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Suggestion 2010/01/16(Sat)17:42 No. 111971 ID: 36d6da
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I had a nightmare...
...it didn't go away when I woke up.

They'll kill me if they find me. I can't go back now, they'll have figured it out.

>>111971

You should of thought about that BEFORE you failed to perform your duties. What will you countrymen think of you now?

>>111971
Well, what do you want out of life?
The decision has been made, all you can do now is aim and launch yourself after it.

...Might need some course corrections occasionally, but that's par for the course.

Suggestion 2010/01/16(Sat)17:44 No. 111975 ID: 36d6da
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I don't know where to go, but I have my map with me. The black triangles are established bases, the green is swamp, and the yellow is desert. All of the caves and towns are labeled here, but I can't think of where I'd go to. Everyone is going to shoot at me!

The red line is the front, and the X is my current whereabouts... I think.

>>111975
Not EVERYONE, my friend!
True you cannot go back to any kobold places with a sergal in tow, but Kobold bases and towns are not the only places in the world!
What you need to do is go FURTHER behind 'enemy' lines. It might not be easy getting them to trust a kobold, but I'm sure SOMEONE who is opposing your old army will be willing to take you in!
At the very least we can make sure the child is safe.
We should head for the town due east of here first I think. Since it is closest.
...
>CLEARLY LABELED MAP
Yeeeah, we're gonna need you to read all of this scribledygook.

So the plan is to get rid of the Sergal in a way that's non-lethal for both of you, right?
What do you know about her kind? Like where some living ones might be.

And go into more detail about the front-line thing. Are you still on the cutebold side of it and who exactly is on the other side?

i don't think any race will accept a sergal ... killing a Kobold and a Sergal could be like a festivity for them.

Is there some kind of neutral city around?
Maybe you can find Rebels, other Sergals or just a place to hide in the mass.

And the kid will ask questions ... you better think about what you'll say to her.

Triplilmus 2010/01/16(Sat)18:26 No. 112008 ID: 36d6da
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>>111986
I don't have anything to wear but my uniform! They will too shoot at me!
Those are just enemy town names, they're not important. I can't really say them anyway. They're all just gibberish.

>>111995
I don't have a plan! What did I do? This is bad, bad.
I'm west of the battle front, but there are probably scouts around everywhere. We came from the East.

Right now I'm in this barn. There's a big copper barrel with a hose coming off of it and some bottles. There's wheat growing through the door, I'm pretty sure this is abandoned. The copper barrel is all full of blue rust like copper makes.

Looks like you have four basic options.
Either you can throw yourself at the mercy of your countrymen and hope to convince some of them to mutiny alongside you, with the girl as proof, or you can join the Sergals, and hope for the best, or you can find a little place for the two of you to hide forever, or you can find some currently unknown creatures who will take you both in.

You should probably explore around before deciding which.

What kind of useful or marketable skills do you have?

>>112008
What's that yellow stuff in the bottle? Looks like eggs.

>>112008
Examine tube of tennis balls.

>>112008

This was probably a still. Moonshine makin'

>>112008
look at the yellow bottle then go up the ladder

What's that in the leftmost bottle?

>>112008
THEN GO NAKED
...Yeah I guess that is a problem isn't it.
Mm. I guess you could find something to stain or dye your uniform so it doesn't look like a uniform?
Idunno.

You could try to ask Jiri where to go, maybe she knows about relatives or friends of her parents. You know, the parents you merciless slaughtered.

And examine the copper barrel closer, it probably really was used for moonshine making. If it shows any signs of recent use people might show up eventually. Not necessary nice people though.

Also climb the ladder and see if something interesting is up there.

Hey. Next destination: That swamp nearby.

>>112008
I think you should go southwest. If you just go far enough then people may not know of the war. Or you could get far enough away that people don't care about the war. If you just look hard enough there is always places where you can stay.

>>112008
Looks like a Moonshine still.

I don't know what you could do about the pants but you could stick the undershirt you slept in.
That should help a bit to avoid getting shot at.

Fleeing into the swamp might work. That's a good place to hide. Possibly indefinitely.

Triplilmus 2010/01/16(Sat)20:03 No. 112096 ID: 36d6da
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The bottle is full of something that looks like pee and smells like alcohol. Probably sunshine!

>>112010
Hmm, so I can get shot, get eaten, or hope to find some things that won't do either of these things?

>>112029
I don't know, she is still asleep. I don't want to wake her up, she might cry again. They will eat me anyway!

I'll check upstairs next.

>>112096

Take a sip to see if it tastes like sunshine too.

>>112096
If she cries, get her liquored up with sunshine. Yeah, it's not great to give to kids, but any port in a storm.

Pour a droplet out and see if it's flammable.

And yeah, check upstairs.

And yes. Seems like the only real option is to find a place to escape to where there's people who won't eat you. Now might be a good time to think back to old myths and legends that you may have previously dismissed as nonsense. There might be a grain of truth.

Take a sip.

Triplilmus 2010/01/16(Sat)20:31 No. 112138 ID: 36d6da
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>>112097
It is.

>>112099
That might work!

>>112105
It should be. It tastes flammable.
All the legends are about things that eat kobolds! I don't want to find those!

There's a pitchfork, and a scythe, and a window, and some spiderwebs up here.

Taste the sunshine. It will help you calm down.

>>112138
Give the sergal the pitchfork.

Tell the sergal that bad people are probably chasing us, and if she sees anyone that looks like you (that is NOT you) she should stab them with this here pitchfork.

How likely is it that you can find a place far away from raiders and kobolds, and just raise the poor girl as your own?

>>112138
There's nothing else interesting up here? Like over to the left?

Maybe you should just wait for the kid to wake up and head over to the swamp.

Oh, check behind the still.

Triplilmus 2010/01/16(Sat)21:11 No. 112228 ID: 36d6da
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>>112166
Yeah, just a sip. To calm down.

>>112181
She's just a kid!

>>112194
I don't know, I haven't been this far out yet.

>>112203
Nothing else in here but the stuff I see here.
Some farm tools and the closed window. What am I doing here? I'm good as dead, I should just wait for them to get me. Maybe I'll have another sip of this stuff.

>>112228

Buck up bitch! You got a girl depending on you! For now, let's head over to the establishment to the east. Maybe we can get some supplies and head up into the swamp.

>>112228
Open the window and look out.

Um, and no more drinking. You're going to be driving, remember?

Triplilmus 2010/01/16(Sat)21:44 No. 112290 ID: 36d6da
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Out of the window I can see a house somewhere out there.

>>112255
Fine, fine.

>>112290
Check out the hoooouse!

Go through the tall grass toward the house. Be sure to check for strange, easily capturable monsters while you go through the tall grass.

Almost a nice place to live. Almost...

Better check 'em out. Might find something useful.

Check all other vectors first, to make sure nobody's approaching.

Triplilmus 2010/01/16(Sat)22:03 No. 112334 ID: 36d6da
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Ok I can't see where I'm going here, I'm facing directly out of the barn door. Too bad that scythe is too big to use. Everything is quiet.

Jiri is awake, should I leave her here or take her with me?

>>112334
What there was no sickle? damn.

Take her with you. If she starts crying, you'll want her nearby. If bad things approach, you'll want her nearby.

Cut down the grass with the scythe.

>>112334
Well you have a compass. Go southeast for 20 paces then continue going east.

Oh, if you don't get where you want, have the girl sit on your shoulders to find out where the house is.

Triplilmus 2010/01/16(Sat)22:27 No. 112392 ID: 36d6da
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>>112366
I've found a tree!

>>112392
What vegetable is that?

Triplilmus 2010/01/16(Sat)22:42 No. 112424 ID: 36d6da
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This thing is really hard to pull up!

>>112424
Get the kid to help. What was her name again?

>>112424

Ask if the sergal girl can help you! Otherwise, pull HARDER!

Oh right, Jiri.

Pull with one had and dig with the other by sliding your fingers down the side into the crumbled ground created by the friction. Get more leverage that way.

Triplilmus 2010/01/16(Sat)22:56 No. 112492 ID: 36d6da
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>plorp!

What is thi-

Shake it and see if it does anything. We got to hang on to this guy, no matter what.

>>112492
An Oddish!

Let's name it Onionhead and hug it and love it forever.

>>112492

Keep it! Call it Odd! See if it'll follow along behind you.

It's an oddish fool.

Give it a kiss.

Cover your ears. That's one demented Oddish. I hear their scream can kill you.

yell vine whip at it

Gently lick it.

>>112526

Tickle it gently beneath the chin. Give it some sunshine.

licking tiem

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2010/01/16(Sat)23:21 No. 112599 ID: 05b020
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>>112568
>>112582
>>112584

>pokemon
Not even CSF is safe today.

"Um... H... Hello?"

Dirtbag 2010/01/16(Sat)23:30 No. 112629 ID: e3f578
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Oh sweet bajeesus

beautiful isnt it...
just makes you want to... lick it

brace for impact

Suggestion 2010/01/16(Sat)23:32 No. 112636 ID: 62489a
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>>112624

I think you drank too much sunshine, Trip. You're hallucinating.

CLOSER
DAMNIT WE CAN GET CLOSER
LICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER
LICK IT LIKE YOUVE NEVER LICKED BEFORE

feels tasty dont it
give it a try. i guarantee you wont regret it

It's GONNA SCREAM

Oh god.

PUNCH IT NOW

>>112703

I.... uh... WHA

Watch it in fascination.

Kiss it you crazy fool!

Throw it away already!

>>112723

Tell it to stop yelling.

>>112723
Holy mother of christ drop it and run.

Shut it up

with your tongue

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)00:09 No. 112746 ID: 36d6da
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OW MY EARS!

>>112746

Wrap it in your jacket! Block the light from its eyes!

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)00:18 No. 112758 ID: 36d6da
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>>112752
It ran off when I dropped it! Jiri says it went in the tree.

>>112758
In the tree? Or up it?

Ask her how exactly she got here so fast.

>>112828
we toke her with us

leave it alone ... you're not going to eat that thing so why should you go after it

It would make a good grenade. Blindfold it so it's calm, then unwrap and throw for a sonic assault.

Do you suppose it's good to eat?

Let's go investigate the nearest house. Maybe we can come back and it'll be calm.

oh god it's a mandrake all along

>>112758
Light the tree on fire. Or just go towards the farmhouse and see if there is anything useful there.

I still think your best bet is to get as far away from the war as you possibly can. You were lied to about the nature of your enemies, maybe you were also lied to about the nature of the world.

>>112758

D'aww. She's adorable.

Tell her to back off. It could be dangerous.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)10:53 No. 113017 ID: 36d6da
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>>112763
She said "in" the tree.

I'll head to the farmhouse, it should be due east of here.

Tell her to watch the tree and be sure and grab it as soon as it comes back out. maybe waggle some foods for it. We've got to catch that guy.

Let's ignore the mandrake that may or may not have been a hallucination.

Enter the crumbling house that may collapse at any moment!

>>113017
GET THAT ODDISH.

>>113023

Go get the Oddish! You can use your jacket to cover its eyes!

Just let Jiri try to capture it.
Something like this might help her to cope with the situation and you don't want her around when you explore the house anyways.

Also, explore the house

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)11:16 No. 113044 ID: 36d6da
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OK, we go back to the other tree.

Jiri is very insistent that it went in the tree, not up it. She points between the roots. I don't see a hole or anything here, though I feel a little bit dizzy.

>>113044
approach tree, enter Halloween Town

>>113044
Um... I don't think this is a good idea. Go back to the house.

Sounds like magic, assuming there is any magic around. Do you know anything about magic around this area?
Use science, a.k.a a long branch, to analyze this mystery.

Reach in through the knot at the roots.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)11:49 No. 113071 ID: 36d6da
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>A secret has been revealed!

It just... disappears. There's no resistance or anything. It's fine when I pull it back out. It's like there's a hole there, just right in the roots of the tree. It's not a big hole. The stuff to the sides is all solid.

>>113071
You know, with those roots like that, it's a bit like a vagina.

Put... put your nose in it.

>>113071
That's very weird. Um. Stick your head in and look around.

Can you fit your face through, to see what is on the other side? If it didn't heart the stick, it shouldn't hurt you.

Maybe try some less essential part before stick your head in it.
Like your pinky or something.

>>113081
Yeah sticking a vital part of your anatomy through strange holes isn't the best survival tactic. Use your pinky.

>>113071
this quest gets just more awesome every time i look after it

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)13:25 No. 113138 ID: 36d6da
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I get really dizzy when I get close to it. I stick my finger through, it feels cool and a bit dry. My stomach is churning, all I've had today was some really strong liq- HUURRK

>>113138
Well this seems like a bad thing to keep messing with.

Go poke around the farmhouse and also make sure that Jiri hasn't gone and gotten herself lost or dead.

>>113138
Aim your projectile vomit into the hole.

We can't let that oddish get away! Into the breach, young Kobold!

>>113138
Vomit into the strange hole! That will show that fucking Oddish to run away from you. Then you should check out the farmhouse for food. You really should get some breakfest.

Back off, stop messing with it.

>>113138
if you can't get in it, it's useless as hideout.
and if you can't get something out of it ... why stay?
Look if you find something in the house.
Remember you need new clothes.

Poke it with a stick.

You drank alcohol. It's really no surprise to be dizzy and pukey.

Continue playing with it. It might lead to some interesting results!!

Hey, try closing your eyes and see if the dizziness stops. It might just be the sight of the hole causing it. If you can get close to it with your eyes closed and not feel anything wrong, stick your head through and open them to look around.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)14:12 No. 113213 ID: f0fac0
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It still makes me dizzy but I don't feel like puking any more. That was probably the liquor. I can't fit my whole head in, but it smells dusty, like under a chair or something. It's also cool.

>>113213
Damn, we'll never know what's in there. Stick your arm in and feel around.

>>113213
Feel around with your tongue. What does it taste like?

do baby sergals have narrower heads?

Maybe use your hand, instead of you nose or tongue, to feel around in the hole?
I know it's a crazy idea, but it might work.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)14:31 No. 113242 ID: f0fac0
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>>113227
A dirty floor.

>>113230
Her head is bigger than mine!

>>113240
>>113214
it's definitely a dirty floor, I can feel something hard and round.

>>113242
Grab it and give it a few good yanks.

>>113242
Try and take the thing out.

Grab it and pull it out. Stuff it right into your jacket, whatever it is, so that if it's the oddish it won't see the light and scream.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)14:46 No. 113261 ID: f0fac0
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It looks like some kind of grenade!

>>113261
Click the button. Click it click it click it!

>>113261
Throw it. Yell "GO POKEBALL" and see what happens.

>>113261
0____________o

Throw the grenade!

Fuuuuck!!
That's like "Wolves of the Calla" all over again.

Trapper!/KLERUSqLU 2010/01/17(Sun)15:02 No. 113296 ID: 4f3def
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>>113261
That's a trap device ... look if there's something in it.
throw it or click the button.

You wait for that oddish to come back you stupid little shit, and then you throw that ball at it.

>>113297
To catch a pokemon you have to weaken it first.

GET THE FORK!!! or use your mighty moonshine spit attack ....

Phantom 2010/01/17(Sun)15:15 No. 113317 ID: 1831fc
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THIS CAN ONLY END WELL.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)15:33 No. 113336 ID: f0fac0
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OK I'll push the button and throw the device!

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)15:36 No. 113340 ID: f0fac0
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Pwoosh? It must not be a grenade.

Well, how am I going to find it now? I threw it as far as I could into the grass.

>>113336
Observe what happens to the ball and its surrounding area. Do you notice a strange creature appearing?

Also, do you have a very strong throwing arm or is the ball accelerated by a unknown force?

>>113340
Go to where you threw the thing.

I think we just released a Traveler, guys.

>>113340
It's biological weaponry!

Rip two pieces of shirt, hook your biggest loogie on 'em, and put them on your nose, as to breath through it. Run away as far as possible as fast as possible with a preference to higher places.

>>113340
It could be a smoke grenade or a flare!

If its a flare then we're about to have company... and that'll be VERY BAD

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)15:50 No. 113367 ID: f0fac0
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I don't hear anything, there's no light or cloud of anything.

>>113347
I don't know where it is. It's out in the grass somewhere.

>>113367
Go look for it.

Go find it, you worthless little shit.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)15:57 No. 113377 ID: f0fac0
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OK I'm looking for it. Where do I go?

>>113377
Well you threw it straight. So go straight in the direction you threw it in and use the compass to keep on track.

Go the same direction you through in it.

>>113377
15 paces south, 3 paces east.

Suggestion 2010/01/17(Sun)16:05 No. 113385 ID: 15f6d6
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You know which way you threw it. Walk perpendicular to that direction, counting your steps, then take a couple steps in the direction of the throw, and go the opposite direction for the same number of steps. Keep going till you find the fucking pokeball you stupid turd.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)16:06 No. 113386 ID: f0fac0
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>>113383
Hmm, it's not here. I can always get back to the tree, but I don't know where the ball is.

>>113385
That could take all day!

>>113386
Have Jiri get on top of your shoulders and look around. The thing probably displaced some grass.

have the sergal kid hoist you up on her shoulders, see if that will get your head high enough over the grass to get a better idea of where you are, and where it might have landed

Trapper!/KLERUSqLU 2010/01/17(Sun)16:10 No. 113393 ID: 4f3def
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ask if Jiri can smell something ... the creature or the ball

>>113386
What else do you have to do today? Get eaten by monsters or killed by your own guys for being a treasonous traitor? Get to work! That thing could be important.

Can she climb the tree and see it from there? If not, shoulder hoisting might be a good idea.

Jiri 2010/01/17(Sun)16:34 No. 113420 ID: f0fac0
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>>113396
I can see it! The Nose Kid is rustling around in the grass down there. I can see where he is too!

Okay, Jiri, you have to tell him how to walk to get him to the ball. Like, tell him to go left some, and then walk forward, etc. until he gets to it.

>>113420
call out directions to the nose kid to lead him to the red ball

Jiri 2010/01/17(Sun)16:37 No. 113432 ID: f0fac0
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He found it!

>>113432
*Wild XXX appears!!* ... a ball but no creature? ... it can't be he caught something without even aiming for it ...

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)16:44 No. 113440 ID: f0fac0
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OK I've got the ball back, and we are back at the house.

>>113440
Try activating it at close-range now. :D

Look under the house for treasure. There's usually treasure under houses.

>>113440

Poor Jiri looks tired.

Do we have any food?

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)17:13 No. 113476 ID: f0fac0
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>>113445
Umm, not really.

Under the house there are a lot of spider webs and bugs and rocks. There's a hole in the floor too.

It is your sacred duty as a tiny creature to crawl through that hole.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)17:50 No. 113497 ID: f0fac0
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There's some kind of silken webbing in here, big as a rope! I had to cut through it with my knife to get through. I think I see a dresser under there.

>>113497
is that a massive hole to your right there? or is that just the door? If it's a hole, shine your light in there, it it's just the door, try and cut your way to the dresser

See if the web is sticky. If it will sticky you up where you cant move then don't go. Otherwise, go over there and cut open the dresser.

...I'm not sure we want to meet the spider that these webs belong to. Get out your gun.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)18:44 No. 113539 ID: f0fac0
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It's not sticky, just tough. Like silk ropes.

There are some large clothes in the dresser, as well as a dagger and a bag of coins.

>>113539
See if you look good in the clothes.

[[There are two doors in here as well, one leads to the front room, and another that leads to the side room]]

Fuck yes! Are the coins boldloons or something else? Take everything but the clothes.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)19:05 No. 113554 ID: f0fac0
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The coins are some kind of fake money with some unreadable crap on them. I could wear a shirt as a robe I suppose.

>>113554
Can you tell what kind of metal they're made out of? If it's anything precious they might still be useful.

>>113554
Do it. Remove your uniform, you don't want to be wearing that, at least for now.

Take that shit. They've gotta be useful.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)19:30 No. 113587 ID: f0fac0
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This will have to do. I can leave, or go through either of the doors in here. One goes to the front room, the other goes to a side room.

>>113587
Go to the side room, young padawan.

Siderooms are for cutebolds
That is where you belong.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)20:03 No. 113616 ID: f0fac0
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>A secret has been revealed!

The side room is full of the ropey webbing, with some dark colored round things hanging from it.

Those are obviously closet hams. Harvest them.

Let's NOT disturb the horrible eggs full of tiny little spider babies that will eat us alive.

Let's explore the rest of the area.

>>113616
they are delicious food supply. or giant spider egg.

its edible! you found breakfast! and a BBEG plothook!

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)20:32 No. 113650 ID: f0fac0
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The silk is really hard to cut through! There's some kind of tough, wet ropey stuff under the silk.

>>113650
OH GOD IT'S A GIANT TESTICLE!

Suddenly get sympathy pains from this revelation.

Peel off the silk all the way down. Let's see what it is.

Triplilmus 2010/01/17(Sun)20:57 No. 113680 ID: f0fac0
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>>113654
That's silly. Why would it be hanging from the ceiling?

>>113655
Some kind of leathery veiny layer is under the silk. It's moist.

>>113680
Poke it.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2010/01/17(Sun)21:04 No. 113689 ID: 05b020
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>>113680
I'm horrified. Please continue the dissection doctor.

Put your flashlight up against the veiny stuff. Maybe you can see a baby silhouette. You have a flashlight, right?

Better not go sticking your knife in it until we know what you'll be hurting.

Check the other room you haven't yet checked, if there's no more clues here.

Does it make a sound?

its attatched to something. check the ceiling, remove as much silk you can.

blow on it and see if the moisture re-secretes itself or if the moisture dries.

What does it taste like?

>>113680
... i hope you have a lighter ... looks like you'll have to burn whatever comes out of that thing with your moonshine

>>113680
That is simply gross. It's no use, pamper away.

Open it up.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)16:03 No. 116019 ID: 498c52
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I'll investigate it first. It's warm, and soft. I think it's full of water or something. There's something inside but I can't tell what; it's big though.
There are some big tube looking things holding it to the ceiling. The webbing around it doesn't hold it up at all.
>>113701
The other door has a whole lot of webbing over it, it will take a while to cut through.

>>116019
Tear that shit open and drink whatever's inside.

Tear that shit open. Do not drink what's inside.

Do not open the EGG. We do not want to piss off its mother.

Get the hell out of here, you don't actually need an alien poop in a bubble.
You've got your new clothes, grab the Sergal and get back on the road.
You have to somehow fix your situation, and no time to mess around with weird shit.

We can't find out what's inside without destroying it.

We'll feel really bad if it's some kind of cute insect baby or something.

Let's go check the other unexplored room in here.

Cut it open!

There are tons of these things. Opening one to see what's inside won't hurt anything.

Leave NOW! Pissing off a giant cave spider is not worth whatever wealth you can gain from here.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)16:30 No. 116055 ID: 498c52
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I'm not sure what to do, let me check behind the other door first. There's some more webbing behind it.

>>116055
Cut the webbing.

No don't cut the webbing. Cut the testicle.

Cut the door webbing.

Cut through the door webbing and examine what's beyond.

I guess door is better than the poop thing, if you insist on fucking around here.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)17:17 No. 116091 ID: 498c52
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I cut through the door a bit and peek in. There are some coins on the floor, as well as some silverware. I can hear the sound of a woman softly sobbing. Something's moving around outside the door but I can't make it out.

Woman sobbing? You may have to kick some ass.

I don't suppose you have a gun?

If you do, draw it and call a challenge.

That's some arm bones over there.

Yeah, sure, why not. Yell into the darkness: "HELLO LADY I CAME TO HELP."

Witch! Flashlights off!

Don't yell you faggot.
You should be small and lightweight enough to sneak towards the voice.
We wan always decide when we know what we're dealing with.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)17:53 No. 116121 ID: 498c52
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The voice is coming from ... the ceiling!!!


I hear Jiri! "Hello? Is anyone in there?"


The sobbing continues...

>>116121
oh shit is it some kind of mimic?

GTFO before it drops on you

Um, yeah. I get the feeling the sobbing is just something to draw people close.

Like a Witch.

Let's not startle the witch.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

>>116091
its a trap. a spider-woman had babies there, she is using live bait to feed the youngling.

i actualy deleted because of the update ._. run dude, but stab the egg first.

>>116121
Tell Jiri to stay out of the house! Aim your gun at the thing.

Slowly back away.

Get the girl and get the hell out. You aren't equipped to handle this thing.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)18:21 No. 116155 ID: 498c52
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I get out of the room! I can hear it say something....

hello thhhere little girrrl, where is yourrr mommy?
"She is gone away, the Nose Kid said he would help me find her. Where are you? What's the matter, why are you crying?"
I am in thisss rroom, in the corrnerr. I am crrrying forrr my childrrrenn. I am verrry sssick, Can you hhhelp me?

>>116155
wat? how did Jiri get in there? rescue the little sergal girl!

again!

>>116155
For fucks sake, shoot it!

YELL FOR JIRI TO GET BACK, IT'S A TRAP!

SHOOT THE DAMN THING A LOT UNTIL YOU KNOW IT'S DEAD.

>>116164
In b4 Triplilmus guns down an Innocent mother of 3000

IT'S A TRAP

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)19:28 No. 116237 ID: 498c52
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"GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!!"
Jiri runs, and the thing screams and drops from the webbing!

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)19:30 No. 116239 ID: 62489a
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>>116237
YES! YES!

THIS IS DELICIOUS!

>>116237
win. check said corner.

after degutting the worm.

also thats breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)20:11 No. 116287 ID: 498c52
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>WHOOOSH!

I DON'T THINK I'VE GOT TIME TO LOOK AROUND RIGHT NOW!!!!
It screams at me in some language I don't understand!

Yell "Jiri! Run!"

Run after her.

>>116287
...Throw the strange ball at it.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)20:43 No. 116309 ID: 498c52
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Jiri is already out the door!

Uh oh, I missed!

SHOOT AT IT MORE

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)20:50 No. 116318 ID: 498c52
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There's a flash, and the monster is gone, but the ball is shaking wildly across the floor!

PRESS DOWN + A + B

>>116318
POUNCE ON THE BALL AND HOLD IT SHUT!

Quick mash all the buttons but B

Press B each time it shakes.

No, you fools, don't press B! B is the cancel button! Mash every other button!

Also jump on it and start swearing. A nonstop stream of profanities and oaths should be leaving your mouth as you wrestle with the ball.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)21:02 No. 116340 ID: 498c52
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It hasn't stopped shaking yet, what should I do?

>>116340
Try to keep it closed, watch out and make sure you don't press the button.

Also swear. Loudly and nonstop.

>>116340
KEEP AT IT UNTIL IT STOPS SHAKING!

Get out of there! Take Jiri and get out of the building!

>>116343
Try to keep it closed!

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)21:28 No. 116382 ID: 498c52
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[cutscene]

Triplilmus: DON'T DIE. Also now would be a nice opportunity for diplomacy. Diplomacy without bullets.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)22:00 No. 116422 ID: 498c52
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That was... a bad idea... I think my eye is gone... I'm bleeding from the gut..

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)22:02 No. 116426 ID: 498c52
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[cutscene over, and an inventory check]

>>116422
CAN YOU SEE OUT OF BOTH EYES.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)22:04 No. 116431 ID: 62489a
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>>116422
FLY YOU FOOL!

Soldier up, you have a child to take care of.

It doesn't look gone, but it definitely looks injured, you're going to have to fix that up as soon as you possibly can. Recommending cloth tear, make a bandage.

>>116422
Oh god what did you people do?! D:

Okay. Sit yourself up, soldier. We need to assess the damage.
And you aren't dying today, so don't even think about it! You have a child to take care of!
You will not give up until the mission is complete, do you hear me?!

Assess whether the wound is mortal.

Stop and think of the nearest monster town. If you're going to die, you have to tell Jiri where to go. You have to tell her what to do if she is now alone.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)22:16 No. 116448 ID: 498c52
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>>116430
no, but I can see... something out of my remaining eye...
I wish I woulda paid more attention during first aid..
Youu little monsssterrrr...

>>116448
bitch gonna eatcha.

>>116448
No, YOU are the monsters.

Now go get me a sammich.

Say "I w-won't let you kill her."

Take aim.

>>116448
(FUUUCK)
Okay. Aim for the eyes. We are not letting it hurt Jiri.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)22:21 No. 116457 ID: 62489a
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>>116448
DON'T DIE TRIPLILMUS!

Take out the grenade and pull the pin.

Say that if it comes any closer you'll drop it and kill you both.

Say that you already lost everything for her sake, you are fully prepared to do it again.

Pull out your lighter. Say you'll burn the whole place down, eggs too, unless it helps you.

This situation feels familiar. Like, the reverse of what happened in the house you found Jiri in.

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)22:49 No. 116471 ID: 498c52
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"This is a primed grenade. If I drop it, it explodes, and kills us both."

You wouldn't kill a motherrr and her childrren I can hear the thing's words coming from somewhere behind its head.
There is a brief ringing in my ears, and the monster recoils.
You have! You hhhhorrrible little tthhing! Hhhow do I know you whhhil not do it anywhhay?

>>116471
Because she might need me.
Now get out of the way, or I might drop this from too much jawing with you.

>>116471
"I'm better now. I didn't know there was more than my people and monsters. Now I know there's everyone and everything in-between. I've got to take care of that child you tried to eat, what you do, so long as you let me go, is none of my business. Surely as a mother, you understand a father-of-sorts' need to protect their own."

>>116471
"I have enough things to regret. I just want to protect Jiri. I can't do that if I die here. Can you help me?"

>>116471
>There is a brief ringing in my ears
it's also psychic!?! welp it was nice knowing you trip.

"I don't want to kill any more. But I won't let Jiri die."

Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)23:02 No. 116489 ID: 67c611
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>>116471
Yo, bold guy.

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Suggestion 2010/01/21(Thu)23:03 No. 116490 ID: 498c52
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"I'm getting away from all that. It's not like that any more. I'm taking care of that child you were going to eat-' You are stupid.
"You can shut up. I'm getting tired of holding this thing."

Ffffine thhhen monssterrr. Whhat do you whhant?