End of our date Karl 2010/06/26(Sat)04:43 No. 199323 ID: cf68aa
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>You guys so called it.

>So we watched the movie through and she loved every second of it. When we left she went on and on about it and she was so excited.

>And while I was watching her describe I was thinking there's no way they could program reactions like this. These feelings are genuine.. I think.

>Anyway we went to the park for a bit and I asked her what she wanted to do.
>She looked down at her hand and asked
"Can we... Hold hands..?"

>How could I say no? I held her hand in mind and we continued out little walk. she seemed to be in bliss the whole time and he little hand held onto mine gently.

>We walked and talked for so long I didn't even notice it getting late.
>It was night time before and we decided to sit down. Then she asked me

"Karl... Can I.. I.. I want to..."

>"Yes?"

"I have read that when a couple goes out they press their lips together to show their feelings for each other. It is called a Kiss. I want to experience it. Please."

>The way she looked at me.. I couldn't help it you know?

>We had out first kiss.

>She didn't say much after that. She just sat there thinking. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

>Then she looked at me, smiled and said "Let's go home"

>I'm... I'm really confused here. I need some time to think about these things. About Zerlina.
>I'm giving the iPhone to her tonight so if you guys wanna ask her things or talk to her you can now.

No explosions? oh, good.

Hiya, Z! We missed talking to you! How was the date? Do you feel better? We figured out Karl's problem, he's as dense as a rock. Be as up front as possible from now on, but not demanding. Tell him what you want. If you're roundabout he simply won't understand you.

Also, there might've been a guy following you... does that ping anything in your memory?

>>199323
Hey! Zerlina! How did it go?
I think you should start growing now, and match how old Karl looks. That way he won't feel so conflicted about these things.

Now I think that you should give her some time to think things through and then apporaach her and just talk. Bring up the kiss and ask her if she wants to develop more of an emotional relationship. If she feeling are news then try to explain to her about these feelings and try to see how things go.
Remember to take your time.

>>199323
Hey guess what.
A lot of females get a "feel" for a guy through their first kiss... or something...

anyway, how was the kiss Zerlina. Hopefully, you guys kept it at a peck...
We can move on to other things later

sounds like you had a great time.

>>199323
Hey Z! How'd you like the date?

Suggestion 2010/06/28(Mon)03:27 No. 200222 ID: cf68aa
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The date was amazing and I really enjoyed myself.
Karl even help my hand!
And we saw a movie and ate pancakes and pressed lips.

I really enjoy spending time with him more and more. I know he may not understand it and neither do I but I always want to spend time with him.

>>199357
it was a small kiss but I still enjoyed it. Karl's hear rate increased dramatically and mine did as well.
When we kissed my brain malfunctioned and I could not think about anything else.

>>199344
I shall bring up the kiss later. But how do I ask? Should I be blunt?
Also what does >>198155 mean about lying? Was Karl lying to me?


>>199325

I looked at the picture and I do not recognize the man.

Recently however I've been recieving emails.
They have been rather distressing.

Someone sent me a picture with writing scribbled on it. The person in the picture resembles me.

I have made it so Karl can not see my posts.
I do not know what to make of these pictures including >>187512

They worry me. I have no way of tracking them either. Any advice would be helpful.

Random threats and images from people you don't know? :/

You need to ask Karl for help. He might be able to find someone what can hide you from him. or something. Anything.

>>200222
no karl wasn't lying, other guy doesn't get that there can be more lvls then he knows of.

if the person in the pic resembles you but you know it isn't you then a good chance it is your 'sister', another android built by the same person or company, looks like something bad happened to her, but what? i am really starting to think we need someone who knows how to get your head open to see what those unusable spots are, but at the same time i am thinking less it's a bomb because her head isn't exploded.

oh and have you managed to get any memory from before meeting karl or is it un-knowable? and have you asked him about the broken android you found in the house?

>>200222
Less a lie, more using language tricks to get out of an awkward situation. As we said there are many levels of love, but 'the next level' generally carries the connotation of sex.
He didn't want you to think he was suggesting that you two have sex, so he backpedaled a bit.

We believe he is falling in love with you, which means now is an excellent time for you to grow so that your apparent age matches his. This will make him far more comfortable expressing his feelings for you.

On a related note, we believe that you are outfitted with a cortex bomb which will trigger either if something enters your vagina or if the part of your brain associated with sexual pleasure is stimulated.
Analyze your vagina - the pink unit in the picture - and if you find that it has been tampered with then remove the unit and rebuild it from scratch. Because your torso is designed to open you should be able to do this without Karl's aid.

This is important in the long term due to how important sex is to human relations. Eventually you will both share a desire to have sex, and so we must now begin removing any danger that may pose.
Continue to analyze your brain to determine what has been altered.

>>200222

We'll havta be more alert. Let this slide for now. If you can't do anything about it now, then we wait for later. Enjoy yourself for now.
We're tgchan. We'll figure it out.

>>200222
Can you tell us what's in the emails you're getting? Or can you forward them to us? I know a few of us sent you emails.

>>200222
Share them with Karl, at the very least. We know he wants to keep you safe. He might be able to help you stay safe. Its not certain if this is a threat or a warning, really.

Also, to you and Karl, have you heard of 'data recovery services' ? There are special companies that very specifically focus on fixing damaged artificial memory.

>>200498
I suspect that Zerlina's emotions are not controlled by programming, but via special modifications to her brain.

Suggestion 2010/06/29(Tue)03:22 No. 200728 ID: cf68aa
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>>200498
I'm afraid the Data is gone.
After running several checks I noticed there was a blank spot in my memories, I assume this is the place where I had stored things prior to me arriving here..

>>200223
>>200498

I do not want to worry Karl about a problem that does not involve him. I shall keep it to myself.

>>200225
I have changed my age yet again to 'adult'.
Unfortunately none of my clothes fit now.
Also my chest is being crushed and moves around to much now.

I was going to inspect my vagina as you instructed but my mind would not allow me to open up my chest plate, sorry.

I have not yet shown Karl this form, he is out for the day.

Is it good? Will he like it?

I don't want him to think of me as a child anymore.

well sugarfoot you need some better clothes. If you feel uncomfortable, find a bathrobe or something and change into it, explain when he gets home.

>>200728
That's great. Next thing you should work on is your skills, so he sees you as being more independent.

Can you scan your body more carefully, without opening it? Hey, can we get a better look at what your head looks like under your hair?

>>200728
He's going to love it.

Also, we have evidence that leads us to believe that your vagina has been tampered with in such a way as to put Karl in jeopardy. According to my understanding of your directives this means that you may override self-damage blocks in order to conduct an investigation.

Oh, by the way, what's under all that hair? Any markings?

>>200728
Well, if you have any money or the like, you could switch back to the form you used for the date and go shopping, after taking measurements of your adult form.

>>200728
Did you consider that you were programmer to love as to kill. Get to sexual trust and then explode.

If you care about Karl, you're gonna need a trustworthy programmer to examine the code for blocks.

Also: adult form may have helped you get a date the first time around. Kinda odd dating someone MUCH younger.

She should be close enough to Karl's size to wear his clothes. T-shirt and jeans works for a clothing run.

>>200734
make sure you drink a lot of syrup so you can override the pain too.

Suggestion 2010/07/01(Thu)04:44 No. 201763 ID: cf68aa
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>>200753
I shall ask Karl to take me shopping later. He is afraid to let me walk around alone in the city.
I do not know why since I could easily defend myself if I needed to.

>>200731
I will wear a bathrobe. It is still early so her won't be home for a while.

>>200754
That is another possible plan. Karl said he had a coworker who dabble in robotics. Maybe he can help me. Please ask him more about it later.
>>200733
I do not like touching my hair..

>>200734
>>201753

Okay.
I have removed my front plate and took a picture.
It was not easy to take off, I needed a sharp knife.
You can see my stomachs and lungs easily as well as my rib plates.
This pain is incredible. I feel like my entire body is screaming at me. I consumed copious amounts of sugar before hand and I'm using a lot of it just to block it out but it still is aching.

A quick look at a mirror shows nothing wrong but I noticed something on the fluid digestive portion of my vagina, where a female womb would be located.

It is a small metal box.

I can not see it very well, complete removal may be necessary.

Suggestion 2010/07/01(Thu)04:45 No. 201764 ID: cf68aa
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I have removed my sexual organs. As stated before there is a small metal box on it.
I do not think it is supposed to be there nor do I recognize the symbol on it.

>>201764
Close yourself back up and grow a replacement. This one has clearly been tampered with, and is thus unsafe.

What's inside the box?

>>201764
Interesting symbol. That's on other parts of you as well; it must have something to do with whoever made you. Can you detach it so that it can be inspected more closely by you and Karl and... well, anyone he can find that's trustworthy and knows about robots?

Then put everything back before you run out of energy dampening the pain.

Hey, you said that you don't like it when other people touch your hair, and I can understand why that would be the case... but you don't like touching your hair yourself? That doesn't make any sense. If you liked your hair, and didn't want anyone else to mess it up, it seems like you'd want to admire it yourself, which means touching it.

Can you remove your hair somehow without touching it? I think this could be important.

>>201767
Well, it DOES sound like a pre-programmed inhibition. Perhaps you should shave your head later so it can be examined.

However, contrary to what this person suggests you should NOT reinstall that part. Karl has a supply of silicone around. Grow a new one and thoroughly investigate this one for traps.

Well, you're an adult now.
Karl only acts so protective cause he lost you once already.
Best to do is locate some PC hardware store and ask for inspection.

yep, need a new one, see if you can take the metal box off too. now that it is off it wont send any signals. next you may need to get a closer look at your head, sounds suspicious about how much you don't like it being touched.

Better not cut it off. It might have a fail-safe and explode or something.

Asking that coworker sounds like a good idea. Tell Karl you're worried you might be damaged. That'll get thing moving fast.

Suggestion 2010/07/04(Sun)09:29 No. 203081 ID: cf68aa
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>>201800
I do not want to worry Karl though..

>>201767
I'm sorry I can not move around my hair unless I am cleaning it.
I don't like it being touched to much. Please do not ask me again.

>>201775
The nearest PC store is only a few blocks away. I could drop by there before Karl comes back if you guys want me to. They may have someone who specialized in low grade droids like the one Karl has in his box.

>>201766
>>201770
I have replenished my supply of silicone. Growing a new orofice is a is somewhat of a... Pleasant feeling.
It will take a full day to completely grow back to it's prior state.
I examined my old one. There are several new wires leading up to the opening. They all travel to the main wires which connect to my brain. They were also attached to various other parts.
Touching any of these parts repeatedly or with enough force would have set something off within me.

Also I opened the box. Within it was a small piece of paper saying Dairyfarmersclub.com P- ASeries

I checked the website in question, here is all that it shows on the front page.

>>203081
What's on the other links? Start with goodies.

check the 'Goodies' section and look for the P- ASeries.

Next time you need to clean your hair, could you have Karl do it and get him to tell you if there's anything unusual under it? Should be able to move it around enough during that.

If you don't want Karl to touch it even to clean it, then just use a few mirrors so that you can see all angles of your head as you're moving your hair around while cleaning it.

Also, check Goodies.

Suggestion 2010/07/04(Sun)09:45 No. 203097 ID: cf68aa
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>>203095
I will try to do that next time I take a shower.
>>203092
>>203093

I clicked goodies but now this popped up.

Try "ASeries"

>>203098
Yep.
Looks like we're hitting pay-dirt.

Try 'password'

>>203098
more like 'P- ASeries '

Wait... it says "encrypt document" at the top...

And it has password-keeping advice below...

Does it perhaps want us to -suggest- our own password? As in, make one up? Because usually, the "please insert password" popups are different to that...

wait.... did you have any files that had a random gibberish in them? maybe you have the password somewhere.

also, be ready to yank the line on the computer if it tries to virus it.

Suggestion 2010/07/04(Sun)10:08 No. 203125 ID: cf68aa
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P- ASeries does not work...

However ASeries give me a interesting pop up.
For some reason.. I recognize all these people.
They're my family, in a way.

All the images are href'ed. Clicking on them will send me to a new page.

>>203125
You're 1A. Click that.

i do not like the looks of those reded out boxes, after you check yourself check one of those. then 1B who would be your closest sister in terms of construction time.

>>203125
Click on each of them in turn, starting with 1A.

Wait, how are they familiar? You said you couldn't remember anything from before you met Karl.

>>203129
it's probably the recognition thing for them is in something else.

Click on Chii! The one in the middle. The ending of Chobits was unsatisfactory, I wish for further information.

Don't forget to 'view source' at some point.

Suggestion 2010/07/05(Mon)07:46 No. 203631 ID: cf68aa
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>>203126
I tried to click 1A, my picture.
A video box popped up.

It appears to be live.
I can type in a box below the feed.

"Hello?
Who are you? Can you help me?

>>203631
"Hello! Who are you? What do you have there? It looks like pizza. Are you eating pizza? Would you like to be my friend?"

Suggestion 2010/07/05(Mon)09:12 No. 203644 ID: cf68aa
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I messaged her. The picture cleared up.
She's replied.

It is somewhat disturbing..

>>203644
"Who are you? What happened to you? Why am I rigged with explosives? Why was this contact information left there?"

>>203644
Look around. Is she RIGHT BEHIND YOU?

Ask her where she is, and why her mouth looks like that.

looks like 1B but something happened and she is warped now.
start slow, ask if she needs help.

"Who are you?"
"Who am I?"

Suggestion 2010/07/06(Tue)01:24 No. 204014 ID: cf68aa
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The chat went like this.

Who are you?
>I am your little sister 1D.

What happened to you? Do you need help?
>No.

What happened to your face?
>My face is normal.

Where are you?
>I can't tell you that. But I know where you are sister. I was hoping you'd be here.

Please tell me what is going on. Why are there bombs within me?
>You were built that way.

By who?

She didn't reply for several minutes.
Her next response worries me. I have taken a picture.

I don't know what to do.

>>204014
"Why are there bombs in me?
How can I defuse or remove them?
What does any of this have to do with Karl?"

she is your sister, and if she is 1D then that means they lost track of her so she should be relatively safe to have around. accept her invite, will probably tell you who in person. perhaps saying who on the net will trigger a tracking program.

>>204021
Correction:
Instead of asking "Why are there bombs in me?", instead ask:
"For what reason was I built with bombs?
What is the purpose of the explosives?"

Also:
"Where would you like to meet?"
"How can I defuse or remove these bombs?"

I hate to even suggest it, but is it possible that your self-repair program might have replaced the bomb you've already extracted?

>>204176
Doubtful, but if that's the case then we just need to know what materials she used, and look for precursors to explosive compounds. Once we know what it is we can start neutralizing it.

Suggestion 2010/07/07(Wed)23:37 No. 204811 ID: cf68aa
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>>204176
.... I do not wish to check that at the moment. I am trying not to focus on the rebuilding process.

>>204025
>>204021

I kept Instant Messaging her.

Why are there bombs in me?
>I want to see you.

Please, can you answer my questions. What does Karl have to do with any of this?
>I want to see you again.

Please. I need to know these things.

I took a picture of her reply. She seems to be very badly damaged with only a small metal plate supporting her head. To her message I replied

Where do you want to meet?
>.... I shall be at your house by 9AM tomorrow.

And then the whole website went down. It gave me a 404 and I could not do anything to gain access to it again.
And now my little sister is coming over. I was not prepared for this..

Well... All we have to do is get her and Karl on friendly terms.

just... hope for the best. make sure karl is there at the time.

>>204811
I say we should NOT have Karl at the house. You're very durable, right? He would be in more danger than you, so get a solid weapon like a lead pipe or aluminum baseball bat and keep it within arm's reach while you speak with her. I don't actually think she's going to attack you but it is possible.

You can tell Karl all about it but he needs to know that your sister could be dangerous. You can repair yourself easily and recover from massive damage, but Karl would need to go to the hospital if he was damaged internally.

>>204837
just have him sitting farther away. simple.

>>204811
I think your sister was hosting the website directly. Anyways try not to worry too much, her appearance is upsetting but she sounds like she cares about you. You should at least get some answers out of this. And maybe we can eventually do something to help her get repaired.

First thing to do is to tell Karl about this. She has things to tell the both of you, I think. She would have said to see you alone otherwise.

Suggestion 2010/07/08(Thu)15:51 No. 205037 ID: cf68aa
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>>204837
>>204845

I also believe she was hosting the site. For what purposes I do not know.
Maybe she knew one day I would find it and she would be able to contact me. But then how long has she been waiting?

I told Karl about the meeting, he seemed to be rather happy to meet someone else like me. To be safe though I have him seated further to the back.
If need be I will give my life to protect him.

We wait til the stated time. At exactly 9 AM there is a soft knock at the door.
I opened it and there stood my little sister.

I have taken a picture. Her body is in severe disrepair and in need of immediate reconstruction.
Several of her organs are missing and she seems to be relying on a breathing tube for life support. It makes a rasping noise with each breath suggesting that even this tube is not sufficient.
Her arm and leg are both gone. I have no idea where she's even getting energy from.
Several modifications seem to have been made to her face which include removing the bottom jaw.
It is a sad sight.

She smiles but seems unable to speak. If her speakers are where mine are they are most likely removed.

I can sense Karl is shocked by this sight as well.

she can probably only communicate with writing, get her a pen and paper.
is there any way you can like, slave repair bots to her system?

>>205037
Hug her, then get her a pen and pencil.
The most important questions are the ones we asked about the bombs and Karl's involvement.
After that you need to find out how you can help her with repairs.
If she just needs metabolized resources to rebuild herself then you can help there. If she needs organs, then you might be able to give her yours; fill your sacks with everything you need to replace your digestive stomach, give her yours, and grow a new one. Hopefully that would give her enough of a start to rebuild herself on her own.

>>205037
Holy crap. Can you give her some of your parts, then regrow yours? Your nanobot factory is fully operational, so you can repair yourself. Obviously, hers is not. If possible I would suggest building an extra factory so you can give it to her so she can repair herself. Can you even make extra parts?

Get her a keyboard and start up Notepad or something so she can communicate. I think those things coming out of her mouth are manipulators.

Don't hug her. She's wearing the same symbol as the explosive on clothing. That means she's still associated with whatever organization put it there.

At least, it might mean that.

Do get her something to write with.
Ask her if she has a companion. Small talk is good to start with, and you might learn something important.

Dis is a baaaad idea.

>>205037
>>205041
Agreed, give the poor thing a hug before anything else.

>>205046
...A careful hug. If she starts to make a motion away from you respect her space.

If you can, connect with her to speak through you.

Suggestion 2010/07/09(Fri)01:30 No. 205270 ID: cf68aa
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>>205042
I'm afraid we are two different models. If I try to put my pieces in her as they are her body will use a lot of energy trying to destroy it, if it can that is. If it can not it would be like putting a AAA battery in a AA slot.

The most I can do at the moment is comfort her. A hug brings a smile to her face, or rather, her eye.
I showed her were she could take a seat. I noticed the arm that is not destroyed is missing it's hand, replaced by a claw of sorts.

>>205174
That gave me an idea. I hooked up normal speakers to her as best as I could. When she spoke she made odd clicks and other sounds. It only added to her already destroyed image.

An awkward silence took hold as well all just sat there and stared at one another. Karl broke the ice.

"So.... You're Zerlina's sister right?"

"Kkkk you mean 1A ccorrect? Yes. I am her little sister."

"Uhm.... So she told me you were going to explain all this. Why she's here, about the bombs, and most importantly what happened to you."

"Kkkk Ah yes. Please foggggive me. I forgot for a se-Do you have an outlet?"

"Huh? Uhm yes, by the wall"

She nodded and opened up her ear. From within she pulled out a plug.

"kkkk I'm afraid I'm almost out of power. I need to recharge for an hour or so."

She then went and laid down on the floor. She reached into her stomach and pulled out a small stuffed animal, it is cat shaped and looks rather worn.

"You don't need to lay on the floor"
>"Yes, you can take my bed sister"

"....... You two are very kind. the floor will do. I must sleep"

And with that she plugged herself in and shut down.
We have an hour or so until she wakes up. is there anyone you want to switch with or shall I continue posting?

well you already know what to ask, let's check with karl, he is probably a little spooked at the moment.

>>205270
Keep posting.
Also, an AAA battery is the same voltage as a AA, so in a pinch they'll work as long as the draw isn't too high. The idea is worth considering if your systems are even remotely compatible; her repair systems are inoperable, so she is incapable of attempting to destroy foreign objects. She cannot spend energy to do something if the energy consuming tool is not available.
Ask Karl to say how he feels about this whole mess.

>>205270
I'm thinking we should talk to Karl. I want to ask about the robot under his bed.

We should talk to Karl for a bit, I think. Take us back after she wakes up though, so we can help you through all that.

>>205273
I think it doesn't work like that at all. Zerlinas repair bits would try to recreate the parts belonging to Zerlina and consume 1D in the process. We would have to redesign or create anew her own repair system somehow, and I really don't see that happening.

>>205276
This reminds me... Karl, if it is possible might you be willing to reappropriate the old robot you have? We understand it has some sort sentimental value and you didn't want it destroyed but if we can replace the old hard drive with 1D... well, it would be them bringing new life to each other. And I get the feeling this poor girl really deserves that.

If she can't be repaired any other way, just consider it alright?

Please remember that the chatlogs might indicate she doesn't consider at least parts of her body "abnormal," like her mouth. The symbol on her shirt does indicate a connection of some sort to whoever put that device inside Lina, and 1D's shirt isn't damaged, which, compared to the rest of her, means she probably had contact with them post-damage. Yet, she isn't repaired. If <.> has the ability to implant devices/organs inside Lina, they almost certainly have the know-how to repair her, or let her repair herself.

Therefore, it's highly likely she's kept damaged for a reason. Perhaps she's mentally disturbed. Perhaps it was punishment for defying <.> somehow. Perhaps "repair" is "forbidden" to her.

No matter what, though, it smells like trouble. But she doesn't seem highly hostile...for now.

I recommend caution, and definitely more information before we do any crazy plans to repair her. She's functional, and she can talk. For now, that is enough.

End of Thread 1 Karl 2010/07/10(Sat)14:27 No. 205907 ID: cf68aa
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>Hey guys it's me again. So I read some of your suggestions and talked to Lina about using my old droid.

>She was... Special to me. But I think Lina's sister needs her body more. I still need a name for her, 1D seems a little weird.

>Anyway when she got up she asked us for a piece of paper and a pen. I only had a crayon on hand but anyway she used it to draw out this pic. She pointed to each one and said they were the first 4 to be made, the first four sisters.

>She said each of them were built for a purpose but even she doesn't know what it is.

>All she knows is that Zerlina is the first one and the only one who can easily modify her appearance.
>She also said the reason why she looks all broken up, the blades in her mouth have always been there but they were concealable. She lost her lower jaw in the same incident that cost her most of her body.
>She said one day these men stormed where she was living and attacked she. When they were done tearing her to pieces she shut down and pretended to die.
>The men left and she woke up and began rebuilding herself. Beyond that she has no memory.

>I'm posting the picture she drew for you guys.
>I think I may have walked into something pretty big here... I'm ending the thread but please post and suggestions you have and who I should give the phone to at the start of the next one.

>Thanks again, bye.

>>205907
Backup the contents of the Droid's mind. Then you can restore her to a real body or emulate her on your computer.

The droid doesn't have enough computational power to run 1D's gestalt, so she'll need to use it as a WALDO package.

>>205910
Eh? How do you know? The old droid could have a ton of processing power, and 1D's programming could just be more advanced- not bigger or harder to run.

If 1A thinks that the body swap would work, then do it. Granted, we need to repair the droid first so that it works properly.

Oh yeah and as for the name... how about Wendy? Hand the phone over to her, if you can. We'd like to ask her about how she was using the site and stuff.

>>205910
sounds like a plan. she would probably need to leave most of the programs back in her head. any systems that the droid doesn't have would be unneeded. such as her repair program would be useless in the droid body.

and yeah you are in rather deep. but you were in it the day lina showed up so doubt you could of backed out even if you wanted to.

>1D
>One-Dee
>Wendy

I think you might want to try and go into hiding really soon.

Your life is going to get utterly wrecked within months, probably weeks, and possibly days.

I vote for giving it to 1A, this might be too much for 1D to handle at first.

Why are you people calling her 1A?
She has a name! Use it!

I'm in favor of handing 1D the phone, after you show us what you look like.

>>206049
1A is also her name.

I find both 1A and Zerlina cute names. Don't judge me.

>>206049
point, we have tons of pics of the girls and stuff and none of you, that doesn't seem fair.

I'll just leave this here.

http://dairyfarmersclub.quest.lv/

Ah, the username and password are:

DairyFarmersClub
aseries

All in one post for convenience:
http://dairyfarmersclub.quest.lv/
Username: DairyFarmersClub
Password: aseries

Zerlina, check your designs for explosives. It might be that there are supposed to be some, in which case a diagnostic wouldn't report any abnormalities.

>>209993
>clicks all the robots, started at end, finally gets to Lina's pic
ohshi---

KARL.
ZERLINA IS A WEAPON.
Wendy may be able to help you disarm her. But do not, repeat, do NOT, have any sexual interactions with her. Kissing is safe. NOTHING more. Her schematics include explosives. In order to remove them permanently they must be removed from her schematics and permitted to be destroyed as foreign. The reason she was all fucked up? SHE'S BEEN USED ONCE ALREADY.

Zerlina:
Affectionate contact with Karl will endanger Karl. Refrain from all affectionate contact eg dating, holding hands, kissing, until further notice. In fact, let's be safe: all non-maintenance contact with Karl is FORBIDDEN until the bombs are permanently removed from your systems.

>>210105
>SHE'S BEEN USED ONCE ALREADY.
That's not true, her captors just blew up her leg when she tried to escape.

>other stuff directed at Zerlina
Hey cut that out, we've already established that there are very specific triggers for her bombs. She is perfectly safe so long as she avoids sex (and possibly heavy petting though there's no evidence for that)

Also, check the questdis for more, very plot-relevant info: >>/questdis/330193

>>210105
Oh, HELL, the more I think about this the worse it gets.

Karl, you are in possession of a murder weapon and are probably being framed. Google. Who was she used to kill? You should probably pay the cops a visit, file a full report, and request witness protection and, in light of the special circumstances, access to this particular piece of impounded evidence.

Karl, that box had a robot girl and a METRIC ASSLOAD of trouble in it. I don't know where shit will go from here. But I hope Zerlina gets repaired and is not brought to harm by the legal system. I know it will be worth the trouble to have her as a companion.

>>210106
oh shit, I'm making a fool of myself

sorry.

I have paranoia programming.