"Sure, why not. Lets get moving and find more keys please. Sooner we win, sooner we get out and my head gets better. I hope. All this blood is making me nervous." Leave it ambiguous you have another key in possession. Minimizes chances of betrayal due to lack of known potential gain.

Larrodude 2010/03/31(Wed)23:59 No. 156899 ID: 34470e
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>>156887
Nir tells the girl this.

"Are you absolutely positive you are not in possession of further keys? We will not be able to acquire all keys you currently are in the possession of."

"Now now now, madam, no showing of the goods without buying me dinner first. What kind of bold do you take me for?"

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)00:22 No. 156911 ID: 34470e
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>>156901
"...That is most vile. That disgusting image is now forever burned into my memories. Mute."

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)00:23 No. 156912 ID: 34470e
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"I shall save myself from any more of your uneducated babbling."

>>156912
Grab her hand, and stick her in the throat with your dagger too.

She shall join you in death.

I TOLD YOU TO SAY FREEZE!!

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)00:34 No. 156920 ID: 34470e
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Nir reaches for his knife but she seems to be getting weaker...

Blood pours everywhere...
>>156915
Nir couldn't say anything. Probably because of her mute spell.

>>156920
Manifest dark energy. Kill her with your mind.

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)01:09 No. 156944 ID: 34470e
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>>156924
You can't seem to concentrate.

The girl sighs.

"You are most lucky, kobold. You consign your memories to oblivion when you perish. I do not."

It's getting dark....

>>156944

>Huh? What does she mean?

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)01:50 No. 156954 ID: 34470e
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>>156949
Before you can think anything else darkness consumes you...

You wake up in a rather bleak room.

You can't remember much, but you recall something about keys...

A voice plays over the loudspeaker

"Contestant N, attempt 326, good luck!"

>>156954

>Oh for Cheronts sake!

>Okay.... See if the door to the north is still locked.

>>156955
N tries to see if the north door is unlocked, but he can't reach the doorknob.

>>156956
... but the doorknobs are all the same height, mya...

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)02:10 No. 156960 ID: 34470e
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>>156957
N compares the height of the two doorknobs. There's an obvious difference.

>>156960

>Oh... Sorry I didn't notice.. Good catch Alex.

>Take out a drawer from the w room and use it to reach the knob

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)02:37 No. 156972 ID: 34470e
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>>156962
N goes to the west room. He sees a vial of red liquid laying on the ground.

>>156962
Mya, I hate it when dreams change to make things difficult...

Suggestion 2010/04/01(Thu)02:41 No. 156975 ID: 632862
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>>156972
INJECT INTO YOURSEEELLLLF

>>156974

>I know. Anyway drink the red vial. You could use a good health potion

>>156977
Cecil, mya... Not all red potions are health potions. Even I can't tell what it would do just by looking at it, and dreams don't always work right.

Larrodude 2010/04/01(Thu)02:54 No. 156985 ID: 34470e
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>>156975
It doesn't look like there's any way to inject it into yourself.
>>156977
You uncork the vial and drink it all down. You begin to feel really good.

SANITY 85/50

>>156985
What did it do? Did it make you grow nice and tall, mya?

>>156986
No, you're still short. You feel really great, though.

SELF ESTEEM: 100/60

>>156988

>.... A catkin potion....?

>Uhm.. Just relax and see if there are any other changes. did you drink the whole bottle?

>>156989
Nothing seems to have changed for or in you, just a feeling of large pleasure.

>>156990
uhhhhh............Check neither regions.

>>157018
Nir's private parts are fine and unchanged.

>>157019
Well it's obvious what Nir must do. Find more red stuff, those keys they keep blabbing about aren't as important as the red stuff.

See if the door to the north is still locked.

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)15:17 No. 157262 ID: 34470e
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>>157020
Before Nir pulls out the drawers, he climbs them again just to be sure. He sees a red key. He takes it. He climbs down and takes out the drawers. It's still locked. Nir uses the red key.

Nir goes through the door and finds himself in The Water Room.

There is a computer here, a camera, a water pipe, and a fox girl in a glass tube with a Silver Key attached to a small air filled plastic baggie by her feet.

>>157262
Oh, hey, if we fill the thing with water the key will raise to the top.

So get on that.

even if we filled the glass thing we couldn't reach it. look at the glass, imagine it broken and say 'break'.

>>157293
We can when it overflows, derp

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)15:44 No. 157301 ID: 34470e
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>>157284
Nir is too short to do that

> look at the glass, imagine it broken and say 'break'.

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)15:56 No. 157323 ID: 34470e
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>>157293
>>157307
Nir does so. The glass breaks, and a voice sounds over the loudspeaker.

"Contestant N has broken rule 2. This is your first and final warning."

The foxgirl speaks.

"You should probably refrain from breaking anything more."

Also, there's shattered glass around the fox girl.

give her a hug.

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)16:25 No. 157361 ID: 34470e
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>>157339
Nir hugs the foxgirl. She doean't hug him back because Nir is too short diminishing his SELF ESTEEM down to 95/60

>>157361
Imagine her hugging you and say "LOVE MEEEE~"

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)16:56 No. 157410 ID: 34470e
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>>157393
Nir does this. The foxgirl speaks.

"N, are you high? What'd you find? Can I have some?"

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)16:56 No. 157411 ID: 34470e
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"Just kidding. I don't need any drugs to have fun."

Tell her name is Blue. "Just Kidding"

>>157411
Offer her some cereal.

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)17:33 No. 157464 ID: 34470e
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>>157427
"Heh. Nice one, but I think I'll be called Rojo."

>>157432
"Nah. I could really go for some ice cream, though."

>>157464
Imagine the two of you holding ice cream and say "ICE CREAM!"

Then kiss Rojo as high up her body as you can. ~<3

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)17:48 No. 157495 ID: 34470e
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>>157467
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM

You kiss the shin of Rojo. </short joke>

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)18:38 No. 157552 ID: 34470e
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Rojo and Nir decide to live here because they found lots and lots of ice cream. They had babies, and their children went on to win Mana Game. Their children had children and they decided to take over MaGun Games. Their children had children and decided to take over AmaZing Games. Their children had children and decided to take over the world. It worked. Everyone lived happily ever after.

Larrodude!cLz/vujOiQ 2010/04/01(Thu)18:38 No. 157553 ID: 34470e
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But Nir was still short.
SELF ESTEEM 80/60

Foxbold END