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111833 No. 111833 ID: 4ce1b0

I could be a farmer or a miller or a shopkeeper and live a life that's nice and safe and quiet... and boring. I'm going to live a life with some excitement.
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No. 111834 ID: 4ce1b0
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111834

So, this is excitement?

"Hurry up! We don't want to stand out here all day.

This goblin is relishing this moment far too much. I'm not sure what it's supposed to mean yet though.

"Shut yer hole! I'm doin' it!"
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No. 111837 ID: 4ce1b0
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111837

I joined a band of mercenaries, all kinds of weird people from all kinds of races. Doing anything for money, going all over the place. It's the exciting life I was looking for, I think...

Now we're besieging an entire castle. I haven't even been here that long. This is kind of a big step.

"Don't look so worried, kid. Nako knows her shit, I hope.

"Cram it, you ugly throw rug! Just sit back and enjoy the show!"
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No. 111838 ID: 4ce1b0
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111838

These walls are huge. There's an army of soldiers stationed to defend it. I don't see how we're ever supposed to get insi-
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No. 111839 ID: cd8727

Hello! You are either insane, cursed/enchanted or carrying an ancient artifact of unreliable power. Or perhaps you simply have unusual thought processes?

Congratulations!

I would duck if I were you.
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No. 111840 ID: 4ce1b0
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111840

Whoa...

"I think you used too much powder!

"Never!"

I can barely hear Dagnyr cackling over the roar of it all.
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No. 111841 ID: 4ce1b0
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111841

Pretty though...
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No. 111842 ID: 4ce1b0
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111842

Here we go! I can barely think straight. I guess it's time to get in there.
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No. 111844 ID: 126e1b

>Nako

So.... prequel?
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No. 111847 ID: 119b5c

What the hay?
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No. 111848 ID: 9e9b47

>>111842

Go inside and take things that don't belong to you.
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No. 111849 ID: fe0817

Nako was a mage? Or did she get all her cutebolds to cast fireball?

Anyone else getting Mudyquest flashback?
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No. 111850 ID: f21281

>>111849
Explosives. She's lighting a fuse in the second panel.
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No. 111851 ID: 2a9016

So what are you exactly, kid? A minotaur?
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No. 111856 ID: 4ce1b0
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111856

>>111851
Hey! I am pretty sure I'm some kind of dragon crossbreed thing.

You know... with a kobold or maybe a half-kobold... I'm all messed up, alright? I DON'T KNOW!
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No. 111859 ID: 5696d4
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111859

I see. Information about your parents, then?
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No. 111860 ID: f44349

>>111856
>You know... with a kobold or maybe a half-kobold...
Perfect!
My specialty~
Don't worry, kid. You are destined for great things!
...Some of those things might involve like... incest or something. But still!
GREAT THINGS

Now sally forth, you mongrel! Go kill some dudes and earn your wages!
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No. 111862 ID: cf41a7

Nako huh... that a common Goblin name?
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No. 111864 ID: 119b5c

>>111856
Oh good, you can hear us! Awesome! Time for some lootin' Some killin' and some rape-er...Let's leave the last one out for now!

So, what's happenin' down at the wall?
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No. 111866 ID: 6834bc

>>111856
Hello! Today is your lucky day! You've opted in to receive special offers and free advice from time to time, designed to help you accomplish tasks that might seem impossible. Should you choose to accept it, we're here to help you with whatever you might need. There are absolutely no downsides to this offer. No catch-22s! Isn't that nice?

Now, let's get started.
Dagnyr looks like she needs a kiss. You should get right on that.
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No. 111869 ID: fe0817

Now, you should get yourself a black mage hat pronto. It will bring out your inner inces... no, power.
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No. 111870 ID: 5a2e05

Hey kid, got any sisters?

Even ones you don't know about yet?
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No. 111876 ID: e828f5

Hello! I'm the cynical but logical voice in your head. One of many. Listen to me, and we'll go far! At least, further than we'd get if you listened to any of those other guys. Anyway, nice little team you've got there. Looks to me like the only thing you can do at the moment is what you were paid to do... Oh wait, what was that exactly? I mean you said mercenary company, but what's your job and who hired you? Also... the three of you... that the whole company?
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No. 111881 ID: 4ce1b0
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111881

>>111862
I think so, but I'm not sure.
>>111864
We're rushing the opening. The defenders weren't expecting it and we have them off guard.
>>111866
I'm not kissing Dagnyr.
>>111870
How would I know that?
>>111876
It's probably your basic one noble hates another noble and starts a war over whatever it is they want. I don't need to question, as long as I get paid. We also have a whole contingent of soldiers with us. I think Dagnyr and Nako just wanted to keep an eye on me because I'm new.

"Stop spacing out! You're gonna get an axe in the face!"
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No. 111883 ID: 3f0216

>>111881
Don't get an axe in the face.
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No. 111884 ID: 6834bc

>>111881
It's okay, you can kiss Dagnyr later.
Call Nako a crazy cat lady, then concentrate on not getting axefaced.

It's like getting shitfaced, but instead of booze going down your gullet, it's cold steel and death. Not nearly as tasty or fun.
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No. 111885 ID: cf41a7

>>111881
you need to get yourself a shield or something.. because that outfit you are wearing looks rather unarmored.. you're probably luck that most of the guard in here are going to be shellshocked for the next minute or so.
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No. 111886 ID: e828f5

Okay well I'd agree that you probably should concentrate on the battle foremost. Either stay with the group's unified front or, if y'all are more individual warriors than soldiers, do whatever it is that you do best. Are you REALLY here to raze the entire castle?

Also don't go doing anything reckless unless you're getting a bonus for each confirmed kill or something. No need for heroism when you're a merc. Still, keep an eye on your two friends and see if you can spy anything interesting... My senses tingle that in situations like these, there's always some ancient relic or captured princess that one might stumble across.
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No. 111887 ID: c0f3bf

Would you happen to have any superpowers?
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No. 111919 ID: 119b5c

>>111881
Stab and weave. That's the plan, and don't stray too far from your er...unit. If you see an opportunity when the surge pushes past a lock-house or something, lets do some lootin.

On a completely unrelated note. What exactly IS your gender?
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No. 111924 ID: 4ce1b0
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111924

>>111887
I can do this.
>>111919
I will do that, but how confused am I that I don't even know my own gender. I'm definitely-

"Quit showin' off and push forward!
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No. 111925 ID: b14128

>>111886
>>111885
Listen to these guys, they sound like they know what they're doing. No heroics, unless you're getting paid for heroics, and try to score yourself some armor (If you don't already have any) and a shield. And -keep your eyes out-, when we voices are around, big stuff tends to go down shortly after we arrive, even if things are normal-seeming at the start
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No. 111927 ID: b14128

>>111924
Ooo, that's a useful ability. Anyway, yeah, finish off the dude with the spear your fire-breath missed, and... Actually, exactly where are we pushing forward -to-?. We goin' straight for the keep?
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No. 111930 ID: e828f5

Okay so you can breathe fire. Cool, but beware of making too much of a spectacle of yourself. Seem important or powerful, you become a target for opportunists or wannabe heroes. Do what you need to in order to survive, and otherwise do your job.

And then I'm sure you'll remember to look at the stitching of your shirt behind your neck, which will show you that your name is CLAUS and that you are thus a BOY.
~:3
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No. 111932 ID: f21281

>>111924
Set some buildings on fire instead. Good way to cause panic and chaos.
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No. 111933 ID: cf41a7

>>111924
hot damn boy.. erh lady erh.. nevermind... Anyhow I can see why they hired you. Still like I said you should invest in a shield of some kind an go full out board n' sword.
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No. 111935 ID: b14128

>>111932
Noooooo, don't. That might damage any shinies in the castle. Or at least make them harder to get. Probably also make it harder for the troops you're serving with to get around, and might piss off your employer for doing more damage to the castle than needed, too.

...Then again, since your pals -did- blow a hole in the entire damn wall... I dunno, raze with caution.
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No. 111942 ID: 6834bc

>>111930
What are you on about? She is obviously a girl.
Or are you trying to imply that she is so ugly as to look like a boy?
Anyway Rynh, keep on keepin' on. Burn some doods and sack some castles.
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No. 111949 ID: 4ce1b0
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111949

I can go up the tower to the parapet and try to get in that way or I can try to break down the door into the main hall. I'm not sure which way to go.
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No. 111951 ID: e828f5

Parapet. Definetly want to go that way. They'll have less room to dodge your breath attack.

LOOK IN PANTS. DETERMINE GENDER TO BE MALE.
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No. 111954 ID: b14128

>>111949
Well, the main hall is the... Main hall. They probably expect you to attack there, and you -never- attack someplace the enemy expects you to attack, with the possible exception of if you're completely certain they can't do a damn thing about it. Tower. Let the rank and file soldiers attack the main hall and get bogged down in a bloody melee.
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No. 111956 ID: 6834bc

>>111951
In the middle of a fight? That's like asking the enemy "Please cut my head off."

I do second the parapet, though. Breaking into the main hall seems like a predictable tactic, they could have set up an ambush for you there.
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No. 111965 ID: cf41a7

>>111949
Parapet... no way to dodge your flames there.
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No. 112021 ID: fe0817

Take off your pants. It helps with mobility. Trust us, we did it in the past with another person. A little girl, in fact, who thought all couples should dance poka.
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No. 112044 ID: 4ce1b0
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112044

I climb the tower and get up on the wall. Damn it, someone is already up here.

"Wot's all da noiz about? I'z tryin' ta sleep."
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No. 112045 ID: 632862

>>112044
Kill it with fire.
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No. 112046 ID: 476456

yell "The bastards, they're invading, they've overrun the courtyard!"
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No. 112047 ID: 5a2e05

>>112044
Tell him his shift's over and the noise is a party going on downstairs.
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No. 112049 ID: 3416ec

"Hi! I'm selling these fine leather jackets..."
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No. 112052 ID: f21281

You appear to be a very girly boy.

Anywho, just start shouting "THEY'RE HERE! THEY'RE HERE AND THEY'RE RAPING ALL THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN! GOD HELP US ALL!"
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No. 112060 ID: e828f5

inform him that picking his ears is a filthy habit. Then I'd go with >>112046 and suggest that you pretend to be on his side, see if you can get him to go past you whilst you "go for reinforcements"... then when he's got his back to you, CHECKMATE.
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No. 112062 ID: ec4966

Say "We're supposed to be watching out for OH NO BEHIND YOU!"

Then stab him.
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No. 112072 ID: 4ce1b0
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112072

"They've overrun the courtyard!"

"Oh... Dat ain't gud."

"Go for reinforcements!"

"Eh? Roight!"
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No. 112076 ID: e828f5

I'm really rather torn. I generally don't approve of tricking someone into their death, but on the other hand you're a mercenary, and business means killing. So go for a killing blow. Maybe thru the back into a kidney? Or heck, if you're really brave or have some valiant undertones, just poke him in the back and order him to surrender.
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No. 112077 ID: ec4966

If he turns around, stab him in the back.
If he runs past you, stab him in the back.
If he stands there confused, point at a random thing and then do the above.
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No. 112090 ID: 476456

I Was gonna say "Go look" and then shove him off the rampart but backstabbing works too.
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No. 112104 ID: 9e9b47

>>112072

Say "Actually, WE'RE the reinforcements. Fall in, soldier! I'm your new commander, so off with rock and on with sock!"
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No. 112112 ID: b14128

Actually, I'd almost suggest that you tell the orc/ogre to go down to the courtyard to help out with the fighting, while saying you will go to get reinforcements. It goes down to get slaughtered by superior numbers, you head into the keep.

Still, you already told -him- to get reinforcements, so you might need to backstab him or shove him off the wall. Or just follow him in pretending you're on his side. Whastever works.
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No. 112114 ID: 009604

"You are out of uniform soldier. Go find a skirt and put it on, pronto!"
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No. 112210 ID: 4ce1b0
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112210

"No time! We have to stop them ourselves! Look here!"

"Eh? Wot? I dun see nothin'."

"If we cut them off right there, we can drive them back."

"Ah still don't see nothin'."
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No. 112216 ID: e828f5

You adorable fool! Well, lacking the backstab opportunity tell him it doesn't matter what he thinks he sees or doesn't see, he's got a job to do and you've got to keep moving. then huff past him... and backstab
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No. 112239 ID: 009604

Trust me, i'm a strategist!
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No. 112243 ID: 4ce1b0
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112243

>>112216
He's so stupid it's painful to watch...

"Iz et be'ind da gnoll?"

"Yeah... Just to the left..."
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No. 112244 ID: 9e9b47

>>112243

Suddenly decide to only knock him out.
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No. 112250 ID: 632862

>>112243
Stabby stabby.
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No. 112253 ID: e828f5

He's a big muscle type and I'd feel bad about stabbing him. pommel of sword to back of head might knock him out. make him your prisoner and soon-to-be-bodyguard-as-he-owes-you-his-life
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No. 112257 ID: 7857d9

>>112243
I feel kinda bad. Its like stabbing a 5 year old.
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No. 112260 ID: 62489a

Dagger, meet Ass.
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No. 112262 ID: 09ca88

Where's our slime?
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No. 112265 ID: 36d6da

Knock him out
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No. 112266 ID: 15f6d6

Stab that dumb fucker.
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No. 112849 ID: 4a7f32

Apply sword pommel directly to forehead. No good reason to kill him.
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No. 112952 ID: 4ce1b0
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112952

Oh damn it! This is not the time to start getting soft. If this comes back to haunt me later, I'm going to be so pissed at myself.
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No. 112953 ID: 1afd58

>>112952
I'd like to haunt you in the tailpipe if you know what i mean.
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No. 112954 ID: 632862

Advance.
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No. 112957 ID: 0d13e3

You'd better hit him again just to make sure he's down. These big dumb ones are notorious for their thick skulls.
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No. 112958 ID: 9876b0

>>112952
Cut off his balls. Orc testes sell for a hefty sum.
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No. 112966 ID: 8ecfd4

>>112952
Cut his throat! You never turn your back on an enemy that's still alive. Hell I prefer to not turn my back on an enemy until I have cut off their head and mounted it on my lance.

And find a way into the main building from the walls. If you can cut off the head of the Lord of the Keep you and your company should get nice little bonus and a chance to get some of best loot.
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No. 112974 ID: b14128

>>112966
I second this guy's advice.
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No. 112985 ID: 4ce1b0
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112985

Gah! I can't leave him alive. I might end up the one stabbed in the back if I do... or clubbed, whatever.

Can't hesitate like this.
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No. 112986 ID: 9876b0

>>112985
For the glory of Amn!
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No. 112987 ID: 632862

>>112985
Well at least he died painlessly this way. Now get going.
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No. 112988 ID: 8ecfd4

>>112985
Well what are you waiting for you limpwristed pansy ass. Stab that fucker in the face until his face resembles minced meat! It's not like he's the first person you're killing, you burned a couple of guards alive a few minutes ago.
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No. 112989 ID: b14128

>>112987
You did what needed to be done, and this guy here is right, it was a quick death. And hesitation to kill in cold blood means you have a conscience, so it's not all bad.

...Anyway, time to continue.
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No. 112991 ID: 15f6d6

You are a hardcore motherfucker in your heart of hearts. You need to express that hardcore motherfuckertude or else you will end up dead in a ditch, the remains of your once-virgin asshole reduced to a bloody mess long before you died.

Prove you won't become an assraped corpse, stab that fuck.
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No. 112992 ID: ec4966

>I might end up the one stabbed in the back if I do... or clubbed, whatever.
Yeah, because he's so clever and sneaky.
Go find something important and steal it or burn it or smash it.
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No. 112993 ID: b14128

>>112988
>>112991
Guys, no, we've wasted enough time already, there's nothing practical about being bloodthirsty. Somebody could sneak up and blindside Rynh while she was mutilating the corpse, and there's a possible bonus to be had killing the castle's lord! We should keep moving.
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No. 112995 ID: b14128

...Guys, Rynh has already killed the poor sod. The blood on her sword wasn't there a second ago, and I think she knows enough about anatomy to kill somebody dead.
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No. 113000 ID: fe0817

Poor Ork... We shall always remember you and your antiques. Every remembrance day, we will bring you flowers and recount the brief moments that we knew you. Farewell, you big bro.
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No. 113001 ID: 8ecfd4

>>112995
Yes because stabbing someone through the chest leaves no blood on your sword.

S/he did stab a guard at the start of the battle. If there was no blood on the blade then I think the Drawfag forgetting to draw it is more likely than he/r having dried off the sword some time during a raging battle.
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No. 113002 ID: 119b5c

>>112985
Thing is. Maybe you aren't a merc. Maybe your something more.
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No. 113004 ID: 5a2e05

>>113002
Dream higher. Become a GOD.
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No. 113005 ID: 3a2be8

>>113004
Hey man that's just a bit too high for now... that only worked once, maybe twice that we know of... and usually we still struggle just to make a king or even a knight out of most of our charges.
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No. 113106 ID: 4ce1b0
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113106

I'll worry about morality when I'm not in a position that it will kill me to do so.

Hmm... Good. These passages should be pretty clear with everyone worried about the invasion.
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No. 113109 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113106
Hmmm, now where would the lord be at currently? If he's one that goes for personal combat he could be in the main hall where the battle is quite possibly being waged right now. Even if he's not that fond of combat he might be there to inspire the troops. Find a servants passageway or something and check it out.

If he's not there then he might be heading for his secret exit. Which, if he is sensible, would be somewhere in the celler, having a secret exit in your bedroom is like asking to be assassinated.
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No. 113110 ID: 15f6d6

Go check that next passage there.
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No. 113113 ID: b14128

Well, the lord's bedroom probably has some shiny loot, as may the armory. Does the castle have a dedicated treasury? Hrm. Last place I can think of that is likely ti have some shinies would be the main hall, but as we're all pretty much agreed that it's currently the location of a bloodbath, let's avoid there.
As for the current location of the castle's lord... I really don't know. >>113109 lays out the possibilities best I think. So, I guess it's a choice of whether you'd rather find the lord or some loot.
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No. 113115 ID: 6834bc

>>113106
As you go along, make sure you give the candleholders a gentle tug - not enough to rip it off the wall, but enough to move it if it's a hidden switch.
If, by mistake, you manage to rip one off the wall... well, you can deal with that when it comes to it.
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No. 113122 ID: 84889c

Wait, how'd we get inside again?

Also I don't like being alone like this, anyone you stumble across could be either on your side or one of them, and could you tell the difference? Even better question, could THEY tell the difference?
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No. 113123 ID: 4ce1b0
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113123

>>113115
They don't move or do anything that I can tell and I don't know the layout here, so I can't tell where the lord would be. I guess I'll just have to move through here and figure something out.
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No. 113127 ID: 15f6d6

I'd say stick to the big corridors until you see a fancy door. Don't take a candle, it'll make you not stealthy.
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No. 113130 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113123
Hmmm, there should still be servants around. Try to find one that you can ask some questions. For every time they don't answear you cut off a finger. It's not the most sophisticated torture but it usually works quite well.
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No. 113147 ID: a56bd0

>>113130
It's isn't very stealthy though, besides, one should generally aspire to a higher order than mere brutality.

Anyhow, take care to be quiet as you proceed along this passage.
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No. 113160 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113147
Well we can put a sock in their mouth before we start cutting off fingers. Then we're still stealthy and we could probably find the lord faster then. If we get his head we should land ourselves a nice bonus and a chance at the best loot.
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No. 113425 ID: 4ce1b0
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113425

Ok, I'll keep moving, but I'm not sure where to go from here. I know where the main hall is in general, but I don't know where this tunnel leads.

Maybe I should try to map out this place...
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No. 113434 ID: 15f6d6

Mapping the area would probably be a good idea. At the very least you should put hashes on the wall so you can find your way back. I'd say just wander randomly until you find something interesting.
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No. 113441 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113425
You should probably check out the main hall before you start running around elsewhere. Your intervention there could be the thing that turns the tide of battle. The more important role your mercenary company plays the more cash you're likely to get afterward. Which leads to better employment oppurtunities in the future and even more cash.
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No. 113457 ID: 4ce1b0
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113457

Alright... I'm at this little T here off the main wall, probably underground or inside the structure of the keep. The hall was over here somewhere, so this probably connects to it somewhere.

>>113441
Yeah. I've been away from the main fight for a while... Hopefully I can do something to harass the enemy from here.
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No. 113458 ID: 15f6d6

Keep going straight. Don't take the right turn that dead ends here.
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No. 113460 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113457
If you can deliver a full powered flame breath from behind at an oppurtune moment you should be able to create a breach for the attackers. You don't happen to have any grenades? The goblin obviously has explosives and with your breath attack you can light a fuse at any time.
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No. 113461 ID: 84889c

Harassing the enemy might be rather noble of you, in the sense that you'd be doing your job and all... but if you're doing your job in order to get paid, well then LOOTING AND PILLAGING fills that square pretty nice, and I don't recall any order against that in your commands, do you? So i'd continue wandering down here for a while, ready for a fight but not necessarily looking for it, and hope to the gods we find some treasury or something like that.
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No. 113465 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113461
Looting is best done once the battle is won. This isn't a town we're sacking where we only have to worry about steadfast civilians. This is a castle we're attacking and the defenders are still alive. Once we have killed all of them we can loot safely and if our company is responsible for the fall of the castle we can probably have free picks at the loot as well as a nice bonus to our pay.
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No. 113642 ID: 4ce1b0
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113642

I'll keep going straight. Damn... Three-way split.
Now where do I go?
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No. 113644 ID: c0f3bf

Breathe fire wheezily a bit. Light up each path.
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No. 113668 ID: 632862

>>113642
Turn right.
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No. 113670 ID: 62489a

>>113642

What's it feel like being in the middle of a three-way?

Is this your first time?
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No. 114008 ID: 15f6d6

Yeah, go right
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No. 114009 ID: e75a2f

Listen to your heart.

Go where it tells you to go.
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No. 114044 ID: e828f5

The trick to a maze is, at each turn, consitantly take either the leftmost or rightmost path. It will not get you to the exit the fastest, but it WILL get you there and it will keep you from accidentally doubling bath.
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No. 114048 ID: e0499d

>>114044
a.k.a: keeping one hand on the wall and continually moving along the wall.
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No. 114050 ID: 8dc9d5

Left.
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No. 114148 ID: 4ce1b0
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114148

All these passages are dark, but I can light it up enough to see. This kind of burns my throat though...

Dead end. Looks like a booze cellar.
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No. 114150 ID: 3a2be8

>>114148
Lets not use the flaming much in here, however, there should be a kitchen access somewhere nearby.
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No. 114151 ID: 632862

>>114148
...alcohol + fire = BOOM. LIGHT IT UP AND RUN!
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No. 114152 ID: b14128

I'd bet a gold piece that fiddling with that oddly-colored bottle of wine on the rack there opens a secret passage, but I don't think anybody would be stupid enough to take said bet.
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No. 114153 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114148
Do you know if they want to keep the keep? Because otherwise you could probably end the battle right there right now. Just light up the booze celler and then run out of the keep as fast as you can.

Otherwise you should look around for anything that seems odd. Booze cellers are among the more common places for emergancy exits. And find a stick that you can light on fire, then you can use it as an improvised weapon and you won't burn your throat.
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No. 114161 ID: e828f5

All right we don't exactly have a bunch of time to fiddle faddle with finding the secret passage that MIGHT exist... so just wreck all the shit in the room. Then move on if there's nothing new
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No. 114164 ID: 3a2be8

If we cause an explosion down here there is no way he can run fast enough to escape the concussion blast in these tight tunnels, he'll be turned to jelly!
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No. 114167 ID: b14128

>>114153
>>114161
Why don't we try messing with that red bottle in the third column and the second row on the shelf in the midst of green bottles before we do anything else, guys?
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No. 114169 ID: 15f6d6

Push on that strangely different brick. We need to search for secret doors.
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No. 114170 ID: 3a2be8

>>114167
This man has the right idea I think! Besides, wine is great loot.. our friends will be pissed if we destroy it.
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No. 114265 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126386988547.png - (46.36KB , 1024x768 , 23.png )
114265

The brown bottle is some kind of liquor, maybe whiskey or something. I can't see it to check for labels.

This brick pushes in and why is it so damn dark in here! I'm pretty sure something opened up and it's even darker in there! I can see a bit of light though.
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No. 114268 ID: e828f5

I'd recommend doubling back and getting a torch real quick. Safer than breathing fire to see.
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No. 114269 ID: c0f3bf

>>114268
Indeed, you need a torch.
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No. 114274 ID: 15f6d6

Yeah, just go grab a damn torch.
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No. 114331 ID: 5a9e00

Secrets unlocked 1/?
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No. 114727 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126393803055.png - (113.89KB , 1024x768 , 24.png )
114727

Fine. I'll go back for a candle or something. All this fire is making my throat sore anyway.

"The invaders are about to breach the great hall. We have to move to reinforce it!"

Oh damn it, someone is coming. Sssshit... A lot of someones.
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No. 114730 ID: c0f3bf

Is wine flammable? You could throw it on the ground ahead of you and light it with your breath when the step over it.
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No. 114734 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114727
How strong is that alcohol? How hot can you get your fire breath and how long is the range? If it's strong enough to be highly flamable I would suggest tossing it into the crowd and then letting loose with your strongest more powerful firebreath and then follow up with an immediate sword based attack on the stunned survivors.

If that's not possible then sneak towards a better ambush spot.
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No. 114741 ID: e828f5

Rather than jumping on the flammable-alcohol-breath bandwagon, I'd like to instead suggest that you simply go another way, select another route, explore alternatives, etc. And heck, if you manage to get behind this lot and then run into your allies, well you're in the perfect position to flank them a la flambe
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No. 114764 ID: a56bd0

If you get chance to somehow hide and follow them they would lead you directly to the Main Hall... thus providing a perfect chance to disrupt their defences in a crucial time.
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No. 114770 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114764
Actually I'm changing my vote to this. Heroics give more cash when everyone can see them.
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No. 114880 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126395338196.png - (153.56KB , 1024x768 , 25.png )
114880

Damn, damn, damn! Where are they heading? I'm going to get trampled under if I get cornered by that many soldiers down here.
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No. 114883 ID: 15f6d6

Duck back in the fucking cellar then.
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No. 114884 ID: c0f3bf

You have no shoes! Ninja sneak away, back to the alcohol!
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No. 114889 ID: e828f5

You're clearly too adorable to die. Clearly, then, if we do not wish to be found by the soldiers... the obvious solution is to not be found by the soldiers.

How nimble/acrobatic/dexterous are you? You wouldn't be possibly able to brace yourself against two walls in a narrow corridor and shimmy upwards, would you?
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No. 114898 ID: 3416ec

Dive for cover!
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No. 114912 ID: 632862

>>114880
Grab the candle, leave the wine bottle on the floor, then head back into the wine cellar. Wait until they come investigating why the bottle of wine was lying around, and light the place up before escaping up the trap door.
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No. 114989 ID: 15f6d6

Use the alcohol to blow a massive alcohol fireball all over them!
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No. 114990 ID: bf1e7e

Blow a massive, alcohol-fueled fireball.

Shit will be REAL.
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No. 114992 ID: bd36a1

alcohol is flammible. Use it to spit a giant ball of fire at them!
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No. 114996 ID: f0fac0

toss a few bottles of high proof liquor first, just grab as many as you can in each hand and just chuck them at the guys, most of 'em should break. Then light 'em up.
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No. 115098 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126396585497.png - (299.43KB , 1024x768 , 26.png )
115098

I take a big mouthful of booze and chuck the bottle at them.

"Ow! Son of a bitch! Something hit me!"

The sound of breaking glass is my cue to blast the bastards. Lots of screaming and burning, but now there won't be any reinforcements to get in the way.

Ugh... I am overusing my fire breath. My throat hurts and I don't think I've got much left. Good thing the booze made up for it.
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No. 115102 ID: c0f3bf

Good thing you have torches! Don't forget to have some tea when this is over to help that throat. Continue on, make sure they're dead.
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No. 115180 ID: 8ecfd4

>>115098
Save a flamebreath for later. Now go and poke them all with your sword to make sure they're dead.

After that we should head towards the main hall. Since the escape tunnel was neither guarded or had a lord at it he or she either already escaped or is still in the main hall. So let's get there and win this battle already.
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No. 115200 ID: 15f6d6

Fuck the main hall. Get a candle and go see what was in the secret room dammit. It's probably an escape tunnel full of the most important guys trying to get away, or else a treasure room totally crammed with loot.
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No. 115233 ID: e828f5

Assuming that there's no threat of immediate danger, do take the time to make sure the poor burning people are quite dead, THEN get a torch and head back to the secret passage.
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No. 115334 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126403302540.png - (116.81KB , 1024x768 , 27.png )
115334

>>115180
>>115233
I made sure... I'm never going to be able to scrub this smell out though.

Back at the wine cellar, it's just a ladder leading to what looks like a trap door. Probably a secret escape route or something.
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No. 115336 ID: c0f3bf

Check it out. Carefully.
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No. 115392 ID: e828f5

Not much to suggest other than what >>115336 said, but I feel the urge to one-up him so...

Check it out. VERY carefully.
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No. 115399 ID: e0499d
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115399

>>115392
Check up the very VERy carefully. As carefully as you can...

See, now I 1-uped both of you...
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No. 115427 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126403903262.png - (125.25KB , 1024x768 , 28.png )
115427

Alright, I get it. Carefully.

"My lord, the invaders have beaten back our men in the courtyard and are assaulting the doors to the hall. I've sent word to consolidate our forces here."

Damn that Ivek. To think he'd go to these lengths over this. He'll destroy everything just to line his own pockets."

Ooh... This sounds important, I just don't know what it's supposed to mean.
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No. 115429 ID: c0f3bf

Can you take your hands out of the way? If someone steps on you they are going to hurt sooo badly...
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No. 115437 ID: e828f5

Pffft, the whole tile's raised up. If anyone so much as glances his way, he's seen. Luckily for him there's a wall in the other direction so he doesn't have to worry about what he doesn't see. Anyway I'd say that as long as you don't see any people that seem to be able to prove a big threat, get your ass up there and take the Lord hostage. Everyone else is expendable.
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No. 115438 ID: 3a2be8

Sounds like the guy you fellows are working for is planning to destroy something worthwhile as part of a get rich quick scheme?
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No. 115569 ID: 632862

>>115427
Sneak in and get a visual for the situation.
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No. 115767 ID: 8ecfd4

>>115427
Sounds like you have the lord near you. Check out how many guards he has. We need his head for some sweet extra bonus cash that we can spend on booze and hookers.
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No. 115978 ID: fe0817

Hookers? Won't... male ones be better? Since we are clearly a female. We might not need to pay for them though. Just walk into a bar while wearing a black mage hat.
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No. 115985 ID: 8ecfd4

>>115978
Hookers whores prostitutes bar wenches or cute servingboys. Whatever. And we still don't know Rynhs gender.

But before we can worry about the nature of sexual favors that will be purchased in the future we need to get cash. So we need a couple of important heads. Oh and lords usually wear some jewelry, we can take that off his corpse as well.
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No. 116067 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126412153933.png - (153.12KB , 1024x768 , 29.png )
116067

It's kind of empty in here. The lord isn't even well guarded.

"Ugh... We weren't prepared for this kind of attack. We need to escape!"

"Ach... We're probably dead either way at this point."

"In any case, we cannot allow Ivek to bring the objects together. He's too consumed with his own greed to realize what that would cause."

This all sounds really important and I have no idea what it means. This better not have something to do with some artifact of evil power that will destroy the world if misused. I am totally not getting sucked into some crappy fairy tale story.
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No. 116073 ID: c0f3bf

>>116067
Too late. Keep listening, if they split up, mark one and stalk them.
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No. 116075 ID: 498c52

>>116067
Let's listen and see if that's gonna happen or not.
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No. 116076 ID: 8ecfd4

>>116067
Of course you're not. Not unless they pay you a hefty sum.

The three sitting down look like noncombatants. Tip over the bench to the left and then rush in from the right. Give the guards your trade mark flamebreath to the face and make sure they're dead. Then cut down the three others and cut off their heads. We're going to get paid for this one.
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No. 116077 ID: 632862

>>116067
Maybe you can grab the object and keep it safe while still fulfilling the contract.
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No. 116079 ID: 3a2be8

>>116067
>This better not have something to do with some artifact of evil power that will destroy the world if misused. I am totally not getting sucked into some crappy fairy tale story.

Considering that you are a racial halfbreed of uncertain parentage, trained as a mercenary, with guiding voices in you head you don't 'really' have a choice in such maters.

Don't worry about it, you aren't the first draconian hybrid we've advised.
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No. 116080 ID: ec4966

Raise your hand and go "Hey, uh, don't mind me, but who's Ivek?"

As if you belong there and there's nothing strange about interrupting.
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No. 116098 ID: e828f5

Damn, guards. Well I'm sure you're tough enough to take them, but the others would probably escape. Or are they perhaps just statues of guards?

Regardless, do you see the door? That'd be your first objective, keeping your potential hostages from escaping and thus denying you your bounty. Still, you shouldn't act right away, hear what they have to say and hope they send the guards away. By the by if they happen to reveal the location of whatever object, or happen to have one on it... I'm all for not getting involved in such things, but the thing people never really understand is that rather than setting up an elaborate castle with a special room to house said object, it'd be better to either bury it in an unmarked grave or cast it into the ocean. More likely to keep it out of evil hands if they have no idea where to look.

Also dawww aren't you a cute lil' sneaky thing!
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No. 116220 ID: 476456

>>116067

It probably is and you probably will
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No. 116310 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126413544737.png - (183.04KB , 1024x768 , 30.png )
116310

"If we make for the tunnels, we may be able to escape in the chaos. I think it's our best chance to abscond with the key."

"Oh, aye. If I were a few decades younger, I'd be out there showing these damned mercenaries what a real fight was about, but for now, we have to keep it out of that damn buzzard's claws."

Damn it! I'm pretty certain now that I'm the unwitting pawn of some evil force. I've heard stories, there are always unwitting pawns!
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No. 116317 ID: 6834bc

>>116310
Well, how do you feel about kissing Atu and Dagnyr?
Wait, did I say 'kissing'? I meant 'killing'.
'Cause if you can't convince them that your employer is an evil douchebag bent on destroying the world, which would prevent you three from using the money you get from this job, you might have to kill them. Or kiss them. Whichever is hotter.

At any rate you might want to pop out now and do a dramatic reveal, followed by quick side change. Something along the lines of "You mean that bastard who hired us is trying to destroy the world? Oh fuck no. He is not breaking the world. If he breaks the world, I won't be able to use the money I get for this job. Fuck this job."
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No. 116323 ID: 6834bc

>>116317
Also by "Atu" I meant "Nako"
But you can kiss Atu as well if it'll help
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No. 116326 ID: e828f5

Well if you don't want to be an unwitting pawn... then WIT! But lacking the knowledge of the ability to do that, just listen to us. Anyway you have two options right now... You can make a stand HERE in order to get whatever it they're protecting, or you can weasel your way back into the trapdoor and make your move once they're down there and (hopefully) defenseless. Do you think you can manage to get back down without being noticed? If not, or if there's the possibility they might NOT exit via that route, you'll need to do your thing here and now.

I know there are two guards here and all, but heck, you're a hero (even if you don't know it yet)... taking on many foes by yourself is something you do for a living.
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No. 116329 ID: 3a2be8

Erh Ask them honestly if they need a little help?
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No. 116334 ID: c0f3bf

>>116317
Hey, blowing up the world stops money, that is a good point. Why would they have a different opinion on that? Play things right and you're gonna keep your allies and get more, the world will NOT explode, AND you'll get nobles everywhere offering to shine your shoes!

...Or feet, whatever.
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No. 116357 ID: fe0817

Uhmm.... the key is going to be the key to some useless chest or something would it? Or something symbolic without real world destroying power...
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No. 116397 ID: 4ce1b0
File 12641385325.png - (215.09KB , 1024x768 , 31.png )
116397

"So you're saying that if I capture you and Ivek gets whatever you have, my money is no good because we're all living in a horrible nightmare or dead?"


"BLOODY FESTERING HELL! Where did you come from?!"

"I asked if shanking you and your friends and turning you over to my employer was going to make my life suck..."

"Ah... Aye... The thing he's after is supposed to be part of a key that unlocks some sealed tomb or temple of a dead god. Anyone who opens it will either gain the power of the god, gain the favor of the revived god or just unleash the god to continue destroying the world, which is what it was killed for in the first place!"

That doesn't sound good and if this guy is willing to pay this much to get the damn key thing, he must be pretty sure the legend is true... or he's a chump.
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No. 116399 ID: 498c52

Well, you can give it to me along with a sack full of money, or I can kill you all and take it. Oh, and how do you destroy such a thing?
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No. 116403 ID: fe0817

So if we give our employer a nice replica of the key, he wouldn't know any better?
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No. 116404 ID: 476456

well, you did find a couple of secret passages, you could probably get them out with the artifact and just say you didnt find them..

uhh dont be the one to tell your employer that.
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No. 116549 ID: c0f3bf

Might as well join up with them, stupid key needs to be broken and stupid employer needs to be kicked in the face. Ask the stupid idiots how to break the stupid key.
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No. 116554 ID: ec4966

Woah, woah, so Ivek's who you're working for?

I guess it's time to let these mooks escape.

Goddamn it.
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No. 116587 ID: 8ecfd4

>>116397
What the fuck people! These are just some random guys talking about some ancient prophecy. It could all be bullshit. And most of all it prevents immediate pay off and immediate getting drunk. Let's just shank these bastards and dump the key in a well or something. Getting the key wasn't in the contract. We don't need to babysit old dwarfs and useless nobles, we need money to get drunk on.
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No. 116635 ID: af3e6d

>>116587
Evil prophesies are never bullshit, especially when you first hear about them when the other person doesn't know you're there.
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No. 116636 ID: 1afd58

>>116397
>these guys

Yes... guys suck, don't they? Aren't you glad you're... not one?
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No. 116638 ID: e689b3

Ask yourself this... Are you good, neutral, or evil?

So... switch to actively opposing your boss, just collect the paycheck, or get on long-term contracts with your boss?

Also, Actively help these guys, let them live with no help, kill them in the name of professionalism, or kill just because blood is so pretty?

Personally, I'd say killing them in the name of professionalism, destroying or hiding the key, then opposing your boss after this job is done.
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No. 116649 ID: 8ecfd4

>>116635
Most prophesies are bullshit. Just let me get drunk and I could mumble out several prophesies that sound vague and omnius and a couple that are very specific.

The shit with the prophecy is not your problem. Just kill them and throw away the key in the ocean or something. Problem solved and you get paid. Then we can forget about this shit, get drunk and get laid.
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No. 116688 ID: e828f5

I'm actually going to go with >>116587, primarily. If we're thinking we're in a fairy tale, sure it might be all legit, but if we consider the world as a whole, we've no idea what's true and what's bullshit. Besides, we're obviously not one of their men and we're armed, so they'll say whatever the heck they need to in order to save their own necks.

My suggestion: Relieve them of whatever artifact they're carrying and, as suggested, DUMP IT either in a random hole in the ground that no one will ever think to look in or weigh it down and throw it into a body of water.
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No. 116693 ID: 2cbe3e

>>116397

Help them out.
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No. 116706 ID: 3a2be8

Wait Wait Wait... Just because prophecies 'can' be bullshit doesn't mean they are. I mean it would be kinda a crappy thing to kill these guys and find out "whoops! world gunna end now, hope you like sucking on the tentacled cock of you new dark overlords or something"

Besides... money isn't worth much when chaos, darkness and pain have become the new common currency
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No. 116707 ID: 8ecfd4

>>116706
Killing them won't do that. All we have to do is dump the stupid old key somewhere. Like a volcano or a deep well or the fucking ocean. They're not needed for keeping the key away from our employer. We can just cut off their heads, get paid, dump the key and then get drunk.
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No. 116713 ID: b14128

Yeah... Exactly why are we in favor of continuing to be the pawn of evil? I know we don't really want to get involved in stuff that's not our problem, but 'The world might be destroyed' is the kind of thing that's about everybody's problem. Help them out.
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No. 116714 ID: b14128

And do we -really- want to risk the world getting destroyed on people just -not- finding where ever we dump the key, if we just drop it down a dark hole or something?
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No. 116715 ID: 8ecfd4

>>116713
And these people are trustworthy guardians? They seem rather incompetent at guarding a key.

Our employers motivation isn't what's important. Getting paid is the important part. If they can give us 30 times the money we get now then we get them out. Otherwise it's too much work and especially to much risk. And we only get them out of the tunnel and to the nearest settlement. If they want to guard the fucking key instead of dumping it into a deep sea trench then they can do it themselves.
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No. 116844 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126420886329.png - (213.74KB , 1024x768 , 32.png )
116844

"Hey, old guy. You probably got some gold or something horded somewhere, how about I get you out of here in exchange?"

"Ah...Aye, but how?"

"I drag you out of here, we take you out in the confusion, we tell Ivek you escaped, he still has to pay us, you pay us, we make a crapload of money and you get to run off with your magic doohickey."

"If you can, do it.
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No. 116850 ID: 476456

yeah probably, i mean worst case scenario is we get caught and the world ends.
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No. 116851 ID: c0f3bf

Do it. Tell them about the path leading down to all the wine and bring them through it.

Also your tail is adorable. You know this, right?
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No. 116852 ID: f44349

>>116844
>GET RICH QUICK!
...Oh this is going to backfire SO HARD.
Oh well, go for it, kid.
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No. 116878 ID: 632862

>>116844
Doooo eeeeet.
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No. 116885 ID: 8ecfd4

>>116844
Sounds like a good plan. Just make sure they pay alot more. What you're doing for them is riskier than your current employment.

>>116852
Oh shush. We're letting the worthless fucks live atleast. If they want to be incompetent in guarding that fucking key then they can damn well be so. If they want to hire competent help and pay out of their asses to do so then they can do that as well.
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No. 117132 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126426305698.png - (102.04KB , 1024x768 , 33.png )
117132

"Just in case we get caught, take this. It's what he's after. I don't know if I can trust you with it, but since you could probably just take it anyway, I suppose it doesn't matter."

Hey... Shiny objects. Part of me wants to steal it and another part of me wants to put it in a big pile of other shiny things.
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No. 117136 ID: a111d7

>>117132
Multitask.
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No. 117145 ID: c2c011

>>117132
Well they did say that you could use it to either gain the power of or control an ancient evil dead god... Say are you a gambling person? Because I say two our of three odds for something good happening are damn fucking fine odds.

Gentlemen, I suggest a new quest. Find the ancient tomb and either make ourselves into a god or make a god indebted to us.
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No. 117148 ID: 4ce1b0
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117148

Oh yeah... Glowing shiny objects... Me likey...

"So how exactly do you plan to get us out of here?"
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No. 117150 ID: 5aa60d

do you have super secret dragon wings that youve been hiding from us?
use those
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No. 117152 ID: 67c4c1

>>117148
Just his draconic greed, seems.

HEY! FOCUS! How do we get the two outtahere?
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No. 117157 ID: 9e9b47

>>117148

Load up a cart with shit, hide them under the shit you stole.
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No. 117170 ID: 3af198

>>117148
They mentioned escaping by some tunnels. That may be the best idea.
Unless you want to try and help them escape through the front door or something like that.
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No. 117254 ID: e828f5

Sorry to seem like the evil voice... but we've got the real problem to life and wealth and stuff... Why do we need to honor the agreement to get these guys out alive?

Looking at it more logically, if you help them out and they later get captured, they can tell whoever that they gave the artifact to you.

But dead men tell no tales.
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No. 117277 ID: e0499d

>>117254
I'm going to say you can suggest it, but that these guys know more. Get them out, and you can ask if they want to be killed in order to hide their secret...
They'll probably say no, but if they're desprate (and the myth is true) then it'll be a yes. (reminder to suggest their suicide if the going gets tough)
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No. 117406 ID: 4ce1b0
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117406

I wonder... Killing them would be a lot easier, I could just walk out and get paid. I miss out on the big pay out later, but there's no risk.

Damn it! What should I do?
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No. 117409 ID: 476456

Nah, if you run into more guards you can say you're with them.
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No. 117410 ID: c0f3bf

Don't kill them, think of the future!

Besides, better chance of the world getting screwed, and that's a bad thing.
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No. 117414 ID: e828f5

Stop cutting your hand! Anyway there's no definite proof that there is any treasure trove that they've got hidden away... it could just be a promise to keep you from killing them right away. But then again they've proven to be somewhat trusting in you, insofar as they've given you an (allegedly) powerful ancient artifact. Though it could just be a piece of glass for all you'd know. My vote is to play it safe for now... Escort them (to their promised treasure) as long as it's safe, but if you run into trouble, act as if you also just came across this group and promptly slay them. Damn, minus karma points for me.

...Is the guard(s) in the background truly a statue or is he simply the least alert guard in existence?
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No. 117782 ID: 4ce1b0
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117782

Okay... I'll get them out alive, maybe.

I just have no idea how to do that!

"Hey, do any of the secret tunnels lead out of here?"

"Aye, one leads to the stables and the other goes to the barracks."
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No. 117783 ID: c0f3bf

Barracks. Stables would be too easy, besides, they need weapons. Can they fight at all?
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No. 117785 ID: e3e8ad

Hey kid, how's your skill with that sword? How long've you been training and under who?
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No. 117790 ID: b14128

The barracks probably has soldiers in it, which means fighting. The stables, on the other hand, are more likely to merely have horses, which are useful to have when running away.
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No. 117807 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126435011280.png - (136.90KB , 1024x768 , 37.png )
117807

I can't make up my mind! Damn, damn, damn! The whole place is swarmed. I wish there was a way to get out of here but I can't think!
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No. 117808 ID: 11d26d

Take hostages, use them as leverage to GTFO. If the place is swarming you have your choice pick. Sneak where you can, pick up someone important looking and use him (or her) as a meat-shield, if you have to.

:)
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No. 117811 ID: bd36a1

>>117807
Leap out window
plummet
?????
profit
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No. 117817 ID: 4d25dd

Um, dress them both in white robes, dress yourself as the pope, march out while saying you have important religion to religion. That religion won't religion itself.
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No. 117828 ID: b14128

I've got an idea! Ask them if they've got any rope. You'd be able to climb down the wall that way, I doubt there are as many troops outside the walls.
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No. 117834 ID: 4ce1b0
File 12643545382.gif - (109.62KB , 1024x768 , fallingrynh.gif )
117834

>>117828
Wait, what? Rope?

OH SHIT!

>Animated
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No. 117835 ID: c42be6

>>117834
Okay, plan says it's time for profit. You're still alive right?
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No. 117836 ID: bb1955

You're like half dragon, you should be resilient enough. The others, not so much.
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No. 117838 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126435520042.png - (129.10KB , 1024x768 , 39.png )
117838

Of course I'm still alive, but that totally sucked a huge ass...

As for the others, I dunno. If they don't jump, at least I have the magic key thing.
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No. 117839 ID: e3e8ad

>>117838
Leaving your friends behind already, eh?
Go right ahead and swim downstream, you little traitor, you.
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No. 117840 ID: b14128

...Wait, the hell just happened? They push you out the window or something?
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No. 117841 ID: 632862

>>117838
Now. How to get paid? I suggest finding a spot nearby you can easily find again and burying the key. Then go back into the fort and help your friends secure it.
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No. 117846 ID: e828f5

I also would like to know how exactly you ended up going through that window...
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No. 117855 ID: 62489a

Find out where your friends went you fucker.
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No. 117857 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126436330231.png - (119.98KB , 1024x768 , 40.png )
117857

"Hey old guys! JUMP!"

"Ah... We'd rather not!"
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No. 117858 ID: 62489a

>>117857
"Well uh, you guys think you'll need my help getting out? 'Cause if not I'll just meet with you guys at our predetermined spot."
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No. 117873 ID: 3dbae2

"Well get some rope then, wusses!"
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No. 117886 ID: e828f5

Damn it, how did you just end up out the window? Who do you think you are, Ted Buck?!

Odd that from such a height you can still hear each other... and it's probably too high for any feasible length of rope. Inform them that jumping is their only chance and then, if they don't comply, leave without them. Also judge whether or not this stream is a good place to dump the artifact.
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No. 117890 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126436879446.png - (165.96KB , 1024x768 , 41.png )
117890

>>117886
"Just jump, because if I have to come back up there, you'll never have to worry about your stupid key falling into evil hands, because I'll shove it so far up your-"
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No. 117891 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126436881657.png - (121.40KB , 1024x768 , 42.png )
117891

HRGBL!
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No. 117893 ID: 15f6d6

Who jumped in? Or did they just throw something at you?
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No. 118028 ID: e828f5

Clear water from lungs. Breathe.
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No. 118100 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126438822923.png - (160.40KB , 1024x768 , 43.png )
118100

*FWOOSH!* *KER-SPLOOSH!*

AH FUCK!
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No. 118102 ID: e828f5

Assume you're under attack. DIVE DIVE DIVE. Take a deep breath, plunge under, see if you can make it across to the other side or to some cover. Reeds or whatnot.
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No. 118105 ID: c0f3bf

Someone shooting at you? Dive. Someone falling and possibly drowning because they suck? Dive.
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No. 118110 ID: 4ce1b0
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118110

Never be the first to jump. God damn it, this better be worth the pay out.
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No. 118111 ID: c0f3bf

What there's an extra person. No time to ask questions, they'll just have to pay you more later, go go go!
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No. 118113 ID: e3f578

"See, quickest way out. No problems to deal with now."
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No. 118114 ID: ec4966

You studied a sand table, right? Or at least a map?

Head downstream a ways and then lead them to relative safety. Then you can go back and act like they just escaped, right? Make some nominal cash.
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No. 118115 ID: 632862

>>118110
Well.

Lead the way for these poor fools.
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No. 118130 ID: 3dbae2

I believe the third person is the more-alert-than-we-thought guard. Probably not as eager to die himself.

Sneak them away from the general fighting to somewhere they can hide. Ask them if they know of any good potential hidey-holes (or try to recall if you know of any good ones yourself). They should know the general area better'n you, I think, given that the dwarf looks like the lord of these lands.

Resign yourself to missing out on the big pay out, but who knows, with the key gone, maybe the pay won't be that big.

Anyway, just stick with them and hope one of your friends picks up on your pay and that your presence isn't missed too much. Going back to your friends to get paid would bring the key within range of Ivek (unless you want to hand it back to the dwarf), so I wouldn't advice it.
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No. 118135 ID: e828f5

Get a move on!
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No. 118169 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126439362664.png - (174.90KB , 1024x768 , 45.png )
118169

Let's see if I remember the area. I dunno for sure, I'm not from here.
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No. 118174 ID: 632862

>>118169
RUUUUUUUN FOR THE HIIIIIIILLS

RUUUUUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIVES

...actually the maybe the elves would provide safe passage for the poor humans.
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No. 118179 ID: e828f5

Well fuck. I guess make your way to the south bank and then to the bridge? It's that or north bank but then you've got nothing but hills and... some trees.
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No. 118182 ID: 16249a

Do NOT go to the elves. We'll get trapped in a dimension without time, and then probably be eaten by those pointy-eared fucks
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No. 118183 ID: c0f3bf

Is your employer an elf? If so, go to town. If not, the elves seem like they could be a good option.
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No. 118193 ID: f44349

>>118169
Ale and whores sounds nice.
GO to TOWN.
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No. 118212 ID: 3dbae2

You have a dwarf lord (or is that human lord?) with you, but the elves still sound like a neat idea, as they might provide some aid and passage to your refugees...IF they had okay relations with their neighbours, that is.

Bonus: Generally, elves are against the utter destruction of all creation.
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No. 118349 ID: 119b5c
File 12644328955.jpg - (70.27KB , 1024x768 , MapMerc.jpg )
118349

>>118169
Psst. They probably have guards on the bridge, and the town. Go North and use the river to mark your path. Avoid anything along the way by dipping into the hills. Once safely away from the patrols and danger, find boat, or cross on your own. Then go back to town, or where-ever your merc friends hang, and hook back up with them to get paid.
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No. 118414 ID: 2b1a92

Ale + Whores = Crazy Delicious.
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No. 118468 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126446587482.png - (156.31KB , 1024x768 , 46.png )
118468

Hmm... Running off to collect my golds and partying sounds good, but then the others might think I'm deserting instead of just... uh... taking advantage of arising opportunity.
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No. 118469 ID: e828f5

What bank are you on? The southside? Don't tell me you got out on the shore of the castle
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No. 118479 ID: f905f6

I think he's on the west bank, either above or below the bridge.

Do you know if Ivest has taken the town, or if there are any mercenaries there? It might be a VERY bad move to go there, especially with your new 'employers' in tow.

Ask them if they have good relations with the elves, or if they want to risk getting horses and supplies in town...Or if they have a suggestion on what to do now.

You need supplies to travel to where the ol' dwarf and his posse wants to go, and you can either travel slow and out-of-sight or fast and on the roads.

Elves mean having to try out that "diplomacy" thing and not burn down any trees, town means maybe getting caught and getting into a fight with fellow mercs or Ivest and his goons.
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No. 118481 ID: f905f6

Oh wait, correction. Looks like he's on the northside of the moat.
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No. 118508 ID: fe0817

So... anyone noticed that our beloved rat/half dragon wears a skirt? I believe the gender is clear now, since it is not a kilt or a battle skirt.
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No. 118518 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126447053776.png - (96.32KB , 1024x768 , 47.png )
118518

I've been wearing the same thing the whole time. What does it matter? What's important is... I dropped my sword.
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No. 118522 ID: bb1955

>>118508
Could be a robe, or a tunic, or some other word I don't know.
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No. 118523 ID: 62489a

>>118508
We've always known that it's a chick.
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No. 118532 ID: 632862

>>118518
Go back in and get the damn thing.
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No. 118535 ID: e828f5

Really? Are you trolling or do you simply not understand we've established his maleness?

And god damn it don't focus on the clothing or sword... determine what side of the water you're on!
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No. 118547 ID: c0f3bf

Was it a really cool sword?

Also where do you think the rest of your group is? You've got three people to guard, you're going to need help.
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No. 118548 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126447321799.png - (170.46KB , 1024x768 , 48.png )
118548

Cool or not, I don't wanna get caught unarmed. I'm going in...
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No. 118550 ID: e828f5

Gads it's like he's purposefully keeping secret which side of the river he's on! Fine fine, go get your sword in all your completely nude glory which we'll no doubt get a perfectly acceptable full-frontal picture of... see if I care...

...teehee
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No. 118551 ID: c0f3bf

Wait. Before you do, tell them what's happening. If they run off, BAD STUFF.

...wait...

WHERE IS THE ROCK?!
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No. 118553 ID: 62489a

>>118548
Off with the skirt too. Don't want that getting in the way of your swimming.
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No. 118562 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126447456414.png - (184.72KB , 1024x768 , 49.png )
118562

>>118551
...

It's fine... I'm fine... I'll just grab it when I go for the sword. EVERYTHING IS FINEWHY WON'T ANYTHING GO FUCKING RIGHT!?
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No. 118563 ID: 62489a

>>118562
Neither Kobolds nor Dragons have tits. We need more proof.

OFF WITH THE SKIRT YOUNG LADY.

Also how is the water's visibility and how are your swimming skills?
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No. 118565 ID: c0f3bf

>>118563
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE BORING. NOW GET IN THERE. JUST TELL THEM YOU LOST YOUR SWORD, DO NOT MENTION THE ROCK.
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No. 118566 ID: e828f5

I'm still of the opinion that an artifact lost cannot be an artifact used for evil... but if they don't find it on the protectors, the moat would probably be the first place they'd look. Alright, time to go diving and hope you have good underwater vision.
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No. 118568 ID: c0f3bf

>>118566
What if it's designed to be lost and found by those evil people that seek it?
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No. 118585 ID: fe0817

You mean like the one ring? Wish for some breast some lady. If you drink enough milk you may get it someday.
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No. 118667 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126448130431.png - (116.40KB , 1024x756 , 50.png )
118667

"I need to get something!"

"Eh? Wha-"

*SPLOOSH*

Stupid sword, stupid shiny rock.
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No. 118668 ID: 632862

>>118667
Deeper.
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No. 118673 ID: e828f5

Male male male maleness.

That said, continue your search! This hardly needs to be said but I say it anyway!
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No. 118675 ID: f44349

...Definitely part kobold. You are fucking adorable.

Ahem. Anyways, yeah, go down deeper. Obviously the things we're looking for are gonna be on the bottom. :V
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No. 118680 ID: c0f3bf

Don't do this now, but can you make superheated bubbles? And yeah, go deep.
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No. 118698 ID: 7c9402

You're such a girl, you girl.
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No. 118941 ID: fe0817

>>118680

Do we have shrimp blood?
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No. 119062 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126455534976.png - (195.01KB , 1024x768 , 51.png )
119062

It's not really deep, but I'd better find that crap before I drown myself.
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No. 119069 ID: b14128

>>119062
Blue glow behind the rock to the upper-right-ish, probably our shiny.
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No. 119070 ID: b14128

>>119062
Also have that curiously straight line in the sand/riverbed at the very bottom-right corner.
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No. 119077 ID: e828f5

Gee, I'm glad we have you to tell us that you require air.

Perhaps some useful directions might be in order, since "bottom right" or "lower left" don't make sense from your perspective. The sword may or may not be right in front of you with a bit of sediment over it, then there's a series of rocks at your 8 'o clock, so basically turn left and look for rocks. Glowie behind it.

(Also, MALE GUY DUDE MAN)
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No. 119079 ID: c0f3bf

From where your chest is facing, there is a blue glow to your left, under the rightmost rock in a set of three. Your sword appears to be behind some sea weed directly in front of you, but not the bit to your left.
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No. 119525 ID: 4ce1b0
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119525

>>119069
>>119070
>>119077
>>119079

Gah! Alright... Enough screwing around. I need to figure out how to deal with this situation. If I don't get back to the castle, they'll think I deserted them, but if I leave these guys, I might not get paid.

Damn...
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No. 119530 ID: dd44af

>>119525

...where are the other dudes that were here a second ago?
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No. 119539 ID: e828f5

Hey hey hey thanks to US you got a sword and shiny rock back. Least you could do would be to show a little respect, maybe a 'thank you,' lift up that skirt a little...

Anyway, if the people are still here I'd ask if they can find refuge with the elves. If they're friendly or at least neutral, get them across the river then down south. Scout out ahead if there are any sentries at the bridge, and if not take it. Otherwise... y'all might need to ford the river. If the people left while you were underwater, rejoin your group, HIDE the stone, and say you were pushed over the wall by a guard.
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No. 119541 ID: 51d0f5

Escort them a ways, but then rush back to the castle. Whatever's the bare minimum to get cash.

You can always claim you got knocked off the castle and into the river and it took awhile to get back.
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No. 119595 ID: 62489a

>>119541
This is the best plan. You guys don't have a predetermined "get back together" spot for meeting up again, should you get separated?
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No. 119705 ID: 4ce1b0
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119705

"I'm keeping your stone until I get paid and I have to get back before I'm missed. Got anywhere I can meet you later?"

"Wha- Why you... Just... Careful with that... We'll go to town, get some disguises. I'm sure you and your mercenary friends will be eager to celebrate after this. We'll find you then."

"Hmm..."
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No. 119713 ID: e828f5

It does sound like a good deal. I mean if you split up, there's no risk to YOU. THEY are the ones who have to get to the town and find disguises and all that. However, maybe you should make sure there's a clear way to contact each other? i.e. "We shall meet at the town square when the moon is full!"
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No. 119732 ID: 6834bc

>>119705
Whatever you do, don't keep the doomsday macguffin on your person when you report the mission's success.

If you do, YOUR EMPLOYER WILL TAKE IT FROM YOU after restraining you in an unflattering and possibly sexually suggestive way.
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No. 119768 ID: e3f578

I know you aren't the apologizing type, but say your sorry anyway and explain that its important to not look like a deserter. They looked safe here anyway with no direct threats.
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No. 120454 ID: 4ce1b0
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120454

Meh... I don't need to worry about them. They'll find me if they're still alive, I have their thingy.

"Yo, kid. Where ya been? You missed all the fun.

"Uh... Damn orc threw me off the wall."

"KEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuckin' priceless! We're pretty much rapped up here. It looks like the nobles got away."

Looks like we're good to go...
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No. 120463 ID: c0f3bf

You need to get them on board. You can't do this alone, and besides, there IS a lot more money this way, shouldn't be TOO much of a chore to convince them. Ease into it, tell them you know of a way to get a lot more money, but it might take slightly longer.
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No. 120472 ID: 62489a

>>120454
Why don't we go ahead and tell them where the nobles are? We'll probably get a shitton of cash for turning them in.
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No. 120488 ID: 476456

How good of friends are your friends anyway..
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No. 120489 ID: 1afd58

>>120454
MATE WITH THAT GNOLL

Wait is that gnoll male or female? Would that be a homosexual pairing?
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No. 120492 ID: b6a47e

>>120489
Rynh is a girl anyway, so its all good.
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No. 120493 ID: 3cccf3

>>120489
does it really matter what sex the gnoll is? I mean both genders of gnoll have dicks.
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No. 120496 ID: 632862

>>120472
If we don't tell the other mercs, then we get to keep the extra reward money ALL TO OURSELVES!
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No. 120506 ID: 84889c

I'd also second the idea of getting a group together. I just think it'd be good. Gnoll for muscle/intimidation, Goblin for inventing bombs and stuff. Just get them off to the side and ask them if they'd be interested in a secondary job that promises a lot of cash. Course, don't mention the stone to anyone.
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No. 120632 ID: 62489a

Let's definitely let our buddies (The Gnoll and Nako and crew) in on all this and get their info. You're a mercenary band, not a single merc. You gotta support the team no matter what, 'cause they'd do the same for you.
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No. 121819 ID: 4ce1b0
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121819

I guess I shou- should worry 'bout that... fuckin' thing I got, but I can't care too much 'bout that shit right now... Mehbe tomorrow.

>>120489
No way... That's fuckin' gross. I ain't spendin' mah first time getting rammed by some cackling hairball with carrion breath.
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No. 121825 ID: bb1955

>>121819
>first time
Ooh, this should be fun.
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No. 121827 ID: bffa2a

So, do you have good friends in this merc company that you want to bring in to your little lucrative scheme or will you be going the greedy way in hopes for an early pay off and retirement?
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No. 121832 ID: bb1955

>>121827
For that matter, is there anyone you know and trust well enough to call them party members for this crazy scheme?
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No. 121835 ID: e3f578

Yeah, you'll have lesbian sex with a Dragon named Flare. Don't worry I'm a Mystic.
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No. 121854 ID: c7bb44

>>121819
Ignore these schmucks, Rynh - keep up the guy disguise. No need to get yourself knocked up just for their amusement.
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No. 121860 ID: 62489a

>>121819
I don't know about you, but that sounds pretty hot.

AND pretty damn fun.

Wait, why wouldn't you want to be with a fun guy? You want some serious guy to bog your life down with more problems? Go for the comedian that can make you happy in more ways than one, sheesh.
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No. 121864 ID: 7289d4

If there is going to be any romance in this quest that gnoll should be at the top of your list, Rynh.

If not, there's probably going to be a Dagnyr-Rynh-Nako sandwich regardless.

Or at least, there BETTER be...
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No. 121868 ID: c2c011

>>121819
Well you're now a merc with cash in your pockets. Find your taste of companion and pay for some good times. Saving your first time is fine for a noble, when you could get your skull caved in at any time by angry soldiers such stuff matters less.

Once you sober up tomorrow you should let your friends in on the new contract.

You should also keep an open mind about that glowy stone. It gives you a two out of three chance of something really good happening. And well, there is the off chance that you might die. But if you go then the world goes as well, so atleast you will have lots of company wherever you end up.
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No. 121869 ID: 9e9b47

Don't dress any different you'll find someone for you. And don't fuck that gnoll either. Gnolls are dirty.

Consider sex with the goblin, however. Just think about how nice her tits are.
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No. 121870 ID: fc6aec

I'd say definitely talk more with Nako and Dagnyr. They're your family now, you're going to need to get to know them better, and hopefully, become more than just friends.

More than just friends in the sexual sense is optional but recommended.
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No. 121875 ID: ec7a26

Get drunk enough to the point where you can just drag the gnoll into the back room and unwind.

Don't you dare switch to another party member while doing so.
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No. 121880 ID: 4531bc

>>120493
>both genders of gnoll have dicks.
>>121819
>first time getting rammed
>>121854
>>121835
>implying femininism
Something seems amiss...
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No. 121894 ID: 6834bc

>>121880
Drunk dragobold ramblings in Inside The Quest.
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No. 121901 ID: 62489a

>>121880
That's hyenas, not gnolls.
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No. 121920 ID: 4ce1b0
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121920

I'm going to bed... alone, before I end up completely hung over tomorrow and then I can get a big pay out for this rock and relax for a bit.

>>121860
>>121864
>>121868
>>121869
>>121870
I'm not fucking them! Fuck off! God damn!
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No. 121921 ID: 62489a

>>121920
Why do you insist on being alone? Just open up to them a little, sheesh.
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No. 121924 ID: bffa2a

Hey, let's try not to drive yet another protagonist insane with our suggestions. I think this means you have no one you trust or want to share the riches with. Well, let's hope you don't have the usual bad end. Backup would have been nice.

Sleep tight sweet androgynous dragonmix thing.
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No. 121925 ID: 889351

No harm in just chatting with people a bit more.

But sweet dreams, hope tomorrow goes smoothly.
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No. 121926 ID: 229616

Open up = opening your legs, btw
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No. 121931 ID: 632862

>>121920
Yeah you deserve a nice, stable guy. Those two are too chaotic for you. Maybe we'll meet somebody right, maybe not. Try not to dream about the world ending evil god tied to that stone or something.
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No. 121934 ID: 476456

better put it around your neck to be safe, dont want to wake up to find someone took it.

or just not sleep.
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No. 121945 ID: 6834bc

>>121920
Not all of us are like >>121926, by the way.
Just thought you might want to know that.

Rest up, Rynh; you've got a big day of not becoming the pawn of some evil madman ahead of you. Also shiny things and more money.
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No. 121948 ID: bb1955

>>121920
Shit's gonna get more confusing from here on out, get some rest. Also still want to know if you trust anyone enough to rope them into this quest with you.
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No. 121966 ID: 84889c

Try to figure out some way to block out the voices. Right now it seems they're too chaotic and not too focused on letting you be you.
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No. 122028 ID: 4531bc

...yeah, how about we hold off on the sex. It'll be neat to see a gnoll quest progress without it.
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No. 122063 ID: 4ce1b0
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122063

I'll see who looks good tomorrow... for helping me... Not sleeping with me. Now shut up.
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No. 122064 ID: 2dd482

>>122063
might want to pull those covers up a bit. we can see your delicious hips~
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No. 122069 ID: e9b708

You might want to hide the stone under the mattress or something. Anybody who walks in would be able to see it glowing.
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No. 122088 ID: 84889c

Yeah by now your employer is probably fuming, wondering why he didn't get the stone he was looking for. First thing he'll do is try to hunt down those guys who had it, but he might also check to see if someone else looted it and didn't say anything. Do you have any obscure hiding place that'd work? A thick sock? A loose plank covering a small recess? A yet-unseen kangaroo-like pouch?
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No. 122103 ID: e9b708

I can think of a very good place to hide it, that they wouldn't think to look.
It shouldn't make a difference as you don't plan on having sex soon.
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No. 122125 ID: 84889c

>>122103
Are you a kidding? It's the first place they'd look! What better way to get an obvious excuse to confirm Rynh's gender?
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No. 122134 ID: 4ce1b0
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122134

>>122103
>>122125
I'm not going to just start jamming magical amulets into my vagina for no reason.
Besides, it's kind of pointy, so fuck off!
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No. 122137 ID: 889351

>>122134
blushing~

Just ignore this and go to sleep, worry about all of it tomorrow...
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No. 122142 ID: e75a2f

You know you want us inside you.

All of us.
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No. 122146 ID: 632862

>>122134
Sleep already. C'mon do it. DOO IT.

What's taking so long? Go to sleep!
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No. 122148 ID: bffa2a

Go to sleep and ignore everything.

If the horrible thoughts persists pet the kitten, they go away after. Wait.. not these ones. Put cover over head and sleep.
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No. 122154 ID: 1d2d60

>>122134
Actually for some reason we voices tend to disappear in the heat of passion... can't see a thing actually.
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No. 122158 ID: 23c49c

Rynh, in order to get them to stop, you just have to ignore them and keep on doing whatever you wanna do - don't let em get a rise outta you. They'll get bored eventually.
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No. 122161 ID: 229616

>>122154

This is true. Now that I think of it, that's probably the most failsafe way of getting rid of us for a few minutes/hours.
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No. 122183 ID: bb1955

>>122161
Or somehow pawn us off on someone else. Let's say hi to Nako!
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No. 122212 ID: 4ce1b0
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122212

Sleep now.
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No. 122213 ID: c0f3bf

Fine, be that way.

...Want us to sing you a lullaby?
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No. 122214 ID: 34470e

>>122212
Try not to have any really weird dreams like finding out you have a second layer of skin.
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No. 122215 ID: 6faa8c

>>122212
Yes. Dream of sex with your male self.
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No. 122232 ID: bb1955

>>122215
MY OWN CLONE
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No. 122233 ID: 4ce1b0
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122233

Ugh... Not too much hangover, weird damn dreams though... I wonder if those dwarf guys are around to get me my money for this thingy.
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No. 122234 ID: e75a2f

Put on a shirt you hobo.
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No. 122236 ID: 6faa8c

>>122233
Good morning.

Hey, how dextrous is your tail?
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No. 122237 ID: a74cce

>>122212
ignore the others. We'll find someone who makes you happy. We generally do... just ignore the sex comments.
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No. 122238 ID: c0f3bf

STONE. PILLOW CHECK.
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No. 122240 ID: 23c49c

>>122233
Is the stone still there?
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No. 122248 ID: a1ac99

>>122233
Check for the stone. While you do that, tell us about these dreams.
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No. 122256 ID: 795c77

Who's running this quest anyway?
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No. 122267 ID: 4ce1b0
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122267

>Hey, how dextrous is your tail?

About as much as my tongue...

and the stone is right here. It's fine.
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No. 122268 ID: 9e9b47

>>122267

Oh so not very. That isn't too hot.
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No. 122269 ID: 62489a

See? You need people for more than just sex, you can take care of that on your own.

Well, with your tail anyways.

Go grab Dagnyr and Nako and get some breakfast. They're probably in the same room.
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No. 122271 ID: f21281

>>122270
Rynh is part of the DFC Squad, didn't you know this.
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No. 122277 ID: 2dd482

>>122267
Rynh, for a girl not wanting to get fucked you sure are being seductive <3~
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No. 122279 ID: c0f3bf

Time to get some food, neh?
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No. 122289 ID: 15f6d6

I mean, the only reasonable thing to do at this point is masturbate.





Furiously masturbate.
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No. 122290 ID: 9e9b47

>>122289

This
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No. 122291 ID: 889351

Yeah, breakfast sounds good. So how does this company work, are any jobs in the queue?
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No. 122292 ID: 1d2d60

>>122267
Mylady... please don't do that it's.. very.. distracting. It's not fair.. not fair at all... why if I only had a body...
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No. 122293 ID: 498c52

Sittin around jerking off isn't gonna get you any money. Where can we look for those short little fuckers?
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No. 122297 ID: bb1955

>>122268
You don't seem to realize what one can do with a tongue.
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No. 122298 ID: 62489a

>>122289
No, I think getting off is going to be healthiest. That way you don't get distracted when you think about the gnoll's hearty, dominating, muscular form or the gobbo's slender, flexible form with such supple breasts...
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No. 122299 ID: 9e9b47

>>122297

Besides tasting and getting food off the lips I can't think of anything. I suppose you can use it to flip a switch if your hands are tied or something.
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No. 122301 ID: 9e9b47

>>122299

Oh, and her tongue is long enough to pick her own nose. That's cool I guess.
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No. 122302 ID: 9e9b47

>>122301

Also, lick your eye Rynh.
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No. 122306 ID: 84889c

FOCUS. Get dressed. Meet up with Mercenary friends. Discuss possibility of secondary job (escort). Ignore sexually-oriented voices.
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No. 122308 ID: 774a36

>>122306

fuck this guy. Stick those fingers in hard and deep.
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No. 122312 ID: ed2d8e

>>122306
Seconded for now...
You can shlik' yourself later. You got work to do... And then buy a gigalo with the massive ammounts of money you make
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No. 122330 ID: f52552

While I'm going to say continue with the reward collecting etc., I find it a point of order to ask if your midsection is flexible enough to allow you to perform autocunnilingus.
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No. 122332 ID: e3f578

Something tells me this shit isn't going to stop for a while Rynh. But why exactly are you arguing with yourself on whether or not to masturbate? This obviously means you want to since your thinking about it. So why resist the urge with no one around to care?

Or we can get practical, get dressed, and go downstairs.
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No. 122336 ID: bb1955

>>122330
It is important to note that the tail is about as dextrous as her tongue and that it looks like it can reach the nether regions.
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No. 122356 ID: 4ce1b0
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122356

I... fine, the sun is nice and warm and this is pretty nice. I just don't want to hear anything later about this, but I feel pretty good. Uhh... Ah... Aaaaah!~
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No. 122359 ID: 62489a

>>122356
Good good, now turn over and go for seconds, and think of and describe to us your ideal man.
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No. 122360 ID: e3f578

inb4 DAT ASS
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No. 122363 ID: bb1955

>>122356
Why would you listen to the crazy headvoices?!

...keep going.
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No. 122364 ID: c0f3bf

Feel better? Now get some food and water, hydration is very important.
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No. 122366 ID: 8399bd

....
:3
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No. 122367 ID: 4f5297

>>122356
Rynh, I am disappoint. Be wary of giving the voices what they want.
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No. 122369 ID: 9e9b47

>>122367

This guy is wrong and wants bad things for you.

Keep masturbating.
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No. 122371 ID: 84889c

Wat.

Man, ever since Rynh was CONFIRMED FOR FEMALE it's like things have gone south for me. ;_;
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No. 122372 ID: 9891a9

>>122371
>things going south
That would be blood flow and hormones going "south".
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No. 122375 ID: 632862

>>122356
Hrm, I don't see a glow under the pillow anymore. Is it still there?
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No. 122378 ID: c0f3bf

>>122375
Don't worry, it's around her neck.
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No. 122529 ID: 8ecfd4

>>122356
Well that's a nice little bit of tension resolving excerscise you got going. Now, let's go tell your partners about the new contract. Not that I wouldn't like for you to continue but there are sometimes more important stuff than masturbation.

And find those short fucks. They owe you cash, and if they don't pay up I think you should start by setting their beards on fire. In fact drench their hair in oil and then set their beards on fire.
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No. 122547 ID: 1831fc

Twenty seconds until someone walks in.
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No. 122582 ID: 4ce1b0
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122582

I'm going for breakfast, now that I've worked up a bit of an appetite...

Maybe I can find those guys and sneak off for a bit of a pay out.
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No. 122583 ID: 498c52

Sounds like a plan.
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No. 122585 ID: 9ed20c

>>122582
Sounds like a plan. What's your favorite breakfast?
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No. 122587 ID: 62489a

>>122582
What part of "The Merc Band is your new family" do you not understand?

Go find them, fill them in on this job and get some breakfast.
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No. 122589 ID: 9e9b47

>>122587

Those guys are kind of freaks though. Treat them warily.
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No. 122590 ID: 8ecfd4

>>122582
Hmmm. Tell your partners first about extra pay and getting a new contract. Those two don't seem like the kind of people that you would want to go after you.

And pump the dwarfs for information regarding that dead god deal and the prophecies. It could bring you alot of benefits to know more about what's going on.
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No. 122593 ID: e9b708

I wouldn't trust anyone other than what necessary with any information about the stone. Telling your partners could end badly.
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No. 122602 ID: 8ecfd4

>>122593
We don't have to tell them exactly what the new contract is. I think making them think we tricked them out of a source of profit is alot more likely to end badly. Remember that these guys kill for money.
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No. 122608 ID: 3af198

>>122602
It would be kind of hard to explain why we are getting a load of money without doing some mission if we were to go with the "We don't have to tell them exactly what the new contract is." idea.
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No. 122610 ID: 84889c

Okay how about this. Go out to breakfast and bring along the gnoll and the goblin. Chat them up a bit, get to know them a bit better, let US get a good impression of them. Then we can compare notes on whether or not we can trust them.
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No. 122621 ID: 8ecfd4

>>122608
That's easy. We got an advance on the pay for simply agreeing to consider the contract. That hints to it being insanely dangerous and lucurative. Which is true.
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No. 122622 ID: 917cac

Seriously telling them is the BEST IDEA EVER we could say something like.

"Hey guys, just so you know. I totally went against our employers and helped some important people escape. It's OK though, they promised that they would find me and give me lots of money and I'm sure they weren't just saying that to avoid getting killed."
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No. 122624 ID: 632862

Don't tell the mercs. They might not care about the world.

Well, don't tell them yet anyway. Right now we're just getting breakfast.
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No. 122664 ID: 8ecfd4

>>122624
Well we don't really care about the world either. We just care about getting paid and living long enough to spend it.

I still think we should use the stone. It gives us a very good chance at either divine power or having a divine power indebted to us.
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No. 122666 ID: 705b6e

>>122664

I agree, we should become god.
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No. 122700 ID: 84889c

You know, ultimately it'd be easier for us to tell you what you should be doing if we had a better idea of what YOU wanted? What are your ideals, goals, values, etc? Are you all out for yourself in a hedonistic manner, or do you see yourself striving for something greater? We totally need an alignment check on this chick.
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No. 122713 ID: 4ce1b0
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122713

I'll worry about becoming god after eating. They're serving bacon and ham and eggs and... oh yeah...

"Hey kid, you turned in early last night. You missed Dag's naked headstand extravaganza."

"I'm fine with that."

Gross...

"Well, eat up. The scouts nailed those nobles that got away last night, so we still get full pay!"

Hrrk! Choking, can't breath... Shit! There goes my pay out!
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No. 122714 ID: 632862

>>122713
Cough up fire.
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No. 122715 ID: 62489a

>>122713
What, you can't do a headstand?

Perhaps, with time and practice, you too can learn the art of the naked headstand extravaganza, and your group can win the Headstand Extravaganza competition at the annual Knockersfest.
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No. 122716 ID: f44349

That settles it then.
Lets go blow up the world and probably get god-powers maybe.
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No. 122723 ID: 8ecfd4

>>122716
This is an excellent idea. But it has the problem of us not knowing where to look for it.

Ask her where they're keeping the nobles. We have to silence them and find out where to go. You might have to volunter for the interrogation and mess it up.
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No. 122737 ID: 6c28cf

>>122713
Well, shit. Looks like you have two choices: Continue mercenary work, or go become a god, and risk destroying the world.
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No. 122764 ID: 84889c

Well really it's your call where we go from here. The only thing you really SHOULDN'T do is stay with the same mercenary company, since that would probably mean the same employer and even if not, the guy who wants the stone you have will be poking around the company sooner or later. If you haven't got it yet, we all think you should team up with the goblin and gnoll as they seem fond of you, but it's still your call if you want to head out alone. But my HUMBLE suggestion is that, alone or with a group, go searching out some information about what our stone does... all the details as you can.
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No. 122771 ID: e0499d

break off the company. And form a new one. Use sex to get the first members (I think that gnoll would be an easy converter).

Then start moving your way up, and become a well established company. You can stay safe that way cause that noble WILL inspect this company for the missing 'good'
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No. 122806 ID: 4ce1b0
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122806

"So where are they now?"

"The client wants to deal with them, so we're keeping the bodies safe. I guess they shouldn't have struggled so much! Heh!"

Ah, damn. No gold, no clues... This whole thing is a wash.
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No. 122807 ID: 62489a

Tell her to get Dag and meet her in your room in a few minutes.

Let's talk to the two of them about the stone and what the nobles said about the stone.
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No. 122808 ID: 889351

>>122806
Except that you have an exceptionally shiny and valuable glowy rock.
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No. 122821 ID: 632862

>>122806
I guess you could find someone to sell it to. Or just keep it yourself.
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No. 122823 ID: 498c52

Let's see if we can check it out. Make sure it's really them.
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No. 122836 ID: 107da3

>>122806

...Wait what if the rock IS the key.
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No. 122840 ID: 9e9b47

Go look at the bodies. See if they have three bodies, or only two. If there's only two one of them might be alive still.
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No. 122868 ID: 6834bc

>>122808
>>122821
>>122836
Yeah, let's sell the doomsday macguffin [ >>117132 ]. Nothing could go wrong!
Don't even consider selling that thing, Rynh.
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No. 122872 ID: c0f3bf

>>122807
Tell them to meet you. Sound incredibly suggestive so nobody thinks you're doing anything important.
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No. 122873 ID: 889351

>>122868
There is no way I would suggest selling it, >>122821 is a little off his rocker.
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No. 122898 ID: 1afd58

YES SELL YOUR VIRGINITY INSTEAD IT IS PROBABLY WORTH MORE ANYWAY
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No. 122917 ID: 84889c

My comment is still the same, but since something happened I figured I'd just remind you..>>122764
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No. 122919 ID: 498c52

Should we let Nako in on it? Can she keep a secret or not?
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No. 122931 ID: 4ce1b0
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122931

"So how many where there?"

"Three of 'em. Two dorfs and some goofy looking human butler guy or something. I guess they're important or something."

"Ah..."

This bacon is a little crispier than I like.
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No. 122937 ID: cfad4e

Make meaningless small talk while feeling depressed over the wasted effort and, y'know, potential end of the world.
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No. 122939 ID: c0f3bf

Ask her if she made sure they were dead, then invite her up. Suggestively. Where's that gnoll anyway?
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No. 122940 ID: 498c52

>Bacon
>Too crispy

What the FUCK is wrong with you? I bet you like it all limp and nasty. Probably cold, too. You've got some serious mental problems here.
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No. 122946 ID: 62489a

Tell the gobbo to get Dag and meet you back in your room, there's something you gotta discuss

Then talk about the stone.
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No. 122947 ID: a56bd0

>>122940
Well you don't want it burnt either... lose to much of the flavor if it's too cooked.
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No. 122948 ID: 6c28cf

>>122937
We still have the key. No world-ending imminent.
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No. 122981 ID: 4ce1b0
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122981

So the only one that know anything about this thing are dead, I'm stuck with this magic chunk of crap... Good thing no one knows about it or that I have it at least. That Ivek guy would probably have me killed or something.

I don't really know Nako or Dagnyr. They seem a bit brutal for me to want to trust them right way. They don't seem like they'd have a problem with turning on me for a profit...

...and crispy bacon is inferior to chewy bacon.
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No. 122982 ID: 476456

oh well damn


well if you're lucky you're the chosen one or some shit.
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No. 122983 ID: 34470e

>>122981
>crispy bacon is inferior to chewy bacon
I agree with this.
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No. 122984 ID: f21281
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122984

>>122981
>crispy bacon is inferior to chewy bacon

DO NOT BLAS-PHEME! DO NOT BLAS-PHEEEEEEME!
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No. 122985 ID: 476456

- you know how these powerful items of world destroying always have some sort of prophecy tacked on.
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No. 122986 ID: 84889c

Don't be foolish. The only people YOU KNOW OF that know about the crystal are dead... but you don't know who else might have information. That should be your objective. Because if Ivek hasn't found what he wanted amongst their corpses, he'll look for it being looted... but someone like YOU.

And if you don't want to bring them with you, well that's fine. Quite frankly you've no real QUEST right now. I just think you should find information. A library, perhaps?
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No. 122987 ID: 498c52

>>122983
>>122981
Continue wallowing in your ignorance, you two.


Now I forgot what we were going to do.
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No. 122989 ID: 9e9b47

Ask Nako why your employers wanted the nobles dead.
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No. 122990 ID: cfad4e

Think of places where you could ditch this artifact where no one will find it for centuries.
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No. 122991 ID: c0f3bf

>>122981
Crispy bacon is indeed inferior, glad to see someone finally stands up for it.

You should be fine so long as you keep it under that massive neck warmer you have there, right? Just do NOT go to meet the client, you're gonna have to get rid of the thing somehow.
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No. 122993 ID: 498c52

>>122990
Except being half dragon we'll probably live that long and have to deal with it later.

What we need to find out:

What this thing is EXACTLY
How to get rid of it permanently.

We don't know either one of these things, and the only person now that DOES know about it is the employer, and we can't ask him. Who is our employer anyway?
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No. 122994 ID: 67c611

Crispyfan here.

Soggyfags can suck a cock.
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No. 122999 ID: f52552

If bacon was safe to eat raw, I would totally do it.
As it is, I prefer rare steaks.
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No. 123018 ID: bb1955

>>122999
Real men eat steak so rare they just popped the horns off and slapped it a few times.
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No. 123021 ID: fe0817

If bacon is a phallic symbol, both crispy or soggy are both bad.
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No. 123026 ID: 6c28cf

>>123018
Indeed. Buffalo has the fullest taste.
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No. 123027 ID: 498c52

>>123021
That's a seriously fucked up dick, either way.


Let's get back on track though. Get paid, get out. We can mess around with this stupid rock after we loot. (We should go loot some, there's probably some good shit left)
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No. 123028 ID: 1d2d60

>>122981
Actually "We" know Nako... well we knew Nako. We used to advise her. Haven't seen her in a while though.

So she may have changed a little... is she still a desperate sex maniac?
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No. 123029 ID: 5f9e7a

>>123028
How do you know it's the same Nako?
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No. 123032 ID: 8ecfd4

>>122981
Well lets check out the bodies. They could have something useful on them for figuring out where to go next. And now you won't have to deal with your companions about any new contract.

If the dead losers don't have anything about where to use the glowy stone you should hit the local churches. One of those should have something about doomsday prophecies linked to glowy stones.
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No. 123034 ID: 1d2d60

>>123029
Ask her if she knows some people we know? Perhaps about that time she and Tura took turns with Musor?
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No. 123058 ID: 6c28cf

>>123029
Looks like her.
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No. 123287 ID: c05c83

>>123058
The only way to tell is to see her naked. Rynh, that's your mission.
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No. 123292 ID: 4531bc

>>123287
see
>>/questdis/319728
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No. 123512 ID: 4ce1b0
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123512

I told you, I don't really know Nako and why would seeing her naked matt-

"My, my... Seeing you all like this almost makes me forget you're a bunch of hired thugs and murderers. Now listen very carefully, I'm only going to say this once!"

Who the hell is this sawed off asshole?
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No. 123514 ID: 172cce

>>123512
What ever you do, make him repeat himself.
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No. 123517 ID: 1d2d60

>>123512
Looks like a plothook. Careful for the little guy with the staff.. he's the one to watch out for.
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No. 123519 ID: e0499d

>>123512
Don't attack, though they may seem aggressive. They could be your nobles in disguise... maybe...
One of em' could be hunched over, another in a fat suit... I don't know...
Just get ready to do a barrel roll out the window if need be.
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No. 123520 ID: 476456

Probably the guy who wants your crystal dealie.
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No. 123524 ID: 1e1932

>>123512

Tell him to fuck off.
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No. 123528 ID: 476456

If he says something to the effect of "I Will give 5 bazillion gold to the man who.." cut him off with a thrown chair or something..then start a bar brawl
>>
No. 123529 ID: 476456

in fact just start the brawl anyway
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No. 123563 ID: e828f5

It's pretty obviously Ivek. Try not to attract any attention to yourself, but don't try to seem like you're hiding something. And for god's sake, I hope you've got the stone well-hidden.
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No. 123568 ID: 0e759d

>>123512
Just act casual and remain inconspicuous.
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No. 123596 ID: 48ab8b

Just act mildly interested, after all it would be weird for someone to completely ignore them, they did make a loud entrance.
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No. 123598 ID: 632862

Act interested.
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No. 123668 ID: d0f79c

Act neutral.
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No. 123690 ID: 8ecfd4

>>123512
Order up a bottle of high proof alcohol and tell Nako to get ready. I hope you have some weapons on you.

Once you get the bottle you give them your best hungover stare and say "Who the flying fuck are you and what the fuck do you want?". At first signs of trouble throw the bottle at the little guy and hope it breaks and then unleash some fiery death on them.
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No. 123716 ID: 6c28cf

>>123512
From his arrogance, he is likely important. Say nothing, and remain unobtrusive.
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No. 123795 ID: a09ad6

>>123512
Squeak adorably and fall off your chair.
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No. 123828 ID: 4ce1b0
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123828

"Your captains were made aware of this, but perhaps you rank-and-file grunts were not informed that a certain bauble should be delivered directly to my person. A blue crystal."

I can't tell if he's a dwarf or a stubby human, but I'm pretty sure this is that Ivek guy.

"I want what's mine, but I guess I will appeal to your... well, mercenary mindsets by offering a hefty reward for it's return."

>>123563
It's around my neck, under my clothes. No one can see it.

>>123568
>>123596
>>123598
>>123668
>>123716
I think I'm just going to sit here and hope he goes away.
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No. 123829 ID: 62489a

Yeah, best to just ignore them.
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No. 123830 ID: e0499d

>>123828
ask for a more accurate discription.
Seem oblivious.

Generally, people with magic staffs that have skulls shouldn't be trusted.... usually.
Unless they're a good necromancer or something...
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No. 123833 ID: e828f5

In a best case scenario, you'd not be here. I mean for all you know, that mouse shaman whatever might be able to use a spell to locate it, detect deception, or something else that'll screw you. Barring escaping after a distraction, you'll just have to play it out. Perk up at the mention of a reward and cast a suspicious glance around the room, as if wondering if one of the other mercs has it.
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No. 123834 ID: 147ea2

Get some more bacon.
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No. 123838 ID: 632862

Eye everyone else in the room, as if you're trying to figure out if anyone's got it.
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No. 123841 ID: 1e1932

>>123828

Don't fall for it! Think of the big picture here!
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No. 123858 ID: 8ecfd4

>>123828
You should still order some strong high proof alcohol. If things turn nasty then having it as a backup would be useful. And that ratguy looks like a magic user. He might scry the crystal, so it could be worth to think about placing it on some drunk belligerent merc in the hopes of starting a brawl.
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No. 123873 ID: e0499d

>>123858
scrying requires knowing of the crystal, and having seen it before.
or at least that's how it usually works.
but ordering a high proof beverage in a bottle and perking up sounds like a good idea

both turn away suspicion and one allows you to...
kill them with fire...
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No. 123878 ID: 498c52

Act nonchalant. Don't say anything.
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No. 124110 ID: 119b5c

>>123828
Hey flatchest. Keep your mouth shut and let the vets do the talking. If your singled out, he might know, and you might be in trouble. If he doesn't, this is just a business call, and you can think of a way of cashing in on the other nobles, the trinket, AND getting paid for the assault, all in one go. Retire with style, and never look back.
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No. 124117 ID: 4ce1b0
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124117

Fine, I'll just sit here and pretend to be moderately interested to avoid atten- "This one smell of magic, yesss..."

Shit.
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No. 124121 ID: 476456

scream "YOU CALLING ME SOME SORT OF SISSY MAGICIAN?" then throw a chair
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No. 124123 ID: f21281

>>124117
"I'm half dragon. Of fucking course I smell like magic, IT'S IN MY FUCKING BLOOD."
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No. 124124 ID: e3f578

Smile like you're playing around. Use an appropriate voice. "Now now now, I'm part dragon. What do you expect?"
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No. 124125 ID: 62489a

>>124117
Say "No duh, I'm half dragon, I've probably got magical queefs coming out my vagina or some shit. Come any closer and you're getting a kick in the balls, you perv."
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No. 124126 ID: a56bd0

"Of course I smell like magic yah old coot... I'm part dragon doncha know, or did you think I just at chili before every battle?"
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No. 124127 ID: 632862

>>124117
Breathe fire on his skullstaff. "Magic like that?"
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No. 124129 ID: 147ea2

Spit out a little fire and look mildly confused.
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No. 124134 ID: 84889c

Don't look frightened or suspicious, just glare at the little rodent and sneer, perhaps claim that because you're half dragon, you smell that way. follow up with a bit of flame breath in his face.
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No. 124168 ID: 4ce1b0
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124168

I blast the little fucker with a decent puff.

"I wonder why that is, dumbass. Now fuck off!"

"Hsssssssssssssss!"

I wonder if these guys are even worth being afraid of. This rat guy is a bitch.
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No. 124172 ID: 62489a

Observe the others in a hardboiled manner.
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No. 124174 ID: 84889c

That's mcalled being a lacky. Now to see how the others respond to that.
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No. 124186 ID: 0e759d

>>124168
Hah! Nice!
If anyone makes further inquiries, get a bit more agressive. Just a bit, not killing, if it comes to blows, than kill them, but only then.
Otherwise, continue nonchalant, slightly interested observation.
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No. 124189 ID: 632862

>>124168
It's not them you should be afraid of. It's the other mercs. They'll get pissed if you kill Ivek before he pays out.
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No. 124196 ID: 0e759d

>>124189
In the immediate, yeah.
Best to just avoid confrontation for now, don't wanna piss off the other mercs.
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No. 124354 ID: 6c28cf

>>124168
Well handled. Let's see his reaction before any further action on our part.
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No. 124396 ID: c0f3bf

Rat guy might just be the sissy of the group, cough a bit and ask the bartender for a drink.
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No. 124767 ID: 4ce1b0
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124767

They'd better watch their asses or I'll... Aw, fuck.
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No. 124769 ID: 62489a

>>124767
Yell "RAPE! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!"

Also think to yourself that there is an advantage to not having breasts in a situation like this.
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No. 124770 ID: e828f5

Well what'd you expect? I said frighten, not attack. Anyway, don't resist or struggle. This is your employer, after all. Look just about as pissed/frustrated as someone wrongly accused would, but put up with it because you have to.
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No. 124771 ID: 67c611

>>124767
Give him the coldest stare you have ever given anyone in your entire life.

Why exactly do you want to keep the stone? (I may have missed something important)
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No. 124773 ID: f21281

>>124767
Look him dead in the eye.

"Hey. Dinner first, then you can try for second base."
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No. 124774 ID: e3f578

Tease "Aww, come on now. Tell me you didn't laugh at that with a straight face?"
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No. 124775 ID: 67c611

>>124773
That would indicate that we are female and would then lead to rape and/or death from rape.
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No. 124803 ID: 498c52

>>124773
this is the best line
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No. 124811 ID: 4ce1b0
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124811

>>124771
I don't know if staring is going to work or not...

"You gotta buy me dinner first if you're gonna get all grabby."

"You ain't gonna be eatin' dinner for a long time with a broke jaw."
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No. 124814 ID: 62489a

>>124811
"Well you've got my attention so whaddya want?"
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No. 124816 ID: e828f5

Yeah a bit more humility on your part might go a long way. I mean you're basically being confronted by your boss. Being irritated by an accusation is natural, but further resisting wouldn't be a good idea.
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No. 124817 ID: 67c611

Say "I wish I was strong enough to piss you off without getting killed."
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No. 124818 ID: 498c52

Somebody's compensating for something, beating up a little girl like you
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No. 124821 ID: 0e759d

>>124818
Man, I bet this is the only way he's ever able to get laid, a face like his.
And that breath! Yeesh, you'd think the UN would intervene, 'cause he seems to be hiding Bio-weapons in his mouth!
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No. 124822 ID: 1d2d60

>>124818
Let's not tell him we are a girl... you know how those ogre's are...
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No. 124824 ID: 0e759d

>>124822
Good point.
Excuse me while I go off to find the brain-bleach...
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No. 124825 ID: e3f578

"Come on, what's wrong with a little fun with your boss. That was funny. You can appreciate a bit of slapstick humor..." breath fire into his face and blind him, "can't you?"
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No. 124827 ID: 498c52

Ask him how many humans he thinks he's worth. Then tell him we just got done killing five more than whatever he said.
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No. 124833 ID: 889351

>>124817
This seems good, don't be particularly annoying.
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No. 124834 ID: 67c611

We are 2 seconds away from death. Don't temp him.
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No. 124847 ID: 824397

Realize that his knuckles are pressed up against your itty bitty titties.
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No. 124852 ID: 6834bc

>>124847
She hasn't got tits, she's a kobold/dragon and therefore so flat.
(But that's okay.)
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No. 124897 ID: 8ecfd4

>>124811
Tell him that it's <breath high intensity fire straight into his eyes> fucking hard to break jaws when you can't see. Then look over to your boss and tell him that he needs better hired help.

If we take out his guys he might be the kind of bastard that will hire you on for your competence. And if we get hired by him we can likely find out more about where to take our glowy stone to attain godhood.
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No. 124907 ID: 632862

>>124811
"I don't have the damned blue crystal. So quit it!"
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No. 124914 ID: 0e759d

>>124907
WORST END.
Don't do this, do this:
>>124897
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No. 124962 ID: c0f3bf

Tell him you're sensitive about your heritage, and you didn't even hurt the guy.
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No. 125348 ID: e0499d

>>124811
What am I getting threatened for? One generally gets pissed when another makes fun of his or her heritage...
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No. 125352 ID: 4ce1b0
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125352

"What? It was funny. It's not like I fried him. He should watch where he sticks his big nose."

I think I'll skip the fire to the eyes part, since he doesn't need to see to crush my skull right now.

"Heh... Stupid K'vssh. Runs like a little babyrat.
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No. 125354 ID: 632862

>>125352
"So what's your name, big guy?"
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No. 125355 ID: 15f6d6

Laugh with him all big. Do a big laugh.
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No. 125356 ID: e828f5

Okay that's a good face, but we need a slight modification so you can say "Problem Ivek" and he'll respond with "...get the fuck out of here."
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No. 125357 ID: e3f578

Heh, what a baby, sending a big strong man to fight his battles, eh?
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No. 125363 ID: 67c611

"You can put me down now."
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No. 125379 ID: e0499d

>>125352
Make fun of K'vssh. Say that you were offended by his racial comments, as you are half dragon.
Tell the ogre that he should understand since he would do something similar if someone said that he's dumb... which he isn't.
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No. 125462 ID: 9e9b47

>>125352

Ask him if he knows how beautiful his eyes are in the light
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No. 125470 ID: 4ce1b0
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125470

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

*CRASH*

Aw, fuck! My ass!

AW, FUCK! MY BACON!

"Now keep it down, fuzzy rat thing."
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No. 125471 ID: 15f6d6

5 second rule! Grab that bacon and stuff it in your maw. It's totally still good.
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No. 125472 ID: a009f5

eat bacon
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No. 125473 ID: e828f5

Five second rule! It's still good!
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No. 125476 ID: 67c611

Glare at them. Right table and chair. Order more bacon. Nom.
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No. 125477 ID: 8399bd

Save the bacon before it's too late!!!!
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No. 125478 ID: 9e9b47

>>125470

Get the bacon.
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No. 125483 ID: e0499d

>>125470
plus side: your vagina nor your crystal showed in that throw. So you're doubly safe...

GET THE BACON!
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No. 125485 ID: 0e759d

>>125470
Hurry and bacon get!
You need your breakfast!
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No. 125589 ID: 8ecfd4

>>125352
Getting your eyes burned out hurts like fucking hell. It usually kills the person from the shock.

>>125470
You can get more bacon. And how do you intend to get Ivek to hire you as a personal bodyguard now? He's not really going to be impressed that you can distract an ogre with shit for brains.
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No. 125601 ID: 8e18cd

>>125470

SAVE THE GODDAMN BACON! QUICK!
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No. 125834 ID: 4ce1b0
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125834

>>125477
>>125478
>>125483
>>125485
>>125601
I-it's too late. It's all covered in plate shards and dirt.
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No. 125836 ID: 3416ec

AVENGE THE FALLEN BACON.
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No. 125839 ID: 889351

>>125834
Damn it. Well go get more bacon. Just ignore the jerks/employers/evil forces and protect the rock.
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No. 125844 ID: 84889c

You're pretty under the radar now, having been examined and dismissed... might be a good idea to just go back to your table and sulk... or burst into tears for the fallen bacon.
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No. 125846 ID: 8ecfd4

>>125834
Kill the Ogre as revenge for your Bacon. We shall fight for the fallen!

Aferwards inquire about filling the now free bodyguard position.
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No. 125850 ID: 3416ec

>>125844

I vote for this, but make a mental note to avenge your fallen breakfast.
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No. 125913 ID: 0e759d

>>125834
No!
The baacoooonn!
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No. 125931 ID: 3af198

>>125844
Looking upset over your breakfast may be a good way to show Ivek that you've learned your lesson. I would avoid crying over it though, you don't want to be seen as a wimp.
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No. 125981 ID: 5a2e05

VENGEANCE WILL BE HAD... later. Right now just lay low.
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No. 126173 ID: 8ecfd4

>>125850
>>125913
>>125844
>>125931
>>125981
Oh come on now. How will she get hired as Iveks bodyguard by doing that? Old wisdom states that when you kill an evil boss bodyguards he gets impressed and is willing to hire you.

As his bodyguard we could find out where we need to go in our quest for divinity and more importantly kill the competetition. After all, as a bodyguard we will be close to him and we will know of most of his security measures. Then it should be alot easier to kill him and then we would have a free run towards divinity.
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No. 126301 ID: 4ce1b0
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126301

I guess I'll let it slide for now, but I won't forget this, oh no! One day I will avenge my bacon and revenge will be almost as sweet as delicious, greasy, smoked pig strips.
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No. 126302 ID: bf1e7e

>>126301

You know, if you had had your bacon actually cooked right you could just brush it off and it'd be fine.

Just sayin'.
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No. 126305 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126301
And the day for vengence is today. Find a fork and blind that ogre. You should be able to creat a thin beam of fire and aim it specificall at it's eyes. Once it's down then you stab it in the balls with the fork and then you find a dull knife and saw of its head.

Then you calmy sit down and order a new plate of bacon. Horrifically killing stuff can give you such an appetite. I mean I knew this one guy who would always have a nice dinner after a day of impaling his enemies. Usually surounded by their still twitching bodies, you know a person can live for quite a while even after you have impaled them if you do it right.
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No. 126307 ID: 4ce1b0
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126307

"Just remember what I said. I want that stone."

Good, they're leaving. I'm not giving him this stone now... Not after the bacon thing, but everyone else will be after it now. I have to be careful.
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No. 126308 ID: 14bc7d

>>126307
The former idea of shoving it where the sun does not shine still stands.
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No. 126309 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126307
Fine, don't murder them horrifically in plain sight then. See if I care. Just be prepared for many males to come and try to protect a cute little innocent frail thing like you.

Let's go to the local church or library and hit up some plot hooks. We need to know where we should take the damn stone.
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No. 126310 ID: c0f3bf

Order more bacon. And orange juice. Ask Nako and Dagnyr if they've seen it.
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No. 126315 ID: 632862

>>126307
To the library!
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No. 126320 ID: 62489a

>>126307
Grab Dag and Nak and say we need to talk.

Go into the back room, make sure all blinds and windows and doors are locked, tell them to keep it down.

Reveal to them you have the stone, and ponder how we can use it to our advantage.
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No. 126324 ID: e828f5

The question is, of course, can our adorable heroine TRUST the goblin and the gnoll? Whereas I can't really say much for the goblin's state of mind, using my subtle powers of perception I note that the gnoll has something of a frown on his face as Ivek leaves. This suggests he may not be fond of the man, and may be sympathetic towards helping you out against his interests.
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No. 126325 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126324
If we're going to enlist their help I think we should be as vague as we possibly can. Just mention that we happen to have heard about a ritual that could earn them all incredible riches. Enough to take over a country. But we'er not certain on the specifics, so we need to find them out and there might be dangerous stuff along the road.
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No. 126555 ID: 4ce1b0
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126555

>Get more bacon
This is a given.

>Talk to the others about this, discreetly.

I don't see Nako at the moment, but Dagnyr is sitting with Jehral, so I bother them instead.

"Do any of you guys know what the hell he's after?"

"Something magic, I guess. Probably something important to go to all this trouble."

"I just hope he doesn't try skipping out on us without paying because he didn't find it."

He'd better not... I still have to pay for this bacon.
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No. 126557 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126555
Ask them what they would think about going on a quest for unimaginable riches and power? They have eaten your bacon so they should be more inclined to listening.
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No. 126564 ID: 5774c9

What species is Jehral? He/she looks like you, but with different ears.

Also: Bear in mind that Dagnyr probably knows what gender you are already - gnolls have a good sense of smell.

Ask them if they know what exactly happened to the nobles.
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No. 126565 ID: 1e7931

>>126555

Tavern burns down in three... Two...
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No. 126569 ID: 0e759d

>>126557
Agreed.
"Hey guys, I got a lead on a job, just me, you two, and Nako. High payoff, less people to split the money between, and less immediate danger than sticking with this job for more glory. What do you say?"
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No. 126590 ID: e828f5

Yeah I don't think you've introduced us to the other person here... what do you know of him/her?
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No. 126599 ID: 476456

Oh man Jehral is adorable.

also he's making eyes at you.
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No. 126630 ID: 4ce1b0
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126630

I'm pretty sure he's just a "normal" half-kobold. You know... with a human or elf or something.

>>126599
What? No way... I didn't notice... He's so short, he's like a little kid or something... Shut up.
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No. 126632 ID: 1afd58

>>126630
you mean you want him to /give/ you a little kid.

you pervert
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No. 126633 ID: 14bc7d

>>126630
Punch him in the snout to establish dominance. Sensually.
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No. 126635 ID: 1153ac

>>126630
You think of Jehral when you touch yourself, don't you?
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No. 126639 ID: 5774c9

>>126630
You two will have the most adorable babies in the known universe.

Anyway, how much do you trust these two?
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No. 126641 ID: 8f1880

>>126630

That's just how kobolds are.
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No. 126644 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126639
One should never trust people completly when it comes to chances at divine power. The temptation can be very strong. I mean it's just not riches at stake, it's the power of a fucking God, you know immortality and all that divine shit. Something like that can turn even the most trusted companion into a backstabber.
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No. 126658 ID: fe0817

We need him on our team. His cuteness will help us persuade many enemies. Just like a legendary bard in the past. Same specie too.
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No. 126736 ID: e75a2f
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126736

You know it's gonna happen sooner or later.
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No. 126902 ID: c0f3bf

He might not be a kid... you know how kobolds are.
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No. 126909 ID: 8f1880

Come to think of it...why don't we just ASK him how old he is?
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No. 127037 ID: d31d16

>>126630
'Bolds grow up fast. He might be an adult.. physically at least. What's up with him anyway? Doesn't look like a merc.
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No. 127041 ID: 5a2e05

>>127037
And Rynh does?
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No. 127064 ID: 12fc66

>>126630
Give him a playful poke on the nose.
Not a rub, just a poke. The distinction is important.
Say "Boop" as you do it.
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No. 127079 ID: ffcfa8

Rub his nose seductively.
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No. 127133 ID: 3297aa

>>127064
>>127079
Bacon first, sex later.
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No. 127136 ID: 0e759d

>>127133
When bacon is present, sex is hardly a concern at all.
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No. 127138 ID: ffcfa8

>>127133
Why can't we have both?

...at the same time?
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No. 127140 ID: 632862

Ask him why he's staring at you.
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No. 127143 ID: 0e759d

>>127138
Hmm, well, if that's the case, the sex should be with another woman.
Because that's how bacon-fetish sex should be.
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No. 127326 ID: 4ce1b0
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127326

Oh god what? Touch his nose? In public? No way! Shut up! I don't want babies with him either! I barely know him! Argh!
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No. 127329 ID: c0f3bf

Don't have to rush things, but it might be nice to get to know him better~
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No. 127331 ID: d31d16

>>127326
He appears to have bacon on his plate still.
Sneak a slice. He looks a little dim, he might fall for simple distractions.. maybe get Dagnyr into a conversation with him.

Perhaps by alluding that you and he have already fooled around. Dagnyr will probably grill him for details while the cute lil' thing's brain locks up.
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No. 127332 ID: d31d16

>>127326
What DO you know about him? As mentioned before, he doesn't look like the merc type, even compared to you. A local? Or one of Dagnyr's friends?
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No. 127335 ID: fe0817

>>127331

I agree with this person. As well, we need to check his gender to make sure he is male.
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No. 127339 ID: 5a2e05

>>127326
Rynh, hon, if you wanna keep up the charade you're gonna have to stop being adorable.
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No. 127350 ID: e3f578

He's still adorable. You've got to do something in this time of peace!
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No. 127354 ID: e0499d

>>127326
wait... everyone still thinks you're male...

So why is he/she looking at you like that?

so priorities
1: find gender of Jehral
2: Why is Jehral looking at you
3: Find a way to escape the impending discovery of your jewel
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No. 127355 ID: 1d2d60

>>127354
He can probably smell the woman on her or maybe he just needs a friend who is of his own race? probably some mix of both.
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No. 127357 ID: 8f1880

>>127326

MY MIND'S TELLIN' ME NO~!

BUT MY BODY~!

MY BODYYYYYYY'S TELLIN' ME YEEEEES~!
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No. 127361 ID: 4ce1b0
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127361

He's not staring at me. Why would he be staring at me?
They can smell me? Do they notice? Nobody ever said anything about it to me... I can't smell them, there's too many smells in here. I should be okay... Unless gnolls smell better than kobolds.

And I'm pretty sure he's male. How many female kobolds pretending to be guys could there possibly be? And even if they found out, I never said I was a guy, I just let people assume.

And why would anyone discover the jewel unless they were reaching around in my shirt?
Gah! I'm all wired now!
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No. 127362 ID: f21281

>>127361
*slap*

AT EASE, SOLDIER.
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No. 127363 ID: 632862

>>127361
Calm down, you.
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No. 127364 ID: c0f3bf

It's alright, he probably can't smell you THAT well, and even if he can you won't be losing much. Try sniffing him, see what you can determine.
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No. 127365 ID: 6834bc

>>127361
You want them to be reaching around in your shirt, don't you, Rynh? Rubbing your chest with their hands.
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No. 127367 ID: 8ecfd4

>>127361
Chances are they don't care. Nako and Dagnyr seem to work out just fine and Nako is quite obviously a female. Just take a fucking chill pill.

Now tell them that you have some hard intel on a ritual that could make all of you filthy rich. But you need to find out a bit more on the specifics and the road ahead might be dangerous. But the reward will be worth almost anything.
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No. 127368 ID: e0499d

>>127361
woah... overreaction...
Something you wanna tell us? Is it your time of the month? And why the empahasis on hands under your shirt?

I'm just kidding, but you're going abnormally insane here...
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No. 127369 ID: e3f578

Well then you need to wire down, whatever that means
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No. 127373 ID: 62489a

>>127361
Calm down and whatever you do, don't think of Dag bending you over the table.
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No. 127389 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126557271674.png - (189.58KB , 1024x768 , 83.png )
127389

>>127364
I'm not going to sniff him! That would be creepy.

>>127365
No! Because then they would find the stone. Are you even paying attention?


>>127368
It's not my time of the month! I don't have a time of the month! I don't know when I'll start having a time of the month! I might just start laying eggs like a chicken someday! I don't know!

>>127373
FUCK YOU!


"Are you okay, Rynh?"
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No. 127390 ID: 62489a

"Yeah, sorry, where was I? I need a drink."
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No. 127391 ID: c0f3bf

Just say that you're still pissed your bacon got ruined, this new stuff isn't as good.
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No. 127394 ID: 8ecfd4

>>127389
Take a fucking chill pill and chillax some sister. They gonna get suspicious at you freaking out and staring off into nowhere soon. Take a few deep breaths and maybe a shoot of booze or two.

Then tell them that you have some hard intel on a ritual that could make all of you filthy rich. But you need to find out a bit more on the specifics and the road ahead might be dangerous. But the reward will be worth almost anything.
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No. 127395 ID: a56bd0

>>127389
Calm down milady... there is nothing here to be frustrated about.

Now let us assess our options, we can either try to hold on to this secret until we die or are discovered in this crazy army... fighting random battles or something.

We can try to pick out a few trustworthy fellows whould would support us (and being a fellow half-bold he should feel some kinship with you, if not actual attraction.)

Or we can try to strike out on our own and... I dunno do some kind of questing to get this crystal under safer hands (or shirts.)
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No. 127396 ID: fe0817

Well, my brain is telling me... GODDAMMIT NO! Kobold, why are you so DARN adorable?
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No. 127404 ID: 899c52

>>127389
Focus, Rynh - focus! What are we gonna do about the stone?

I agree with the plan suggested above: let the guys know we have a huge money making opportunity, but that you can't divulge the full details just yet.
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No. 127405 ID: 5a2e05

Remember to tell him that you are NOT, in fact, arguing with crazy headvoices.
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No. 127408 ID: 632862

I'm not sure it's such a great idea to start talking about a mysterious plan right after the boss got finished asking about a mysterious crystal. People might think the two things are related.
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No. 127418 ID: e3f578

why in the hell are you yelling at yourself?
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No. 127451 ID: e828f5

I am amused.
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No. 127484 ID: 506441

>>127389
>I might just start laying eggs like a chicken someday!
>laying eggs like a chicken
>laying eggs
>eggs

Cool! you can make your own breakfast!
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No. 127498 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126558752665.png - (150.58KB , 1024x768 , 84.png )
127498

"I'm fine."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm just... angry... at that ogre."

>>127408
I guess. That would be a little suspicious.

>>127484
Maybe. Dragons lay eggs, I'm part dragon. I don't know how it will work...
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No. 127501 ID: 476456

I'M SURE YOU'LL MAKE A GREAT MOTHER!
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No. 127507 ID: c0f3bf

There is another strip of bacon. eat it.
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No. 127509 ID: 476456

Also ask him nicely for his bacon
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No. 127511 ID: 62489a

>>127498
"Well anyways, I want to talk to you and Nako later about something. It's not really important. Can you guys meet me in my quarters in about an hour?"
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No. 127512 ID: 5a2e05

>>127498
Baaaaaaaacon~
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No. 127513 ID: 506441

>>127498
>>127507
>>127509
Arm wrestle him for it!
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No. 127516 ID: 327085

>>127498
You don't have to tell them the particulars of the stone or that it involves magic or anything, just let them know that you have an amazing money making opportunity that doesn't involve shady real estate transactions.

In any case, you need to do something, otherwise NBC will cancel this quest.
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No. 127519 ID: 197650

>>127511
setting her up for some double teaming ey? I like your style.
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No. 127599 ID: e828f5

Honestly, I actually second the idea of arm wrestling the kobold for the bacon. it's a nice friendly way to get bacon and establish a sort of repertoire with a potential ally.

Also, is that gnoll wearing a snuggie?
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No. 127606 ID: 327085

Hump Jehral to establish dominance.
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No. 127613 ID: fe0817

Ask whether you can exchange bacon for a noserub.
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No. 127618 ID: 4ce1b0
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127618

"I'll arm wrestle you for the last piece..."

"No way! You're way bigger than me. Nom~"

Aw damn...
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No. 127620 ID: fe0817

Looks like I will have to eat you then!

Commence licking his nose. Taste the bacon flavour!
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No. 127621 ID: 327085

>>127618
AND THE PLOT THUNDERS ALONG LIKE AN UNSTOPPABLE FREIGHT TRAIN
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No. 127622 ID: 506441

Punch Jehral in the snout to establish dominance.
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No. 127623 ID: e828f5

Well if he hadn't already eaten it I'd say that it'd be a good way to reveal your gender, asking "what, afraid of being beaten by a giiiiirl?" but I guess that's out of the picture. Anyway what's up with Snuggie-Dag? He seems oddly quiet. Something on his mind? Ask.
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No. 127625 ID: c0f3bf

>>127620
Yes, it will make you look manlier to tease your buds. Do it, he must taste incredibly bacony!
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No. 127642 ID: e3f578

Open his mouth with your mouth and steal it with your elongated tongue.
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No. 127734 ID: 62489a

Let's not start violence already.

Let's just... go without bacon for now. It's bad for you anyways. You won't have a skinny, flexible body like that for long if you eat bacon.
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No. 127767 ID: 8f1880

>>127618

Should have offered to let him cop a feel for it.
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No. 127769 ID: e050d6

>>127618
i bet his mouth tastes like bacon now
...
kiss him
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No. 127771 ID: 632862

Sigh and slump. Doze off a bit.
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No. 127809 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126560452518.png - (157.29KB , 1024x768 , 86.png )
127809

"Ehhhyeeaaaaaaggggghhhh..."

"Ack! Rynh! What are you doing!?"
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No. 127812 ID: e828f5

wat
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No. 127814 ID: 506441

>>127809
>"Ack! Rynh! What are you doing!?"
HE'S PICKING YOUR NOSE!
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No. 127819 ID: 327085

>>127809
Now rub your nose against his. Slowly. Seductively.

Yeah... yeah that's nice...
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No. 127820 ID: e3f578

Dammit, he swallowed the bacon! You can't get it out of his mouth now unless you dig deeper with your tongue. But that might choke him.
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No. 127821 ID: 476456

and gently whisper in his ear "Next time give me the bacon"
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No. 127822 ID: 632862

>>127809
WAT

Didn't you just say you weren't going to touch his nose in public?
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No. 127823 ID: 8de3b3

>>127809
Calmly sit down and explain that you were tasting the last of the bacon. Try not to think about the fact that you just licked alll overrr his little face. The sensitive skin rubbed against your tongue.
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No. 127841 ID: 12fc66
File 126560540431.png - (20.29KB , 365x418 , raital-q.png )
127841

>>127809
He's so small and weak. Protect him.
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No. 127856 ID: 506441
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127856

>>127809
>>127841
>He's so small and weak. Protect him.
WITH YOUR VAGINA!
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No. 127858 ID: 8b7db1

>>127856
I lol'ed at the file name.
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No. 127859 ID: e3f578
File 126560653475.gif - (170.71KB , 800x600 , bladetree.gif )
127859

>>127856
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No. 127865 ID: c1b520
File 126560715289.png - (6.00KB , 461x327 , continue.png )
127865

>>127856
Continue.
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No. 127893 ID: 8ecfd4

>>127809
As fun and arousing as your pervy antics are I suggest you get the show on the road. Just tell them that you're scoping out a major contract that should pay alot better than the current one. You just need some more information about the stuff involved. Then lets us go find the nearest temple or library.
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No. 127923 ID: e050d6

>>127821
this
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No. 127961 ID: 62489a

What ARE you doing, Rynh? Everyone is going to think you're crazy.
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No. 128029 ID: a0c43c

Sling him over your shoulder and say 'Fine. I'll just take something else of yours.' Then, start walking in the direction of the rooms.

Or, just laugh at him and brush it off. Then talk business.
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No. 128033 ID: e0499d

>>127809
sexually molesting you for the bacon...
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No. 128038 ID: c0f3bf

>>127821
Be sure to get as close as physically possible when you say it.
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No. 128082 ID: fe0817

>>128029

I am with this person on this.
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No. 128474 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126568752349.png - (158.84KB , 1024x768 , 87.png )
128474

"I'm just messing around. You should lighten up."

>>127893
I guess I should go find out about the stone so I know what I'm dealing with before I ask people to join me.

>>127822
Oh crap... I licked his nose. Uh... I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean anything. I mean, we're not even purebred kobolds. Right?

"Poor kid. He's going to think everyone bigger than him wants to eat him. Maybe it would help if we stopped telling him that we do! KEHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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No. 128475 ID: 62489a

>>128474
Take Dag with you. Tell him that you feel safer with him around, being a slender little halfbreed.
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No. 128476 ID: e828f5

Nice to see Dag in on the conversation at last. Give him some lickin's so he doesn't feel left out.

(Y'see that? I provide a suggestion and a REASON for it)
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No. 128478 ID: c0f3bf

Tickle the side of his neck with your tail. Ask Dag if she's got anything else lined up for work after you guys get paid.
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No. 128479 ID: 632862

>>128474
I dunno if it means anything. It's a pretty grey area between mixed breeds, like you said.

Let's go to the library.
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No. 128480 ID: 8ce2bf

>>128474
What it means is you want to fuck him.
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No. 128481 ID: 817cd3

>>128474
>Uh... I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean anything. I mean, we're not even purebred kobolds. Right?

Hehe.. don't you wish... don't tell me you haven't ever struggled to chose between your loins or your nose.
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No. 128482 ID: e53249

>>128474
arm wrestle dag for the right to eat Jehral!
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No. 128657 ID: 12fc66
File 126571278715.png - (20.39KB , 365x418 , raital-q3.png )
128657

>>128474
Tell Jehral not to worry, that you'll protect him from anyone trying to eat him. He's our sidekick from now on.
So small and weak... we could do anything to him. He needs us.
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No. 128704 ID: 8ecfd4

>>128474
Well unless you're going to eat him or rape him right now I would suggest telling them that you're going out to find leads on a potential big contract. Then head towards the nearest temple or library.
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No. 128908 ID: fe0817

>>128657

For once, Raital is right on the mark.
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No. 128981 ID: 4ce1b0
File 12657652877.png - (214.10KB , 1024x768 , 88.png )
128981

>>128480
N-no way. Even if I did want to, he's so small I doubt it would be that enjoyable for either one of us.

>>128478
"Hey, Dagnyr. Do we have anymore work lined up?"

"Nah... Nothin' I heard of anyway. Time ta sit around and get hammered up fer a few days I guess."

"What about pay?"

"Give it a few days to get sorted out. Why? Hurtin' fer cash?"

"Nah."

I'm not broke or anything. I don't have anything big I want to buy anyway.
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No. 128983 ID: e828f5

Nice job with the impulsive act and no follow-through. Now you're just creepy-weird. Anyway the sooner you get your cash the sooner you can blow the joint.

Anyway, aside from just laying low until you get paid, you've really no specific task until you can get to somewhere where you can learn more about the stone and all.
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No. 128984 ID: 632862

>>128981
Yeah, let's just go to the library.
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No. 128987 ID: e0499d

>>128984
a non-magic using mercenary... in a library...

that looks so normal...

Maybe getting magic lessons or something (explaination for magic smell?)
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No. 128988 ID: 67c611

You know that using the 69 position it really doesn't matter how big his dick is he can still please you.
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No. 129004 ID: e0499d

>>128988
... he's too short... even for that...

how sad is that >_>
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No. 129006 ID: a56bd0

>>128981
You would be surprised... but total proportionality does not always follow expected norms. Especially where halfbreeds are concerned.

Anyhow... let us proceed to a place more suited for the learning of dark secrets.
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No. 129007 ID: 2dd482

>>129004
well I guess he could use his... fist and forearm, or something. Being someones bitch means you don't get to ask or expect anything in return.
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No. 129032 ID: fe0817

That's OK. It doesn't have to proceed to sex right away. Carry him with you to the library, and tell him you don't want to eat him yet. He is just too adorable. Say that you are his new master now.

Think about ways to... make sex work. Raital and Mudy did it. I am sure Reaver can enlighten us on how.
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No. 129037 ID: 15f6d6

He's tiny a dumb. Go to the library, learn about the stone.
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No. 129038 ID: d31d16

>>128981
Inform us why Jehral is comfortable eating breakfast with a mercenary gnoll three or four times his mass. He seemed pretty chill when the ogre and the rat-wizard came in, as well..
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No. 129039 ID: 9e9b47

Head to the library for boring exciting book search montage.
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No. 129083 ID: e447a9

>>128981
You know what they say... midgets are usually big where it counts~

By which, I surely mean his nose. That soft, sensuous nose. Maybe you could take him along if you follow the suggestions for the library. Libraries have all those secretive nooks and crannies that you could try things in.
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No. 130465 ID: 4ce1b0
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130465

After breakfast I go to the temple. They might have books on this or at least know stuff about it.

"Hello, child. How can I help you? Kupo~"
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No. 130466 ID: 63f46a

A moogle!
Ask for a book about shiny rocks with magical properties.
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No. 130475 ID: 8ecfd4

>>130465
Ask about a prophecy about some dead god sealed in a tomb that can be unlocked. More specifically where said tomb is located. If the thing asks why we're looking then tell him it's to stop some madman from unlocking it.

But the truth of course is that it's to enable a certain madwoman to ascend to godhood. No offense Rynh, but headvoices usually indicate insanity, especially when they urge you to kill helpless people, which I have done at a number of occasions.
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No. 130477 ID: 34bfdb

Man that's one tiny moogle even when it comes to moogle standards. How tall are you anyway?

Sooo what do the Gods 'round here think of unrepentant killers who bath themselves in blood only to line their pockets with Gold?

Speaking of that, what God do they worship here anyway...? I'm sure you're on your way to the lower planes either way~
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No. 130500 ID: 817cd3

>>130477
There is like at least a deity of warfare or two if they have the whole pantheon thing goen on.
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No. 130501 ID: 1e1932

>>130465

Ask it to save your game.
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No. 130536 ID: e828f5

You don't want to say anything so suspicious that, if interrogated, the moogle can easily say "oh yeah this one guy was askin' about that stone." Instead, claim to be interested in the thing Ivek was talking about. Only describe in it words he or one of his underlings already used.
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No. 130609 ID: 5a2e05

>>130501
This right here is very important. I don't think we've chosen to save yet, and there's no way we're going through those cutscenes again if we die.
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No. 130920 ID: e0499d

>>130465
We wanna get information without giving too much away.So the course of action should be to ask for books on simple magic (shows interest in magic rather than in stone info), then ask for books on magic history, then on demons/evil gods and spirits/good gods.

It's like going on a wikipedia deviation... except with a goal!
>>130609
do this too... perferably before doing th above...
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No. 131239 ID: 4ce1b0
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131239

>what God do they worship here anyway?

"You want to know about the Gods? Of course. That's what I'm here for, kupo~"

"First there's the twin Goddesses of Light and Dark,Urayu and Kerstrawho rule over day and night and keep all things in balance."


"Greva, the Mountain God, who rules over all the earth."

"Undra, Goddess of the Ocean, who commands the flow of all the world's water."

"Magranos, the God of Flames, who provides the world with warmth."

"andTaosen,the Air God. His breath moves all the winds of the world."

[i]"There are many other gods of many other things as well, but these six are the foundation of everything. kupo~."
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No. 131241 ID: e828f5

cool beans. Didn't know Airman got promoted to Deity level, but whatever. I still think you should ask it if it knows anything (or of a book) about the stone your boss was talking about. Gets you the info you need without undue suspicion
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No. 131243 ID: 8ecfd4

>>131239
Tell the thing that you have heard rumors about a dead god sealed in a tomb. And you're curious about learning more, for instance how can a god die.

Ask him if he has a book about it, the info we're looking for might be in there.
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No. 131253 ID: 4ce1b0
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131253

"I've been hearing rumors about a dead god sealed in a tomb. Can gods die?"

"The Gods I just mentioned are tied to the most basic elements that make up this world. In order for them to die, their given element would have to cease to exist and the God itself can create an unlimited amount of it's own power. It would be like trying to stop the rain by catching each drop on your tongue, kupo~"

"On the other hand, there are many spirits that are worshiped as gods. Most races have a god that ascended from a powerful ancestral spirit, for example, kupo~. Lesser elementals also fall into this catagory, kupo~"

"Some spirits can be called forth by temporarily or asked for boons by summoning magic, but in order to seal a spirit strong enough to be considered a god permanently would require immense power, likely in the form of aid from other gods, kupo~. I can imagine anything worthy of such a fate would be quite terrifying, kupo~!"
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No. 131271 ID: 8ecfd4

>>131253
Ask him if something like that has ever happened.
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No. 131390 ID: c0f3bf

Ask if you can industrialize it with application of magic stones, focusing crystals, multiple mages, etc.
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No. 132041 ID: 4ce1b0
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132041

>>131390
"Would magic stones or crystals be involved in this?"

"I guess they could. Why are you asking, kup-"

"YOU DO HAVE IT, YOU DO! K'VSSH IS NO FOOL!

Aw, shit! Where did he come from!?
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No. 132044 ID: 62489a

Blade, throat, now.

Toss the priest a coin, say "Sorry about the mess," and walk out.
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No. 132046 ID: eb91b2

>>132041
Let him know you just overheard some nobles during the assault and you have nothing better to do until another job comes in.
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No. 132048 ID: 62489a

>>132044
Or, you know, torch the guy.
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No. 132050 ID: 632862

>>132041
Oh hell.

UM... "Fuck you, I simply put two and two together. You're trying to release a dead god with whatever magic stone or crystal you're looking for!"

If that doesn't convince him I guess we'll have to fight him. DO NOT kill him inside the church though. That will piss off the cleric like you wouldn't believe.
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No. 132051 ID: e3f578

Yes, don't kill him inside the church. In fact bum rush him all the way outside or knock him unconscious, then kill him in an alley.
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No. 132052 ID: 6834bc

>>132041
"Th'fuck are you on about, ya little rat-thing? So maybe I saw some stupid-lookin' crystal shit when we were raiding the castle.

Doesn't mean I have it, some dumbasses were runnin' off with it. They weren't in my way, and as far as I knew the job was to kill a couple of nobles. It would've been too much work to bother with them so I said "fuck it."

Now stop harassin' me, you disgusting little thing."

If he calls bullshit, saying that you're part dragon and you would have grabbed it because it was shiny, call him racist and debate with him over the racial stereotype of dragons being obsessed with shiny things.
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No. 132054 ID: 817cd3

>>132041
Bumrush him outside, kill him (discreetly, dispose of corpse in garbage bin (maybe a burning barrel just to make sure)?
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No. 132055 ID: 4ce1b0
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132055

Alright, I'll just have to figure out how to deal with this guy...

(Thread is too huge. New chapter will begin when I feel like it.)
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