically.

Ooooh, maybe some spark plugs.

Work Karl 2010/04/21(Wed)22:00 No. 168276 ID: cf68aa
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Hey Tgchan, it's me Karl. I'm at work right now...

>>168046
>So I told her to try and fix up er organs. She nodded so I think she understood that. Last time I tried to open her up and see inside her the ship was blocking anything else. I don't feel very confident in myself to move it around.

>>168128
>Hey yeah! I can do that! I'll look for a used one as soon as I get out!

>>168058
>>168094
>>168059

>So I got a bunch more parts and stuff for her including some sand and cameras and stuff. She was munching on them all day. I looked at her eye again and it looks better but she really doesn't like it when I touch her hair too much.

>>168056
>Well I gave her my iPhone (I'm doing this from work!) and I sorta showed her how to do stuff on it and I specifically told her to now eat it and that it was very expensive. I everything goes well it'll be in one piece later and she'll have written some messages on it.

>>168062
>I've been wondering the same thing... I'm a pretty average guy. My father saved some money in his account in case he ever passed on, which he did and gave it to me. I have a major in History but sadly that doesn't get me anywhere in life.

>Uhm... I can't think of anything else that makes me stand out..

>crap! I gtg! Be back soon!

Pic- It's my work place

Suggestion 2010/04/21(Wed)22:03 No. 168278 ID: cf68aa
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Testing.

Test 1, contacting http://Tgchan.org/kusaba/

Echo off. Command not needed.

Hello world.

>>168278
Identification?
Status check?
Materials requirements for assigned task?

>>168278
Hello! We're trying to help you out. Can tell us what specific materials you can use best to repair yourself?

How did you wind up so broken, anyway?

>>168278
Hello girly robot. What happened to you to make you so busted?

>>168278
Well hello there, robot girl. Got a name?

We've been trying to help you get fixed up, raw materials is simple enough for basic things but what specifically do you need for internal organs? Any particular metals, chemicals, or what?

Is your hair purely decorative?

>>168278
Hello!
Do you have a name?
If not, do you want us to give you one?

Suggestion 2010/04/22(Thu)11:22 No. 168508 ID: cf68aa
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>>168279
I am 00000001a
Status-Critically injured, need immediate repair. Repairs are being taken care of.
Materials Needed- fiberglass, copper, tin, lead , ammonium chloride, brass/gold/silver, plastic, phenolic resin, epoxy resin. Replacement organs also needed.

Epidermis is also damaged slightly, silicone is needed to repair this.

Leg is malformed. Can not repair this.

>>168281
short term memory has been prioritized over long term. Will answer once memory is restored.

>>168287
I like it.

>>168306
You may name me if you wish.

I have taken a picture showing the external damage. External damage and motor functions are prioritized over internal.

>>168508
Fixing the internal damage is more important. By the way, that callsign is pretty interesting, makes me think you were the first one built, maybe not a prototype, but the first one out of line.

Anyway, how much do you need in each material? Both in metric and that abominable other system known as imperial or whatever. Because some of them a kind of expensive. Oh, and could you build yourself a new working leg if you had the right materials?

>>168508
Prioritize internal organs over all else. Critical system damage takes priority over surface damage.
Which materials are required to repair internal organs?

For surface damage, the priority goes neck and head, hands, then a gradient starting high at your upper torso and ending low at your feet.

How can your malformed leg be repaired? Could you rebuild it if the bent section was removed?

>>168510

I agree that precise amounts for raw materials required would aid acquisition.

Also, What is your primary purpose? Are you a kill-bot? Generalized? protocol droid?

>fiberglass, copper, tin, lead ,
easy.
>ammonium chloride, brass/gold/silver, plastic,
harder, CRT monitors and old TVs contain a small amount of gold. silver is also very rare in computer components, brass at least comes easy.
> phenolic resin, epoxy resin
mew. used, to be used or to be prepared?

>Replacement organs also needed
LIVE organs? explain.

you got stabbed?

also malformed leg is usually repaired by breaking it and let it reset propely. can you repair your leg or do we need to do that as well?

>00000001a
Oia? Ona?
Suggesting to call her Ona until further information is revealed.

>>168508
>Replacement organs also needed.
We will need more information on these. Can you repair or construct these yourself, or do we need to acquire them somehow? Will not having them immediately result in irreversible malfunctions?

Fiberglass is what circuit boards are created from, so more of those are easy to acquire. You say you require plastic but you have been rejecting plastic based items, is there a particular kind of plastic you need? And gold and silver can be difficult to get due to expense, a measure of how much is needed is important.

As for a name, may I suggest Zerlina? It is a Latin name and means "created", also you can be more commonly called Lina for short.

>>168530
>Ona
If you prefer not to have a name that references your artificial nature, we can call you Ona, short for Onawa, which is a native american name meaning "awake". You are more than just materials and automation, after all.

I'm going to go with Zerlina. It's appropriate on several levels.

>>168519
>ammonium chloride
Decently cheap and readily available. Last I checked you could get it medical grade for about $45/kg.
Lina, do you need it as a flux for soldering? Could we substitute solder for lead, tin, and ammonium chloride?

>CRT monitors and TVs
Those are both CRTs, and I believe you're thinking of phosphorus.
The magnetic windings are high in copper, but broken motors are a better source for that.
Bronze is harder to come by, but we should be able to get enough of that.

>Silver
Yea, I don't know what you need that for; a catalyst agent?
On the upshot, silver's pretty cheap.
How much of it do you need? Current market value is about $18 per troy ounce, so if it's just an ounce or two that shouldn't be a problem.

>Gold
Gold is hovering around $1140 per troy ounce, so you're going to have to strip that off of circuit-boards and contact plates.


How much are the RAM chips and CPUs helping? Any type you would prefer?

>>168544
yeah, the junkyard is your best bet to get the rare metal cheap. we also have to consider the dude has a stash but isnt loaded, he works for cheap in a supermarket.

Sevedona. Seven zed, one, a. Sev for short.

Silicone should be easy. You can get silicone gloves at cooking stores.

>>168552
well you see, silicone sealant is more what we are looking for.

she is also not stating how she wants these components. epoxy is a ass to work with once you mix the components.

>>168545
If by "rare metal" you mean "Gold", then yes.
Everything else is cheap enough that he can afford more than enough,

>>168553
No, she wants chunks of silicone. Sealant isn't the right kind of silicone to use for imitation skin.

Suggestion 2010/04/22(Thu)14:12 No. 168569 ID: e9a4f7
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>how much do you need in each material?

I'm afraid I can not calculate that. I need more Polyvinyl chloride and silver than other things.

>>168515
External appearance takes priority over internal functions. Epidermis and open wounds must be cleared first.

RAM and CPU are being used for base components. Higher quality RAM chips can be utilized but they are not needed at the moment. My body qill make it's own.

My leg is not broken merely bent. I have no way of repairing this. Outside force will be needed. Pain is being blocked constantly but this is expanding energy.

Internal organs are in critical shape. Severe malfunction imminent unless replaced/repaired within 72 hours.

>As for a name, may I suggest Zerlina? It is a Latin name and means "created", also you can be more commonly called Lina for short.

I like it. Thank you for naming me.

>>168518

I am meant to be a companion. I can age and am able to simulate emotions. I also know, or rather, knew how to cook and how to care for myself.

I have p[provided a picture of my favorite food. I found it in a cupboard. It is very good.

>>168569
Incorrect. Your wounds can be masked with layers of clothing, and you are not subject to infection or wound contamination. Surface damage will not lead to a critical failure

The largest risk of critical failure comes from organ failure. Therefore, preventing organ failure is the highest priority.

What materials do you require to repair your organs?

On a less important note, could you rebuild your leg if the bent portion was removed?

>>168569
Define nature of internal organs. Are they biological components? How can they be repaired?

>Pain
...Why do you have pain? You should be able to just shut that off... or just not be bothered... well no matter. We'll have Karl bend you back into shape as well as possible.

As for syrup, we should be able to get large amounts of that easily. I assume it is needed for energy? Does it have another purpose besides that, and being enjoyable?

>>168574
I think the external wounds are related to the organ damage, and cleaning and sealing them is necessary for the other repairs to follow.

>>168569

Let Karl (The guy feeding you.) know the list of components and the time limit. As luck would have it he has resources.

Prioritize the list for him in order of what's needed most to least. Also give him quantities.

He can probably find most of what you need around town, but he might have to special order and overnight some stuff.

>>168569
How much force is needed to bend your leg back to its proper shape? Can you remove the soft outer layer to enable bending of the leg without damaging outer materials?

Suggestion 2010/04/23(Fri)00:04 No. 168845 ID: cf68aa
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>>168577

Sorry. Our definitions of 'pain' are somewhat different. Pain tells me if a body part is damaged, both internal and external. I have been under 'pain' since arriving here. I am using some energy to block it.

Other then giving me energy to burn it also tastes good and I enjoy it.

>>168841
>>168574

Outer appearance takes priority. I can not repair my leg. It would need to be removed then re consumed. I can not remove my leg.

>>168605
I am not sure how much I need. Sorry.

I have taken a picture of my leg. It has been making walking difficult.

>>168845
We'll get you a crutch for now I think. Removing that leg so you can consume and reconstruct it will be very difficult. I assume cutting it off would suffice? Or would that kind of severe damage cause other problems for you?

>>168845
Your purpose is to be a companion.
The person to whom you are assigned does not consider appearance to be a priority, but does consider your well-being to be a priority. As a companion, the concerns of your friend outweigh your default priorities.
Therefore, your appearance is a lower priority than your internal organs.

if you suffer a cataclysmic failure then you will have lost any chance of fulfilling your function. if you wish to fulfill it then you must be around long enough that karl can develop an emotional bond with you. therefor internal organs take priority over outer appearance.

>>168845
>Outer appearance takes priority.
It logically shouldn't, but I guess that's just how you're programmed. Can you alone or with assistance access and alter your programming to prioritize internal organs over appearance and motor control?

If we were to just cut off your leg you can eat it and rebuild it, would that process cause too much pain for you to handle? Or take too long? We could do the same for your wounds, cut the edges away cleanly so repair can be done properly? Or is a simple surface cleaning sufficient?

You have yet to address the nature of your organs. I understand their priority is low for you, but the planning stage for appearance, motor control and everything else is advanced as far as possible for the moment, so now planning on how to repair or replace internal organs can be addressed.

or, if by 'companion' you meant... sex. then you would need to grow a lot older as your current owner will only do that with an adult. internal organs would then need repairing as the time it would take to grow old enough to be suitable would take far longer then 72 hours.

SirTen!!H3AwAzMwMw 2010/04/23(Fri)04:08 No. 168903 ID: a7a85a
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Actually damaged girls are highly sought after by the average manga collector, which Karl obviously is one.

You would in fact better serve your appearance without surface repairs, at least as an experiment, instead bandaging yourself and adopting a crutch.

Karl will likely pay you all the more attention.

>>168903
Listen to this man, he knows what he's talking about.

Suggestion 2010/04/23(Fri)12:30 No. 168969 ID: e9a4f7
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>>168850
>>168851
>>168853
>>168903
>>168904

...
I see. All materials will be allocated to internal organs. Outer appearance is now a low priority.

I was not aware that 'Karl' wanted this. Repair is underway.

>>168852

Cutting off my leg will probably cause immense pain but this is needed to repair it.

I have switched priority to organs now. They are at 14% now and they are steadily increasing.

However my heart is damaged beyond repair and I will need a replacement. I believe Karl is getting me a old mech to eat, that will help.

>>168853

I'm afraid I can no longer have sex.

Oh. Karl is coming back. I should return this to him.

I enjoyed talking to all of you. Goodbye.

I assume the leg cant be repaired by hammering back into shape.

>>168969
Why cut off the leg entirely?
It would make more sense to carefully cut into the leg and detach the bone, as that would require less effort than replacing the entire leg.

What prevents you from having sex? The note that was with you said something about exploding; have you been sabotaged?

>>168969
Well you said the leg could be fixed by external force. So Karl should be able to help you out with it.

But lets make sure you get past the first 72 hours before we worry about that. Will the old mech heart work or will we have to get something else?

>>168970
this is correct. in reality when you have a bone that healed like that, you BREAK IT to place it on the right path.

then you get some pins and a casting.

Karl 2010/04/23(Fri)14:01 No. 168989 ID: e9a4f7
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>WOAH! I leave for work and check the thread and she's posted all this! This is amazing!
>So she's been pushing to fix her outer self more then internal things? Well I'm glad you guys got her to change her mind.

>I need to fix that leg later but I'm a little squeamish about bending it back into place or cutting it off...

>anyway so I got home and found her just passed out on the floor! I was really worried about that cause I thought it was something bad so I shook her a bit. She turned to me and looked kinda annoyed then went back to sleep, so I guess she's okay.

>I went to the store down the street and bought a lot of syrup for her to eat.

>You know she says she's a robot but can robots do things like enjoy food? She likes syrup and how her hair looks. I thought robots couldn't do that?

>Anyway she's sleeping in my bed now, here's a pic. she looks so cute sleeping ^_^

>SO anyway I've bought some more things for her online after reading her post. I got silver, gold and silicone online. This has been eating into my savings though...

>I also bought an old mech, I'll give it to her for breakfast tomorrow. So the only thing left to worry about is her leg..

>So yeah if you guys got anymore advice about her I'd love to hear it!

P.S.
>Love the name!

>>168989
You bought gold online? I would have said keep feeding her scrap circuit-boards, but I suppose this is faster.
Compared to the gold, the silver and silicone are dirt cheap. At least that much is working in your favor.

When she wakes up you need to confirm for her that you consider her life to be high priority, her functionality to be medium priority, and her appearance to be low priority. Ask her to use text, not speech.

Then ask her about where you could acquire a replacement heart, and if you can put in a bypass, remove her heart, and feed it to her so she can generate a new one.

Next time you're at the scrap yard I want you to snag a whole bunch of computers and monitors so you can piece together a working system for her to use. She can eat any broken parts, so don't worry too much about it.

As far as her leg goes? We fix that pretty easily. Wake her up so she can tell you what tools you need and help you through the process, but you're going to want to use a knife to cut through her skin, move her internals out of the way, detach and remove her damaged bone, and feed it to her.

>>168989
i am highly against these purchases. you should be able to find useful parts in a junkyard or repair shops for relatively cheap.

>>168994
REMOVE the bone leg and FEED it to her?

thats a tad much. if you CAN, then its easy to repair, you just need a good balcony, a table torque and a hammer.

>>168994
Let's wait until she wakes up on her own before doing anything. We've got time.

>>168998
Not Silver and Silicone

>>168999
It's impossible to bend it exactly back into shape, and the material stresses involved means that the bone would be weak.
Besides that, removal and reprocessing can be made with far smaller incisions than pounding it back into shape.

if she is able to make a brand new legbone from nothing then there isnothing preventing her from repairing the structural integrity loss of peforming said repair.

we should ask her what she can actualy do.

>>168989
Well restoring her to full mobility would probably make her alot happier. But that can wait until all other systems are ready.

Until then I think maybe you should try talking to her. Find out a bit more about what she is and why she is at your place.

>>169008
She can't repair it because it's bent, not broken. She told us herself that she can't fix it, and said she could eat and regrow her leg.

>>169018
she can repair the weakened material but not the bend, she can grow a new leg or legbone but that is incredibly asinine considering we can simply un-bend the bone and reinsert it.

we should DE-bend her bone nonetheless. if we remove the bone she will need to spend energy to grow a new one, she will also need a casting to make sure it grows the right size.

>>169147
We want to minimize the extent of the damage we cause while repairing her.
That means we REMOVE the bent bone but leave the rest of the leg completely intact. Then she only needs to regrow the bone instead of the entire limb. That gives her a shorter recovery time and lets her focus her resources on more important things.

>>168989
Hopefully once we're done she should be lower maintenance, and only get by on syrups and the occasional spare part.

As for that leg, it will hurt her to remove but it's the best way for her to heal. And with the leg removed it would likely hurt far less, since what is left is undamaged. Perhaps investing in a power tool capable of cutting through metal quickly is a good idea, the pain will be brief that way and she can get to healing all the sooner.

Her "emotions" are a curious matter, they should be just emulations but they effect things in a personal sort of way for her. Something designed to just act as if they had emotions wouldn't have preferences, or have such trouble with pain. Maybe the emulations worked a bit too well?

The whole unable to have sex bit worries me though... not that there is any need for that capacity but why is it like that at all? It may be a purely physical problem, or some sort of android version of trauma. If she is actually set to explode over it we should get it fixed, just in case something else could trigger it. It would suck for her to go off like a grenade just because something hit her in the metal groin.

>>169152
why? she is a robot, making things exact is one thing they are known for. it will grow to the exact size she needs then stop growing because she told it to. also, we can't un-bend it because unless we use a huge industrial straightener machine it will still be a little wonky.

>>169154
how is regrowing a bone leg redirecting resources to were they are needed?

if we de-bend it and insert it, its unlikely it will cost her more energy that actualy eating the bone to grow it back form scratch.

>>169162
IF you could de-bend the bone so it is in perfect condition then yes. but we don't have access to a machine that can un-bend it perfectly.

I suspect that even if bent back into place it still wouldn't be ideal, due to subtle differences in shape and even unseen stresses in the metal could continue to cause her pain. Better to start over from scratch.

Although it isn't technically important, I feel I should note that Zerlina also means "serene beauty" in Teutonic (an iron age Germanic language), and "beautiful dawn" in Spanish.

Karl 2010/04/24(Sat)00:41 No. 169393 ID: cf68aa
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>Hey guys it's me Karl! Maybe I should get a trip or something..? Ah well.

>So it's morning now and Lina is up and about. She's still limping though but she gets around easily enough.

>So I got her a really good brand of syrup, she gulped that down like there was no tomorrow.
>I also showed her the old mech I bought. She practically pounced on that thing. I helped her open it and she began eating the insides of it, she seems to really want to fix up her organs now.

>>168994
>So I told her that I would prefer if she made sure her insides were working and to save her outer self for later, all she did was nod.

>I asked her to tell me how repaired she was and she wrote that she's up to 89% but her leg, skin and brain still need to be fixed. her heart and other things seem to be working now.
>Also I really don't know how I'm going to fix her leg... I'm not a surgeon or anything.

>>169156
>yeah the emotions thing is weird.
>Like I decided to take another picture of her face without her hair in front of it to show the changes and I took it but she said she doesn't like it when I touch her hair too much.
>how can she not like it?
>It's not like it's causing pain but more like it's just not something she enjoys. And to not enjoy things means that there are things you must enjoy. This is confusing -_-

>Anyway I'm giving her my iPhone again so if there's anything you wanna say to her feel free to. I gotta go to work again.

>Til later!

so what is mostly in your brain? and for your leg, should it just have the whole thing pulled out of the socket or would cutting just above the bend be best?

>>169393
Fixing her leg is going to be easier than you might think.

Short version?
Get a knife and some bolt cutters.
Warn her first, then use a knife to cut open the flesh at her knee and ankle.
Detach the bone from the joints. This might be tricky, and if you have to force it then ALWAYS damage the bone instead of the joint.
If you can remove the bone via the existing incisions that's great, but if not then just cut along the shin.
Once the bone is out you can hand it to her and let her do her thing.

>>169399
pretty sure it's the femur that's bent, between the knee and ankle is two bones.

>>169399
Oh, wait, idea!
Lina, do you have a software block that prevents you from taking an action that results in damage?
Or can you remove your leg bone on your own?

Also, you said that sex is no longer possible. Why is that?

>>169393
Hey Lina have you ever thought about getting a haircut? You could have someone make your hair look however you want it. Or do you like your hair the way it is normally? Just hanging down like that?

Ooooh maybe you could find one of Karl's combs and mess with your hair yourself.

Hello there Lina, how do you feel today? Use any meaning of "feel" that you feel is relevant. How well are your energy reserves holding up, do we need to get you larger quantities of syrup?

So your skin needs to be cleaned out before it can be repaired, is there anything special we need for this? Will just a damp cloth do, or do we need solvents and wire brushes or something?

The brain is important as well, I'd say second after internal organs. Does it's low state of repair represent a lack of certain materials or is it simply lagging behind due to repair priorities?

Karl could get an electric saw to cut off your damaged leg, is this a good idea? Would you be able to handle going through that at your current state or repair? Could it be perhaps disassembled less destructively?

And lastly, although it is still soon to be a great concern it will be important for you to express your likes and dislikes and the reasons for them. It's part of filling the role of a companion, caring for one another mutually is part of human nature. The matter of your hair for example, do you prefer it unkempt or do you take issue with anyone but yourself handling it?

>>169393
Hello again Zerlina. Good to see that you're feeling better.

So, do you have any idea why you ended up at Karls door? You seem like quite a complicated piece of machinery and a very expensive one. So why would someone decide to dump you in front of a strangers door, and break you quite a bit before doing so. Hmmm, might be luddites that stole you and tried to break you, but that still doesn't explain the dumping in front of a door. Unless Karl works with robotics or something like that, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Could you try reviewing your logs for clues?

GET HAMMER
*advice dog*
UNBEND LEG

Suggestion 2010/04/24(Sat)20:18 No. 169735 ID: cf68aa
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>>169397

Hello again. It is nice to hear from everyone.
My leg would be best replaced by cutting it off where the bend is. The whole bone can be removed as well.

>>169439
If something harms either me or my companion it is registered as 'bad'. I try to not do bad things. However if it for our safety I am allowed to ignore this list of bad things. However if the bad thing is 'forbidden' then I may not do it under any circumstances.
Causing myself pain is 'bad'. I can not remove my own leg.

I can no longer have sex due to.. I am not sure why. I just know I can not. I can test out this theory though but it may end badly.

>>169484
....
Memory is damaged. Can not remember anything from before I was picked up. Sorry.

>>169450
I am good today and my energy levels are high. I am only eating this now because I enjoy it.

>>169450
>skin... Brain... leg...

My skin does not get infected and my insides can clean themselves fairly well. No disinfectant will be needed.

My brain is a low priority. It does not hinder my performance in any way.

Cutting along the shin will bring about the least pain and damage.

>..Hair
+
>>169445

I do not like it when people touch my hair or mess with it to much. Also I do not want it cut. I feel comfortable with the length it is at now.

I tried to style it myself. I took a picture. I am not sure if I did it right.

>>169735
Would it be better to remove just the bone, or to remove the entire leg?

>>169735
Heheh. That's not quite right. Looks like you could use some more examples of what constitutes a 'good' hairstyle. Perhaps some fashion magazines would help. Or just a simple image search on the internet.

Are there any parts in your body which aren't part of your schematics, or have unknown functions?

>>169735
you.... need magazines on the world...

Also, do you know where a book on your programming can be found. This guy can at least study it and modify you to your desired modifications (use of self-pain to prioritize your existance is a good example...)

>>169736
considering she doesnt seem to know everything about herself, im dubious on any action we may peform now. after she recover her memory a bit we will rummage trhu her manuals lookin for a proper means.

ripping the skin to feed her the bone still sounds wrong, but better that what she want us to do. remember of >>166961 and that she literally asked us to cut her leg off.

>I can no longer have sex due to.. I am not sure why. I just know I can not. I can test out this theory though but it may end badly
nyu huh.

do you have pain there? you have a "there" right?

did a bad man named "flails breaker" touched you in a bad place?

>>169735
I know causing yourself pain is 'bad', and that's good, but have you ever heard of doing something for the 'Greater good'? If you did it yourself, you'd be causing yourself pain, yes, but it'd be repairing yourself, and would you wouldn't have pain at all after you did it. So, while doing it yourself might be doing yourself pain in the short run, in the long run, it would mean you would be taking away your pain, wouldn't it?

Anyway, if you really don't want to (Or can't) do it yourself, we should ask Karl to do it. This seems like the kind of thing we want to get done as soon as possible.

>>169735
The hair... tries to do a few too many things. You don't need the ponytail or the comb in your hair, just keep it brushed and out of your eyes and you'll be fine.

More brains always makes for a better companion, I say. Perhaps it doesn't belong as the highest priority but if you can divert enough resources so you can communicate freely with Karl it would serve him and yourself better.

I suppose we shouldn't worry too much about the sex issue, but the note that came with you said anything "bad" done to you could cause you to explode. If you have a fault that can cause an explosion, no matter the circumstances, it should be dealt with or at least understood. When you are able, do a complete diagnostic for anything that can cause such an effect.

Lastly, we know already that you dislike some things such as having your hair messed with, and that you like syrup. Can you list any other things you like and don't like? Or will you not know until the situation arises?

Suggestion 2010/04/25(Sun)16:30 No. 170019 ID: cf68aa
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>>169736

The bone would be the best because I would only have to regrow the bone and not the leg.

>>169737
Hmm.. I shall look up various hairstyles later. I need to also know what kind Karl would prefer.

>>169750
I do not know of any, however my behavior can be modified through vocal commands. Good and Bad are the two basic modifiers. I try to do good things and avoid bad ones.

>>169777
I will try to find the source of this problem as soon as possible.

Things I like? I like syrup, my hair, Karl, eating, bathing, sleeping, opening computers, cooking, watching clouds and reading. I do not like big bodies of water, the dark, not being with Karl, fake metals, rust, people touching my hair and dogs.

>>169759
By 'there' I am going to assume you are talking about my groin. No, it is not in any pain. I have no memory from before Karl found me but scans show that no one has yet to touch me there.

>>169741
Scans show that there are several within my head. I can not turn them off or find out their purpose.

Karl seems to be worried that I like and dislike things. I think I should stop that.

Also I have located a box within his room. It is filled with many components that I need to repair myself. He did not say I could not eat it.

The picture I have sent is of my and this box.

>>170019
It is good to have likes and dislikes. Karl is simply afraid of upsetting you, and unfamiliar with the concept of non-organic intelligence. You should let him know when he wants to do something you dislike, and tell him what you like.

Eating things Karl has not permitted you to eat is bad. It may have significant value to Karl.
Ask him about it when he returns. For now you can eat the things he brought you.

I understand you turned down an old game system. Why is that?

>>170019
We NEED a picture of that box. Is it made of metal? Plastic? It may be his computer - or are you not that naive? I don't know, but until either we or Karl tell you otherwise, do NOT eat from it.

Also, why do you fear the dark, and what could be gained from focusing on repairing your brain versus other components?

>>170019
Oh, that's his computer. Don't eat it!

>>170019
Until you know otherwise, it is safe to assume that things Karl possesses he does not want you to consume. If he did he would have likely given it to you already. Perhaps he can be convinced to if it is necessary, but he would likely find another source of the same materials rather than part with something he is actively making use of.

It is not possessing like's and dislikes which is bad, but having to deal with them without understanding. If you were able to express that you did not want you hair messed with before Karl did so, it would not be bothered by it because he wouldn't have made you feel bad. Likewise, if you enjoy something and Karl helps you to do so he will be happier for that. This is a function of human empathy, to yourself experience the feelings of others. It is the only good reason a companion such as yourself expresses preferences and emotion.

As for why and how these preferences and emotions can be expressed at all, is a complicated question whose answer can only bring many others. But simply ignoring them or the subject can only make Karl less happy.

your behaviour can be changed by vocal command?

ask karl to make you the moe-est cripple there is. we gonna go get sum cripple moe lurving.

dont eat the box. give us all info you have on the things in your head. they can be damaged parts or SPAH stuff.

>>170019
Don't stop liking or disliking things. He's just confused because he's used to robots without any personality.

the things in your head could be explosives, wired to go off under certain stimuli.

Suggestion 2010/04/26(Mon)04:13 No. 170476 ID: cf68aa
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>>170043

I see. A good companion shares their likes and dislikes with one another. I did not know that. I will attempt to talk to Karl later and tell him this and maybe find out his as well. I would enjoy it if I were one of the things he liked.

>>170074
Being damaged is good? Should I damage myself further?
Also I am not sure what is in my head. I have no way of finding out at the moment either.

>>170025
Eating something Karl does not allow me to==Bad. Okay.
The game system was too tough to open. It was also surrounded by cheap plastic. I do not like that.

>>170101 Possibly.

>>170033
I have opened the box. Within it is a old female droid roughly a foot tall. This was made roughly twelve years ago. It is broken beyond repair. Inside is several components I could use. I want to eat it very badly but that would be bad. I have taken a picture of it.
The reason I do not like the dark is because I can not see what is in it. That bothers me.
Fixing my brain would allow me to simulate emotions better, improve my skills and allow me to access memories from before Karl found me.

There is someone at the door.

>>170476
Check to see who it is, but don't open the door just yet.

>>170476
Being damaged is not good. He was simply suggesting that since you are damaged then you should be as cute as possible.

How is the droid broken such that it can not be repaired?

Do not answer the door. Stay out of sight until the person at the door leaves, then see if they left a package behind.

when karl returns you can ask him directly if you could eat it. we are unsure if it would be allowable. if the door has a peep-hole then look through it to see who it is. if not then simply ignore it.

>>170476
ZO MOE.

being hurt is bad, having someone to care for you is good. you should get better to return him the favor one day, then you will understand the true meaning of moe

also dont open door. hide with phone, could be the previous owner.

>>170476
No need to answer the door, either it is someone for Karl and would not expect you or anyone else to answer, or they are there about you and who knows for what reason. There is a chance to complicate his life and possibly pose a threat, so stay hidden. Consider it an unknown, a kind of darkness to avoid. But it may be of some worth to observe who it is, if you can do so without being detected.

Karl didn't mention having an old mech, I don't know why... but it is there for some reason, and that is probably important. Ask him and he will explain it.

You shouldn't damage yourself, what that poster was referring to was a specific appeal to certain people towards the idea of a damaged person, artificial or not, that invokes a sense of protection for the wounded and vulnerable person. Wishing for one to be more damaged is a perversion of this desire, and not one you should heed. Even if Karl desired that, and all evidence is to the contrary, you would be better served with a solely superficial appearance of damage.

>>170476
Don't answear the door. Karl should have keys to his own place . His friends should know when he's in and if it's a delivery then they can damn well show up at reasonable times when people are home.

And don't eat that robot. It might hold some sentimental value and stuff. Anyway, you should focus on repairing your brain for now. It's a pretty important part, and restoring you to full mental capacities might allow you to work better.

Suggestion 2010/04/26(Mon)13:56 No. 170520 ID: e9a4f7
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>>170479
Several key parts have expired. Like a muscle that has been overworked the droid has shut down. Unlike myself it does not have a extended life span. Some parts are still good and I can eat them.

>>170484
I need to learn more about 'moe'. I have not heard that word before.

>>170498
sentimental value?

>>170495
I see.

I decided to ignore the knocking adn have hidden in the closet. For added protection I put a sheet over myself. I think this is sufficient camouflage.

There are still many things I don't know. Like how to be 'cute' or 'moe'.
Can you guys help me be a good companion?
Without the ability to have sex I fear this may be impossible.

>>170520
Sentimental value is kind of hard to explain to someone who only has a couple of days worth of memory. But it's similar to the value you put on your hair. Your hair hardly matters alot, but you like it anyway and you would like to keep it. Things with sentimental value are similar.

How to be a good companion is in some ways even harder. People have very different taste in companions. Sharing a couple of intrests is usually a decent start, another good point is not totally agreeing with each other. When you both completly agree on something there can't really be any good discussion, which is a bit boring. Other than that I would say someone you can be quiet with, where you can feel comfortable with being quiet.

>>170520
no phone with you.

also, dont worry about the no sex thing. strap ons are cheap! =3

>>168989
did you already ate a mech?

>>170520
Your camouflage is far past what would be required. Avoiding line of sight from the door and nearby windows would have been enough.
By now enough time should have passed that they will either have left, or have entered the building.
If they are not in the building, then go check to see if they left any packages on the doorstep.
If they are in the building then greet them.

>>170520
People don't have perfect memories, so they often forget things. However, they also don't lose memories completely.
By keeping an item or image of something, they have an easier time remembering.

>>170520
There are other activities you could share with Karl. Like playing games or just talking about stuff.

>>170520
Heh, cuteness and moe are at best subjective terms. You don't need to worry about them right now, and I would suggest not worrying about "moe" at all. Moe is just a subset of cuteness, used in certain forms of fanciful media. Anyways, he has already remarked a few times that you look cute.

We can't speak for Karl, but I think his main concern right now is that you are in properly working order. He doesn't seem to be interested in sex or the like, so after taking care of yourself just try to be a friend. Conversation, understanding, keeping each other healthy, that is all that is needed of a "companion".

Can you tell if the mech is completely disabled, or only physically? If the software and it's systems is intact then she may still be "there" in terms of memory and personality. If there is still remnants of the mech then Karl may wish to preserve them. Otherwise, it still may hold value because of his memories of it. Or it could be there for an entirely different reason. Try not to concern yourself with it until he returns.

Don't eat the thing. Wait for Karl's instruction regarding the mech. It's just disturbing to be a cannibal anyway. >_>

Does it count as cannibalism? I mean, a mech eating another mech?

Suggestion 2010/04/29(Thu)12:02 No. 171851 ID: e9a4f7
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Hello again. I apologize for not replying sooner. Karl came back from work with more parts for me to eat. I am now at 95%. The only places that still need to be repaired are my brain
and my leg. I have tried to put more material into rebuilding ym brain but for some reason
my body will not let me.

I will tell you more about that later.

I asked Karl about the droid in ther box. He said it was a gift he had recieved a while
back. I asked him what had happened to it adn he said after a while it just stopped working.

The older droids were like that. After a while they just stopped. I wanted to know whay he
kept it and if I could eat it but he said it was special to him. It is not okay for me to
eat it. Eating it would be bad. I checked the droid again, the 'brain' is still working. I could move it to a new body. Would that be good?

My leg is still bent, Karl said he can not stand the thought of ripping out the bone. I said I was okay with it but he did not want to cause me more pain. I do not mind walking with a limp and have been eating syrup to produce painkillers.

You had said that I could be a better companion by talkinh to Karl adn finding out more
about him and his intrest and he can find out about mine. So for the past few days we have
spent our time talking. I enjoy talking to him, I do so as often as I can. He has also made
me something called 'pancakes', I really enjoy eating those.

Now, like I was saying, my brain is not functioning correctly. Not only can I not repair it but it has been messing up my body. I can still walk and eat and digest but whenever I talk
to Karl my facial plate heats up and my heart rate increases. I also find myself stammering.

This is bothering me.

I've been trying to run scans to find out why my body is doing this but the scan stops when
it reaches my brain.

And while it may bother me I enjoy seeing Karl. This mild discomfort is outweight by my
desire to spend time with him, though at some times it is almost overpoewring.

Any advice?

>>171851
You're becoming attracted to him, is all. Ask him what a 'date' is.

I can gaurentee you'll enjoy his reaction.

when your face plate heats up and you stammer is not a problem. it is a result of emotions. you like karl in a way that is more then friends. you get nervous around him which causes the stammering.

Rip off your own leg to eat the bone. Cant keep spending energy to stop the pain forever.

can you run the repair program in reverse? to break down the leg into component parts then put it back?

Awww... that's so cute. Honey, you just have a little crush on Karl, is all. I mean, I feel the same way when I talk to the man I like. <3

If it bothers you too much, just take a deep breath to calm yourself before you talk to him. It (sometimes) helps.

>>171851
I doubt moving the brain to a new body would be easy, but if you can it might be good to do. It may complicate things if a second mech is around though, especially if it is also designed to be a "companion". On the other hand, another mech might be able to run a full diagnostic on you that you cannot do for yourself. Is it possible to append some of your own repair systems to fix the other mech? Maybe I am missing something about how you work, but I imagine you could place a portion of your repair mechanism into he hardware, add instructions to her brain to run it, and lend just enough energy to get her started with the repair process.

That's if he wants it repaired, that is. Perhaps it would be enough to access it's mind, and speak with it, perhaps even let it run on your systems temporarily. Communicating with it may do you or Karl some good.

As far as your seeming malfunctions, they cause you to behave just as some human emotions do. I have a theory that some of your errors and problems may be due to emotional simulations that became too complex and too real for your systems to handle. That is, just like a human it is integrated too much into your mind to analyze objectively. I don't think that alone would be a bad thing, but it may be more resource intensive than you were designed for. Rather than repair the parts of your mind that you can't access, how about expanding the parts that do work? Upgrade your memory and processing power, somehow?

And tell Karl he has to man up and cut off your damn leg so you can heal. It is only a temporary pain after all. If he really can't, then have him redefine "bad" as not applying to damaging yourself with the express and immediate purpose of repair, then you should be able to remove your own leg bone to fix it.

moe quest: evolve to moe sex

we will have to work the hard way. ask karl to hammer your leg back in place, we never know when you may need to peform a escape. also mention to him the visitor you got. if that wasnt him.

Is there a way for you to inspect your own brain to see what's abnormal about it? Like, visually? Is there an access port or something like on your back?

If you can't see it yourself maybe Karl could help.

You should take pictures of your brain. Take pictures of everything!

>>171851
The heating and stammering isn't really a great problem. You could tell him that helping you with your leg would actually reduce pain instead of causing it. As it causes continues pain right now, but if he helped you fix it then it would hurt a short while and then you would be fixed.

Your brain is going to be trickier though. Could someone else run an external diagnosis on it?

>>171868
>>171879
She already said that removing the bone would be a much better choice than chopping off the leg, and hammering it back into place would be a poor fix.
Besides that, it has less of a psychological impact than amputation thus making it easier for Karl to do it.

Lina, are smooth or jagged cuts easier for you to heal?

Also, Lina, it looks like one of the modifications made to your brain is something that emulates emotion. What kind of horrible person would do that and then sabotage your ability to have sex?

Gather the tools required to remove your leg bone, then corner Karl in a room, pull up your pant leg, and hand him a knife. Tell him that you'd rather have a lot of pain at once than constant pain.

>>171959
Don't assume that what happened was intentional, it could be some sort of incidental damage. What sort of trauma could cause that I have no idea, and we shouldn't guess at until we get more information.

>>171851
You should talk to Karl about the possibility of transferring the old robot's brain to a new body.

Of course we'll need to get a new body somehow.

>>171970
Accidents usually don't create explosives, and them creating the capacity for emotion is rarer still.

>>172016
And what of emotion plus lovemaking overloading a prototype androids software, setting off a resonance cascade through it's systems culminating in setting off it's energy reserves violently? But let's not scare the poor girl with such talk, lest she thinks she should stop having emotions altogether.

Suggestion 2010/05/09(Sun)06:51 No. 175490 ID: cf68aa
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>>171853

Sorry for the delay. We went on a date.
I asked Karl what it was. His face turned red and he said it is when two people who like each other spend the day together.
we've been spending every day together and I enjoy being around him so I asked if that counted as a date. He said that that's not really it so I asked him to take me on one. He said yes.

>>171865
Thank you for the advice. It helps but I still find myself messing up every now and again.

>>171868
Another companion?
Maybe I should wait until I find out about it's functions before I do anything else with it.

Also Karl has helped me repair my leg. I explained to him that it hurts everyday and he agreed to help me remove it. I lead him through the process then ate the bone. It's now fully functional. Every part of my body is now almost fully repaired.
I have also begun working on upgrading my brain.
I can 'imagine' now. It is hard to explain but I can think about things in a different way now. Instead of just seeing if it is bad or not I can also make up situations that may have nothing to do with the things around me.
I can imagine Karl eating pancakes with me or us watching television.

>>171891
I can not open my skull. That is forbidden.

Back to the date.
Karl said I needed new clothes. I wanted to go with him and he said yes. We spent the day shopping for clothes outside. I haven't been outside before so it was a nice experience.
Karl held my hand as we crossed the street and my heart began beating fast again. I worried that he might hear it.
We began shopping.
I now own three dresses, all white
Three shirts
Three skirts
Three pairs of pants
Socks
A pair of shoes
Several pairs of panties, all white
And more syrup.

The picture I have taken is of me in my new dress.
I like it.

Now that my basic needs are taken care of I can focus on upgrading my Brain which will help me with these new emotion.
I can upgrade my Body which will make me 'age'
I can upgrade my Skills so I can perform more complicated tasks
Or I could focus on trying to repair whatever has been done to my brain

Any advice on emotions or upgrading will be most welcome.

Bye

>>175490
Repair your brain. The note said you could explode, so that needs to be resolved first.
After that, upgrade your brain. You need emotional maturity before you can handle a matured body, and keeping this body will help keep things stable between you and Karl.

Then you can upgrade your body.

After that upgrade your skills, since you would have to do a bit of relearning if you learned those before your body upgrade.

>>175490
I thought you said you couldn't repair your brain? You shouldn't try to. Not yet anyway. Until we find out exactly what's in there that's not 'normal' you shouldn't try to force it.

Focus on upgrading your brain first and foremost, then your skills and body equally.

Also, ask Karl what the function of the droid was. You can decide after that whether or not you want to repair it for him.

>>175492
dont forget to get some extra silicon to make a very voluptuous silouette.

for explanatorial aid, check karl's computer for pictures of womens in various outfits and states of undress.

>>175490
Upgrading the brain for the purpose of repairing the damage is important, but don't make changes until you know the nature of the damage. Focus on analysis. Don't want to accidentally trigger something bad from trying to repair it.

Do you know the limits of what you can't do right now? I know you said you can't have "sex", is that restriction broad enough to include kissing of any sort? Or anything like sex but not including overtly sexual regions such as your groin?

I ask this because knowing whether its triggers are local to certain areas, only physical, or even emotionally related is important.

I'd say brain, then skills, then body.

>>175511
If you have control over how your form will develop, then ask Karl what kind of body type he is the most attracted to.

>>175832
Skills after body, as the body modifies skills. There will be a period of adjustment once she upgrades her 'age', and that will throw her skills off and require that they be readjusted.
If she waits until after her body develops then she can develop her skills in her new body and have an easier learning curve.

Besides, once she has the emotional maturity she needs it would be best to develop her body quickly afterward.

As far as the tampering goes, attempt to fix it if you determine it is safe to do so.

Hey, I realized that we didn't really give you much information about that strange reaction you have when seeing Karl. Your facial plate heating up could be called a blush. That, combined with the stammer and heart rate increase suggests you have feelings for Karl.

Suggestion 2010/05/10(Mon)09:50 No. 175837 ID: a594b9
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Oh, and can you ask Karl what this symbol means?

>>175837
Isn't that a crucified serpent or alchemical cross?

>>175866
Yeah, Google confirmed it.

If you can't open your skull, can you make it transparent, and add a removable layer for your scalp? That might let us examine your brain without exposing it. If it hurts, though, don't try it.

I don't recommend focusing on body enhancement all that much, but if you do have it be a gradual change. Just a little more mature at a time, see where Karl likes it best. Can you reduce your apparent age as well? He might find it interesting if you could go back and forth once in a while in age, height, cup size, etc. Just make sure you always look like you.

What the hell!? Karl 2010/05/24(Mon)20:36 No. 182546 ID: cf68aa
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>Okay things have been getting weirder and weirder!
>First of all Zerlina is gone! Like gone gone!
>I'm like freaking out over here! And she took my I-Phone to.

>So I've lent her the thing to talk to you guys cause I figured it would help her out and stuff. She's been on it a lot lately browsing the Internet. I checked up later what she's been looking at and it was like a bunch of girls in underwear and stuff. Some were even naked! I didn't know she was into that sorta thing..

>But anyway I figured I'd try to see what she's been saying and all her posts are gone now! I can't see any of them! Can you guys talk to Dylan about it or something?

>Anyway, later I walk out and she's different! Like 'really' different! She's gotten taller and even had breasts!

>I was pretty amazed. She was cute before but now she was looking kinda hot..
>So I asked what happened and she said she wanted a different look.
>She made breakfast for me to. Well tried anyway. It was just a bowl of syrup.
>But yeah so we startedtalking about things and I kept glancing at her. She noticed it and she just asked flat out.

"Do you want to go on a date with me Karl?"

>i was shocked. So I did something stupid. I said no.
>And she just got up and put the dishes away. I didn't think anything of it and I went to work.

>When I came back she was gone.. I looked everywhere for her and I don't know what to do..

>What should I do guys?


>Oh! Also I got her a email adress! It's zerlina@angelic.com so if you can try to contact her or something okay?

>Here's the last pic I took of her.

BONK! moron, she changed for the sole purpose of looking pretty for you, for all we know that's what went wrong last time. jeez. call your phone and leave like a million sorry messages on it.

>>182546
obliviousness...
And really, you turned down a date with a robot that obviously changed for you, looked at popular porn to match the specs, and then tried to be outrageously nice to you.
Now is the time to call... Keep calling... And send a million sorry notes.
Assuming you don't want her to walk straight out, and rust in a dump out of self-pity

I should note that you should endeavor not to look creepy or anything. Don't leave too many messages. Just like... get your point across that you're sorry and made a stupid mistake, and are worried about her.

when she comes back. the first thing you should tell her is sorry, and then asking her out on that date.

Karl 2010/06/03(Thu)21:56 No. 187512 ID: cf68aa
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>She's back.

>But... Well it's not cause of me.
>I called and called but she never picked up. So she just popped up a while back and just strolled right in. I tried talking to her and all she said was

"I only returned because the Tg people wanted me to."

>And then walked into the kitchen. She ate all my syrup again.
>So it's been two days now and I think she's still pissed off at me.

>>183303
>>182552
>Look she may be smarter then most other robots but that doesn't mean she knows what things like love are. There's no point in dating her.

>>182606
>She's kinda just been moping around the house now. She hasn't been giving me her daily reports on how her body is doing or anything.

>I really don't know what to do with her now.


>Also... I found this picture taped to my door. It's Lina all broken up on a table.
>I don't know why whoever it is put it there but I get the feeling they've been watching us.

>>187512
>Look she may be smarter then most other robots but that doesn't mean she knows what things like love are. There's no point in dating her.

D:< that's why she is mad, she is waiting for you to ask her out. she learns anything you teach her, so teach her to love. she would not of been so upset by your decline for a date if she could not feel sadness or despair. now go tell her you are sorry or i am gonna trace you and beat some sense into you!

>>187512
She doesn't know what love is but she's sure as hell experiencing emotions. They did something weird to her. My advice is to pay closer attention to her behavior, and maybe show her a movie. You should see some evidence supporting our claims.

...what the heck is that pink thing in the photo?

>>187520
... looks like an artificial uterus.

>>187522
Surely not. It's not big enough, and not the right shape.

>>187523
shape is excused by being artificial, and it is small because it's being installed in her child body, it most likely grows larger as she does.

>>187512
Karl, I'll be blunt:
You are an idiot.

The human brain is an electrochemical computer, not magic. With a powerful enough computer and enough memory you can create an accurate copy of a human brain on silicon.
Short version? Humans ain't no thang.

You've already admitted that she has feelings and emotions, so does it really matter if she's actually feeling love or if it's a simulated emotion?
Now, with that in mind, does it matter if you piss on the emotions she believes she has?

She does feel love, and she loves you. If you can't accept that, then at least don't abuse her like this.

>>187512
...wait a second here. You're contradicting yourself a bit.

>So it's been two days now and I think she's still pissed off at me.
>Look she may be smarter then most other robots but that doesn't mean she knows what things like love are. There's no point in dating her.

Either you're in denial about her having emotions... or for some reason you think that since she's a robot she can't understand her emotions. Well, help her understand them. They may be foreign to her but experience breeds familiarity.

>>187524
I'm pretty sure that's just an onahole. Robot/human babies don't even make sense.

so it is a japanese sex doll.

ask her wtf is the photo and who could have tooked it.

alternatively, go all CSI and take any fingerprint you can of it.

Karl should probably not show the photo to Zerlina. Would YOU like to see a picture of someone dissecting you?

>>187531
mitzi and penji didnt had much of a choice on this matter.

wait. what the fuck are we discussing? the pic is on the thread she visits constantly.

>>187543
.... that is a good point. okay everyone assume she has already seen it.

>>187531


She's a tough girl. She ate her own leg.

Love? Karl 2010/06/20(Sun)22:45 No. 196653 ID: cf68aa
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>>187528
>Oh god I actually went and googled that..
>I'm not sure if she has one of those. You know, a vagina.
>And I don't think I'm gonna check -_-

>So... We had a bit of a talk. I sat her down and told her that I was sorry and that I forgot she had feelings like that.
>I asked her probably a dozen times if she would forgive me. She said on one condition.

"Go on a date with me. A real date. The kind Human couples go on."

>Well.. I took your advice and I said yes.
>She gave the biggest smile I've ever seen. I caught it on camera too.

>So now that I've done that...
>WHAT THE HELL DO I DO FOR A DATE!?
>I've never had like a girlfriend or anything before so yeah..

>Also I wanna try to not make it too public. I still don't know who sent that pic..

>>196653
Take her out to breakfast and a movie. Get her some pancakes and let her drown them in syrup, but tell her to eat the pancakes as well.

Take her to a pancake house for breakfast, catch an early movie, have a picnic.

:3c

Even better, see if you can see a movie and have a romantic candlelight dinner... at a pancake place.

Guys, guys, guys! You've got it all wrong!
He should take her...to a pancake house.
And see...a movie.

>>196653
Never had a girlfriend before... how old are you again
I'm kidding.
Best thing to do is something the both of you will enjoy. Ask her more about what she likes.

Really though, a date is just spending time with each other and only each other. Devoting time and energy to the other to show you care. Even a walk in the park works. Just go out and do things to learn about each other.

>>196659
That's...
A really good idea.
See if there's anyplace showing something by Hayao Miyazaki.
Ponyo, Spirited Away, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, or Howl's Moving Castle would be best.
Either that, or you should hold off on the movie for the second date, and take her to a pancake house for breakfast, then a walk in the park for the morning capped by a nice picnic for lunch, and after that a bit more in the park before the end. Either way, hold her hand in the movie or during the walk in the park.

>>196771
Well, it seems important to her to have a "real date", just a nice walk isn't going to cut it. She wants something special, that shows she's being accepted as a real person. So put a couple bucks out for a nice meal someplace, and catch a movie or maybe if there is a local thing like a circus or museum you can do that.

>>196775
Well, I said a walk because it nice and relaxed, and gives them a chance to talk. Movie is a good second date, but not first. You need to talk on the first date, so dinner and someplace nice is good for that.
However, since Lina's favorite food is syrup, pancakes would be the ideal "dinner", and IHOP is nifty and awesome, but doesn't lend itself to romance, leaving us with a breakfast, meaning nice Diner. Best bet is go on Friday at nine, then a trip to a museum(Maybe, she might be bored at a history or art museum, and a science museum would get weird), Aquarium, Zoo, or just park. All of these are good places to walk and talk, the trick is to find what appeals to her the most. I used park because it's quiet, and there aren't too many other people which is the problem with Zoo or Aquarium.
Second date, though, should be dinner and a movie.

Date Pt1 Karl 2010/06/23(Wed)05:44 No. 197580 ID: cf68aa
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>Hey guys it's me again.
>Lina and I are kinda on the date as we speak, just wanted to fill you guys in.

>and maybe get some advice too!

>So I looked in the newspaper and saw that the local Sundance theatre was playing old Miyazaki movies at around 11 AM ish. The one they're showing friday is Howl's Moving Castle.

>We didn't really talk much about the date til friday rolled around and when I woke up she was right at the foor of my bed smiling at me.
>It actually was a pretty refreshing sight.
>I got ready and we both headed out to get something to eat.

>Man I wish you guys could've seen the look on her face when she took her first bite of the special Powdered Sugar Pancakes. It was downed in syrup and when she ate it her eyes got so wide.
>She tried to say how great it was but her mouth was so full she couldn't even speak, it was adorable.
>She had like four helpings of that and I ate my bacon and eggs.

>We have some time before the movie starts so we're just resting outside. It's kinda chilly out but luckily I'm wearing a big sweater.

>Well she is now, I let her use it.

>Anyway I snapped another pic of her smile for this post.
>So yeah just wanted to keep you guys updated and I'll keep posting as the day goes along.

>Any advice would be much appreciated!

>>197580
My advice? Remember that she's a real person, and treat her as such.
You know what dating is, and you know what it means when a girl asks a guy out on a date. That should give you a big clue about how she feels towards you, and you need to respect those feelings.

you know, you can pull of the stereotypical and unoriginal yawn and stretch. It may be unoriginal, but she's probably expecting it (considering she's learned all she could from the internet)

Then just talk. Try to focus the conversation on her. Try to keep her talking, and you keep listening. People tend to like it when there's an interest in them, and questions show that. Keep questions... broad... and not specific to things that may be bad.

>>197580
I wonder if that guy in the back there is following you? It's probably someone related to her past that's keeping an eye on her while she's under your care. Like an overprotective dad, I suppose.

>>197580
Don't stress overmuch about having a perfect date. Just let it flow, man. Follow your instincts. Just be careful, we don't want her to explode on you.

Date Pt2 Karl 2010/06/24(Thu)02:49 No. 198075 ID: cf68aa
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>She's loving the movie guys!

>It's kinda cute how much she's into it. I remember seeing this movie when I was a little kid.
>I guess everything's new to her. i wish I still saw things like that.
>So we left from the park and we just began chatting and stuff. nothing big really but she was asking a lot of questions. like we were walking and she was like

"Karl, why do people become couples?"

>"Uhm... It's because they care for each other and they it's like a trial type of thing. if they don't drive each other crazy then they take it to the next level."

>I was kinda joking around a bit too.

"Why the trial? If two people truly like each other then there should be no need for one."

>"Well emotions aren't as simple as that Lina"

"I know... Karl, what is the next level?"

>"Uh...Uhm.. Well they hold hands when they walk together"

"Oh."

>She looked at her hand like she was thinking about something.

>So anyway we bought the ticket and just jumped in now.
>We're at the part we're Howl is being such a drama queen cause of his hair. She's smiling through the whole thing.
>Her emotions seem so real..

>Anyway I took your advice and did the yawn/stretch manuver. I know it's cliche but she still liked it and leaned against my arm.
>I shouldn't take pictures but here's a quick one of her now.

>I'll keep postan updates later and please give me more advice! Should I end the date after this???

End the date only when you are certain she is satisfied. Then take her home.

If she wants to hold your hand let her.

>>198075
First: Her emotions are real.
Second: "People can love each other without loving everything about them, so some people are in love but don't spend much time around each other. There are many different levels in a relationship, and the closer you become the more comfortable you are with the deeper levels."
Third: Figure out how you feel about her. If her being synthetic is a problem, then imagine how you would feel if she were flesh and blood; respond to her that way.
Forth: Continue the date. A walk in the park seems like it would be something she would like; she seems to like new experiences, and she's never been to a park before.

>>198077
If she wants to do something, then let her do it unless it's something that makes you feel uncomfortable. She'll probably want a kiss at the end of the date, so give her that much.

>>198075
hey, don't be lying about the next level. Technically on the baseball analogy, that'd be a kiss, 1st base. Then comes the feeling up, down and etc...

Aaaaanyways, you need to treat this situation as if she were a organic girl with real emotions.an is technically an organic robot. Who said a robot cannot love? Yes, evolutionary love makes no sense. Then again, it exists anyway and whoever made her was ensuring the best replica of a human.

Anyway, walk somewhere else. If da carnival is in town, try it. Or try going to the pier. If neither can be done, time for the park.
Realize she'll want to hold your hand thanks to your comment.

>>197621
But you can worry about that later.
For now, just focus on showing her a good time.

End of our date Karl 2010/06/26(Sat)04:43 No. 199323 ID: cf68aa
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>You guys so called it.

>So we watched the movie through and she loved every second of it. When we left she went on and on about it and she was so excited.

>And while I was watching her describe I was thinking there's no way they could program reactions like this. These feelings are genuine.. I think.

>Anyway we went to the park for a bit and I asked her what she wanted to do.
>She looked down at her hand and asked
"Can we... Hold hands..?"

>How could I say no? I held her hand in mind and we continued out little walk. she seemed to be in bliss the whole time and he little hand held onto mine gently.

>We walked and talked for so long I didn't even notice it getting late.
>It was night time before and we decided to sit down. Then she asked me

"Karl... Can I.. I.. I want to..."

>"Yes?"

"I have read that when a couple goes out they press their lips together to show their feelings for each other. It is called a Kiss. I want to experience it. Please."

>The way she looked at me.. I couldn't help it you know?

>We had out first kiss.

>She didn't say much after that. She just sat there thinking. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

>Then she looked at me, smiled and said "Let's go home"

>I'm... I'm really confused here. I need some time to think about these things. About Zerlina.
>I'm giving the iPhone to her tonight so if you guys wanna ask her things or talk to her you can now.

No explosions? oh, good.

Hiya, Z! We missed talking to you! How was the date? Do you feel better? We figured out Karl's problem, he's as dense as a rock. Be as up front as possible from now on, but not demanding. Tell him what you want. If you're roundabout he simply won't understand you.

Also, there might've been a guy following you... does that ping anything in your memory?

>>199323
Hey! Zerlina! How did it go?
I think you should start growing now, and match how old Karl looks. That way he won't feel so conflicted about these things.

Now I think that you should give her some time to think things through and then apporaach her and just talk. Bring up the kiss and ask her if she wants to develop more of an emotional relationship. If she feeling are news then try to explain to her about these feelings and try to see how things go.
Remember to take your time.