Wherever Miss Taxi lives.

Pooptown.

My Pants

Voidburg.

WHAT WAIT

...you aren't Taxi.

You're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, which is found in the city of Funkytown, which was built on rock n roll.

>>130185
Oh fuck.

Suggestion 2010/02/12(Fri)17:21 No. 130189 ID: 950529
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"To Funkytown, my good man."
>"Funkytown! That's right on the other side o' the island. You heading there to visit someone fer Valentine's Day tomorrow?"
"No, sir, I've only just arrived on this island. I'm going to start a new life there."
>"With just a backpack as your belongings?.. Say, you're not some criminal hidin' from the authorities, are ya?"
"I assure you, I am not."
>"I'm glad, sir. Had me heart racing there. So you dunno anyone here yet, eh? Welp, I'm Bert Mega. Please to meet ya, sir..?"

With a new life comes a new name. What shall I call myself?

>>130189
Blake Stone.

Ludwig von Chesterwick.

Jhonson Tanker

>>130189
Eric Redrock

>>130189
Full Name: The Taco King
Initial: T.T.K.
Nickname: The King
First Name: The
Last Name: King
Middle initial: T

Garth

Garret. Anyone who disagrees is a taffer.

Ioannes

>>130189
Raoul.

Depending on your tastes, follow it with 'The Love God.'

Lucius Wang.

Murdlep

Garret is ok.

Garret Jones? Garret Butler? Garret Smith?

William Blazkowicz!

Garret Redwick Suggestion 2010/02/12(Fri)17:37 No. 130206 ID: 950529
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"Garret Redwick. Nice to meet you, mister Mega."
>"Hey, call me Bert. Mind if I call you Garth?"
"Uhm.. Sure."
>"Brillaint. So you got a place to crash in Funkytown? Got it all sorted out?"
"Actually I thought I'd see about that once I got there. I just have enough cash to pay you for the ride."
>"What?! Are you for real? That's no good. No one is going to want to look after a broke dude on a rainy evening before Valentine's Day."
"I guess I didn't think this through.."
>"Hmm.. Well, I have a pal in Funkytown who owes me a few favors. Hold on, let me give him a ring. ...Hey, Max. Hey. Fuckhole, yeah. Yeah! Had any dudes ram you up the butt lately? Fucking slut. No, listen, I'm driving this kid to Funkytown and he's broken and has no place to stay. Didn't you have an empty room? Yeah, and you were looking for a cleaner. Yeah. Yep, exactly. So I'll drop him off at your place. ..No, no, listen, I'm not- No. Okay, fine. Just one date. Yeah yeah. A'ight. See you tomorrow, then. .... Perfect. I got you a nice place right on Electric Avenue, the main road in Funky Town. What do you say to that, eh?"

Excellent. Proceed.

>>130206
That... sounds... good?

>>130206
How deep does the rock and roll go down into the bedrock?

What did you mean by cleaner?

>>130180
>...Hey, Max. Hey. Fuckhole, yeah. Yeah! Had any dudes ram you up the butt lately? Fucking slut.
I... wat.

>Didn't you have an empty room? Yeah, and you were looking for a cleaner. Yeah. Yep, exactly.
...Well okay then.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/12(Fri)17:56 No. 130213 ID: 950529
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"Excellent. What exactly is the job of cleaner?"
>"Ain't a clue, friend."
"Well, thank you very much, Bert. I appreciate it."
>"Don't mention it. Ain't every day you get to start over, you know? Well, here we are. Cafe's closed now, so just use the normal entrance. Tell him Bert send ya. Good luck, kid!"

>>130213

Let's head in.

>>130213
Knock on the door and say Bert sent you.

>>130213
well go on inside then, it's raining or you'll catch your death of cold.

Erm, don't forget to tip your cabbie.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/12(Fri)18:15 No. 130219 ID: 950529
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I hand Bert all my money. He holds out my change.
"Keep it."
>"Aw, thanks, man. I got a feeling you have a great life a head of you. Adios!"

He races off. I run to the door and knock several times, trying to shield myself from the rain with my backpack.
It soon opens.

>"Hellooo~ Ah, you're all wet!"
"Hey there. Bert Mega send me."
>"Oh, you're the homeless fellow. I'm Max! I own this building and I run the Rollin' Rock cafe. Come in! Would you like to take a shower right away? Or should I show you your room? Or do you want to meet the others? Or- Or- Let me know what I can do for you! Uhm, what's your name?"

Introduce yourself, and ask about the showers, a new change of clothes will do you wonders. Also, ask if Max will join you in the shower~

>>130219
It won't do to meet everyone all wet like this!
We'd better take that shower.

>>130219
Introduce yourself and see if you can find some place to change into some dry clothes. Your room I imagine. Then we can take a shower, and afterwards meet the others.

>>130219

"Richard Holloway."

Give a different name to every person you meet from now on.

Idunno, are we into cute bunnibois that takes in the ass?

We must discover who in this dimension is the equivalent of Tom Nook.

>>130232

No, let's not do this. It is a silly idea.
Instead, introduce yourself as Garret Redwick.

>>130236
We MUST do it. BECAUSE its a silly idea.

>>130236

Party pooper.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/12(Fri)18:32 No. 130240 ID: 950529
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Sadly, I am not into cute bunnyboys, no matter how tight their ass or how cute their squeals of pleasure may be.

"Nice to meet you, Max. I'm Garret Redwick."
>"Come in, Garret! Can I call you Garth?"
"Sure. Uh, I would like to take a shower, if I may."
>"Of course! Right this way."

He leads me to the bathroom. I waste no time getting out of my soaked clothes and take a warm shower. It feels very refreshing.

>"Hey, hey, Garth, I put your clothes in the dryer. They'll be dry when you're done showering."
"Thanks, Max."
>"... So what brings you to Funkytown? And the day before Valentine's.. That can't be a coincidence! It must be fate!"

>>130232


Josh Holloway. See if you can get away with that.

>>130240

"The hot babes, of course."

>>130240

>> Sadly, I am not into cute bunnyboys yet

>>130240
"Searching for a new start."

>>130240
Fate? Possibly.

"I am looking for... love, I guess. I've been so lonely recently."

Just going new places... seeing new faces.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/12(Fri)18:45 No. 130250 ID: 950529
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"I'm looking to make a new start. Perhaps share it with some female company."
>"Oohh, how romantic.. What about male company?"
"I'm afraid not."
>"Well, it's not like Funkytown has a thriving gay community.. Hee! So, shall I introduce you to the rest? Or would you like to retire to your room for now? You seem pretty tired."

Hey, theres a chance its a reverse trap, low as it may be.

Lets not just go the 'I'm not into you' route yet. He's taking us in, not the time to burn bridges...

>>130250
Yeah, let's meet the others.

>>130250

"I've got some energy left in me yet. Let's go meet the others."

>>130250
We're a girl?

>>130250
"Sure, I'm curious to see who these 'others' are."

Furry Romanticar.

I do not know if I should be enraged or intrigued...

...continue.

>>130265
Furmanticar :3

Garret Redwick 2010/02/12(Fri)19:15 No. 130272 ID: 950529
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"I'd like to meet the others. I have some energy left."
>"Alright~"

Max takes me to the living room, where a cat and a dog watch TV while having a beer.

>"That's Boyd Sekemoto. He's our cook, and, well, bouncer when things go wrong~"
>"Osu!"
>"And that's Ellenoir Zulosky. She's our lovely waitress."
>"Call me Elly."
>"And I'm Maximus Billaird, the host! I sing live every Friday. Please come listen some time!"
"It's a pleasure to meet you all. I'm Garret Redwick--"
>"But you can call him Garth."
"That's right. I'll do my best to fit in."
>"Cheers, Garth-san."
>"Good to have you."

>>130269
Furimanticar

>>130272

Elly seems cute. For now, I'd suggest looking at the room, and asking if you can work. Even being a bus boy would help you get some cash.

>>Sadly, I am not into cute bunnyboys, no matter how tight their ass or how cute their squeals of pleasure may be.

Well too fucking bad. We are going to convert you. Forcibly. Otherwise you can prepare for psychological warfare from inside your own head. Good luck fighting headvoices, jellyrolls.

>>130272
Bunny, kittie, doggie. Holy trinity.

>>130280

Seconded.

Accidentally trip and fall onto Elly.

There was something about a 'cleaner'?

>>130282
Hey now... I voice in favor of letting our hosts have 'some' measure of choice in certain matters.

Anyhow... I suppose thank them for the room (if you are feeling hungry perhaps a bite to eat?) and then to sleep, perchance to dream?

>>130287
Accidentally trip and fall into max.

What kind of hat you got on, Garth?

Ask Max if he's got anything for you to do, like sweeping or busing tables or such. Then ask where your room is.

>>130272
Covertly hide your erection.

>>130298
in Max's ass

>>130290
Yeeeah, what exactly they meant by cleaner? I know a few types, not all use brooms >.>;

Garret Redwick 2010/02/12(Fri)19:54 No. 130320 ID: 950529
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"Speaking of jobs, what will be my role?"
>"Oh! Oh yes. You won't be working with us much. It's your job to get everything set before we open and clean everything up when we close. You know, dishes, napkins, the whole sh'bang. It'll enough to earn you a room, but not enough for a salary to go with it!"
"I understand. Will you guide me through my first workday tomorrow?"
>"Of course! Tomorrow we'll probably have loads of couples having dates here, so you're right on time."
"I'm glad to hear that. Now, may I see my room?"
>"Yes, sir, this way."

I nod to Elly and Boyd and follow Max to my room. It's a small room with a simple bed and a cardboard box.
>"Here you go~ You can use the bed free of charge. Just don't break it or anything! Since I can't pay you more than your rent, you should look into making money elsewhere too if you want to put more things in your room. Oh! You must be tired. I'll let you get some rest. See you tomorrow!"
"Good night, Max."

Peace at last. Now I can begin making plans to achieve the real reason I came to Funkytown..

>>130320
Real Estate fraud?

>>130320

Well, Elly's cute, but she looks a bit lacking in the curves department. Might wanna keep an eye out for a girl with some goods while you're out.

>>130320
Care to let your crazy headvoices in on all this, or just going to let us stay in the dark and continue with the inane babble?

Start a club with hookers and blackjack.

Actually, forget the blackjack.

>>130320
You mean the real reason wasn't to fuck Bust- I mean Elly?

To rule it with an iron fist?

Garret Redwick 2010/02/12(Fri)20:12 No. 130339 ID: 950529
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To fuck at least one girl of all the furry races.

Fuck yeah

Hiro!J02Ujjg4Nw 2010/02/12(Fri)20:13 No. 130343 ID: 1e1932
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>>130339

>>130339

Nice earflaps.

>>130339
Why stop at the girls?

>>130339
Don't forget that men need love too. Max is an ideal candidate.

Get on it tubby.

Nice hat.

>>130339
I AM FULLY ON BOARD WITH THIS GOAL.

>>130339
DANGEROUSLY FURRY



...proceed.

Phantom 2010/02/12(Fri)20:44 No. 130366 ID: ad506e
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EXCELSIOR!

>>130339
And... how many girls/races would that come up to? The ones you know of anyway?

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/02/12(Fri)20:48 No. 130369 ID: a85626
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I see nothing wrong with this plan.

>>130369

You forgot the birds.

This quest = best quest

You lost somekind of crazy bet didn't you?

>>130339
You, my good sir, are a prince among men. We shall aid you in this quest, and know that there is atleast one of us that won't urge you to go gay all the time.

That's it, I'm fucking packing my bags. I didn't sign up for this shit. They said I was on the list for the power-hungry Volto's orb but nooo, that kiss-ass from accounting had to step in.

I wonder if there are any traveling fortune tellers in need of another disembodied voice.

>>130339
Garth.

Before this is over, you will be having sex with all the furry races, female and male.

Sorry to disappoint you.

>>130339
Well.. I hope furry girls think all humans look a-like... as otherwise you won't be getting anywhere with a face like that!

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)09:15 No. 130476 ID: 950529
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The next morning...

>"Oooh! It's so clean! And everything is so tidy! The Rollin' Rock Cafe hasn't been this good looking in a long time."
"I did what I could."
>"You're a doll, Garth! I wish I could offer you a better job.. Oh! Since you have the rest of the day off, perhaps you could ask the other townsfolk if they have any errands they need done. You know, to earn you some pocketmoney?"
"Perhaps I will, thanks. Speaking of that, do you mind telling me a bit about Funkytown?"
>"Teehee, you really did come here unprepared, didn't you?"
"Yeah, I.. I guess so."
>"Teehee! Well..."

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)09:23 No. 130478 ID: 950529
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>"Funkytown was established like, uhm, twohundred years ago when Fredrick Funkel inherited the Funkel plantation from his dad, and immediatly abolished slavery, inviting all slaves to live there for fair pay and safety. But because of its isolated location it remained very small, and even continued to be a private settlement until the communist revolution in the 1940s, followed by the foreign funded capitalist revolution in the 1960, and was finally modernized by a foreign investor in the 1980s. The main road, Electric Avenue, got its name from the four buildings attached to it, which were originally the only buildings with electricity. Then there's Funkel Square at the end with the Funkel Monument, and the mayor's house."
He continues to tell me a bit more about the notable locations in Funkytown.
"Thank you very much, that's very helpful. So I hear that there are a lot of different races living here?"
>"That's right! Funkytown is proud of its racial variety! We got cats, dogs, wolves, rabbits, mice and bears!"

ITT, Reaver deconstructs silly names.

>>130478
Let's hit the general store, they probably have something that needs to be done.

>>130478
Take note of the car, if you ever need a quick escape. You will.

Too small town. We're gonna have to accept the fact everyone will know about what we're doing.

>>130478
Are those horns part of the cap? We simply must know. They look pretty solid considering how floppy the cap is..

>>130478
General store first.

>>130478
Go to the Funkel monument and get your funk on! Once we're there you should be able to find someone you can ask about stuff like work and nightlife.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)10:33 No. 130492 ID: 950529
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Welp, the general store is on the way to Funkel Square, so I'll just pop in there first.
When I enter the door makes a friendly ringing sound.

>"Welcome to Wulfy and Sons! Oh--! A new face!"
"Indeed, hello, I've just moved in. I'm Garret Redwick!"
>"Garret! Mind if I call you Garth?"
"Go right ahead."
>"Garth! Garth, what a pleasure this is. Moving in on Valentine's Day! Wowzers! Well, welcome to Funkytown and welcome to Wulfy and Sons! In just ten years we have become the leading general store in all of Funkytown. I'm Marcus Wulfy, and these are my boys, Bethlehem and Jerusalem."
>"Hey, bro."
>"Hey, man. D'ya like the vidya?"
>"Dude, shut up."
>"Fuck off."
>"Not in front of the costumers, boys! Now! How may Mister Marcus Wulfy help you?"

>>130492
"I need some spending money. Got any errands I can help you out with?"

>>130492
Ask Jerusalem and Bethlehem if they'd like to come play your NES some time.

They'll probably say that retro gaming is for casuals, but it's worth a shot.

Don't mention that you don't have an NES, I have a fix for that if you tell Wulfy a special code phrase.

>>130492
Ask if they have any errands you can do for cash. Unlikely as he has two sons to use for free, but you never know.

And ask about what people around here do for fun at nights. Probably hanging out at the place where you live, but there might be other places around as well.

>>130492
Say you're willing to do some errands for cash and move your eyebrows seductively.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)10:59 No. 130502 ID: 950529
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"Well, I was wondering if I could help out in exchange for a bit of pocketmoney. I've rather broke, you see. ..But, I see you already have two good workers--"
>"Oh no! Definately! Please help me out! My sons are needed here, but I have a shipment laying around at Benetar's post office! It has to be here an hour ago or we won't make the Valentine's Day Sale!"
>"What?! Valentine's Day Sale?!"
A woman comes stomping down the aisles.
>"I thought we were going on a date today!"
>"Honey, please, not in front of the costumers.. She's not usually like this."
>"The hell I am! You've been shop this shop that ever since we moved here. What happened to the passion we shared when we married, Marcus?!"
>"Don't mind her.. It must be her time of the month.."
>"Time of the year! It's Valentines! Eugh! And you should be ashamed for helping him! Bah! Men!"
>"So if you could please bring the shipment here I'll give you a nice hand out."

>>130502
Blergh. I'd say we should diffuse the situation, but then again, that would be rudely butting in.

>>130502
Don't fuck his wife, just do the delivery.

>>130502

"Sure, I'll do it."

>>130502
Waffle. "I dunno... standing up your wife on Valentine's Day is pretty dickish."

>>130502
Deliver the shipment...
To her.
No, really.
You can claim ignorance on your part to him, and it gets you in her good graces as well.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)11:14 No. 130513 ID: 950529
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I suppose it's not really my business to salvage their relationship. And really, how is helping with the shipment going to worsen it? Why, I bet that the time freed will give Marcus a good chance to spend with his wife.
"Sure, I'll be right back."

It's nice weather outside, so I don't mind walking back to the Benetar Postal and Shipping building.
When I enter I hear a soft tick. The bell here must be broken.

No one greets me.

>>130513
I think I see someone's tail up in the air.

Shout 'DING' to be as the bell.

>>130513

Peek behind the counter.

>>130513
Start singing "Love Machine."

>>130513
Yell out. The package you're looking for is right there, but if you just took it they could think you're a damn dity thief... you know what, time to live up to your name. Take the package without anyone noticing it.

Then we can ask Wulfys wife what she would offer for the package to be delayed. And since nobody knows we took it we can tell mr Wulfy that it had been stolen once we got there.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)11:25 No. 130526 ID: 950529
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Yes, I see the package, and yes, it would probably be illegal to just take it.

"Ding ding! The door ring...s!"

I hear the clattering of pens and paper as a lady behind the counter quickly raises herself and pulls her skirt over her behind.

>"O-oh, h-hello. Uh-uhm, can I help you? Do you have a delivery?"

>>130526
"I'm here to pick something up." Lean over the counter and grin at her.

tell her about the delivery you're supposed to pick up for wulfy and sons.

Then ask if she needs any 'special' assistance.

>>130526
Illegal? Yes, but there could be so much fun had with it.

Anyway, tell her that you're there to pick up a package. And ask her what she was doing and if there is anything you could do for her. Make some suggestive eyebrow motions for that last part.

>>130526
"Awesome, glasses. I love sexy nerds."

I bet she squeaks with each thrust :3c

"I'm here to talk about a package. It's big, and it's heavy. I was told to talk to you about taking care of it."

Wait a beat.

"By which, I mean I'm helping out Marcus Wulfy for a bit. Anything you might need help with, though?"

>>130539
yes

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)11:42 No. 130543 ID: 950529
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I lean over the counter.
"I'm here to talk about a package. It's big, and it's heavy. I was told to talk to you about taking care of it."
>"..E.. Excuse me, s-sir?"
"By which, I mean I'm helping out Marcus Wulfy for a bit. But... I would love to help you out too. With anything.."
>"..Uhm.. uh.. A-are you coming on to me?"

Well? Have I seen enough already to focus my efforts and pluck the first fruit from the tree?

>>130543
No, not yet.

Nothing wrong with preparing the field, though.

>>130543
"Well you're a cute girl and I'm a handsome guy. Would you like me to be coming on to you?"

>>130543
Hmmm maybe not. But we should encourage her a bit and see what she thinks of the idea. Say:
"And what if I am?"

Yes. There's no way she'll say no: do you really think she gets sex from a guy as cute as you often?

>>130543
Well... perhaps I'm just getting into the spirit of the day is all... or perhaps...

>>130543
"Well, that depends on whether you -want- me to come onto you..."

Those damn dinner plates on either side of her head are just begging for a good fondling.

Come on to her a little but do it classy, none of this I-have-no-self-confidence "I'm only joking if the answer is no" bullshit. Ask her if she already has a valentine, for starters.

>"..Uhm.. uh.. A-are you coming on to me?"

"Would you like me to? Cum on you that is."

But then, perhaps you should get that package over to Marcus before getting into the fun stuff. Tell her you'll be right back after delivering it.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)11:56 No. 130570 ID: 950529
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"Would you like me to?
>"Oh.. Uhm.. But we d-don't even know each other.."
"I don't think that's necesarry when coming on to a girl as cute as you."
>"O-oh my goodness.. u-uhm.. Y-you're quite handsome too, but, uhm.. Uhmm.."
"How about we get to know eachother? How about.. a date?"
>"Uhm.. Uhmm.. O.. I-I'll think about it, o-okay?"
"Of course. I'll drop by again."

>>130570
Ask her when she's done with work, we can swing by when she's done and see if she's up for a date.

>>130570
Smooth one. Now get that package and walk out of there. Make sure you work that ass while walking out, better give her something to remember.

>>130570
>"O-oh my goodness.. u-uhm.. Y-you're quite handsome too, but, uhm.. Uhmm.."
Folks, my trap sense is tingling... if that bunny boy was as girly as he was, who's to say that a mouse boy isn't even more so? Aw hell, fuck 'em anyway :3

"I'll let you get back to... what you were doing. I'll see you later."

Collect package, exeunt.

>>130577
Oh, boy-I mean oh, damn. It's a guy.

We didn't introduce ourselves yet. Perhaps we should do that now?

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)12:12 No. 130586 ID: 950529
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"When do you get off work?"
>"U-uhm, around six my sister takes over.."
"I'll drop by again then. Now I better take this package over to mister Wulfe."
>"..O-oh! Y-yes, uhm, p-please sign here..."

After a moment I roll the box out onto Electric Avenue and into the general store.
Marcus grabs into his cashregister.

>"Perfect! Thanks, Garth! Here you go. Five whole bucks! Don't spend it all in one place!"

>>130586
Ask him to put the singles into your panties.

>>130586
Well let's head over to the Funkel monument and see what we can do.

Say Garret, do you have any skill as steet performer? That way you could probably earn some cash and maybe impress some of local ladies.

>>130586
I guess that's appropriate for such a short errand. Thank him, and visit the Supplies store next.

...yeah. Five bucks. He deserves to have his wife boned by another man. Put her on your 'to do' list. ...but not too high.

NEW OBJECTIVE:
MEET SISTER.

>>130591
Actually at scaled pay per an hour and no contract that's pretty good pay for light untrained labor.

Besides, married women are trouble...

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)12:36 No. 130598 ID: 950529
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Alright. High priority: Fuck post office lady and/or meet/fuck her sister. Low priority: Fuck misses Wulfy.
Welp, time to head over to Funkel Square and check out the monument.

It's just a statue on a pillar with a small fountain around it.
Over the sound of the water I hear a girl playing guitar and singing.

Make sure it's a girl before proceeding.
Make sure.

Why are you so sure it's a girl?

>>130598
Ask if she can play Freebird

>>130598
Target sighted. Go listen to her song, and wait for her to finish before introducing yourself.

walk up and stick your dick in it
when it complains say 'awwwe how cute, it thinks its people'

>>130598
Go forth and compliment her/him on her/his singing. Be prepared that it might be Max, he said he liked to sing.

You don't happen to be a skilled duet singer or something similar do you Garret?

>>130598

Ask if you can request a song.

>>130606
anything but this?

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)12:57 No. 130617 ID: 950529
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She certainly sounds like a girl. But then I could also say the same about Max. Good point.
I walk up to her but don't say anything to interrupt her song.
She notices me and nods to the empty space next to her without stopping. She keeps eyecontact as she continues playing.

>"..like you~ and I'm feeling so bohemian like you~ Yeah, I like you~ Yeah, I like you~ And I feel- Woho-Wooo~ Oo-oo-oooohoo~ Oo-oo-ooohoo~ I'm getting wise and I'm feeling so bohemian like you~ It's you that I want so please~ Just a casual casual easy thing~ Is it- It is for me~ And I like you~ Yeah I like you~ Yeah I like you I like you I like you I like you I like you- And I feel- Woho- Woooo!"

>>130617
You can totes fuck that.

>>130617

Applaud. "You've got a nice voice."

>>130617
"Do you know 'Bad Touch' by Bloodhound Gang?"

>>130617
Oh she seems to be coming onto you. Quick, make up some sweet lyrics that tell you how you feel about her.

Or just start singing "bad touch" by Blood hound gang. In fact do that, it will bring across your feelings and it's a great song.

>>130621
What about Mambo Number 5?

>Bad Touch

Oh god don't do that, you will get slapped.

>>130628
Actually.. unless you have the ungodly bardic cutebold charisma... I'm going to have to agree here.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)13:08 No. 130632 ID: 950529
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When she stops playing I applaud the best I can without looking like a complete ass.
"You've got a wonderful voice."
>"Thanks, dude!"
When she doesn't sing her voice sounds a little hoarse.
>"You big into music?"

..Not really. Not at all. I mean I love music, but.. What should I say?

>>130632
"I have a casual appreciation, one might say."

If she's music, you'd gladly be into music.

Or just in music. Whichever works.

>>130632

"Isn't everyone?"

>>130632
I'm always big, do you want me in your music?

>>130632
Tell her that you appreciate the art. Especially when it's preformed like this by such a beutiful voice.

"I love music."

If you want to be a music nerd you should throw in some random music terms.

"I like to play a tremolo baritone with a nice soprano every one in awhile as long as it finishes in a climactic crescendo."

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)13:28 No. 130653 ID: 950529
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"I have a casual appreciation for it, but when it's performed by such a lovely voice call me fanatic."
>"Heh! I bet you say that to all the girls."
"I can't say. I haven't met any as lovely as you."
>"You're a liar.. and a charmer."
She holds out her hand.
>"Samantha Billiard."
We exchanged a firm handshake.
"Garret Redwick. I just moved in."
>"Oh, you're the new kid. Sweet. Mind if I call you Garth?"
"Not at all."
>"Heh, you're even more of a doll than Max described you as"

>>130653
I guess you two must be related.

If they're at all related, you have to tell max you're going to plow his sister.

You have to use the word plow.

"I'd call you a doll too, but I would feel guilty for not using the word 'angel'"

>>130653
"So you're his sister, then?"

"Only good things to say, I hope?"

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)13:40 No. 130662 ID: 950529
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"I'd call you a doll too, but I would feel guilty for not using the word 'angel'."
>"Heh! Don't count yer eggs before the chicken lays 'em, dude~"
She strums a few strings on her guitar.
"So are you and Max related?"
>"You bet. I'm his one and only big sister, loving and only slightly abusive. You know, he got that Rollin' Rock dig all cos' of me."
"How so?"
>"That dopehead used to be such a nerdy recluse, all shy around people while crushing on all the dudes so bad. So finally I just kicked his ass and told him to leave that friggin' closet. Et voila~ Max is now the biggest manslut on this side of the island, and we all love 'em."

>>130662
Scale down the flirting a bit. Are there any songs you know? Any at all? Because now seems like the moment for a request of some music and a bit of singing from you.

You SURE you don't want to branch out?

Anyway ask her if she plays nights

By the way, you might want to just start introducing yourself as Garth.

"Wow, I really like you."

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)14:00 No. 130669 ID: 950529
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"Do you play nights too?"
>"Occasionally. I mostly just play here for fun. My band has a long way of making a break so I just work accountancy in the next town."
"With your talent I'm sure it won't be long."
>"Heh, thanks, I hope so. But I won't be unrealistic either, heh."
Despite her humble words, she looks more cheerful and strums her guitar more energetically.
"Ah, I would offer to do a song together, but I don't know how to sing or to play."
She laughs.
>"No sweat! I'd love to just have you listen, dude. Hey, what I teach you how to play? Or sing, but if ya got an awful voice I can't change that. Just drop by my place. First one on the right when you go down Buccaneer Road. Can you come tonight? I ain't got Valentine's plans."

>>130669
You had better make absolutely sure there are no schedule conflicts.

>>130669
Don't make any promises about that. We have to see how things go down. But thank her and assure her that you will take her up on her offer once you can.

>>130669
Hells yes.
"Sure, I could do that. I like big sisters that are loving and only slightly abusive"

Garth, look what ear the piercings are on.

Perhaps this is a tranny.

How late does she stay up? We've got to party with the mousegirl. If nothing else, to make it a nice first date to increase chances of scoring there later on.

From Samantha's easygoing attitude, she might be the sort that greets the dawn from time to time. I'd put her at mid-priority.

We could accomplish two tasks at the same time by showing up at the post office right at six. Pick up shy mouse, meet sister.

Max's sister takes top priority to bang., if not to gloat to Max about.

Well, we never made any definite plans with the mousegirl, just told her we'd drop by again for her decision... so yeah, we can go to her house tonight.

>>130680
"We'll see what happens..." We did try the mousegirl first... lets see how that goes before other plans.

Here's a thought.

"Well, I'm still getting settled in, so I can't guarantee anything. I can give it a shot, though. Think your brother would get terribly bent out of shape if I didn't return for the evening?"

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)14:35 No. 130689 ID: 950529
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"That sounds great! What time do you have in mind?"
>"Eh, not too early. I like to take a nap after dinner. So.. Nine? Ten?"
"Perfect! I'll be there."
>"Sweet."
She gets up and swings the guitar onto her shoulder.
>"I gotta get going. See you tonight, dude. Bring something to drink!"
"You can count on me. See you tonight."

No problem. I'll go to glassesgirl at six and if things work out we can go have dinner. I doubt she'd put out on the first date, so I'll just take her home at nine and head over to Samantha at ten.

But right now it's not even twelve, so I got a whole day ahead of me.

>>130689
We need some more cash. Check the Supplies store for an errand to do.

>>130689
You're not going to get anything great to drink for five bux, let's see what errands we can do at the fishing and hunting place.

>>130689
Correction, you wont put out on the first date. As much as that would be convenient, we still dont know enough to start actually making moves.

>>130691
Find a rock and hit it with a shovel?

Check around for other shops. Or, heck. Might be a few citizens that need something done.

...is there a place you might be able to sell random junk you find just laying around?

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)14:58 No. 130696 ID: 950529
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Selling random junk I found? Well, perhaps Max will let me use the internet on his computer.
I check out the DIY supply store, since it's right next to Funkel Square.

..Oh, how disappointing.
On to the hunting and fishing shop, then.

New goal: Bang the handyman's wife.
Doesn't matter if it has to be adultery or if they're so bizarrely in love they'd invite a third to bed, but you need to set that one up on your list. Even if there's another bear in town, which given the low population seems unlikely.

>>130696
Check out Dr Braun as well. He might want to run some tests you could get cash for.

>>130702
erh... like I keep saying married women is a good way to wake up in a shallow grave. We are already going to have enough trouble balancing the various untaken ladies of this town.

Besides... I am sure there are more people around.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)15:07 No. 130706 ID: 950529
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I'm ready to face the consequences that come with banging ladies. Excluding being a dad, of course.
In any case, I'm dedicated to my goal.

I reach Old Man Ebenezer's Fishing and Hunting store. It's a lovely wooden cottage at the sea, yet I am equally disappointed.

lift up the nap sign, and read the one below it. then go hug someone, preferably Max.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)15:09 No. 130710 ID: 950529
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I remove the sign to be disappointed once more.

As long as we're hitting every place in town, go introduce yourself to the good doctor too.


Read whatever's under the top sign though, probably just a daily notice or something.

>>130710
Alright check Dr. Braun's then!

Well, at least its a lead. Head down to the dock and see whats up with the mystery fisher

>>130710
Go check the doctor. If you're lucky it's a hot female doctor with a very hot nurse and she is very keen on finding out more about the human reproductive organ and it's many uses.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)15:24 No. 130721 ID: 950529
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I'm right next to the docks. Might as well have a look before I head over to the doc.

Ayup, there's someone fishing right there.

>>130721
Sneak up on the mystery fisher and grab their butt.

Grab his ass. Alternately ask if he's caught anything interesting.

>>130721
Do not know if want yet... Don't scare off the fish while introducing yourself. Do it quietly.

sneak up from behind, and grab their butt in a hug

Ask him how well the fish are biting today.

>>130725
Quiet greeting and determine gender.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)15:37 No. 130733 ID: 950529
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I walk up as silent as I can on the wooden boards and grab a handful of ass.. but because the pants are so baggy I mostly grab cloth, and something squishy inside that I just hope is a lure in the backpocket.
The fisher just turns to look at me without saying a word.

"FFFFF I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE MY BAD"

>>130733
FOLLOW THROUGH, PUSH HER INTO THE LAKE AND FALL AFTER HER.

>>130733
"There was a spider here.

It's gone now."

"You have some nice lures."

Say nothing. The fish must be kept unawares. Smirk a little and make a worm-crawling motion with your finger.

Just walk away, pretend that didn't happen, and go see the town some more.

Seriously what were you trying to accomplish there?

Be honest. "Sorry, I didn't realize your pants would be so baggy. How do you do I'm new here."

Offer to clean her pants pocket by pushing her into the lake and following suit

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)15:46 No. 130747 ID: 950529
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"I thought there was a bug crawling up your pants, but it turned out to be a lure. Sorry."
>"Thanks anyway."

She turns her focus back to fishing.

>>130747
"Are they biting much? Need any help?"

>>130747
Do you feel a chill? I do.

Looks like we should buy a fishing rod before attempting this one.

>>130747
Keep conversation to a minimum here.

Just ask if the fish is biting. After she has answeared tell her that whoever was supposed to watch the store is taking a nap and you thought she might want to know.

>>130749
Yes. How else could we make POLE or ROD innuendo?

>>130747
!!!! NICE SAVE !!!!

Ask how the fishin' is going.
Don't talk her ear off, I don't think she is the conversational type.

There are so many sexual fishing puns to choose from.

Biting
Poles
Lures
Bait
Hooks
etc

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)15:54 No. 130756 ID: 950529
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"Are they biting?"
>"Nope, not today."
"Is there anything I could do to help?"
>"..The hell could you do to make the fish bite? You know absolutely nothing about fishing, huh? ...Nah, you don't look like a fisherman at all. Have you ever even handled a fishing rod?"
"N-no, I come from the city. I've never fished before."
>"Huh. What about hunting? Went on any hunting trips?"
"No, I'm afraid not."
>"Huh. Wanna give it a try?"
"Hunting?"
>"No, fishing, smartass. Come on, you're obviously interested with how you're staring at me."

Yes. Maybe you'll be a master at the underhand stroke.

>>130756
"Alright, teach me how to handle a rod."

>>130756
"Sure, I'll try anything once."
>>130758
>"Teach me how you handle a rod."

>>130758
Actually, it'd be more like...

"I could show you a few things about how to work a rod."

>>130756
When she isn't looking smash your head against the side of the dock and get knocked unconscious and slip into the water.

make a joke about catfish..ing

>>130762
>>When she isn't looking smash her head against the side of the dock and rape her.
Fixed.

Rape still counts towards your girl quota?

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)16:25 No. 130776 ID: 950529
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"I would love to. Please show me how you handle a rod."
>"Come on then."

She holds out the fishing rod. I take it and she steps away, letting me stands in her place.

>"Hips forward! You gotta put the rod against your waist."
She steps up against my back, pulling the rod into my waist as she pushes my hips with hers.
She then slides her hands onto my hands and arms.
>"Now hold it tighter. Come on, cityboy, you're stronger than that, right? Any fish is gonna take your rod away from you like that."

Do as she says. Become fisherman incarnate. HOLD IT TIGHTER, CITYBOY.

That's dirty.

Say, how many did you actually fucked in your lifetime, city boy? xD

lean back into her and ask her to help you handle her giant rod

>>130776
Tell her that any fish that tries to take away your rod will get hooked.

I'm pretty sure shes only being this dirty because we tries to slip a double entrende there >.>;

See if you can get some of them overall straps to slip off.

>>130783
This is a good question... I want to now more about you in particular... why this quest? Why the name change? Why here?

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)16:54 No. 130794 ID: 950529
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I lean back into her.
"Please help me handle my giant rod."
>"Come on, just.. just hold onto it. Keep it straight!"
Her breathing changes slightly.
>"And- And stop leaning into me!"

You ask how many girls I've had? Why I'm on this quest? Why I changed my name?
Let me tell you all abou--!

"I think I caught something!"
>"Them fishes must think they can snatch a snack from a cityboy. Come on, show 'em you know how to survive in the countryside!"

>>130794
You have to give a good initial jerk to hook them.. then reel them in nice and smooth.. let them kind dance.. can't just drag em in.. have to let them think they can go where they want.. but give a gentle urging to make them swim most of the way in your direction... then.. when the are close enough.. just yank em out onto land.

>>130796
This... sounds like it would work.

Be sure to pull as hard as you can, proceed to fall back onto her and into the lake.

>>130796
This. Impress her with your rapid learning skills.

>>130800

Do this. We'd have to take our clothes off to dry~

:3c

Pull way too hard. Falling back into the water will impress her with her strength, make you look like a cute klutz which she seems totally into, and get you both wet.

>>130811
She will reject you completely if you fuck up that badly.

If we impress her with our rapid learning she may invite us back to fish with her sometime.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)17:21 No. 130816 ID: 950529
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I pull it in gently and let it swim when it goes the wrong way. Eventually it's so close I can just reel it out of the water.
The woman kneels to grab the fishing line.
>"Yeeaahh! First time fishing and you caught a sea bass! See? Bass! Heh."

>>130816
Tell her that you could never have done it without her expert tips on how to handle such a big rod.

>>130817

Yes. Yes please.

>>130816
"Yeah, I'm pretty good with a pole, eh?"

>>130820

"Looks I can swing a rod around pretty nicely."

"Thanks for the lesson. Maybe I can return the favor?"

>>130816
Drape your arm over her shoulder, thank her, and ask for her name.
Then slam her head into the dock, grab the fish, and run.

MEET A GIANT FISH
FUCK ITS BRAINS OUT

So, did we ever intro ourselves properly to this lady?

>>130816
I think this one might be a keeper. Once you've sampled the rest, you might wanna settle down with the best.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/13(Sat)17:49 No. 130848 ID: 950529
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"Thanks for the lesson. Maybe I can return the favor?"
>"Just let me keep the fish. Then I can stop standing around here."
"Oh, certainly. I'm Garret Redwick, by the way. I moved here today."
>"S'a pleasure, Garth. I'm Francisca Hiigari, but just call me Fran. Me and pops run the hunting and fishing store over there. Hey, if you really want to return the favor, buy some fishing equipment from us."
"Well.. Actually, I'm completely broke. In fact, I'm looking for some work to do."
>"Aw.. That ain't right.. Oh, I know. Come have dinner at my place. I'm preparing the seabass. Should be more than enough for three."

>>130848
Free lunch. Accept the invitation.

Politely decline... we're booked solid and dinner with grandpappy isn't my idea of a date.

>>130848
Drat, I don't think we can fit her in with our busy schedule. It would have to be at like 4 or 5.

pass. You already got plans. Thank her, and say you'll keep looking for work.

Alternatively. Just fish another bass for y'self.

>>130848

"Tempting, but I'm afraid I already have prior engagements for dinner. Maybe a rain-check?"

>>130848
You've got plenty of time, just eat lightly at this dinner. You'll be able to hit up that mouse girl and finally Max's sister if you don't waste too much time.

>>130851

Free dinner you mean.

Wait, is someone keeping track of all the meeting times Garret has? Or a spreadsheet or something?

Mouse girl is at 6, Max's sister is at 9-10.
Say we're a bit busy today so you're not sure how long you'll be able to stay, but you'll make as much room as you can for a girl as nice as her.

>>130857
Well he already has dinner with mouse girl. And we need some way to afford something to eat at that point, we also need some way to afford some drinks for Max sister. Garret may just have to sell his body to desperate women to get that kind of cash, hell maybe even desperate men.

>>130857
I'm counting on my fingers. The biggest prob is the mouse, but we cant dismiss her without knowing if it'll fly or not. Wouldn' befair with the poor lady.

Well, if they're eating dinner early, then I guess it couldn't hurt.

Cat takes priority over mouse girl, however she does not take priority over the rabbit.

>>130861
FIVE IN A ROW BINGO
She's a fisher, she's going to have dinner pretty early, as she's gonna hit the hay early on in the night for early fishin' in the morning.