BUY A HUGE DONG

Did you try teleportation?

I'm probably going to regret this but... show us the lower half of your body. And in your own words... what exactly ARE you?

Hack the servers. Make everything explode.

Troll the fuck out of some Lindens.
Get banned. Ban evade and troll some more.

>>117662
Hack the servers. Make everything more stable.

Latzo 2010/01/23(Sat)22:47 No. 117671 ID: f35d0a
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>>117661

Strange that I cannot answer your question. I am made, not born. My creator shaped me based on its ideal appearance of its rendition of a god. It called me "Latzo".

That is all I can remember, however.

Know what god you're based on?

>>117673
Let me guess.. Anubis?

>>117674
Anubis was a Jackal.

He looks more like he's based off of Bast.

All right now turn around.

...for purely scientific purposes.

Latzo 2010/01/23(Sat)23:01 No. 117685 ID: f35d0a
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>>117673
>>117674
>>117676

Your knowledge of gods astound me. I have never heard of these names before.

>>117681

If you wish to inspect my entire body, I will not hesitate to do so.

If you are referring to the ones behind me, however... These are stores that sell novelty items and such. This place is what they call a "garden mall", you see.

Got any money?

I was merely trying to get a better mental representation of your form. Wings and all. So can you fly? Hover? Glide? What abilities do you possess. And more importantly, what would you say your goals are?

>>117685
Got any wepons? If not, that blaster's lookin' mighty fine.

Latzo 2010/01/23(Sat)23:16 No. 117697 ID: f35d0a
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>>117686

I have L$ 220, hardly enough to even buy one of them collars. I spent weeks before I could even grab a hold of used clothing.

People around here are cruel and selfish.

>>117688

I can fly with my wings. As I am not really "living", I do not starve and all, which saves me the effort of having to find a "job", or whatever the people around here call it.

My ultimate goal is to return to my creator, but as long as I am here, I would like to find out first-hand how the people function in this society.

>>117691

I have a katana with me, but this place is a safe zone. No weapons are allowed to be brought out.

I can explore this place a bit, or go to where my wings please.

Get out of there, do you have any idea of how you might get back to your creator?

Also, why do you want to anyway?

Don't mind me... trying to do the math... What's your wingspan and how much do you weigh?

Also what do you know of your creator?

Get Adult Verification.

Latzo 2010/01/24(Sun)00:02 No. 117719 ID: f35d0a
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>>117699

I have no idea how I can return to my creator, but I would really love to go back to it. As I am not complete, I feel... empty without it.

Anyway, I move.

... This is a strange place, indeed.

Dear crap you're fluffy. Go say hi to the peoples.

Latzo 2010/01/24(Sun)00:09 No. 117723 ID: f35d0a
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>>117720

I try to, but most of them are conversing amongst themselves.

I seem to have stumbled into a clique.

One of them, a rather miniscule guy, looks at me. "Hey there, stranger. You don't seem to know who we are, so we're giving you a chance. Scram now."

>>117723
Uh, I don't see him.

Latzo 2010/01/24(Sun)00:14 No. 117726 ID: f35d0a
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>>117725

I am not surprised that you don't. He really is so small that he can probably fit through one of my toes.

"What are you looking at, weirdo? Go ahead before we start to make a mess out of you!"

Not really a friendly bunch of people, I see. Still, I can probably slip a question or two before they start to turn their attention towards me.

>>117726
I still can't see him. Try to not step on hi- whoops, too late.

Ask him if he knows where this place is?

Latzo 2010/01/24(Sun)00:29 No. 117738 ID: f35d0a
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>>117732

"I am just passing through. What place is this?"
"What the heck?! This is Cackleraft! The place where the Fountain of CW is located! How the hell do you NOT know this place?!"

Latzo 2010/01/24(Sun)00:43 No. 117743 ID: f35d0a
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"Don't tell me you don't even know what the fountain of CW is."

I nod. He sighs in great disbelief.

"The Fountain of CW is right there. It grants you wishes yadda yadda now get the fuck out of here 'coz you can't use that."

>>117743
Ask him why not.

In all likelihood you can't fight them all and well, it seems like some kind of gang that's either preventing people from using the fountain or charging for its use. Typical. Still, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the fountain of wishes would be the best way to get to your creator so... What do YOU think would be the best way to get about getting to it?

>>117743
...is...is that a cockwaffle?

Suggestion 2010/01/24(Sun)20:05 No. 118146 ID: 3297aa
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>>118068