Journey in the box.

Duran Donuts.

TFC BAYBEE!

DONUTS OF COURSE YOU ARE COPS AFTER ALL

Journey!

(Three-way tie has returned)

got to be donuts

Journey In The Box

>>157915
Duran Donauts.

McDooble 2010/04/02(Fri)13:19 No. 158025 ID: 8e18cd
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We stock ourselves with Duran Latex Specials. Donuts covered in thick rubbery dark chocolate. They taste delicious.

"Here we are..." Flails says. He seems oddly calm.

Should I call for backup?

You don't need backup. You're a goddamn badass. Just look at you.

>>158025
The only reason you should ever call for back-up is to get a sweet ass helicopter.

Tell him that if this is a trap, he's going to have to wear a strap-on in prison.

Backup is for the soft-boiled.

McDooble 2010/04/03(Sat)00:44 No. 158540 ID: 8e18cd
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Screw backup. We can do it ourselves. We took him to the field he pointed. Suddenly I can hear an ice cream truck... "Larry stay here with Flails. I'm gonna check it. That looks fishy as hell."

Flailsbreaker just laughs and Larry smacks him in the face "SHUT UP". "Do you like ice cream, Larry?" I hear from the distance.

Should I try to stop the truck? This is getting pretty intense...

Yeah. That's way too suspicious

>>158540
Could it be that Flails hid all the ice cream by distributing it to ice cream trucks around the world?

You must investigate.

McDooble 2010/04/03(Sat)02:31 No. 158640 ID: 8e18cd
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I stop the car and point my gun at the driver "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE."

"Calm down, man. I was told to deliver this box of ice cream here to Mr. Larry Sergal."

Shit, shit... this looks really bad. What I should do. I hear some shouting from the direction of Flails and Larry. Larry is growing more irritated.

"HEY MCDOOBLE. WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IN THE TRUCK?"

Man... what I should do next.

>>158640
Get that guy out of the truck where Larry can see them.

Get the delivery and bring it to Larry.

Okay, take the package. We'll check it out away from Larry in case it's dangerous.

>>158640
See what's in the packages. Be prepared for mind fuckery and having to execute Flails in cold blood in the middle of nowehere and bury his corpse in the sand.

This seems like a setup, but it's a pretty crappy one.

McDooble 2010/04/10(Sat)02:10 No. 162150 ID: 8e18cd
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"It's just an ice-cream guy... Larry!"

I can hear Flails...

"I went to your favourite ice cream parlor, Larry."

I open the package... Shit is mint rocky road. Larry flips over the flavour! Shit shit.

"I've tried to play the ice cream man, Larry. It didn't work out..."

"What the fuck are you going on about???!!!"

"I gave it all away, Larry. But I saved one flavour for you..."

"WHAT'S IN THE PACKAGE MCDOOBLE?!!!"

Shit shit shit shit shit...

>>162150
Why don't you show him what's in the package?

Laugh. Tell him he got the wrong flavor.

>>162150
"It's Vanilla!"

>>162150
>Larry flips over the flavour!
Does that mean he likes it or he hates it?

McDooble 2010/04/10(Sat)16:15 No. 162355 ID: 8e18cd
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One time I had to pull Larry away from an ice cream man because he nearly strangled him to death for giving him a mint rocky road on a stick.

He hates that flavour with utter passion.

"Don't listen to him, Larry. It's just vanilla."

"Don't lie, McDooble. We all know which flavour Larry loves the most." Flails say.

"SHUT UP, FAGGOT." Larry says pushing Flailsbreaker to the ground.

I feel like Larry will blow any second now.

Tell him it's a head. His mom's head.

Tell the guy if he wants to live LOAD IT BACK AND DRIVE AS FAST AS HE CAN

>>162355
"Put the gun down, Larry! He wants you to shoot him!"

>>162361
"And because of that the real way to piss him off is to NOT shoot him!"

Eat all of it before he sees it.
Fatso

>>162355
Let him know what it is. Shoot Flails in the desert and bury him in a shallow grave.

McDooble 2010/04/11(Sun)02:37 No. 162679 ID: 8e18cd
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"HEY, ICE CREAM GUY. GET THE FUCK OUT AS FAST AS YOU CAN!" I shout to the Ice Cream guy.

"Put the gun down, Larry."

"NO!"

"He wants you to shoot him, Larry. Don't let him win."

"HE DESERVES TO BE SHOT. ALL THAT ICE-CREAM... OH GOD..."

"Just give me the gun back Larry... Let the police handle this."

"What's the matter, Larry. Hate mint rocky road?" Flailsbreaker suddenly says.

Oh God. He's done it. Larry's finger is shaking... I have seconds maybe to do anything.

>>162679
Shoot him yourself, in the leg.

Flails breaker must lose his balls. You warned him.

Shoot him in the leg.

>>162679
Shoot him in the nutsack. Then you and Larry will say a prayer for your own souls and shoot him in the back of the head together. Bury his corpse in a shallow desert grave and pretend it never happened.

"C'mon Larry. You need to be cold and hard, like super fudge chunky in the freezer. Not hot, runny and emotional, like chocolate dip cherry that's been left in the sun. You KNOW death's too good for him, he needs to rot in jail."

>>162679
What are we worried about? Shooting Flails Breaker with a gun is going to do absolutely nothing.

>>162679
"Larry if you shoot him, he will win."

McDooble 2011/03/31(Thu)12:46 No. 292221 ID: 8e18cd
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I shoot him in the leg. That makes Larry snap out of it

"What the fuck, McDooble."

"Didn't you understand? He wanted you to do it. Wizards can regenerate, slowly but still. I just wonder wh..."

The distant sound of chopper wings reveals Flailsbreaker's plan.

McDooble 2011/03/31(Thu)12:48 No. 292222 ID: 8e18cd
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It was a channel 7 news. All of that was on tape.

To discredit us, most likely. Given our earlier bending of few laws there and there, I could tell we were in deep shit.

McDooble 2011/03/31(Thu)12:50 No. 292224 ID: 8e18cd
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"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, MCDOOBLE??!!!"

Commissioner Freya was furious. Police brutality on tape. Flails could throw it against us in court and we wouldn't be able to cover our asses at all.

I was forced to hand over the badge. Larry protested, but Freya didn't want to listen at all. She told him to... eh I won't even repeat what she said. She threw us both out of her office afterwards. I cleaned my desk as Larry watched on the brink of crying.

McDooble 2011/03/31(Thu)12:53 No. 292225 ID: 8e18cd
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The trail was a joke. Flails got sentence for most crime, but his lawyer went on how he's really a victim of society and committed all of his crimes due to his sexoholism and alcoholism. Instead of his ass rotting in prison, he was sent for 'therapy' in some undisclosed Asylum.

McDooble 2011/03/31(Thu)12:54 No. 292228 ID: 8e18cd
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Larry broke down after the trail. He was taken into a psychiatric clinic for treatment.


The meds instead of helping him, fucked him up, turning him in what he is nowadays. There's a slim hope of him recovering. But I doubt it... I gave up on optimism.

McDooble 2011/03/31(Thu)12:56 No. 292229 ID: 8e18cd
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As for me? I still thirsted for justice. I couldn't rejoin the force, so instead I started my own private detective business.

I've become more bitter after all those years, but I still hold to my values and I always will.

>>292225
Yay, he's never getting out of there. It's harder to get out of closed mental care than to get out of prison.

>>292261
And Neither will Larry.
Of course the 'undisclosed' bit about Flails' asylum makes me think it just another of his places, and thus non-legit.