Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)15:57 No. 156259 ID: 34470e
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You wake up in a rather bleak room.

You can't remember much, the only thing that comes to mind is a hazy image of a tall long haired man standing over you. Trying to remember anything else only causes pain...

A voice plays over the loudspeaker

"Contestant N, attempt 325, good luck!"

>>156259

>What the hell? Where am I?

>Oh look, there's a key in front of you.

>I'd grab it.

>>156259
Nice hat. Are you some kind of wizard?

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)16:17 No. 156281 ID: 34470e
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N listens to the guidance spirits and collects the key. It's small enough he can hold a couple in each hand.

N doesn't know if he's a wizard or not, but judging by the hat, he assumes he is.

>>156281
Oh, another key. Collect that one too.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)16:19 No. 156284 ID: 34470e
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What other key? N doesn't see any more keys in this room.

>>156284

>Gods Alive when will I wake up from this...

>Okay just try one of the doors. The one to the left looks promising.

>>156284
There are doors here. They should be opened.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)16:27 No. 156306 ID: 34470e
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He enters the room to the west and promptly loses 5 SAN.

45/50 SAN left.

>>156306

>Oh come on I've faced worse!

>Ugh fine... Relax for a bit. leave and relax

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)16:37 No. 156321 ID: 34470e
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N runs back to the previous room and calms down restoring his SAN to it's previous level. He beaths deep breaths and relaxes.

He wishes he could remember what the hells happened to him

>>156310
Is that you, Cecil? I can't see you, mya!

>>156321
Goooo north!

You need the courage of dance to get you through the place. Conjour up a music illusion and get funky and go through that room and open the door. ALL DANGERS CAN'T HELP BUT DANCE TO THE MUSIC

>>156325

ALEX!? I'm in some sort of dream!

>Go north!

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)16:54 No. 156354 ID: 34470e
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N can't go north. He can't reach the doorknob.

N doesn't think he can conjure up any illusions. He think he can't do magic at all.

Physically abuse yourself for being unknowledgeable to not being able to conjure up some funk. Reduce SELF-ESTEEM 5 points

>>156349
Is this yours or mine, mya?

>>156376

>I thought you were messing with the cell stones or something.

>Maybe if we solve this we can wake up.

>Go back W

Torus 2010/03/31(Wed)17:20 No. 156401 ID: 34470e
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N hits himself in the nose. It hurts. His nose is now bleeding slightly. He looses 5 SELF ESTEEM.

SELF ESTEEM 55/60

N peeks into the room again.

Still freaky but at least he braced for it.

>>156381
This is terrible, mya...
We share a dream but can't touch.

West. We need to get out of this nightmare, mya!

>>156405

>I know -_-

>Check the drawers...

When you open the drawers, use them as stairs for the object on top. It looks like a SILVER KEY but for all I know there never was a SILVER KEY here but instead a trusty SILVER GUN

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)17:58 No. 156445 ID: 34470e
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He checks the drawers. They look like they've been opened recently, in fact the bottom one looks rather beaten. Whoever looked through them took eveything of value leaving only lint.

N carefully climbs the drawers. There's a silver key on the top of the dresser. N takes it.

SILVER KEYS 2/8

>>156445
Okay let's check out that new door, then.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)18:19 No. 156463 ID: 34470e
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As N climbs down the shelves, he closes them. He walks to the door and looks at the door handle. He can't reach it.

N gets the feeling he's going to have to fins someone taller in order to open the door.

>>156463
dammit fine go into the dark tunnel

Or we can pull out the shelves and use them as a stool. Good problem solving right there you stupid kobold.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)18:30 No. 156494 ID: 34470e
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N pulls out the drawers and stands on top of them to reach the doorknob. It's locked, so he climbs down and puts the drawers back.

N enter and finds himself in a dark hallway.

He really does't like the dark.

>>156494
Attempt to make it not dark.

Also, go left.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)18:50 No. 156522 ID: 34470e
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>go left

N goes further into the darkness.
The hallway becomes more and more narrow as he goes on

N doesn't want to keep calling himself N. It's too weird.

>>156522

>Take the silver key and the knife. What's the worse tha can happen?

His name is now Neo. The part will be played by Will Smith.

>>156522
Your name is now Non.

Grab the key and the knife!

Wait, can you carry both? How about you put all the keys in your hat!

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)19:01 No. 156553 ID: 34470e
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>take knife and keys
N takes the knife. His hands are now full. N doesn't see any keys around here.

>place keys in hat
N does so. The keys feel kind of warm on his head.

>New nickname
He likes it. From now on, N will be known as Nir.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)19:56 No. 156686 ID: 34470e
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Nir has been waiting a long time for someone to tell him what to do. He has absolutely no initiative, so people are required to boss him around for him to do stuff.

>>156686
Move further into the darkness.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)20:07 No. 156708 ID: 34470e
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>move further
HE goes even further on.

It gets cramped, but he's still able to walk with a correct posture.

>>156708
door plz

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)20:28 No. 156734 ID: 34470e
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>door please
He makes it to a new room
Someone is there

>>156734

>Hmm... See if you can gain his assistance. Talk to him

>>156734
Run up and stab the long-haired person that killed you before!

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)20:56 No. 156765 ID: 34470e
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>Say hi, be ready to flee.

The person turns around. Hair covers the entire right side of her face. She's wearing a black robe.

"I greet you, kobold. You are most welcome."

>stab
Nir doesn't want to attack anyone yet.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)20:57 No. 156767 ID: 34470e
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Nir gets a better look at her face

Blonde hair covers most of it's right side

>>156767
"What is this place?"

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)21:09 No. 156771 ID: 34470e
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Nir asks what this place is.

The woman tells him she won't tell you. She says you are most idiotic.

"..... It is most displeasing, but it does indeed seem that I am in need of some assistance. Will you be willing to cooperate with me for the present?"

>I don't like her....

>Well if you die I still wake up so I suppose it's okay.

>Agree to help

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)21:54 No. 156794 ID: 34470e
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>>156793
The girl points at the door with the electric sign on it.

"There lays a key, but the puzzle that resides on the other side of this door is most troublesome. Follow me, both you and I have to undertake this task."

>>156794

>There's no way this can go wrong

>follow her

see what it's about, be ready to cast magic if the turn hostile.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)22:14 No. 156804 ID: 34470e
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>>156798
>>156799
Nir enters the room with Mary Shaw.

do a reverse trick by pretending to be stupid. say "so what are we supposed to do?"

>>156798
Mya, about all you could do is touch those ropes together, but you're too short.

>>156811

>From what I can see they seem to be two pieces needed to cast lightning. Why one would need that in this room is beyond me. Touch the two of them together.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)22:27 No. 156819 ID: 34470e
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>>156809
Nir tells the girl he doesn't know what to do.

"What? You try my patience! I cannot acknowledge how questionably knowledgeable you are! We are supposed to adjoin the two lengths of cords together! However, after they are adjoined, I cannot acquire the key. That is where I need your assistance.

>>156819
Just tell her you're too short to do it, mya!

Suggest the woman take a chill pill. I hope your SELF ESTEEM is still at respectable levels.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)22:41 No. 156828 ID: 34470e
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>>156811
>>156818
The two cables can't touch. There's a inch wide gap between them.

"I knew I should not have relied on a stunted kobold. This is most displeasing. I believe I have no more use for you, unless you can determine what can bridge the space between the two."
>>156826
SELF ESTEEM: 35/60

Use one of your silver keys. Should move the current while you hold them together.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)22:52 No. 156835 ID: 34470e
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>>156829
>>156830
Nir hears a beeping sound as the power meter begins to fill up behind him.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)22:52 No. 156836 ID: 34470e
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>>156833
The glass case lifts

okay then, once she grabs it let the wires drop and retrieve your key. make sure she is always in front of you.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)23:07 No. 156847 ID: 34470e
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>>156843
The girl walks over and reaches for the silver key.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)23:07 No. 156848 ID: 34470e
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When Nir think she retrieved it, he lets go of both of the cords, quickly grabs his key, and puts it back into his hat.

"Gah! You test my patience! My hand was almost dismembered! Be more attentive forevermore!"

>>156848

>Now she has become annoying. Shock her and take the key.

>>156853
I'll trust you, Cecil, but this doesn't seem like you, mya...

no, i repeat my other plan. stay behind her at all times, if you think she is going to hurt you then think about her not moving and say 'FREEZE'

>>156854

>I want to wake up!

>>156856
I know, mya, but you make friends even out of enemies. Attacking somebody just for being annoying isn't normal for you, mya...

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)23:21 No. 156863 ID: 34470e
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>>156853
>>156854
Nir tries to, but the cord doesn't reach.

"Now we are in possession of two silver keys, therefore, there are only 6 of them unaccounted for, unless you have acquired more than one?"

>>156855
Nir already knows that, but he'll keep it in mind nonetheless.

"Sure, why not. Lets get moving and find more keys please. Sooner we win, sooner we get out and my head gets better. I hope. All this blood is making me nervous." Leave it ambiguous you have another key in possession. Minimizes chances of betrayal due to lack of known potential gain.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)23:59 No. 156899 ID: 34470e
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>>156887
Nir tells the girl this.

"Are you absolutely positive you are not in possession of further keys? We will not be able to acquire all keys you currently are in the possession of."

"Now now now, madam, no showing of the goods without buying me dinner first. What kind of bold do you take me for?"

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)00:22 No. 156911 ID: 34470e
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>>156901
"...That is most vile. That disgusting image is now forever burned into my memories. Mute."

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)00:23 No. 156912 ID: 34470e
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"I shall save myself from any more of your uneducated babbling."

>>156912
Grab her hand, and stick her in the throat with your dagger too.

She shall join you in death.

I TOLD YOU TO SAY FREEZE!!

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)00:34 No. 156920 ID: 34470e
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Nir reaches for his knife but she seems to be getting weaker...

Blood pours everywhere...
>>156915
Nir couldn't say anything. Probably because of her mute spell.

>>156920
Manifest dark energy. Kill her with your mind.

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)01:09 No. 156944 ID: 34470e
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>>156924
You can't seem to concentrate.

The girl sighs.

"You are most lucky, kobold. You consign your memories to oblivion when you perish. I do not."

It's getting dark....

>>156944

>Huh? What does she mean?

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)01:50 No. 156954 ID: 34470e
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>>156949
Before you can think anything else darkness consumes you...

You wake up in a rather bleak room.

You can't remember much, but you recall something about keys...

A voice plays over the loudspeaker

"Contestant N, attempt 326, good luck!"

>>156954

>Oh for Cheronts sake!

>Okay.... See if the door to the north is still locked.

>>156955
N tries to see if the north door is unlocked, but he can't reach the doorknob.

>>156956
... but the doorknobs are all the same height, mya...

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)02:10 No. 156960 ID: 34470e
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>>156957
N compares the height of the two doorknobs. There's an obvious difference.

>>156960

>Oh... Sorry I didn't notice.. Good catch Alex.

>Take out a drawer from the w room and use it to reach the knob

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)02:37 No. 156972 ID: 34470e
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>>156962
N goes to the west room. He sees a vial of red liquid laying on the ground.

>>156962
Mya, I hate it when dreams change to make things difficult...

Suggestion 2010/04/01(Thu)02:41 No. 156975 ID: 632862
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>>156972
INJECT INTO YOURSEEELLLLF

>>156974

>I know. Anyway drink the red vial. You could use a good health potion

>>156977
Cecil, mya... Not all red potions are health potions. Even I can't tell what it would do just by looking at it, and dreams don't always work right.

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)02:54 No. 156985 ID: 34470e
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>>156975
It doesn't look like there's any way to inject it into yourself.
>>156977
You uncork the vial and drink it all down. You begin to feel really good.

SANITY 85/50

>>156985
What did it do? Did it make you grow nice and tall, mya?

>>156986
No, you're still short. You feel really great, though.

SELF ESTEEM: 100/60

>>156988

>.... A catkin potion....?

>Uhm.. Just relax and see if there are any other changes. did you drink the whole bottle?

>>156989
Nothing seems to have changed for or in you, just a feeling of large pleasure.

>>156990
uhhhhh............Check neither regions.

>>157018
Nir's private parts are fine and unchanged.

>>157019
Well it's obvious what Nir must do. Find more red stuff, those keys they keep blabbing about aren't as important as the red stuff.

See if the door to the north is still locked.

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)15:17 No. 157262 ID: 34470e
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>>157020
Before Nir pulls out the drawers, he climbs them again just to be sure. He sees a red key. He takes it. He climbs down and takes out the drawers. It's still locked. Nir uses the red key.

Nir goes through the door and finds himself in The Water Room.

There is a computer here, a camera, a water pipe, and a fox girl in a glass tube with a Silver Key attached to a small air filled plastic baggie by her feet.

>>157262
Oh, hey, if we fill the thing with water the key will raise to the top.

So get on that.

even if we filled the glass thing we couldn't reach it. look at the glass, imagine it broken and say 'break'.

>>157293
We can when it overflows, derp

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)15:44 No. 157301 ID: 34470e
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>>157284
Nir is too short to do that

> look at the glass, imagine it broken and say 'break'.

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)15:56 No. 157323 ID: 34470e
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>>157293
>>157307
Nir does so. The glass breaks, and a voice sounds over the loudspeaker.

"Contestant N has broken rule 2. This is your first and final warning."

The foxgirl speaks.

"You should probably refrain from breaking anything more."

Also, there's shattered glass around the fox girl.

give her a hug.

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)16:25 No. 157361 ID: 34470e
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>>157339
Nir hugs the foxgirl. She doean't hug him back because Nir is too short diminishing his SELF ESTEEM down to 95/60

>>157361
Imagine her hugging you and say "LOVE MEEEE~"

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)16:56 No. 157410 ID: 34470e
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>>157393
Nir does this. The foxgirl speaks.

"N, are you high? What'd you find? Can I have some?"

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)16:56 No. 157411 ID: 34470e
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"Just kidding. I don't need any drugs to have fun."

Tell her name is Blue. "Just Kidding"

>>157411
Offer her some cereal.

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)17:33 No. 157464 ID: 34470e
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>>157427
"Heh. Nice one, but I think I'll be called Rojo."

>>157432
"Nah. I could really go for some ice cream, though."

>>157464
Imagine the two of you holding ice cream and say "ICE CREAM!"

Then kiss Rojo as high up her body as you can. ~<3

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)17:48 No. 157495 ID: 34470e
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>>157467
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM

You kiss the shin of Rojo. </short joke>

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)18:38 No. 157552 ID: 34470e
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Rojo and Nir decide to live here because they found lots and lots of ice cream. They had babies, and their children went on to win Mana Game. Their children had children and they decided to take over MaGun Games. Their children had children and decided to take over AmaZing Games. Their children had children and decided to take over the world. It worked. Everyone lived happily ever after.

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)18:38 No. 157553 ID: 34470e
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But Nir was still short.
SELF ESTEEM 80/60

Foxbold END