Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)07:30 No. 128668 ID: f2b2b3
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I am a nameless peon, weak and frail. Like a little girl.

For many years I have blown like a leaf in the winds of... time, and things. My goal? To become the hugest of huge. It hasn't worked out so far.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)07:32 No. 128669 ID: f2b2b3
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I shaved my head because I thought it might make me look less like a little girl. I look like some sort of dragonball reject now. Also, it makes me slightly easier to draw in most circumstances.

What was my name again? All my brain tissue is being sucked into the vacuum of my limp noodles.

And how do I go about getting the huge that is my destiny?

>>128669

Yeah sounds good. Start by eating a cup full of raw eggs. That's what Rocky does, or something.

BTW your name should be Bulk Squathrust

>>128669
Find a shitload of steroids and then do a shitload of excersises. That should get you nicely started.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)07:43 No. 128674 ID: f2b2b3
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I should also mention that I am poor, and do not have a job. I also have a very loose sense of ethics, and am not above the most heinous of atrocities against mankind.

>raw eggs
I don't own any eggs. Or anything except these boxers and ill-fitted socks. This isn't even my house. I broke in here to feel sorry for myself.

>Bulk Squathrust
Is that my name? It doesn't sound like me. Oh, that's right. I don't have a name! But I will EARN the right to call myself Bulk... or HUGE!

I see some PILLZ on the desk before me. I have no idea whose they are or what they do.

>>128674

Take only half the bottle for safety reasons, then raid SOMEONE ELSE'S FRIDGE for some FRUITS and VEGGIES

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)07:52 No. 128676 ID: f2b2b3
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>shitload of excersises
I exercise like a muthua-fukka.

What's this? Some sort of growth on my arm? This must be what men and confused women call a "muscle!" I forgot to mention that I have never exercised.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)07:59 No. 128678 ID: f2b2b3
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>Take only half the bottle for safety reasons

Holy shit! I feel empowered enough to break through this fucking wall, on my way to break into someone else's house to steal their food!

Those... those were estrogen pills you idiot.

Hope you like huge boobs, cause thats all you'll be getting now.

>>128678

Keep running until you find food or can't run anymore. If there's convenient weights to lift, do so.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)08:09 No. 128682 ID: f2b2b3
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I arrive at someone else's house and break inside. Already I feel my belly swell with a Thanksgiving horn-like feast of assorted fruits and vegetables.

I have gained the ability FLEX.

Flex. Flex so hard you don't even notice that you're growing tits.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)08:16 No. 128684 ID: f2b2b3
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I flex hard enough to notice that yes, my man tits have swelled with rock hard MUSCLE. I'm not sure what "boobs" is, but it sounds oddly familiar, and alluring.

>>128682
Pick up the nearest person and start benchpressing like an excersise crazed mother fucker. If they protest then throw them away for a new weight.

Tie a bunch of fat kids together and start jumping rope with them.

>>128686
Dear sweet fucking lord YES!!!!
Do this you crazy rampaging roid monkey.
Bonus points if you yell out a silly song while doing it.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)08:37 No. 128691 ID: f2b2b3
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It is as simple as lathering their legs with sticks of stolen butter.

The fat children greedily feast on one another's feet as I continue to HUGE my destiny!

>>128691
Skiprope a marathon up a fucking mountain to show the world how tough you are! Then use rope of fat kids like a whip to grab an energy drink with.

>>128691

Begin punching cars and throwing motorcycles. EXCERCISE

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)08:47 No. 128696 ID: f2b2b3
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>Pick up the nearest person and start benchpressing like an excersise crazed mother fucker.
The fat man seems unawares as he jams cheeseburgers into his slovenly harvester-maw.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)08:51 No. 128697 ID: f2b2b3
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I quickly lose interest in the fat man, and discard him, long enough to feel a familiar presence.

>>128696
There is an even huger man coming your way. You must defeat him with your awesome muscles and eat him to gain his mass and power!

>>128697
No wait I was wrong. That is either a very unattractive woman or a tranny.

Still same deal. Or seduce her, but if you do that then you're a braver man than me.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)08:59 No. 128701 ID: f2b2b3
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Whatever it is, it's huge! And I... I recognize it!

But there can only be one HUGEST! HURHGRUGH!!

>>128701
She might be huge. But you are at just the right height for a surprise cuntpunt followed by a shoryuken!

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)09:03 No. 128703 ID: f2b2b3
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Paused to deradiate stupidity hazards.

>>128702
Then eat her to gain her huge.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)10:22 No. 128843 ID: ebea88
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Oh gross it got stuck somehow why would you suggest I DO THAT UGH

>>128843
Shit! Well if it's stuck then that means you have leverage. Push yourself up and headbutt her!

>>128843

In a complete 180 of a move, ask her if she can train you

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)10:32 No. 128846 ID: ebea88
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I don't really get much time to do anything.
>"Subject Ten, why did you leave the facility?"
I hit her with my dry wit: "HUGE"
>"Ah. You must come with me, back to the testing center. If you continue your HUGE QUEST, you will become TOO HUGE."

>>128846
She speaks madness! How can you become too HUGE?!

Implement headbutting attack now! We shall free our foot from her nether regions and use it to kick her well muscled ass!

>>128843
Learn from her, try to surpass her. In the meantime, survive.

>How can you become too HUGE?!
I DON'T KNOW

Her vice-like kungfu vagi-grip releases my foot. Good lord it's covered in fluids.

Kicking her ass seems like a good plan! I'm certainly not going anywhere with anyone that wants me to go back to being a scrawny weakling!

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)10:44 No. 128851 ID: ebea88
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>How can you become too HUGE?!
I DON'T KNOW

Her vice-like kungfu vagi-grip releases my foot. Good lord it's covered in fluids.

Kicking her ass seems like a good plan! I'm certainly not going anywhere with anyone that wants me to go back to being a scrawny weakling!

>>128851
Our sock must be avenged! Deliver a bone shattering kick to her knee, and then a jawcrushing uppercut once she is down to our level.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)10:55 No. 128855 ID: ebea88
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She dirtied by now third most valuable possession in the world! and apparently stole my password...

I don't know who Bruce Lee is, but something in my mind tells me to go "HWWAAAGGHHHHH!"

She does not seem amused.

>>128855
Run away! You are not HUGE enough to fight her yet!

>>128855
In the event of being thrown, try to relax as completely as possible, let the landing impact spread through your HUGE frame, and reduce the harm to your more rigid parts.

>>128855
Quick now, she seems sligtly distracted by your punch. Use the split second you have to punch her a hundred times in the tits while yelling "ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA" at the top of your lungs.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)11:07 No. 128860 ID: ebea88
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Running away and getting more HUGE sounds -

OH SHI-

>In the event of being thrown, try to relax as completely as possible, let the landing impact spread through your HUGE frame, and reduce the harm to your more rigid parts.

OH OKAY THANKS

>>128860
Well the good side of this is that now you don't have to run. But you still need to get huger. I suggest eating a fat kid and then using another rope of fat kids to skip rope up the tallest mountain you can find while doing crunches and handstands.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)11:16 No. 128869 ID: ebea88
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I'm not exactly able to do a whole lot right now!

We take the battle of HUGE to the skies, apparently!

Our barrage of punches and parries thunder in the sky like a machine gun of stupidity!

BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA

>>128869

Remove her top, so she must cover up. Thus distracting her for a colossal blow.

slap fight

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)11:30 No. 128874 ID: ebea88
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In one fell swoop, I grapple one of her hands. As I hurl her to the city below, I also remove her top for some reason! I suddenly grasp what "boobs" and "tits" are, and am happier for it!

What should I do now that I'm falling hundreds of feet?

>>128874
Rerrange your muscles into wings that allow you to glide away from her.

And nameless Peon. Search deep within you, search for the power of your fate, your fate to be HUGE! You must unlock your HUGE potential and use it to dickslap her down to the ground again.

>>128874
Prepare to punch ground, using your HUGE.
This should negate the force.

ZA WARUDO!

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)11:43 No. 128879 ID: ebea88
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>Rerrange your muscles into wings that allow you to glide away from her.
I can't do that sort of stuff!

>And nameless Peon. Search deep within you, search for the power of your fate, your fate to be HUGE! You must unlock your HUGE potential and use it to dickslap her down to the ground again.
You're right! All this outlandish aerial combat has raised me to HUGE LEVEL XL

>Prepare to punch ground, using your HUGE.
GUNS COCKED AND READY

>>128879
Well that fucking ground down there doesn't think you're HUGE. It thinks your tiny and that your socks and boxers combination is stupid. Now, are you going to stand for that kind of shit or are you going to show the ground who is boss?

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)12:00 No. 128885 ID: ebea88
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I'll do better than that!

HUGE GIRL lies in a crater on the streets below. I aim for that.

The entire city shakes from the force of HUGE against HUGE, as I land the finishing blow with my HUGE XL frame.

BOSS DEFEATED!
XP: HUGE
LOSSES: TAINTED SOCK

>>128885
Hmmm, she talked about some place that wanted to prevent you from being huge. Run over there while using cars as dumbells. You have to show them your hugeness.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)12:12 No. 128887 ID: ebea88
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>"Heed my topless words of HUGE, my MASSIVE FRIEND."
I choose to heed her toplessness.
>"Surely, you are the MOST HUGE of us, now. Perhaps you can destroy our master, the HUGEST."
The HUGEST? Surely she jests. None are as large as me.
>There is only he! He is the most HUGE! Train well, nameless one. He awaits you at the FACILITY.
"Where is that?"
>"It's the tallest building in the world? The one with "HUGE FACILITY" written on it in HUGE LETTERS?"
Oh yeah.
>"It is good you did not swallow all of the PILLZ. You must not swallow the remainder until your most dire hour..."
Oh, foreboding.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)12:23 No. 128888 ID: ebea88
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"I have more questions about who I am, and -
>"I can't answer them."
"Why?"
>"Because I have died. URK"
Oh, dammit.

I pay my respects with a well placed honk of her exposed boobies. I must mull on what to do next.

>>128887
Sounds like you need a training montage. Run around lifting heavy random shit, punching shit and doing strange excersises in strange places. Then you should be ready to take on the Hugest and prove that you're HUGER!

Bench press a car.

>>128891
Bench press a building.

As your hugeness level has increased, so must your dietary supplements to continue supporting this level. As such, you should eat only the most nutritious source of food available; Humans.

Avoid the fatty ones, go to the gym and hunt your quarry. Their rush to escape your hugeness will also increase said hugeness factors, and absorbing their lean bodies into your frame will help you exponentially.

>>128901
But the fatty ones tend to contain more mass and more energy. And the meat should be more tender.

>>128902
The fatty ones may increase mass faster, but the gain of unusable HUGENESS will cause a degeneration of exercising and eating; eating the athletic ones may not make you larger faster, but will retain the ability to continue growth.

>>128901
Start with whatserface.
Avoid bits you don't like, or throw them at people.

>>128899
And afterward, throw them to the sides, making a nice big clear space. Then, stand in the middle and roar out a challenge to this supposed 'HUGEST.'

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)14:46 No. 128919 ID: ebea88
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I pay my condolences.

Apparently, I am now a cannibal. I did say I have a very loose sense of ethics.

Any sense of reservation I had once had is replaced by the tender wash of warm blood and ham-like flavor.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)14:54 No. 128920 ID: ebea88
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Buildings are the only way to HUGE myself any further. Although a steady nutrition of HUMAN might help. Or not?

 

eating and training montage

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)15:10 No. 128923 ID: ebea88
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>eating montage
HUGGGEEEEEE

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)15:23 No. 128929 ID: ebea88
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My crimes against humanity have given me the power to fight evil! Wait...

Anyway, I have achieved HUGE LEVEL XXL. I am ready to lay siege to the HUGE FACILITY

Bench press the HUGE FACIlITY

YOu need to work on your legs there.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)15:51 No. 128948 ID: ebea88
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Wow, how did I not notice this place before now? It's literally the size of a small moon.

Well, looks like I'll have to infiltrate the lower levels, fight through security, find a way to progress up to the top floors while solving puzzels and evading traps, to finally come to the HUGEST, and put a stop to all this nonsense.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)15:51 No. 128949 ID: ebea88
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>"HUUUUGGGEEEEEE"

Oh. Well.

Dont worry, it's just perspective. When you approach it you'll see that he's the size of your pinky toe, which is still huge, but certainly not as huge as you.
You can slap it to death with your penis or other mating utensil.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/09(Tue)16:06 No. 128959 ID: ebea88
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>Dont worry, it's just perspective.
Oh, you're probably right. And that plane he crushed was probably a bird.

>When you approach it you'll see that he's the size of your pinky toe, which is still huge, but certainly not as huge as you.
Yeah, let's just get a better look at yeah I'm fucked.

It looks like HUGE XXL wasn't enough. This guy is XXXL! What do I do?

This HUGEST may seem HUGE, but in reality he is tiny and weak compared to you. YOU aren't an itty baby pussy that would hide in buildings. You expose your MASSIVE HUGENESS to the whole world around you. Punch down the puny, itty building that the tiny man uses to hide his cowardly body in. Show him that HUGE is your destiny, and destiny will not be denied.

>>128959
EAT. BUILDINGS.

HE IS HUGE. THAT MEANS HE HAS HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR!

Also: aim for the least huge part of his body... the head.

First, you must propel yourself upwards to attack the false-huge-ones head. Achieve this by punching the ground beneath you with all your might. If physics has taught us anything, it should force you upwards at mach speeds.

He didn't earn his HUGE.

You must show him that his HUGE is INFERIOR to your EARNED HUGE

>>128959
Eat pillz, become at least HUGE XXXXL, preferably HUGE XXXXXXXL.

>>128959
If he is like you then his legs are tiny. Throw a subway car at him in the hopes of crippling his legs, follow up with a barrage of fat kids.

>>129046
Before you do this, make sure that you are in your HOUR OF DIRE NEED.

>>129056
There is someone more apparently HUGE then he is, of course this is HOUR OF DIRE NEED. The DIRE NEED to make this snail-faced monkey-fucker know his place.

Leap up, grab a falling piece of the building, and slash The Hugest with it. Then, UNFLEX until you are tiny enough to fit into his veins, and prepare to steal his HUGE from within!

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)12:37 No. 129171 ID: 17e2b5
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>EAT BUILDINGS
>Punch down the puny, itty building
I do both! And work out at the same time!

>>129171
Hell of a multitasker.

Now throw that building at Big McLargeHuge over there. Unless that's the building he's in, in which case throw it at the moon.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)12:40 No. 129174 ID: 17e2b5
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The city is basically destroyed. I mean, a tower the size of a continent just collapsed on top of it... Oh well.

"I won't let you hurt any more of these people!" I yell to HUGEST. I thought that was kind of funny. Because... ah, nevermind.

>"HAW HAW HAW HAW! I SEE YOU HAVE GROWN HUGE, SUBJECT TEN!"

Oh, dammit, even his words are huge. I will not be outdone.

"HUGE!" There, that should shake up him.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)12:46 No. 129175 ID: 17e2b5
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>"AT LAST, YOU HAVE RETURNED, MY SON."
"Gasp! Are you my father!?"
>"NO, NO. YOU WERE ADOPTED, OR SOMETHING. I CAN'T REMEMBER, I WAS JUST BEING - LOOK, NEVERMIND."
>"YOU ESCAPED OUR LABS BEFORE WE COULD COMPLETE THE PROCESS. YOU HAD NO MEMORY, NO FUTURE - ONLY A BOTTLE OF STOLEN CATALYST PILLZ, WHICH WOULD SET IN MOTION THE PROCESS WHEREBY YOU WOULD BECOME HUGE."
"I AM HUGE! I WILL BE THE HUGEST! CAPS LOCKKKKK"

Say "You mean THESE pills?!" And then eat them all on the second try.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)12:48 No. 129177 ID: 17e2b5
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>"FOOLISH BOY. BEHOLD! EVEN MY RIGHT NIPPLE GREATLY EXCEEDS YOUR OWN SIZE."
"HURRHUHRUGHUGH"
>"YES, YOU SEE! IT WAS I WHO BEGAN THE HUGE PROJECT, A HUGE AMOUNT OF TIME AGO! TO CREATE THE PERFECT HUGE! THE ULTIMATE HUGE IN ALL THE HUGENESS OF SPACE AND TIME!"

>>129176
This. A thousand times this.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)12:50 No. 129180 ID: 17e2b5
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"Why?"
>"WHAT?"
"Why... you know, why this project? I can't imagine how much money it cost. I mean the skyscraper alone... Why do all this?"

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)12:51 No. 129182 ID: 17e2b5
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>"I, uh... can't really remember. I guess, uh..."

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)12:52 No. 129183 ID: 17e2b5
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>"LET'S FIGHT"
"HURRRGGGHGHGH!"

It is official GO TIME!

>>129183
DOWN WITH THE PILLS

Suggestion 2010/02/10(Wed)13:05 No. 129187 ID: 885a15
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DO IT! You have to gain more HUGE before you can best your father!

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)13:09 No. 129188 ID: 17e2b5
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After several attempts at throwing the bottle of PILLZ at my widening maw past my HUGE FRAME, I finally get it into my mouth, where I eat it, plastic, pills and all.

>>129188
Focus HUGENESS on your legs. He is too far up for you to properly intorduce your HUGE fist to his HUGE teeth. So you need better leg muscles for jumping capacity.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)13:27 No. 129195 ID: 17e2b5
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Focusing my HUGE, I jump like the Hulk in that movie that didn't do very well in the box office, and got rebooted a few years later by an almost equally unsuccessful venture. Why did they even try that? I mean I know that franchise is most marketable to children, and they were wanting to ensure they had new lines to... ah, nevermind.

"HUGE!" I cry, as I fly forth, into my final battle.

PILLZ rush through my system. Already I can feel them take effect.

>>129195
DAmn that fucker is HUGE! But you shall win nameless peon. His weak spot is obviously his face area. Punch it! And then jump into his mouth, we shall destroy him by eating him from within!

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)14:41 No. 129218 ID: 17e2b5
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This was not a good plan.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)14:42 No. 129219 ID: 17e2b5
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I land and manage to BENCHPRESS his FIST, to keep myself from being crushed. My HUGE increases as I oh gross I can see every blemish on his body.

>>129219

Tell the guy that he really needs to do and see a dermatologist.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)14:55 No. 129226 ID: 17e2b5
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I run up his arm and through his hair like a meadow of gay oily bullshit.

"Your skin is like someone wiped a Big Mac onto a rhino's ass!"

>"WHAT!? THIS CANNOT BE HURRHGHRUGH"

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)14:59 No. 129229 ID: 17e2b5
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He is too large to swat me off as I leap to his big, fat head, grapple his mustache with one hand and punch him in his BIG STUPID FACE repeatedly with the other.

>"CUT THAT OUT. BLARG!"

>>129229
But... if he can't swap you off, how did he make this awesome moustache?
I demand this to be explained immediately!

>>129229
His weak points are his eyes! Punch him in the eyeball!

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)15:21 No. 129234 ID: 17e2b5
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>His weak points are his eyes!
That gives me an idea, actually!

"How do you groom your mustache!?" I ask, as I swing into his nostril.

>"I RUB UP AGAINST TREES!"

Ohhh.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)15:23 No. 129235 ID: 17e2b5
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I arrive at the brain, slightly disappointed.

>"GET OUT OF THERE! HUUUGGGGEEEEE!"

What should I do with this thing?

>>129235
Lick it.

>>129235
Eat it and gain his knowledge.

Crush it like a grape.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)15:31 No. 129239 ID: 17e2b5
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>Lick it.
S-should I?

>Eat it.
I hear it's like eating eggs.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)15:35 No. 129240 ID: 17e2b5
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>"AARRTHGRHGR!!"

The HUGEST roars I take a bite.

>"DEERRRRPPPPPP"

Goes down easy.

>>129235

Allow it to eat you.

Control it from within.

BECOME the hugest.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)15:37 No. 129242 ID: 17e2b5
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Before I can do anything else, I feel something take hold!

Is it the PILLZ? Or maybe the CANNIBALISM? Or some combination?

I think I'm gonna hurl!

>>129242

You ate part of the hugest's brain.

It is now inside you, controlling you.

You must send a part of yourself inside to battle the hugest's brain.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)15:46 No. 129246 ID: 17e2b5
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I tumble out of the HUGEST skull, vomiting on my way out! Somehow, the trip seems shorter than the way in.

>You must send a part of yourself inside to battle the hugest's brain.
That would seem more likely if the artist wasn't so lazy!

>>129246

Well then reach into your stomach and pull the brain out!

I bet it's trying to eat your pillz and get huge!

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)16:18 No. 129261 ID: 17e2b5
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It's too late! I feel myself changing! TRANSFORMING!

I...

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)16:19 No. 129262 ID: 17e2b5
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I... I've become... I'VE BECOME...

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)16:21 No. 129263 ID: 17e2b5
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FINAL FORM: SUPA KAWAII

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)16:23 No. 129264 ID: 17e2b5
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The HUGEST stumbles retardedly toward me, a blithering dumbass of his former self.

Perhaps it is my luxurious mullet flowing in the wind into my piercing blue eyes, but he seems smaller, somehow.

>>129264
He is not smaller. YOU ARE BECOME HUGE.

Poke him.

If he doesn't explode, poke him harder.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)16:40 No. 129287 ID: 17e2b5
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>He is not smaller. YOU ARE BECOME HUGE.
No. I have become PERFECTLY HUGE.

My HUGE LEVEL: M-M-MEGA HUGE FRAME scrapes the borders of heaven and earth.

My hair drifts in the nearly airless expanse of space, as the FORMER HUGEST yips at my heels.

He is not longer a threat. I have achieved the end of my HUGE QUEST. I am HUGE INCARNATE.

What do I do with the toy at my feet?

Kick him to the moon. Make a kawai face while doing so.

Focus your HUGE into gravity and crush him without touching him.

He is beneath touching him with your mighty hands. Smash him with your super pecs. Or your massive member.

Consume him. Then eat the whole planet. When you're done with that, eat the other planets. Then the solar systems. Eventually you'll get to a planet where there's a cat named John and he'll be almost as huge as you. And then I'm sure you'll be the best of friends or you'll try to outhuge each other.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)17:28 No. 129343 ID: 17e2b5
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>Kick him to the moon. Make a kawai face while doing so.
>Focus your HUGE into gravity and crush him

I shall do all of these things.

First, a kick to the moon.

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)17:31 No. 129348 ID: 17e2b5
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Using my IMMENSE GRAVITY, I contort space and time, and send the FORMER HUGEST through the MOON, and into the scorching SUN at the speed of LIGHT.

Truly, my BIG is PERFECTION. This was the PERFECT HUGE IN SPACE AND TIME to which the HUGEST referred. I wonder for a moment if he, too, usurped his own master, as I did mine. But this is inconsequential, now. For I am HUGE.

>>129263
Oh dear we passed the Bishonen Line didn't we.

>>129348
The only reason you won was because he had a tiny brain. You must study to gain knowledge and make your brain bigger! HUGE MUSCLES AND HUGE BRAINS!

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)17:57 No. 129393 ID: 17e2b5
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I devour the EARTH. I devour the SOLAR SYSTEM.

Soon, only STARS can satiate my hunger. Through my consumption I gain the knowledge of billions of civilizations, both lost and annihilated by my HUGE. I surpass even physical law.

Soon, only GALAXIES will satiate my hunger. And after that, BEYOND. For I have earned my name:

I AM HUGE.

-end-

Hugest quest ever A+++

BEST
QUEST
EVER

This is on the same scale of epicness as Dong Quest. Maybe huger in epicness. HUUUGGEEEE.

(Memes do fusion dance => HUGE BACON!)

A++ I loved this quest.

That was nice. :)

>>129420
Huge bacon dongs?

Plague!!NkAwOzZ2H0 2010/02/10(Wed)20:53 No. 129674 ID: 17e2b5
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>Score tallied. Thank you for playing. To start a new game, please reset your console.

damnit we need to SAVE ALL THE SOCKS
RESTARTAN TIEM

>>129674
We missed out on the incest? I knew we should have seduced the muscled lady.

>>129744
Muscled lady, and HUGEST as well.

>>129795
Eh, I'm not really into muscled father and son gay moments. I could live with skipping that one.

Awesome quest it was.

Also, pushing spoilers up.

Did we just become the Spiral Nemesis?