>>132358
"You were going to help me fire off my gun, remember?"

Grin and lift up the rifle for emphasis.

>>132373
Seconded.

>>132371
"This" is very likely, better make a smooth save.

>>132371
Oh, yeah, I think that's it. Like a fish.

Well that's awkward, just say "Nevermind. Let's try out this old hunk of junk." and take a look at your rifle.

>>132358
"Like when you were helping me with my rod earlier."

>>132383
this +
"I mean... I was just letting you know I'm comfortable if you do..."

"Nevermind, let's just go shoot something."

She'll be fishing one day, then just go 'oh my god' as she finally gets it, and start blushing furiously.

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/320435.html#i320435

>>132383
This.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/15(Mon)17:58 No. 132411 ID: 950529
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"Err.. Nevermind."
She gets up and swings the net over her shoulder.
>"No no.. Explain your big city humor, city boy. I want to know you better."

>>132411

"Let me put it this way."

Kiss her.

>>132411
"Well I was wondering if you'd help me fire my gun like how you were helping me handle my rod earlier..."

>>132411
I guess we're fucked for getting out of this without banging her.

"What I mean is, I'd like for you to mount me"

Then unclip her overalls.

>>132411
"Well, you said 'mount' so I thought you were alluding to sex. I was doing that just now as well."

>>132411
don't make it too crude man..
just flat out explain it.
Also explain that its called innuendo (if she don't know what that means).
that people in the city often just find it funny... casual...

>>132415

Maybe just hook one finger through the strap of her overalls. Don't want to be too presumptuous.

I mean, what if she was talking like mounting a fish? Oh dear, trouble with translation.

>>132413
Seconding.
Direct approach.

"I just mean that it would be an honor to be one of your trophies."

>>132436
Sounds like a subtle way to put it.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/15(Mon)18:26 No. 132447 ID: 950529
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I sigh.
"Iiiittttt wasn't really big city humor.. I just.. misunderstood what you said, aaand I made a few double entendres.. Uhmm.."
>"What did you think I said?"
"I thought that you meant mount as innnnnnn ...sex."
>"...So when ya said it'd be one of the better memories.."
"Uh-huh."
>"..Huh.. W-well.. huh.."
"So yeah, it's pretty embarrassing."
>"Did you really mean it?"
"Yeeeeaahhh, I did. I'd love you to mount me sexually. Also, I'd kiss you right now but I'm a bit too short."
>"..But.. But we just met."
"Yeeeppp.. I'm just falling head over heels I guess."
>"Well, I.. I mean, uh, I like ya too, but I don't think we should be takin' it to the next level yet."
"Yeah, I know.. I'm just real attracted to you, what can I do. And I can't expect you to be with me if I can't even promise to stay forever.."
>"So that's why you said it'd be the best memory, huh."
"Yep."

We stand there is silence for a while.

"..Can we still be frie--"
>"I'll think 'bout it. A'ight?"
"..W-well.. Thank you. I don't want to force you though. Uhm, I'd love to just be friends too."
>"Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah, a'ight. I'll.. I'll let you know. I better head back into the store. See you around, Garth."
"Uhm, yeah, see you."

And she's off.

>>132447

Well, looks like we're back to square 1 with figuring out how to shoot. Guess we're winging it.

So much for the rifle training.

>>132447
Dude... seems you arn't as smooth as you think.

>>132447
So are we still on for dinner?

Suggestion 2010/02/15(Mon)18:28 No. 132454 ID: 62489a
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>>132447
Well you sure blew that one, champ.

>>132447
SHOOT HER IN THE LEG TAKE HER DOWN AND BRING HER BACK TO YOUR CAVE

>>132447
it'd been much better if you just said it was an innuendo... oh well...

You ain't smooth. Look around for a bird to shoot.

>>132447
You bombed it, dude.

This may be a good time to point out that human males, unlike feline males, do not possess barbed penises, so we got that going for us.

Unless... unless she's in to pain...

>>132447
...Well at least she didn't slap you.

>>132447
Good one, hero. Super smooth.

Looks like it's going to be a long way to repairing that relationship.

Well that sucked! Maybe we can still salvage it later.

Let's go shoot a fucking bird. Just... any goddamn bird. In a tree. Fuck.

Suggestion 2010/02/15(Mon)18:35 No. 132468 ID: 62489a
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>>132447
Yeah, you had plenty of good innuendo to work on and you be the most awkard little...

Should have gone with our suggestions, man.

... make a note to get some stationary and some paper later.

You have an apology letter to write... and you have to keep it friendly. Say that in the city, people make innuendo as jokes... and that it isn't really questioned, which made what happened akward.

And that you wish you could redo what happened, but since you can't, you can only say you're sorry...

>>132447
Headdesk. Or rather, headtree.

THIS IS WHY I WAS FAVORING THE SLOW ROLL, PEOPLE.

You guys are looking at this all wrong. We just planted a seed in the young lass's mind - a seed which will eventually spout and bear fruit. She's a simple country girl and probably a virgin, eventually, curiosity will get the better of her.

That's why we should still show up for dinner tonight. A player never lets the game get him down.

>>132466
Fuck shooting. Let's club one to death.

Also, you now need an apology gift. Give it at the time you used to be going to dinner.

I think that's blown for the day at least.

Recovery plan:

In a day or two, apologise for making a poor first impression and ask if you can make it up to her over a meal. Catch another fish and bring it along for dinner. Mention that even though you've only just met you've already learned a lot from her, and thank her. Just chill out with her, share some comfortable time. No pressure.

>>132475

This is a really good idea, but what are we going to get her? We still only have just under seventeen dollars.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/15(Mon)18:46 No. 132478 ID: 950529
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Oh ye of little faith~

You said it yourself: Don't be eloquent with this one. Be straightforward with this one.

Bitches love a bit of embarrassed honesty.

This cat--

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--is in the bag.

>>132480
OH MY GOD SHOOT THAT BIRD QUICK IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU

>>132480
Yeah, but you didn't let her teach you how to shoot, so you're going to be low on dosh.

>>132480
if you say so...
There's the problem of learning to shoot your gun though...

Suggestion 2010/02/15(Mon)18:52 No. 132486 ID: c1b520
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>>132478
>>132480

>>132480
*Guitar* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>132486
Aww, hell you beat me to it. :|

>>132490
I didn't even have the image on hand. >:3c