>>147596
Yeah, that might be even better.
There's actually no reason for you to do everything alone.

Cheren 2010/03/14(Sun)16:17 No. 147600 ID: 717301
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>>147593
I might be able to find some chunks, but I don't see how that would be useful in the least. The first one may be around.

>>147587
Yeah, unless the dumbass goblin tied one around his neck.

>>147595
Umm, not really. It'll heal. Eventually. I'll go through the restaurant area and then go meet up with that turfy.

There's a bold standing there.

Go get it and bring it behind the chest-high wall to interrogate it.

Or see if it's still alive.

>>147600
Make sure nobody's looking, then drag him into some dark corner, undress him to make sure he's not hiding surprises and start asking him questions like what's the last thing he remembers and where does his loyalties lie.

>>147601
That's risky we don't got a view on what's happening around that corner. Last thing we want is one of the bolds or a brain sucker lying in wait for us

>>147600
That bold is already dead. the bloody nose and eyes suggest severe brain trauma.

>>147600
Hehehe, look at that stupid weak shit standing there bleeding. Make sure nobody can see you and then snatch him. See if he can still feel pain and feels like answearing some questions. In either case kill him.

Is that a bar?
Get some bottles for later. I guess a cold beer now couldn't hurt.
You could drag the bold in the bar if he's still alive and interrogate it.
If you're lucky some kinda mental feedback think blew their brains out.

Make sure the coast is clear before you try to drag him off, then drag him off.

Cheren 2010/03/14(Sun)16:58 No. 147614 ID: 717301
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Dead on its feet. Kinda fucked up.

>>147606
Good idea...

>>147614
I full of good ideas, be extra careful though. Someone might be hiding in there.
And don't get drunk yet, it's not sure if the job's already done.

All things considered, if the bolds are all dead like the one here you might consider skipping the negotiations for the reward for liberating the city and help yourself with the city treasury.

Nrgh, poor bastard. Isn't there another mindfucker you need to kill? Check for booze, but don't drink any.

Poor bastard? More like tasty bastard! Time for a barbecue!

>>147621
We'll have time for a barbecue later... make sure there's no threats left then feast

Cheren 2010/03/14(Sun)17:56 No. 147626 ID: 717301
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All right, I found that one I shot earlier. It appears to have gotten a bad case of dead. Funny enough I don't have incendiary ammo.


>>147621
Fuck no, I'd rather eat a handful of maggots. That's fuckin gross.

Oh, I stole some booze.

...Crap. Look around for snipers. At least they're all dead though.

>>147626
It looks like its brain exploded or something. ...Look in its skull to see if it's empty. And see if there's anything valuable you can loot off it.

>>147630
Put your head near a BRAINSUCKER? Fuck that... if anything poke it with the rifle.. in the eye... make sure its dead

Yeah, check around for anyone moving. And get to cover

Cheren 2010/03/14(Sun)18:17 No. 147635 ID: 717301
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>>147627
There's one right here. I'm her.

>>147630
Umm, he's got like a few coins and a shit pistol that'd do more damage if you fed it to somebody than shot them with it. His head is crumbly.


OK, everyone is back at the scrapyard. The turfy says he'll gimme that buggy if I want to get out of here.

Accept the buggy, but don't forget your little kobold bitch boy.

>>147635
Free buggy? score.

>>147638
heh, see if you can get him to rig up one of the Mech guns on it.

Hm, you should probably mention the little kids hiding.

...Oh, and mention the incendiary shots.

Cheren 2010/03/14(Sun)18:45 No. 147645 ID: 717301
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>>147637
I've got no use for that piece of shit.

>>147639
He'll do it for ¤230, but it'll take till night.

>>147641
Flibbleflabble or whatever his name is says he'll go check on them. He mentions having some spare bullets for the captive.

Accept. Guns are a good thing to have. Ask about the first illithid.

>>147645
awesome, go for it. be sure to collect a good amount of ammo for em since we have a bit of time then share a drink for the night.

Encourage darkie on his spare bullets thing.

>>147645
>>147647
Definitely go with this plan. ...wait, Do you even know how to drive?

Cheren 2010/03/14(Sun)19:15 No. 147661 ID: 717301
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>>147647
"Sure thing. Not in front of the kids though, I
'll take him out back."

>>147646
What about it?

Go with them. Tell him that's our captive, though. Ask him what your captives rank and stuff might be based on his uniform though.

Tell the goblins and shit with our captive what happened up here and that you totally saved their asses from badness. Hopefully they will reward you.

Offer an offhand compliment to the dark bold, even though you don't like him. He did good.

I can't think of any reason to keep the prisoner alive.

Wait. There's one...

Ask for a map, or at least to let you look at one and get directions.

>>147626

I'm telling you kobold is the other white meat. Roasted on a spit it's the next best thing to pork. You don't know what you're missing.

Oh wait...

fruit...

You're a vegetarian, aren't you.

>>147672
Well she IS a dustback after all.

Hold off on killing him, for now. You definitely need a map.

>>147669
Emergency Ration?
Something to read those scribbles that those idiots use?
Landmine detector?

Cheren 2010/03/14(Sun)20:24 No. 147694 ID: 717301
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>>147660
Of course I can drive!

>>147665
He doesn't want the army snooping around.

>>147669
"it was a good plan," he yells back.
"You could probably loot one from the fuel station!"

>>147672
That's fuckin nasty. If I want pork I'll go shoot a hog, or better yet, buy some bacon and sausage. Why the hell would I eat nothing but vegetables? That's gotta be bad for you. >>147678
Hey fuck you, inbred.


>>147689
Why would there be mines around here? That's nonsense. I'm pretty deep in their own territory. Nobody but them can read that shit. I'll see about getting some food. It's weird that I haven't been hungry for a while.

>>147694
Maybe your not being hungry has to do with that... Red... Thing... You ate out in the desert? ...Actually, now that I'm reminded of that, we might want to ask about it to make sure it wasn't poison or anything.

Yeah, store up on water too.

>>147694
Take the darkbold with you. He's awesome.

WAIT.
wait wait wait wait.

Is the captive dead already? We need to get the translation of that fucking note the space kobold had, before we kill him. Little fucker wouldn't tell us.

>Actually, now that I'm reminded of that, we might want to ask about it to make sure it wasn't poison or anything.
What's the point? It's already digested.

Nevertheless, it couldn't hurt to ask if these guys know anything about weird biotech.

Get a map, compass, a multitool, other miscellaneous survival stuff, and plenty of gas, food, and water.

Cheren 2010/03/14(Sun)21:15 No. 147718 ID: 717301
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I'll make my way back to the hideout house.

>>147697
I think so. I figure if it was poison I'd be either dead or shitting myself by now. It's been a day.

>>147699
He doesn't want to go. I'm not sure what he said exactly.

>>147715
I'll see what I can take.

"Don't something something something!"

WHAT?

"DON'T KILL US!"

"THEN GET OUTTA MY FACE JEEZE"

"If I was gonna kill you, this conversation woulda been a lot shorter!"

Explain that you and the midget squad trashed the guys who slaughtered the town and you feel entitled to some supplies.

>>147718
wasn't planning on it stupid, now don't give me a good reason to kill you and get out of the way. We handled the army bolds n brainsuckers.

>>147722
And remember that this is your chance to make it sound awesome.

Cheren 2010/03/14(Sun)21:46 No. 147728 ID: 717301
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We blew all of the kobolds and the brainsuckers the fuck up! Give me some fuckin food and I'll go away!

"something something"

Ooo, some sausages. I'll take that. Flibbleflop goes to interrogate the captive, and comes back. I can kind of hear some gibberish hollering Flabblecock yells to me that he will take care of the kobold. Something about a note to somebody's wife or some shit.

I'm gonna steal some shit on the way out and then get the fuck out of here in the morning. I sure as shit don't wanna be around when somebody else shows up.

We got the good ending.