Suggestion 2010/01/28(Thu)19:33 No. 120385 ID: 498c52
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This city is occupied... I've got my gun to the back of this fucker's head.

What kind of races are inhabiting this city?

I doubt that kind of strict control is necessary anymore. I think a plain collar would work fine. He will run the first chance he gets but he would never fight against you face to face.

I think that's "occupied" in the military sense.

Well, little hope of getting him to cooperate beyond the range of your gun. This'll need some thinkin'.

Suggestion 2010/01/28(Thu)19:49 No. 120406 ID: 498c52
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>>120386
If it's not full of kobolds I'll pull a fuckin tractor tire outta my snatch.

>>120391
No, I think it's entirely appropriate, seeing as how this little fucker led me to a city full of his buddies.

>>120394
Hey, somebody that doesn't have rocks in his head!

perhaps you should punish him by having him attend to your womanly needs.

"Interrogate" our short-statured friend as to why the fuck he led us HERE of all places. Did he think you would just let him go when they got to a town full of his buddies?

Ok, then breaking one or two of his fingers for being a bad prisoner sounds good.

>>120411
Does he even know he did something wrong?

You should probably get out of a line of sight with the guard armors.

Suggestion 2010/01/28(Thu)20:33 No. 120465 ID: 498c52
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>interrogate him

All right you little fucker, how do ya like this up your oversized snout? I told you not to fuck with me. Are you fucking with me?

"n-no!"

Then why the fuck is this place crawling with you little fuckers, huh?

"I dunno, they could be refuelig or somthing!"

So how long are they gonna be there?

"I dunno, I dunno!"

Say that again, I double dare you, mother fucker.

(useless little bastard.)

>>120432
We're behind a rock.

>>120465
Fine, just hide until they leave.

Good, now lick him and tell him he tastes delicious, that will scare the hell out of him.

Might as well wait it out. Ask him why his species are nothing but psychopathic bastards.

>>120465
Strangle him.

Hope they're not settling in and launching patrols.

Wait until you're downwind of them. See if you can smell death.

>>120465
seconding the licking thing.

Hmm, this is not optimal. Maybe the little guy is just a stupid idiot and really didn't know. He is a kobold after all.

Do we have a cloak or something to hide our faces/him in?

>>120465
"If they don't leave soon we're going to run out of rations. And I think you know what will happen when I run out of food, nosemeat."

A picture of her enemy's father on that gun?!

Suggestion 2010/01/28(Thu)21:03 No. 120503 ID: 498c52
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"If they don't leave soon we're going to run out of rations. And I think you know what will happen when I run out of food, nosemeat."

I'm downwind, I can smell something burning.

>>120503
go see what's burning.

>>120503
Either the town is on fire or they've started up their vehicles.

>>120503
Have the cutebolds spotted you yet? Let's see if we can't set up camp behind a dune or something out of sight if this rock isn't big enough.

Go ahead and lick the cutebold's head a bit saying you're getting a taste of him, and that if he wants any chance of seeing his friends again he's going to have to get you to safety first.

>>120503
Yeah, agreeing with the others here and saying you should try for better cover if you can.

Also, lick him.

Show him your terrifying crotch. That'll make him get in line!

Suggestion 2010/01/28(Thu)21:27 No. 120543 ID: 498c52
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It's definitely not exhaust. Something's on fire for sure. I haven't been spotted, and there's rocks all around that I can see.

>>120523
No. Fucking pervert. I'm not licking this disgusting little shitball either.

they arent refueling, they are murdering.

if sergals where there, they are simply in a battlezone. try to figure out what is going on in the city.

>>120543
Wait, there are other entrances? Circle around to the left!

>>120546
Yeah, see if one of the other entrances is unguarded.

>>120543
[[point out the route she should take]]

Dogmeat 2010/01/28(Thu)21:35 No. 120550 ID: 3cccf3
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Something like this?

>>120550
Yeah, that looks right.

Everyone inside other than bolds are probably dead. The most we should hope for is to sneak in and grab some water and stuff.

What do they normally do with various species? Do they kill everyone not themselves or Moks?

>>120561
Solid Sergal?

Cheren 2010/01/28(Thu)22:27 No. 120610 ID: 498c52
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>>120561
Fuck if I know, and fuck if I wanna find out.


Two more guards on this gate, too. I bet there's some more on the other one too...

Do you have any means to scale a wall?

If not, we may have to leave and hope we can find another place before you die. I doubt anything you're carrying can hurt those armors.

>>120610
Ask the cutebold "politely" how long they usually stay in each town. If they don't leave for a while and are actually occupying the town, ask him where the next unoccupied town is and start heading there.

How are we doing on supplies? Stealing from the cutebolds isn't a grand idea but if we have to for the journey ahead...

>>120610
Think you could climb the wall?

Sigma 2010/01/28(Thu)22:31 No. 120621 ID: 8e18cd
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What about this thing here... can you sneak to check this out?

[[pause]]

you should go around, maybe you can find something like a hole in the wall or a truck which you can use to sneak in.

First, if waiting for the bolds to leave or just going somewhere else is feasible. God fucking damn do it, you don't really stand a chance alone.

If desperate measures are necessary you might consider sneaking around those boulders and snipe the hell out of them. If you're not able to hit any weak spots, like the convenient red spot on the head or engine exhausts, you might at least be able to lure the guards away from the gate and sneak into the city. Look out for anyone attempting to flank you though.

Also hide, if you still got it, the micro grenade in your snatch. Sounds crazy, but they won’t look there if you get captured and surprise crotchnade is always a big laugh at interrogations.
Don’t let the vermin see it, obvious.

No way that thing on the map is a rock. They'd have moved that away while constructing the wall. Right? Too much of a risk to sneak all the way around.

Get flat against the wall and sneak in behind the door guards.

Can you speak their langauge?

Not sure if you should take the meatling. Can you tie him up really good? If so, leave him tied up behind a rock or something. Maybe in the shade so he doesn't die.

Cheren 2010/01/29(Fri)12:46 No. 120901 ID: 498c52
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I could, in theory, climb the wall if I found a good spot. It's made out of mud, so there's some handholds. Around the other side there's a pile o' rocks.

Nose Meat says they stay as long as they need to depending on what they have to do. I kick him a bit because he's useless.

>>120845
What the fuck, seriously? Do you think that's some fuckin extra storage area or something? Typical dumbass male. At least your species won't have to worry about you raising some stupid kids.

>>120901

Look under that loose stone. It doesn't have any sand around it, thus someone has been moving it.

Check out that one rock in the middle that looks different from the others.

You think you could scale the wall without being spotted and take a peek into the city?
Do this if the stones are as boring as they look like.

And you'll think back to my crotchnade idea when you end up disarmed in some cell. >:(

Investigate wall splotch.

>>120901
Flip turn that loose stone and launch it at Snout Brain's head.

She could hide the prisoner there if there's nothing there. Coupla broken bones, no biggie.

Then climb the wall.

Cheren 2010/01/29(Fri)14:07 No. 120924 ID: 498c52
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I toss the stone aside, 'accidentally' knocking him on the head with it. That'll teach the little shit to keep moving around when I'm tryin to think. Looks like removing that revealed a crack under one of the other stones. I could probably fit through the hole under there.

>>120924
This hole! It was made for you!

>>120924

Take a peek where it goes to.

>>120924
Try the hole first I guess.
You can move backwards if necessary, yes?
Not really sure with your unusual anatomy.

Crawl in and try to also hide the bold in there. That'll keep him out of sight.

>>120924
Check out where it is, but make sure you won't get stuck.

You're not a lazuhrek, you know, and you don't want to wind up like one of themdragons stuck in a hole. If it's not big enough for you it might be a good place to bury the cutebold should he have an unfortunate accident.

Cheren 2010/01/29(Fri)14:33 No. 120946 ID: 498c52
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>>120934
Of course, I'm not some big fat crocodile.

There's a small tunnel under here, looks like it goes under the wall.

Take babby with you and continue onward.

>>120946
Knock before you barge in like some savage. Whistle a tune while you wait.

>>120946
Might as well see where it goes.

>>120946

Draw your weapon and proceed slowly.

Hide the kobold in your snatch.

Looks good so far, just stay alert for traps and enemies.
If they really just arrived lately the underground passage should be safe enough.

Very slowly and carefully open the door a crack and peer outside. Keep your weapon drawn.

Cheren 2010/01/29(Fri)15:12 No. 120982 ID: 498c52
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I'd be pretty damn retarded to put away my gun at this moment in time. I approach cautiously and before I open it, I can catch the sound of some people trying to be quiet. every now and then I can hear sniffs and whispers.

Does everybody speak the same language? Can you determine if they are 'bolds or not by listening to the sounds? Take a minute and see if you can figure out what kind of people they are or what they are saying.

Say "Shhh... Friendly." and carefully enter.

If they were with the enemy, they wouldn't be hiding.

>>120982
It's most likely survivors hiding from the bolds.
Even goddamn cutebold soldiers wouldn't be that undisciplined to whisper and sniffle while trying to ambush you.
Proceed, but stay cautious.

>>120982
Tap on the door with your gun and inquire politely as to who is sniffling like a goddamn faggot in there.

Open the door slowly, gun drawn, sweep the room, pull back into cover at the first sign of friendlies and try to make contact. If it is an enemy fire at the first one in your field of vision and continue firing as you open the door further.

Suggestion 2010/01/29(Fri)15:56 No. 121037 ID: 498c52
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"So who's sniffling like a goddamn faggot in here? "

>>121037

BABBIES!!!

WHO SENDS TINY BABBYMEN TO FIGHT ME!

Ask them what happened!

"Any one of you fuckers move and I'll blow your brains out. What the fuck are you doing down here?"

Ask the multicultural spunky children adventure brigade what the fuck is going on in the city.

>>121037

Put your hands on the green goblin's head and the gnoll's head. Lean down between the kobold and red goblin. Grin widely.

Put your hand over the mouth of anyone who tries to scream. Then say "Shut up."

>>121043
And what the fuck is one of those god damn Bolds are doing down here

Well looks like we found some rations. Actually your got many nades? we mighta found some willing pawns for taking out the guards here. I mean they'd never expect a kid to blow em up would they?

An all you can eat babby-buffet?
I hope you're hungry enough. Start with a goobo and the little bold, we'll see if you got room for more afterwards.

>>121042
Seems like Cheren's style.

Cheren 2010/01/29(Fri)16:38 No. 121090 ID: 498c52
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Whoa lady, careful with that thing. All of you shut it. Any of you fuckers move and I'll blow your brains out.

"Don't hurt us! We've got to be quiet, they're just shooting people, they never just shoot people," she whispers. The kids are smart enough to keep quiet, so I won't have to scare them any more.

Ask what they usually do. Ask how many there are.

>>121090
Ain't your problem. Let the fuckers here get shot.

Thats what happens when you let those little fuckers in. They play you for fools then blow your brains out and they don't even know the proper way to fucking loot

If you were a male Sergal I'd suggest quietly dragging her somewhere and raping her. I'm still going to suggest it.

Otherwise sit.........where is our punching bag? Did you leave him outside?

be Klalmer

>>121090
When did they come in? You pussies surrender or did they just come up out of the blue and punch everyone in the nads like the nasty little shit midgets they are?

Do you have any reasons not to kill them all right here? Not sure if there are any alliances.

I just know they are going to cause problems, and it's just gobbos and whatever anyways. Not real people.

And what's going on with the cutebold, that seems extra suspicious. What kinda freak hangs around bolds?

Cheren 2010/01/29(Fri)17:23 No. 121130 ID: 498c52
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>>121098
He's not moving, I think I mighta given him a concussion with that rock.

>>121098
Fuckin gross.


All right, I got absolutely no reason to not kill the lot of you right now. So you better make yourself useful real quick.
"what do you want?"
When did they come in? You pussies surrender or did they just come up out of the blue and punch everyone in the nads like the nasty little shit midgets they are? What do they normally do other than shoot people and suck ass at looting?

"They just come throo and make sure dat evwybody's not hidin nuffing, an dey get fuwl an stuff. Dis time dey got da whowl city bwocked off. Dey wawkin awound wike zonbemmfoowfowfffummf," I loosen my grip a bit, "like, just shootin people for no reason. Not talkin or nothing. just shootin. They can't know we was gettin people out in secret."

>>121098
who says you have to be male to rape?

>>121130

Look at her for a long moment and then let her go. "Well. How can I help then?"

People? Secret? What?

>>121130
"Gettin' people out? Well, anything to make the little snotshitters' lives harder. What were you fuckers planning on doing with all them up there? Just hide in here like maggots until they magically go away?"

The "taking people out" part seems useful enough, maybe.
Getting out of this mess should be your top priority, inquire about it.
Also ask about the goddamn cutebold, why is it with them?
Get really angry and threatening about that matter.

I'm confused. Sometimes you're deviously sexually deviant when we ask questions of good ol' times and you insult us when we ask if you could unleash it a little. We just want to see your wild side, see where you can be fun and shit.

We don't have big fat ol' rockets or other big boomin' weapons to deal with, so we don't know how to go wild crazy with your sergal heartlessness without the deviancy at the current moment.

Well if they want help to get out it'll probably lead to some sorta base camp and do we find at base camps?

Stuff to loot. Get em there then rob em blind. Teach em to trust a raider.

Cheren 2010/01/29(Fri)19:39 No. 121251 ID: 498c52
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>interrogate further

Apparently they're hidin slaves and people the nosefuckers want to shoot from them, and then getting 'em somewhere safe. Can't imagine where that'd be. We're deep behind their front lines, all the way in the settled territory. Helping these assholes with their shit is not in my plans, besides, where would I sell 'em to anyway? Not many wild gobbos around here from what I can tell. They're refugees, I doubt they're gonna have anything worth stealing. Anything else I should ask this tart before I start wrecking this city up?

>>121141
You callin me a dyke, you perv? Do you see me wearing frilly pink dresses and sniffing flowers and shit? Do you? No? Thought not.

Ask if they know what building the bolds have their HQ in.

Then go there and kill everyone inside.

>>121251
I'd rip open her top first. Just, you know, to show that you mean business.

I don't think wrecking the city up is a good idea. The bolds have a lot more guns than you do at the moment, and there's still the fucksnot you left outside.

Tone down your violent tendencies, woman!

These people are useful!

BULLET CATCHERS!

Cheren 2010/01/29(Fri)20:27 No. 121314 ID: 498c52
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All right, they seem to all be around the Parking Lot, or possibly in City Hall. She isn't sure but she gives me a map of the place.

>>121256
There's no fuckin reason to do that. I don't wanna see some gobbo's gross old swollen milkbags. Shit's nasty, makes 'em look knocked up all the damn time. Proabably are, they breed like roaches.
There's some rope down here, I'll tie him up with this and leave him down here for now. He's definitely unconscious.

>>121305
I don't want to draw attention. I want to sneak around. I'm sure as shit not gonna haul this baggage around with me all the damn time. Gonna hide my backpack somewhere so I can sneak better.

[[show me a path to take somewhere.]]

Dogmeat 2010/01/29(Fri)20:37 No. 121327 ID: 85bd2b
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Check out what this area is.

>>121327
I think that's the Parking Lot.

Find out where the armory is. You could use some heavier firepower if you're gonna start attracting the attention of their Ride Armor.

Test Pattern 2010/01/29(Fri)21:08 No. 121382 ID: cfad4e
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Along the wall, sneak through one building, then into another one to get a good vantage point of City Hall.

Cheren 2010/01/29(Fri)21:24 No. 121410 ID: 498c52
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>>121327
That would be the parking lot, where there's a big ass command vehicle and like two transports. The windows are blacked out on the command vehicle, of course. I can see a snot sucker walk by every now and then. THey're moving very methodically, without stopping, or even looking around much. Coming in head on is probably a stupid idea.

>>121410
Let's avoid that and head over to >>121382

Look for a logistics vehicle. If you can sneak into one, you can steal some explosives.

>>121412
no, fuel. you must either sabotage them or simply hide it out.

you may need to consider yout little prisioner is in a prime time to escape.

That door looks open, can you see what's in it before you flee? Or is that too dangerous.

>>121410
Maybe you can circle around and get on top of that tall building, and start sniping.

>>121474
sniping with a handgun? you think this is TF2?

...do you have a knife? its much better to stab that to shoot.

>>121482
stabbing with a combat knife? you think this is Call of Duty 4?

shooting someone works just as well.

Cheren 2010/01/29(Fri)22:02 No. 121522 ID: 498c52
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>>121382
Alright, I'm lookin at the City Hall tower. There's two 'bolds standing stock still outside the front door.
There's a power station behind it with some big ass windmills, and a few radio masts stickin out the top.

>>121412
That would be the command vehicle, and it's closed up.

>>121451
pretty sure he's got a concussion, he's not goin far. That gobbo is gonna watch him, they're all scared of him anyway. Weird thing, even the kobold in there was scared of 'im.

>>121470
The transports are empty, the armors were probably in there. Strange that they don't really have a dedicated troop vehicle.

>>121474
I could do that but it's way too fucking close for that to last long. It's a hotel on the other side of the parking lot.

>>121482
I've got a rifle. A stock would help a whole lot, though. And yes, I have my knife.

>>121513
Makes a fuckload more noise, though.

>>121522
That just a bullet hole on the right or something more?

Check out that hangar next to the windmill.

See, this is why you need to find out what happened to the humans. From what I understand, they and dorfs would slaughter these little fuckers by the truckload.

>>121522
remember that huge train you picked him out of?

its most likely in the surroundings. this boarding party is just picking up resources.

sabotage the fuel. when they realize they have spoiled fuel it will be too late, they may even never put the machine moving on time.

Try and move east a little ways, out of their line of sight, cross the street, then approach the HQ from the rear.

[[pause]]

>>121522
The commander of this little Group is probably up there. Could be a nice target.

>>121549
to sabotage the fuel would be bad for the remaining citizens in the town.
the bolds would kill the rest of them aswell ... if there are some left.

Still we don't know what they're doing here.
doesn't look like this town has a relevant supply of something other then energy.

The "remaining" citizens should be somewhere.
there are no bodies, no blood ... look if you can find a warehouse or hall.

Some recon is in order before getting active. Sneak through the city and keep your eyes open for enemy troops, targets for sabotage&distraction (like in huge explosions) and better equipment.

First priority should be some better equipment I'd say.
We all like your porngun, which should be occasionally licked to preserve the shine of the metal, but neither it nor the rifle will hack it against the armored troops of the bolds. You'll need an anti-material rifle or RPGs, which might prove a problem, considering all cutebold stuff is babby sized. Also explosives, assuming you can handle them.
You might as well start with those barracks looking buildings on the left.

Cheren 2010/01/30(Sat)12:05 No. 121837 ID: 498c52
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>>121549
I think that monster would be on the surface somewhere. They're not wearing desert uniforms either, something's up here.

Here's what I've seen so far, I'll head toward those two warehouses behind the tower. Should I run straight there or should I take some other route?

>>121837

Whatever you do... be CAUTIOUS. There might be snipers around...

They're probably opportunist deserters, seeking profit and (sadistic) pleasures over order and control over the continent.

Suggestion 2010/01/30(Sat)12:20 No. 121848 ID: 19d653
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You think you could sneak by the fence of the power-plant and stay hidden?
Pretty hard to see, I guess it depends on how alert the guards are.

>>121754
regarding the fuel, i wanted to sabotage the fuel they GOT rather the whole town. wich shouldnt be in a single container.

>>121848
i support this. however, the PP should have scouts there all along with possible fuel lines/storages. shut down the PP and night will become easier.

im assuming the huge train will come by later to pick up the team it dropped. it would be nice to have asked the gobbo how they usually do when they come.

Cheren 2010/01/30(Sat)14:43 No. 121970 ID: 498c52
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Shit! I've been spotted! I could try to outrun 'em or I could try to kill 'em. Unless there's something else I should try.

>>121970
Pretend to be a cactus.

Shoot the !s over their heads!

>>121970
Outrun. You have delicious sergal thighs and long, powerful legs. They are babbies who can try to crawl after you at best.

>>121970
KILL THEM!

>>121970
you need to tackle them. knife the closest one, be ready to handgun one of them if they run. none of them must scream, altho gunfire is somewhat tolerable.

Shooting them? Really? An alerting more of the little dipshits? Run like hell behind the nearest building and ready your knife.

Or a second option. Grab a pebble and toss it at the leafs of one of the Joshua trees to rustle them a bit. That might throw them off.

Well, if you think you can run to cover before they actually see you, do it.

Otherwise go to the corner and ambush em when they come around and look. Use psychological warfare like crazy eyes, growling and a wide display of teeth.
Don't let em get away.

Kill the fuckers

Cheren 2010/01/30(Sat)15:23 No. 122018 ID: 498c52
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On my way to some cover, I should be able to hide behind this dumbass round thing, but not very well.

>>121978
Fuck. Missed.

>>122018

Yeah duck behind the round building and try to cause the chain link face to rustle. That might make them think someone is climbing that.

Throw something that would be big enough to cause the racket.

BEST SUGGESTION, AVOID UNTIMELY DEATH.

Also, get out your gun and get ready to blast a foo.

I do not aim with my hand;
He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.

I do not shoot with my hand;
He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.

I do not kill with my gun;
He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart.

Check out what the bolds are up to as soon as possible. If they find out a Sergal is loose in the city they'll go crazy.
Right now they probably thing it's just some gobbo wandering around.

If you get the chance to take both of em out, do it!

Cheren 2010/01/30(Sat)16:03 No. 122070 ID: 498c52
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They are.. Marching in lock step? Shit's weird. They just kind of stare straight forward. I'm prepared to knife them quiet like when they come around here and are out of sight.

>>122039
Fuck, threw it too high.

Maybe their being mind controlled.

You seriously need to find a silencer or something you can make into a silencer.

Find a place to hide. As they go past, knife one in the spine and grapple or disable the other for interrogation.

>>122070
How good a shot are you?

If you think they're just gonna keep marching forward go ahead and prepare to knife them. Be wary of some sort of counter attack though, this could be a DISTACTION.

>>122070

Goddamn... Cheren. Try for the very last time and pray to the God that this time it succeeds. If you could distract them for a second slitting their throats would be easy as hell.

Wait for them to come around and then stab the shit out of them.

Just rip and tear them when they come around the corner.
Capturing would be senseless, no way they know anything useful.

>>122073
With very few exceptions, revolvers don't really work well with suppressors.

>>122070
they are not screaming, they are not firing.

flank them. careful with exploding vests.

>>122070
i've never seen something like that ... do they even have weapons?

Cheren 2010/01/30(Sat)17:45 No. 122191 ID: 498c52
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They've got guns, but not time to use 'em!

>>122191
Brütal.

>>122191
Damn you fast

You showed those fucks! carry the bodies behind the closest cover, quicklike.

Also, rations!

Excellent. They dead? Check for papers and 'splosives.

Loot and pillage.

RIP AND TEAR

MURDERLIZER!

EAT

>>122191

I think this is the first time cutebolds ever got slaughtered in this quest.

>>122191
>>122208
Indeed. And hopefully not the only time!

>>122191
HAT TRICK

HIDE THEIR BODIES!

Don't wanta eat them since they might be hopped up on some nasty drugs.

You know of anything that could make people be all dronelike? Ever meet a mindflayer?

Cheren 2010/01/30(Sat)20:55 No. 122319 ID: 498c52
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Alright, they're hid as good as I am gonna bother to hide 'em. Where should I go next?

>>122287
Oh fuck. I hope not. This has got the look of 'em about it, sure enough.

>>122319
That's certainly not good.

Let's investigate the now unguarded hangar.

>>122319

Continue to our destination...

Let's check out the stuff we were heading towards.

>>122319
Look what's in the power plant.

What do you know 'bout mindflayers? Hope they don't actually remote control their victims. In this case they might be aware of you.


Proceed to the hangar/barrack things. The whole area seems like the industrial sector to me, I guess you'll eventually find something interesting.

>>122319
Check out the hangar. Try to find something that's reasoably fast and sturdy. And look for a quick firing anti armour rifle. Those little bold fuckers in the mechs should be pretty dead if you start shooting them up with high caliber ammo.

This shithole isn't your concern, if the mindflayers are raiding bold areas then I wish them sucess. The more of those disgusting little shits that get horribly killed the better you will be off.

Suggestion 2010/01/31(Sun)15:22 No. 122709 ID: 498c52
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Looks like two big ass warehouses. I'm between the two, on account of a patrol passing down the side of the other one. Doors are locked, but I can probably get in.

>>122709
Then get in.
But listen for inhabitants first and try not to make a huge mess, secrecy is pretty important right now.

>>122709
take the partol out if you get the chance.
it's better then get caught.

>>122668
'scept those fuckers once they're done with the bolds will go after the raiders. And do you want them psychic bastards runnin the bold army?!

The bolds only kill you. Squidheads either eat your brain or make you a zombie!

Sneak on in. Maybe they have bombs.

Suggestion 2010/01/31(Sun)17:45 No. 122816 ID: 498c52
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All right, it's full of boxes of stuff: food rations, machine parts and building materials and shit.

>>122816
Top.
Men.

>>122816

>Look for the Ark of the Covenant.

Swipe some stuff to drink. Look around for anything that might indicate Mind Control. Y'know, brains in the food rations, that kind of stuff.

Start opening crates.

Open a crate at random.

>>122816
I don't think there would be anything interesting in here all things considered. I mean, these warehouses held stuff for the city to use, not the guys that just came in and started shooting people.

Suggestion 2010/01/31(Sun)18:53 No. 122854 ID: 498c52
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>>122824
Hmm, mostly dried crap and like, candy and shit- fuck yeah some fruits! I don't feel mind controlled. Must not be the food. It's probably those fuckin Illithids. I've never seen one control more than one or two people at a time before. They usually stay out in the open, though. Bolds don't kill 'em for some reason, little fuckers probably think there's something else going on. stupid little bastards. Anything else I should check out? I got no use for machine parts and shit like that. There's some textiles and shit in here too. I'm pretty sure it's just some kinda trade depot.

What's that big pile of yellow stuff in the background?

Inspect the forklift. Check out what's behind the boxes behind the yellow pile that looks like sandbags.

>>122854
Take as much food as you can carry and get the fuck out.

Suggestion 2010/01/31(Sun)19:46 No. 122929 ID: 498c52
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>>122867
The forklift has fuel in it, I could maybe drive it but it's made for somebody half my height. It would look stupid.

The bags are full of some nasty ass smelling chemical shit or something. little grains of it. Fucked if I know what that illegible shit on the label says. Their 'writing' looks like somebody puked up hair all over the place

>>122929
Its fertilizer... A rather useful thing for making a bomb. Wanta make the little fuckers cry mix in some fuel oil and light the fuse... Hear ANFO bombs can pack a punch!

>>122929
Light it on fire and run!

Dump fuel on nasty smelling chemicals. Start fire. Run away. Stay hidden.

>>122943
this, but first secure anything you need/want out of the warehouse first, like that delicious fruit.

>>122944
I'd make a fuse first...

Cheren 2010/01/31(Sun)20:41 No. 123001 ID: 498c52
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I don't know anything about dangerous chemicals, and I don't have anything to start a fire with anyway. Here's what I got. I've got my backpack hidden so I can move faster. I'll get it back when I'm ready to move.

>>123001
You are still holding a bit of the handle of your knife in your left hand. You might want to try putting the two pieces back together.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2010/01/31(Sun)20:47 No. 123011 ID: 54411c
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>>123001
remember the basics of CQC

>>123001
hey Cheren did anyone ever tell you you have serious case of DEM HIPS?

>>123001
Pardon my Ignorance, but could you use a grenade start a fire?

A grenade doesn't cause that much heat. They are bad for starting fires as they blow the fuel into tiny chunks and send it flying everywhere, not on fire.

Check the next warehouse. Maybe it'll have cooler shit in it.

>>123014
No, they don't cause much heat.
The fuze, however, should be pretty good for starting a fire.
If you wanna make a bomb, you could just unscrew the top off one of the grenades, and place the fuze in the explosive.
As for making the bomb, you've got fertilizer there, the forklift has gas in it, and you should be able to find ammonia among the cleaning supplies. I don't know if that's enough for a bomb, but I know that it's a start, at least.
Hooray, MacGyver.

Cheren 2010/01/31(Sun)21:38 No. 123049 ID: 498c52
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OK all that fuzing and chemistry shit confuses me, I'm gonna go check the other warehouse. This one's got a shitload of stone blocks, a bunch of barrels with different colored sand in them, and a buncha crates full of pottery shit. And another tiny forklift.

[[And some copper bars]]

Copper, hmm. Might be worth taking a bar or two.

Also, waste exactly four hours becoming the mayor of pottery town.

>>123049
That is some gold. Damn shame it's near useless to us. Unless you could drag out 5 bars and get your new slaves to carry them to a market and sell them and the gold.

>>123049
>Stone blocks
>Sparkling

GOLD! IT'S GOLD! GOOOOLLLDDDD

take at least one bar, hit a kobold over the noggin with it. You haven't lived till you kill someone with a bar of fucking GOLD.

>>123049
go back to 1st warehouse and fertilizer pile. take grenade and unscrew the fuse. cut open bag of fertilizer and create a trail, plant fuse at the end of the trail. light fuse using the mechanism inside the grenade that usually does the job and run away. you should have at least 4 seconds.

>>123051
oh, never mind >>123055 then. Copper sucks.

>>123049

Climb over the barrels and check out the dark packages

>>123049
Those look alot like gold. Take one anyway. If nothing else we can use it to tenderize our emergancy snack.

>>123049
Try lifting one of the bars straight up with your finger-tips.
If you can, it's copper.
If you can't, it's gold.

Either way, it's not worth taking, since you have no need for either, and you won't be able to carry it if it's gold. You should, however, remember where this is so you can come back with some other raiders later on and take it.

>>123049
Well that was a wash. I say you should check the guard house for weapons.

Is there anyway you can get around the barrels without climbing over them? Barrels can be unstable and fragile depending on the contents if you climb on them and the contents are currently unknown.

I'd think you should leave these warehouses, odds are there is nothing we could easily haul out.

look at city hall from this side, see if there is any good climbing places on it or something. If there is anyone important they will be there.

How to make a fertilizer bomb

Ingredients:

- Newspaper
- Fertilizer
- Cotton
- Diesel fuel

Make a pouch out of the newspaper and put some fertilizer in it. Then put cotton on top. Soak the cotton with fuel. Then light and run like you have never ran before! This blows up 500 square feet

Cheren 2010/01/31(Sun)23:08 No. 123116 ID: 498c52
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I can gobbo-build something with this cloth and crap. fertilizer, fuel, and some cloth.

>>123116
Light it, and get the fuck outta dodge.

Wait, do we want to do this here or at city hall?

We can easily chunk it at the side of city hall like a football. Granted there aren't many guards.

But, destroying this warehouse will probably seriously hinder the bolds for a while, and might set off something bigger.

If we DO light it here, let's be SURE we fucking don't stop running until we can't hear any more explosions.

What about the command vehicle? Figure that'll fuck the bolds up pretty hard. Hell, it might even shut off this mind control or whatever the fuck's going on here.

...which might not be a good thing, now that I think of it.

Still, I'm sticking with blowing up that command vehicle. Just light it, chuck it, and run like hell.

>>123122
We should definitely light it here, at the city hall, it'll hurt the townsfolk more than the 'bolds. The city loses it's center of localized government, no big deal for the 'bolds.
Here, it'll hurt the 'bolds worst. They lose money, fuel, food, supplies, and a lot of people.

>>123128
I'm no bomb expert but I don't think this little IED is going to take out that huge motherfucker.

>>123136
it may not blow it to kingdom come but it will sure as hell make a mess of the insides and any sensitive equipment. I say the command vehicle is a pretty good target for it.

Set off the fertilizer-bomb on top of the heap of sacks of fertilizer.

Run like a motherfucker. Seriously, it'll be raining bits of town for a while.

Now sit on it and wait.

>>123116
that won't end well .....

That thing will blow up an APC for sure. But what is our goal? Blowing up a bold command vehicle won't get us anything.

We could use the BABBY FORKLIFT as a bomb good carrier. We just need to stack it with more explosives.

I can't foresee us sneaking anywhere with a forklift.

I guess they don't have an armory anywhere we can access.

Okay, guys. What should we do next? Sneak into the tower with the radio and try to kill their HQ staff? (Unless it's in a vehicle) Or find out what they're up to? Steal some more food and leave?

Examine the sand - it might be explosives.

First smell it (make sure to not breath any of it in though!); do you recognize it as gun powder? If not, take a handful of the stuff outside and crush it between two rocks. If it's explosive it'll produce a bang, so be careful of nearby patrols checking it out.

>>123305
LISTEN TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>>123305
Confirmed in IRC that it's just sand.

You should at least quickly check the other buildings in this sector of the city. Should be safe enough, as long you don't try to cross the main streets again.
Is just grabbing supplies and getting the fuck away a realistic option? I mean do you have any idea where to go then?

Suggestion 2010/02/08(Mon)16:33 No. 128228 ID: 3fc16d
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The stuff in the barrels is just sand from the desert, I have no idea why anybody would want this shit, but then again the 'bolds are fuckin stupid, so who cares? They probably eat it because it's colorful or something. The barrel it's in is worth more than some stupid sand.

Now, I could make a bunch of this supposedly explosive shit and get it over there on the forklift, but I'd need a clever plan to do that. I'll need a good route to take, and something to distract the guards with when I need to cross a major street.

All said, I don't actually know where their command actually is.

Maybe we can make a secondary blast far away as a distraction?

>>123779
[[yes for grabbing shit and running, no for knowing where to go after. ]]

Sandbags make for good cover from bullets. You can't figure that out, Cheren?

Let's check out some other buildings. We might find something to use as a distraction or something.

Maybe the shitheads like to make glass?

Hey toots. Know what'd be a swell place to check out before blowin' this joint? The power plant.
Now, there might be some midget fuckers in there, so don't walk in all HI-YO, aight?

Cheren 2010/02/08(Mon)17:08 No. 128265 ID: 3fc16d
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>>128231
I'll need more specific instructions unless you want me to just blow up random shit or something.

>>128236
I could indeed make a fort of sandbags but I'm not sure how that would help. Adding them to the forklift isn't really an option. Then there's the fact that I'm not really eight years old any more, and the novelty of making forts has worn off.

>>128249
Which ones? There's lots of them here.

>>128250
I like my theory better.

>>128255
Maybe if I was wearing something heavier, but I don't fancy trying to climb up that high chain link fence and then try to get over the razor wire on top.

>>128265
Remember the two gentleman you uncouthly ruffled and shoved into a neat pile under some compost? I'm certain it's a good idea to search the key to the plant's front gate on them.

>>128265
Yeah, let's go and make sure the bolds didn't have the keys to the plant or something.

Cheren 2010/02/08(Mon)17:42 No. 128314 ID: 3fc16d
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I'll go and see if they have any keys on the- fuck! I guess I didn't hide them good enough. Now they know where to start looking, too. I can try to hide in here and lock the door, but I don't know if they have keys or not.

Hide in here, preferably somewhere high up like near the copper, when they walk past we shoot them in the back.

>>128314
Hide up on top of something, then if they come investigating, jump down on them to ambush them.

Cheren 2010/02/08(Mon)18:29 No. 128379 ID: 3fc16d
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I get up on the blocks. There's a rattling at the door for a while, but I don't think they have a key. It stops after a few seconds.

>>128379
The patient hunter gets the prey. Stay frosty, Cheren.

>>128379
How many entrances do you have to cover?

Cheren 2010/02/08(Mon)19:06 No. 128446 ID: 3fc16d
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Just the one and the big door, but they're both on one end. I've waited a few more minutes and nothing has happened.

Well it seems like they left. They must be going for the key or to open the big door.

Let's take the bomb with us, kick down the door and head out.

>>128449
Or they've got something big pointed at the door.
Any possibility of an alternate exit?
Roof hatch, opening from the other side of a crate?

>>128446
Watch the windows behind you. They might have a way to get up there and shoot you.

>>128446
try to escape before they call in a airstrike or something.

>>128446
Alright, let's peek out and see if they've left.

Let's get out of here, before they come back with a breaching charge.

Seems as though we could get up on the roof through the rafters and out a window if we didn't mind breaking it.

Hard to tell from the earlier shots of the area - are the other buildings close enough to do some Batman-ing? If nothing else we'll have a better view of the surroundings up high and are less likely to be spotted than at ground level.

>>128446
GET OUT OF THERE!
if they come back with armors then you're dead.
you don't have enough bombs to take them all down.

Screw leaving through the door. Can we reach the windows? We got rope right? Let's see if we can't go out the window and onto the rooftops or something.

Escape through a window if possible.

Suggestion 2010/02/11(Thu)19:46 No. 130014 ID: 233aab
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yeah, getting on the roof is easy, where should I head to?

>>130014
What is the red thing?

Ñ 2010/02/11(Thu)20:26 No. 130024 ID: 288dda
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First stay low and head toward the front of the building to see what the patrols are doing. Can you take this route across the rooftops to check out the NE gate? Looks to be relatively unpatrolled and you might be able to hit the guard shack there from behind.

...actually, just what the hell are you trying to accomplish here? You could probably loot enough rations from the warehouse to bail on these useless assholes. If you want to stay and fight, you've got to take out their ability to call for backup. That means taking down the communications at city hall and probably wrecking the command vehicle. Good luck with that.

Suggestion 2010/02/11(Thu)21:12 No. 130044 ID: 233aab
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>>130015
It's a restaurant. All of the buildings up here have metal roofs except for it and the kiln.

>>130024
Patrols are moving fairly regularly, they're easy to avoid from up here. I can pretty easily jump to any of these roofs. While I could probably get back out I'd have to go through that house again, and there's bound to be some valuable shit to loot here. I could get over the wall no problem with some rope. I could potentially get hurt if I just jumped.

It is FUCKING HOT up here.

Can you get to the garage and see what they're doing in front of the warehouse you escaped from?

Suggestion 2010/02/11(Thu)21:51 No. 130062 ID: 233aab
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>>130048
Yeah, they're not looking around there any more, I see them patrolling around by the power plant a bit more but I don't hear any armors moving around. Those things make a good bit of noise.

Look in the garage. Any useful looking equipment?

If not, maybe we could sneak into a guard shack to steal a machine gun and go all Rambo and hope for the best?

>>130062
>>130073
It's too bad she has no driving skill. because a tank could really be useful right now!

Heading around to the guard shack at the NE gate doesn't sound like a bad plan, unless something has materialized that would get you over the razor wire at the power plant. Best part is if you end up leaving some bodies behind, they'll be searching on the opposite side of town from your escape route.

>>130062
We need a plan and more informations.
The guards at the plant are gone.

Find all remaining guards and identify the rest of the map.
Then we can think about a tactic.

Those bolds can't be really experienced, they moved like retards and didn't sound the alarm after they found their dead comrades.
Still watch out for veterans.

>>130126
Wasn't it possible that they were mindcontrolled by an Illithid? But if it's the Illithid that's keeping them stupid then we should save him for last.

Btw anyone who knows how to improvise a somewhat reliable fuse? Because if we want to take down the radio at the city hall and the command vehicle we're going to need some way to coordinate it.

Hmm, if we could get control of the heavy guns on the command vehicle we should be able to deal with their patrol vehicles and armored guys. Then our trusty sergal gal should be able to brutally kill most of the others and then we can loot in peace.

>>130132
>how to improvise a somewhat reliable fuse

that was my idea too ... but we need more informations first.
they must have explosives somewhere cause they built that city on Rock(nroll)s

The explosives must be in a really save building ... maybe that round one south-west
it looks reinforces.

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/02/12(Fri)10:45 No. 130136 ID: a85626
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<< Fuse

Light it, chuck it, then get the Hell out of Dodge.

No need to get complicated. We're making bombs out of petrol and poop, not C4.

You should probably make more of those. Also if you put one in a jar, can or something stiff you got an IED, with shrapnel, pressure wave and everything.

I bet the power plant is their secret base. See if you can sneak in and blow shit up. Or failing that, just blow shit up.

If you hear a ringing in your ears, shoot everything!

>>130136
The problem with that fuse is that we have no idea of the burntime. So we can't set up synchronised explosions. That means that we have to be relatively close to our target and can't take out two targets at the same time unless they're very close to each other.

>>130136
the town isn't that great. if cheren blows something up everyone will search for here.

Having some time to get away would be nice.

i thought about destroying the command vehicle.
the fuse would give her enough time to get unseen in every house ... like the city hall.

Or she could blow several things up at once.

You guys realize this thing doesn't have a wick? It's a fuel explosive. We have to set it off with another explosive (the grenade being the only thing we have).

I say we do the forklift idea. It's the most awesome distraction we can do.

>>130144

Since this guy actually seems to know what he's talking about go with his idea.

>>130144

Yeah, but it'd be more dramatic to blow shit up, so I assumed it would just work if NOBODY MENTIONED ANYTHING >:(

>>130144
If we want a bomb explosion we have to take the detonator assembly out of the grenade and implant it into the bomb through a cut hole then fix it in place. A grenade explosion would blow the fuel apart without time to ignite it. That would be like putting a grenade in a bag of sand and expecting it to explode better.

Before you say that the sand is explosive
>>A grenade explosion would blow the fuel apart without time to ignite it.
>>without time to ignite it.
>>ignition = false
Because I know you guys are dense enough to make this point.

Suggestion 2010/02/15(Mon)17:57 No. 132409 ID: 354bcd
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OK, so I'm gonna blow something up for sure. I'll come back to the warehouses after I check out anything interesting here. There's been way too much goin on about it now for me to not want to fuck something up seriously. I can take the dealy off the top of a grenade and stick it in a couple barrels of this shit. There is one guard in each truck, and one armor with two arms and no gun near the fire. It's just what I suspected, they're burning bodies, looks like mostly kobold and goblin ones. There's another figure that isn't short standing around. Can't make out shit though, it's wearing robes.

I'm on top of the guard house; I definitely can't break into this building, I'll get seen for sure. I can't see in the garage very well, but I can break into it pretty easy. It's locked up, where most of the houses have the doors wide open.

>>132409
Can you get a headshot on the robed figure from here?

>>132409
if we can find a way to off that figure safely, we need to do it. Otherwise avoid it at all costs.

If you do shoot it from here, overkill. Don't stop just because it stops moving.

Shoot the robed figure. Use the rifle. Recoil don't matter if you hit the first time.

If that fucks up, light the bomb, throw it at something important, and run.

No throwing the bomb. Cheren is godawful at throwing things at other things, which has already been proven several times in this chapter.

How do we plan on gunning down the robed figure from here? Last I checked we only had a revolver, unless we're heading back to the bolt-hole and hoping the leader(?) will still be there when we get back.

I am not being very constructive here. Also holy hell that is the tackiest fountain I've ever seen.

Go get the rifle and shoot the robed guy in the head if you think you have a decent chance. The only other thing would be to see if you can get a peek a the command vehicle and that area. I think once we start blowing shit up, we'll have to run and either this area or the command vehicle are probably the best targets.

Suggestion 2010/02/15(Mon)19:26 No. 132525 ID: 354bcd
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This would not be a hard shot if I had a decent gun. That rifle isn't gonna guarantee me a hit. A stock would help a fuckload here. Now, the only other problem would be if that really is an Illithid, then I better hope it's the only one around. Because if there are more, they're gonna know the second its head gets painted on the ground.

I'll check out the other third of the city before I do anything to give my position away.

>>132525
That sounds like a good idea.

Yeah

1) Explore remainder of city
2) Return to hideout, swap revolver for rifle
3) Get something to steady your shot. You did mention earlier that if you were prone it would be pretty accurate, and something like a small bag of sand would probably do fine in lieu of a tripod.
4) Have escape route ready

Cheren 2010/02/15(Mon)20:42 No. 132615 ID: 354bcd
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There's three pretty big inns I can get on top of, and one more interesting thing. This building's been chewed to shit by machine gun fire, but it's a concrete dome apparently built for such an occasion. There are metal plates all over the windows and the door. No 'bolds around so far, but there's an occasional patrol.

Wave at it. Knock on the door in whatever secret Raider pattern you can. Say "Friendly."

Cheren 2010/02/15(Mon)21:06 No. 132648 ID: 354bcd
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The door is shaped like a very dented bowl, no way is that shit gonna open. I will, however, go around to the back window, which is the least damaged of them.

I tap a few times and say the password; "Open the fuck up, asshole." No sounds or anything, but then again, this is a solid concrete dome with metal plates over the windows.

>>132648
Try prying open the window, without damaging your knife.

See what that thing on top of the dome is, then check out the inns.

Cheren 2010/02/15(Mon)21:47 No. 132690 ID: 354bcd
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>>132669
Trying to pry it open is gonna work just as well as staring at it from what I can tell, so I'll just try the one that's not gonna chip my knife.

>>132675
Looks like it was some kind of antenna. It's shot to shit now.

[[Pause for the night until I'm free again, feel free to suggest where she should go next.]]

Climb up and examine the chimney thing.